Marcello Hernandez’s SNL 50th Photo Shoot Mystery & VERY Late Super Bowl Hot Takes

0:00In the meantime, Marcelo comes back. I think he didn't even have a shirt on. which you do when you're 28 you just what what happened it's my dream to see him without his shirt on i love the way you don't you're already thinking of the next joke you accept anything i say i like to roll with it sometimes they talk fast yeah but you can get a sense no yeah it's gonna be about i have the most janky setup dana okay uh webster dictionary what's janky janky's like sketchy like is it screwed up like is that what it means when you see a guy like the guy that kind of walked by me and uh yeah started and told me i don't think you should be here on the street when i was walking and he just goes i don't think you should be here i go cool he was somewhere between fully homeless and like a normal guy and i'm like normal like a dressed up businessman but i'm like something's janky about this guy he's i've always said this wisdom flash yeah you get like a gut feeling like something's up and plus who walks up to me out of the blue in the middle of the street and just goes i don't think you should be here i'm like great gotta go i would say we gotta help the homeless but what are we gonna do with the clueless yeah yeah that was my wisdom flash i'm giving myself i apologize that my c-c-c-quarter zip c-c-c-quarter zip yeah it's fine you look like a professional golfer i look like a professor or a golfer can i get you a jean jacket it's kind of army everyone needs a jean jacket it's badass that's not the stolen one though is it no wait no oh yeah it is stolen yeah we laugh i stole it but that's when marcello one of my new best friends um he got my dab sweater and he's the sweater gate we didn't even clear it up with him so i can't i can't i know because i have to remember that i i but i didn't steal it i said because i saw the price tag it was like a hundred dollars can i pay you for it they said i'll be right back and then i guess there's like two and a half hours later they said all right you can take it oh that was for the new york magazine magazine story on the cover with molly shannon it's not illegal is it whoops i think we're all the cover no it was a fold out six covers but i think we were number one oh god that's just because of the uh the artistic you know we had a phone booth or something it was i was looking at me i was looking at it going who has the most super famous people that would be on the cover and it was they try to even it out they'd go someone from the really old school snl middle they try to mix it all up yeah i was it was It's quite a thing here.

3:00What is it? Can you read it? I love you like I love Montana. Okay. Okay, Billy Bob. Yeah, I'm a native from Montana. There's no one from Montana. Archie Bunker, Carol O 'Connor was from Montana. A couple of your stepbrothers were from Swampy Steve. Your cousin was from Montana. Joder's family. i guess you didn't get the fly on the wall mug hmm oh i guess i did well montana gets its day come on man but uh no one's hating on montana it's other than being cold i think i would go up there so in summary we never figured out this marcello thing you you lend him a sweater and he thought it was trash because it was old, but it was old and cool.

3:55No, quite the opposite. You were perfectly opposite. Okay. I bought the sweater at a Gap in New York City. This Gap$20 sweater just fits perfect, not too tight to think, you know. So I brought it to the place for the photo shoot with Molly Shannon and others. um and um then i had my eye on this because they had me wear this in the shot and i went you know i've tried jean jackets on before this one just fits nice in the color so in meantime marcello comes back i think he didn't even have a shirt on which you do when you're 28 you just what what happened my dream to see him without his shirt on so uh being the charming young man And he is, he goes, hey, do you have anything I could wear or anything?

4:50I go, well, I hadn't put the sweater on. He said, well, you could take that sweater,$20 sweater. So he put it on, fit. He loved it. Last I saw of it. No, but listen to this. I was at that shoot in a cool fucking jacket. And after two hours of photos on the scaffolding, he goes, Spade, let's try one without the coat. I go, I just have a white T-shirt. I don't like wearing a white T-shirt. Too pale. I never wear one. And he goes, wear it. Oh, you'll wear it and roll up the sleeves like you're fucking canicky. That's right. And you what? Now you had a pose on the cover of New Yorker magazine last fall, 50th anniversary of SNL.

5:31Could you duplicate your. Do you remember what it was? I don't. Was I going like this? Yeah. Oh, my God. Worst case scenario with a goddamn photographer. And who was it? David LaChapelle. Somebody big. Brilliant. This is how you get girls to take their tops off. This is how it is. I did whatever he said. I get it. Photographers have the power. I'm like, he's like, lose the top. I'm like, what? I'm as. But then you made a muscle and Chris Rios, the woman who cuts my hair, she looked at it and go, oh, I didn't. I didn't. I've never seen David in that kind of thing. She was. Listen, he goes, we'll never in a trillion years use it.

6:10And I go, OK, so for sure be used. Anyway. But I have to say, I was dubious as well. Like, who is this dude? Chappelle? Isn't that Dave Chappelle? No, it's not. Somebody else. But when I saw what he did, I kind of went, okay, he's great. He's brilliant. He knows what he's doing. He's good. Brilliant. I just like to put up a little stink. Yeah. You kind of, when you walk into a set, you know, people walk in a set, when you walk in, you just, a lot of energy is around you. You know. people start to look people were hammering the set and when you walked in the whole place went quiet

6:54i love the way you don't you're already thinking of the next joke you accept anything i say i like to roll with it yeah okay i don't drop the pod i keep going with it i have a funny test for you before we get into your weekend all right here's a test for you too go ahead Heather can do it in her head to see if it makes sense okay you say the letters are okay another letter are and you say and in between so say it kind of casually are are no you say and in the middle oh are and are yeah I'll say it are an are right and they say if you say it like that it's it's like saying oh no in australian r and r you say you say in between i thought i was supposed to say r in between r no you say r and r r and r oh and all and that becomes australian yeah it sounds like oh no you go r and r yeah instead of oh no can you hear it yeah r r and r r and r instead of oh no i got you that's how it sounds in australia it sounds like oh no i see oh no i know i know oh no one air or an r shrimp on it babby um can i do creative math for you sure this is artistic math for creatives.

8:34One and one couldn't be two. I'll fail. It might be three and it could be five. Okay. There's no answer to it. One and one could be two. It might be three. No, one and one is two, but it could be three and it might be five. I don't get it. You don't get it? All right. Let's... You get it, Heather? No, we're both lost. It's not a math thing and it's not a puzzle. It's just if you're in a creative mode, anybody, you kind of jump outside the logical lines. I see. So artistically, you look at it from different outside the box. It's not a hard answer, you have to say. Yeah, that's why it'll be the last thing for AI will be a killer AI standup.

9:26but when you thought of that bit watching porn on airplanes yeah you were in a creative thing you weren't just hey funny porn people on airplane you took it out when i was saying r and r r and r is what soldiers would say when they're let off the base take a bit of r and r it's relax and rest rocks and relaxation for sure i'm an australian guy to have how show australian is tough is it and there's different like versions of it like some are very super hard australian and some are some are almost uh ununderstand when i watch a tv show and there's english like from England and there's especially Irish or Scottish or even Australian, I have to watch the subtitle.

10:19I can't keep up. I like subtitles anyway because a lot of these shows and a lot of these live streaming shows, and I've had my ears checked, they kind of garble the lines and what they say, you know, and while we're going to go down the man, what? It's like, we're going to go to the store, you know? You know, people liked in the comments that you said you and Marcella were talking about the importance of not yelling your lines, but just the fact if you swallow the beginning of a sentence on SNL or somewhere where it's live or in a movie, they're just, they don't totally get it. And you miss kind of a laugh right then.

10:55And then it throws the whole thing off a little bit. And it's so easy to do. I come down at the end of my sentences so much. It's criminal. I don't know. I would say there's probably like 10 metrics that would go into a performance in a sketch on Saturday night live. I remember one of the notes that Lauren gave between the dress and air show last fall. It goes, because they were in a couch or something. We're kind of looking at each other. We're in each other. I needed you. You wanted to have a sense. The audience knows what you're doing. You know, so you sort of cheat out slightly. You know, there's a lot of tricks to it.

11:32Signaling that you're having fun and, you know, but articulation. Well, isn't that special? What if she said, oh, yeah. Whole thing was. Well, not special. Yeah. And if you said, what was your catchphrase on there? And you are. And you are. And this is regarding. He would know you because. And that. Sorry, it's so crazy. You are articulated. I'd like to insert a short sketch. Right now. Yeah. for fun. Just keep him on their toes. It'll be very short. I've done a Japanese man in an earthquake. He's totally safe. Now I'm doing a British gentleman having a conversation when an earthquake hits. Okay.

12:21I mean, we may go to the fall, we may go to the lake. I don't know where we're going, but it just happens. See, we're having a bit of a tumbler. And I like tumblers. It's getting a little more aggressive, isn't it? Yes. Well, to the old. Shimon the Bobby. Oh, that's Australian. Ah, what the fuck is going on here? He lost his tool. I can't see. Whoops, I tapped out of my camera. I went blank. Am I back? Am I back? Am I back? No, not yet. You know, every year, David, I think we can unequivocally say this. We make resolutions that somehow never stick. But this year, I've found the one resolution that actually works.

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15:23They all ran out and plopped down. That's kind of cool. That is kind of cool. Look, what do you want to talk about first about the Super Bowl? Halftime or the game? I've got a bunch of stuff. Talk about halftime first, then I have others. Okay. I would just say that it was like a short film. It was brilliantly filmed. They didn't have any glitzes. They got them running around. You know. Oh, yeah. Unlike Kendrick Lamar, which is the wide shot and all the craziness from this way, he was contained almost like a steadicam. Yeah. And and he's going through and then there's all these sort of Easter eggs about this, like there's power outages a lot in Puerto Rico.

16:07So he climbed up the thing there. And then he always I mean, if I went out there, I can't sing or dance, but I would love to have a hundred people with me following me everywhere I went. because there was so much energy. I mean, Bad Bunny was rarely isolated. He was just like, it was a massive energy flow. So that's, you know, I give credit for the effort that went in. I wonder where they practiced that because you have to, it's like an in one shot. You're doing the whole song. Yeah. It's kind of moving. Didn't miss that. And everyone has to come into frame. The marriage proposal they said was real.

16:46i'm like i could go to that wedding if it's one second long and they did there wasn't one thing where someone's looking off wrong i mean they kind of yeah yeah i'll give them that they were really technically by the taco stand he goes under the oh boxers and then he comes up here yeah yeah i mean that that part you had to go in a studio or somewhere map it out to scale exactly my only problem with it was I felt like at times, not always, but at times he was singing in Spanish. No, that was your set. But I took up grade school Spanish. No, it could have been French. I mean, it was a different language, fine.

17:32I think that here's a way for the people that were mad that it was in Spanish. Here's a good happy medium. you do a song like da da da da La Bamba meet us in the middle give me one word then I know one word then I wait and then I pounce on it I get ready I get ready da da da da da tequila there was a lot of hey I know all I got was one word and that's all I need there was a lot of stuff that you didn't really have to know the lyrics when you have a wide stance and he would grab his crotch and thrust forward I kind of got a sense that the song, what it was about. Right. Like even rap, I don't know all the words.

18:17Sometimes they talk fast. Yeah, but you can get a sense. Yeah, it's going to be about pussy. But Dana, I feel. Whoa. Hey, look how happy he is. So funny. I was waiting on that one. You're just sitting on a gold mine. I heard, and now this is sort of a thing. we're going to have more countries uh artists from other countries come in and do the super bowl in their own language without subtitles so next year is claude claude von schlauser go ahead and he's i've i've gotten one of the right i can't really sing but

18:55and here for the super bowl halfway time

19:04He'll be riding a tank. So I think, great.

19:15That's German. One through ten. Okay, here's another thing. Okay. Oh, by the way, the one over on Fox with Kid Rock, or whatever it was on, it was on TP. no no turning point what's it called yeah i think they needed bigger stars if they want a competitive something kid rock has great songs he and people know some of the songs absolutely they had other people on there i didn't know you have to bring out bangers you know what i mean there were three country guys i'd never heard of in kid rock i read their names i'm like i don't know that is so if you're gonna have a competition like hey we're gonna pull you over here in living color did that i think that's how it started they did a 16 minute sketch show or 15 minute sketch show exactly at halftime and it was live and a lot of people went over there all right that's because they were just doing marching bands and stuff and they're like yeah oh no we have to have a we have to keep them i think that started the whole thing so they just needed a better product.

20:21Yeah, I mean, Bad Bunny is a global superstar. He gets like a billion views, Spotify, whatever. The world's coming on to him as an artist. There also is energy around the whole ice controversy and what's going to go on. You felt like you just wanted to see it. You're hearing that he might wear a dress. He's going to do it only in Spanish. It was must-see TV. Over on the other thing, it was like, I'm Kid Rock. cool i like but you know i mean it's that you have to do something that's a little more exciting like sure but also it was just like so in the moment of what's going on in the world yeah but i have to admit when they play football games when i'm watching the jaguars every two weeks and they're in like berlin and spain it's not as exciting to get up an hour or two earlier to watch them with crowds that don't really know exactly our football games you know what i mean So that part, I know they want to go global.

21:17I know NFL wants games in every country. They are. They were in Berlin. They're adding games every year, adding games. And then that one's like on Peacock. And then the other one's on HBO Max. And you're like, just what happened? Let's just, we want to see all the games. Give me a pay package. I can see them all. But we're not going to fix that today. Oh, here's a good thing. Sam Arnold. Oh, yeah. Sam Arnold. That was the story of the Super Bowl. a guy who came out third in the draft, you know, on his way to be an all-star NFL quarterback, got in the wrong team or the wrong system. Long story short, it's like he was with the Niners for a bit, the Jets.

21:56It's eight years later. And by the way, this is inside football. Don't lose me. Not that inside. No, this was just interesting that Russell Wilson, this all-star MVP quarterback, Seattle decided to trade him. and what they got was massive first-round picks. And that's why their defense, like four or five guys you could point to that are superstars. They traded for him from Minnesota. He was doing great at Minnesota. Yeah, he was. Yeah, he's an all-time great quarterback. Anyway, he really sealed it. But the funny part was they give you extra money for the Super Bowl on top of your salary. Yeah, yeah.

22:39$278 ,000. and i think he walked with either 71 000 or he owes 71 000 could i just because you have to they get they get involved in the california situation and there's a sports tax if you're playing up of tax yes yeah you actually you get the 270 000 you give it back to the government and then 10 000 on top of that yeah we can look it up i sent in something i want to say two two things one is the Super Bowl for a lot of people the football game is beside the point if you've ever gone to a loud chatty football party for them for the Super Bowl there's a lot of people getting cocktails and talking oh you know the game is beside the point the commercials the pageantry all the jets and b2 bombers going overboard beginning is fun it's a big advertisement for free market American capitalism and i just want to throw this out and i'm not kidding nfl you've had a music act for 40 years in a row and these two dandelions will come out oh even we'll do we'll do david spade and dana carvey will do 15 i'm going to announce this now we'll do 12 minutes each of stand-up we'll bring out nikki glazer at the end they could have everybody out there be great well what they should get some stand-ups out there that's all i know we're we're just so looked down upon no we aren't uh here's my last super bowl thing the streaker now i'm taking a shocking stance i didn't like the streaker i don't like the streaker i don't like the fun of the streak of the 70s was kind of funny now it's right he's got brands on his back brands on the front yeah that's on himself he bets there will be a streaker this is what they all do and then he tell all their friends bet on one of those predictive markets or in vegas yeah there'll be a streaker now if you're betting on it and then you streak you win they win polymark guys stupidly bet with their own money which they can trace back but i don't think they should give him a payout because he wore pants that's the first thing i would say if i was a casino well that's not a streaker a streaker has to be naked that's nothing that's marcello at the photo shoot that's like who care before i gave him my sweater but i'm not bitter so that's a problem and then they don't tackle him hard enough i do want them to hurt the guy that's part of the fun but watch the guy clown everyone clown everyone fuck you everybody and then one of the football players ran at him and he slid like a puss oh boy did he slide oh the slide oh yeah because of course you can beat the 250 pound security guy make him look dumb so all these guys all these guys get yelled he also did a decoy that was the only smart thing he did he had a guy jump down and right when that guy jumped down he jumped down so everyone turned to get that guy he went around the back and he won all this money and got all his brand money so i would say they got to check him way harder do you know his name no oh well let me just look him up super bowl but the super was so boring i guess that was like a car chase the problem is they won't show it on tv because they don't want to encourage it but yeah obviously you're going to see it on clips after he has 29 million followers on tickle he doesn't yeah yeah i just looked it up that jackass hey man i don't you know there was uh this is old-timey alert the oscars was as big as the super bowl now it gets 2800 people and the super bowl gets 140 million something happened but it was huge it was 80 million when you would you never saw movie stars except at the oscars yeah so david niven is this guy with a mustache he's British use in tons of movies, very area died.

26:40I like my earthquake character. So he's out there live and there's a streaker behind him. Went right by him. The crowd was going like that. So he was thinking for the ad lib. He said something effective. Never has a man gotten so much attention for the shortcomings like a dick joke. I remember that clip. Check it out. Check it out. Clip it, send it, ship it. Shine it, wax it, pluck it. tag it squeeze it tag it rip it hold it on the bing bong so dana for the uh buzzing around this is the segment we always do sponsored by five hour energy and the return of their confetti craze flavor bring big birthday energy wherever you go with this plan your confetti craze party at www.5hourenergy.com or amazon available now so i give you three people and a scenario and you do three impressions but you have to make it all up okay so i'm gonna make it a little harder for you i'm gonna give you uh because trump sometimes names things like gulf of trump or gulf of america he's been naming a lot of stuff yeah that's true be trump naming things and if you can work other people and just work other people i can't think of anyone else okay we're gonna we're gonna rename greenland we're gonna call it drumpland drumpland and if you look at it you think about it quite frankly it's the better one the better name you could think of we're gonna call mcdonald's we're taking out mac we're taking out mac it's gonna be donald's a billion sold a Billion sold.

28:22We're taking out the Mac, but we're just going with McDonald's. We're going to do it with McDonald's. I thought it'd be Trump Donald's, but Donald's is better. Donald, he takes it. Okay. Christopher, Christopher Walken. He's going to, I'm going to rename him. He's going to be Christopher Trump-a-Walk. Trump-a-Walk. Right, Chris? No! You're going to be Trump-a-Crunch. No! No! don't want to be names walking not anymore you Trump Trumpy Christopher Trumpy crunchy crunchy chewy walkathon Timothy Shilomay everybody loves him he's a tremendous actor Timothy Shilomay from now on his name is Trump I may I can do it I have the power to rename him right Timothy you to agree?

29:12Hey, man, can you do that? I could do that and more. Jimmy Kimmel, I'm renaming him Jimmy Trimple. Jimmy Trimple. You got to love it, Jimmy Trimple. Stephen Colbert, Stephen Coltrump. This is good stuff. Everybody's talking about it. And quite frankly, if you look at it, they've never seen anything better than this. Rob Schneider is going to be Trope Trider. Rob Schneider is Trope Trider There's your name, Trope Trider I think he already changed it No, I don't get it What are you talking about? Your name is Rob Schneider, but you're going to be Trope Trider Trope Trider, it's a name I don't like it, I don't get it Come on, no, no, no Bad Bunny, Bad Bunny We're going to rename him I thought, you know, we had a couple of rows there but he did a tremendous job at the Super Bowl.

30:07He sang in Spanish. We're going to rename Bad Bunny Tad Trunney. He's Tad Trunney. It's going to be a stage name for the rest of his life, and many people are talking about it. They're talking about it like you wouldn't believe, right? Right, Bad Bunny? Tad Trunney? Tad Trunney. No, eso es illegal. Es una locura. What you said, what you said, and David Spade. David Spade's going to have a new name. David Spade is going to, excuse me The tremendous David Spade Is now his stage name is going to be Donald Trump Part 2 He's Donald Trump Part 2, that's his name He'll answer to it, he'll have headlines He'll be Marquis, Donald Trump Part 2 You can't get better than that And finally, Jimmy Fallon's going to be Jimmy Talon Jimmy Talley Water Trump Jimmy Talley Water Trump That's his name, Jimmy Talley Water Trump Instead of Factor Water Trump?

30:58It's like Polly Water Cracker Excuse me Excuse me Everybody's talking about Jimmy Fallon Jimmy Tally won a Trump Tally won a Trump is his name What do you think about that Jimmy Fallon It's insanely crazy And This has been Buzzing around With 5R Energy Sponsored by 5R Energy's Confetti craze flavor Backed by popular demand Confetti craze tastes like the best birthday cake ever with its rich buttery and vanilla-y flavors. Since 5-Hour Energy shots are tiny and resealable, it's easy to take that birthday everywhere you go. Plan your confetti craze party at www.5hourenergy.com or Amazon available now.

31:47Now, you did a lot of people in that one. There's a lot going on. Well, I broke my Timothee Chalamet. I don't think it's very good. You broke it. He looked like yellow sun in his eyes. well I was kind of doing your Michael J Fox well anybody who has sun in their eyes looks cool you know yeah Sarge hey man I was just I'd seen Timothee Chalamet in a few things especially Marty Supreme how about Sean Penn out back at the Golden Globes while it's still sunny out what did Nicky say about

32:29okay let's go to the stories here we go let's go up us the news and we're gonna really die stop spreading the news okay this is i can't even read it all right for the people at home i just want you to know that though i don't know what he means okay let's all right for the people at home i just want you to know that those those those grasses look at this oh people the grass was real the bushes there it is look at that they're all walking off you see it they're wrapped no it totally makes sense that's a wrap oh good totally makes sense now because that how would they get them off they need a crew of a hundred they got to walk off that was kind of a brilliant idea but they should have interviewed one of the grass people at the end.

33:18That's not a bad job. I am a grass person, and that's how I got off the field. They were really good because they were grass-fed. I do the craziest thing ever. I just keep going.

33:37I'm not an animal. I am grass. I know. I wasn't a bit elephant, Manny. Yeah. Oh, boy. Okay, there's the proof. But the Bushes were people. Yeah, right. Some people thought that about George Sr. and W. They didn't think they were people. But the Bushes were people. Listen, Soylent Green was people. A lot of things were people. Okay, next one. People are people. You know, one of the halftime shows was Up With People. Remember that? The 70s, Up With People. Up, up with people. Like a feel-good group. Oh, this is sad. James Vanderbeek passed away. Let's see what he says. See if it's. Second time to give myself, my younger self, a piece of advice.

34:21I would say just have more fun. Just relax. Don't take it so seriously. Don't take yourself so seriously. Just have fun. You know, I have to say, James Vanderbeek seemed like a great dude. Passed away this week and already a million dollars in his family's GoFundMe, which is nice. Because he can't stay rich forever. I mean, when you're working an actor and you're trying out there it doesn't you have to keep producing because it goes away quick so i think that's nice also we never got to say our respects and love for katherine o 'hara um last week and we both can safely say aside from huge fans i did not barely know her but you know just obviously had a crush on her growing up so funny so cute so you hosted snl twice and i ran into her a couple times after that but yeah uh just just canadian nice and so brilliant like just one of those gifted funny people i mean and all those christopher wall uh christopher uh gas gas sorry i was just doing walk all those movies and uh she was so funny uh man i'm just so i i just cancer makes me fucking angry and how random it is and just i'm hoping of all the fear of ai i hope ai can solve it do fucking something ar something now is your time to shine show us something and that would be worth all the weirdness if yeah enough of get rid of memes yeah you know cats driving cars uh quit wasting your time ai i I get to work.

36:06But yes, lost two. And it's quite sad. We're going to keep, keep going on, but we had to give a nod to them. Let's see. That was great advice, actually. Yeah. From Vanderbilt. Yeah. Too seriously. Yeah. I mean, when, when you're looking at, you feel like it's toward the end, you start listening to those people. What would you do if it's toward the end? What are you telling us? Cause now, you know, when people at the end of their life, you go, give us some advice because, looking back they say take it this is what you should focus that kind of stuff so well nothing really matters it's fun to care about the football game or whatever is bothering you or what do you want to care about but you know nothing nothing really matters we're just hybrid apes on a dirt cloud in space we're not quite sure how we got here we can have theories and religion and think about it but it's sort of like what i mean yeah you care about the wrong things i care about really important things uh okay uh what's the next i just slam you at the end just change the subject you care about why isn't there mcdonald's out where i live you know this is these are your worries uh it's it's nearby all right back to the i go to slovang no that's just cupcakes and donuts and danish people all right hey dana this is i'm gonna hit you with some information right now Okay, ready.

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