In short
The hosts kick off 2026 with New Year stories, then trade 2026 predictions and their favorite movies of 2025. They also debate streaming/TV edits and pricing (especially Amazon Prime), share comedy-tour anecdotes, and do quick news-style riffs (politics, climate, celebrity citizenship).
Guests
No guests appear in the transcript. The episode is a conversation between David Spade and Dana Carvey (with occasional mentions of other comedians).
Guest backgrounds (mentioned, not present): Nikki Glaser (stand-up; Golden Globes; Caesars/Vegas appearances), Bobby Lee (comedian; dinner plans), Tim Dillon (comedian; Mirage/LA shows), Rod Stewart (musician; Coliseum show), George Clooney (actor/producer; French citizenship), Bill Gates (tech/philanthropy), Fauci (public health figure), Dana Carvey and David Spade (comedians/hosts).
Key claims
Amazon Prime “double charges” for rentals; streaming cuts copyrighted movie segments (example: It’s a Wonderful Life missing a major “wouldn’t have been born” portion). 2026 prediction: Netflix reboots The A-Team with David Spade as the leader; Tim Dillon as Mr. T.
Notable examples
Housemaid and “Begonia” (movies discussed); Marty Supreme (ending debated); Minimum $100M “no feel-good ending” claim; pothole repair in Sweden; “swag gap” style debate; Clooney moving family to France.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VORevisiting New Year's Eve
2:25 to 3:00
Dana and David reflect on their past New Year's Eve experiences.
“We have a light behind me, but we toned it down.”
2026 Predictions
3:00 to 5:26
The hosts discuss predictions for the upcoming year and share personal stories.
“Well, I'm saying when I used to do it with Ray Romano at the Mirage, we wouldn't get off until 12th because we do a meet and greet at the end.”
Upcoming Comedy Shows
5:26 to 7:20
David shares his upcoming comedy tour dates and experiences.
“January 16th 1670 where's San Diego in there?”
Resolutions and Comfort
7:20 to 14:01
David and Dana discuss their resolutions and the importance of comfort.
“We're supposed to, in the first 30 seconds, stir the algo that we're going to give our predictions for 2026 because we got a lot of predictions.”
Beefs with Amazon Prime
16:17 to 17:49
Dana and David discuss their frustrations with Amazon Prime's pricing and content.
“I went to watch an Amazon Prime like a great guy, great guy syndrome.”
Editing Classic Movies
17:50 to 19:10
They delve into how editing affects classic films, focusing on 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
“That's what I thought of you because I think it's one of your favorite movies.”
The Impact of Movie Cuts
19:11 to 20:32
Explore the implications of removing key scenes from films like 'John Wick' and 'The Wizard of Oz'.
“In John Wick, you can't take out killing his dog because that sets the whole movie out.”
The Rise of Amazon Delivery
20:33 to 22:24
A humorous take on Amazon's delivery efficiency and its impact on shopping habits.
“We will get some theft, but exponentially, it's going to make our business go crazy.”
Sound Effects and Comedy
22:25 to 24:19
Dana and David share amusing sound effects and their comedic potential.
“What if we're the worst sound effect comedians in history?”
Dana's Encounters and Celebrity Life
24:20 to 28:03
Dana recounts interesting interactions and perceptions of his celebrity status.
“And I couldn't tell if she was joking with me, but she was sincere.”
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Discussion on George Clooney's Choices
28:03 to 29:24
Explore the reasons behind George Clooney's move to France and his approach to family and politics.
“He did make like 30 movies, but yeah, he never made a movie.”
Wealth and Celebrity Culture
29:24 to 30:58
A humorous take on celebrity wealth, investments, and personal anecdotes about money.
“everyone knows where he lives and everything i i uh i think he'll probably lower his footprint and lower the temperature i mean because just wants to be raised his family now sure i mean I sort of get it.”
Predictions for 2026: The A-Team Reboot
30:58 to 33:30
Discussing predictions for 2026, including a potential A-Team reboot starring David Spade.
“They get so much inside information just casually about deals.”
Aging, Appearance, and Showbiz
33:30 to 37:08
A lighthearted conversation about aging, appearance, and the pressures of staying recognizable in showbiz.
“Okay, they will reboot The A-Team on Netflix, and David Spade will play the leader, who was played by George Pappard in the 80s.”
Minnesota's Political Climate
37:08 to 42:00
Commentary on the political situation in Minnesota and perceptions of corruption.
“Like if you can stay recognizable, you're doing pretty good.”
Discussion on Government Spending
42:00 to 43:10
The hosts discuss disappointing management of government funds and dysfunction in large organizations.
The Swag Gap in Relationships
43:10 to 45:00
An exploration of fashion disparities in relationships and societal expectations for men and women.
“If it's like 40 degrees out there, but for her, you mean for her?”
Top Movies of the Year
46:02 to 48:25
The hosts share their top movie picks and discuss their impressions of various films.
“In a classroom of sodas, most stay quiet.”
Analyzing Female Roles in Film
48:25 to 50:22
A conversation about Emma Stone's performance and the portrayal of women in film.
“So it was the cast I was with, with Lovitz and Phil and Nora.”
The Impact of Movie Endings
50:22 to 52:48
Discussion on movie endings and viewer expectations, including examples from classic films.
“And over time, she probably has that kind of thing.”
The Experience of Going to the Movies
52:48 to 54:16
A humorous take on the modern cinema experience, including commercials and previews.
“But even for a homeless person, money's not an issue.”
Recommendations and Conversations on New Films
54:16 to 56:00
The hosts recommend and discuss films they are excited about, including upcoming releases.
“and now I'm saying that maybe his movie was the one that got me the most this year.”
Discussion on Movies and Predictions
56:00 to 57:50
Dana and David discuss recent movie successes and make predictions for 2026.
“Burgonia is up toward the top, I did see.”
Pothole Repairs in Sweden
57:50 to 58:47
Dana and David dive into an interesting method Sweden uses to repair potholes.
“no we do have more stories but we let's oh let's let's get let's give a story give me a give me a story.”
Skiing in Antarctica: Fake News?
58:47 to 1:00:50
The hosts humorously discuss a fabricated skiing adventure in Antarctica.
“You know, I remember I went golfing with Sandler once and I had just basic running shorts on.”
Making 2026 a Great Year for Comedy
1:00:50 to 1:02:29
David and Dana talk about the potential for a great comedy year in 2026.
“wait a second when you hosted SNL weren't you kind of bare legged or something I did I hate when they make you take your shirt off but they can't make you I go I have to Lauren will get mad.”
Transcript
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4:29Well, I'm saying when I used to do it with Ray Romano at the Mirage, we wouldn't get off until 12th because we do a meet and greet at the end. And not a meet and greet. We do a Q &A. I did it, too. By the way, I'm going out there with Nikki Glaser to Caesars.
4:42Dana Carvey:It's nice and a New Year's Eve. I don't know. It's because I know you, but I see the picture of you and Nikki in the Roman outfits floating around. They're in my purview. I mean, they're ubiquitous. ubiquitous and i go wait a minute is it like eight shows it couldn't be more looking like ai that we are dressed like roman embers but we did it for real for caesars we did a full photo shoot at at the coliseum it's gonna be great that's one in january i think one in may one in september but it's a weekend it's two nights right yeah yeah two shows uh other than that just so everyone knows because everyone's been asking when are you going in the road where are you going i've got salt lake san diego can you give us dates as i would like to have them in my head what's what thank you i hate when people say that i'll be in toronto when when okay i'll be outside of toronto okay what's the date salt lake is next weekend um and then 16 17 that's salt lake san diego then I got Caesars the weekend after then a week off then we got Caesars is what?
5:57January 16th 1670
5:59Dana Carvey:where's San Diego in there? that's the week before what's the number? I'm a rain man no one fast forward it's minus 7 days it's next weekend and then 9th 10th Then the end of the month is old Farley stomping Wisconsin, doing Milwaukee, Appleton, and Chicago. That's fun. I've done that run before. Sometimes I pepper in Madison because that's where Chris is from, and sometimes I pepper in different ones. But that's a good chunk. Got Philadelphia coming up. We got a couple. So go to thedavidspade.com. God, when they do this on Bad Friends, I always make fun of them, and then now I do it. I'm going to be at In-N-Out Burger in Van Nuys Saturday, January 9th.
6:57Yeah, exactly. I'm going to be in a line at the In-N-Out in Vegas, the 48-minute line to get in. But I will tell you, so New Year's Eve, I go.
7:06Dana Carvey:Well, I have to have Garth comment. Okay. He's a real funny stand-up. I think I would go if I were you. His name's David Spade. I can't remember the dates because he went kind of fast, but he's going to be some places. I'll say goodbye now. That sounds like Gareth, dude. I don't know what was happening. People are so annoyed. We're supposed to, in the first 30 seconds, stir the algo that we're going to give our predictions for 2026 because we got a lot of predictions. Oh, yeah. We got a lot of predictions. And what was the other one? We're going to give our favorite movies. Favorite movies, yeah.
7:44Of the year.
7:45Dana Carvey:Mm-hmm. but my first of all my blisteringly exciting new year's eve i have dinner with bobby lee we're all doing sets that night so i said oh we're all going to be at the comedy store why not stay in town it's pouring pissing rain for the last two weeks i was in arizona once everyone got sick so it was a tough tough to keep floating around so i just said i'm going to stay here i did the store two shows it's tim dylan nikki glazer bobby lee it was like a great lineup so i said oh good i want see everybody and there's two shows i'm just doing the first one but i want to stick around and see everybody so i go to dinner with bobby then we go the shows are kind of early tim's already off nikki comes in does her golden globe set and has to leave she has seven sets god i love the work ethic of this woman she'll come so fully loaded i know she's almost incapable of bombing i don't too many great jokes too many vetted then and then we go to caesars and she's gonna be so buffed and polished that i uh that's why i gotta that's why i'm stepping it up i gotta keep up so then but she was running around doing her set the monologue you know and then um and who else was there anyway i did it i said oh yeah i was with bobby so then i waited for the next show it was an hour and a half and everyone split everyone's doing shows all over town i didn't know that i was like the laziest one so i just split but i got home i stayed up till probably i didn't get home till 9 30.
9:18Dana Carvey:that's late that's late for you i don't think people understand they don't for a late night comedian for a nightclub comic in america today 8 30 is looking pretty good most pretty juicy even though the show's at nine that's a problem by the way part of the gigs that when we and nicky were at a venetian we're like we cannot have these shows even at nine it's got to be eight because people fly in there on southwest or wiped out like yeah they start drinking a little too early they peak early now they're the show like this this noise and then they're two ways to gamble i have no idea why in the modern era most vegas places casinos they should have a show at seven you and nikki should go on it's seven they have one drink they're awake they see you then they're jazzed because you two are so fucking funny they go right in the casino and drop some money yeah you know when i saw rod stewart at the coliseum same place we are he was uh seven i think yeah perfect because what he does is he flies home after but he did a great show it's about 90 minutes starts It's right on the dot.
10:30Boom. Maggie, I wish I'd never seen it. In case you're not going to see it, David, do your best.
10:39Dana Carvey:Rod Stewart, in case you can't get to a show. Just 10 seconds. One, two, three. Go. Okay. Maggie, I wish I'd never seen it. Isn't that a good one? That's good. That's got a lot of mandolin. I just like the one. I don't know the lyrics. with some people got no luck at all guys have all the luck some guys got all the luck i don't know it's not my best impression but i'm gonna work on it yeah it's that is not your best one one of the um yeah but i i worked with him i worked with him he's a friend yeah he's a good guy he's still got the poofy hair i've always i've always uh said that rock stars or famous people keep the look when they were the most famous and i think rod stewart is stuck with that poofy hair kind of boas and he looks cool mick jagger poison has the bandana and you know him in one second right michaels and so there's a lot out there that do that uh yeah me yeah um so anyway so that was that uh and by the way i have a beetle haircut and that's why i have my haircut like this way so I got a beetle t-shirt you got really bit by the beetle bug for Christmas I didn't know you know it was the New Year's they call it a new year because they changed the number you know so it's 2025 they go 26 it's one more so it's a new year you see a little treat for you fans I flip it over.
12:17Yeah. I saw you doing Paul McCarty on a Larry David rerun.
12:23Dana Carvey:I did everything I could to make Larry David laugh because he has the most finely tuned. You know, he's one of the most talented writer comedians in history. But as an audience member, he's off to charts. He was right here in this studio. He was popping a stitch when you were doing that. He fell out of that chair. He fell out of the other chair. And we were like, holy shit. you know what he was for being you like comedians that still laugh at other people's shit a lot of them are just like hey man cool cool cool yeah man you're funny but when he came in he's like in a good mood he's like make me laugh let's have fun let's around and he's great well it's just old timey impressions i mean that we're we know how the genie gets out of the bottle so as comedians sometimes you're watching a comic and it's killing you go oh good one oh that's a nice move oh put those two together but if you're saying henry fonda and jimmy stewart and a woman are at a threesome it's so outside of normal larry david comedy yeah he just likes to hear some i'd like to get in on that action you know i mean it's just yeah they're all it's like a tree falling over you know david people keep asking about my 2026 regula resistus Yes, they do.
13:42I've been one of them. I know what you're trying to say. The people keep asking about your 2026 resolutions. And I've got the usual ones.
13:51Dana Carvey:Read more or read it all. Hit the gym. Hit the gym. Learn how to crochet. Get the knitting needles out of the closet. Yeah. But this year, the goal at the very top of my list is simple. Get comfy. I've learned that from Abby. Yeah. And that's exactly where Bombas comes in. they're bringing next level comfort to uh my everyday essentials take the new bomba's sports socks they're designed with sport specific comfort for everything from running hiking golf that's what i do skiing and i know you want to get back into running they got some i would really want to get back into running honestly for sure i do a lot of hiking yeah they're cushioned right where you need it most sweat wicking that's good is that good yeah it keeps the sweat away packed with tech that keeps you comfortable and locked in so comfy socks it's a great idea so for every day around the house resolutions bombas has the comfiest footwear imaginable i've been living in their sherpa sunday slippers for things like weekend resets when i'm spring cleaning when i'm just doing this and that around the house honestly they look very squishy and uh you wouldn't know this but it's like walking on clouds underneath it all bombas yeah underwear and t-shirts yeah david they're flexible breathable and buttery smooth plus for every item you buy one is donated to someone facing housing insecurity head over to bombers.com flywall and use code flywall for 20 off your first purchase that's b-o-m b-a-s dot com flywall code flywall at checkout spring starts at the home depot and we are bringing the heat to your backyard this season.
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16:40I like that stuff. I went to watch an Amazon Prime like a great guy, great guy syndrome. Full disclosure or whatever.
16:47Dana Carvey:Yeah. And not only do I pay for Amazon Prime, but that's sort of baked in now. That's what nine bucks, 12 bucks. Then you go to watch it. They go only on Amazon Prime. So when I go to watch it, it's another nine bucks or 10 bucks. What? what do you mean i understand i got double rat fuck i mean how i thought i paid to get on so now i get to watch stuff amazon prime when i click on it prime or prime video then you see all the ones and they do have they have new release movies like or in theater movies if you go down okay okay And then it's like you can watch it two weeks earlier for$169. So I'm going to wait on Housemaid.
17:35Dana Carvey:By the way, I did see Housemaid. We'll talk about that in a minute. Oh, you did. That's when we were going up for best movies. Okay, I tried to find it. Is it on Amazon Prime? No, no, it's in the theaters and it's cooking. It's cooking. No, it's cooking with gas. It's really good. The other Amazon Prime boring story is that it's a wonderful life. That's what I thought of you because I think it's one of your favorite movies. Absolutely. and they don't mention it i don't think they mention it right away but a lot of people not just them when they play it they took out a really good part pottersville what i know i read i just saw that byline what did they do a huge chunk they take out about his whole if he wasn't born and he goes back oh they they cut all that way down that's gone because there's some copyright problem where they had to pay more and so they just skip it and it is really you would know more than me it really would throw the movie off well it it's it's um it's like a perfect movie the way it is you need to know all the information well like say take a revenge movie but we don't have any violence against there's nothing that's and a moment of revenge what are you i don't know so that's pulling the arrow back when he's feels so distraught he wished he'd never been born and then that sets up the whole thing of people coming in the whole town comes in and they say we heard george bailey was in trouble and then that blew his mind i mean he didn't realize how how many people he affected but he's Right.
19:10Dana Carvey:You know, so. In John Wick, you can't take out killing his dog because that sets the whole movie out. Now he's mad. Right. If you do The Wizard of Oz and you just have her walking up to the gate with the with the Oz, there's there's no there's no munchkins. No, they just couldn't clear the Tin Man. So they just keep blocking him out of every scene. And it's just two other fucking idiots. Yeah. So I knew you'd be up and fucking an uproar. You know, when they start to edit a movie, people make a movie, they make it the way they want to make it. And then somebody says, we can't afford it. And what are you going to do?
19:51Dana Carvey:You're going to cut out the stagecoach in the movie Stagecoach? Yeah, fuck yeah. What are you going to do? The longest day? You're not going to have them land at Normandy? Yeah. The sandlot? They don't throw the ball over the fence? Hey, here's a quick one. Just an insert. This will make you laugh. This will make you laugh. COVID's back. So go fuck yourself. I knew I'd make you laugh. It's a good clip. Fauci's back and more COVID-er than that. Fauci's back. It's going to be the COVID-iest COVID you've ever seen COVID. So go fuck yourself. He wants a sequel bad. uh also amazon why are they chintzy it should be a place that doesn't have quite as much money as amazon for them to be cutting corners i love the thing i love about amazon obviously everyone knows it is that they they hacked they did something that's not like elon musk going to mars just how do you order stuff and get it i mean if i got before amazon are sending me stuff you get a little taste as FedEx your package is is in gardenia it's two hours away you have to drive oh sorry we missed you again somebody somewhere at Amazon when they said we're going to do this supply chain we're going to deliver stuff and somebody said hey guys just hear me out we're going to leave the package are you nuts oh yeah we can't leave the package it gets stolen No, no.
21:29Dana Carvey:We will get some theft, but exponentially, it's going to make our business go crazy. The fact that they leave the package, take a picture of it. So I only have a lot of props for whoever did this because it's kind of crazy. All my Christmas shopping and people are blown away. It takes me 30 seconds. Christmas wrap. Love, Dana. Get it here in 20 fucking minutes. It's addictive. It's addictive. I know people that are like, just all day, it's like, hey, that's a nice slinky. It's a power trip. Can I get it in three, even the same day you can get it? Yeah, you could be two in the afternoon and go, I could use some backup toothpaste.
22:18Knitting needles.
22:19Dana Carvey:Why not? Hat like David Spade. Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock. There it is. open it up that's why there's a car that's why there's an amazon truck blocking every corner when you drive all day they're like guess what's next their stupid guess what's next because this company is working with amazon drones drones drones high up though And then they'll lower it down. Here's your dental floss, Mr. Carby. Please go to the patio. And out comes a puppy. But yeah, that's the future, drones. What is it? What if we're the worst sound effect comedians in history? Well, we're applying sound effects that aren't appropriate.
23:19Dana Carvey:I got to adjust my mic. Everything's a fucking monster. On my mic, I got to turn. It doesn't make me. We got it here.
23:32Dana Carvey:Well, you actually, you have a little top 10 list that I do. I have an array. They kind of cross over. The quiet birds is inspired. It's harder to do birds now. That's inspired. You do an array of drills. you do a loud drill soft you do a lot of drilling you can do that's a gun in the in the mountains oh i see here's a plane flying over come back
24:10Dana Carvey:uh-oh i lost we lost our feet on that one we lost our feet yeah it's i think it was unplugged It's getting too stupid. I wanted to throw a sound effect at you that you haven't done yet. Okay.
24:28Dana Carvey:Mailbox being closed abruptly.
24:34That's the steel from the rusty.
24:36Dana Carvey:Oh, it's a rusty mailbox. Here's the arrow in the door.
24:46Dana Carvey:goes I can do a lot of those this is a a UFO that was in disclosure taking off
24:57is it a four-cylinder here they don't make they go like this
25:05Dana Carvey:here's a here's a lonely hearts man in a singles bar trying to flirt with an attractive woman and it doesn't work oh that's a good one you probably do that in wayne's world yeah i saw sure i saw a show the other night like one of the newer shows and they lady said oh let's do it party on wayne and they just threw it in in the middle of their conversation and i was like you know have you ever had this and i'm not saying i'm not look at this woman at a store turned to me and said, with all sincerity, does anyone ever told you you look like Dana Carvey? And I go, yeah, it's a curse. I get kind of joking.
25:51Dana Carvey:She goes, no, I'm serious. It's uncanny. It's uncanny. And I couldn't tell if she was joking with me, but she was sincere. And then I felt bad about it for 24 hours. No, they just can't believe you're in Cracker Barrel. If you're not like in a Hollywood back lot, they're like, why would you be here? When people say that, I go, I have to be somewhere. Well, it was like one of those things where, you know, when they back up the Brinks trucks, sometimes you'll do corporate events or a corporate party. And sometimes they can be a little rough, you know, 20 people at midnight that are drunk, you know, and a woman came up to me again, very sincerely and said, excuse me, Dana, why are you here?
26:36Dana Carvey:Because they figure you're doing it for free. Or you ran out of money and you're like, you need the money so bad. People say to me about anything. Well, that's where you go where Jay Leno is the most pragmatic man. What are you going to do, stay home and watch Madlock instead of make$25 ,000? He never understood the idea that you would not do anything for the money. Here's a quick hit. Bill Gates said climate change isn't as bad, but he's wrong. We're still totally fucked. He had that speech from 1981 when he's like five years, Florida, be underwater. No, but Bill Gates kind of said it's bad, but it's probably not going to be catastrophic.
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27:21Dana Carvey:It'll just get a little warm for a couple of days. I mean, that really hurt a lot of people. Yeah, well, I could see why, but I understand. God, my sweater pops. All right, here's also something in the news. Your buddy George Clooney is a French citizen? Oh, is he? What? Is he like, well, when he was a French citizen, George Clooney? That's what he said. Oh, yes. I like after a dust-up. Yeah, he gets Francis another. Yeah. Well, Trump, one of Trump's things that's funny to me is he'll go after people like about their career. He's never was a star. He never was a star. He was just he never it wasn't a movie.
28:11Dana Carvey:So I don't know what it was. He did make like 30 movies, but yeah, he never made a movie. I don't think you can take that away from Clooney. I feel like he is a huge star but i would think if he's bailing he would go to italy because he was in italy for the last 20 years i mean he has that place in italy since frickin i was on just shoot me and uh and then to switch it to france i don't know but he took his kids he said i don't want to be in america i don't have them grow up in america like but the thing is you know he gets political which is fine but i wonder if he will get political in france or he will keep he did say something even the other day after he announced this and it feels like if he tapped out of here he doesn't need the stress of of the politics of america anymore you know what i mean he got out it's like you're on the jets you go to the steelers after 20 years then you go hey i want to send in some plays on the jet they're like no not anymore no you're you're well one is i do know that in lake cuomo he was on the water i was there once and every tour thing george a clune in his house george a cluny you know so now he has uh kids and so he's on a giant place but it's hard i mean everyone knows where he lives and everything i i uh i think he'll probably lower his footprint and lower the temperature i mean because just wants to be raised his family now sure i mean I sort of get it.
29:47I mean, where is he from? Kentucky? I would probably, well, I'm not a big traveler. I would take a huge Kentucky farm over it. Well, people love France, so I think I'm in the minority there.
29:58Dana Carvey:There's a lot of places in the world if you have a couple dollars in your pocket where you can go and disappear and escape. But he did say that money is not an issue anymore, which is a wonderful thing for a human being to say, hey, how's money? Not an issue for me anymore. really for me no issue no hold on let me think no not an issue but that's um good for him him and randy gerber did an amazing deal with their tequila brand and that's out of that i think they got out they got out i think george i don't know after taxes but a trillion i think maybe he got three or four hundred million the gnp of romania three or four hundred million that's a lot of money me yeah i got about 700 million can you believe it okay michelle i'll be there in a second i just want to tell these guys one i look younger because this puppet was made a long time ago but i'm rich lip looks fat though i know i know i know but david i know david i want to say you're one of the best stand-ups and where are you going to be what's the date again for salt lake city you know nobody knows the dates i just keep saying cities michelle and i'd like to drop by because we just think you're funnier than hell love love tommy boy love joe dirt grown-ups all your movies michelle i said i'd be there that's good you go into those fast it's so easy good voice i mean they told nancy pelosi that she can't trade stocks and be in congress anymore
31:40Dana Carvey:i like her bug guys sorry i'll stop these if the fans i always read about some congressman makes 22 grand a year and they're worth 70 million and you go well maybe i should get into that that's what's the trick well i'll just say this and this this is should be not political at all i mean come Come on. They get so much inside information just casually about deals. So why should they be able to trade stocks? They go, oh, no, we're not trading. We don't take any information from Congress. What's your average return? Oh, about 70 % a year. But we really research it. Come on. Yeah, me and you are scraping by at about 4.1%.
32:24Yeah, Jesus Christ.
32:27Dana Carvey:Most ETFs grab you maybe four, three, four percent, Carvey. For Christ's sakes, Pelosi's up there about 90 percent a year with no insider information. All right. That's something. I got some REITs biting me in the ass. What is that real estate? I was never in that hot tub. That hot tub picture. Oh, he got. Yeah. David, David, let me just talk to David for a second. It's misunderstanding. You saw the picture. That's fake news. That's a fake thing. I was never in that hot tub, David. I believe it. Do you, David? Do you really? Was it hot in the hot tub, though? See, I feel the same question because if he said it was, then he was in.
33:12Dana Carvey:I like the idea that the puppets talk to you. I know. I do like it. I talk quite back. And it doesn't have to be funny. It's just sort of like, or does it? All right. Predictions for 2026. We haven't gotten any good stories yet, but we should get. Okay, you give me your predictions. Well, I know we got new stories. Okay, they will reboot The A-Team on Netflix, and David Spade will play the leader, who was played by George Pappard in the 80s. You will be the leader of The A-Team. Oh, okay, I would do that. Tim Mettaus will play Mr. T. Okay. who else is in there have to be black in the remake if you don't want to i don't know but tim is a badass he can fight him still tim was always pretty ripped he's ripped too but he's also kind of tough he doesn't like people uh you know i mean he he's willing to throw down i think i pity the fool might sound condescending in this day and age well what okay here we change it what would be the instead of i pity the fool I feel sorry for the feller I understand the fool and I get what he's trying to do but it's not working I admire the fool I relate to the fool
34:36George Pappard just in a side note he looked like he was 100 but honestly I'm probably 10 years older than he was if the Golden Girls were only 33 when they shot that
34:47Dana Carvey:and they're playing yeah i think georgeton parver's probably like 52 or something jesus he looked like he was a thousand that's why people say you're old i go oh not really then they go yeah well when i was at anderson's fifth estate the bar i started stand-up in and they said we were all 21 right and this guy was there hitting on all the girls and people got mad because they there was a rumor he was 44 and everyone's like first of all fucking gross second of all why would they let someone 44 in here and he was stealing our chicks and then i thought well if sean penn came in and he was 44 everyone would be freaking out and love it and all everyone loved him so if you're an unfamous 44 that's a that's a problem in arizona in scottsdale everybody you know you i mean we have modern technology you know 70s the new 60s 60 is the new 50, 40 is the new 30, 30 is the new 20, 70 is 30 now.
35:44I mean, it's really like I can't see the difference. There's some people. But when I go back to Scottsdale, sometimes I see somebody and I see these old geezers walk by and they go, are you David Spade? I was a year under you in high school. I go, wait, you're close to what the? Yeah, you were older than us.
36:06Dana Carvey:I'm like, what? Well, one of the figures of speech that's kind of amusing is, oh, how's Bill? Well, he's doing great. He kind of let himself go. He let himself go? Yeah, he just let himself go. It sounds kind of gentle in a way. What are you doing right now? I'm just letting myself go. So you can see people at 50 that look more mature. Sure. well you also when you're in showbiz and you're on camera there is a part of you that goes i can't totally collapse i have to do a few crunches a week right yeah i've got to moisturize i gotta i i've gotta you know yeah i don't look like a full reptilian well that's the thing for everybody if you can go to your 50th high school reunion 50.
37:01Dana Carvey:Or even 40. Okay. And everyone walks up and none of them has to say, I'm sorry, who are you again? Like if you can stay recognizable, you're doing pretty good. And you go, hi, I went to school with you. I just pooped my pants. A lot of people did. We're at the 50th. Well, he let himself go, literally. Yeah, that's letting him poop go. I have a question for you about. Heather came around. Heather, I can hear Heather. You can hear Heather on the good ones. I don't know which one. She's not handing out laughs to any bullshit. No, no. You have to earn it. First of all, I do a quick 2026 prediction from Joe Biden.
37:48Dana Carvey:Hey, it's the people. Guys, it's time for the people's side. Yeah, so it's the virus. You know, in China, it's the year of the ice cream. is that real no oh because it's out of in malaysia it's the year of the hot fudge sundae you know we just did bill maher's podcast it's i think it's coming out this week but i forgot we asked about one of his first jokes here's one of my first ones i heard from him he said which one has the year of that is that in china yeah it's the chinese the year Chinese, the new year. He goes, you know, it's the Chinese New Year. It's the year of the dragon. But I keep writing year of the rat on all my checks.
38:33I'm still writing year of the rat. You know how we always write 2025, but it's 2026. But it's the year of the rat. Oh, boy, I got to walk you through that one. Okay. I want to know if, first of all, Minnesota is having a tough week. What do you mean? I will say Minnesota, because I know you're probably working on a Tim Walz because.
38:55Dana Carvey:Well, I mean, my best friend, Jim Gaffigan. Oh, that's right. He did a great Tim Walz. I when I read about what went on in Minneapolis and the fraud and stuff, it sort of makes my brain numb. I'm like, what? That much money? What's going on, David? What do you think? I don't. obviously i don't know but it seems like a little bit of if there's smoke there's fire but i don't know how much fire but minneapolis first of all is a great stand-up town i did yeah my special there during covet it's great tail tail end of coke but you know these things that are get blown up in cities you don't know if it's like you land and then this is all you see yeah is somalis and small and you see corruption it's usually a little more in pockets isolated in pockets if there's a riot at uc berkeley most of the campus is dead quiet or even all the city of san francisco you're like oh you can't step foot in there yeah but which has happened because i've gone to cities where they say are a disaster and you know some of it i see some but i don't because yeah not the whole place.
40:11But there is, there is some trouble in doggy land as Steve Martin used to say. Steve Martin used to go, I wrote a few books this summer. I wrote a trouble in doggy land. But there is some, I know, I don't know why I thought that was funny as a kid. I love it now. It's so silly. But let's hope they, we'll skim over that. But I think something's going on up there. Who knows? I think why people get mad is if you're an average everyday citizen going to work and paying your taxes and you're finding out this or some other situation where people get money, people get taken care of, people get help. And you're like, what about me?
40:54I'm playing by all the rules. Not me personally, but, you know, people that just go, I bust my ass for years and years. Where's my free? Where's my why am I? Why am I doing this? Makes me not want to pay taxes. I'll tell you that. when they go somewhere you don't know to a high-speed rail or something in la you go
41:11Dana Carvey:i hate it i wish i could when i hand my check over the irs you know just hand it to him go hey guys can i just say something for a second yeah could you i'm so glad that i was lucky in life and i made this much money and like arnold used to say i love paying taxes because it meant i have a really good year i made a lot of money of it but what i would like to say them well could you be really careful with how you spend the money and make sure the truly needy i know it's a hot take maybe make sure the truly needy get it and not not the scammers because like come on i mean i think covid there was so much billions flying there's no way to track it all so you just know we're just to hear about all these scams and corruption in a couple years which is tough because everyone's trying to help and then it always i mean you can't even track 100 million try a billion 20 20 billion where where did it go i don't know what are you asking me for because you're the secretary treasurer state of california i i don't know where the 20 billion went listen if i'm in charge of 20 billion a couple c notes are going to my pocket no one's going to be the wiser i that's just the way it is but it's nobody it's it's a human thing if you if you had a company that had a monopoly um a complete monopoly they would just be a little it'd be a little dysfunctional so hud gets about 500 billion a year sent to it spread it around you know no one even asks what happens like oh no you have to spend all the money so you can get the funding you know for the following you or you can't say you know we're hud we took care of everyone here's 100 billion back right that doesn't happen that much i don't know i i i may run for governor i you should yeah i will vote for you thank you just to hear the impressions i'll run as alcor uh and what else oh yeah i'll go to more stories greg throw up a story and then i'll give you some movies okay okay any stories great wake up wake up he like our audience oh young data left wait young daters confront a relationship killer the swag gap so are they saying one of the people has a great style and one doesn't bieber is sort of known for a style i mean hailey baber Bieber obviously looks great and she always just well this is this is a classic thing of like you learn and Jackie we're in 2026 now and women generally speaking have to show a lot of skin you know men would be at a he might could be in a tuxedo but men are all covered up and women have to show I mean women are freezing half the time they're just I don't I don't know Heather can weigh in on this, but seems that seems very cold.
44:15Dana Carvey:If it's like 40 degrees out there, but for her, you mean for her? Well, he's wearing shorts too. Well, yeah, it's in this particular case. Yes. But the other thing, and maybe Adam, our good friend, Adam Sandler was the first one to adapt, you know, really loose, loose sweat pants you know he has a look or shorts and then i think all the young people just are basically doing adam sandler yeah i think there's comfortable i think guys can get away with even just a white t-shirt or a black t-shirt and jeans and i think that's kind of baked in and the and the women have more pressure to like sort of dollop i do like women when they're into sweats and sweatshirts and very casual i think it's super cute but big banana clip in their hair but i don't know if this is as big of a problem in the world as we think the swag gap i think it's one of those things for a story for a week and then well justin b he's worth 300 million she's on her way to a billion with her product line so they're probably not a typical couple to talk about is money any problem for them uh it's no longer an issue What do you mean not an issue?
45:30Dana Carvey:Well, it's just not an issue at all No Now streaming The time traveling comedy movie of the year Has arrived Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice Only on Hulu The film stars Vince Vaughn, James Marsden And Asa Gonzalez In a wild action comedy About one disastrous night That spirals out of control And here's the twist There are two Vince Vaughns Don't miss Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice Written and directed by Ben David Grabinski. Now streaming only on Hulu. Rated R.
46:07Dana Carvey:In a classroom of sodas, most stay quiet. Then there's Mr. Pibb. Sweet cherry, bold outbursts. The kind of flavor that gets attention. Bold kick of cherry. Hey, yo, Mr. Pibb. Well, before I do the next story, let me throw in my top movies of the year. Okay. This is a big story. my top movies i'm actually i'm actually curious okay i would say at number five the housemaid did you see it i did not see it but oh i feel like that's gonna fall around five um i will say begonia is very interesting i haven't seen it but i like the actors in it jesse i plumbum emma stone and emma stone i like the premise of it his buddy these conspiratorial guys think she's an alien or something yeah yeah and i mean it's a little rough on the edges like it's not as hard i mean it's not as easy to predict as i thought but it's very interesting yeah obviously great director well done that's the kind that we're when i because i do movies i'm in the business so i uh i could tell it didn't cost as much as it could and one single location if you hold a hostage it's pretty much a hostage movie and and you go oh my god that's such a and they have a lot of dialogue which was making me crazy because when i was just thinking of jesse plummons he has a lot of speeches like oh i couldn't rate that kid that young great job He looked really cool in it too.
47:45And Emma Stone, again, from Arizona, again, does a great job.
47:52Dana Carvey:She just knows how to do this. She can't not be great. She plays like a cocky executive and with a lot of executive corporate speak when she's talking to her kidnappers. It's kind of funny. It's funny in parts also. She's something else. What was the movie she did with Ryan Gosling where they're dancing all around L.A.? La La Land. La La Land. So she gave me a nice compliment at a Saturday Night Live party. She's very sweet. And she was such a fan that we're going down the hallway and she goes, let's get a picture. Let's redo the picture. So it was the cast I was with, with Lovitz and Phil and Nora.
48:29Dana Carvey:And I got in a position like I did from the 80s. And then she took Jan Hooks' thing. Oh, really? She had other friends around and took this picture. And then at the party, she said some nice things, some really sweet things to me. and so I said yeah I just want to say that one of the best pieces of acting I've seen in film is in La La Land when you bomb the audition and they weren't paying attention to you and the way she slowly the camera stayed on her and she started to cry I mean it was pretty spectacular you know you're good at uh you pick a specific thing instead of a general thing yeah you can't say you're just great that means nothing I say you're good in the acting business I did say to you I'd say uh dandelion that first joke that you did did about um corn dogs good guess nothing important my whole special not really tackling it is a comedy special i know it's a comedy special that was on amazon meep okay what are your other movies because i can't even remember the movie that might be my list let me see what are the what are the big movies i mean i would say for me off top of my head, I thought weapons was...
49:44Oh yeah, you liked weapons, which I'll put in the top five.
49:48Dana Carvey:But I will say, and it was a conscious choice on their part, because they didn't do a feel-good ending, I'm saying minimum $100 million they lost. Oh right, I know what you mean. I've heard of movies go back and redo it. We just heard this. Rob Reiner. I think it's maybe it's When Harry Met Sally. His wife said to him, he met his wife during the filming. And then she said, how does it end? And she goes, I wouldn't do that. Isn't that cool? And yeah. And over time, she probably has that kind of thing. She could, a woman could say. You need that perspective to say, but a happy ending, especially in a movie like that is really the way to go.
50:35Dana Carvey:Well, our guy, Kevin O 'Leary, he was upset because Marty Supreme is another movie that is really great um gave so much oh we didn't even air him yet and the ending is sort of controversial but yeah yeah he was blabbing so uh it was good to hear that so uh yeah that'll be there weren't really any spoilers though because he said i you know he knew he would have gotten in trouble but he gave real opinions about it he did he had a lot to say about the movie. It's just, stay tuned to that podcast. It'll be interesting. Okay. So Marty Supreme. Here's my summer three. I want to hear your choice of this, the summer three, which was the latest mission impossible, the submarine sequence F one with Brad Pitt and a few.
51:20Dana Carvey:Yeah. Or Scarlett Johansson and the new Jurassic park. Those are the three summer big movie tent. Busters. Busters. Out of those. Yeah. You have five seconds. i mean drastic park is out because it's the same movie every time um avatar the first two hours i thought it was the smurfs movie and also avatar that talk about the same movie i'm like do i want to see poor james cameron obviously poor james cameron poor james cameron monies is an issue for him and it's not an issue and also that he he i can predict it's like the locals are being picked on by some big government thing and they're shooting arrows at them and they and it's just that was the first couple i've seen the first five i saw and now there's nine more coming if i was him because there's a rumor he's gonna do this other movie and i was like that other movie sounds cooler like fantastic voyage or something yeah i would divide movies this way movies that you connect to and movies that you don't connect to so the ones you connect to you can go into sort of a waking dream state and that's what a great movie is for and it's an individual taste if you're inside three days the condor you're just inside this fever dream of this great movie um avatar is not on that list for me 2001 alien um great i mean you know james cameron he's brilliant you know um so but i of the three you know the one that got me the most was a jurassic park of those summer blockbusters it did i thought it mixed it up enough and i got i got connected to the movie uh i also i enjoyed f1 all three did well because how many people are going to go to a movie theater when they've got a 75 inch with surround sound so they the fact Oh, you and Clooney have that, not everyone else.
53:23Dana Carvey:Money's not an issue. But even for a homeless person, money's not an issue. Money's not an issue. Yeah. That's your next special. That's a good special. Shit, I got to do another special if I got that title. But I will say this right now as a blink thing, without giving it away, Housemaid might be the movie that I connected to the most. A Sleeper? Wow, okay. and i'm gonna see it again okay it i'll bring my wife because um and i won't give it away but it's just something it's it's surprising it's emotional i'll see it i'll see it then we'll talk and we can give it away but are you gonna see it at your local bijou up there i did see it at a theater up here stadium seating they have theater up there oh yeah stadium sitting in the back in the dark popcorn lightly salted ice cold soda cell phone clicked off 35 minutes of previews yes 40 minutes of commercials she didn't believe him but he wanted to kill her you know come on movie then nicole kidman clip clop walking her heels amc we got it you sit down get lost move on nicole kidman is a force of nature i don't know you know my favorite is the dolby commercial it's like dolby sound they should they interview directors i'm like do i have a choice of the sound in a movie i why are you selling this to me i'm here i didn't make the movie i'm not going to go pick dull i don't know what's going on they go we do all our movies in dolby and dolby sound we used to do it we used to have a system called loud sound yeah Loud sound was the loudest sound you can get.
55:14Dana Carvey:Now we have Dolby. Now we have shaker brain sound. Sometimes it's right on the edge. Sometimes it's kind of like. It's so loud. I wear earplugs. Don't even. Do you really? She's dandy. She's dandy line. Okay. I put two little fucking. But, but, but. Here's a horn. We had Paul Feig on our. Oh, there you go. We had Paul Feig on our. and now I'm saying that maybe his movie was the one that got me the most this year. Sidney Sweeney, too. Wait, Heather, tell me before we move on. What was the movie you said I liked? Oh, I was just asking about Marty Supreme. Oh, Marty Supreme. I didn't see it yet, but I will.
55:56So my top movies are number five, Housemaid, I didn't see. Burgonia is up toward the top, I did see. And the other ones we don't know yet. uh should we throw a bone to our buddy jack black because when he came on anaconda minecraft
56:14Dana Carvey:oh minecraft and we broke yeah we did i yeah but we broke down the numbers for him and he goes i'd be great if it went to 800 million i said it's going to a billion guess where it just crossed about two weeks ago a b one billion i did like that he did an anaconda which i probably will see because it's a comedy and there's just not that many that and i like him and i like paul rudd so yeah that sounds like something that would be fun and also like they're making anaconda they're not just doing the movie they're like it's like a behind the scenes or something weird so i like the angle uh-huh i i love uh anaconda movies where someone's uh being swallowed and their legs are outside the jaws going like this yeah yeah everyone get her get her rope and they never in the j-lo one it it got her i remember this part and it was squeezing her so hard that her butt kept getting bigger and then the box office receipts got bigger and then the snake goes oh la la then he forgot what he's doing and he left yeah and the snake's eating a mouse and kind of goes what yeah how big are the mice you have to feed that anaconda it's 80 feet long i don't know it's a rough life for an anaconda he's got a tire in there he's got a small refrigerator in there i mean he's constipated i mean it's not a good life what they they don't know what they're eating an old radiator he's like yeah so that's and then predictions any quick blink 2026 predictions no we do have more stories but we let's oh let's let's get let's give a story give me a give me a story.
57:56Dana Carvey:Give me anything. Oh, yes. Oh, how Sweden repairs potholes. This is needed on Fairfax and La Cienega. I like this. Is that part of it or is that a song? They just spray it and that's it? Spray it with tar. If you look, there's not really a pothole there, but they're demonstrating it that you fill it up and make it smooth but does it how how soon does it dry you don't you have to cord it takes about 30 to 40 minutes really i don't know that was a pretty good guess it's yeah all right well maybe i'll just buy one of these machines and then casually at night go down there you go everything's coming from this guy now grocery everything asphalt fixers horses will be delivered everything's good biz oh watch this one this is funny this is a this is a weird one and you're gonna like it cure the world changing news that david spade and dana carney skied last week down the tallest mountain in antarctica no one has ever skied down it this is in the center of antarctica and that is david spade there you can see he's quite proficient at skiing a lot of people are like i knew david spade was a comedian i knew dana carney was a actor labor from the hollywoods we didn't know they could ski well they can't uh they had their stuff shipped up to the top of the mountain obviously um because i'm gonna call fake news with skis on their backs this is them hiking up they're also fantastic thousand he's getting more because this wasn't an easy mountain to summit because everyone can't believe that was our guy jimmy copter delivering their skis and then you can see here from this view uh there's dana carvey right there he got it and uh and he is very good at skiing as well right he got carving right you you're inspiring three versions of my last name asking what's next what are you guys gonna do next everyone's asking we do next we're gonna make a video about you skiing down a hill okay how about that dude i'm still sore from that because my quads really took it on that drop i actually uh My legs were so oversized for my body.
1:00:14Dana Carvey:I have to kind of hide them. You know, I remember I went golfing with Sandler once and I had just basic running shorts on. He goes, Carvey, what's with your legs? Because they were from running. I was like a T-Rex. I had no upper body and giant legs from running. He sometimes when we're bored, it's late on his shoe. He talks about your legs. I like them now because you don't want to have little pins at my age you want to have big stout chunky legs I have Carrie Underwood legs I'm not worried about me other people's words they're a little feminine wait a second when you hosted SNL weren't you kind of bare legged or something I did I hate when they make you take your shirt off but they can't make you I go I have to Lauren will get mad.
1:01:08Dana Carvey:I take my shirt off all the time. You just don't see it. Lauren takes it off at halfway through read-through. Anyone else hot? It'd be really nice if 2026 started off with, like, a really good show as opposed to a bad show. A couple of funny sketches. Marcelo, maybe Sebastian.
1:01:31Dana Carvey:I love one because writers really don't like reoccurring as much. but when Lauren got a hold of a hit he'd be like oh can we do a bush you know but yeah Marcelo should bring him back and put him in a situation like he's at a car wash or something where he does all his stuff yeah or he's in some situation that you wouldn't expect him to do all that stuff you know maybe he gets a traffic ticket you go on my car over here out within the lane you know i don't know he has to ask the cop if he can get out so he can do all his fucking moves yeah i have a question can i get out of the car sir well that's good he's got a reoccurring impression that's good yeah all right well let's wrap it up on that um we're exciting to see you um and uh thank you for listening everyone the numbers are phenomenal we're doing great we're doing we're just unbelievable every time i go on the chart i go really and then i always look at the podcast rank behind us that's my guilty pleasure i'm I can't believe it.
1:02:34Dana Carvey:128. No, we don't. What? When you see someone that's bombing, it's too stressful. There's 3 million of them. 128 is awesome. There's literally 3 million podcasts. We aren't 128, so don't think that. No, no, no. That's some of our people we know. Okay. We're killing it. All right, listen, everybody. Thank you. Happy 2026. and enjoy the ride and we'll see you next year. We'll see you throughout the year. We're going to be your guide through 2026.
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Dana and David kick off the new year with bold predictions for 2026 and a rundown of their favorite movies from 2025. Along the way, David vents about Amazon, the guys react to the latest headlines—including George Clooney becoming a French citizen, the infamous swag gag, and how their skiing adventures somehow went viral (???). Dana’s infamous cutouts are back, the guys explain why money is no longer an issue, and the chaos is dialed all the way up. Packed with sound effects, side tangents, and plenty of laughs, this episode kicks off the year in true Dana & David fashion.
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