Emergency Podcast: We Plead Ignorance To Halloween

0:00You got on the Zoom and I thought, wow, this is the best David has looked since the beginning of the podcast. And this is the first time you're going full Dana. You have a black T-shirt, no accoutrements, and it works for you. I threw this on last minute because it's kind of cold today. Otherwise, we would have been black on black. No, you know what the riveting story is, and this is an emergency podcast to tell you this. This is green. Oh, really? Dark? Okay. Yeah, dark green because I go, we have black, so it's dark green. Can you tell Heather? No. No. Well, I want to say that the - It looks like navy gray.

0:41It looks navy gray. I thought it was - It looks - Well, I can see a gray, green, black. I'm going to give it all three. A lot of people got stimulated. I heard it anecdotally, the idea of an emergency podcast. And it was an emergency. And it was good that we got it out there, but it was an emergency. It wasn't a level 12 emergency. Yeah, you know what's funny is that some people in the comments are like, what the fuck? Why is it an emergency? I'm like, it just sounded funny. Like, it was kind of a trivial story, but it's like, Dana. But we did talk about it because there were articles about it.

1:21So why not? And, you know, we learned a lot. We laughed. We cried. Well, look, this is what I might take away from it, besides all the different machinations, politics and stuff. It's very hard. Like I said, okay, David's feelings were a little bit hurt. Okay. So then I went in and said, worst reviews Dana Carvey ever got. And I got a collage. Was he ever funny? Whatever happened to him? What a hack. And I was like, get off. Get it out of here. I know. It's hard. Because some of it stings. Yeah. Then someone saw what we said and said, David Spade pleads ignorance of the situation. Like it was some actual huge controversy.

2:08I'm like, I don't see it. I see nothing. I'm like, I heard an article in the car going, hey, this is what's going on. I'm like, well, I don't know all the facts. Unlike everyone else, you got to get a few facts. Like I'm going to pull out of a gig because they're like, oh, they already fixed that. He's calling you a liar. but it did trend fast and wide. My doctor's assistant, I was talking to her and she goes, David Spade, he went to the comedy show, but he said he didn't know about the controversy. I'm going to have to tell doctor. She told the doctor that I pleaded ignorance. Yeah. Pleaded ignorance.

2:50That's calling you a liar. That's the greatest phrase. I love that too. The greatest phrase was that, but number one is he talked about traffic, flying, dot, dot, dot. You get it. The guy, like he's a comedy connoisseur. I know. This is, it's just, I just want to insert something here because I have it now. Halloween is coming up, right? Oh, that's right. We have a lot of trick-or-treaters, and a lot of times I'm giving out the candy. Sometimes I'll just buy a mask, right? But this year I'm having one custom made and I'm basing it on, on someone. And so here's the picture. And then I'm going to make a mask when I give out the Halloween candy.

3:36That's cute. I thought that was high school. That's SNL. Is it kind of scary? I mean, is it, or is it terrifying, but it is scary that I turn into this fucking monster. Hey, who wants some candy? Shabba shi. One Zagnut or an Abba Zabba? Now, hey, buddy. Let's put on Tommy Boy. I was about to say, I don't have to change my voice. Well, the joke was, it's not a scary picture was my joke. No, I know. That was it. Okay, we got that out of the way. That was it. Is there anything else we have to talk about? Because we just did the good stuff. Actually, I'll tell you this, Dana. I'm loaded. What was your laziest costume growing up?

4:18Because I'll give you one example, two examples. One, I was going to a party in college, and I'm like, I'm not going to any Halloween parties. Of course I cave in because I pleaded ignorance like I wasn't going to go, and then I went. So I had a white sweatshirt with a black bat on it, like the Batman bat. Just a bat, no circle around it, just a black. I wore that with jeans, and I was Batman. Fucking got horrible reviews. This is in college? You're in your early 20s? doing this stuff doing this stuff yes don't plead ignorance well when's the last time let me ask you a question and this is an emergency part of this emergency podcast yeah yeah when's the last time you seriously went out made a costume you made a costume got i we would get pillowcases information and run around the neighborhood this was probably ended at 11 or 12 or maybe 13 where you were actually seriously going trick-or-treating to get candy and you're doing it in your late 20s with a funny costume come on come on dude here's my worst costume that was the worst but in my 40s no very recently i went as i had a i had no costume so i went i had a suede like bomber jacket you know like brown yeah and you're like a military guy or something that no i went just that and i was david suede and that one went over a little better but no no real work put into it but then my buddy had a shark costume from something he did where he puts and i go what could we be i go oh like so i greased my hair back and had a jump the leather jacket and i was fine have you heard this story sorry sorry to jump your idea jump the shark story of emergency i'm gonna deep deep calm i have to say when this podcast is in the state of emergency everything moves quicker we just jump around okay i'll give you two halloween stories that i've probably done i've done the last few years one is my brother in new york i thought was pretty interesting so he gets mirrors little mirrors i guess some of them he was an artist member maybe they were cut in different shapes and he put them all together and then he put it around and it was just mirrors all around him and so people would say what's your costume and he said i'm going is you because they would look in the mirror kind of clever right now this is one i probably tow i'm trying to raise a family i moved i moved to mill valley i've got a fireplace it's a little cool little uh gingerbread house you know and i go phew enough with hollywood i'm with the real people i'm hiking in the woods everything's great my past is behind me that's no big deal and I was looked up and framing the, the door was open and framing it was a tall kid dressed exactly like Garth.

7:33I mean, it was a wig, the whole thing. And then I, I can't hold the human. I don't know. But then you got slightly excited. You're like, I feel tingles in my underpants or whatever. I feel funny. Like when I used to climb the rope in gym class. I did like you didn't rush that I gave it the real thing because you know even during this emergency podcast you didn't rush it I like Garth, I want to be Garth or I want Garth as a friend I'll just put it out there and you're the same way with Dickie Roberts I heard some Dickie Roberts praise on the road this time it was the most mentioned on the road, shockingly.

8:25What do you mean on the road? Like a security guard backstage and a woman that was friends with Vessi. Oh, that's funny. Yeah, it was nice to hear. But, oh, here's my best Halloween costume. Ready, Dana? Are you ready? By the way, could we change the name of the whole podcast to Emergency Podcast? Because people would click on that. It'd be fun. Well, we will do more of those because now that we know sometimes something happens late and whatever and our producer was kind enough to go in you know on the sunday and just do that heather was very heather heather bendable sentado was there too on her one not really day off um okay so here's the costume it was back at those fun kate hudson parties which probably still does i don't get invited so i you know why because i stole all the attention that's what it is because i crush so hard all right let's hear it me i don't know what i wore then i had the babies that were little what were they had were they we had a blow-up doll full-size and then three oh yeah oh yeah blow-up size fold-on biting on my butt and taped me with a diaper on and then three little baby size blow-up dolls adolescents or little people's eyes and they were taped to each other and i went as the human centipede oh it killed it's a it's a really filthy movie offensive scary movie where everyone You know what it is?

10:09You'll gross out. They kidnap all these teenagers naturally in an old lighthouse, naturally, end of a road, dark out. They seem nice at first. Anyway, it's a fate worse than death. They line you up and they sew the mouth to the next guy's anal region, his anus. of course it sounds fun but i don't know it sounds fun for a little bit i mean they go this is a fun game like a frat game we literally sew with the doctor your mouth of their butthole and then they do it the next one and then they have to poop and then the next person has to get it and poop by the way one day of that it's not fun hey hey i think i'm gonna hurl i know you're gonna hurl garth would freaking hurl oh my god and that was a hit movie like a small hit like a but everyone knew about it because it was so gross well a guy said hey you got to go to burning man man go to burning man i go to burning man all the time why don't you come next year to burning man i go what do you see up there oh one time i was just hanging out in the desert and i saw five naked guys walking along and they had a rope taped or something uh their wieners tied around and then to the next guy the next guy and the next guy so it was like a wiener chain man you got to go to bernie man where were you yeah go to bernie man they got wiener chains man and you blew it you could have been there you could have your iphone i went to smoldering man it's like three miles down and there's a denny's there and a motel six and much nicer i went to still trying to light it man We always recommend Shopify.

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13:24Busboys, man. Busboys. But it hasn't come out yet. But I didn't see Megaflopolis, but I heard that it didn't go perfectly. Yeah. Anyway, this is part of the emergency podcast is that he's had to start selling his watch collection. So I'm announcing a GoFundMe for Francis Ford Coppola. You do him because he could be sitting on his lawn with those watches out in a signed picture of Michael Corleone. Let me try it. Just sometimes I just try to, it's almost like a Svengali thing. I try to get a voice. Francis Ford Coppola. What does he talk like? What does he talk like? I'm Francis Ford Coppola. How are you?

14:06I don't know if it's any good. I got it. Now see here, Shia LaBeouf. You're acting crazy on a set. Oh, I tell you, I tell you, Shia LaBeouf. That's why I'm after trouble is and that didn't make a lot of money. I'm Francis Ford Coppola. You got to announce who you're doing. Yeah, it helps. After the fact. Now you see here, Al Pacino, the studio wants you out of here, but I want to bat for you. I'm Francis Ford Coppola. I tell you, boy. Now listen, boy, for catering, we got five Triscuits and a Slim Jim, and that's because we ran out of money. Keep talking. Hey, good guy. What a good guy. What's that, young guy?

14:50I know. That's why it's an adorable. Life in me. SNL hadn't beaten the shit out of me yet. This was my alternative choice. That's my high school senior year. That's where I look so different because I got my haircut so short. I didn't know it was me. And I looked through the pictures and I go, where's mine? And they go, this one. I go, that's not me. Hey, hey, my name's David Spade. Would you like to go to the Sadie Hawkins dance with me? I'm David Spade. Look it says under almost interesting. That was the name of a book. Okay you voice what you're thinking. I'll just move it. Okay oh it's picture day.

15:31Luckily I wore a suit. I didn't know but I pleaded ignorance and my hair is nicely blondish and I was probably thinking of if I was going to the football game that weekend and who I would ask to the prom that would try to get out of it yeah i know what you'd be thinking right then well it's not my best picture but i'm begging i'm begging ignorance i'm pleading oh pleading shit me with a fucking brick i'm pleading i hate when a joke fucks up okay i got one more topic for you and then i have one topic before you okay sports betting scandal oh this is the big story this is big set the table we don't need to oh i will oh me uh you're closer to gambling you're no you're closer to basketball but yesterday a story blew up when i was flying back from minneapolis yeah oh wow i mean it was pretty big it was on everywhere and it was about sports betting you know more a lot of players involved some coaches go um yes there's terry rosier chance Chancy Billups are kind of Chauncey Billups, Chauncey, Chauncey, the coach and all NBA player.

16:49Apparently, again, innocent till proven guilty. Apparently, one of the things they would do is they got him with the mafia. Hey, you know what? Hey, Chancy, guess what? We got some high rollers here from Indonesia. And they like playing poker with a celebrity. So why don't you come in? So apparently the mob got to them. They set up these special tables with listening devices, cameras, all kinds of high tech stuff. Cheater stuff. Yes. So that our guy would win. That's one. And then one player potentially, if innocent, ill-proof and guilty, would also in games, bet on games and then fake an injury.

17:29So he'd go out of the game. He could sort of turn the game for points and stuff. And that guy was making$26 million a season at the time. So you ask yourself, you know. Why, why, why? But here's the thing. You know and I know that you can bet on anything in Las Vegas. It's hysterical. You can bet on anything. Prop bets, yes. I'll be just totally transparent, but we can say to each other now that we've never spoken about this. It's completely on the up and up. but you can take the high and the low on stand-up sets in vegas now with you it was an over and under like i bet if if david would in a in his set would get more than 60 laughs and i bet that then i win a two to one or less than 60 so i've made a small fortune normally i'll just be totally honest taking the under that you would get less than 60 laughs per set and i made a fortune well What if they say, okay, me and Nikki Glaser.

18:32I have pleading ignorance. We're at Caesar's Palace, and they could bet on if Nikki's wearing a skirt or pants. You can make a bet on that. I've made money on that. You could say, what's the over-under on how long Spade will do? Will he do an hour, under an hour, 40, 48, bet the exact number. Starts when he walks out, when you see him. Those are bets. Well, I think it was 100 grand. that you would say, bitch, be smoking hot during your set. And you did. I did. I said it too much that show. No, I said, I bet Dana that he would say, he would look off to the side of the stage and say, how much time do I have left with these idiots?

19:28and then someone would yell 25 and you go f word well what i i heard on the down low that you and tim meadows got a little couple pops in you yeah and bet that i wouldn't say well isn't that special during my set and you lost your bet well isn't that special we thought you would accidentally say well isn't that interesting because have you ever done a bit like i did this weekend and there was one word in it i couldn't remember it and i just skimmed over it i'm like what is going on i don't there's the one word that was a key word and i skimmed it and i'm like it just doesn't pop in your head it's so weird it's so stressful uh it's it's just a sinking feeling when you realize you got a five minute bit like i have this thing about flying on an irish airways and if i skip this one piece early on you go do i go it doesn't make sense can i go back and pick it up yeah it's not making sense or do i confess the audience i got confused which normally the route i take you know i go oh i fucked that up you know god i i said the wrong punch line and then i backed up and said the right one and they were like oh and it was so i didn't and I go, oh, I did that wrong.

20:51God dang it. What happens? They were like, fuck, what an amateur hour. That's, I love the audience.

21:02You know, at one time. I don't get the crunch lines that you're doing right. Hey, one time I was up there and I got a little confused and I'm going Garth and Hans and Franz. All of a sudden I'm doing this bit that is killing about watching porn on airplanes. And I'm going and it's killing and roars of laughter. and then i go oh my fucking god i'm doing spades bit so i waited till i killed the whole thing i said i'm sorry ladies and gentlemen i just that was a complete mental no i remember because you pled ignorance pled it what did i say are you praying about uh pleading ignorance that's your thing also on the basketball scandal chauncey billups is in the hall of fame i heard today they're saying could they take that away from him if they find him guilty right now it's apparently and also uh rosier is that his name terry terry terry rosier i believe okay r-o-c-i-e-r they said he was because coaches can take a guy out and say he'll play less rosier maybe i don't know so the coaches can look at this fix it by saying he'll play less bet the under of how long he plays or something and this is this is terry saying he fixed games watch how funny this is okay let me so what number is he so there he is accidentally dropping it gives it to the other team here's a shitty pass let me see oops to that guy he makes a basket so he's in the black now next pass oops to the other guy oh okay he keeps throwing it bad he's bad layup to the other team yeah airball to the other team.

22:46I mean, you could watch a game and go, God, he's having an off night. Well, before the coach would take you out, if it's crunch time right at the end and the over and under is three. Look at that over the basket. You know, look, all I can say is I don't understand. I mean, you don't understand what he does? When you're making$26 million, what do you need to do? Oh, why he would do this if it's true? Yes. I mean, I think there's a feeling that it's so competitive. Someone says, are you addicted to gambling? They're like, I'm addicted to competing. So they want to gamble so they can beat someone.

23:25Right. Well, Michael Jordan is famous for that. Charles Barkley. Terrible. Oh, that's terrible. I disagree with everything those guys are doing. Charles Barkley. It's terrible. Terrible. That's all you have to say. That's all I have. But yeah, innocent to prove guilty. But it's an amazingly, it looks like a very big scandal. It's a big story for sure. Okay, here's a smaller story. We don't have to have an emergency podcast. Not an emergency. But friend of the show, Aniston, Jennifer Aniston said. Jen. I saw a couple of these interviews this week. So she turned down SNL when she, before landing Friends.

24:06And she has a funny way to explain it. But she felt the sketch show was very male-dominated. And when she auditioned before Friends, she met with Lauren. She said this on Dax's podcast. She goes, I always thought I was such hot shit, which is funny to say. And she said she would love to ask Lauren how it went because she said she ran into me and Sandler in the room right outside. and I knew her briefly because she, her mom lived in my apartment complex next to me. So she goes, my daughter's an actress. My daughter, your mom was sweet. And then I'd see Jennifer, and I was like, oh, that is your daughter.

24:51So now she had a self-righteous attitude, and she didn't like the way women were treated on the show. She said if it was back when it was the Gilda Radner days, it would be better, you know. So she said she was sort of like just passing. By the way, without friends, kind of ballsy of her. say i think she's admitting it was ballsy to say she she wouldn't do it like why would you pass on snl ah that's cool i like someone who has confidence in themselves before they but what had she done here's my two questions did you what who were the women on the show at that time was it 95 was it julia sweeney one it was probably 91 so i was there then maybe jan maybe because she got friends right around then well let's look let's hey can we find out when she got on friends yeah because it's i would guess friends was about 92 because she blew up so fast but i thought my father was a soap opera actor and they said she was a netball baby but 94 i don't think so it was like maybe you were gone maybe i left in 93 because i think i would have got up in her grill a little bit you know just my nature go listen man you got this don't you what don't you walk away woman don't you walk away from me i'm i would have schooled her a little bit yeah i think she admitted it was weird i mean luckily she landed on her feet but it was it's it's a tough situation for all these people that are trying to get on snl especially then it was a big deal well she had done ferris bueller's day off the tv show because she did it with okay so she yeah and she she had a she had a pop i mean obviously we saw it on french very she she had she was very gonna make it because uh just charismatic charismatic but look at this i mean i'll tell you i i'll tell you this right now um snl's great it's just generally for most people a launching pad you she couldn't have gotten anything more spectacular than what she did in history yeah Except unless you didn't want to be that famous.

26:58But it was with Seinfeld, they were the 90s. Not much bigger sitcoms as far as money-making. Seinfeld, Friends, Cheers, maybe. I don't know if they got to that level, but I remember hearing, I heard it at some point that everyone knows this, the Friends, those six people were going to be favored nations. No one was going to negotiate separately. So they eventually started going, give us each a million dollars, a million dollars an episode for each of us. And they got it. When they got 100 ,000 an episode, everyone freaked out. Also, who were the three that they wanted to pay and who were the three that they said they weren't going to pay?

27:42And that's why they banded together. Oh, you got me. I'd heard this question and someone just guessed. All right. I'm going to call it right now. 26 minutes in we have we are just in the emergency podcast this is the part of the show we would have come in to give you this answer you've just entered the emergency podcast zone zone oh i think aniston i think courtney because she was the biggest star at the time when they started she was the biggest star in the world and i think schwimmer because schwimmer was in like a love story with Aniston on the show and he was very valuable and it was a Ross and Rachel was peaking I think that makes sense to me they all did a great job so I don't know but here's a question I have for you please because it popped into my head so you're going in those 90s and there's still syndication you get all your money million dollars an episode yay and that's your contract and you fulfill it and then live streaming comes in and the office and other ones so that did they get a piece of that the actors when when they sold friends friends is on live streaming there goes to netflix all those reruns yes dollars because i think they say they average 20 million a year shockingly that's about most anyone could ever and this is in the 90s late 90s i think i think up until a couple years ago like they said oh just from all the live stream all the horse yeah they're real tbs and hbo buys that are netflix can i be a little envious is it okay it's just bad i'm sickened by it it's hard to get out of bed i'm just like what i wish i had gotten a funny voice on the simpsons you know you know hi i'm mail black you know i got one voice mailbox Manny.

29:39Hey, everybody. I'm your local treasure secretary. You're in the secret life of pets. You were, weren't you? One and two. And then I am on the ride. The rides make more than the movies. But I don't get a piece of the ride. Yeah, over time. I'm the dog yelling at you when you're coming in in the little car. i'm going don't go in here you know it's the grumpy old man has a dog with no with wheels for hind legs all right let's look at a few stories unless you have any more no i just have answers but i was grateful for that question okay okay oh this is the u.s announces seventh generational fighter jets have seventh generation fighter jets have been begun their operational testing.

30:33Let's take a look at the new plans. The United States of America officially admitted that the seventh generation fighter jet has entered the real world verification phase. They didn't disclose the model number. They didn't show the exterior only one sentence. It can end a war without opening the weapons bay. What does that mean? A fully AI controlled combat platform can strike, leave the battle zone, and even change the enemy's data chain before the other side realizes it's there not only is it stealthy it can even fool enemy radar in satellites creating false target images and disrupting the entire airspace this is not an air superiority fighter nor is it a bomber but an intelligence yelling everything integrates command jam and surveillance it doesn't even need human pilots the uh we're not going to need human pilots the only thing that makes me feel a little strange about this because i'm a bladed knight and uh The president of China Yi and, of course, Putin are huge fans of this podcast.

31:37So didn't they just get the whole enchilada laid out? So we should be careful what you're sharing. I know what they comment on. I know their fake name when they leave comments all the time on YouTube. I know which one's Xi and which one's Pu-Tang. Pu-Tang. Pu-Tang. Listen to me. Listen to me. One thing I wanted to mention, how funny it is that Trump just demolished half the White House. We're going to take it down. We're taking it down. We're taking it down. It's nice to take things down, isn't it? It's a good thing. People like it when you take things down. We're taking it down. We're chopping it in two.

32:15We're going to have a bonfire. Beep, beep.

32:23Dumping garbage. Yeah, I guess they're fixing the White House all the time. If I was him, I just wouldn't bother. Like, how long are you going to be there? Well, he and some friends paid for it. It's like a rental. It's 300. He wants to say the Donald J. Trump ballroom forever. It's going to have my name in gold. My name is gold. It's going to be in the gold. He's kind of like one of those monkeys with the symbols. He's like, when people come into Waltz, it's like, who's in a ballroom anymore?

32:55clank clank clank i gotta take it down we're taking it down it's a good thing we're taking it down people like when we take things down we're gonna take it down is he gonna have any parties there is it all like just oh it's gonna be like gone with the wind while miss scarlet may i have this dance with you it's gonna it's gonna let's do the minuet that's an old dance uh the I mean, well, you know, back to our story, as people are hanging with us, folks. No one knows what we're talking about. Go ahead. There won't be pilots very soon. Of course, it's going to all be AI. They can react and we're going to jam things.

33:33Look, we spend a trillion on defense. A trill. That's 18 zeros, babe. Or on the war department. Okay, a trillion down there. What kind of aircraft you get for that much money? I don't know. You know. My Southwest flight plane costs at least a hundred grand for the whole thing. All in. Yeah. I had a corporate date and I thought, well, maybe I'll try to lease a private jet. But it was, I would have to take out a loan against my house to pay for the jet. No joke. It's crazy. We have a shortage of private jets in America. There's so many rich people now that they can't make them fast enough. yeah i mean that's the one thing where if you ever use it it's not an investment you don't get that money back so that's when you land you feel sick it's like blowing money on cocaine or something you're like so i got here it's over the ride is over and i spent all that money i know when you come off southwest you go geez 88 bucks yeah you've got 88 000 you're like and i'm in the same place and it's like yeah i can get an extra shrimp cocktail tonight because i saved money i'm going to the sphere pretty soon i'll please what are you talking about for what i'm going in vegas and i have an afternoon off there's a five o 'clock matinee and they're playing the wizard of oz are you gonna do that one oh i want to hear the whole review i guess yeah i guess you're inside the wizard of oz you're inside judy garland's dress yeah i know no i'm riding in the basket with Toto.

35:12You get on the witch's broom. We represent the lollipop guild. I'm one of those guys. I haven't seen that movie since I was four. Terrified. I want to hear it. The sphere is a big question. They're having no doubt coming up and people are like, is no doubt big enough or is the sphere the story? Is that 70 % of why you go? i think if uh a monkey's uh fake band went in there you'd sell it out i believe it's like an audio visual a four-dimensional there's rain coming down and wind and you're in seats and you kind of feel like you're gonna fall and every seat has they're already building more of them they're building you know one in china and one i guess one in dubai too i heard but i agree i I went to it once.

36:06You threw up. During U2, there were no monkeys, and I was sad. There was no witches. There was no nothing. I'm like, what are we doing? I think movies, getting immersed. I like to see 2001 in there. Hi, Dana. This is your favorite movie. Open the bathroom door, Spade. Open the bathroom door. I can't do it, Dana. You know the drill. I'm pleading ignorance. As a kid, we used to do that. As a young man with my friends when they were stoned, I would do, open the bathroom door, Hal. Hal. What's he supposed to say? Oh, I'm sorry, Dave. I can't do that, Dave. Because Hal turns on him, right? Is it AI?

36:47Hal, open the bathroom door. I'm sorry, Dave. All right. Don't raise your voice at me. All right. I'll go through the urinal. That'll be very difficult, Dave. You could pee your pants, Dana. Have you seen the movie? I don't think so. I think I'm getting it wrong. No, it's actually fine. It's actually pretty good. I just can't imagine you sitting for a four-hour movie with no real plot. I mean, there's a plot, but it's spiritual.

37:21Next story. Here we go. Clip before we wrap up. Man was discovered to be unknowingly missing 90 % of his brain, yet lived a normal life. Wow. Do we need our brains? Is this a big scam? We don't. I think we'd have to look it up. I think we use maybe 10 % of it, really. And this looks like. This guy nailed the 10%. There's a condition known as what the fuck is going on. No, that's not the real one. It's called a hydrocephalus. Sounds dirty. Well, they interviewed this guy, you know, perfectly. And I thought it was really interesting because how did you do this with 90 % of your brain missing? And the guy was saying, I was normal life.

38:14Jesus, it doesn't sound that smart.