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0:00Dana Carvey:I think we're starting. Hello and welcome to Fly on the Wall. Without a guess is what we call it. Our segment called Standing or Sitting. So we talk about news and what's going on and we don't really know anything. And everyone loves to point that out. We're two idiots talking. Who cares? Good for us. so uh we have strong opinions we're passionate alpha males and we we want to express ourselves but we we're not saying we're correct but right by the way i saw i'm watching right now another rough cut of busboys it's getting closer to being shown to people show it to people we have no bosses people don't know this we paid for ourselves we're just going to show it see if anybody wants to put out anywhere or we'll just put it out and say press here by watch so i've only heard about buzzboys for quite some time yes and i'm uh maybe too long no but i haven't seen a frame not nothing just hearing about like what what do you guys look like together where are you going how's it shot i'm very very curious yeah i'll show you one quick uh like one minute thing we have about it Not a real trailer, but something Theo shows on the road.

1:21I'm excited.

1:22Dana Carvey:It's a silly comedy. So basically, as long as a basic story tracks, but no one's going to leave it going, that story tracks so well. But just enough. And then you need, I'd say in an 80-minute movie, you probably need three banger scenes. I'm serious. And then other little laughs, or at least two big scenes. That's all you really need. You just need some memorable ones. Remember Deuce Bigelow, Schneider, the movie that did great, was really sold off the trailer with him in gravity inversion boats swinging and hitting an aquarium and ripping it down and a full stunt crash, fish and water everywhere.

2:04And it was like, I'm going to that.

2:06Dana Carvey:I think that, yeah, you could, you know, sometimes with comedies, I think Rob cued into that. if the sound broke, like you didn't have any sound, you still would be laughing a lot of the time. You know, funny with the sound off. I remember in the beginning, Schneider had some guy go use the restroom and he was peeing for like two minutes and it was like a fire hose. And it was just Rob's reactions. Yeah, that's funny. It was just funny still. Yeah, there's some stuff. So we'll see and we'll catch you up more on that later. In the news, there's a big mention of this Epstein files thing. Any thoughts on that?

2:50Dana Carvey:It's kind of the news of the week. I would set the table with this idea that it's not like an overriding obsession with me. But the secondary premise is, is anyone anywhere in the world, someone of power or government or politician or important person, quote unquote, hiding something? Is there because the circumstances of how he died, he attempted suicide a few days before and doesn't make it. Then he goes back. He has a cellmate that's a that's a murderer. Apparently, the cameras either malfunction. There was a technical issue. The two guys to watch him fell asleep or got confused. I mean, it's so much stuff where you're not even interested to go.

3:43Dana Carvey:Well, what? What? It's so many things happen at once. If this is Columbo, I'm going back to the 70s. Or if this is Law and Order or whatever. Excuse me. Is this your dog? Excuse me. I don't want to buy it here. But I just have this wondering about why he would hang himself. Paging Kevin Pollak to do that impression. But so, you know. Is someone lying? And just what the fuck happened? Just tell us. Well, also, you can see lists. Like, they take a picture on Instagram. It's a list of 100 celebrities. Everyone's like, this is the real. but i've seen ones that drew barrymore i've seen one like there's people you go this isn't anything well it's also smart obfuscation is if you want to just exaggerate add people and who knows if there was a list when i someone told me and i'm not conspiratorious that commercial story is i had a couple pops before the show and they said there's this guy named jeffrey epstein he's he's incredibly rich no one knows how he got the money he has a secret island or an island.

4:47Dana Carvey:He flies Bill Clinton down there 13 times and other celebrities to the island. Right. He has young girls that are, you know, 15, 16, 17-year-old girls that have sex with these famous, powerful men and they're secretly recorded. And then that is used as blackmail and political leverage forever. And I just go, well, that sounds like a conspiracy, a total fantasy. But then I found out there is a guy named Jeff Ramstein. He does have an island. Bill Clinton did go on the island. There's certain things we know. So then you're like, well, what else is going on? I'm not going to let you talk because I want the spade.

5:24Well, I mean, I think, A, there could be a list, like this famous list. Let's say they get the real list and the flight logs. But if it's Bill Clinton or Bill Gates, I would rather see a video of them doing something wrong because who cares? I mean, we just watched the Puffy trial. It doesn't mean anything. It's all circumstantial. So there is a list. So there's an island, so they knew him. Now, did they go there? Did they do anything? Is there proof they did anything? That's what people really, really want. They don't just want to say, oh, I heard this or this. They've heard that for years. And also what could be happening is now they say he hung himself.

6:04No controversy, no list, no nothing. Which also sounds weird, right?

6:10Dana Carvey:Well, why was there$290 million payout? from morgan stanley it was jeffrey epstein's bank to toward the victims why is his right-hand woman if anyone had a little and it wouldn't be a little black book it might be digital or in code or whatever why is she in jail for sex trafficking so and then why what are the odds why don't they with 2020 do the odds of him uh the guards falling asleep the camera's breaking right right when he's hanging himself i mean but then they just did a video where they sent it this is him in jail when he hung himself you go i thought they broke i didn't think the video when i was the last i saw it was just him walking through the prison there was none of him in the in the well i think i saw this is a story going on this week so a clip of a door of a jail they're like this is his whatever i think one possibility which sounds pretty far-fetched let's say that stuff is good for blackmail with some people.

7:15So in lieu of just telling everyone this guy did this, the people that have it now go to them and say, now we'll blackmail you. So we need you to do this or we're going to let it out.

7:26Dana Carvey:Who benefited from Jeffrey Epstein not being on the planet? I mean, this is like crime drama series we see all the time. And then here's the other part of it is that Pam beyond a press secretary as a mis-taping what is her last name bondi i think bondi yeah bondi yes um had come out a few weeks ago yeah pam bondi that we've got all the files we got this stuff we're going to be giving you a lot of information and then all of a sudden like that it was no hung himself we don't have any evidence of any sex trafficking there's no list we have There's nothing just goodbye. And even the first time they brought it up to Trump, he goes, why are we even talking about Jeffrey Epstein?

8:11Dana Carvey:Why would we talk about that? Why are we? It just makes you go, but yeah, but answer, we're being told at least as of this taping, don't ask any questions. Just shut up. Again, yeah. I mean, it's sort of, yes, it's an old story, but it's one that you, even Trump has to realize it's a curiosity factor for people. So you just want to put it out for good. What's the answer? And when that answer comes out, everyone kind of goes, I don't know if that's the answer. Well, do a show and tell press conference. Have all the stuff. Be humble about it. Have Pam go up there and go, okay, this is what we thought.

8:51Dana Carvey:This is the video of me saying I've got all this stuff. But then we checked it again and cross-checked it. This is exactly why the cameras didn't work. this is exactly why they didn't work while he was hanging himself you know because it's just make piques your interest and it's just good for uh for the public psyche to not feel like they're being lied to yeah by the way were you i mean this doesn't even seem fair but were you in were you in new york when he went when it went down with epstein were you near that jail cell why you think i did it well i just i wouldn't know how i'm not saying look i was there visiting someone that day in prison but i did nothing wrong right which i knew about you texted me i'm at the prison where definitely you know i do good things i go there and visit people and bring them lunch right and also you did a pithy kind of selfie where you took a sheet and wrapped up like this and went remember that a little video while you're in the prison what's that this is where i'm faking making Well, you had a sheet and you rolled it in a real tight thing and it had a noose and you went like, hey, you know, and I'm not making you culpable.

10:04Dana Carvey:I'm just saying there's stories that need to be explained. No, I'm just doing a funny selfie with that. And it's not - At the prison. Nothing to do with it. Now, two things do not, those don't add up. But we'll get into other stories now. But that was a story this week. And then there was a Diddy trial, which I don't think is over yet as of this press time. It's just he hasn't been sentenced, right? It seems like, yeah, they're going to let him out after he's sentenced. You know, the judge did express worry that he would revert back and go after some of the people. I'm worried. I'm worried. But basically, the sex trafficking or the racketeering.

10:44Dana Carvey:Like, so they're saying he didn't do it for the money. The two biggest things got dismissed. And then it was transporting prostitution. prostitution. And I know that could carry 10 years, but I don't know. But basically, basically he got off. Basically, I feel like he's in better place than he was. Like, he probably will get reduced sentence. Has he been in jail this whole time? Maybe they'll give him time. Yeah, he's been in there like nine months. Now, let me ask you a question. Is there a chance that he's headlining Vegas in six months or he's he's just back if he's out and they just say okay we're on probation uh I definitely think he's back in biz I think he has fans that will fully back him fully go see him I don't know if he's really even a singer or rapper I don't even know really what he no one really knows what he does exactly Robert Smigel did a cartoon on SNL And the entire notion of the cartoon, I might have mentioned this before, was what does P.

11:47Dana Carvey:Diddy do? I guess he's a producer, you know, of rap. Yeah, which means whatever. Yeah, yeah, producer. I like that. But anyway. He's sort of piggybacked on Biggie. I mean, I don't know anything. I can't talk. I don't know anything. Yeah. But, you know, as just an objective viewer or listener, I really know even less. All right, let's get into the hard news. This is very hard. I'll just say that one last p-ditty drop. It's unsavory. It's an unsavory story. Yeah, it's a little rough. Yeah. Okay. Now, you were asking me early what pigeons look like when they puff out their chest to impress females.

12:25And I finally found some video. Okay.

12:31That impresses girls.

12:33Dana Carvey:I don't want to fall in love. I just want to kick it. Stupid song. Song helps it. That's a pigeon. I've never seen pigeons do that to impress me. I've seen a lot of pigeons in the park in New York and whatever. I've never seen anything close to that. I mean, are they all married or why? No one's trying to impress another girl pigeon. Like, why are they? They're walking through it. Is there a chance that's AI? I don't. Well, there's a chance that everything is, yeah. Doesn't it make you kind of feel sorry when you watch these nature shows and the male component of a sea bug or whatever blows up into some freaky thing?

13:10Dana Carvey:or changes its feathers to dark purple or whatever. It's just sort of like these poor, horny freaks of nature. It's true. Blowing up and looking like alien, double, triple aliens. The birds are like, they puff their chest. They go, huh? Yeah. The female bird goes, I've seen this a million times. Or they go, yada, da, da, da, da. They're doing like little dances. Wouldn't a bird catch like, you know, 50 worms, put them in their mouth and spit them out like a machine gun? I can get. If they had a worm, Joey chestnut, and it said, how many worms can you eat? And the other birds would get it. That would be kind of interesting.

13:50Dana Carvey:What if a frog to impress another frog? Because we had a bullfrog up here in the middle of the night on the pond. But it seems like what if a frog in a bioevolutionary way to impress would jump up a thousand feet in the air and then kind of fly down? What do you think of that? Do you have a frog voice? She goes, oh my God, I was on my phone. Go ahead. He's like, I'm not doing that again. I just jumped 1 ,000 feet and then flew down. They make themselves kind of fat like that. I mean, the classic is the peacock. It's like, what's up? You have a peacock? That's pretty good. Not right. They kind of go.

14:35They put that shit out there. They're like, what's up?

14:37Dana Carvey:I think it was Johnny Carson was actually, he was golfing. He saw a peacock. And that's before NBC started. It was like 1952. It goes, I'm going to create a network and I'm going to have the NBC that be the peacock network. Someone had to say that. It might have been him. Someone had to do that. But it is kind of weird. And I do think even now, it's kind of unfortunate that NBC's live streaming is peacock. Because it ends with the word cock. It doesn't sound inviting. Peacock. It's right now streaming on Peacock. Don't you find it's not a great name? Yeah, because also, you know, it's a comedy word because, you know, the K sound people say is good in comedy.

15:19Like, I'm over here washing my peacock.

15:22Dana Carvey:Exactly. That's a dentist kind of thing. Okay, let's see what we have here in the peacock reverence territory. Spade made a million bucks, ran out and bought himself a peacock. And that's what I need more of in my life, okay? Swordfish with a little teriyaki sauce and a live peacock and some sort of corral on my ranch. Got a fucking peacock under glass. What was the question? I don't even know. Okay, we'll go to the next one. Next one. This is so interesting. Crowd is on the edge of their seat. Yes. The most dangerous person in tech is an e-liner. Altman? Oh, is that Sam Altman? Elon. It's 28-year-old.

16:12Oh, he built a training system for OpenAI. And Zuckerberg gave him$15 billion for it. Yeah. I mean, I think the only question people have is, is he right or left? Because if he gets to steer how people think, very powerful position.

16:30Dana Carvey:You're right. Is it just science or it can be used for good or evil? We've seen it in science fiction films, and now we're kind of living it. The idea that a 28-year-old gets handed$15 billion to make AI that'll take us over. $15 billion? That's 18 zeros, babe. Back to Dennis. $15 billion for about six days of work. Okay. That's a toddling character there. He's not going to have to be a chest thumper with the ladies, all right? You know how many peacocks you could get? Okay, he said all he did was hire sweatshop workers to procure data sets on the internet. I don't know if that's all he did. I mean.

17:11He said that about himself?

17:13Dana Carvey:No, this is a comment on the side. Oh, people who kind of know. Comments are always funny. Because although, oh, he's brilliant, but he lacks wisdom. Heavy comment. Heavy. Well, again, if you want to be in the room with, it's Zuckerberg hired him or who paid him? Yeah, Zuckerberg bought it. so the guy we got a guy he's really good he's 15 billion all right okay i got i got a guy a guy who's really really good as well he'll do it for 10 billion i got three guys they'll do it for 2 billion each so how do they arrive at 15 billion did you tell me you couldn't for 14 billion supplant him he's that valuable no it's not just the guy he's bringing his shit with him oh his whole giant how about he goes no i still own it but i'll come up with new shit for you they're like no no we want this thing oh he owns it okay yeah he owns it's like everything i just said trademark or he owns the guts of it so i guess listen i remember when they bought the first time i was hearing billion people are too young everything was millions government we gave 10 million to this place we gave 100 million which was like the highest when it hit billion I think during the last four or five years, it turns into a billion.

18:27Then I heard 20 billion. Then we're getting 100 billion. I'm like, you can't compute these numbers at all. It's just nothing. It's so high. It's unbelievable. So everyone overpays. Instagram, I think they bought it for a billion. And I thought, that's insane for this stupid shit. And then it's obviously worth a lot. And then Snapchat, I think the guy wouldn't take two or three billion from Google. And I was like, dude, is anyone going to get mad that you took three billion, you got ripped off? Let's say it goes to a hundred billion. You still have three billion. You're not going through it all.

19:04I mean, goddamn, get the stress off, sell it.

19:07Dana Carvey:It's a heartbreaking thing when startups get lucky and they have this, they don't make much money, but they're valued so much higher and someone wants to buy them. and it's if it works out when you say no but if you were if it doesn't work out you're like how in the fire did i say take your three billion right take your fucking three billion and shove it up your ass yeah it's like teams that overpay for a player and they bomb and they have like a nine-year deal with them they're like oh my god oh i love the nba what's his stats he gets six points a game, two rebounds, and one steal. What's his yearly income?

19:46Dana Carvey:$71 million. I want the talent to get paid. I want the talent to get paid. Your boy Kevin Love gave me a shout out yesterday. Really? Do you know who that is? Of course. Great, great forward who famously came out about just mental health issues, kind of helped a lot of people in the league. He just got traded, I guess, yesterday where's he going to a different team to a different team all right all right well you know miami heather look it up kevin love heather just shrugs her shoulders i go no look it up she goes i don't fucking know i go i know but heather can look things up i mean she can look it up and she's gonna say i think it's a miami heat going to somewhere utah jazz acquire kevin love and Kylie Anderson in three-term team training.

20:36Utah Jazz took him. So I don't think he was expecting it because he posted a Joder clip saying what's it like to get traded. And it was Kid Rock going, nobody wants you here. You crying, boy? Nobody wants you here at all. Get out of here. Hilarious.

20:55Dana Carvey:Trading's heartbreaking. I mean, there was just recently a seven-team deal where I'll take this, you take this guy, then you take this guy. the warriors were in it houston and he'll go over here yeah seven teams so complicated i know i can't keep track of it i don't understand all their deals like you know free agent restricted free i don't really understand how it all works do i care sort of not enough to look into it it's fun for you you're more into b-ball that you go they should get this guy if they lose this guy with this guy's kid you know they finally make money and then they get too expensive for someone yeah it's it's a real it's a guts move to turn down things and how you navigate your career you ideally want to get a few money initially and then you can take more chances with that you know i mean there were there are players in any professional sports who just just saved every penny when they were playing um dana wants fs money fuck spade let's take all his money dana's got lots of money i'm not no one's worried about dana okay let me just make this comment okay that's not true but there if you are someone who's living in a nice small house really humble have a humble car whatever and you have enough money coming in where you do what you want to do when you want to do it.

22:22Dana Carvey:If you want to work full time or you don't want, you are by lifestyle. Lifestyle is a millionaire lifestyle when you don't have to think about money. And a lot of that's just the expense. Yeah. I like to give wisdom. What was the question? It was, was Jeffrey Epstein, did he hang himself? No, That was so 11 minutes ago Puffy's hosting this week I'm really enjoying the podcast I thought the 11 minutes on the peacock Was a really seminal moment I thought Epstein into peacock was brilliant We have Puffy He's also the musical guest That will mean he's fully back I'm P. Diddy I ain't going anywhere anywhere.

23:12I'm back in the city. I got

23:15Dana Carvey:the baby oil. I know how to toil. I one time worked the soil. Everybody find some oil. I BF'd olive oil. While Papa was watching. My name's not guilty. I know people think I'm filthy, but I want to tell you the whole story iffy. I pass a water bippy. god damn i know i ran out of steam we've this is our third podcast today and yours yeah uh okay we'll go next story we really are racking them up rack them i love this podcast so far okay this might be real right now these are a lot of girls have podcasts a lot of women and a lot of them i'm figuring out mostly only fans girls it seems like if you see it's something like this it might be a fake podcast because no one actually looks at the real ones they it's a good way to get clips on you really just film clips you know what i'm saying suit on a couch so if she's talking to the girl but there's no real podcast but it looks like one they're just doing clips anyway oh i see just clips as if you're just basically they're filming clips there's no real see it they're there how much did you pay in taxes this year i didn't pay taxes i've never paid taxes in my life you never paid taxes no okay well so i haven't either i don't I really don't know even what taxes means.