RE-RELEASE - Jay Mohr

31:15They had a stuntman in a Barney suit. Yeah. And I was like, it's a very unfair tug of war. guy that's been there eight days al franken the guy that's going to be a senator and um and the new guy yeah yeah and the big argument was he would he's he didn't at one point i had barkley kneeing just basketballs out the window and he just knees barney in the nuts and uh franken goes no we're not doing that and he's like you can't have barney knee and you can't have charles barkley knee and barney in the nuts you can't and that was like my only like thing where i dug in And then I was like, this has to be, and we wound up doing it, but it was, it was really bizarre.

31:55Was it in it? Yeah. Yeah. Got a lot. So the Psychic Friends Network, it was Nirvana and Barkley. No, sorry. It was the second week with the Shannon Doherty. Yeah. Oof. And Cypress Hill. What do you mean? Oof. Well, I'll tell you. So I had, so the conceit of the sketch is Christopher Walken's the last guy you want getting inside your head and helping you with psychic issues. It's like, you know, I can help you with romance. I could be in your garage waiting for you when you get home. Security. And so. That's a really good tone you have. And then we had other, like David was, you were Crispin Glover.

32:35Like, hey, I want to help you. It's all these celebrities that you don't want. And then we got away to a phone and the phone doesn't ring because everybody's freaked out. And he keeps going, why aren't you calling? and I had Shannon Doherty as Sean Young in the cat suit because the story at the time was like she showed up to Warner Brothers dressed as Catwoman because she wanted a part and she freaked everybody out and then Shannon Doherty like on Friday says I'm not comfortable making fun of Sean Young and it was like oh no this Pac-Man noise exactly that's what I was saying a sketch loses momentum for that and now you have to resubmit it oh I was fucking heated and then so I was well not on that show I thought my life was over and then it was week three errol smith and jeff goldblum and uh i was in the writer's room just just sulking just being a fucking baby and lauren comes in and goes how's uh how's the christopher walken sketch coming and i said i'm not gonna do it this week and he goes i think you have guilt and momentum on your side oh and i was like fucking Because I didn't have a computer.

33:43Oh, yeah. I was writing on yellow legal pad. Yellow pad, yeah. Looking where to, I didn't know where to hand it in. Like, I don't know where to hand it in a sketch. Yeah, Claire. Claire went home at fucking 10. It's 3 a.m. She's just trying to hand it to somebody. It was like Mad Men. All the guys are hitting a button on their computer and the sketch goes to the magic sketch place. I didn't have a computer. Oh, it sucked because you go in there, first of all, you write on legal pad. I go home at three in the morning, finish writing it. I have to take a cab back from the Upper West Side to hand it in to Claire and the Mad Men girls that are typing it.

34:10Yeah. and then I go back home and then I come back for read through so it wasn't like attachment send there was no laptop so it was fucking horrible remember that's how it was for you right yeah and I didn't know I knew nothing about writing a sketch I didn't know if you're in the sketch I don't know if I write David or do I write Crispin yeah like I just I still don't actually the basic the lowest common that's a good question I'm not sure I know right at this moment Oh, and back then, did we put...

34:45I just fucking... Did we put names of us? No, you put the name of the character. No, you put character. Yeah. Yeah. I remember, you know I saw yesterday Ian Maxton. And Dave Mandel. Remember when Norm knocked him out? Cold. You remember that? I think he scored a... I don't ever see Norm being violent. Say whatever you're about to say. Dave was... Why not? I don't know. Norm violent? I never saw Norm. I was always what? I don't want to say I was violent. He squirted it with water. By chance, you know. It was a cigarette thing. So Norm would smoke after the no smoking. Like this is, people don't understand.

35:20Like it used to be like you could smoke in buildings. It was like whatever. And then all of a sudden it was like, by the way, like you're not allowed to smoke in buildings anymore. So there was a grace period of people like, oh, that's right. I forgot. Or they didn't care. So Norm was on the same, where Farley got, where I tackled Farley. He was on that couch smoking. and Ian, Max, Don Graham, all six, ten of them walks in with his little faggy yogurt. He always had like yogurt. Excuse me? You mean gay, a festive yogurt. Happy. That was the name of it, was Happy Gay Yogurt. And he walks in with his yogurt and oats and Norm smoking and he had a plastic cup of water and he just looked at Norm and he threw the water on Norm and Norm just stood up, one punch, out.

36:03Norm was Deceptively a big guy You don't really think of it I mean he was sort of A beanpole in a way In the 90s He got thicker Big Do you remember when you guys Did the The crystal meth sketch Like you were like Tony Robbins The weight loss guy I think it was you and Fred And it was ride the snake Oh yeah ride the snake You know they show Basically you get people Hooked on meth To lose weight Yeah And on those commercials Where they'll show like An outline of a fat body And it says like After six weeks and it goes in a little bit. This one was like six hours. And it was like a skeleton. And so he's getting, so they had this thing of Farley at a drive-thru window, a pre-filmed piece.

36:41And he's like, let me have 14 cheeseburgers, 14 apple pies, 22 french fries, and three chocolate milkshakes. And the guy in the box goes, will that be all? And he goes, no, I'll also have. So we argued for two hours over what the back end of that order should be. Like he should just repeat the exact same order or like, no, make that diet coke or no give me three apple pies and for two hours you know it just goes around and around and norm was in the corner of the room like we did it was i think it was 3 30 in the morning at this point norm goes hey you know you guys have a chris at that drive-through window you know don't give me all these burgers you know and uh the guy in the box goes hey will Will that be all?

37:25And how about Chris says, yes.

37:30That's a great norm. That's an incredible norm. When they filmed it, Chris had like this look of incredible pride. The guy goes, will that be all? I remember his arms on the floor. He goes, yes. He was already working for him. Like he had different habits at this point in his crystal meth career. And crushed, right? I mean, I think he could get a laugh. Norm with one syllable. We were just a pack of dogs hunting in the wrong direction. And Norm's like, yes. Simplified it. Yeah. And we would go back and forth over many jokes like that. Like, how do you get out of the sketch? And if you're the writer of the sketch or if it's your sketch, you do get to pick.

38:11Like, you get a Downey throwing a joke in, a Smigel, a Franken. It's great. And you get to add. Like, when Rob did a copy machine and everyone's like, stings, stinging. you know everyone throwing anything and he you get the benefit of a room every sketch does not just rob's everyone that's fun down here i remember once it's like week three and he goes you know i got um i want to talk to you about comedy writing at some point and i was like oh yeah about what comedy comedy writing i was like great and so i was like hey you got time and he's like no not today it'll be like down the line me and you're gonna sit down i want to talk to you about comedy writing so it's my it was like week i don't know 17 yeah and he goes jay what are you doing he goes when are we gonna have that talk about comedy and i was like i'm ready and he goes come on in i go in his office and he goes you know what the three funniest words in comedy are i go no he goes full-blown aids full-blown aids and i go yeah he goes yeah all right thanks for coming by.

39:11And that was it. He set me up for four months. Set you up. Four months. And then he says - When are we going to have that talk? Full blown. We saw Downey this week. Really? And I haven't seen him forever. I had dinner with him last night. Yeah. He talked about the Indian-British War in 1740 for like an hour. Unbelievable. I love that stuff. This just in - Oh yeah. It's so fun to listen to him talk about American history. He'll go into a college library for hours in Yale or something. He's just - I love when he'd turn up on sketches or like, when Smigel would turn up on a sketch, I always feel like, ooh, somebody from the other side cracked through.

39:46Cracked through. It's hard to be a feature player. I think Odenkirk and Conan were feature players and they never got a fair shake to be in, especially when I was there. The only time I saw Conan on camera was that Get Handsome sketch when Mike Myers was doing it. Oh, right. Get Handsome. Handsome club or whatever. One of the guys in the audience like, I got handsome. Oh, yeah. That was probably for a Alec Baldwin type host too. How about the amount of rewrites when they're not needed? Like Mike Myers would just hand him these perfect sketches and you'd just sit in a room for eight hours and guys would just dissect his sketch.

40:17He's like, bro, it's just Mike. I know. Why are we doing it? It's perfect. If people at home don't know, the rewrite table, would it start at one on Thursday after read-through? Read-through is Wednesday. I mean, ideally. It starts around one, roughly, and it goes until about 4 a.m. So you're there. That's a long haul. And every sketch gets about two hours or something. It just gets monotonous. What was the name of the restaurant you mentioned? Wally and Joseph. I remember. I went there. I felt like a big shot when you're like, come on, we're going on. Oh, yeah. It's fun. Wally and Joseph's. And I, but I always felt, because you came in with like Timmy and like you said, like Adam and Rob.

40:52And so you guys were kind of a group. And then when I came in, anytime I was with you guys, I felt like a freshman hanging out with seniors. It's like you're in the conversation, but you're not real. But you weren't part of like the next group. You're sort of a tweener kind of, right? Yeah. Yeah, it was me, Sarah, Norm, and all the Harvard guys, like Steve Luckner, Lou Morton, Dave Mandel, and then Dave Attell also. There's so many Ivy League writers on SNL. I know. I know. Where'd you go to college? You know, no one's ever asked me that in my life. Really? Ever. That's the first. I used to do a joke about it.

41:29Nobody's ever asked me, where'd you go to college? It's just implied. Only considering the Harvard guys. This is New Jersey public school. San Francisco State, baby. 95 bucks a semester. Yeah? Oh, it's just a joke school. It's not Harvard, is it? No, I was a straight D student. Because there's no curriculum for stand-up comedy. Right. And so it's just like, what is this? We're adding letters. Like, what the fuck are we talking about? Yeah, we're just - Then you go, but like - So you just got in the clubs right out of high school then. Yeah, I started at 16, same as you. 16? I didn't start at 16.

41:58What did I say? You didn't let me finish. You said 20. He said 60. He said 20. Yeah, you didn't let me finish. I have another question for you. Ready? By the way, when you look up research on you, it says what Jay's favorite songs are. Really? Why? I think that was a Don Imus question. You got to give him your top five songs. All right, here, because it's out in the ether. What's the difference between whether you could talk about your first marriage versus your recent marriage? I mean, being a mature adult. Is it easier to be married later in life? Being a mature adult getting married as opposed to being young.

42:32Lauren said something wise every man should have three marriages minimum one in his 20s and 30s one in his 40s and the third in his 50s when he knows what he really wants and that's exactly how it went with me you had three did you have three? okay and Jeannie's the first I'm not even gonna say marriage because I don't want to put anybody on blast but like the first woman I've ever been with that just wasn't like depressed so it's like interesting like with her career and like her own like oh i'm gonna go look at i'm gonna go what'd you say i said there's some blast no no but i get it but you're younger i think you're on that the one i knew was an actress seemed like a great girl and that i think everyone just changes in life so you change maybe she changes maybe it's a great run and then it it just turns into something else where it doesn't work out i was the first one i just was never like in love yeah just sort of that's how it goes that's the progression of a relationship somebody you know when you're dating somebody and you're young and they go why don't we go steady and you're like you know because I'm from the 50s when are you going to wear my sweater my pin when are you going to do this when are we going to live together and you're like alright we'll live together I'm trying to call it alright we'll live together let's not you know cohabitate too long I digress and that is like that is a great calling we have to call these out he just did a brilliant call when are we going to get engaged when are you going to get married and the proposal was like, there's your ring.

44:00Are you happy? Like, that's actually how it went. Yeah. So that's not a good old man. So that, how long did that last? Six years. But I was on the show and she was in LA. So I was... Let me insert this. Did you ever hear Lauren say this? There's something about a man in his 40s and a woman in her 20s. They're both at the peak of their power. Did he say that? It's almost Dr. Evil. That was almost Jimmy Stewart. Yeah, they're both at the peak of their power. And the other quote, Have you heard this one? I said it on the podcast. Lauren, again, marriage is a prison that everyone's trying to escape into.

44:33You know who said that? Kris Jenner. Anyway. So the second marriage. How do you know what you said? Because I'm embarrassed. I was all fired up. I had Colin. Well, I wanted to call out that you're just. Jay is throwing in these subtle impressions. So give us a little. Wait, let me. I'll give you a second. What was the quote, though? Oh, yeah. Marriage. Marriage is a prison that everyone's trying to escape into. Well, I don't feel that way this time because I'm—you got to understand. Okay. All right. Let's break it down. As of today, I've been sober two years and six months. Oh, that's it. So I met Jeannie after my divorce where that—a divorce is the biggest hole in your soul because you get married because you're certain it's an impossibility that you're going to get divorced.

45:23That's why you get married. Like, oh, this is it. This is great. And then when that starts, when the panels kind of start coming off the space shuttle, it gets, you get nuts. Christy McAuliffe said the same thing. It feels to me like a marriage, the one thing a marriage can't survive is contempt. Yeah. Either from either side. Well, if you were not, if you were drinking or whatever. Well, what was your drug of choice? This time it was Adderall. Adderall? I went down. Oh, it helped me focus on getting - I think more people do that at all. So then you started taking it just to feel okay? After the divorce, it was like, well, shit.

46:02Like I want to, I just wanted to like feel something. I've always been a drug addict and an alcoholic. It wasn't like this one event made me this thing. Like I was an alcoholic and drug addict when I was born. And long before I ever picked up a drink, I've always needed more than anybody else in every capacity. And yeah, it's just a genetic brain chemistry. Everybody else has this like plan for living that I'm not aware of. and I always felt like on the outside looking in. Like if you and I were kids and I was at your house and we were on your couch watching TV, I would spend that entire time trying to convince you that we were having a good time on your couch watching TV.

46:35Like I was just needy. Desperation's got a very distinct scent and I stunk. Well, yeah, that's... And we all are having a fist fight in our head, either a lot or a little. Yeah. So I quit drinking 1998 and then I used drugs alcoholically. I'm a big pill guy. I love pills. So it was like Viking and Norco. And then when I stopped that a couple of times and then Adderall is the one that brought down the beast. And so that the divorce didn't make me use. I chose to go back to using drugs. Like I felt like I was, I like having a secret, like I'm getting away with something. So this is right when the pandemic was starting kind of?

47:11In the middle of the pandemic was fantastic. I was just snorting Adderall and I was paddleboarding and fishing for my paddleboard. I was just insane. I lived in Malibu on the water and I would just snort rails of Adderall. Did it make you lose a tremendous amount of weight? Oh yeah, I went into treatment at like 160. I just, I'll show you my before. You know, Adderall's big. I was having lunch with people about, only like a year ago and the guy goes, I wish I had my Adderall with me, I don't have one. And the waitress came out and he goes, do you have an Adderall? And she goes, yeah. Yeah. And I was like, does everyone have Adderall?

47:40He's like, yeah. I know people just take a decent amount and then write or do a project. Yeah. But then add addictions a whole nother. Well, it's hard to keep it in check, I'm sure. So I met Jeannie at the very beginning where it was like, it's fun, fun with problems, then it's problems. So she met me at the fun, and then it was fun with problems. I had a radio show and I interviewed her over the phone, and I imagined that there was like a vibe there over the phone. I'm like, all right, joining us now is Jeannie Buss on the hotline. And then I went to the Twitter DM. I asked her to do my podcast, and then I had left my house.

48:17I was staying at the Beverly Hills Hotel and when I went to the elevators to go get her when she walked out of the elevator it was just I was done like it was slow motion it was actually for me it was love at first sight so you talked to her on the phone or over in the radio and then you see her in person so the vibe is so strong just instant I mean I think it was one sided like you know she was I don't think she had love at first sight but I like I remember it was slow motion I remember like there was a green elevator door and that palm tree carpet I was like whoa and I just wanted to be with her all the time and then she's a happy person is kind of what you alluded to like that's that's very well I'm a happy person too like that's but you were coming right off the addiction at that yeah and it was like this person like I don't know it was just like it was a puzzle piece that had been missing from my big jigsaw puzzle my whole life I felt and um then my drug addiction got really bad and she was at my intervention which was at my an intervention being the worst surprise party you'll ever go to you like everybody you love is there and you're like hey oh no and then i thought she did the intervention so you know when you're angry pack you either never take your eyes off you either don't look at them at all yeah or you never take your eyes off them angry packing yeah so i was I was just angry packing for rehab and I never took my eyes off a genie.

49:42And then I got to rehab and all I had was socks. You did so badly. Yeah. And then, you know, so she stuck with me. She stuck with you. That's a big deal. Like I was a mess. Like I was a mess. If the world was fair, like we definitely wouldn't be together. I would have lost that prize. And we got married last week. It's eight days today. Any SNL people? No. they're gross there's only 20 people yeah I guess the odds aren't in our favor David I need you to pick the energy up a little bit this is how most high energy has ever been NPR we're no you're talking about something nice I'm trying to shut the fuck up for a second it's hard it's very hard every morning I go through my chicken breakfast sandwich checklist my breakfast sandwich has to deliver great value deliciousness and lots of variety McDonald's checks all my boxes like that savory McChicken Biscuit for just$2.49?

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51:43So now this marriage is like none other. Nothing against the first two wives. No, I think it's also like you know it's your last. Yeah. It's like I'm 53. Mm-hmm. And it's when you've been so humbled and demoralized and you've come completely undone and then you've brick by brick and stone by stone built yourself back up into a human being that you've been meant to be the whole time. And that person's waiting for you at the end of that journey. I mean, that's who else would you want to spend the rest of the life? What's your coping mechanisms when you feel bad? If it's not Adderall or whatever.

52:27I'm a weird guy. Like I don't really feel bad. Do you meditate? Do you take a hike? Yeah, every day. I don't really feel bad though. I'm one of those weird, I'm wired weird. Like I'm - For an addict, usually it's some anxiety. Or a comic even. Like I just wake up kind of fired up. I always know. You need to be up peace. Yeah, I'm a happy dude. Yeah. Like I've always been that way. I don't know. It's just sometimes it's just the way your hard drive is installed. I think so. It feels like it's a thermostat that you get at birth. Yeah. Because even if I was on the cover of Rolling Stone or something, I felt I was always in this certain range on a one to ten, maybe six or a seven.

52:57Not happy to go lucky, but it stayed kind of consistent. Yeah. And in addiction, it goes the other way, whereas it just becomes this mania. Like, you know, also when I was in my addiction, I was diagnosed manic depressive. I was diagnosed bipolar. and then I work a program and I go through 12 steps for a program that might be anonymous. And then that became, now I have like this monotheism for all of my problems. Like every single problem in my life, it can be remedied by the program. So is there not, no one suggesting medication or anything for bipolar? No, I actually got off, that was the end of the story that I forgot to put in.

53:40is at about a year and a half sober, I got off all my medication. And it was just, it was a direct result of my drug addiction. It's like the old equalizers on a car stereo where you get them just right. And when you snort Adderall, you just blast them all up to 10 across treble, bass, fader, this. And then when you come off them, boom, they come crashing back down. And then you just keep jamming them back and forth, back and forth. And it's just not an accurate, it's just not an accurate gauge of how you're actually feeling because you're either in mania or you're just completely panicked because you're going to run out of drugs.

54:14Damn. So Saturday Night Live is an emotionally violent place for anyone with mental health stuff. Yeah, but I was, I'm, one of the best things I learned in recovery was that I'm, I am the reason for all of my suffering, which thrilled me because if I'm the reason for my suffering, then I always have a solution. I can change how I'm looking at something or I can go be of service and help somebody else and then just because if i'm pissed off it's it's really just a perverse selfishness because if i'm pissed off i'm only thinking about me so as an alcohol an active alcoholic on saturday night live it's you know woe is me poor me poor me poor me a drink so it's like i didn't get my i didn't get my sketch on like oh this fucking blues bull yeah and that's if i if i could do it again if i to be i guess it's like the classic snl lament oh if i I could be 53 in that 23-year-old body and just be like, okay.

55:13I can do it. I get to watch Nirvana rehearse. I know. You didn't even think of how great we had to see Nirvana in the cafeteria eating. I never felt like they owed me anything. Or even in stand-up. I remember I would talk to young comedians. They'd get all into the drama. Yeah, I was friends with that. Kristen LaSalle. Into the drama of stand-up. I'm getting fucked, man. I should be middling by now. And they put that guy getting all wound up in that. I think guys like you and me had a lot of success quickly. Like it was sort of, yeah. Don't you think so? Like you're, I'm like. I had a lot of stage fright.

55:48Well, there were no comedy clubs when I started. Literally. I opened for bands. That's really the key to enjoying the benefits of the program. Yeah. That'll set you back. Yeah. Just opening for bands and getting annihilated stuff. Normal stuff. But once I got into a club, a real club, not a honky tonk bar, like the other cafe and the hate, I started to progress just because of the environment. Yeah, well, your talent though, you can't deny it. I think it's, would you say that you rose quickly once you got into the right environment of clubs? I would say that as quickly as I can that I never was able to wrap my mind around like I'm one of those guys.

56:28Like I'm going to be on TV like Jerry Lewis or Jackie Gleason or something. and so I was I did a lot of shitty television yeah because I had no they offered me Blue Thunder and I was in a helicopter James Ferentino who was coked out and drinking straight vodka by the way and what else do you do in a helicopter yeah I know so it it in retrospect it seems like I played Morongo Casino and they Morongo the Morongo they sent the helicopter for me fuck yeah and my pilot was Lorenzo Lamas shut the fudge up the actor yeah Yeah. At Van Nuys Airport, they're like, this is your pilot. We call him Lorenzo Lamas.

57:07And I was like, ah, yeah, he looks like him. And then we're like somewhere over like Ontario. And I look at him, it says Lamas on his headset. To make, to grind it into you? Yeah. And I was like. To make sure you ask him. Yeah. Only on my side. I was only on my side. He has to switch it. And I wanted to ask him like, are you Lorenzo Lamas? But I didn't want to be that obvious. So I was like, hmm. So it was like, how much money are you on? Do you think you've left on the table doing this? That was pretty smooth to ask him that, right? Is that what you said? Instead of saying like, are you? And he goes, oh, 95 % of it.

57:41I'm like, okay, that's Lorenzo Llamas. Yeah. So he's a helicopter pilot that takes people to the hotel. He just digs it. And then he stayed. I said, come to the show. And he's like, I'm not supposed to. I'm like, come on. So he stayed for the show. And then we flew home. And somewhere over like the desert, he goes, Do you mind if we stop for gas? In the helicopter? Who says no to that? In the helicopter. I prefer, let's just ride it out. We got this. Give me an L.A.X. What do you want, E? Before Jay goes, I have to tell him one more thing. Was I, I auditioned for Jerry Maguire. You did? Yeah. For your part.

58:19Really? Yeah, Bob Sugar. Interesting. So who got it? Anyway. You know who had it when we were auditioning? Is that Cameron Crowe? Yes. Yeah. There was already an offer to Owen Wilson because they had done, Jim Brooks and Owen Wilson had already done Bottle Rocket together. Hey. So by the time that, I don't know about you, but hey, Owen. Hey, how's the thing we should do this part? When I do Owen Wilson, it sounds like Jennifer Coolidge. I try to do it, but my mouth gets too tight and I say we take it up. I do him telling a toddler he can't have any more candy. Please, let me. I don't think you should have any more candy.

59:01I'm just doing Melissa. I love that guy. I do. He's the greatest. When I saw Haunted Mansion, I'm like, oh, he was on the screen. I'm like. Owen Wilson. I love this guy. Woody Harrelson, Matthew McConaughey. Yeah. Three Texas eccentrics. Put them in some movie Hollywood. I love those guys. Here's my Colin Quinn when I said his friend just moved in with his girlfriend. I go, did he like moving in with his girlfriend? He goes, what do you think? What do you think? Anyway. Before we leave, this is a quick podcast. I've got to tell you two spade stories that are fantastic. Oh, I love it. I went back to see the show, and I was filming Picture Perfect with Jennifer Aniston.

59:41And I see Davey in the hallway, and he goes, how do you like working with Jenny? And I go, I'm such a dick. I go, I don't know. She smokes cigarettes. And he goes, let her down easy. Is that the most Davey joke ever? Yeah, definitely. That is exactly how it went. Letter to an easy. And they did that David thing when he goes. And then we were at a strip club. And the dancer, I'm being generous, the dancer, the artist. The artist, yeah. You know like when male bodybuilders, they can flex their pecs? Arnold used to do that. So this girl would do it. And so she's dancing for David and she's going like doing the bodybuilder boob flex.

1:00:23And it's like two songs go by and she circles back around and she does it again. And David goes, seen it.

1:00:35She just got humiliated. You were like, seen it. Seen it. That's very David. Yeah. God, it reminds me. We got a picture with, oh, who cares? Okay. Thank you, Jay. You have the best fucking stories. This is great. I know. Thank you for coming on, buddy. This is amazing. This is great. It's easy, right? You could do it on Zoom. I'm like, oh, I want to hang out. No, it's fun to come in here. We like when people come in. We do a lot of Zooms, trust me. A lot of Zooms. A lot of Zooms, but we... Carsonio. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I understand that a crib is your house and your bed. I can't remember. Just long fingers.

1:01:20Gotta love. A fucking wig.

1:01:26yeah i'll show you something when we're done here oh yeah because it's it's it's farley and and hartman on on the carson episode was it or they dom de louise and uh dom de louise where they flip out did you ever see that yes yo you see it fucking funny do you remember when far on the scared straight motivational speaker we we made an arrangement like when farley falls through the wall of the prison, we were all going to run out. Then we all run out and escape. Oh, like escape? We're all going to fall on top of Chris. As a joke. So he can't come back in and say, live from New York. Oh, that's funny.

1:02:00So Chris goes through the wall. Me, you, Sandler, Schneider, and Timmy fall on top of Chris. And he just lifts us up like leave bags. Like he didn't. He just peels us off. Not even a joke. Not even one second was wasted. Just live from New York. And he had the line where him and Martin Lawrence are selling us back and forth for cigarettes because that's the prison thing. And Farley was supposed to go, sold, seven bitches to the homie in the cornrows. And instead, so you're the camera. He goes, sold, seven bitches to the cornie in the homie rows. Oops. He just looks down the barrel. Looks in the camera.

1:02:43Oops. Oh, I love you, Chris. All right. All right. Thanks, boys.

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