Are France unstoppable? - World Cup Daily

1 Jul 2026 · 39 min · 15 chapters

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In short

World Cup Daily episode of The Guardian Football Weekly focused on France’s dominant 3-0 win over Sweden, Mexico’s 1-0/2-0-style knockout breakthrough vs Ecuador, Norway’s late win over the Ivory Coast with Erling Haaland, and previewing England vs DR Congo plus other knockout fixtures.

Guests/panelists

Barry Glendening (on panel in LA), Archie Rhind-Tutt (on panel in LA), Dan Bardell (night shift in Birmingham). Max is the host/lead voice.

Key claims

France look “unstoppable” and playing a different, “otherworldly” style; Michael Olise is highlighted for elite passing and adaptation, and Kylian Mbappé for feet/pace and team play. Mexico’s win shows a real turnaround and strong squad depth; Norway’s Haaland-led inevitability continues; England face a low-block “kryptonite” test vs DR Congo.

Notable examples

France’s goals/assists (Mbappé, Olise, Barcola/Dembélé); Olise’s scissor-kick; Mexico’s clean sheets and goals via Raúl Jiménez and quick passing; Ecuador’s complaint about fan noise delaying the match; Haaland scoring in his 13th straight international match; England’s need for faster ball movement and better wingers.

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Chapters

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France's Impressive Victory

1:39 to 3:19

Discussing France's 3-0 win over Sweden and their tournament form.

“Hello and welcome to the Guardian Football Weekly, France.”

Key Players and Strategy

3:19 to 4:59

Analyzing key players like Mbappe and tactics that give France an edge.

“You might as well hand them the trophy right now.”

Comparisons and Historical Context

4:59 to 6:39

Drawing parallels between the current French team and past World Cup teams.

“tour goes absolutely out the window, they then come out in the second half and concede straight after halftime as well.”

Individual Performances: Alisse and Rabiot

6:39 to 8:19

Highlighting standout performances from players like Alisse and Rabiot.

“He has become such a clutch player for Bayern.”

Defensive Strengths and Challenges

8:19 to 9:59

Evaluating France's defensive capabilities and facing future challenges.

“I mean, they're both equal pieces of art.”

Mbappe's Impact and Team Dynamics

9:59 to 11:39

Discussing Mbappe's influence on the team and dynamics with teammates.

“So I was thinking Wietebeaks for feet, it's not a good...”

Looking Ahead: Potential Knockout Stages

11:39 to 12:59

Speculating on how France might perform in upcoming knockout rounds.

“And when Didier Deschamps is bowing down to Kylian Mbappé as he comes off.”

Mexico's Knockout Victory

15:02 to 17:49

A deep dive into Mexico's impressive World Cup performance against Ecuador.

“First time they've had four clean sheets in a row at a World Cup.”

Haaland's Impact in Norway's Game

17:49 to 23:21

Analysis of Erling Haaland's performance and Norway's match against the Ivory Coast.

“The way that they managed the game in the second half, this was almost a perfect display for Mexico.”

Commentary and Reflections

23:21 to 28:01

Hosts share thoughts on commentary moments and match analyses.

“Yeah, just a perfectly squared ball to Haaland.”
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Danny Murphy's Cat Commentary

28:01 to 30:10

Discussion about a memorable commentary from Danny Murphy during the World Cup related to his cat, Bob.

“When Oscar Bob came on, we used to have a cat called Bob.”

Upcoming Matches and Team Analysis

30:57 to 38:25

Preview of upcoming games including England vs DR Congo and analysis of team strategies.

“Welcome to part three of the Guardian Football Weekly.”

Koeman Resignation and Player Reactions

38:25 to 40:32

Discussion on Ronald Koeman's resignation, player reactions, and social issues in football.

“Ronald Koeman has left his job as head coach of the Netherlands.”

Comedian's Corner and Closing Remarks

40:32 to 42:01

Light-hearted banter among hosts about comedians and closing thoughts on the episode.

“Tell Archie melons from Vicer Farms at the Santa Monica Farmers Market will change his life.”

Friendly Banter and Farewell

42:01 to 42:40

A light-hearted conclusion to the episode with playful exchanges between hosts.

“Where I also spoke to Nish Kumar and Josh Whittaker.”
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Transcript

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1:39Hello and welcome to the Guardian Football Weekly, France. Is there any point for the rest of us? A 3-0 win over Sweden, but it could have been eight. They didn't score until just before half-time, but they'd already created so much. Every time you looked up, Barcola, Dembele, Elisa and Mbappe were streaming forward like Mark Langdon going past Swedes like they weren't there. Mbappe's quick feet for the first and then two perfect assists from Elice for Barcala and then Mbappe again. It'll be some Paraguayan bust in the last 16. England have a long way to go before worrying about France. If they beat DR Congo, then Mexico at the Azteca looks pretty tricky if tonight's anything to go by.

2:11They battered Ecuador from the first minute. Jimenez hammering home the goals in the first half before they shut up shop. And then Erling Haaland left it late for Norway against the Ivory Coast, getting just enough on it to see the ball roll home like a perfectly weighted putt. It wasn't a classic, but the goals were all great. Noosa and Ahmed with brilliant individual strikes. We'll go back to Comedian's Corner. There's some advice on melons, your questions, and that's today's Guardian Football Weekly. On the panel today with me in LA, Barry Glendening, welcome. Hi, Max. Hello, Archie Rintut.

2:39Hi, Max. And on the night shift in Birmingham, Dan Bardell. Hello, Max. All right, let's start then with France's 3-0 win over Sweden in a hot New Jersey. Blimey, Barry. Is there any point? They look so much better than everyone else. Are you scared, Max? Are you? Listen, I was saying to you, I think I'd rather lose to D.R. Congo than have to play that French team.

3:03Max Rushden:They were so impressive. It was the standout display of this tournament so far. They're sort of playing this otherworldly, different sport to anything we've seen from any other team thus far in the tournament. It's intricate passing, just mesmerising, hypnotic play. it's lightning fast their front four is just quite frankly terrifying Michael Elisse it's between him and Mbappe I think at the moment we're the best player in the world and they're both on the same team and for a French team they seem remarkably ego free they seem to have a real collective spirit and a real togetherness and And if they can keep that up, and there's no guarantee they will play that well again, they may get better.

4:03Max Rushden:You might as well hand them the trophy right now. But I have noticed people are drawing a lot of comparisons being drawn with the Brazil side, the story Brazil side that played in the 1982 World Cup and didn't win it. So there's that. There is that. I mean, I don't know, Dan, how many times commentators have said it's been coming. But when Mbappe scored, a goal has never been more coming in the history of the game. Yeah, it was ridiculous, wasn't it? I mean, I didn't think they started brilliantly maybe for the first 20 minutes or so. But when they kind of clicked, they really clicked. They've just got silk, swagger, firepower that can hurt you from every angle possible.

4:45They've got penetration. Elisa is just absolutely ridiculous. ridiculous. I think everybody knew he was a good player, but I don't think anybody knew that he could get to this level. And I think Sweden held on for as long as they possibly could, didn't they? But it happens so often that when a team concedes right on halftime and the kind of halftime team tour goes absolutely out the window, they then come out in the second half and concede straight after halftime as well. It happens so many times in football that they could have scored six, seven, eight, and they're taking players off at the end and bringing on other excellent players.

5:19They are just an absolute handful. Do you remember, it probably was a while ago now, but there was a point where France, I think they won the World Cup and they were accused of being a little bit negative, but they got the job done and they won the World Cup in that way. I think they might win the World Cup in a more sexier way this time. Michael Alisse's five assists at the World Cup, the most by a player at a single edition of the tournament since Thomas Hessler for Germany in 94. And you've watched a lot of Elisa this season, Archie. And I think a lot of people who haven't really studied his game just wouldn't necessarily have passing as perhaps his great...

5:54I mean, he's got a lot of great attributes, but his passing is unbelievable. It's how he's adapted his position during this tournament as well. That first half against Senegal, we weren't sure about France. In fact, everything was pointing towards that image that Dan's been speaking of there, that this is the French team that can they click together? It doesn't seem quite right with the balance, but... Don't look at me and Barry, we cannot remember the first 20 minutes of France and a goal. But it's this trickery and disguise that Michael Alisse has. Watch how he continually drags the ball back with his studs, as if almost to invite them, as if to bait the opposition and say, come and get it, but you never can get it.

6:41He has become such a clutch player for Bayern. And whilst the second leg of the Champions League semis, yep, that happened not too long ago, Max. That was a disappointing game. He's shown up so many other times. And actually, when Bayern have been in peril, you notice, who do we give the ball to? We give it to Elise. But it feels wrong. I cannot just stick with one player here. And that, for me, is the scariest thing. is we're told so often you can't have your cake and eat it with attacking players you need certain players to be doing certain other jobs France can they can have all that quality and everyone plays for each other there's only been one bad murmur that I've seen come through which was of Ryan Cherky looking a bit snippy with Didier Deschamps after the game he does only get three minutes a game to be fair but how can he complain when that is what is happening and I saw the way that France started this game not so much as slow but more just studying the opposition and going hmm what have you got and then slowly they raised the pressure cooker more and more and more until Sweden just couldn't cope and it's difficult to really accuse Sweden of doing too much wrong here because France were so good.

7:57I mean, their keeper had a great game, didn't they?

8:00Max Rushden:I mean, France scored three, thumped two against the post. I mean, that overscissors kick from Alise and the edge of the penalty was just ridiculous. Just one thing on that. Max, what were you doing when Alise did that scissor kick? Oh, I can't remember. Oh, I remember. You were watching the Mark Langdon vegetable video. Yeah, of course I was. It's on Instagram. I mean, they're both equal pieces of art. they'd won disallowed for a really tight offside and Zetterström made five big saves big saves like good important saves as opposed so it could have been so much worse for Sweden who I don't think did a great team wrong I mean there was that moment where Barker had sort of dropped the shoulder and these two Swedish players just fell over like synchronised And we haven't even talked about Mbappe's feet yet for the first goal, Dan.

8:55It's interesting when we talk about him being a real team player and everything working, compared to Mbappe at Real Madrid, where often he gets the criticism for wanting to play in a certain position. And I don't know what that says about Real Madrid, but that doesn't really matter right now. His feet for that first goal are so good. Yeah, I've wrote down Mbappe feet are bigs, is what I've wrote down on my notes. I mean, we could talk about France all day and we probably should talk about them all day. I think we want to deconstruct feet a bit. Does it make any sense? I've heard it somewhere before.

9:28I've grabbed it from somewhere. I've definitely not come up with that myself. I'm definitely not that intelligent. Yeah, his feet for the first goal were, again, we keep using the word ridiculous, but that was how the whole game transpired in terms of how France played. I mean, it was kind of like Isak passing him over to Jocheres, which probably wasn't the ideal bit of defending the Sweden one, but you can't take anything away from him. He was so quick. I don't think I've ever seen a player move his feet so quickly and drive at defences. He was absolutely ludicrous and a great goal. Flatly Mbappe.

10:03That's what he is. So I was thinking Wietebeaks for feet, it's not a good... I mean, I know it rhymes. Apart from rhyming, it's got to actually know they're either really dry or really soggy. Dan is quite sleep deprived. It's 4am or whatever. Yeah, Colin Miller writing, since 2018, France have scored more World Cup knockout goals than England, Portugal, Netherlands, Spain, Germany and Italy combined. Kylian Mbappe, that's 24 goals. The combined total for the other countries is 22. Kylian Mbappe's got 10. He's scored more World Cup knockout goals in that time than any of those leading European nations.

10:37It's not a question. It was kind to throw Italy in there, wasn't it? That's when they qualified. You're right. But yeah, I mean, beyond that, I suppose there is a question. because you say, Archie, those four can work. And is that because Chouamane and Rabiot are doing such a good job or the ball doesn't really get back to Chouamane and Rabiot for them to worry about it? Because I've been really impressed with Rabiot given that I, for some reason, have a preconceived idea of what Rabiot is. Everyone is functioning. And there is a similarity to what Kylian Mbappe is doing in this context in how it was for Paul Pogba with France, how the best version of Pogba was with France, not at club level.

11:25So there has been a precedent for that. I think that such is the pressure applied by that front four. Rabiot and Chouameni only have to do so much. They only have to hold their positions. And then it's, let's take the deck chairs out and watch what unfolds here. That's the most exciting thing. And when Didier Deschamps is bowing down to Kylian Mbappé as he comes off. Yeah, we don't need that. But I think that is a message because it plays into all those dictator memes about Kylian Mbappé for a start. But no, on a serious level, I think that is some recognition. And yeah, all parts of this French team are functioning.

12:05And even when Mike Magnon had to make a save, he looked pretty sharp as well. And actually, when Sweden did break through, then you've got Upa Makano and Saliba. That's pretty useful, right?

12:18Max Rushden:Yeah, I mean, if you're going to try and nitpick, I would say Jokeres gave Saliba a bit of a torrid time. A fella, obviously, he knows well. Early in the first half, and it was a good battle between them, which I think Jokeres was winning in so much as it was any kind of battle. because Sweden didn't get forward too often. But we're all going to look like chumps now when Paraguay hold them scoreless and then beat them on penalties, aren't we? I was going to say, how deep are Paraguay going to be? Yeah, the car park. It's going to be amazing. Anyway, well done to France. That was really quite good.

12:58And that'll do for part one. Part two, we'll do the game. We've just seen Mexico beating Ecuador in Mexico City. Hi, Pod fans. Max here. Barry's here too. Hello. Double Weekly is supported by Gradient FC. Now, Barry, with the World Cup underway, we know player performance will be under a microscope, from superstars cementing legacies to upstarts vying for big summer transfers. But with 48 teams and up to six matches a day, it's hard to catch every moment, and that is where the Gradient FC app shines. Their player rankings update daily during the World Cup, so you know whose performances are trending up or down on the world stage.

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15:02welcome to part two of the guardian football weekly so mexico to ecuador nil and actually archie you spotted this first and we we're on the the fourth floor of the hotel but we looked out the window and it's got a we're sort of quite high in the hollywood hills it looks down over la and all these fireworks are going off everywhere because obviously it's a huge number of mexicans in this city. Their first knockout win since 1986. First time they've had four clean sheets in a row at a World Cup. And for 45 minutes, Archie, they were relentless. And that's all they needed. The fireworks reflected the performance and I'm sure the atmosphere at the Azteca because they came out with such a bang.

15:39And the fireworks is also a theme for this game because of what the Mexican fans were doing outside the Ecuadorian hotel on the night before as well. and Ecuador were not happy about that, filed an official complaint. And yet, on the balance of... What was that complaint due? We were awfully tired, people. Can you do what? They did delay the game for an hour, I suppose. True, true. But you could have posed a legitimate question after the group stages and gone, OK, we saw the worst of South Africa against Mexico. We saw South Korea and Czechia, who have both since had their coaches stepped down from their positions.

16:19How good is this Mexican team? And this delivered an answer. Julian Quinones, who has been such a star for them at this World Cup, it's such a turnaround as well because in January 2025, Javier Aguirre, the coach, was saying, look, nobody watches the Saudi League. Nobody. And as a message to Quinones to say, look, what are you doing out there? I mean, it's a factual point, potentially. He starts the Gold Cup for Mexico last year, but he doesn't start any of their remaining games. And now he comes into this tournament where he's now being compared to Hugo Sanchez, the goat of Mexican football. And quite sweetly as well, if sweetly is the right word, Quinonez has been talking about, look, I want to give back to Mexico what they gave me because he moved from Colombia when he was 17.

17:17and if that was his aim, he has more than achieved that. It was not just from him. You could pick out Raul Jimenez as well, even though he missed that early chance, but just the way that the pressure grew. Eric Lira, again, in central midfield for them was superb. Gilberto Mora, who became the youngest player since Pelé to start a knockout game in the World Cup, I think it was. He looked so good. and even Raúl Rangel in goal for them. Two excellent saves from John Yeboah Zamora. The way that they managed the game in the second half, this was almost a perfect display for Mexico. Yeah. I mean, the Jimenez, he almost scored a Keith Outchin.

17:58I mean, he probably should have done, Barry, but both their goals had a real sort of Mexico 86 feel to me, just wallop it home.

18:06Max Rushden:Yeah, they really stayed. The move for the second, just short, sharp, quick passes. and Jimenez is put through, and yeah, just wet leathers it. The goalkeeper didn't get near either of them, as far as I can remember. Hugely impressive. I mean, I was very unimpressed with Ecuador's effort, and they just seemed to be totally overwhelmed. I don't know if it was the crowd, the occasion, the fact that they didn't have any sleep last night, but Mexico just tore at them like the hounds of hell and Ecuador barely got a touch for the first 15 minutes of the game I think the only two shots of note they had were Yeboah's which his uncle Tony would have been proud of both of them even if they didn't go in and as Archie said Mexico just controlled the second half and saw it out with ease you wouldn't expect really Ecuador had nothing.

19:12Is he his uncle Tony? No. No, I didn't think he was. I've checked so many times. I can't tell you how many times I've checked. It is late. I'm as tired as the Ecuadorians. Yeah, it is such a great championship manager regen name, is it? John Yeboah Zamora. Yeah, I thought, I mean, all Ecuador did really was just nothing until the 93rd minute, and then they were just annoyed, so wanted to kick somebody. I mean, you have said, Barry, and if England beat the Alcongue, and they may not, we don't know, that Mexico at the Azteca is the game that you're pencilling for, it's done, and it will not be easy if that happens.

19:50Max Rushden:On the evidence of tonight, I think Mexico would tear England apart. On the evidence of tonight and on the evidence of what I've seen from England so far. Mexico haven't conceded a goal yet in this tournament. And England have been, they've done just about the bare minimum. They haven't been impressive. at all. This was a very impressive display. But, you know, we're getting ahead of ourselves on a number of levels. Again, Mexico might not play that well again. Even if we are getting ahead of ourselves, or we say England or Dio Congo, Dan, with the hotel and thus the noise. I mean, I don't know if you've seen the footage of Ecuador, you know, the team being kept awake all night.

20:32If you were, let's say it's England, would you do like two hotels? Would you like book three different hotels? like get some lookalikes like how are you going to try and smuggle them into somewhere that means you could actually have a night's sleep because you're not sleeping, you're five months old you know what it's like, it's hard to perform at this level

20:51Max Rushden:I've got to shock you here Max, most Mexican hotels are probably staffed by Mexicans who let the cat out of the bag but there's disguises there's Mission Impossible masks I don't know Dan The Dear England cast, I could go and get a few of them get them involved that's the best way forward that I can think of I mean without the hotel stuff taken into account I think sometimes a host nation can just get some serious momentum and I think that's what Mexico have got USA and Canada have both had it to an extent but not to the extent that Mexico have got it and that game if England do get through the atmosphere will be like probably nothing those England players have ever experienced and they would have played in some hostile atmospheres that have played in atmospheres all over the world.

21:40But that will be something else and a true test of where this England team is at if they beat D.R. Conger. Yeah, it will just be, we'll be relying on who can put in, I was saying, who can put in a reducer in the 93rd minute just so we can feel like we've got something out of the gate. Hincapie, the second player to get sent off for covering his mouth. Disappointingly, the referee didn't give as good a VAR review as Ivan Barton. And I feel like it's probably muscle memory within a capier. I don't know. They were desperate for something. Someone was going to get sent off for Ecuador, weren't they?

22:16Anyway, the other game, Norway beating the Ivory Coast, a very late goal from Erling Haaland. And Dan, it was an interesting fit. It was a classic Haaland game, right? He didn't really touch the ball, but he did what he had to do. Seeing his dad choking up in the stands was pretty emotional. but that finish was, it was kind of not perfect, but I do like a slow finish. It's not the type of finish I think we've ever seen from Haaland. It was almost like a heavy first touch, wasn't it, that just trickled over the line? You could see the kind of angst on his face as well, that there wasn't enough on it, and it wasn't going to get over the line, but you're right to say it's like the typical vintage Haaland performance where he's not involved loads.

22:56He had a couple of headers, soft headers again in the first half, but I don't remember him doing too much else. but he doesn't need to because he's just got that knack of when his team that he's playing for needs something he's in the right place at the right time and it certainly wasn't the most beautiful goal out of the goals that were in that game last night but it was definitely the most telling and the most important he's just inevitable at Erling Haaland I just want to know why he wears Brout Haaland on the back of his shirt for Norway but not for Manchester City if it feels like the kind of thing Archie would know It's not okay there you are nice try I mean you looked at you looked at who was in the room it's okay we know our place Lars said Lars who would know he posted I love that today was about more than Haaland and Odegaard Berg lost his place just before the tournament won it back instead of sulking for this game was man of the match Nyland constantly doubted by just about everyone including myself coming up with a huge save at the end and actually Berg Barry for that Haaland goal like it's a lovely little pass from Oscar Bob but that little dinked cross from Berg was perfect, wasn't it?

24:05Max Rushden:Yeah, just a perfectly squared ball to Haaland. And, you know, he's very much one of these guys, well, I suppose they all play second fiddle to Haaland, but he's one of the more anonymous, not Haaland, not... Odegaard. Odegaard, yeah. I'm really undermining my own point here. You are, yeah. one of the blokes the nine other blokes he's very much one of them it was a bit of a miskick by Ireland I mean this game was a bit odd insofar as not much happened before the first drinks break and then Norway Neusa took a score lovely finish by him by the way that was very much against the run of play because Diamande and Nicola Pepe had been causing Norway all sorts problems with their forays down each wing and then Norway missed two very good chances before half time so I thought the Ivory Coast might come back into it, they duly did when Amadiello came on he scored a beauty probably the goal of the tournament until France took to the field and he also blocked one on the line a certain goal for Norway but yeah Haaland stepped up to score in his 13th consecutive international match.

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25:31Braut for his mum, Grae Marita Braut, her maiden name, former Norwegian heptathlete. Thank you, Joel. Very kind of you for Googling mid-pod. It means they've got Brazil, Norway. That feels quite intriguing to me. They've beaten Brazil at a World Cup before. In 1998, in the group stages. Oh, that's right. Fans were dancing on the streets outside Norwegian Parliament, I was told today. And I'd like to just add to that point about Haaland and it not being about everyone else. Because my memories of recent tournaments gone by is seeing teams turn up like Poland and before that Zlatan Ibrahimovic. And you see a big shiny number nine and your mind wanders to, wow, imagine what could happen if this all clicks together.

26:21But I think we've seen what the real difference is, is having such a strong supporting cast. Because the strength and depth that Norway have with Oskar Bob, that ball that he plays into Patrick Berg, it's such a narrow corridor of time that he has to play that and the weight of it is superb. Patrick Berg actually did a mirror assist of the one he did today against Senegal as well. It was with his left foot. So the technical ability that he has is wonderful. and vindication for Stále Solbaken as well after all those rotations against France where, to be honest, their B team gave France a pretty good game considering the circumstances that they also have improved defensively since the opening game against Iraq.

27:11I think there were some worries in Norway about how good is this team really if this is how we're getting on but they have allayed those fears at each turn and Antonio Noosa for RB Leipzig this season has been outshone by Yandir Mande, who is his opponent today. But it was Noosa who had the upper hand on this occasion. Yeah. And actually the slow-mo replay from behind the goal for Noosa's goal is great. And while we're throwing people under the bus, as Ahmad was running through, Archie said, I don't know why people are so worried about the Norwegian defence. And then Ahmad went, bing, bing, bing, bing, goal.

27:45All right. Some really good co-coms competition here. I mean, when Haaland scored, Warren Barton said, you're going to have to pay your taxes, you're going to die, and Haaland's going to score a goal. You're like, all right, Warren. I mean, we all know, we're aware of our mortality, but I wasn't thinking about it at that exact moment. But you had the BBC commentary, Dan, which included Danny Murphy. When Oscar Bob came on, we used to have a cat called Bob. He jumped into the back of a Royal Mail van, and we lost him. Sad, really. Perhaps the greatest bit of commentary of the World Cup so far. I'd be expecting there to be a film made of that story or something.

28:20It was an incredible piece of commentary from Danny Murphy. I don't even know how to even begin to comment on it. I mean, some investigations take place now that it's been brought to the mainstream of what happened to Danny Murphy's cat, Bob. And is Bob a good name for a cat? I don't think it is. Oh, I think it's quite a good name.

28:37Max Rushden:I misheard it. And I thought he'd say Bob the cat jumped in front of him. or I was thinking, Danny Murphy had a suicidal cat and now he's bringing it up in the middle of a game between Norway. Either way, bringing it up is interesting. But the thing is, I want to make it clear, I'm not having a go at Danny Murphy. It was brilliant. It was great. Just this total non-secretary. He heard the name Bob and just went into this feline reverie. You know when commentators are obsessed with showing you their notes? They're like, I don't care about your notes and you do think Danny Murphy's notes were like Bob had a cat called Bob Stephen wrote someone tell Danny Murphy that if the cat was black and white and it's real name was Jess and she was going just where she belonged which is a good point it does remind me yes no I'm a big fan of Danny and I've said before the best phone in I've ever done on TalkSport was with Danny Murphy and the phone in was have you ever seen Danny Murphy out and about and not ask for a photo because he looked so miserable.

29:43And the phone lines went absolutely wild. He just said, when you play for Liverpool, you have to have a resting go-away face. Otherwise, you couldn't get anything done. I mean, he does have a resting go-away face. There's no doubting it. Anyway, I love to Danny. I hope that's why his cat went away.

30:01Danny looked so pissed off. He was like, I just want to go to a sorting office. That's what I want. Anyway, that'll do for part two. Part three, we'll look ahead to tomorrow's games, including England versus DR Congo.

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30:57Welcome to part three of the Guardian Football Weekly. So tomorrow, England, Dio Congo, Belgium, Senegal, USA versus Bosnia, Herzegovina. England then. I mean, the general feeling is actually that Dio Congo will set up more like Ghana than Panama, right? This is England against a low block. So deep breath, everybody. It feels that way, especially having watched Diar Congo's performance against Portugal in their group opener, where despite going behind pretty early in that, Diar Congo's plan did not change. Sebastian de Sabre has been renowned for how team-orientated their approach is. They've had problems with individuals taking the limelight before, but this is definitely not the case.

31:41And the thing that impressed me most about that performance was when Portugal won up, they weren't taking any of the bait. They just stuck to their plan and thought, we are going to get our chance here. It doesn't matter what happens and what's thrown at us. And it's not just the patience of the England players that there is a question mark over. It's Thomas Tuchel as well. Because seeing the way that he jumps up and down, if you are not following his plan to the exact detail, detail through a tournament you can imagine that that is going to grind against certain players it was surprising to see him do it when harry kane sprayed that long ball early against panama because i thought that kane might have special status with him apparently not and it's quite harry kane thing to do it's something that he does usually very well it's going to be about patience this is not going to be an open game it will not be pretty we all need to buckle up what's the vibe back home Dan?

32:40A little bit of trepidation I think in a weird way I'm more worried about this type of game than I would be if we played Brazil because I agree with Tuchel that I think England will play better against better teams but this kind of game is England's kryptonite and we've already been frustrated by Ghana who as we say we expect Congo to set up in a similar way and there was periods in the first kind of hour where Panama it was the same so this is knockout football now, you know, you're getting towards the business end, so England need the group, you can get away with it, but England will need to come up with something tonight in that game, and I just I feel like Tuchel's making a few too many changes on a game-to-game basis, on the evidence that we've had so far he clearly doesn't know his best team, there's noise that Conte's going to play right back, which, you know, against a nation like Brazil, where you want to shut someone down, I think that's absolutely fine but if it's against a team like D.R.

33:39Conger who are going to sit in, you kind of need all the creativity and all the forward momentum you can get and that isn't going to be Esri Concer. At right back, he'll sit in and make it more of a back three. So I think there's more questions than answers right now. Although if Concer plays right back, Stones plays centre back and is better at passing the ball, I guess. That's the trade-off than if you play Spence at right back. Then he played the first game and then has disappeared and then you're bringing him back in for the fourth game. And like I said, I just think Tuchel, especially at the back, and I know he's had injuries, but I'm not sure he's sure what the right combination is.

34:12And in that first game, when he put Stones in, the back four just looked like a back four that had never played together before because that's what they were. What do you reckon, Baz? Easy England win. Are you saying that because then you've covered yourself? What is that? Is that reverse psychology?

34:28Max Rushden:You ask me what I think, and I think it'll be an easy England win. Okay. All right. Any more? They need to move the ball quicker. they need to get better crosses into the box and if it's nil-nil with 10 minutes to go get Tony on they need to up their game they really do they've been very unimpressive so far apart from one half against Croatia and yeah if they don't get up their game they won't sniff a win in this tournament just to say I think Kwanza and Rhys James both missed final training yeah didn't they so so it could be concert it could be spence probably spence yeah i think also really important that the wingers properly turn up that hasn't happened in the first three games and the people who were calling for the inclusion of phil foden and cole palmer will look at that and go why what's happening here but the key difference is that these players fit Tuchel's system in he wants he wants players who can run into space more who are more willing to do that more used to doing that it's just that we need the space to run into we need to beat these teams to play the teams that have give the space do you think Foden, Wharton and Palmer are meeting up for England games just to have laugh-alongs big buckets of popcorn fizzy pop you wouldn't want them to win it a good giggle I think you'd want them to do well, but you wouldn't want them to win.

36:01Depends how great a guy you are, if you're Phil Foden. I reckon Jack Grealish wants them to win. Yeah, but Jack Grealish wants them winning an ass. No, I know. You're already getting on in that spot. Although Dan did say, you know, this game is England's kryptonite. I mean, I'd say England have quite a few different kryptonites from my experience of watching World Cups. Belgium-Senegal, that feels nicely poised, Archie. especially because Belgium haven't really found their feet okay they did against New Zealand but they have been really poor in front of goal how many shots it's taken for them to to score their goals in this tournament so far and if we're judging that France are the team to beat then the best performance against them so far was by Senegal in that opening game And even though they were in the league table of third place finishers, the worst of the eight, I think they're the strongest of the eight.

37:00So intrigued to see if Edouard Mondi is back in goal. He's flown from the tournament back to Jeddah in Saudi Arabia for some treatment on his knee and then flown back again in the hope of being fit for the game. Seems the wrong way to go from the knee. and surely there's a doctor in America. This was something that also... How good is that? It's a Jedi in Jeddah, isn't it? It has to be. Also crossed my mind, but yeah. I think Senegal are a fun team to watch and they were unfortunate with the group that they drew, so I'd probably make them light favourites here. It is hypocritical for an England fan to say it feels like the US are sort of looking ahead, looking beyond Bosnia, but that's the sort of vibe you get from the coverage here.

37:46Occasionally they stop themselves and go, Bosnia are pretty wily but you'd imagine the US

37:50Max Rushden:apart from that reporter who claimed not to be able to pick it out on a map although to be honest I don't think I could pick Bosnia out on a map either but that's entirely down to my own lack of geographical knowledge and nothing to do not in any way disparaging yeah they are definitely looking ahead of that game and that's a dangerous game to play but they're very excited about how well their team is doing so far. Yeah, probably good for the tournament if they keep progressing. Any other business? Ronald Koeman has left his job as head coach of the Netherlands. He posted a farewell message on Instagram saying, we all dreamed of a World Cup in which we would write history.

38:33That didn't work out. No one's more disappointed about that than me. The past years have made me realise again that there's more important things than football. Football's been my life, but health is priceless. When someone you love is fighting a tough battle, your perspective changes. is Koeman's wife has breast cancer before the tournament. He said, my wife, Bartina, isn't here with me. Every Wednesday afternoon, she undergoes chemotherapy cycles, then suffers from side effects for one or two days. Sometimes life is difficult for her, for me, for all of us together. We hope the treatments yield positive results, but it's tough.

39:02So we wish her and him well, of course. Depressingly predictable racist abuse directed at the Dutch players who missed penalties. We find this appalling, the Dutch FA said. Football brings together millions of different people, whereas discrimination does the exact opposite. It runs counter to everything football stands for. I agree with that wholeheartedly. In US government news, Barry, the Department of Homeland Security Secretary, Mark Wayne Mullen, has said he's so happy Iran are out of the World Cup. Admitted during a World Cup security briefing, I'm just glad they're done and they're not coming back.

39:34I was so happy when we were able to pull their visas and said they could leave the US soil. I might have sung a song or two and even danced a happy dance. I mean I suppose US government official being tone deaf is not a surprise

39:47Max Rushden:Well what is slightly surprising is that Mark Wayne Mullen seems to be even more objectionable than the woman he replaced That takes some doing Yeah it's pretty grim stuff isn't it The Iran team left a handwritten note addressed to the people of Mexico which read you showed us that hosting a FIFA World Cup is about far more than stadiums and tickets We leave this World Cup with pride, but also with one fundamental question. Did every team truly compete under equal conditions and equal professional standards? What we experienced was a series of decisions, logistical arrangements and circumstances that undermined the sense of fairness and impression only reinforced by the events of the final match day of our group.

40:27But at least Gianni went into the dressing room and said, you've got this, lads. So that's fine. A moderate gear change. Gina says regarding melons. Tell Archie melons from Vicer Farms at the Santa Monica Farmers Market will change his life. Ooh. Pete says, a melon spoon. The game's gone. Nish Kumar writes, as we enter Comedian's Corner, how bad is Archie's diet? Ellis says he eats melon. Say it ain't so. Ellis James said, listen, I like Archie a lot. I think he's a great panellist. But if you think I'm tuning into Football Weekly for a combination of astute football analysis and melon spoon content, you've got another thing coming.

41:01You're living in dreamland. Josh Whittacombe writes, it now feels like a nuclear arms race between comedians to get their Mark Langman text read out. It's becoming more important than the Perrier Award.

41:10Max Rushden:it's not as if Widdicombe, James and Kumar don't have enough podcasts going between them that they have to hijack ours to have you know yeah if any other comedians could yeah stop using this you're in a WhatsApp group together I've seen the screenshots for goodness sake Dara O 'Brien listens Tim Key listens Ben Fisher was at a gig in Bristol Tim Key was performing in Bristol and Tim was talking to someone in the audience about podcasts and the audience said he listened to Football Weekly and Tim said, oh, I love Football Weekly. And he said, I think Tim Key said, I'm going to listen to it. At the end of the day, it's going to be my treat for the day.

41:46And then he just looked to the sky and he said, Max Rushton, a tornado of vanilla.

41:54Max Rushden:At the risk of sounding like a complete knob, I had a great chat with Tim Key at Ellis James' wedding. Right. Where I also spoke to Nish Kumar and Josh Whittaker. Right, OK. Is there any anecdote? No. OK. So, yeah, I suppose you did sound a bit of a knob. but that's okay I've lived with you for long enough to know that it's true anyway that'll do for today sorry are you accusing me of name dropping well you just did name drop yeah and then you said but you know I'm a name dropper because you insinuated no no no no no I'm not accusing you of name dropping I'm accusing you of being a knob that's fine

42:39All right, that'll do for today. Thanks, everybody. Thank you, Dan. Thank you. Thanks, Barry. Thank you. Thank you, Archie. Thanks, Matt. Football Weekly is produced by Rory Simon and Matt Bentley-Viney, our executive producers, Joel Grove and Daniel Stephens. We'll be back tomorrow.

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