Arsenal back in Champions League final during a week to savour: Football Weekly

6 May 2026 · 1 h 1 min · 25 chapters

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In short

Guardian Football Weekly discusses Arsenal’s Champions League final qualification/performance, the Premier League title race after Everton held Manchester City, Forest’s win over Chelsea despite heavy rotation, Chelsea’s slump, and the Scottish title race as Hearts lead.

Guests (backgrounds)

Barry Glenn Denning (Guardian football writer/pundit). Nicky Bandini (Guardian football writer). Paul Watson (from The Sweeper podcast; football writer). Ty (producer; also co-host of The Tuesday Club / Alan Davis Arsenal podcast). Ewan Murray (Guardian journalist covering Scottish football; Hearts specialist).

Key claims

Arsenal’s atmosphere at the Emirates helped them avoid nerves and play confidently; Arteta has built a team that doesn’t panic. Arsenal’s Joao Félix/Jonathan? (discussion centers on Viktor Gyokeres) transformation over weeks is credited to confidence and better support. Everton’s 3-3 with City keeps the title race alive; Doku’s late equaliser is pivotal. Chelsea are “hard to work out” and are in a deep slump; Forest’s eight-change approach still worked because Chelsea were winless and toothless.

Notable examples

Doku’s curler vs City; Arsenal’s Champions League win with Gyokeres leading the line; Forest’s late João Pedro bicycle kick; Hearts beating Rangers and Hearts’ remaining fixtures (Motherwell, Celtic-Rangers, Falkirk).

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Chapters

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Arsenal's Recent Success

0:45 to 2:30

Discussion on Arsenal's performance, including their recent match results and the atmosphere at the Emirates.

“their strongest side against Chelsea, they made eight changes and won.”

Fan Engagement and Atmosphere

2:30 to 4:55

Exploring the impact of fan engagement on the team's performance and atmosphere during games.

“And then how quickly it can be punctured.”

Player Performances Highlighted

4:55 to 7:50

Analysis of individual player performances, particularly focusing on Giocares and his recent improvement.

“It's like when the board went up for five minutes, that normally is a point for, oh no, we've got another five minutes of hell ahead.”

Tactics and Team Selection

7:50 to 10:55

Discussion on Arteta's tactical decisions and team selections in recent matches.

Standout Players This Season

10:55 to 12:20

Highlighting key players like Saka and their contributions to the team's success.

“He's been available this season when others haven't.”

Saka's Impact and Intelligence on the Field

14:01 to 15:56

Explore the unique qualities of Bukayo Saka and his influence on Arsenal's game.

“You were like, oh, this is, you know, it sort of doesn't matter which one you pick at one point.”

Arsenal vs Atleti - Match Analysis

15:57 to 17:43

Analyze Arsenal's performance against Atletico Madrid and the psychological aspects of the game.

“And I think really the credit to Arsenal for the way they weathered that, that they came away disappointed to only have got the draw.”

Substitutions and Game Flow Disruption

17:44 to 19:23

Discuss the impact of substitutions on game flow and fan perceptions during the match.

“when Simeone got through and was sort of bundled down, Griezmann's penalty shout, you know, all of these things could have been the moment.”

Finals and Underdog Status

19:24 to 22:08

Debate Arsenal's potential underdog status in the upcoming final and the unpredictability of cup matches.

“And the two of them as Jack in the Boxes, it was incredible to watch as a side show.”

Controversy Surrounding Touchline Behavior

22:09 to 23:45

Critique the touchline behavior of managers Arteta and Simeone during the game.

“about Mike Larteta, but it's not allowed, is it?”
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Preparing for Upcoming Opponents

23:46 to 24:54

Discuss the potential opponents for Arsenal in the final and their strengths.

“You know, you have a technical area, stand in it, it's not hard.”

Analyzing Arsenal's Title Chances

28:00 to 29:40

Discussion on Arsenal's potential to win the league and challenges ahead.

“I thought City were slightly unlucky hearing that I think Michael Keane should absolutely have been sent off for that challenge on Jeremy Doku in the first half and he got away with the yellow card.”

The Impact of Key Moments

29:40 to 31:00

Exploration of pivotal moments affecting the title race, including mistakes and team performances.

“But I don't think either of these teams has been without mistakes and without nerves.”

Chelsea's Troubling Performance

31:00 to 33:00

A deep dive into Chelsea's current struggles and inconsistent performances.

“and there's so many examples that through the season.”

Injury Woes and Young Talent

33:00 to 35:20

Discussion on injuries affecting players and the emergence of younger talents.

“I would like Arsenal to beat West Ham and then lose to Burnley, please.”

Introduction to Part Three

42:01 to 43:01

Host introduces Ewan Murray and sets the stage for football discussion.

“Welcome to part three of the Guardian Football Weekly.”

Ewan's Passion for Hearts

43:01 to 45:10

Ewan discusses his emotional connection to Hearts and their current league position.

“Yes, so should I declare my interest in this for those who do not know?”

The Stakes for Hearts

45:10 to 47:14

Discussion on the implications of Hearts' upcoming matches and potential outcomes.

“and I think that's part of it and also history has not been kind to Hearts in this context they lost the league on goal difference with seven minutes to go effectively in the last day of the season in 1986.”

Challenges and Opportunities

47:14 to 49:10

Ewan outlines the challenges Hearts face and opportunities for securing the title.

“to do from here to get across the line With three games to go there are three points in front and five goals in front of Celtic.”

The Impact of Bloom and Analytics

49:10 to 52:05

Exploration of Tony Bloom's influence on Hearts and the use of analytics in recruitment.

“We were talking about that in the pub after the game on Monday.”

Identifying Key Players

52:05 to 56:00

Discussing the standout players for Hearts and their potential impact on the league.

“having Nancy Rangers drawing 12 having Russell Martin, does it increase the pressure because you think, you know, the last time you won the league was 1960, when will the next time be?”

Scottish Football's Talent Drain Concerns

56:00 to 58:19

Discussing the impact of non-Scottish players on the national team and clubs.

“I suppose a big part of the concern around that in Italy isn't are Colmore doing well enough because Colmore are demonstrably doing very well.”

Pre-World Cup Reflections

58:20 to 58:54

Panelists share personal thoughts and future hopes ahead of the World Cup.

FC Vaduz's Record-Breaking Cup Win

58:55 to 1:00:02

Analyzing FC Vaduz's 52nd Liechtenstein Cup victory and its implications.

“Just finally, Paul, in the WhatsApp group, imagine you're all across this, but FC Vaduz extended their world record by winning the Liechtenstein Cup this evening.”

Final Thoughts and Acknowledgments

1:00:03 to 1:00:43

Wrapping up discussions with thanks to participants and production credits.

“How many Liechtensteinans are in their team?”
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0:00This is The Guardian.

0:30wasn't as nerve-wracking as it should have been. The second great result for the Gunners after Manchester City dropped two points at Everton. It could have been worse for City. Jeremy Doku with a glorious curler to rescue a point and keep the title race alive. Just our City, the bottlers after all. Meanwhile, after we said Forest needed to play their strongest side against Chelsea, they made eight changes and won. Chelsea's sixth league defeat in a row. And then to the Jazz Bar. It's been far too long for a proper fit bar corner. Ewan Murray joins us as the title race goes from three to a two-horse race with Hearts leading the way.

0:58There's big news from the Lichtenstein Cup. Your questions. And that's today's Guardian Football Weekly.

1:07On the panel today, Barry Glenn Denning, welcome. Hi, Max. Hello, Nicky Bandini. Morning. Mention of the Lichtenstein Cup will mean some listeners will already know that from the sweeper pod, Paul Watson is on today. Hey, Paul. Hi, Max. And joining us for part one, producer Ty, anyone who listens to the end of these podcasts may occasionally hear today's football weekly was produced by tayo papula but he's also a co-host of the tuesday club the alan davis arsenal podcast if that's not fair on you tayo and you were there last night i was there last night yeah thank you for having me it's a pleasure it's been a very good two days to be an arsenal fan uh nikki is smiling from ear to ear tayo how was it at the emirates last night from start to finish it was brilliant from the atmosphere before the game outside the ground to the whole build-up it felt like a special night it felt like the biggest night at the stadium you have to worry about things like that because I think a few Arsenal fans especially around my way remember getting very excited in 2009 when Ronaldo Cristiano Ronaldo ended our semi-final hopes inside 11 minutes so when you have all of that kind of build-up before a game it can sometimes come back and bite you on the bum but it didn't this time the TIFO looked great the fireworks were great and we started off and managed the game fantastically well and you know the crowd have been criticized this season and rightly at times for transmitting those kind of nerves to the players well I think they did the opposite yesterday and they transmitted a real confidence and excitement and everyone was on board it's interesting where the mind goes doesn't it and I think Taiz did right thinking about that Ronaldo goal actually the atmosphere It was amazing before that goal.

2:48I remember that being at Arsenal. I'm thinking, God, you know what? Everyone's up for it tonight. Maybe we'll do something. And then how quickly it can be punctured. So I was thinking about the narratives we tell around games and how, yes, the atmosphere last night was spectacular and something that Arteta's been trying to build and Arsenal tried to build. But it's not the atmosphere that wins the game still. Even despite that, you have to have the performance to match it. I'd actually made a note of this, and I was almost afraid to say it in case I got absolutely hammered. But seeing as you mentioned it, Would it be fair to say that since getting criticised after the Bournemouth game for booing Arsenal off, despite them being nine points clear at the top of the table, the Arsenal fans seem to have tweaked that they can do more for their team than turn up five minutes before kick-off, sit in silence or moan for 90 minutes and then go home.

3:40Because last night seemed really special, the welcome for the team coach, the fireworks. I love a good T4. That one was great, especially when you compare it to the cannon on a bed sheet hung disconsolately behind one goal. Was it last season? And I think that makes a huge difference to the team. Yeah, I mean, look, being there as a fan, it goes both ways. It's been a very, very, very tense season. There has been this tension in the crowd because this one season feels like it's lasted for four years and there's a lot of tension around. That is on the crowd to kind of react positively. And I do, I take slight issue, of course, with the idea that we're kind of turning up disconsolate and booing.

4:27That did happen against Bournemouth. Bournemouth was a terrible performance. It doesn't help. But at the same time, the crowd are responding to the team. And after the optimism and enthusiasm of the Fulham game, I think, and of course, even though it's a different competition, the result a couple of nights ago with Man City and Everton, it turned the mood positive and that atmosphere came with it. And the players responded to that. And I think there was one way where the crowd did make a big difference. It's like when the board went up for five minutes, that normally is a point for, oh no, we've got another five minutes of hell ahead.

5:03But there was a massive, massive cheer and there was that encouragement all the way through. So, yeah, I don't know if it's a case of the Arsenal fans finally working out that they've got to be part of it. I think a dam has slightly broken in the last couple of days in terms of atmosphere and optimism. And the end of the season feels like it's in sight. And I think that energy and enthusiasm is brought as much by the team as it was by the crowd. Yeah. And the end's in sight, Nicky, and you could win all of it. Yeah. Let's not make the whole Arsenal just being a Champions League final qualifying night about, well, were the crowd good enough recently?

5:38That's not actually what this is about, is it? I mean, it's amazing that it was such an amazing atmosphere last night. Listen, in the end, as much as I am a fan and the atmosphere matters to me and it matters to everyone, I think it is still not about just the fans. It's about the players on the pitch to win a game of football, which is a really hard game of football. I do think the atmosphere comes into it. I think it's important to mention. I just thought it was a bit of the same as maybe after the Bayern PSG first leg. I don't think everyone listening wants to go straight to the curmudgeonly and everything that's wrong with modern football.

6:09Maybe we can enjoy the fact that there's some happiness before we go straight to that. But listen, I think that it's worth saying that actually this is part of what Atletico Madrid do so effectively under Diego Simeone. They do make you feel unconfident. They do make you feel unsettled. They haven't always been this juggernaut. But what they are effective at doing, even when they haven't got the best players in an individual matchup, is making you doubt yourself. And I think what was really, you can put it on the crowd if you want to. but I think you've got to also acknowledge that this is what Michael Arteta has built as a manager.

6:42It's a team that actually has now been, despite all the bottling remarks, despite everything else, has been playing in really competitive games for a really long time. And on this occasion, did not show even an inch of nerves, really didn't actually, really delivered from the start of this game. And it's easy to go, oh, well, they aren't playing PSG, they aren't playing Bayern Munich. That's true. Arsenal have had the soft side of the draw. but they weren't playing nobody either. They were playing against a team that had Julian Alvarez, that had Antoine Griezmann, that had Adam O 'Lukman and none of those players looked at all threatening and I think you can get into the detail of that as well.

7:20We should probably question whether or not Simeone got his team selection right, whether or not switching the whole team out it felt like with 60 minutes gone was the right choice because it felt like that really threw them off their rhythm but I do think you know let's celebrate how flipping good that is because in the end two teams reached the final and Arsenal won them yeah and I wanted it to get edgy I was like waiting for it to get edgy I was like waiting for the panic and the panic was never there and I was like this is really annoying I want some panic because I wasn't necessarily supporting Arsenal in this game but they were good and actually Paul from the front I thought Jocheres who hasn't been brilliant I think at holding the ball up for a large part of the season but has been really good at that in the last sort of three weeks basically I thought he led the line absolutely brilliantly he was fantastic he's like a whole he looks like a whole different person and it's funny because I don't think he's necessarily doing a completely different job I think he's been making these runs he's been working very hard but it suddenly feels like something's clicked in him especially after Fulham after that game he just looked so much more pumped up and confident I do also feel like the fans response to him is a part of that I feel like the fans are now you know in the past was a bit of eye rolling at some of the some of the runs he was making and you know no one's ever doubted necessarily his his effort and his workload but he was starting to make runs that looked pretty futile whereas suddenly you know he made the goal that was that was very much he was doing he created the situation that led to to the goal and from nothing really not not from a particularly threatening position his run alone created that situation and it's really nice actually because there's always been this doubt about you know is he going to be a flop and I still don't think it's definitively you know he's been a success but I do think it's really nice to see a player settle into a club and actually finally show what he's capable of and last night felt for him like a real celebration of how far he's come he he did miss that great chance as well to be fair he missed a brilliant chance for a second one but again he got into that position and and you know if he'd scored that you'd have said what a game from jokers you know he's on fire but you know he did miss that chance i will i will concede that and i really thought that was going in all the way and you know looked perfect the ball was perfect um was it in cap here i think put it perfectly into him and he did he did blaze it but um i just think he's such a different player when he's confident and he looks confident and i'm i'm just really happy for him actually i'm no in no by no means an Arsenal fan but I'd love to see a player who perhaps looks like he's he's on on course to be seen as a bit of a flop finally sort of deliver.

9:59I've been very critical of Giocares this season certainly I think he's not he's not showed the kind of technical ability he's looked awkward but he was brilliant last night and as you say not so much with the goal scoring stuff but the running of the channels the incredible hold-up play he gave Lenormand and Panko a really really tough time all night did brilliantly bringing other players into it as well but he also really benefited from having players on either side of him fit and available who kind of compliment him because he had a fit sacker and I'm sure we'll come to him Trossard also two players who like when he plays alongside say Martinelli or Maduaki he's got you've got a side of three runners who are perhaps all trying to go for the same balls through midfield that he is as well but he his strengths were played to by having Saka mixing things up with having Trossard going short for him as well and so he's not having to battle you know James Tarkovsky or other Premier League defenders who he has struggled with because the Premier League is really really hard so he's very recently we've had we've been playing him more into kind of channels where he has been able to kind of bully his way use his speed use his upper body strength in that situation much more effectively And I also think just one thing to say about him, as I say, I've been quite critical of him.

11:20He's been available this season when others haven't. And, you know, he's done the minutes that Havertz, Marino, Jesus, if they've been fit. So he's kind of battled through, he's found his place in the Premier League. He's found the Champions League a little bit more easy physically, of course, in comparison. but he's really put the he's kind of put the work in and how he's got to 20 goals if you ask me to go through them all I'm not sure I can do that for you but he's shown up and he's found a groove and now with better players on the pitch with him with with Calafiore um looking to forward motion at all times with Eza looking for him as he did for for Saka's goal the other day he's got players around him um and look guess what Arsenal look better with their better players on the pitch and he's definitely benefited from that.

12:10And one of those players, Baz, was Lewis Skelly. And I was surprised that he was... I wasn't sure if Zubin Mendy wasn't 100 % fit, but I just thought he did incredibly well in what must be like... It's an incredible moment to be put into centre mid. I don't know how many times he's played centre mid, but it feels like a centre mid the second time he's been put there. And he hasn't played so much this season. Unless I'm mistaken, I think he is a centre mid by trade as a kid. so it's not a position that's alien to him but I thought it was a brave selection by Arteta and it paid off again I don't know what Christian Neurgaard has done since leaving Brentford what has happened to him the guy cannot get a minute on the pitch it seems and I wonder what he makes has been overlooked for Miles Lewis Skelly this child playing out of position in terms of his senior appearances but Lewis Skelly didn't put a foot wrong and there are other selections Arteta you could argue were a bit of a gamble picked Ben White who was again fine I can't think of a single Arsenal player who didn't have a good game last night David Rea was good again he didn't have to do much but what he was called upon to do he did were fine.

13:34And again, I just add my praise to Jokeres. I think I remember saying a couple of months ago that it's just not working for him. And it wasn't at the time, but the transformation in him over the last six to eight weeks has been jaw-dropping, I think. Worth a mention for Saka, Nicky, isn't it? I mean, like, you know... Tiny mention maybe for the player who scored the goal. Yeah, absolutely. But him coming back is... Because there were times when Maduweke, I think, started really brilliant for Arsenal. You were like, oh, this is, you know, it sort of doesn't matter which one you pick at one point.

14:08But then you do see the... And Saka, I think Barney was saying on Monday, you know, had looked a bit tired at times of season. But, you know, like it wasn't the most brilliant goal he's ever scored. But like, he's such a special player. No, but I think there is. I mean, there's a real... Obviously, there's a qualitative difference between Maduweke and Saka. And that's not chucking Maduweke under some sort of bus. you can be a very good player and not be as good as Bukayo Saka. I think he's, I've always felt like he's the special player in this team. I was, well, maybe that's doing other people a disservice, but he's the one I'm most excited to watch.

14:40That's certainly true. He's always our star boy. And I think that it's easy to go, oh, scoring the goal, the flashy thing, the thing that you remember, of course, and having that moment of running to the crowd. But actually, I think there's something almost more to it than that, which is for a 24-year-old, he's really actually quite patient. I think that's part of, again, what I was talking about before with Arsenal not panicking in this situation and being up against a team that just wants to have you under pressure the whole time. That whole goal was quite patient. It was a lovely ball from Saliba, I think it was originally, to get Kjokos free.

15:14He takes the time he needs to get the ball right across goal. Trossard really takes his time, doesn't panic, takes that beat to look for the ball. And I think all of those things are what makes it. And I think that Saka is absolutely a player who does that, who transmits that, and who when he's on the ball or not actually on that flank, you can see that he really is taking decisions. Whereas Madueke, he's so good at going past this man, but I'm not always sure he is making those decisions with as much thought as Saka is. So I think that there is a different intelligence to the team when Saka's in it personally.

15:47And I think that's part of why they won last night. I will say this does go back to the fan thing. and I want to be clear I was never trying to get away from the fan thing I just felt like it was a bit negative that initial talk but I do think like as someone who grew up in London there's something extra magic about when you hear Saka talk at the end of the game and like yeah you know like that's what it sounds like in London that's how being an Arsenal game has always been those are the people you know you've grown up with and enjoyed football with your whole life and it just it does feel like as a fan he's one of us and that feels a little bit extra special Athletics weren't great in this Paul I mean obviously part of that is Arsenal stopping them be great but were you expecting more yes I think I probably was but I think I was also expecting exactly what we got to some degree so coming into this I think to some degree what was interesting was that the first leg because of the disappointment with the overturned penalty it felt like Arsenal were a bit disappointed to have only got that one all draw but actually that was a huge result you know that that was really for me the danger leg because you're going to a stadium where I think they've never, Atleti had never lost to an English side in a Champions League knockout at home.

16:54So this is a really daunting tie. And I think really the credit to Arsenal for the way they weathered that, that they came away disappointed to only have got the draw. I think it then put this huge pressure on Atleti because they were only really going to be able to play the way they played. And it relies on those little moments, those little sparks from Griezmann or Alvarez or someone to do something magical and and it didn't really happen for them that said there were some there were some moments like I think you know we talked about this game being perhaps not the edge of the seat kind of game and it wasn't it didn't have that feel of like your stomach plummeting as an Arsenal fan I'm not an Arsenal fan but you know I didn't feel like Arsenal fans were sitting there with their stomach plummeting every minute or something there weren't an abundance of chances but there were those moments and you know there's there's um when Simeone got through and was sort of bundled down, Griezmann's penalty shout, you know, all of these things could have been the moment.

17:53So I don't look at it and say, well, I think Atleti played particularly badly or managed the game particularly badly. The only point, this decision to change things up so massively, just at the point that they seem like they were catching a kind of flow, Atleti, to suddenly make those changes and sort of change the whole, the way they were playing, seemed slightly counterintuitive to me. Yeah, I know there was the saw-off air shot, which, you know, given how hard he kicks the ball, must have hurt the air, I thought. Just, you know, the poor bit of air that he kicked would have been tough. It was funny, Ty, you were saying before the pod, you weren't sure if it was a good game on.

18:28Like, being a fan, you just weren't sure. You know, it was interesting when Paul said it wasn't edge-of-the-seat stuff. I think it was sort of back-of-the-seat stuff for neutrals. But you just have no idea? Yeah, I was reliably told that it was an absolute turkey. of the game so uh thanks for clarification look you don't yeah you don't you don't know in there there was a moment like around 70 minutes where and I didn't say it out loud because of jinxing of course but it was the first time I felt comfortable and to your point uh Paul and Nicky about the substitutions about the disrupting of the flow when you take off Alvarez and Griezmann and go for that kind of Hail Mary switch up that was a vote of confidence for what Arteta had been able to do in terms of suffocating the team so if you're watching as a neutral without that tension then I can perhaps concede that it might have brought you to tears but there was no way that there were battles all over the pitch for the one-eyed Arsenal fan you know and we found those and Mikel Arteta seemed to come up with the solution for all of the small amount that Atleti offered and they didn't really offer much up front there was that kind of scare with I think I think if Simeone had gone down at the first opportunity then we might have had a case um for for a penalty but he tried to stay on his feet thank you very much and and take the shot so apart from that there wasn't really too much to worry about so yeah as a as a fan watching it I was absorbed from start to finish I was um especially absorbed because where I sit is right in front of Diego, Simeone and Arteta.

20:11And the two of them as Jack in the Boxes, it was incredible to watch as a side show. I mean, there was a point where Simeone ends up in Arteta's technical area at some point. So that in itself was sensational. But yeah, couldn't take my eyes off it. I will watch it all again. And I'll concede that it might not be as much fun the second time around without that tension taken away, which is everything. I just wanted, on those substitutions and that impact, it's another of those fan things that maybe isn't real, but Antoine Griezmann scored that goal against us in the Europa League and then did the fortnight celebration however many years ago that is now.

20:54And I think there's like that institutional fear of players you get because you remember them ruining your big night. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so at least as a fan, like the second he goes off, you're like, oh, thank God. Because like you're waiting for him to do it again, to go and score that goal and do the dance he hasn't done in years and years, but he used to do. And yeah, I do think that substitution, psychologically as a fan at least, was like, oh, thank God he's out of the way. And Baz, it'll be, I mean, it'd be good to get a pound for everyone who says styles make fights in the lead up to whoever Arsenal play in the final.

21:20But that will be, regardless of who it is, it will be a fascinating game. Yeah, Arsenal will almost certainly go into it as underdogs, whoever they're playing. but it's a final, it's a one-off game. They have every chance of winning it. We've seen it happen before, Wigan beating Man City in the cup final, any number of FA Cup shocks. We see massive upsets in other sports. I don't think Garrison beating Bayern or PSG would be a massive upset but I think they will need whoever they're playing to have a bad day. They'll need big performances all over the pitch but I'd definitely give them a chance.

22:05Of course they have a chance. They're in the final. I was about to say something uncomplimentary about Mike Larteta, but it's not allowed, is it? Barry should. Barry should say something uncomplimentary about Mike Larteta. I forgot I'm on the arse cast today. Hey, Barry, you can say what you like. I would like to hear Baz's uncomplimentary thing about Mike Larteta. I also just think, and I completely agree with everyone who's going to say it, Arsenal will be the underdogs in this final. But it is weird. It is nevertheless weird that we're talking about a team like there's some crazy underdog while they are top of the Premier League and have not lost in the Champions League this season.

22:40They have zero loss in the Champions League. Yeah. Barry, now time to take this away from, you know, there are lots of listeners to this podcast who don't want everything to be positive about Arsenal. Yes. No, just, we mentioned the touchline antics of Simeone and Arteta. And while mildly amusing, it's getting out of hand. Arteta's behaviour on the touchline is disgraceful and the sooner the better some fullback or winger absolutely cleans him out accidentally in inverted commas while going for a ball that's rolled down the touchline, the better. I cannot wait to see it. Up in the air. What is it you don't like, Barry?

23:26He's interfering with the game. He's practically standing on the pitch. and he's got this rectangle he's supposed to stand in and he doesn't stand in it. And so with Simeone. Last night, Simeone was so far down the line at one point I thought he was going to take a throw in. I said at the start, I mentioned both of them, but it's just, it shouldn't be allowed. You know, you have a technical area, stand in it, it's not hard. Are you sad, Austin, in the final, Barry? I couldn't give a shit. who would you prefer Tyo out of PSG and Bayern there is a revenge factor to play PSG again I wouldn't dare to suggest that one side is going to be better suited to Arsenal the other but I think the overriding thing is living in a world where Harry Kane has scored a winner against your team in the Champions League final I'd like to take that out of the equation so if my choice is based entirely on that.

24:28I can live with it being Dembele. It's too long a summer if it's Harry Kane. What if he's got a Spurs shirt underneath his Bayern shirt, just there. He's just got it on. What a moment that would be. Alright, thank you, Tayo. Thanks for your job. Go back to producing this podcast now. How we survived without a producer for part one. No one will know. I will be back in a second. All my bits for part one are going to be taken out. Now that our producer has officially come out and nailed his colours to the mast. You provided necessary balance for this very objective podcast, Barry. Thank you. And we'll be back to discuss.

25:04The thing I'm saying, I don't think anything I've said is even remotely controversial. That's the problem. You just seem in a bit of a mood, that's all. I'm not in a mood. Okay. Nothing's worse when you're not in a mood than someone saying, are you in a mood? Because then that gets you in a mood, doesn't it? I didn't mean it. We'll be back in a second.

25:30Welcome to part two of the Guardian Football Weekly. So then another good night for Arsenal the night before, Everton 3, Manchester City 3, which means Arsenal have 76 points from 35 games and Manchester City are five points behind with a game in hand. What a game, Paul. And weird, at the end of it, all the players look devastated. Yeah, like, I don't know if you saw, this is a bit of a tangent, but did you see there was a non-league game and someone took a photo that was on Twitter where both teams had been relegated and there was this shot that was just magic because every single player on the field was on their knees in that kind of we've been relegated pose.

26:09Platoon wave, brilliant. There was a bit of that here, wasn't there? Because also, what was so weird about this game is that Man City end up grabbing what should theoretically be a kind of, there should be some sort of relief and joy in scoring a last second equaliser and I'm sure there is. But they must be gutted because, you know, this is enormously costly result. It may be basically the death knell for their title ambitions. And Everton must be gutted too because they looked, I mean, there's no way they should have won this game, Everton, really, by rights. I mean, for the first, like, I don't know how many minutes they barely got out of their own box.

26:46It just looked like it was going to be a really typical sort of Man City win. So nothing in this game made any sense, really. even beyond the fact that actually um ilman and jai basically had three or four other chances that didn't go in it could it was just a game that made zero sense but yeah left both sides absolutely gutted my overwhelming sadness is for david moyce who's never beaten pep and you're like this is your chance this is your chance poor bloke um i mean the reality is barry that that docket strike it does basically keep the title race alive i think i think without that it is completely done.

27:21I mean, it's sort of done, but it's not done done. I think it is done. And I thought it was hilarious that when he scored that equaliser, he wheeled away with his finger to his lips and kept tapping his finger against his lips. And I'm going, who are you trying to shush here? You've dropped two points. You've given the title to Arsenal. I'll be astonished if Arsenal don't win the title at this stage. could scarcely have handpicked three easier fixtures for the remaining games everyone is saying that West Ham have something to fight for are fighting for their lives and that's all well and good but I could be fighting for my life but if I'm fighting against someone who's a much better fighter than me I'm still going to lose and be dead and so it's like a motivational speech that Barry you should put that on mugs and t-shirts you should do a reel you should do a reel you know I might get lucky with a punch but I'm almost I'm gonna lose uh if I'm fighting against someone who's better at fighting than me which is pretty much every human being who's ever lived so I'd be astonished if Arsenal don't win the league and I still think City won't win all the remaining games.

28:42They've got some tough games coming. Yeah, I mean I suppose with my Spurs hat on I can just see Arsenal not helping Tottenham by accident and dropping points to West Ham but yeah, if they beat West Ham you sort of think Burnley at home Palace away three days before Palace probably have a European final. I thought City were slightly unlucky hearing that I think Michael Keane should absolutely have been sent off for that challenge on Jeremy Doku in the first half and he got away with the yellow card. I think he was very lucky boy there i mean there's been so much talk nikki of of arsenal bottling things and i'm just trying to imagine the reaction if gabrielle or saliva had made the mistake that mark gay made and look gay has been so brilliant for city and all moments in a season are defining but this that is a defining moment because everton okay they had some chances but like until he does that they're not getting back into this game yeah yeah in terms of the game it's completely transformative i think as paul said it's just a really odd game because everton looked completely not part of it until suddenly they were the better team for 20 minutes and could have scored six it felt like it just felt like every time they were going forward they could have scored again and even at three two um you've got donnarumma comes up for a corner and if they could just hoof it long they might score that way and then they don't end up winning so it was it was a very strange game but it does start to get weird with that game mistake so it it absolutely is one of the pivotal moments of the race i i think almost because of that i can't agree with that and certainly i'm aware i'm I'm viewing things through my own lens as someone who's got a horse in the race.

30:14But I don't think either of these teams has been without mistakes and without nerves. And as quickly as we've gone from Arsenal not being in control of it to being back in control of it, it's worth remembering it's five seconds ago that they were looking very nervy against Newcastle. So it just takes a weird thing to happen in a football game for things to change. And I do think one of the things that is being slightly under-acknowledged in all of this title race, in which we've often said it's over when it wasn't, or at least people have, I haven't, but people have, is that the Premier League's very competitive.

30:54The gap between the good teams and the bad teams is not as wide as it is in other leagues. And therefore, some of these teams, if they show up in the way that they're capable of, can cause surprises. and there's so many examples that through the season. Arsenal drew against Wolves who are the worst team in the division according to the table. So it isn't, I don't think it's over but it's certainly Arsenal have the, you know, have the command of it and will be the ones who've thrown it away if they don't win it. Yeah, I mean, I agree with you and yet, you know, if you beat West Ham, Burnley at home, Palace away is just, Palace is, because Palace would rest if they're in the conference league final, they'd probably rest everyone but then I guess forest rested everyone and they hammered chelsea's a lot who who knows i i want a bit i loved in this game and i like in football matches paul is when a goal happens before the directors and the commentators are ready and that very much happened with that harland got all of us yeah how's he there how does that happen the harland goal to me felt like it felt like if you're playing you know sometimes you have to play like someone's kid on a computer game like you're playing fifa and it's oh you're playing against like a your nephew or something and suddenly your nephew's actually really quite good and they get three one up and you're like all right i'm gonna have to just put you in your place a little bit here like you just run them up and score a goal it's like harlem was like come on no no yeah and the funniest thing was the fans leaving do you see the fans were leaving and then coming back in like 80 seconds later and you think so it's kind of hard as a man city fan to become disconsolate isn't it because they immediately give you hope and you have to come back in i felt like the celebrations at the end were almost like a bit of that it was It wasn't even so much that we've got results, we ruined your night.

32:33And sometimes in football, that's quite satisfying. Yeah, I don't disagree. I just wanted to check with you, Barry, because the guy who set up the second goal for Everton, I had never heard of. And I was like, should I have heard of all the players by now? Had you heard of Merlin and Rol? I had. And one of my takeouts from this game, actually, and from the last time I saw him was, who's calling their son Merlin? but I've never heard of I've heard of the magician and him and that's and a cat I know a friend of mine used to have a cat called Merlin I think Merlin is a safer name than if I was thinking at the playground and they said this is young Merlin I'd go okay fair enough if they said this is young Gandalf then I'd be like okay that is a step you can't give that that is not fair Mancia Brentford at home Palace at home Bournemouth away Villa home as we said Arsenal, please beat West Ham and then Burnley.

33:28I would like Arsenal to beat West Ham and then lose to Burnley, please. That would be, that's my dream. And then Palace away. Let's go to Stafford Bridge. Then Chelsea won Forest 3. And as I've mentioned, Baz, we made such a big thing of Villa kind of letting Spurs win to keep Forest in trouble, keep them scared. They had to play this game a day after Villa before this Europa League semi-final second leg. And he made eight changes and they won anyway. Yeah, and I'm assuming the minute by minute for this game. And when I saw the Forest team, I, you know, serious eyebrow raised. I thought he's taking a big risk here.

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34:03And then he did his pre-match interview, Vitor, and said he had faith in these players getting a result. And boy, did they. And I suppose we forgot to factor in that they were playing Chelsea, who were on a run of five league defeats without scoring a goal. And they were very lucky to get away with this defeat. without failing to score another goal. The only positive for them in this game was João Pedro's bicycle kick deep and out of time. A hugely impressive display by Forrest, made very easy for them by the fact that Chelsea are in absolute shambles. Jesse Derry made his full debut for Chelsea.

34:50Sean Derry's son, I think you know Sean quite well, don't you? I've met him a couple of times. in Talksport Towers, nice guy. But Jesse Derry playing as a left winger for Chelsea, he had to get stretchered off shortly before halftime with what looked like a really worrying injury after a clash of heads with Zach Abbott, who's also a teenager who's, you know, having his breakout season with Forrest. But he's okay now, thank God, Jesse Derry. he was taken to hospital for precautionary checks but don't know what to make of Chelsea at all there's a line from Ted Lasso which I watched Series 3 last week finally got round to it and there's one episode where the owner of AFC Richmond is in talks with other club owners they're being invited to join a Super League and she makes the point that while you might own these clubs, they don't belong to you.

35:53And I think that is a criticism that could be levelled at Chelsea's owners. You own Chelsea, it doesn't belong to you, but they don't seem to twig that. And I think Chelsea fans are getting very, very fed up and starting to realise that their club no longer belongs to them. I mean, it's mad, Paul, seeing so many red L's next to Chelsea when you look at the league table. Even a team that's in the top 10 are just like that. And it's impossible to work them out, isn't it? You sort of think, in your mind, you're like, Chelsea away is a hard game. They are good. You look at the players and you think, those players are good.

36:34But I don't know. Like we're saying the Everton City game is a very hard game to analyse. Chelsea are a very hard club to analyse. Yeah, I agree. I don't think I understand anything that goes on when it comes to Chelsea. and the the thing of expecting them to be a hard game kind of reminds me of this Manchester United problem that I had for many years I've only really I've just kicked it in time for them to get a lot better that I always assumed Manchester United were a tough team to face for years after that wasn't the case because they are Manchester United and I grew up watching them win games in the 175th minute when they were dead and buried you know I still associated this kind of this kind of feelings what Manchester United are.

37:16And it's a bit like that with Chelsea. Like, you know, what are they now? They're not... They're also just very hard to work out because they just seem like a collection of freelancers playing together. It's like, it's almost like a... But they're going to move from Stamford Bridge to a WeWork, aren't they? They should. They should become like the Harlem Globetrotters. Like they should become just a team that play in like any city that will have them every week. It's, I mean, it is genuinely, from a sort of neutral perspective, it's quite sad to see the depths they've sunk to in a certain regard though they're not a club that it's that easy to feel sorry for but yeah i i don't understand them but i'm having to re every week i seem to recalibrate how good i think chelsea are and it always goes downwards basically they can no longer finish higher than sixth which could be a champions league position uh as we've established if villa finished fifth and win the europa league but nicky it would be very chelsea to go and win the FA Cup amidst this ridiculousness of this season.

38:14I know. Well, in amongst that sea of red, and obviously it's Port Vale, but the fact they beat Port Vale for the 7-0 in the Cup is just so weird, isn't it? Like all these losses and then just go out and smash someone by seven goals. It almost feels like that's all they're waiting for. They've kind of packed up for this season. They're just waiting for the Cup final and maybe that is a thing that you can do is save all your energy for that. But I also think that's much more unlikely. because what feels more likely is that you get yourself in a habit of losing and you keep losing when you play someone really good in the final.

38:45Yeah, and then on Forrest's case, Baz, are you putting them as safe? I mean, West Ham would have to win at least two of their last three to be level on points and they have a much worse goal difference than Forrest. So they're on 36 and Tottenham on 37. I would put Forrest safe. They're not mathematically safe, but I can see them getting more points. So they only need one probably to be absolutely safe. Just on Chelsea, I can't see them finishing six. If they don't qualify for the Champions League, I would imagine there'll be serious financial repercussions down the line because of the revenue.

39:27They're already in trouble with UEFA for financial chicanery and that presumably will re-happen. Although they do play Spurs in two games' time. Spurs will beat this Chelsea team. I mean, Spurs can't beat any Chelsea team at Stamford Bridge ever. Like, they just can't. They just literally cannot do it. Maybe this is the chance. There's just no Tottenham fan which will dare believe it. What about Cole Palmer, by the way? Is he playing himself out of the England squad? Well, do you know what? I thought it was interesting about him and Gibbs White. I know Gibbs White was only on the pitch for a short amount of time, and he got an injury, and he seems to be okay.

40:03But yeah, I think that's a really interesting question, Barry, about, you know, if you're going to find a spot, it looks like you could have a sort of extra 10 as your 26th player in the squad. And there's no way you could pick him over Gibbs White at the moment, I don't think. I don't know what you think. I don't think so, no. He's had a terrible season. He wasn't good in this game. I mean, I'd excuse him the missed penalty because he'd just seen his mate get stretched off unconscious with an oxygen mask around his face. And he had a long time to wait to take that penalty. But even so, his performance wasn't good.

40:35He hasn't played well for quite a long time. And I'd say he's in big danger of missing out on the World Cup. Yeah. And fitness issues as well, right? You know, you have to play a lot of games in a short amount of time. Although he might thrive in an England team that isn't full of bloody idiots.

40:55Selfish, self-centered imbeciles, which is what he's in at the moment. But then I don't think he can excuse himself from that. You know, he's part of that squad. He's one of them. Here's a bit where I encourage you to listen to other Guardian podcasts. There's a new video podcast our New York office is launching. It's called Stateside with Kai and Carter, hosted by our colleagues, Kai Wright and Carter Sherman each week. They're going to be trying to make sense of some of the biggest stories happening right now. The show will feature conversations with some of the smartest thinkers and reporters.

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41:59And we'll try and come back in the future. And that'll do for part two. Ewan Murray joins us for part three.

42:12Welcome to part three of the Guardian Football Weekly. Let's go to Fitbar Corner. We've not been to the Jazz Bar for a long time. Ewan Murray joins us. Hey, Ewan. Hello. How are you? Very good. And now in a sea of miserable panellists, it is often thought, Ewan, that you may be at the top of that league, but you must be very excited at the moment. Hearts, let me just do the league table. Hearts have 76 from 35. Celtic, 73 from 35. Rangers, 69 from 35 after Hearts beat Rangers at the weekend. How are you feeling? Who do I nudge into second in the miserable panellist league table? I mean, obviously there's a man in a blue jumper sitting just below you on my screen.

42:49There's Jonathan Wilson. I mean, Barney has his moments, doesn't he? Sid on WhatsApp can be pretty tough. tight race. Nicky and Paula out of this equation. Anyway, yes, how are you feeling? Yes, so should I declare my interest in this for those who do not know? Please, please, of course. I mean, listen, it would be professionally exciting and intriguing for me if any team was challenging well, it's been Celtic recently, but Celtic and Rangers, 40-year Diopoli on the Scottish title, that would be a great thing to be covering, but Hearts have meant more to me than they should have done for the vast majority of my life.

43:25It's been an obsession at times to the detriment of other things so I don't need to go into that but the fact it's Hearts keeps me awake at night to be honest it's a major deal so yes the next week and a half is going to be exciting enthralling, very nervy and I wasn't nervy about it at all actually until that Rangers game on Monday and actually until the moment where the fourth official put up a board saying seven minutes of stoppage time and I thought I was going to throw up all over myself in the press box.

44:01What has happened here is there's been a sudden realisation that Hearts actually could win the league and I'm now struggling a little bit to cope with that. I bet. How did you feel? For those who don't know, Rangers were much better than Hearts for the first half of this game and I don't know how you felt at half-time. Yeah, just that. I mean, Rangers were considerably better than Hearts but they were only one goal in front and having watched Hearts closely this season they have turned around a lot of games and they have been in sticky patches in a lot of games they haven't blown teams away week on week they're not good enough to do that candidly but they've been in that position before so I think it was wise for anyone to keep faith with them and they made changes to start the second half and again and what is a familiar story Rangers couldn't react to that so and then the scenes the scenes before the game were the best I've ever seen Tyne Castle and I've been going there for close to 40 years but at the end it was it was absolutely magical it was wonderful because people realise this is now very doable and very close Ah the agony of it being close you know that is the beauty of this game right?

45:03Well I think that's what hit me is that you know the fatalism what if we don't do this what if it doesn't happen how how much is that going to hurt and I think that's part of it and also history has not been kind to Hearts in this context they lost the league on goal difference with seven minutes to go effectively in the last day of the season in 1986. They lost the league on goal average in the very last day of the season, 1965. So, you know, people with long memories have that in their minds and there's a bit of trepidation, so that all feeds into it. Plus the fact, on the last day of the season, they're going to face a Celtic team who are just experts at winning this league.

45:41So, yeah, while it's exciting and invigorating for all the things I mentioned, naturally you worry a little bit about what if it goes wrong. Ewan, loads of Rangers fans think you're a Celtic fan, loads of Celtic fans think you're a Rangers fan, loads of other people think you're a Sky Sports golf commentator. They're all wrong. But Celtic play Rangers at the weekend. You obviously want Rangers to win or a draw. Yes. Yeah, that was... There's no further elaboration. Not further. Yeah, I mean, and I'm in a unique position in all of this because I cover and attend these games featuring the other clubs, you know.

46:20so I've covered old firm game there was the last old firm league game at Ibrox Rangers were 2-0 up and in a very very strong position Celtic came back and at that game Hearts needed a draw really and Celtic went were 2-1 behind and were absolutely dominating Rangers and I'm sitting in the press box worried that Celtic scored too early because they might go on and win the game 3-2 and it turned out they didn't they equalised sufficiently late that it was a draw and that suited Hearts so yeah I mean it's my job and that's fine and I love it but I have a range of emotions covering these fixtures which I'm quite happy to admit and everyone that knows me knows perfectly well it's linked to what this might mean for Hearts so yeah it's a Barry you've articulated the position well but in the context of my work it's a weird place to be in Ewan I'm looking at the league table right now obviously I don't cover SVN I don't unfortunately get to watch it much so could you just like I suppose for listeners like me who have been following it or just explain exactly what it is the Hearts need to do from here to get across the line With three games to go there are three points in front and five goals in front of Celtic.

47:21Celtic host Hearts on the final day of the season. So I think in layman's terms, Hearts have to get to that last day at Celtic Park sufficiently far ahead. Now, how far sufficiently far is, I wouldn't really care to speculate. Four points would be nice. Yeah, if they win. Hearts go to Motherwell on Saturday night, which is a very, very tricky fixture. Motherwell have been a very, very strong team this season and can damage anyone in the league. Then Celtic play Rangers on Sunday, as we've said. Then Hearts host Falkirk on Wednesday night and Celtic go to Motherwell. So, there's a chance and I think a reasonable chance that it will be decided before that final day.

47:59But Hearts' job is to take six points if he can, which should put them in, should put them in a very, very, very good position. But, you know, Celtic, who have been written off and who have been criticised are not unreasonably so at times. They have a manager, Martin O 'Neill, who knows exactly what it takes to win the league in Scotland. they have players Callum McGregor Kieran Tierney Diza Maeda Rio Hotate Arnie Engels Alistair Johnston James Forrest who not only are very good players in Scotland but they also know exactly how to win the league so they haven't really been in this position and certainly not against Hearts but I've been wary for a while that Celtic have been written off when maybe that's a bit unfair given what they've got in their locker You must be going thank God they had Wilfred Nancy for a month I know that was another element of this wild season where I realised he was going to be sacked, but I was pretty disappointed with that.

48:50I wanted them to keep him for another six or eight weeks. But there is obviously the scenario. You win all your games, they win all their games, and then you get pumped 6-0 by Celtic on the last day, and that is the absolute disaster. That is the worst possible way. Well, yeah, and then the goal difference element is doubled, if you like, there, because what Celtic do immediately takes away from Hearts in that game. It doesn't have to be six. It could be three. Exactly. We were talking about that in the pub after the game on Monday. what margin would you be comfortable with going to Celtic Park?

49:17And none of us came up with a margin that was sufficiently comfortable.

49:24But listen, I'm getting into this fanboy mode and I'm quite happy to do it because I think it's reasonable in this, given what's going on. But for the Scottish game, this has been an almighty Philip. I mean, Celtic Rangers, I'd say for the last number of years, just Celtic, it became monotonous, it became dull, it became non-competitive. and the number of people, the number of messages I've had and people I've spoken to everywhere who have now said, now they know my affiliation, but anyway, what about Hearts? What's happening in Scotland? It has generated a level of interest and intrigue and just that competition, that element of unknown that has been so badly needed and it has been fantastic for the game as a whole this season.

50:02And what have Hearts done? I mean, obviously played well, won games, etc. But what have they done? A few things have happened at once. I mean, Tony Bloom has got involved and Bloom's involvement is significant, obviously given what he can bring himself, but also he gave Hearts access to Jamestown, the analytics company, to source players and a couple of them who they've sourced are very, very good. And I think Bloom's involvement and the Jamestown link, I can't quantify this, but it raised the mood and it raised optimism among supporters where they thought, hang on, maybe this is possible, where Bloom came in and said, I want to disrupt Scottish football.

50:40He didn't think it would be this quick. but the fact he spoke about it and said I will do this that brought an atmosphere that hasn't been seen for a long long time in Scotland so that's one part Derek McInnes the manager has done an exceptional job with a group of players he inherited because it's probably not very easy as a lot of these players have been at Hearts for a while, they see Jamestown they see a new recruitment model and they think I'm going to be phased out of this but the spirit and performances that McInnes has created amongst those guys has been terrific and also they've just ridden the crest of a wave.

51:12They benefited, I think, from not playing in Europe this season. So they started this campaign in quite a week-to-week basis and they started winning and just built on that. And also the factors, I think they've been overplayed, but they are significant. Rangers started the season with Russell Martin, which clearly was disastrous and they got rid of him. The Wilfred Nancy element in the middle of the season for Celtic after Brendan Rodgers had left amid much disruption, that was a factor there. I mean Celtic have lost eight games I think Rangers have drawn 12 in modern terms that's unheard of for these teams when they're pursuing the title so Hearts have capitalised on that but just saying they would do that given still the massive gap in resources between Hearts and the old firm it's not as simple as saying the old firm have been crap and Hearts have been good they've done something really special so far and actually does that given this sort of perfect storm of Celtic losing eight games having Nancy Rangers drawing 12 having Russell Martin, does it increase the pressure because you think, you know, the last time you won the league was 1960, when will the next time be?

52:15Or do you feel that, you know, Hearts are building something that could make it a three-horse race more regularly? Yeah, the latter. It's funny, that's a regular conversation. Everyone says to me, oh, this is Hearts' best chance. Well, it's their best chance to this point, but I dispute the notion it will be their best chance because I just think Bloom's track record of success, the fact that you can bring players from alternative markets who will work in Scotland a lot easier than they would work in the Premier League, for example, or work in Italy or work elsewhere. I think that helps. And I'm still unconvinced by various elements of Celtic and Rangers.

52:51I think it's far from certain that they will improve dramatically to just knock Hearts out of the picture next season, including if they don't have Champions League money. So I think it's definitely fair to say this is the best opportunity Hearts have had for decades. but I would stop short of saying it's the best chance they'll ever have because I think they're actually the start of what promises to be quite an exciting journey and it's the interesting thing and I haven't read enough about it about this analytics thing is that they don't it's sort of a secret it's a secret analytics thing like no one no one really knows what's in the medicine what what is it what's the secret sauce that's right well if everyone knew I suppose it could be replicated and everyone would do it and I mean what's amazing is the range the range of environments hearts have brought players from.

53:35So, you know, he's injured just now, but one of their best players this season came from the Scottish Championship. The best player in Scotland this season who won the PFA award last Saturday is Claudio Braga, Portuguese forward. He was in the Norwegian second division. Now, you've bought him for half a million quid and they're not paying him a lot of money, but sourcing guys like that, and they say, no, no, these players will work in Scotland. Now, everyone won't work and everyone hasn't worked, but it's the range of data, the range of leagues and the pretty near certainty that these players have deployed correctly will work in the Scottish League Oshin McEntee he was a free transfer from Walsall he's been one of the stars of Hearts campaign you know the variety of players they've picked up is what makes it really striking and as I say if Bloom and Jamestown didn't have a track record of this working elsewhere I think people would have been sceptical but as soon as he got involved and people dug around and said oh hang on look at what has happened in other leagues there was immediate excitement and that has been proven to be correct.

54:35Nikki, I mean, Como's a good example, right? Yeah, yeah. I was sort of actually curious just to pick up on what you were saying that you mentioned McEntee. I feel like in this conversation we haven't really talked much about players and I'm curious, again, as someone who doesn't get to watch much of this, are there players who you think we should be hearing more about who we should be watching more? Absolutely. Well, I mean, and I'm conscious not to dismiss the ones who have already been there. Lauren Shankman, the captain, had a miserable time last season and has been completely revived by Derek McInnes.

55:02Braga has been the star of the show. I say McIntyre came from Walsall. Harry Milne came from Partick Thistle. You know, the guys like that, that they've picked up, Sabah Kerjota and Albanian, Kiziridis, a Greek winger, are all, you know, every player heart sign now comes through the Jamestown process and every player they retain will have to, you know, pass Jamestown approval to get a contract at a certain level. So this is the process they're now right in the middle of. My one worry has always been, and I've read about this again Nikki you can comment about Como I worried Hearts would lose a Scottish core and a Scottish identity because I think that's important and I think in the Scottish league you need some players who in terms of we know the environment but actually you know their key performers this season have either been Scottish or have been around long enough to understand it but there has been chat in Italy hasn't there about Como's team basically being made up of non-Italians Yeah there's only a small handful of Italians even in the first team squad at Como and they're not playing and I think there's been a lot of talk about that.

56:00I suppose a big part of the concern around that in Italy isn't are Colmore doing well enough because Colmore are demonstrably doing very well. The talk about that is, is it hurting the Italian national team? Which I suppose right now, the Scottish and Italian national teams are very much trending in opposite directions, aren't they? Scotland are going to a World Cup and Italy aren't. Ewan, I think Ali McCoy, I think it was Ali yesterday, was very critical of the fact that Rangers sent out a team to play hearts that didn't have any Scottish footballers in it. He thought that is not acceptable. You need Scottish players in your team.

56:36Now, you know, that's a view. Well, I don't want to be all Enoch Powell about this. That's not what I mean. But I mean, the Rangers used 16 players at Tyne Castle and none of them were Scottish. And I think Ali's point would be, for Rangers and Celtic especially, for the biggest clubs in Scotland have typically had if not the best Scottish players then very prominent Scottish players Celtic still have Callum McGregor and Kieran Tierney for example, Hearts have Craig Halkett Lawn Shankland, Craig Gordon is still in the squad although he's been injured Stephen Kingsley who scored, Harry Milne who I mentioned, I do think that's important just to identify with one, fans identify I think a bit easier with those players but two, the Scottish League is a weird league and I think players who understand that deeply play have a you know just a better chance from a starting point of doing well I'm not saying they're all wonderful players but I read what Ali said and that is a view shared by supporters I would say I just stress I am not accusing Ali McCoy to be Nigel McFarage that's why that's why I said that you know I have been I've been criticized before because I have raised it when when Rangers especially or Celtic have had few Scots in their team because I think it's damaging for the national team and for the footballers in the country what I would say, unlike in Italy although maybe it's sharpened focus in Italy because of the issues around the World Cup Scotland is actually so tribal that people don't typically care, if Rangers are winning every week with no Scots in the team no Rangers fan is going to say ah but where are the Scottish players, and Celtic are the same and I dare say hearts may become the same as well, it's such a tribal environment that that usurps how many Scottish players are in the squads if the team is winning but rangers are struggling a bit like monday night it's the kind of thing that will raise its head and i think it's a decent point yeah it's amazing you also chanced upon my pre-pod motivational chat which is let's not go all enoch pal today uh it's just something i'd like to live by anyway you and good luck to you thank you i hope we're speaking um pre-world cup post-domestic season and i'm goodness knows where i'll be or how i will be the happiest panelist alive who knows uh you were married there our scottish football correspondent Cheers, mate.

58:53Thanks, pal. Thank you. You and Mario have got a short correspondent. Just finally, Paul, in the WhatsApp group, imagine you're all across this, but FC Vaduz extended their world record by winning the Liechtenstein Cup this evening. I didn't see the whole game, Paul. Can you briefly tell us what's happened? Well, I thought we were going to do a whole part on this, but I'll condense it briefly. So, yeah, FC Vaduz have won their 52nd Liechtenstein Cup, which is a world record. No other team has won their domestic cup that many times. And the reason they tend to win it every year is because they're the only professional team in Liechtenstein.

59:27So Liechtenstein has no league. All their teams have to play in the Swiss system. FC Verdots are in the Swiss second tier. They actually pay a lot of money to play in that division. They're actually on course for promotion. So FC Verdots just basically batter everyone every single year. But this year, it was a lot more dramatic than usual. They almost lost. They only won 4-3 against Eschen Mauer. But you see, because Liechtenstein has no league, it's the only UEFA country without a league, this puts them into Europe every year. And every year they win it. They've won 12 in a row. And this is, yeah, number 52 for the FC Valets.

1:00:02Wow, many congratulations. How many Liechtensteinans are in their team? That's the key question. Well, they're actually a very Liechtenstein-heavy team. But the team they're playing against, Eschen Mauer, is almost entirely foreigners a lot. that's got players from all over the place, including a Brazilian called Fernando Timbo, who you can only imagine is just completely at a loss as to how he found himself in the mountains of central... Well, it's the mountains of Europe, right? It doesn't look like a normal place to be in, does it? Anyway, look, we've gone on far too long, but there was a lot to cover, so thank you, everybody.

1:00:36Thank you, Nicky. Thanks. Thanks, Paul. Thank you. Cheers, Baz. Thank you. Football Weekly is produced by Taiya Papula and our executive producer is Joel Groh. We'll be back tomorrow.

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