Summer Cuts & Slop

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22:54Dana Carvey:I want to do something right now. Cause I just thought it'd be fun to do it as more of a reacquement. This is Scooby-Doo, Scooby-Doo news. And I'll start and David's going to play Scooby-Doo and I'll play. What's this guy? The guy's name. Shaggy. Shaggy. Well Scoob the Strait of Hormuz is still closed If it doesn't open up soon gas prices are going to stay high And that'll be tough on the midterms for the Republicans

23:22Is guitar mad?

23:26Dana Carvey:You're supposed to say rut row Rut row Scooby's getting smarter he's really thinking things through He's wondering one of the other countries how they feel Heather give us another news story And you're going to do Scooby News? Yeah Any story David's not allowed to turn off the AC In his hotel rooms ever No I couldn't turn off the AC in my hotel Well geez Geez Scoob comedian David Spade isn't allowed To turn the air conditioning off In his hotel rooms Ruh roh There you go I got it I like 76. No, it just. That's your punchline. Oh, it is? Yeah. I will tell you now that we're getting into this, I did not want to get into this.

24:18Dana Carvey:Oh, boy. These are big problems. When I went to bed, have you ever had a light you couldn't turn off when you're on the road and you can't figure it out? So you go to sleep with a light on in your room. Yes. Or curtains you can't close. Right. Sure. Sure. So I had all those things. Plus, I usually get it wired by the second night, but I'm usually gone by the second night. So my AC, for some reason, I can't find the off switch. And Nikki has the same kind of room like Nikki. Nikki, help me. She said, mine has an off switch. I was like, it doesn't have an off switch. Right. Or I can't find it. Well, where did she tell you where to look for it?

24:58No, I was too embarrassed to go out back for a second. And she's like, she probably got off the phone and goes, this moron doesn't know how to find off on the, you know, AC. So I left it at that. She looks up to me like I'm some tough guy, you know, so I got to keep that rep.

25:16Dana Carvey:I know, I know. Everyone does. Yeah, it's just part of your brand. So I called down, the maintenance guy comes up. And he goes, oh yeah, we can turn this off. We do it from an iPad. Why is that peculiar to me? Hmm. yeah i'm living in nazi germany that's the problem those big fancy suites yeah because you can't just open the curtain there's all kinds of code and everything yeah so it's like opening a safe anyway god forbid i even remember to bring my key to my goddamn room it's a 22 000 step trek to the front desk if you've done a two mile trek and you get your key you're done to the gig you're exhausted and yeah yeah it doesn't go and you got to go down nor you do you find a phone in the hallway excuse me excuse me that's just room seven have you tried we'll have security up there tried opening the door they never believe you you try turning the knob uh we'll have security up there in 44 minutes i'm always like laying on the carpet when they come in.

26:23Dana Carvey:And that's been Road Stories. I'm trying to brand our segments, but I want to bring up the subject because it's been I think you might have a hot take on it. The increasing use in the media of the word slop. Slop has always been around, but if you notice in the last 10 weeks, it's just that slop, this is slop. um what do you think slop means uh you know this is a good question and i wasn't ready for it but i have to say i have caught myself seeing that word and going i didn't think it was catching on but i think it is oh i see it if you use the sentence to tell the viewers like a weird that's when i go is this something people are saying now if you see some kind of live streaming show or something oh that's just slop you know that's just slop yeah you see a comedian not put together well yeah just his new materials just slop it's nothing to do with you though just yeah nothing to do with you because everyone at the show this weekend said my act was slop and i thought it was flattering but this this offends me because actually in olden days and cowboy times, you know, you'd have like, they'd put all this, whatever they had left and just serve like beans and rice and corn and a carrot or two.

27:58Dana Carvey:And they would call it slop. Now they're applying it to media. And we loved it. And we loved it in my day. We didn't have flame retardant sleepwear. If you went to bed smoking, you woke up and golfed in flames. Whoop-dee-doo. I'm a burning corpse and I love it. We didn't have flaming hot Cheetos. We swallowed red ants. Just so people know, this is the grumpy old man, an old guy who just loves the past. And I'm working on one where he's going to talk about, you know, social media and Bluetooth and stuff. But there was a time when David, this guy, David Spade, wrote for me a little bit. And you wrote a grumpy old man joke that still works Yeah It was something about In my day, we didn't have latex condoms You took a rabbit skin and tied it off with a bungee cord And you used the same one over and over again And we loved it I think that was your joke That's right, bungee cord is a funny term Bungee cord and a rabbit skin over a bunch of raven pilt yeah well I like Flamin' Hot Cheetos we had we chewed up fire ants and we loved it then we were helicoptered out that was the turn that was Bob Odekirk's turn with that because we were all sitting around riffing it you know coming up with it and the turn was that the guy talks about how bad it was but they loved it yeah that's where it was And we loved it Yeah the turn is that we love it We don't complain We're complaining but then we say no But you know I'm going to do stuff like You're going to go we didn't have AI We didn't have cell phones Look at me I've got friends I had one friend I wrote him a letter once a year And I never met him He lived three miles away But that's the way it was We liked it You liked it or we loved it?

30:15Dana Carvey:I could go either way You know you should like, like, like it on your closer We loved it Yeah, and it's all about the show We didn't have comedians on stage Struggling to land a joke Before they get off We petered out to silence And random boos And that was the way it was And we liked it Wait, we loved it Yeah, we didn't have comedians We had one random guy would light himself on fire. We laughed and laughed. Yeah. We didn't have a comedian in town. We had a guy we called Smartass. His name was Smarty Ass. And he was the funniest guy around.

31:00Dana Carvey:We're done with that one. No, I just run out of jokes. Yeah, I know. Should we go to stories? Let's go to stories. Think I have it in you? We got a big day ahead of us. Oh, by the way, would you on the beach, would you rather have David Spade shows his jaw dropping physique or David Spade flaunts his incredible abs? If you were at the beach and got a got on Daily Mail. Oh, that's better than to display. I'm taking it seriously. I don't want any picture of my shirt. I'll never take my shirt off at the beach again. did you ever notice how guys who lived in the gym no matter what their shirts coming off hey look the cloud went away look it came back comes off anyway no they touched the sand

31:54Dana Carvey:yeah we'll never know what's beneath that i don't know i'm too scared i've gotten bad pictures on the beach i don't like it uh okay here we go sam elliot one of your favorites sam elliot love him did something i didn't know he did okay i'll know you were smoky the bear well apparently you do only you can prevent wildfires you know what was interesting is i've been doing that voice for a long time not only commercials that they're doing now now he's very talkative he's yeah Smokey talks too much. I'm just amazed by his voice. I was born on the same day and year that that campaign began. Wow. On the exact same day?

32:41Dana Carvey:On the exact same day. When was that? August 1944. Alien intervention. Wow. Unbelievable. 1944? 44. So he's 28 years old. Okay. um i like you know what he used to say only you can prevent forest fires right now it's wildfire all wildfires and now it's like only you can prevent climate change oh yeah what about this one ace is a place with the helpful hardware man That's a non sequitur We're moving on from Smokey the Bear To a hardware store Ace is a place with the helpful hardware Folks Ace is a place With the careful hard-on man Ace is a place where The helpful hardware people that are employees But we don't want to offend you I gave you a sex joke and you didn't even go for it I know I don't like wiener jokes anymore And I don't like when you do them all the time Okay let me make a note because I won't remember.

33:50No, I switched it around on you. No, I do a lot of wiener jokes. I almost said that the mini bars have like blue chew Viagra and boner pills. They have a lot of stuff in there that you...

34:04Dana Carvey:Oh, they have an intimacy kid, some of these hotels, a little box with just intimacy toys. I know, intimacy is... I've never opened it. Can you tell me what's in it? I like when the hooker says, is there anything for intimacy? when we make love in a minute? Is there anything in here for not gagging when we make love? Is there any intimacy gags and whips? Yeah, they have a whip, but it's only this long, so it doesn't really do much. Can you grab me one of those intimacy butt plugs? Okay, that's far. Too far, too far. Oh, wiener and butt plugs. We have now ding, ding, ding, ding. You started it, and then I went back.

34:43I said, oh, open season.

34:44Dana Carvey:I just won$300 ,000 on Polymar. I bet that you would say Wiener. Why don't we get sponsored by them? We can think of the dumbest bets. That you would say Wiener or Buttplugs during this exact episode within three seconds of each other. So for that, I say thank you. I say thank you. Or as Garth would say, thank you. My name's Garth. My name's Garth. Do you still have, where's the Garth wig? I was just saying that. Where's the Garth wig? I have a Joe Dirt wig. You know what? The original original, I don't know where it is. You know, funnily enough, Garth would never get a summer cut, by the way.

35:31Dana Carvey:No, Garth is like Batman or Superman. He's got a uniform. It's the flannel, the t-shirt, that hair and those glasses. Look at his face. I know. Look how bufanti that is. I know, bufanteism, I like it That's a terrible bufante Heather, what would you like Garth to say to you? You're just looking good, Heather Hey, Heather Hope you don't mind me saying this But you're looking good Sexual harassment Swing, swing, swing Swing is harassment for sure Swing Okay All the life Yeah, this podcast is so funny I love it, I love it That's a new one I like that he's mid-laugh in that photo Yeah, it's very happy Hey David Spade, now this is you again How many push-ups can you do?

36:23Dana Carvey:That guy did a hundred because he's a baby man Yeah, and back when I was in my prime I did six million push-ups And my pectorals would be like garbage can size You should see my rhomboids Now all I do is wear a tuxedo Every day I put on my tuxedo That's the word, David Speed. In case you guys need me for the podcast. David Speed, I could very easily take your little chicken arms and make a little chicken stew out of them. Chicken stew? That doesn't even make sense. I like it. You too? Yeah, I do like that. All right. All right. We're talking about one. All right, next story. Next one. Then I'll come back with a puppet.

37:11Dana Carvey:Oh, hang on. Good girl, Kiki Oh, cute Oh, it's a dog and a little A little lamb's in a little cart Mary had a little lamb and he had a Oh, and he can steer Is Kiki doing it? Is he steering the cart? Fucking Kiki, yeah Jeez, it's Good girl Let's see if she can parallel park

37:38Dana Carvey:Solid height man, too I think it's a lamb on a platform Turn it Oh Kiki I'm jealous with all that land Then you would be jealous of me I am jealous Whoops Turn Kiki you're gonna kill a rabbit What if she flipped and exploded Kiki get away from the gas truck Kiki Kiki fly like you did yesterday When I dropped acid Kiki please fly What was I going to say Something about the new house That's when people have a lot of spare time What do you think we should do today I don't know Put some wheels under there A little electric thing we control it with Just have her go around the whole property Is Kiki can't walk Is that the problem Or Kiki's just having some fun What do we think Kiki legs don't work probably no I think Kiki was just napping up there and they could move it around I don't think Kiki was steering it I don't think Kiki knows what was going on Kiki don't lose that number alright let's try another one we did good Kiki was interesting I don't believe that that goat anything's going on tell me if you would do this hold on let's see is that what you like stuff about a goat on a cart.

39:07Dana Carvey:I like different things. Go ahead. Okay, sorry. This is Bungie. Would you do this, Heather? Keep your legs nice and relaxed. All right, you ready? Three, two, one. Would you trust it, though? Well, wait a minute. It's supposed to go down and then come back. No, there's no bungee. Oh, there's no bungee? Let me see it again. I'm hoping they hit that fucking mini tramp. Not a chance. It's all dingy and worn. A little bit of wind. Because everyone's got diarrhea when they hit. All right. You ready? Three, two, one.

40:03Heather takes her yes back. Now it's a no.

40:09She's done. Have you ever jumped out of plane, Dana, or no?

40:12Dana Carvey:Jumped out of plane? No. Are you scared? I'm nervous in the plane. Why would I add to it? Jump out of the plane. Yeah, you're right. Would you go on that ride at Six Flags where they bring you up and then you just free drop? No. no i went there with harper once and she's like let's go in the car crash it's like you you go 90 miles an hour and hit like a telephone pole like what people are calling lawyers you're like on this pick you up off the wheel that's what i want to do i went to a go-kart place in montana and it's kind of these rednecks okay here's you gotta get in your go-kart and then they joined us in the go-kart me and my friends so suddenly they're challenging us They were just running the cash register.

41:00Dana Carvey:Suddenly they're racing us. So I got real competitive. I had a friend next to me, so it was a two thing. And I went around, I swooped him, and I go, the hunter becomes the hunted. Now the teachers become the pupil. Whoops. The students become the principal, and then maybe we'll become the county controller. Now the city comptroller becomes the - Comptroller. I couldn't think of another stupid one. I know. By the way, the city of Newport might blow up. No, city of... What is it this time? Orange County. There's a, not a reactor, but there's something that was so full this weekend and hot. They said, we're just going to casually evacuate 40 ,000 people.

41:50And that's probably, here's the trick though. It's 10 miles away. Well from LA it's probably 30-40 miles right They said in a 10 mile radius You have to get out You know what they didn't clear out Disneyland

42:10Dana Carvey:What So 40 ,000 citizens Taxpayers Has to be shepherded out In shitty buses We don't give a fuck Just leave But if you're in a teacup and there's a wall of toxic mud coming at you, you just spin around. It smells funny. I know when it happened though, because, and I'm not making this up, but they changed the theme song to that little cave ride. They go, it's a stinky world after all. It's a chemical world that you're breathing. I didn't get the rhythm. I can't think about it. It's a poison world in this radius. It's a poisonous world after all. Please exit to the right and get out of here. Please lay them on the floor and don't wake up.

43:01Dana Carvey:Yeah. The sewage hut will be waiting for you. And after that, the plastic punishment room. That's good. It's something chemical. And they said there's three of these. Did you hear about this or not? There's three. No, I did. But not in detail. The biggest one that was going to blow up. they sent a fireman in over the weekend or a couple and they found that the thermometer i'm hearing only goes to 100 if it goes over 100 or how much it goes is bad it stopped but it hit 100 but they don't know much higher so that's it might explode at that point yeah oh and then they found good news danny you wouldn't think it because you're dumb but there's a crack and so they said That's actually letting some of the air out of the balloon.

43:48Dana Carvey:Okay. Now, poison air, but it's also saving it from going, fly back. So they said it might still break and spill over the parking lot and be chemical poison, but they're trying to tone it down. These are the things you just never think about. And then you're like, why isn't? Well, did you kind of work at a chemical plant or something? You seem to have comprehensive knowledge about this. I've seen Silkwood. Yeah. You've seen Silkwood and you've met Cher. I've seen Silkwood and I've taken a naked shower and scrubbed myself with a steel wool brush like Meryl Streep. Oh, yeah. Remember that scene?

44:30Oh, yeah. And then like this, and I... Because she got nuclear.

44:34Dana Carvey:Waste. Or as Trump would call it, dust. We got to get the dust. We need the dust. It's going to blow up. The straight whore moves The straight whore moves He didn't go to that wedding this weekend Did he have more Better things to do than go to the wedding? I mean I think optically You can't go to a wedding Right? I don't think so Looks bad And they moved the wedding from the White House To somewhere else But Oh that was his son Getting married Right and um baron didn't didn't go to the wedding everyone else did was he too tall yeah i do there's some i don't know and i don't know if it's true but i love to gossip no one gives a gut oh no this i'm still a billy bob for where what are you doing you've lost no one yeah no one gives a god no one gives a fuck about sewage god damn it lady you can either suck my dick or step on my dick but make up your fucking mind is that what he says in land man land man he says some stuff like no but yeah i love it when sewage you know belongs in a container when it gets out like you know i get nauseous you know because no you're a wonderful chemical alchemy my poisoning is not my favorite activity i'd rather be dryly humping in the next room you know i like the sewage belongs in a container.

46:06Dana Carvey:Yeah, okay. That's very true. Next one, next one. Sewage on the loose is not a good thing. Sewage talk.

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48:37All right. Oh, an older rhino. Oh, wandered into a town. I like rhinos.

48:45Dana Carvey:An older rhino who loves to wander into town. In my day, we didn't have food trucks. We didn't have wandering 5 ,000 pound beast. They decided. I'd probably stay out of his way Let him roam Oh he picked up the pace Yeah Oh there's another rhino Oh they're mating That's flirtation That's how I flirt Yeah That's you and Nicky Glazer Finding who's gonna go on first Yeah exactly I'm going for you clothes Someone just go on Enough

49:35Dana Carvey:They're just plain daddy Oh the dog is going crazy I'm used to rhinos just spinning their tail Up We got a squirter Woo I hope they're making This is about a woman They're fighting to see who gets to mate with the females. It's always about a woman. I thought it was just about a rhino roaming around at first. I would have just said, I don't think it'd bother me. I don't mind the love games you're playing, but maybe you could quiet it down just a wee tab because my hearing aids just exploded.

50:14Dana Carvey:Why is that so funny? I love it. Oh, some about Woody Allen. You know, I do like the way the dirt kind of builds up in the cracks in your skin. I guess it's because he was one of, I guess, the first to kind of claim that sort of complaining the way he would leap at it. Like, no, I know you're great. But, you know, I'm allergic to pablum. I just my my analyst doesn't think I should have a bowl of pablum in the morning. But please, let's not let's not drive straight into the oncoming traffic. price six you got you got 300 cardboard cutouts in that closet of yours i go up dennis sees a show he goes what the fuck happened to these two yeah it's just uh i guess they used to call it jumping the shark but it's a little past that i think it's arm wrestling a blue whale i think we're getting to that level even the shark took off not for me all right another story and then we'll get out of here yeah let's get i got we always have to get out of here yeah let's make it nice and sweet for the people okay this is i don't know what

51:27Dana Carvey:that's when people fall so he's playing that and on a ski lift he just waits till people fall so people fall and he plays that that's kind of funny that's you know it's kind of like what are you gonna do today you know i don't know well maybe i'll do that did you bring your trombone yes yeah can you do the negative like someone just fucked up or fell down you mean here's dana this is easier to just carry on the lift this is dave this is my audio representation of your set at caesar's ladies and gentlemen david spade

52:07then you hear my theme song come out what is what song do you come out to

52:12Dana Carvey:I do different ones For a while I got on Suspicious Minds I don't know why Because it makes me laugh Where was the big screw up where we had Suspicious Minds and it wasn't coming out For Dana or something Oh is that the live podcast They brought it out for Chris Rock Instead I think Right I just came out We were already out there It was some yeah They're trying to do the right thing but We have Hell, here's a song. They'll get mad if they don't play it when they come out. We'll just pick some dopey song. I have in Vegas live. My home in Norvo. We did it out. One of all set on nine. It's Elvis singing, Promised Land.

52:52Dana Carvey:Oh, really? Elvis, too? We're both doing Elvis. There, there, there. Well, sometimes if the music is too cool, like I would do Inter Sandman by Metallica. Dun, dun, dun. And it was so intense. And then it would cut off and be like, I felt like I was a squeaky little freak up there. Hey, everybody. And then the second before, you just want that to keep going. It's like, and tonight. And then you go, hello, I'm Dana. Yeah, it was a great heavy metal band, you know, decibels of 12. And now I'll do my soft shenanigans for an hour and a half to silence. Left my hearing in the room. No, it's a perfectly good song.

53:32Dana Carvey:It's just that, you know, I'd like something I can follow. But yeah, you don't want to be too much. Louis C.K. just walks out, I think. Does Nikki have a theme? Nikki Glaser? She does, but I can't remember it. She intros me. Oh, she does Good Girl by her. Well, that's her. Wasn't that the name of her special? Yeah, and then she has a song she wrote for. She wrote a song and they put music to it. That's kind of it. She wrote a song, yeah. She's actually a good guitar player musician. Really? I got to write a song. No, just before that, it was really tough. Oh, it's always Taylor Swift. And you know what happened?

54:10One of the nights they mixed up and put Taylor Swift's Good Girl because she loves... Oh, was it Carrie Underwood's? Oh, they put the wrong one because... Oh,

54:22Dana Carvey:I just got it. There's 1 ,238 songs recorded and released with the title Good Girl. Well, Nikki's is great. I'm going to start working out to it. She gives me good intros, though, I have to say. it gives a good intro um well i try to do the whole you know sort of um ufc thing david you know that i try to sabotage you i go this next guy whatever dame i don't know yeah some guys think he's funny just it'll be over 45 i'll be back just be nice you guys be Yeah, he's a beginner. Do you ever find this, like you're in the hotel room, you got the gig that night, you're looking at your notes, and all of a sudden you start going, God, this needs a tag.

55:13Dana Carvey:This needs like this. And you start writing a lot of jokes right before you go on. Scary, but yeah. Yeah. I did something new at Vegas that night because the crowd was so good the first night. When they're good, you can think more. And you go, you know, I bet I could squeak this one in and they wouldn't punish me because they're really on the vibe. And sometimes, like at the comedy store last week, I was going to try three things. And after the first one, I go, nope. They were not buying. I know. It's the energy rides it. I have these two tags or one tag that I like. It's the bit about Tenaltra.

55:50Dana Carvey:Does your tongue seem smaller than it used to be? I do like this bit. Side effects include elongated torso, thick matted stomach hair, and sudden anal closure. And then I wanted to do one. Anal closure. Do your hands, it's diseases that they feel like they're making up. You see the commercial. Do your hands contort spontaneously into offensive positions? You may be suffering from flip-off-ia. Hey, honey, want to go to the beach? Sure.

56:22Dana Carvey:It's like Tourette's. Right, honey. Honey, do you do the raspberry thumb down sign spontaneously in embarrassing moments? Hey, honey, want to go to the beach?

56:38No, you go. It's hard to explain. Honey, guess what? Today is our anniversary.

56:45Dana Carvey:Better. It should be something sentimental. But it's like you're trying to stop. Oh, yeah. It's our anniversary. Oh, that's great, honey. you might be suffering from raspberry thumb down but it's like it's a disease you know i used to do this what was that about you hit the you hit the button want to go to a concert okay but these are things you don't want to happen no i know this is different Okay, one more Then I have to go do nothing I'm going to go hike up a mountain Okay Here we go I'm going to go pause you for it Look at this castle, Heather The sky The 37-year-old man was throwing rocks This 37-year-old man was throwing rocks Now this is in Hawaii Okay, Hawaii He's throwing rocks at us.

57:51Dana Carvey:Who would ever say that? Okay, if a fine won't hurt you, we'll just broadcast your name, phone number, address, and the name of the business you owe. I know, don't do something they doctorate. I can imagine there's been quite the headache for him. I like that guy. But the locals also started a manhunt for him and served him a bit of street justice before his vacation ended. He's now also under a federal and state investigation and is looking at a fine of up to$50 ,000. And he's being hung by his nutsack in Times Square. Well, for throwing a rock at a sea lion, was that what he did? Well, he changed his story a little bit.

58:27He said he was trying to scare it off or something. He thought it was a shark. But anyway, I think the beating was enough. But then they go, we went and beat up his wife and kids also. But in Hawaii, they don't play around with that.

58:42Dana Carvey:We kidnapped him and flew him to Cambodia. And we strung him up under a hula tree where the local natives threw rocks at him for seven hours. We covered his newborn baby with fire ants. He'll learn his lesson. We had that. We called the seal and the seal was waiting for him and hit him with a rock. Sea lion. You know the difference between a sea lion and a shark because those things are, once they get out of the water, they're just like a thousand pounds of rubber. What's the difference between a sea lion and a seal? Go. Five, four, three. Sea lions are larger. And they sometimes they're lying through their teeth.

59:18Oh, they're lying through their teeth. Yeah, sea lion.

59:21Dana Carvey:Hey, best I could do on short notice. Yeah. I don't want to hear in the comments how many times I interrupted Dana. I already know. Is that what they say, that you interrupt Dana Kofi? Is that what the comments say? Well, why do you keep reading the comments if they just make you feel bad? I'm pissed, Morgan. people would say well why don't you stop interrupting him and there won't be comments and i'd be like oh you got me now our chris rock episode did really well that was a really fun one uh chris was great his stuff was good that's that's just fun who's coming up we got neil is coming up we got hannah burner we've got uh who else we've done that we haven't had that's going on yet who i don't know who's i'm kidding i saw an ad a tv ad for pressure with our friend oh brendan that's right yeah i'm gonna go see pressure i think it's gonna do well i want to see it you know what's killing it is obsession would you see obsession this is our last subject would you see obsession give me the byline what is it again it's a horror film a girl and a guy, I didn't see it, but he's in friend jail with this girl and he says, I just wish she would.

1:00:33He gets a wish from like a fortune. I like that. That's a good hook.

1:00:37Dana Carvey:Yeah. She would love me more than anyone. And then she loves him too much. I think the poster, she loves him too much. Well, that's very much a twilight zone. Be careful what you wish for. Irony. Wishing is good. I like that. It's a good hook. Yeah. Should have been called wishing. Should have been called Wishy Washy. Yeah. And she also works at the laundromat. Yeah. Should have been called I Dream of Jeannie Part Two. Yeah. What the fuck? They would have cleaned up. I'm just saying titles mean something. Hollywood. Except, yeah. I Dream of Jeannie. We talked about last week. Dice. Oh. Oh. But Major Healy wanted nothing to do with Jeannie.

1:01:17Major Healy. Like sitting Sweeney in a bottle. And you're like, she's like, hey, want to act out any scenes from you? And he's like, oh, no, Gene, I have so much paperwork to do.

1:01:28Dana Carvey:Yeah, we need a remake of I Dream of Genie starring Sidney Sweeney. That would be good, actually. A hard R. Yeah. You know I'm a huge fan after that movie. What's it called, Heather? Housemaids? Housekeeper? Handmaid's Tale. Handmaid's Tale. It's definitely the something. The housemaid, I think. Because it's a term I don't use every day. The housemaid. The housemaid. Whoops. whoops I guess I predicted it I whoops I think it's past 300 million it's good they have a sequel coming and we were good because we also had Paul Feig the director I would love to have Amanda on but I don't know if she's she hasn't been on right Amanda Pete Amanda Siegfried oh yeah she's crazy brilliant in that yeah she's good in a lot of stuff she's all the way back to Mean Girls she's great let's get her let's get her on we should read the ones we want to get on and then we'll see if they'll come on yeah but we'll do that that'd be awesome and paul feig be fun to have him on this and just talk about the success of that movie for 10 minutes he did he came on talked about oh you know what it wasn't out yeah yeah you're right yeah um okay dana it's been lovely having you.

1:02:42Dana Carvey:Thanks for coming on. Yeah. Hope you'll come on next week if you can. I will. If you're available. This has been the Dana Carvey Podcast with David Spate. And I'll see you next week. See you next week. Signing on the wall.

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