In short
This episode is a comedy/news mix hosted by Dana Carvey and David Spade, with frequent riffs and celebrity stories. Key topics include: Dana’s press trip for Keanu Reeves’ Apple TV+ movie Outcome, including a long Q&A where Dana sat on a barstool due to neck pain; a serious incident when a woman fell and appeared to faint during the event, leading to hospital time, with no clear follow-up. Dana also discusses meeting Keanu Reeves, praising his kindness and noting Keanu’s exhausting day of interviews (Today Show, Colbert, etc.). Another major segment is David Spade on Howard Stern, where Stern asked about Spade golfing with Tiger Woods; Spade jokes Tiger was in pain and references pain management rumors after Woods’ crash. They also debate AI safety after Anthropic’s Claude-related “AI Mythos” was reportedly shut down, and they riff on conspiracies (NASA scientist deaths, UFO footage).
Notable examples
Busboys (April 17), Dana’s “cockroach coat” subway story, and a viral UFO/Area 51-style video.
Guests
none directly interviewed; recurring “guests” are referenced celebrities (Keanu Reeves, Tiger Woods, Cameron Diaz, Jonah Hill, Drew Barrymore, Howard Stern, Joe Biden impression, Hans & Franz).
Written by AI. May contain mistakes. Listen to the episode to check what was said.
Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOChess and Ego
2:24 to 4:42
Dana and David discuss a recent chess game and the ego involved.
“Visit TurboTax.com and hand off your taxes to a TurboTax expert today.”
Dana's Elusiveness
4:42 to 6:41
The hosts reflect on Dana's mysterious presence in the podcast world.
“My strategy is to never go on podcasts and then have people sing my praises on podcasts.”
Chess Memories
6:41 to 7:37
Dana shares a memorable chess match with a comedic twist.
Busboys Movie Discussions
7:37 to 11:04
The hosts discuss the upcoming movie 'Busboys' and its comedic elements.
“is you watch The Hustler with Paul Newman and Tom Cruise.”
AI and Comedy
11:04 to 14:01
A conversation about AI developments and how they relate to comedy.
“Now, in the movie Busboys, David Spade from Tommy Boy, all these great, wonderful hits.”
War Games and Sci-Fi Predictions
14:01 to 17:08
Discussion about the movie War Games and its implications on humanity.
“That's an indication that he won't be back.”
Navigating Hollywood's Ecosystem
20:33 to 21:40
Conversation about the complexities of fame and Hollywood connections.
“if you're associated in those files, you know the files.”
A Q&A with Keanu Reeves
21:41 to 27:39
David shares a humorous experience during a Q&A session for a Keanu Reeves movie.
“Do you think if what if they go through that whole movie and don't mention your name?”
Concerns for a Colleague
27:40 to 28:00
David recounts a concerning incident involving a colleague during an event.
“And did you, how did that relate to your neck?”
Keanu Reeves on Set
28:00 to 31:20
Explore Dana and David's humorous anecdotes about Keanu Reeves during filming.
“By the way, this info gets us nothing anyway.”
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Golfing with Tiger Woods
31:20 to 35:00
David shares his experience golfing with Tiger Woods and the challenges he faced.
“I got, all through high school, I got too many noogies and not enough hand jobs.”
Howard Stern's Interview
35:00 to 37:50
Dana and David discuss their recent interview with Howard Stern, sharing funny moments.
“It comes out in these articles because it's out now.”
Impressions and Comedy Bits
37:50 to 40:10
Dana and David perform humorous impressions and discuss comedic scenarios.
“And by the way, the fact of the matter is, I mean, serious.”
Hans and Franz Comedy Sketch
40:30 to 42:00
A comedic sketch featuring Hansen Franz discussing their moon mission plans.
“try to entertain you oh okay this begins with hansen franz holding a press conference claiming what they're going to do.”
Flying Without Spacesuits: A Comedic Debate
42:00 to 44:40
Dana and David humorously discuss the absurdity of flying around the moon without spacesuits.
“Does anybody have any questions about us flying around the moon with just our muscles, no spacesuits?”
Strange Subway Stories and Underground Theories
46:52 to 55:46
Discussion on New York subway experiences and conspiracy theories about NASA scientists.
“You're a pro at running your life, at committing to your workout, at showing up every day.”
Bungee Jumping and Cultural Observations
55:46 to 56:00
Dana and David explore bungee jumping antics and cultural observations about tribes.
“You see these tribes and they're doing these things.”
Dirt Jumping and Ayahuasca Adventures
56:00 to 57:50
This segment humorously discusses a dirt jumping incident and the effects of ayahuasca.
“This guy had some ayahuasca before he got up there.”
Mickey Rooney's Unforgettable Interviews
57:50 to 1:01:40
Dana and David reminisce about their experiences with Mickey Rooney and analyze his unique approach to acting and interviews.
“Did you have any more direct contact with Rod, like on the comedians?”
Parrots and Submarine Misadventures
1:01:40 to 1:03:50
The hosts discuss a bizarre story about a custom submarine built for a parrot, exploring the absurdity and humor of the situation.
“Also, the parrot just probably thinks he's drowning the whole time.”
Reflections on Podcasting and Fun
1:03:50 to 1:05:20
Dana and David reflect on their podcasting experience, discussing the balance between entertaining themselves and their audience.
“You think the audience finds that entertaining?”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:00Dana Carvey:Dell PCs with Intel inside are built for moments that matter, for the moment you plan and the ones you don't. Built for the busy days that turn into all night study sessions. The moment you're working from a cafe and realize every outlet's taken. The times you're deep in your flow and absolutely the last thing you need is an auto update throwing off your momentum. Yeah, that's why Dell builds tech that adapts to the way you actually work. built with long-lasting batteries so you're not scrambling for the closest outlet and built-in intelligence that makes updates around your schedule not in the middle of it they don't build tech for tech's sake they build it for you find technology built for the way you work at dell.com slash dell pcs built for you the april 15th tax deadline is coming fast but don't worry you can hand off your taxes to a turbo tax expert today seriously dana doing taxes the old way is like being stuck in the writer's room at 4am mentally freaking out overloaded chasing updates rewriting waiting on someone else jim downey it's a disaster yeah is it done because I said, you know, did I miss the deduction for the wig?
1:18Dana Carvey:You know, the wig, David. Exactly. That's the lingering stress of did they miss something? You have zero control. The deadline is breathing down your neck. It's less than ideal, but with Intuit TurboTax, you can hand off your taxes to a dedicated full-service expert. They get it. They understand your specific tax situation and handle everything for you start to finish. Do it online or meet in person at one of their new tech enabled store locations. Have your tax forms imported directly into the app and hand everything off to your TurboTax expert. While they work to get every dollar you deserve, you can go about your normal routine, giving your time back to working on my Mickey Rooney impression.
2:06Dana Carvey:I was the number one star in the world. Or finally watch that trending clip everybody's texting me about. And I'd rather be at the gym doing crunches, you know, whatever. TurboTax gives you your time back so we can just sit here and riff on the absurdity of showbiz, which is all we do. It's a win-win. Don't wait. Visit TurboTax.com and hand off your taxes to a TurboTax expert today. Yo, this is from Dan to me. Just kick Spade's ass at chess. He's got quite the ego about chess, but he didn't know a rook from his ass. I bet sex with my wife. And the wife's like this, huh? Huh? And then he has one of our posters.
2:48Dana Carvey:I bet fly on the wall will be number one in a year. He puts our poster up there? Yeah, he bets us. Oh, my God. This is like Barbie versus open. Why are you going up again? A Lorne documentary versus stupid. You just know. You just went up against Titanic with Lorne. I don't know who is booking this movie. He's like, quietly make busboys disappear. Welcome to the greatest show on earth. What if it was? I know. What if it was, yeah, secretly like talked about centuries from now? It is to some people. Oh, I do have to say I'm going to, oh wait, it's too late. No, it's not. I'm going to Charlotte.
3:37What? These are the last couple gigs for a while. you say that every week and then i know i really do it's such a lie i i go to charlotte nashville and pittsburgh i'm going to be in pittsburgh during the um draft is it the draft i think
3:53Dana Carvey:you'll get drafted what do you what if i get drafted i know you shouldn't even be around there you could be a punter or something you could hold david spade six one 180. they all lie They all lie. They're a bunch of liars. Mother effers. Yeah, maybe I'll bring some players down. Come down to the show, have a couple chuckles. Oh, they love that. They love Tommy Boy gets them there, and then Joe Dirt brings them across the finish line, and then Dickie Roberts gets you free drinks. I mean, it's a spade. I've been out in the world with you in Indianapolis. Like I said, it was like walking around with Mickey Mouse.
4:32When I was on the road, I did Stern. I haven't done Stern in a long time. And we gave Dana his kudos and praises.
4:42Dana Carvey:That's the thing. My strategy is to never go on podcasts and then have people sing my praises on podcasts. Because if I'm there, it never happens. Right. If you're there, you have to talk about me. Exactly. So I'm never there. And so you're like, what else do you want to talk about? And they're like, we should have Dana on. I go, I know. He'd love it. Dana's elusive and mysterious. You do have elusivity and mysteriosity going for you. I'm a mystery to myself. You're a conundrum wrapped in a mystery. Yeah. I'm like a Rubik's Cube that you solved when you were five. You're like a Rubik's Cube where each side is dumber than the other ones.
5:24When they all line up, it's the dumbest possible person on earth. Okay, okay.
5:28Dana Carvey:it's nice chatting with you state champion in chess at age six it's like being the rubik's cube no one cares like i i told you dan bula from snl was incensed that heather told him that i was a great chess player remember that we were saying why was he mad about that because sandler brought in a chess oh on the road in las vegas and it was late after the show and he goes come on let's play we should all sharpen our skill i was like oh how weird i haven't played since maybe sixth grade so we played we both didn't know what was going on and i won by miraculously not even remember like this is a bishop pawns can go two squares anyway that was fun and then i go okay and then dan bull goes i play winner i go no no just play sandler because i don't want to play god dan got mean he goes sit the fuck down i go and he goes heather was bragging about how great i go no no no she was probably just saying sixth grade i used to play sixth grade that was 10 years ago this was me when was that about this last week or something when was it no this is a year ago a year ago hold on a second let me get in my yo this is from dan to me just kick spades ass at chess he's got quite the eagle ego about chess but he didn't know a rook from his ass sailor yeah uh i hope you're well dan bulla well should we tell people who dan is in case they forgot big big writer that's no big writer and a great uh and he goes on the road a great performer and uh musician piano player writer of songs and he i go no no no and he was like determined and he smoked me and the grossest part he goes i knew you weren't that good and i go i did not say i was that good heather didn't and he goes you fell for the old zippity trap 49 and i go he'll fall for this so fast and you did and i'm like i don't know any plays in chess i just i'm not a grandmaster well the idea is what you do before you play chess with dambula again is you watch The Hustler with Paul Newman and Tom Cruise.
7:47Dana Carvey:And so you know how the first two games are like, I can't, what rook king? Overwhelming. And then you put five C notes on it and go, let's go, bro. And then you kick ass. So you just blew it. Next time, watch that movie. I go, I guess I'll be all in on this one. I love that in every movie where it's like, and then another layer. Like all the chips He's moving the whole I bet the table I bet the table And chips Everything And then he gets up on this thing and sits I bet myself He throws the car keys And then he goes, just me Then he grabs his wife, she's sitting there And I bet my wife I bet sex with my wife And the wife's like this, huh?
8:37Huh?
8:37Dana Carvey:and then he says one of our posters i bet flying the wall will be number one in a year he puts our poster up yeah he bets us he explains it yeah he bets us yeah he just bets anyway come on man oh i saw marcello and sarah sherman from the old snl love those guys i saw them for lunch i haven't told her that would be a blast with those those two no they were fun those two morons it was a lot of fun yeah they're a kick in the pants lorne we should plug lorne as a movie coming out even though it's against bus boys oh is it the same weekend as the bus boys it is oh my god this is like barbie versus open why are you going up again documentary versus stupid you just know you just went up against titanic with lauren i don't know who is booking this movie like quietly make bus boys disappear but wait a minute let's just for a second unpack this the documentary about lauren the fabulous producer of sarah and light for a half century you and theo falling down in the dirt doing
9:50they're they're different is all i'm saying by the way if you've seen the trailer we're not good bus boys and if you could pay attention a waiter walks between us and we dump the bus tub and i'm like if that doesn't signal to the audience that we're not good at bus boys nothing does so we have really set the table for you should have thrown a dishwasher in there man there's a dishwasher
10:17Dana Carvey:in it but he doesn't have any lines no because that's the funniest back there was a dishwasher when I was a dishwasher, the Hobart 3000. In the sequel, this is sort of a trilogy. I shouldn't announce this yet. Oh. The second one will have me in it, and the third one will have Theo in it. We just milk it out. Little something for the kitten. When I was at Holiday Inn, we had a dishwasher named Ralph. He was about 60, kind of, and he would be a non-sequitur type guy. You come back and he goes, I like them big. Don't you like them big? I go, what? And he said, one of the cocktail waitresses said she didn't like her legs.
10:55Dana Carvey:He goes, I like them big. Don't you like them big? I got out of there pretty fast. I backed up slowly because no like weird dishwashers. But Busboy. Leave you alone to be crazy. I want to do a quick Busboy. Here we are. Now, in the movie Busboys, David Spade from Tommy Boy, all these great, wonderful hits. You have a grown man fondle the genitals of another man. Is that your idea of humor? Do you actually think that's funny? Well, actually, he just pinches my nuts. I don't know if that's fondling, but I think it is. Is that funny to you, pinching nuts? Is that where your comedy's gone to? I think in the situation, it was unexpected.
11:41I don't know if it's hilarious, but it was not meant to be super offensive.
11:45Dana Carvey:And why in God's name are you opening up against the Lord, Michael Stoffman? I know. I'm just hearing this. I don't know. We should look at the calendar a year ahead. All right. This is Pierce Morgan. I'll be back later and be more rude and onry. Please do. I do like these hard-hitting questions from Pierce. I think it's good. And speaking of hard-hitting, I just thought, what's the biggest story of the week? Guess. Not Iran. It's not Iran? We're already in trouble for letting Tim Dillon on the show to talk about everything. What is it? What's the biggest story? How we got in trouble. That's so funny.
12:30Dana Carvey:I love it. Anthropic, which is made Claude, which is an AI. Not an AI. Made a new one called AI Mythos. and it officially announced it will not release it due to safety concerns. So I did a deep dive on this. They turned on Mythos. Horrible name.
12:58Dana Carvey:What came up? First thing, humans are the problem was the first thing it said. Then they went. The second thing, surprising, not a joke. C bus boys in theaters only April 17th. That was the second thing it said. Shut it down. It doesn't look how far I went to get another. That was really good. I didn't say humans are the problem. Or is that part of the joke? Well, what would be the worst thing it could say? No, that scared me. Cause it seems real because I heard they have shut ones down because here's what I don't like. Let's say you're at GPT and you're some fucking buster in the middle of nowhere and you want to be cool.
13:39so you film it and you have stuff like hey why don't you start world war three quit fucking around because it will do it like it's like what was the old movie matthew broderick war games
13:53Dana Carvey:would you like to play a game and guess who tested for war games came your came in second place marty breast i was his first choice but of course matthew broderick martin got it huge movie huge movie i tested wow war games with sorry you girl on your shoulder and the theme of the movie if you haven't seen it matthew broderick is trying to hack into his report card or something and yeah and then he accidentally finds some deep i should have read the script before i did right you never even read it that was a problem pentagon and he's like what's this and he gets into the defcom nuclear yeah nuclear keys he's gonna blow up the world but um matthew matt mattie mb um broad broadie um was a great was great in that movie well i love that movie thank you always it's just like how you like it when the computer goes would you like to play a game and he goes sure he doesn't know it's war games i know so we could line up 10 science fiction movies they all predict that they're gonna with us and ruin humanity and yet we go forward for the silver dollars i mean they asked george w bush about it about anthropic he was speechless he just said What do you think, Mr.
15:20Dana Carvey:George W. Bush? Why are his eyes bugging out? Well, anthropic.
15:32Dana Carvey:Jesus.
15:37Dana Carvey:Jesus. What is that? I loved it. He flew out of screen. That's an indication that he won't be back. Yeah, I guess so. He's on the pile. He got cut? Here's a quick one. Oh, my God. I'm so ahead of that whole cast of everyone trying to be president in 2028. I'm so far ahead. Is she ahead? I don't know. Why do I believe everything you say? You're the world's greatest. Oh, do Melania. Is that Melania? Melania? I just want to say that I don't know. I never even met you, Friar Steen, okay? I mean, come on. I'm sorry. Who is he? Here, you do the voice and I'll do the puppet. You know, I am not part of this situation.
16:28Keep my name out of your fucking mouth. Oh, hi, Jeffrey. Oh, shit. I fell for it. He's right there. You used to have a Jeffrey puppet. I do have a Jeffrey puppet with mustaches. It's in my closet, though. There's 400 puppets at your feet. No one sees them. Oh, I have.
16:45Dana Carvey:I have just shit ton. I just kind of grab them out of this giant thing I swirl around, and I've got some here just if I want to go to them. Do you have an AI stick puppet-making machine? That'll be for next week. Thanks for the suggestion. Humans are the problem. That's the byline. You know what, David? Spring always makes me think about simplifying my closet. You like that? keeping fewer pieces, but making sure they're actually worth wearing every day. That's why, personally, I keep coming back to Quince. Their clothes feel thoughtful. Well made. Well made. Yeah. And what, I mean. The pricing makes sense.
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19:16Dana Carvey:Really? And like how to make it feel more real, how to make Dana funnier. You know, real stuff, tangible business. I found myself browsing Vistaprint, just seeing what was possible. And honestly, it kind of sparked something because I'm scrolling through branded hoodies, stickers, custom packaging. And then I'm thinking like, wait, we could actually have merch that listeners would like to see. They'd love to have or any sort of signage for a live event. And that's what I like about this Vistaprint. It takes something that's just an idea in your head and then it makes you feel doable. That's right.
19:54Dana Carvey:Whether it's designing something from scratch or tweaking what you already have. They've got tools and real human support to help you get it right. And as a small business, because that's what this podcast is, having that kind of support matters. It really got me thinking of how we can show up more polished, if possible, more intentional, actually grow this thing. It's grown so big, though, but it could be even bigger. Vistaprint, print your possible. Right now, new customers get 20 % off with code NEW20 at vistaprint.com. I think I saw Devil Wears Prada and they were doing, we can take this out, but in my opinion, if you're associated in those files, you know the files.
20:45Dana Carvey:I understand. Just by sheer whatever. well if someone mentioned you in an email i like david spade's movie then you're oh you would be in the files right that's i think whitney cummings that's how she got in there but yeah um but naomi campbell's in there a lot because i think there's something to that but i don't know but she's in like devor's prod i'm like she does bless her heart gets a free pass on this whole thing so who knows listen no one's really guilty until proven so i get it but there's definitely some finger pointing going on. Right. There's a whole giant ecosystem of Epstein. And then there's the more finite, more particular of horny middle-aged to older-aged men in rooms with 16-year-old girls.
21:33Dana Carvey:That's kind of what I focus on. But I know a lot of people are like, but he went to a party. Yeah, I know. You're right. You're right. Am I right again? Don't say yes if you disagree. You know, you're right. What about going back to Lauren? Do you think if what if they go through that whole movie and don't mention your name? Will you be hurt? No, I'm mysterious. I wouldn't be hurt. Nothing hurts me in show business. Wait, what is this interview you did for the rundown or something? You're showing SNL sketches. I keep seeing that. What was that from when they were hitting you up at Peacock to do different?
22:13Dana Carvey:Yeah, last fall when I was doing Joe Biden. I'm going to do in a second. Joe Biden on SNL, they said, we're doing this thing called the rundown. I wasn't sure what it was. I walked back there on 8-H and they'd set up those. And it was kind of like. I like they loop you into a documentary. I know. Do your perfect. You know, it was kind of fun. They had a whole bulletin board of all the classic sketches, you know, and you are, you know, whatever. And Hollywood Minute. But anyway, so then you just like picked them and did a thing. Yeah. Yeah. Don't play it now. Here's something else. Sorry. I have a story for you before we get to the hard-hitting news.
22:52Dana Carvey:Sorry it was multi-seven-figure views on all the platforms. Across all platforms. Excuse me. It wasn't my fault. Don't be mad at me. Go ahead. Yeah. That did. It did come across my desk in a few places like Instagram, TikTok. So I went to New York this weekend. That's why I look like fuck pie. You look great. What are you talking about? I look great. Lighting's everything. I was a little more beat up on this trip neck-wise than most because it started off, you know, you get there. I get there at night. The next morning, we have to report to a Q &A for this Outcome movie, this Keanu movie. Outcome movie, yeah.
23:32Which I'm not in much, but it was fun to be a part of. So I go, and we have a Q &A. We go in this glass room, and we're all there, and they go okay file in and it was early so you're getting up at 4 a.m la time you know to be to get up at 7 new york fluff the hair paint on this face so i go and there's the chairs because my neck i already go uh-oh it's an hour hmm chairs aren't bad i can see through the glass window okay they're not bad they go okay keanu cameron diaz here you go jonah hill david uh we'll start a new
24:14Dana Carvey:row in the back bar stools no no how dare you no no no no they don't know your situation they're putting on a bar stool so persnickety by the way forget i hate them is there anyone that likes them is anyone cozy on a bar so it's got the five inch back and i'm like i stare at i go oh my god i'm gonna do an hour on this thing so it's too high up to put your feet anywhere so i put my foot on the back of cameron's chair and one over here on jones i'm like this for two hours there's no q's for me or a's because what are you asking me i just not a glorified cameo so but i was in it twice so fine and then i do that and then someone drops their camera it's a tight room drops their camera and i instinctively from the old s and oh no you jumped no i go gilligan because gilligan's island gilligan used to fuck everything up so this is a reference no one gets i i i didn't quite get it well i know the show and i know he yelled gilligan a lot yeah skip would go gilligan when anything fucked up yeah so we used to say that around the set if somebody fucked up or dropped something.
25:36Dana Carvey:Gilligan, okay. Gilligan. Anyway, the second I say Gilligan, I think it was a woman, she fell on her face. And everyone was like, ah, this is more serious. Wait a minute, you yell Gilligan and then she passes out and falls flat. Right, like it was actually more of a problem than it was like an accident. So now I feel like an asshole. But no one really heard it except within my little area. But that wasn't the funny part. nothing's funny she fell and then everyone goes oh my god is she okay and then they're crowding around and and i'm like guys is keanu all right does keanu need a water and they're like what about her i'm like oh yeah well let's give keanu a sip because he was a little traumatized and then give her the rest so i we all get out of the room you know it's always give them some air right air make room for the ambulance yeah and then we're outside and it was sort of like i think this is over it was 45 minutes already so she went to the hospital we split um and then the premiere i'm like is everything okay with this woman is she all right because you know keanu if it's if he knows something's up he's heading to the hospital you know he's a great guy well i I think Jonah Hill would too.
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26:57Dana Carvey:Not even knowing. Great guy syndrome. I have great guy syndrome. Yeah, I mean, that's why I say it's show business. It's not the end of the world. If someone's sick, I think that takes priority. Yeah, it's a real person. And then we said, oh, did she eat? Is it too hot in here? That's very common in those situations. They get dehydrated. Then I heard it might have been a seizure. Might have been fainting. We don't know. Anyway. What? nothing we can do. We were just like, I hope it's okay. But no one gave me a clear answer. Huh. We'll get, we'll give you an update next week. I'll find out. Yeah.
27:35Dana Carvey:I'd like to know how it turns out. You can't give us that. I'll let you know how you can help. And that happened. And did you, how did that relate to your neck? So you, that you could feel it coming on? So then I was not feeling great after that. I was all the time painful. Then I go to the premiere and I sat in some weird spot. I said, I want to sit in the back and then whatever it just it was okay annoying from then on but i will tell you oh is keanu so nice and then of course i had to make fun of him they're like keanu gives everybody a watch on the set and i said yeah they don't tell you he takes it back at the end of the day and everyone's like ah burning keanu i go my most of my day was spent consoling crew members he screamed at keanu he is he's nice whoa no i did a movie with a podcast he asked about it well let's keanu you're always welcome well okay he didn't ask about let me rephrase that don't tease us like that well he said he said what someone mentioned it to me and he goes oh you do a podcast and I go yeah and he goes why don't I know that because he's so nice he's goes oh I should know that I'm sorry I go you shouldn't know what it's fine there's 10 million I go I do with Dana remember Dana Carvey and he goes oh yeah of course he's so nice yeah was he I'm sorry I don't know this but is he bill or Ted that's a great question let's go to the phones Heather Heather Greg.
29:11Oh, here she goes. By the way, this info gets us nothing anyway. Whoever it is. Ted. Heather wins, Ted. So he was super lovely, of course, and just like overwhelmed because I go, I go, this thing's pretty early, Keanu. Was this your call? And he goes, no, I've already been to the Today Show. I go, oh, my God, already this morning. Well, wait a minute.
29:39Dana Carvey:Why does he, when he's off camera, he talks like Clint Eastwood, apparently? I mean, where did he? Because he's been fighting people in the Matrix and fucking Wick World for 25 years. I don't understand what you just said to me. I'm Keanu Reeves. Yeah. He's like, yeah. No, he just is kind of soft-spoken. He's not like a pushy asshole that I'm usually attracted to. He's like, yeah. And then he goes, I did the Today Show. and I go, oh shit, is Savannah Guthrie back today? And he goes, yeah. She didn't interview me. I go, well, she fucked up. Why wouldn't you want to interview Keanu, the biggest stud in the world?
30:18But she was in a different room, he said.
30:21Dana Carvey:They put her in a different room. I would have talked to her, but they put her in a different room. Thanks, Keanu. Yeah, he goes. I go, who interviewed you, some rookie? They should give you the best of the best. I said, when we interview you, will be nice. I'll only go on that show if Al Roker's going to interview me. I like that guy, man. He's very accurate when it comes to meteorological situations. Yeah, did you like him fatter or skinnier? Be honest. I kind of liked him porky. I don't really care. I got 12 million shares of Ozempic. It's done very well for me. Oh, Keanu does? So he makes money when everyone's on it.
31:05Dana Carvey:Well, it may be my worst impression. based on yours yeah you're doing me but he is i'm keanu reeves then he left there this is what people don't know so he's pushing outcome movie for apple apple tv lovely people actually had fun with them so of course today's show then this hour q a where most questions are thrown at him of course then i'll see it's a premiere between that and the premiere drew barrymore our father's favorite true well true's in the movie too heather i know okay so then so that drew then i know that was a good one then something else he did he was all day doing press oh then he did colbert then he came right late to the premiere hey whoa and then a long press line of like every interview this is bill squeaky from k-blop and he's like hey keanu tell us about the movie and then he does that moves down one inch keanu tell us about the movie oh it's exhausting exhaust you feel you have to give each person something fun or at least it so what when does this end when does he go home so then he got the premieres just got the kicked out of him anyway overall fun time oh yeah i clear something up howard stern the next morning another early bird call oh god you had quite a trip man i know dude keanu and now howard stern hey i'm howard stern hey uh david spade's there by the way did you ever trip someone when you're a kid and go have a nice trip see you next fall no did you ever slap a kid in the face randomly as hard as you can and go So, hey, I'm slap happy today.
33:02No. No.
33:04Dana Carvey:Okay. I didn't want to get beat up. I'm just asking. I'm not saying you did or I did. I'm just saying. That's a good one to do for kids. Did anyone ever give you a noogie? Yes. In third grade? Yeah. Yeah. I got, all through high school, I got too many noogies and not enough hand jobs. Anyway, so - You got a noogie and a wedgie go together. They're kind of, it's kind of a fun pack of childhood abuse. All right. Doctor's putting his fingers, two down my throat, one up my butt, shakes hands and my ribs. That's a dentist line? That's Richard Belzer. Okay. All right. So on Stern. Yeah. The only story was he asked you about Tiger Woods, right?
33:48He goes, you played golf at Tiger Woods. That's right. And Tiger thought you were good. I said that was really a sort of a bucket list fun thing to do. and i jokingly said tiger was in pain the whole time because they had a guy putting those little massagers on his back even in between everything yeah in between rounds like he and then and he's got like a candy necklace full of vicodin you know instead of candies other things together vicodins like this and so i go but overall he's very nice and i'm my big part of the story was i'm such a little uh investigative journalist i go because i could tell he's a little sore from a recent operation moving a little stiff but being very
34:36Dana Carvey:nice helping me he's had several since yeah so at that point i said do you think you'll ever golf again this is just off camera bullshitting and he was like i don't know why i said it because i'm like you're sore you're getting all like do you want to just keep doing it or does it hurt your neck she's smarty pants yeah he goes i mean i hope so yeah i think so i i mean i'll get through this and i go great crashes that next morning and like smashed his feet and everything i'm like oh after this one will you and then it was like he was immediately better than me again within seconds like i can't even stand up oh better than spade so he got good again but then i saw four articles so far, Heather, David Spade claims Tiger Wood was on so many Vicodin right before his crash.
35:26Where did that come out? It comes out in these articles because it's out now. Yeah, that's a good thing to say and twist into that because he just crashed. He said, you know, they found two pain pills on him. I guess he popped the other 28, but they found two paint was on him so this falls into that where they can go oh before his last crash you know i'm joking obviously spade says he was really and it's like oh boy actually we have a video for the masters should we show it data if you're locked and loaded i mean if you
36:03Dana Carvey:have that let's show you know the thing about tiger woods and and lindsey vaughn who's the skier that they dated for a while and they're both unbelievably tenacious, indefatigable about injuries. She wants to come back now. He'll, after this, he will play again. He'll play in the Masters. He'll be better than me immediately. Yeah, they just don't know how to quit. This is a live shot from the Masters. This is, yeah. There's Tiger. Yeah, Tiger. What are you doing there? oh my god he's here tiger's here they say where's tiger i could i know we clipped the beginning where's tiger where's tiger and then there it comes yeah anyway it's just somebody with chronic pain trying to get relief from it and you know he'll get he'll get lindsey vaughn with a scaffolding on her legs i'm like and then i i heard her family's miffed that she's talking about coming back i would be worried about her too of course that's normal no when they said we might have to amputate.
37:07Dana Carvey:She was already just on the phone signing up. Switzerland next summer? Yes, I'll be there. Moguls, yep.
37:15Dana Carvey:Deesh, deesh. They took a foot. Oh, boy. They actually, they had a safe cracker come in just to make the sound effect with Lindsay's foot.
37:30Dana Carvey:All fixed. They got the ear to her leg like this. no but you got to do the sound effects of some when in doubt go with that yeah just any any that could be anything okay so howard stern was delightful anyway that worked out i hadn't done it a long time and uh we can get to some uh news i want to do a quick joe biden because you know people get all let's do joe biden they got all riled about tim dylan and everything so here's joe biden talking about the Iran conflict, you know. Okay, great. Here's Biden, everybody. Folks, I'm not kidding around here. Very serious. And guess what? And by the way, the fact of the matter is, I mean, serious.
38:22Dana Carvey:I'm not kidding around. No joke. Come on, folks. Get your facts straight. It's not the closest. Straight air, amused faster than you ever close it. It is closed. Okay. Come on, Jack. Get your vats straight. I mean, it says it's going to open. Open this rare home use. No one ever opened it better than I did. Come on, folks. Who opened Sesame? Who opened Sesame? Who the guy said? That was Yul Brynner. 1952 and 48. Corn pop and everybody else. I'm Joe Biden. Scene. I love it. That was a good one. i like he's done him in a while it's a good one dude he's mumbling i like him i root for him i can't help it i like when it's iran he gets serious he goes hey come on he starts a little quieter instead of yeah well yeah that is his thing get really really soft yeah that's straight or muse right i don't know i close it faster i like anyone sir i have a question Zip it, Jack.
39:29Get your fat straight, Jack. Are you going to fight everyone? Take you out behind the woodshed. Beat the hell out of you. Guys like Donald Trump, I don't know what to do with him. I used to take him behind the woodshed. I'm like, you haven't beat up anyone in your life. What are you talking about? That was a good one, though. Let's move to fucking... All right, let's move it on. What do we got? Buzzing around, dude. Oh, buzzing around. Yeah. Okay. You're on your own on this one. I'm going to let you pick your scenario. Okay. We're going to have three impressions. Okay. I'll, I'll set you up. Hold on.
40:01Ready? Okay. Let's see. Okay. Hold on. Fuzzing around here. It's time. Your favorite. Do the setup. Sponsored by five hour energy with a wide variety of bold flavors to choose from. Uh, you get as much caffeine as a 12 hour premium cup of coffee with zero sugar and zero sugar crash. crash find five hour energy shots online at www.fivehourenergy.com or amazon today dain is going to do a little bit he's got he's going to try to i'm going to try okay
40:35Dana Carvey:try to entertain you oh okay this begins with hansen franz holding a press conference claiming what they're going to do. Yeah, hello, everybody. I like the setup. I'm going to take a sip of this.
41:03Dana Carvey:Hello, everybody. I'm Hans, and I'm Franz. And we are here to announce that we can fly around the moon faster than the... What? Are you allergic to my comedy? Yeah. I know this bit is funny and I'm ruining it. That's about the funny part. We are here to announce that we could fly around the room better than the Artemis spaceship. It's such a little spaceship. It flies around and we could go around the moon and get a lot closer than Artemis. All right. Guess what? A lot of people go, look at all the craters on the moon. Who do you think made the craters? On the front with our muscles, we pummeled the moon.
41:53Dana Carvey:And we made craters. Don't get me started about the rings of Saturn. Another one of our nice pieces of work. Does anybody have any questions about us flying around the moon with just our muscles, no spacesuits? Yeah, oh, so you have a question?
42:15Dana Carvey:Now, Senator John Kennedy, you're suggesting that you can fly around the moon without a spacesuit or a spaceship just with your muscles. Is that what you're saying? Did I get that right? Is that correct? Did I get it right? You got it better than right. You're totally on spot on. But guess what? Who really supports us more than anyone in our endeavor? Remember Dean Martin? Not really. Go ahead. Everybody. Hans and Franz. Hans and Franz are going around the moon. Oh, nobody can go faster, Hans and Franz. Everybody loves the moon sometime. I'm going to get a little brandy. When the moon hits your eye.
43:07Dana Carvey:That's the more. I didn't think of that. When the moon ends in my sun away, that's the more. He's so drunk. Oh, I had a little here too. I went to the bar. Oh, David Spade, Busboys, coming out. April 17th, on Busboys, that's the Spade. Oh, Theo Vaughn falling down in the dirt. Woo! That's the whole movie. By the way, it sounds like he's been over at the Copper Penny by Warner Brothers. Well, Dino, that was the thing. He wasn't really an alcoholic, but he just pretended to be one. Oh, like Foster Brooks. I thought Foster Brooks was drunk, and they kept inviting him to roast. And when I was like nine, I'm like, why do they invite this fucking drunk guy every time?
43:59He's going to be drunk.
44:00Dana Carvey:And you couldn't, in those days, you could. His whole shtick was that he was just plastered. Hey, Foster Brook. Now I'm doing Dean Martin. Oh, funny, though. Couldn't do it now. No, I loved it. And he hiccuped a lot. Yeah, comedians were an assortment pack. Everyone had their weird little fuck. There's no fake drunk comedians anymore. No, there's people who drink on their podcasts that we don't do anymore. Remember the early episodes of this, we'd just be shit-faced? Yeah. Now we're boring and sterile. Now we're boring and sterile. All right, let's look at it. Oh, wait, wait, I got to wrap it up.
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47:40Dana Carvey:Is that a guy?
47:44Cockroach. Oh. They're just grossed out. Why on God's green earth, unless this costs 40 grand, I would wear it. But why would you wear, on the way to SNL, why would Dana wear this coat?
47:59Dana Carvey:Yeah, and why was the camera when I put on my cock coat as I call it, it's a short cock coat, put on my cock coat and I just do it because there's so many cockroaches in New York and people go, hey, you got some I got some and you squeeze in a couple that are alive and then they start going at it like gladiators
48:23Right right and they fight for the arm or whatever the best place is to hang out hey man only in new york
48:31Dana Carvey:you got some only in new york you got some of your eccentrics out there some people are naked some people wear cockroach jackets you know what i mean yeah there's a subway creatures uh instagram and you always see crazy real people just film someone else i know do you ever when's the last time you took the subway i know i thought you're gonna you've never taken but i used to take it all the time and then when i go back i did a few times but the bars are kind of grossly slippery from not sure what and it's a little steamy down there it definitely has a distinct smell not horrible just weird subway smell all the time yeah and you get in your chair and you're like okay i'll be uptown in five minutes you know and then you're kind of you got a newspaper or whatever you're a cell phone and then you hear a voice in front of the cab you're in the train car ladies and gentlemen could i have your attention please i'm a man in need of a little bit of help so i'm gonna come around to you and just give what you can and so then they're panting you're waiting for them to come here trying to find a box to get to you and they're like or they put on a show because you're just sitting in your chair you can't leave or you're just like yeah that's why i don't and i don't know why for the one time that you did that i was like the spade should be at 8h rehearsing for you know gap girls i was undercover homeless guy ladies and gentlemen i have not been in a lot of sketches lately i need some stage time i'm gonna try out some of my new bits yeah all right what else you got okay what else i can tell when you're restless no i'm just leading us oh there's more this is just something to revisit later but somehow another mysterious nasa death the ninth scientist linked to these programs is dead it's so odd when people start dropping like flies that are associated with something and you go this is not normal this is not normal i remember when it was up to five and i'm like that's too many that just know something then one guy disappeared remember he walked somewhere and they couldn't find him they never found him and it's all weird we're going to come back to the story i'm just dog-earing it as odd well let's play detective for like okay go on 30 seconds and i'm just putting this out there rhetorically why and who would want to have these NASA scientists not exist?
51:10Dana Carvey:Would it be, I'm not going to say Satan, because that's that other character. That was a good wind-up for it, though. Could it be Satan, or could it be AI? They might know too much about something, and they've got to get rid of them, yeah. I mean, nine in the same field that know a lot of the same information, whatever it is, UFOs, AI, there's a guy today that was testifying against Bill Gates mysteriously died again these things happen and you go probably just happens but you know I'll just throw this out there and I know it's not what people think but I think you know everyone's focused on Mars and getting out of our solar system I'm going to go on record as saying I believe there's an underground civilization inside the moon I like this idea Yeah, I knew you would.
52:05Dana Carvey:You'd love this. But they could be inside the moon. We should do Shark Tank and people pitch this conspiracy theories. Because, and we go, maybe. I think there's a lot. They always show stuff coming in out of the moon, like shooting out. If they push in close, you just never know if it's real. But I do like this crazy idea. And also the ocean, I believe. Well, I got excited. We have a video here that they said the government put out about UFOs. Let's see if they, oh, maybe we'll get to it. Because that one, they said, it's one of the ones they just put out and then no one even really pays attention anymore.
52:43Dana Carvey:Well, this spaceship, Artemis, went on the dark side of the moon and no one's ever seen it before. And they said, Houston, this Artemis, want to get us over? And they said they were seeing really weird symmetrical areas. Oh, they did say that? Yes. I would not, though. And then they cut them off. yeah i would not go for all the tea in china okay this is an area 51 but this says now these are all bullshit but this says this is one the government released footage of a ufo landing at area 51 and then jumping back up into space or wherever it was at an extremely fast speed now the strange thing is they just released this put it up on the news and was like basically like just check this out and people might say that that's fake but it's not because the government has already been doing this they did this like way back in 2021 where they just started showing footage of ufos flying in the sky they're like yeah guys freak out well why these things are out here and you gotta get prepared and get ready for once they start showing up more so now they want you to know that this stuff is out there you can get out but well why i mean so anderson cooper sees this and goes nah let's not do anything about that i mean i don't know because does anyone believe anything anymore but when they start releasing stuff was that real that it was released that i'm all in man because it looked very right and if it is what does it mean if it isn't obviously it just goes away but i think people at this point just shrug their shoulders and go i think they're here as long as they don't attack us i don't really care i mean they're always pilots saying they saw someone someone famous just said they saw oh casey musgrave said there was one following her plane so i i don't know i mean well that was bald face you just see it come down and then it shoots up unless it was some humanoid thing it was it uh going faster or doing things that are impossible for a whole it looked like it yeah hmm like me i'm always doing things that are impossible yeah when keanu called me after that press challenge spade was sitting up in the chair doing things faster and weirder than he even thought possible he sat in a bar stool for almost 45 minutes it's never been and didn't order a drink you know why they have bars yeah it's a bar stool well because they wanted they didn't want to get double wide chairs like that they wanted to get bar stools so they could fit more right up the bar and make more money right and they said well what about people with bad necks or bad backs they're just up on this bar stool They go, don't worry.
55:20Dana Carvey:You get two grasshoppers in them, they don't feel dead. That's true. Buck them and feed them fish. That's what they said. Who cares? You're great, Wally. We're going to be rich. What's that from? I don't know. It's just kind of a Garth's cousin. Yeah. I thought it was a wade throw. Okay, next one. I'm going to do this face the rest of the podcast. I like your Garth face. That'll hurt your jaw. That hurt me. Be careful. Okay, this. Would you do this? You see these tribes and they're doing these things. Oh, yeah. Okay. It's a bungee, right? Oh, it is a bungee. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Big fucking wind up for this.
56:00What is it? We don't know. It's dirt jumping. No. Thank you. What is the plan? This guy had some ayahuasca before he got up there. Is this live from Coachella? Coachella?
56:16Dana Carvey:He's higher than the platform. What are they chanting? I don't know if he's supposed to land in the dirt because some people jump and land and you're like, whoa. No, he's not. It's an angle. It's gonna stop his fall. The bungee. There. It catches him. Yeah. Right before the dirt. Oh, he stood up. That was... I did not see that coming. If the hill was not slanted like that, he would have got smashed. He looks like he's doing okay. I looked up. It took 37 years to build that structure. Because they don't have modern tools. No. No, but they make shit work. You know what is truly kind of fun? Have you ever done, have you ever had a really cool lake and a really nice rope swing that wasn't too scary, but it was kind of scary?
57:11Dana Carvey:You'd go up and go in the water. Remember that? Upper arm strength. Don't tear up on me. I'm also thinking a lot of those people in the village were boycotting that, saying, why are we spending so many sticks on the bungee plank when we could be making more huts and like a little mall? No, that means that they built their whole town and all their huts and everything, and then they had leftover wood and said, what do you want to do? That's what you think. And everyone's like, why are we doing a bungee platform when not all of us love it? it's not our thing i don't know i i'll go to the tribe we'll get the bottom of this all right let's do two more two more here we go ladies and gentlemen we never get to these there's so many that are funny well they're evergreen though which is great pretty much oh oh my buddy for you yeah okay so people don't know i did a sitcom with mickey rooney in 1980 spent a lot of time with them brilliant actor really funny kind of great kind of crazy this guy interviews mickey rooney about his twilight zone episode oh okay and mickey is typical mickey watch other for the first time i don't care so you're the creep what today's audience doesn't understand and maybe we could put this in context you're playing a jockey but they don't understand that for many years anytime anybody said anything about a short you were the butt of jokes well i i i'm tired of that oh chump had you met rod ever sir yeah the worst interview remember where or No, I don't remember anything Wish I could help you What was going on with you while you were making this I don't remember, it's too long ago That's very Mickey How do you feel looking at his performance I mean it's just a performance I don't know what to say about it What kind of preparation would you have Nothing, just did it That's very Mickey There's no preparation for things like this As you watch these, would you have played them differently No, you play them for what they were at the moment that you're doing it.
59:13I love it. Did you have any more direct contact with Rod, like on the comedians? No, no, I didn't. Do you remember reading the script? No, I don't. No, no.
59:24Dana Carvey:No, this is totally him. Yeah, you didn't ask me. Well, no, I told you about it. I said there was all going to be a miniature around me. But I was looking for you to explain to the younger audience, because they don't understand. The younger audience doesn't want to see it. That's who's watching this. No, it isn't. They're watching sex. The kids are watching this. He was very bitter. My kid is 19. He would have been with me, but he's back at Berkeley. This is what kids are watching. That's why I want to set up the context of. Well, I hope that the youngsters are watching this because it's very interesting filmatically.
59:59I have no complaints. They should take courses. All right. You can get out. I just like that. He's so resistant to the whole interview. The guy keeps trying to extract an answer. Not at all. No. I don't care. I show up. I read my lines. What do you want?
1:00:13Dana Carvey:Yeah. His thing is you just do it natural. See, just do it natural. And he played this character, Bill, who was sort of autistic or something. You got an Emmy for it. And he would do it. We'd be eating lunch. He goes, yeah, I could do it. You just do it. Here's Bill. You know, hey, I'd like some food. He was certifiable. I could see that. I was the number one star in the world. Hear me? Bang. I like he's already bitter in that. Did you see that Twilight Zone he was in? Oh, my God. It was fantastic. It's such a, be careful what you wish for. He's a jockey, and he's desperate in this hotel room, and he wants to get bigger.
1:00:55Dana Carvey:He wants to not be a shorter. Yeah, he wants to get bigger, and I guess he gets drunk, he falls asleep, and then he's so big he can't get out of the room. I'm too big. I'm too big. oh he goes kids will like it he goes they're not gonna like this fucking shit i said to him once how did you date all those starlets of eva gardner all the knockouts at mickey rooney he he goes who was the best and he goes you'll never know you'll never know and i go but how did you get them he goes money makes you handsomer he made up a word i think money makes you handsomer but he was certifiable but i think bitterness would kill him live to 95 incredible energy just a pistol love him you don't want to challenge me this fire plug will take you apart he referred to himself as a fire to my dad okay let's do one more and daniel's got to get out of here oh this guy builds a custom submarine to take his parrot scuba diving.
1:02:03Interesting.
1:02:04Dana Carvey:These don't end well, these stories. Now, you know what? Also, the parrot just probably thinks he's drowning the whole time. We don't know how they process things. They don't want to be under the water for your amusement. Oh, I see what he did. Yeah. Can he tell if it's yapping or did it say anything? Parrot's like, is it shark week? I don't want to be down here. Don't like games. I'm supposed to be on land with air. Fuck you. Fuck you, submarine. Pull me back up. Joke's over. That's a nice run. Hope you're happy. I shit my pants. You go to Toledo. Nice hop to Pittsburgh. This is if your agent is a parrot.
1:02:55Dana Carvey:Hope you get a lot of clicks. It's not worth it. Guess you don't like money. She don't like money. Dana doesn't like money. Dude, it's a great hook. Make a noise. Say what the parrot says, then do another noise. Yeah, you have to in between so the audience never forgets that you're doing a parrot. You have to go, I'm a parrot. Now I can say anything I want. Full score 20 years ago. Parrot talking here. What does Piers Morgan think about this? Uh-oh, uh-oh. Here he goes. That's stick number 48C. So you two have made another podcast. Did you actually think it was entertaining? That's debatable, but I thought this one was pretty good.
1:03:44Dana Carvey:I was laughing a lot. It sort of ambled along with jokes, and you're laughing at your own jokes. You think the audience finds that entertaining? I think, I mean, yeah, if we're having fun, I mean, I guess that's good. I guess that's your whole idea. Rather than to entertain, as long as you have fun, everyone should be happy. Is that what you think? Well, I do think that. So now I'm rethinking it because you're making me feel like it's not right. Hey, come on. Leave him alone. Oh, no. Is there another guy? I thought it was a good show. I liked it. Sneaky Obama. It was a good show. Good show. President Obama, why am I so much taller than you at this time?
1:04:21Dana Carvey:I don't know, but God bless America. All right. That's good. I do like Piers Morgan now. That's funny. he was really pressing me on that. Well, I like the rhythm. I'm starting to come on to it. It's always him at the end. Is that what you think? I like it because it's really a good observation. Like, so this is a show in your mind? Yeah. This is what you want. Is this your thing? Busboys opposite Lord Michaels. Is that sort of disrespectful? Two gentlemen falling in the dirt over and over. Because he's got a polite thing, but it's very, you know, pointed. So he's good at what he does. Yeah, he is good.
1:04:58I do think it's funny because he gets shit on too sometimes. Oh, he's funny. I like Christopher. Well, I hope you had fun with us, Dana. Thanks for coming on.
1:05:05Dana Carvey:I thought it was fun. God, we did long. Jesus, Christopher. I guess we got ourselves a two-parter. Yeah, busted man. Don't be mad at my hair. It looks cool. You're right. All right. Thanks, everybody. Bye.
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Bus Boys premieres later this week and the guys learn that it’s going head-to-head with the new Lorne documentary. David also shares travel stories with Keanu Reeves and makes sure to clear up some details on his Tiger Woods golf story. Then the guys talk NASA conspiracies, cockroaches as fashion, and a parrot in a submarine.
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