Netflix is a Joke, Oscar Nominations, + Playing the Role of Poop???

23:16Dana Carvey:Yeah, I don't play that game. I don't play that fucking shit. People say, can they have phones if I do a gig? Absolutely. Can they take video? Oh, yeah. Take all we want. Well, it's good. used to take a clip and go like last night someone would take a shot of like 10 seconds or just a photo and say went to the store it was spade bobby lee bill burr and whitney coming and it's like oh fun you know then that that plugs the store and they go people go oh shit that's a regular night because in the other room was ali wong and sebastian just random night it just really fills up with good comics working before they go on the weekend to do their road like i'm practicing for those gigs i just told you so i want to be better you know i try i care about the crowd spending money getting a babysitter coming down i'll just say this the comedy store which is is the borg it is the mothership uh yeah it's great so and it gets superstar comedians men and women to come in there and play for a nickel and it's been a great thing i mean i i still when I've gone in there, it always gives me a little bit of the willies because of the way I felt about it.

24:27Dana Carvey:It's a little nerve wracking. Yeah, something about the black walls and the whites and the energy around it. Yeah. Did you audition for Mitzi Goff? Of course. Did you get it? No. You didn't? No. I didn't either. How fucking funny. I don't think you would get it before me for sure. Nah, my standup was pretty rudimentary at that point. And then I think she said wear a sweater or something. I went over to her booth and she's on her third cocktail, looks up. You should wear a sweater, darling. Come back in two years. You buy a sweater every day for two years. They're going to change your act. But then I went over to Bud Friedman in the improv.

25:11Yeah, that's what I did. And they put me on exact. But who got you in? I know who got me in at the comedy store and the improv. I think for people at home, I think you need to have someone recommend you.

25:24Dana Carvey:I don't know what got me in there. I really don't. Was it Robin? Oh, don't be afraid. He plays for the people. Her. Plays for the people. Oh. Well, I remember I asked him, what's your goal? This was before he was on Mork and Mindy. I was interviewing him for a paper at San Francisco State. What is your goal? Oh, I just like to play for the people. Her. I don't know. I mean, he had charisma just sitting in a chair with this deep British accent. He's got a weird look. It's kind of very riveting to watch. He's got an odd face. And when you really break it down, he looks kind of interesting. And the way he kind of moves.

26:01Oh, definitely.

26:02Dana Carvey:With barrel-chested, he invented this, which it took me a while to figure out why he's so brilliant. Because sometimes comedians would go, oh, he's got sticky fingers. His act is hacky. there was some of that but i said he invented this motif shakespearean trained actor yeah with no material no is pushed out on a comedy stage so it's an artifice it's a thing but oh what's going on and then he always had he had a uh beret that he'd throw off and he'd pick it up for those of you on essence this is a frisbee you know but the whole thing was really hard for a normal monologist to follow because robin didn't know where he was going he'd go in the audience oh someone's shine somebody bald guy's head you know so did he have any long chunky bits like when i say oh i went to get a massage right i i have like a four minute bit or a five minute bit and does he have any of those or was it all like oh well no i think over there here's my theory this is for comedy nerds i believe the stuff that i saw in 75 76 was his first special and it's so so rudimentary and so abstract it's like the stand-up you do before you learn how to do stand-up later on i think his management company got him to do long bits got him to get word for word, got him to be organized.

27:33Dana Carvey:But that first special, something about him just out there. Yeah. Asian men masturbating in front of a dinosaur, you know, it was just so loose and so powerful. So that's my favorite special when he was not controlled in a way like with Paula Poundstone, the management company put her in a dress and she was a tomboy. Is it, you know, that was her whole thing is kind of casual with the sweater and brilliant but then these managers was it brezner mora i guess so i don't want to shit on it really crystal they meant well yeah sure i don't know if they're still around but i know what you mean are you saying it would have it was better with paula dressing sort of tomboyish well she just she had her sweater on she was the girl next door she was just you know and then i saw her they got a show on abc and she had heels and nylon stockings and a dress and lipstick.

28:30Dana Carvey:And it just wasn't her. She was just this other kind of creature. And she was kind of pretty just the way she was. Oh, totally. She had a very cute thing about her. Yeah, very photogenic, brilliant mind, brilliant comedian. That was a name you heard a lot back then. And she's out there now, too. I'm sure she still goes to Rita Rudner. There was a lot that did well. Yeah. Okay, you want to get to some stories? Oh, I want to talk about the Netflix show. fucking extravaganza comedy festival okay and then we'll get to that is trump is there any method to his madness don't know do that first do that first here's our tease because i find it almost like a sport like okay what because we've seen this play before we're gonna go 500 percent ever 500 percent 12 million and then you check in six months later it's like 13 percent you know so he's he's a character and this is what i looked up or what from his book leverage media attention use this to create buzz and influence create a sense of urgency imply the deal must be made quickly use bold claims make exaggerated statements to assert dominance and capture interest negotiate from strength always being in a position to walk away good cop bad cop i mean he does this stuff so like he's going to do tariffs on europe maybe maybe by the time by air time this may be true and he's going to start at 200 and that grabs everyone's attention tariffs on europe crazy he's high number he's going to militarily take over greenland and so the market just went pull up pull pull dive dive and then the next day he kind of goes no we made a deal i sat with someone we made a deal we made a great deal we're not going to do the test the test but you said we're not going to do quite frankly people are looking at it if you look at it you see it and you think about it we're going to do a great deal for the whole lot we've got a deal we made a deal we're We're going to do a deal.

30:44Dana Carvey:Is that a new one? Well, I have just decided, you know how I went with George Bush Sr. Well, we're not going to do it. I'm doing it with Trump. Because James Austin Johnson, his Trump is brilliant, but I'm trying to entertain myself. So to entertain myself, I have to do this. Yours makes me laugh. We do it on phone messages. We're doing things. We're going to go places. And people are saying a lot of things. And they know. We're going to build igloos. Everybody gets an igloo. And we don't know where this goes, but it's clear he likes to put out this thing in negotiation. He's going to bomb Greenland and tariff Europe to shit.

31:25Dana Carvey:And so the prime minister of Canada came out like an end of day speech. We know that nothing will ever be the same. You know, this is before Trump said no tariffs will make a deal. Everybody's going to be rich. the thing about greenland is that russia and china are sort of creeping around up there right they are in circle first they're like hello hello mr putin this is submarine captain valdemir too we are seeing greenland in our telescopes looks like some rare earth minerals maybe sneak in grab some lithium and run for the border fuck i don't know that lithium give me that's That's shit. Oh, we need rare earth minerals, man.

32:09I love rare earth. Rare earth.

32:11Dana Carvey:Rare earth minerals for our phones and stuff. So anyway, I thought that was really interesting and how everyone really reacts to the madness, the chaos he creates and the madness. And then he seems super reasonable by saying - Whatever after that sounds reasonable. Yeah. So countries, 500 % tariff. They're like, oh my God, end of world. all right just 50 percent out thank you mr trump it seems like it's a sixth grade level of thinking but it seems like a pattern that people are seeing you're seeing it but i don't want to see so they should go this is the move you do this it turns into this winds up at this because the stock market and i think is about i got out of the stock market a while ago which was idiot dumb ideas yeah I got into movie studios.

33:03Dumb idea. Number two.

33:05Dana Carvey:Put it on a mattress.

33:10Anyway, so that, that, that. Oh, yeah. Let's go back into the Netflix is a joke. Yeah.

33:14Dana Carvey:Netflix is a joke. Explain to our audience what this is. I'll explain how tiny this is. This is I should have brought a printout. But basically, look at how many fucking people are coming. I have to say Shane Gillis I've never seen this many headliners come to LA and blow it up I don't know how if you bought a ticket to each one it would be about seven million dollars Cat Williams I want to see that one Cat Williams okay let me look at this Cat Williams with David Letterman there's Gaffigan there's Letterman there's Shane Gillis there's Nicky Nicky Glazer's roasting the river no I'm kidding but you know they're just they're putting everybody everywhere and i didn't know they had organized in days because this is more interesting but to pick between malaney i can't even see him from here but to pick between so many huge stars right and we're doing our podcast there we're doing um fly on the wall who's our guest i have I have an idea.

34:21I can't say it. Heather won't be there. But I can't say it. So I'll tell you when I can, Dana.

34:29Dana Carvey:How are we going to stand out? These are so many shows. Do you buy one ticket and it gets you into all the shows? I hope like a ski pass. I don't know. Who's the freak that's going to see more than two of these shows? What kind of human beings can see this much? I mean, if you're a comedy fan, you should just move here and take all your, sell all your possessions. Nate Burgazzi. Burgazzi's doing, I mean, every, pretty much everyone you can think of is here and doing a show. And it's, it's called almost too much of a good thing. Ted really flipped this thing and Robbie over Netflix into a huge deal pretty quickly.

35:11We, I think we did it last year. Did we interview Will Ferrell? Was that one?

35:16Dana Carvey:Well, I don't think it was last year, but we had Adam Sandler early on. Yeah. That might have been us at the Wiltern. But we have... Anyway, we're going to be there. We're excited. Get your tickets. I'll just say this, that I can't really say exactly what's going to happen at our show, but I know it will never be forgotten. So just let that float out there. Are you going to hurt Kreischer with no shirt? We're not going to be boring We're not going to be boring He can't be boring anymore We've got to be like Trump in a way We've got to do the craziest thing Because we know how to do crazy We've got to go nuts What if we put a tear up on our audience?

36:01Dana Carvey:That's the thing we do We're going to have every single guest Dave Chappelle will be there every night We're going to have Shane Gillis He sits on the couch Everybody's coming It's the biggest thing Cut to it's you me and i don't know i don't want to pick on anybody i know i'm hoping you dare say i won't say a name i won't say a name uh will we will we have a cast off from the 1987 snl we're gonna have the original cast of captain kangaroo is gonna be there they're a little long in the truth but we're gonna know you just offended them no no all right anyway the netflix is a joke thing will be pretty fun i don't know what they're actually filming to put on netflix if anything but i know there's a lot going i just don't know about the name because there are people who kind of make fun of netflix because it's the biggest live streaming i mean it's it's it's it's it is the board for for uh global television but some i heard a guy without any irony just say oh it's a joke man i think honestly that's how it started where people when netflix started they said netflix as a joke and then they go when we start our comedy division that might be a funny way to label it i don't know i yeah yeah i agree i don't know if it's good but it's working yeah um okay what's the next story let's get to some headlines we really we really dig into headlines that are that was our warm-up that was our warm-up now here's a netflix related story see i like when they're sort of related there's a little thought put in here matt damon says It's Netflix films.

37:32Oh, he did the rip, which I'm watching.

37:34Dana Carvey:Have to reiterate the plot three or four times in the dialogue because people are on their phones. Yes, I read this. He says that an executive said it wouldn't be bad to keep letting people know. Now, in a regular movie, because I've written movies with people, this happens where they say, kind of remind everyone where we're at, orient them. but if you do a screening of a movie like bus boys and then at the end you go any questions they go why did you make this but usually they're more precise like uh that's not what you want so you guys are dealing drugs and you go yeah so if you hear something a few times in a screening you go okay let's let's clarify that let's go back put in a voiceover or shoot one extra scene people don't understand we went from here to here so in these movies they're saying do that even more like dumb it down is what he's saying or do it in a different way i say clarity is king when it comes to this when you're trying to watch a movie and after about seven or eight minutes you're not quite sure where you are what am i watching is the tone consistent if you watch a Sylvester Stallone movie or Arnold movie and even Adam Sandler is really good at just laying it out it's not it's not redundant it's just we're clear where we are in the first two minutes what what we're watching well you want a clear plot hopefully I think so unless it's a mystery but a good movie is a good movie but I you know in the middle of this movie I'm watching it Matt Damon looks at the camera and goes oh my god I'm Matt Damon and that's Ben Affleck and we teamed our money and we made a deal to do this movie we're the good guys we're fighting the columbian cartel and he's telling it to a cat in the movie and the cat goes and then i go oh that was a good way to do it now i understand it again then i forget 20 minutes later who are these people what's going on they go oh the columbian cartel is coming in they're mad and i'm like oh that's right i did a ppg comedy once called master disguise and at the screening it was so chaotic because we didn't have any time to rewrite the script, but it was so chaotic.

39:46Dana Carvey:No one knew what was going on at all. I mean, it's the most confusing movie ever. And even Brad Gray was slumping down. All the agents and managers were in their chairs. The comment cards are just like, hey, fuck you. So what we did, which maybe you could do with Busboys if you need it, I don't know where you're at, but narrator. Narrators help. I do say Dickie Roberts, one of the comment cards was, David Spade is generally annoying, but I did like this movie, and I liked him in it. He has to add that at the beginning. I remember I kept that card. Wow. Well. At least he ended by going, I'll give it a good score.

40:29Dana Carvey:There is a human being. When you make a movie and you're going to show it to people and they're going to fill out cards, there's a person, a man or a woman, who guides the audience through it. Here's your card. This means this. This means this. So I figured out after two screenings where we were at imperceptible, like a.001, I said, I got to talk to that guy. So then I talked to that guy and then his spiel to the audience was very different. And then we went up. Oh, you steered it a bit. Smart. Well, just asking the right questions, setting there up, don't be confused, whatever, or the way he would couch it would sometimes influence people.

41:05you know what happens is for people at home is they test every movie and uh i sit in the back on most of the ones i'm in and it's kind of fun but it's also fucking terrifying because if this doesn't work the the marketing budget is based on the score of your first screening so if they see hope like out of a hundred these people don't give a shit they go i'll give it an 80 i'll give it a 90 i'll get a 40 i'll get a zero fuck this that means so much because the average they go oh you got a 77 that's really good your budget will go up two million dollars on advertising and when it comes down because you got lower scores you can bump it up by making your tweaks and you get another screening but if it's too low they probably won't give you another screening because it costs too much to do a screening and bring the people in and rent the theater so they start to give up on it right then.

41:59So your first screening, there's more and more pressure over the years. This has to be almost finished. It's not like, let's try a bunch of crazy jokes. If it doesn't work, we'll try other ones. It's like, it got too serious.

42:11Dana Carvey:It's called stank, I think is the expression. Yeah, you get a stank on it. And then you go, people are starting to fade out on it. Master's Guy is low budget, made 40 at box office, was like 80 now. And also did another 60 in video in those days. So 40 wasn't expensive. I mean, you probably made it for 10 and then you made 40, but it was, this was a Jack Jarabudo, the producer and I were trying to figure out ways to edit it and stuff. So since it was a kid's movie, you kind of need a fart joke here. You need a fart joke and a kid movie apparently. So I didn't have any, but I thought, what about if the bad guy, whenever he's really, his plan is going really well, he farts.

42:53Dana Carvey:Now, Now, Jack thought it wasn't a bad, he goes, we should, he should fart. And then we cut right away. But I said, no, he farts. And then we hold for like five seconds or 10 seconds. Like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. So it's like, right as he's at the peak of his plan, the chair gets pulled out. And then that goes. So Jack, we tried it the other way where it's like, ha ha ha ha ha, cut. And it didn't get a laugh. So it is all about he's at the peak of his powers. And then I told you we will dominate the world. Ha ha ha. And the funny thing, you hold on him and then you cut to the people listening like this.

43:35Dana Carvey:Everybody free. You get an extra laugh. Cut away, cut away. The guy eating his soup. So there is kind of it. It is fun. And you there is that trial and error. It's always amazing when you do a rough edit on a film. what will get a laugh that you didn't expect like that yeah i thought that's why you need a screening yeah you just never know what an audience is going to go for tommy boy the biggest the biggest laugh and read through and shooting was the deer in the back and at the screening it was their sixth favorite scene and you're like wow we were wrong the whole time like over time people remember it but there's so many more things that people quote to me than that and and it was so hard to shoot it was freezing we had to get an animatronic deer we had to trash a car all that work is a set piece they call them and um it still went well and is a good part of the movie but it was by far the number one and then we were like wow we saw a screening well i think it's hard to beat uh you and chris's chemistry and patter you know that's what people liked more Yeah, but in the context of movies, I remember it.

44:47Dana Carvey:It was an energetic little thing. It wasn't witty patter. It was Chris screaming. Crazy. And then the deer and the thing. So it kind of like lifted energy. Cutting us, going like this, watching it all happen. Gave the movie a little left turn, a lot, a lot of energy. Yeah, it's more sad and like chaos. We get it. Okay. Tommy Boy starring David Spade and the late great Chris Farley. available now wherever you watch your podcast. Blu-ray and Laserdisc. And a podcast. Okay. Oh, could this vintage store be any cuter? Right? And the best part? They accept Discover. Accept Discover? In a little place like this?

45:27I don't think so, Jennifer.

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47:58Dana Carvey:look i i mean did you get it no no i i wrote the part and i suggested i suggested jordan um i would just say in show business because so many people are in it now because every kid has is on film all day their whole childhood so everyone wants to be in it the more control you can take the more you can kind of co-write or develop stuff on your own but just sitting They're waiting. What is it? Hi, this is Jordan. Poop. The character's name is Poop. Oh, that's funny. No, it's actual poop. I'm animated Poop, and my character's name is Poop. Get out! And that's the title of his first movie. Let's have a...

48:40Oh, get out. That's right. I stepped on it.

48:42Dana Carvey:That's all right. We got it. I stepped on your poop. Get out! Wait a minute. Well, if you get a poop call and you say, listen, is he like... Does he talk or is it just poop? Or do I make little noises? Or could it be diarrhea? And they're like, we'll go back to him. Well, yeah, Sidney Sweeney is playing diarrhea. Oh, okay. You're poop. All right. Well, it sounds like a really good movie. Irritable Bowels. Who's playing IBS? IBS is Brad Pitt. Brad's doing that? Yeah, you know, he wants to branch out. Zendaya is pee-pee? Really? This movie sounds kind of off-putting. It actually sounds good now.

49:29Dana Carvey:The kids would love it. Kids went crazy for it. Who's Jizz again? We haven't cast that yet. And David Spade as the oversized wiener. Really? An oversized wiener? You want me to play that? Where'd you get that idea? I say yes. Scale plus 10. Okay. Another one. And another one. another one and another okay mr beast beast games contestant says he has no regrets oh this one yeah this isn't after a lot this is a follow-up to last week okay go ahead what is it the guy is in a mr beast game and they say if you hit that buzzer all your castmates your team will lose the whole game and go they get nothing and you get a million dollars and he hits it everyone's shocked and the guy says now that i'm a millionaire i definitely don't regret my decision and someone commented why on god's green earth would i not take one million over a team of strangers oh they weren't his family or friends it was just like i just met in the green room of course i mean like i'm all for being a team player but these people you met in the green room and had fucking carrot sticks with for an hour and yeah and i think i you know i don't know much about mr beast but i think he's he's kind of brilliant in a way i do just to create a show like this first of all his name is bill slother or something like that to name yourself mr beast is like early branding you know it's like the hulk or something to invent this game give away money i remember the early days of mr beast and it was like uh i can give you ten thousand dollars now or then or i'll give that homeless person 10 000 you know stuff like that man on the street with money yeah oh anyway i can give you spade ten thousand dollars or i can cure the disease i'll take it uh yeah you you could help mankind i'll give this to cure cancer or you can have this i'll give it gimme gimme well women i mean let me just finish gonna help children all over the world.

51:46Dana Carvey:It's going to feed the whole... I am Gav. Can you do it in hundreds? I've already forgotten what he's about to say. I'm just like, how am I going to break this down and carry it? Can we get... We'll just put it out there in the universe. Mr. Beast, I would love to talk to you, but maybe... Oh, yeah, he should come on. Maybe he's his... The way he created this ecosystem, this entertainment super world is fascinating, but maybe it's a little bit like Trump. He can't say what he's doing because then other people might do it. Mr. Beast, they call him Mr. Beast He's a beast, Mr. Beast He gives away a lot of money, a lot of money Gives away a lot of money This beast Leaning on that fucking

52:29Dana Carvey:Quite frankly, quite frankly, quite frankly Dana's broken Quite frankly, quite frankly He's making a lot of A lot of people A lot of people are saying He gets stuck. Many people are saying, many people are saying, and if you look at it, you think about it, people are doing many things, and they're going to do things, and they're talking about things, and they're going blazing here. What happened when Gavin Newsom was sitting in the back? I saw a clip. I didn't see what happened. I know. He couldn't get in. They kind of— Did he just pop over to Davos, like on his way from there? Yeah, and he was trying to get in their green room and everything, but he called it Daddy's Speech was sucked or something like that, so they wouldn't let him in, and then they flipped him off or something.

53:11Dana Carvey:I don't remember. I know. Politics is a little different these days. Let's put it that way. From the days of George Bush, senior, very polite, very careful. Never. Let's do one more. No, I'm in the middle of my. Never. Never. Never, ever, ever. All right. Carson Beck's response to being asked if he had class yesterday. This is a college quarterback. I'm curious. Did you have class yesterday? If so, what class? And I know there was a pep rally on campus. What has it been like being you as a student this week, particularly yesterday? No class. I graduated two years ago. Okay. You can still play in college?

53:55The quarterback for the national championship team, I think, in Florida, Miami. I just think maybe I'm inaccurate on that, but this NIL stuff has gotten so crazy. I think the Miami team in the championship the average age was between 22 and 25 and that's when you're supposed to graduate so people are staying I didn't know you could stay without classes and then they're getting like 2 million 3 million a year so no they're not rushing as fast to the pros because they give you a rookie deal where the first year isn't that much and they're like shit I'll just stay here and rake it in and be like the hero of my college name image likeness you own it you could sell it you could monetize it and uh the gymnast who's with the pitcher i can't remember her name oh livy she was making millions just kind

54:50Dana Carvey:of funny because i was at san francisco state if someone in the dorm be like what are you doing i just made five million some pictures of me on a balance beam really i i was i was vacuuming the dorm to get money to be able to live in the dorm and it was 15 stories high yeah i mean honestly if i was living done i wouldn't graduate that's not why i didn't graduate but were you a gymnast did you have any skills that's where i screwed up my neck interesting and uh but i i wasn't getting paid much to do anything and if they saw my skill set i have a particular set of ridiculous jokes around asu and they would have given me a couple million bucks i know but you didn't and now you have regret you need therapy i wouldn't take that dirty money yes i would hey man i've been poor and i've been rich what's better and everything in between i don't know i'm just doing kind of a character from i'm auditioning for a movie character i've been Your audition for Landman 19th spinoff.

55:59Dana Carvey:God damn it, lady. I don't know what the fuck you're trying to do. God damn, everybody's up my ass today. Where'd you wake up on the whole time? The great thing about Landman is it's getting better. And Sam Elliott is amazing with Billy Bob. It's getting better. It really is. All right. Anything else you want to say before I let you go? Just be kind to your neighbors. be kind to yourself make sure you eat real food as much as possible get your protein hydrate every once in a while just have a drink of water and for the you know if you're bored have a drink of water and do 10 pushups if you just go I have nothing to do David what's your final statement be kind rewind and remember that blockbuster Heather does Remember, only you can prevent forest fires.

56:59Dana Carvey:What's that voice about? That was rewinding. You mean a tape rewinding? Yeah. How about fast forwarding?

57:11Dana Carvey:See, here's what I... Oh, yeah, you take a pencil and take a cassette. The great thing is... What did Heather say? She said take a cassette and put a pencil or eraser in there. if it gets stuck and you have to turn it. That's the way to do the fucking legwork back then. Yeah. We aren't like these spoiled kids. As long as you say what you're doing, the sound effect will match. Like I was moving some furniture today. Because people picture it. So the sound effect doesn't have to be accurate. I saw a bird the other day. Ca-caw, ca-caw, ca-caw. Helps. Open the door. we're getting some horses on our farm two horses yeah now that was accurate they're going to eat up the field there's going to be an electrified fence they'll never touch it so they won't get lost

58:09Dana Carvey:they're going to eat up our field for a month or so Heather were you excited that he was getting a horse I was waiting for him to get oh good yeah we need more other than chickens you got to fill that place out. Don't you need goats for them? Are you going to have goats to eat up your chubbery? Sure, whatever you guys want. Whatever you guys want. When we come up there, we want to see the goats and the horses and the chickens. The whole place is full of horses, cows, incredible hawks and birds. Real zootopia. Dogs. Okay. Alright, thanks everybody. Goodbye, everybody. Goodbye. See you on the road.

58:49Goodbye.

59:19and Leah Reese Dennis of Odyssey.

59:21Dana Carvey:Our senior producer is Greg Holtzman, and the show is produced and edited by Phil Sweet Tech. Booking by Cultivated Entertainment. Special thanks to Patrick Fogarty, Evan Cox, Maura Curran, Melissa Wester, Hilary Schuff, Eric Donnelly, Colin Gaynor, Sean Cherry, Kirk Courtney, and Lauren Vieira. Reach out with us. Any questions to be asked and answered on the show, You can email us at flyonthewall at odyssey.com. That's A-U-D-A-C-Y dot com.