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Football Weekly Episode Summary: Arsenal Triumphant as Liverpool's Crisis Deepens
Episode Overview In this episode of *Football Weekly*, hosted by Max Rushden, the panel—including Barry Glendenning, Archie Rhind-Tutt, and Nicky Bandini—discusses recent football highlights, specifically focusing on Arsenal's Champions League victory, Liverpool's struggles, and Tottenham's high-scoring defeat.
Key Topics Discussed
Arsenal vs. Bayern Munich
- Match Outcome: Arsenal defeated Bayern Munich 3-1.
- Performance Analysis:
- Arsenal showed significant improvement and depth compared to previous seasons.
- Key players like Declan Rice contributed to a strong performance, with accurate set-piece delivery, especially from Bukayo Saka.
- The victory is seen as a validation of Arsenal's current form and potential.
- Historical Context:
- Nicky Bandini mentioned the past struggles against Bayern, emphasizing how this win is a psychological boost for Arsenal fans.
Declining Performance of Liverpool
- Match Outcome: Liverpool lost 4-1 to PSV Eindhoven at home.
- Key Concerns:
- Liverpool's recent form saw them lose five out of seven matches.
- There is mounting pressure on manager Arne Slot, with discussions about potential replacements circulating.
- Players like Mo Salah and Virgil van Dijk have underperformed, contributing to the team's crisis.
- Contextual Factors: The impact of Diogo Jota’s death was acknowledged as a significant emotional burden affecting team performance.
Tottenham Hotspur's Defeat in Paris
- Match Outcome: Tottenham lost to Paris Saint-Germain (PSG) 5-3.
- Performance Insights:
- Spurs started strong but conceded soft goals, highlighting defensive frailties.
- Despite the loss, there were positive signs in their attacking play, marking a shift from previous poor performances.
- Players like Vitinha and Cristian Romero were discussed, with mixed reviews on their contributions.
Key Takeaways
- Arsenal's victory against Bayern has raised expectations among fans and pundits, with a focus on their depth and tactical capabilities.
- Liverpool's ongoing struggles have sparked significant conversation about team dynamics, management decisions, and the emotional toll on players.
- Tottenham's performance in a high-profile match, despite the loss, was seen as a step in the right direction, though defensive mistakes remain a concern.
Panel Insights
- Max Rushden: Emphasized the significance of Arsenal's win as a potential turning point for the club.
- Barry Glendenning: Shared skepticism about the sustainability of Arsenal's success and raised concerns over Liverpool's management.
- Nicky Bandini: Offered a fan's perspective on Arsenal's resurgence and Liverpool's challenges, highlighting the emotional aspects of football.
- Archie Rhind-Tutt: Discussed the implications of Tottenham's performance, balancing optimism with realism regarding their defensive issues.
Upcoming Matches
- The episode concluded with a preview of upcoming fixtures, including Arsenal vs. Chelsea and Liverpool's match against West Ham, with discussions on the implications of these matches for the teams involved.
Conclusion This episode of *Football Weekly* provided a thorough analysis of recent football events, reflecting on the highs and lows of several prominent clubs and players. The discussions were engaging, blending humor with serious insights into the emotional landscape of football during difficult times.
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Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:00This is The Guardian.
0:30I'm not saying Van Dijk's in a natural position for that one. And then Spurs needed to give it a go, and they gave it a go in Paris. Took the lead twice, but didn't factor in quite how good Vettinia is before losing it all in the second half. But to dare is to do, and they dared. They're just not as good as some other teams. Add to that four for Mbappe, a vintage Simeone charge down the touchline, and you've got a lot to look back on. Then a Premier League preview. What are Sheffield United's owners thinking? And the WSL apologise for an influencer cup draw. As always, we'll answer your questions, and that's today's Guardian Football Weekly.
1:03On the panel today, Barry Glendening. Hello. Hi, Max. Welcome, Nicky Bandini. Morning. And hello, Archie Rintat. Hey, Max. The furious debate before the episode about what we begin with. But we're going to start at the Emirates since Arsenal are top of the league. But difficult to choose between that and Liverpool, I guess, and maybe even Tottenham. But Arsenal 3, Bayern Munich 1. Marissa says, at what point do we accept that Arsenal are going to win it all? So two sides with 100 % records so far in the Champions League, probably the two best in the competition so far. And, you know, this could be the final in however many months time.
1:42I think it's been, Nicky, long enough since we asked you something like, are they the best team ever? Or like, how good is this? Or anyway, give us some perspective because it must be great right now. The last few days have been brilliant as an Arsenal fan. Yeah, I mean, obviously, like all jokes aside about the fact that people get a tiny bit ahead of themselves. Bear in mind that the best team in Europe by a mile last season was PSG and they barely got through the group stage. You don't know who's going to be playing the best football at the end of the season just because the team's playing well in November.
2:13But as a fan, as well as obviously someone who covers football, but someone who has been an Arsenal fan since I was a kid, like you really struggle to remember a moment when it felt as good as this like it feels like it's been a while since it's felt anything close to as good as this and specifically there's something about this matchup with Bayern Munich I think that feels like a confirmation or a validation perhaps a better word of what has been going on recently because this is the team that and I know that we're now talking seven years ago eight years ago but in 2017 beat us 5-1 twice This was a team that was always just that insurmountable obstacle for Arsenal.
2:56And even more recently than that, obviously, was a team that Arsenal still couldn't seem to match up to. Obviously, we talked about eight years ago, you were talking about a team that has Laurent Koscielny in it against a team that's got Arjen Robben and Robert Lewandowski in it. So it's a very different era to what we're playing right now. But I do think that coming off the back of clobbering Tottenham in the league to come into the cup and have this sort of performance against a team that really is playing. Declan Rice did it at full time. The best football in Europe. Bayern Munich play some really nice football.
3:23They played it again last night. They played really good football. It feels like, not that it necessarily needed rubber stamping, but it does feel like a rubber stamp on my goodness. This team isn't just good. It's really, really good. And Barry, you know, the goals come from everywhere. They've got so many different players who've now scored four, five, six goals. The set piece delivery of Sack and Rice, I know we've talked about it before. it's insane how accurate it is. It's just sort of like these arrows like firing in at Manuel Neuer. We'll get onto him going for a jog in a bit because that's clearly the greatest moment of the game.
4:01But, you know, short of just saying Arsenal are good again, you know, does this confirm things for you, Barry? Does this make you think, you know, they really could run away with things? I think it's a possibility, but we know how quickly teams can inexplicably collapse. We know, I mean, people talk about their strength and depth. I think potentially a serious injury to Declan Rice could be potentially ruinous to their season. The deliveries, not quite arrows. Arrows tend to go straight, but yeah, Bukayo Saka's delivery for the opener was absolutely perfect. and in the absence of Gabriel they have Jurien Timber on hand to foul the goalkeeper and score which is handy another example of their strength and depth I'm being slightly facetious there but it was a really good goal they're a terrific team that second half performance yesterday I mean they could have gone 2-1 down they probably should have when Jonathan Taz sent Stanisic away and he shot when he should have squared the ball I think he had three Kane Alise and Leonard Karl all waving what a player he looks by the way Leonard Karl only 17 but yeah a brilliant second half performance from Arsenal the Arsenal friends of my acquaintance and there are quite a few of them they are all being very tight-lipped but I can tell they think this is the season but they're saying nothing they're keeping their mouths shut for now oh I don't blame them I don't blame them look yesterday Archie we got a bit of perspective on how good is this Barcelona team at Chelsea be and Nick has already alluded to it but it is worth confirming it is not easy to beat Bayern Munich is it?
6:00It's not just a few things to add I remember when Bayern beat Arsenal the last time in the Champions League and they'd been thinking before about signing Declan Rice and they felt vindicated by the performance that Rice didn't put in there. I wonder if the performance that Declan Rice put in last night was something of a response to that because, yeah, like a sushi restaurant, Rice was everywhere. It was absolutely amazing how he would go for a 30-yard run forward, and then he lost the ball, but he's then sprinting back at the same velocity. And that moment where he did exactly that and dispossessed Harry Kane with a sly tackle gives it the big one to the fans.
6:51I thought he was superb. The truth is Arsenal were a cut above anything that Bayern have faced this season. The fact that they didn't have Luis Diaz was I think the tipping point here. That compared to the PSG game in that first half where they dominated PSG, they certainly lacked a physical quality to them last night. That Lennart Karl has been able to come in 17 years old and be as imposing. That finish is really not easy, even if you're right in front of goal. And it was very much I'm him energy from him. From a Bayern perspective, this is the first defeat of the season, as you've mentioned.
7:42They've been playing really well this season, 18-game unbeaten run over. They've done this without Jamal Musiala and Alphonso Davies out injured. A thinner squad than before. But I think by looking across at Arsenal and seeing the strength and depth that they have, of the fact that you can bring on Calafiore and a minute later, he's storming down the touchline to provide that assist for Noni Maduweke. They will store this defeat. It will be intriguing to see what happens come March, April, because this Bayern side under Vincent company have shown their capabilities in learning. I thought it was really interesting you say store this defeat, Archie, like the response of Harry Kane right afterwards being like, well, we'll see, basically pretty much said we'll see you again in the spring.
8:26is more or less, I'm paraphrasing, but it basically was, well, we're going to be at the later end of this tournament. We're expecting you to be there. So see you there. That's kind of how it came across. And what I loved about this game, actually, all around, I mean, you talked about Declan Rice being everywhere and he was. Rice was absolutely monstrous. And I can't say enough about how good of a footballer he's become. I thought Zubimendi was great in the Arsenal midfield as well. But I do think that it's worth saying, talking about players being everywhere, especially when you consider that he is a centre forward.
8:59Harry Kane was putting himself about last night. Harry Kane was not shy in getting about the pitch. And what I was just getting to with this game was this game sort of didn't matter because both of these teams could afford to lose and still more than likely go through in the top eight, go through to the last 16, not have to do that extra playoff round in the knockouts. and yet neither of them took it lightly. Arsenal I think made two changes from the game against Tottenham even though they've got Chelsea coming up next. I don't know how many changes Bayern Munich made but this was basically full-strength teams going at it at full strength and I think that was to some degree a reflection of where both these teams are in their development and their identity is they actually really wanted this chance to put themselves up against someone who they see as a direct rival to win this thing and two, they want to say, okay, let's get the measure of you.
9:57So I think there was, as a spectator, enjoyable, but also maybe as a psychologist, interesting level of intensity to this game, given that you could say it didn't matter much. I mean, we mentioned Cucurelli yesterday being possibly the best left back in the Premier League slash Europe slash the world. I mean, Calafiori is up there because he is some player, isn't he? That ball for Maduweke was great. A lovely moment for Maduweke. And then we get to the Martinelli goal, Sean says, did I just see Manuel Neuer walk past the living room window?
10:29Honestly, Barry, when I first saw it, because you don't see the camera, you don't know Neuer, I thought it was a pitch invader. I was like, I genuinely thought, I genuinely was like, who's that there? And we know Neuer comes out and it's a wonderful touch from Martin Lee, but it was so funny. Yeah. For anyone who didn't see it, Michael Elisa had the ball on the right wing while Bayern were attacking, he kind of ran into a blind alley, was dispossessed, and his former Palace teammate, Ebericchese, sort of launched the ball over the top for Martinelli to chase. And Martinelli set off about, I don't know, what was it, five yards inside the Bayern Munich app?
11:14He met Neuer sprinting in the other direction. and Martinelli I presume was intentional I'll give him the benefit of the doubt brilliant first touch off his knee to take the ball and pass Neuer and take Neuer out of the game and then he had the fairly straightforward task of slotting the ball into an empty net from about 25 yards out but yeah Neuer massive rush of blood to the head I presume he thought he could get to the ball before Martinelli he didn't but I think his head was gone he was at fault for the first goal we know how good Arsenal are at corners but he did come and flap and having got a little nudge from Timber who ended up glancing the header in Arsenal could have scored from another couple of corners I think was it Marino headed one a very pretty straightforward chance down and wide and Neuer pulled off A couple of what on the face of it looked good saves, I would say a couple of them were lucky, whereas he was all over the place and the ball just happened to hit him.
12:29So it wasn't a particularly good game from him, but the game was more or less lost by that stage anyway. I love seeing people who are brilliant at what they do make really terrible mistakes. It just makes me feel bare about myself. The thing is that rush of blood to the head is a regular occurrence, except that most of the time for Manuel Neuer in his career, it's come off. And as someone who watches Bayern live most weeks, the thing that you don't see on the usual camera one shot is that every corner that Bayern get, Manuel Neuer does this thing almost like a fox, kind of marking his territory where he'll just come and sneak over the halfway line.
13:17He tells his shit on the goal line. That's what I was going to say. It seems like that to me mentally, as if to say, like, just to let you know, I'm here. What an image I've given Barry there. That would be tremendous. To be fair, it wouldn't be the first act by a German goalkeeper on the pitch, given that Jens Lehmann famously once relieved himself next to his goal post. What I would say, in a more serious tone, is that respect to Arsenal for the speed of that turnover. It was eight touches in 12 seconds from the ball leaving the Arsenal penalty area to the ball going across the line from Martinelli.
14:02But there is a little thing for Bayern that is, that's the third game running that Manuel Neuer has made a rick. and six of the last nine goals they've conceded have been from set pieces, they are still miles clear in the Bundesliga. No one is going to catch them. But this is, I think, is something that they're going to have to work on. And they will because they are very thorough with the way that they work. The Vincent Kompany mantra has always been, when we're great, let's not get too high. When we lose, let's not get too low. And they sounded pretty even after it as well. But as Barry says, when you see somebody as good as Manuel Noy and making mistakes like that, the thing is it empowers a lot of people to think, well, that's okay.
14:50I can get away with that. And the thing is, I think the true show of Manuel Noy's greatness is that after that goal, you see him race out again, but he doesn't care and he does a magnificent pass down the left and that shows you the level that he still has, even if he is not at his zenith right now. Zenith. Yeah, worth saying. He hasn't signed for Zenith yet. I mean, that'll be it at the moment. But yeah, Arsenal have never lost a game. Arsenal have never lost a game when Martínez found the back of the net. He's scored in 50 games. They've won 41 and drawn nine. That is from Opta. That's an interesting statistic.
15:28And I liked Bayern Munich school socks. Just to bring us full circle, talking about the intensity and talking about the fact it's a long season. Arsenal look great now. I think about Inter last season, he went for the quadruple, overexcited themselves, won nothing at all. So I think that's worth saying. But the reason actually that you feel like this Arsenal team might weather it is because Martinelli, who is nothing like a first choice player, is still that sort of effectiveness of player because you can lose Trossard and suddenly Maduake is back and scoring his first goal. I know it's not an original point, but I do think that is what makes this group feel different.
16:00It's just the depth of those options is really extraordinary. To Anfield then. and look we've said before and we will keep saying everything surrounding Liverpool needs to be contextualised you know the impact of Diogo Jota's death and they get a pass from me whatever happens but a 4-1 defeat at home to PSV they've lost 5 of their last 7 in all competitions 9 in 12 in that run of the 7 they've conceded 3 or more 5 times it was their biggest ever home defeat in the Champions League you know Tusha says if a Liverpool fan decided not to cut his hair till Liverpool won 5 games in a row who would get a haircut up first, them or the Man United fan.
16:39And, you know, Slott is being asked questions, Barry, about his future. He said, I feel safe. I'm okay. I've got a lot of support from above. We're getting questions about, you know, would Inzaghi come to Liverpool? Is that a good idea? I saw Gareth Mountfield-Rap saying, you know, his time is up. And it's extraordinary when you think about it, isn't it? Yeah, I think I'm surprised to hear the The lads from the Antwerp think his time is up. Yeah, I don't know if it's all of them. Yeah, it's not a criticism. I'm just surprised. I thought they would be more patient. I suppose the difference is I'm not a Liverpool fan, so it doesn't matter to me that Liverpool are on this bonkers losing streak, whereas it does very much matter to people who are invested in the club.
17:30And it's a terrible run. I have no idea what is going on in the minds of Slott's employers, so it would be ludicrous for me to say whether I think he'll get fired or not. But if he keeps losing games like this, he will at some point lose his job. I'm surprised by how little he seems to be doing to change things. There were some shocking performances from various Liverpool players last night. but Mo Salah for example was hopeless and has been hopeless for some time but he seems to be undroppable see also Ibrahima Kanate Virgil van Dijk is not playing well why does Milos Kerkers keep getting sent out into a hail of bullets when he's clearly having a terrible time but his confidence has bottomed out and he just shouldn't be starting games Curtis Jones gave several interviews after the game last night and one he described Liverpool as being in the shit in another he and he was saying that Liverpool players need to start smashing into tackles and make people afraid of coming to Anfield again because teams are no longer afraid Archie sent the clip around this morning and one of the comments underneath was that Curtis Jones sounds like someone who isn't a Scouser trying to do a Scous accent, which I thought was quite funny.
19:03But I wasn't even sure if the interview was real or not, but it was. Me neither, yeah. It was a real interview. But Curtis Jones was horribly at fault for one of the goals where I think it was the third PSV goal whereas a player sauntered past him he made no effort to chase him. Mo Salah was horribly at fault for PSV's second goal where Mario O 'Jr just sauntered past him with the ball and Salah made no effort to chase him. The only Liverpool player I could see who's playing anyway decently is Dominic Saboswine. And then last night as well with Alexander Isaac didn't start. Like he can't get in that team.
19:49that's unbelievable what a disappointment he's been so far Newcastle fans must be absolutely laughing their heads off at what has become of their former star striker during the summer Isaac was being touted as the best striker in Europe I mean he's not even the best striker in the Liverpool squad any talk of him being the best striker in Europe was laughable I think even at his best but he must be embarrassed at what's going on. But yeah, a really shocking performance by Liverpool last night, but not a hugely surprising one. Essentially with Isak, isn't it? It reminds me a bit of when Andy Cole went to Man United because he couldn't miss at Newcastle, Cole.
20:39And obviously he came good at United, but for a while he wasn't great. And there was this just kind of, what's happened here? I like Izek when he came on looked like he couldn't really play. You need a hierarchy in a club where everybody knows what their roles and who is bigger in terms of the stardom ranking. And I think the problem is, and I know this has been said before, but I think it bears repeating that you have so many players there who think I should be the star. and I look at the fact of losing Nunes and Diaz and I think too often with those two, people looked more at what they couldn't do rather than what they were doing because they were giving a lot to the team in terms of dynamic and off the ball.
21:34And you see it now when, I mean, Salah's defending for that. It looks more like he's trying to do some sort of rushed ticket inspection on Marrow Jr. and then he just gives up. It's bizarre. And I'm seeing also from Liverpool fans saying that, well, does Mo Salah also want to stand up for this team in the media? Because Virgil van Dijk's done it enough and Mo Salah never comes out and speaks to anyone unless he wants a new contract or something along those lines. And it does come back to the original point and you listen to all the voices that we're hearing from Liverpool players. And I mean, Andy Robertson as well when he was on Scotland duty.
22:11And I think that the grief from Diogo Jota still plays a role in terms of how everybody is suffering with themselves right now and doesn't know how to resolve the situation. No doubt Arna Slott is also making tactical errors here as well in terms of what are the best tactics for his team. but it's difficult I think with the media cycle and the way that we work which is when a game comes there's an expectation that we need to find a fresh angle on something and a fresh perspective and when the answer is grief which is the most unlinear thing of how it affects you and particularly as a footballer when you are sitting in a hotel room on your own for so much of the time and you're left to think about things.
23:00And yet you cannot say those things in our environment because those are not accepted. It's a really, really complex situation. And yeah, it's a difficult one to explain. I just want to add to that, because I thought it was a really interesting point made by Stephen Warnock on Match of the Day. When people talk about changing manager, because I think Archie spoke really well to that complicated nature of grief. When you talk about changing manager which I think is crazy anyway this early after he's won the league title last season but Stephen Mornick was making that point of a new manager is going to walk into that situation of grief and how complicated would that be if someone has then got to step into a situation that is not their grief surrounded by people who are dealing with that grief I think there's another really important point actually which the club needs to weigh up and consider if it is I don't know, we're probably over-discussing this change of manager angle, but it has been picked up and mentioned, but I don't think it's on the cards.
24:04Yeah, no, no, I agree with all of that. I think it's so fascinating what confidence does. And for whatever reason, that confidence has gone. And also, Nicky, I think because football is so ruthless, isn't it? That now you could see PSV could smell blood. Like any team now will go to Anfield and go, like, they're not on it. and there is no, like, reputation counts for zero, basically. And they just went there and they would pick them off. Yeah, I mean, that's the part of the Curtis Jones comments that perhaps is true, is that there is no fear factor at Anfield now because of how things have gone.
24:40And the crazy thing is that it certainly seemed like Liverpool had plenty of chances to win the game. Van Dijk hits the bar at 1-1. You get Gakpo with a backheader posed from a lovely cross from Shopperle at 2-1. There were plenty of chances for Liverpool to score goals in this game. But it did feel like, in part because of the things guys have already mentioned about how sloppy and lazy some of the tracking back was, absent the tracking back was, it felt like every time PSV got the ball going forward, they thought, fancy this, we've got a chance here, we're going to go for it. And I think that that is almost the reverse of the Arsenal-Bayan game where both teams played with such an incredible intensity.
25:21Liverpool lacked intensity in this game and it's a really mundane point. But at the highest level of football, that intensity is everything. If you haven't got that, you're not going to compete with teams, even if you're more technically gifted than them. You're not going to be able to beat teams if you're not as intense as they are. I mean, we talk about the grief thing and I do believe it's having an impact. Some people laugh at the notion and I think that's quite childish or simplistic view to suggest that it isn't having an impact. But I don't think you can lay the blame of people just not doing the basics, running, tackling, tracking back on grief.
26:03And for all the fire and brimstone of Curtis Jones' post-match rhetoric, and he's clearly very angry with his teammates, and he did go out of his way to say he included himself in this. Jamie Carragher made the point, like, instead of talking about what you're going to do, just do it. It's like when people announce they're taking a break from social media and, you know, you're going, well, you don't need to announce it. Just fuck off. Don't post on social media. Do you know what? I don't know if I agree with you on that. I'm really conscious that we now, because we think it's really important, now whenever we talk about Liverpool, this podcast has a grief section.
26:52I can imagine the listeners are like, I don't need to hear this grief section again. But if it is affecting you, I think it could affect how you train, how your gym work, all those things. Because it's such an elite level, if you're not quite at it in the gym, then you're not as quick as you were, and you're slightly off the pace, and your touch is slightly off, And then you're like, you're not feeling as good as you normally feel on the pitch. And that has an impact. I think it possibly could. I'm now beginning to wonder, am I some sort of psychopath? Because people close to me, friends and relatives have died.
27:28And I've just gone with things. So am I a weirdo? No, no, no. But I think that's the exact point, Baz, in that everybody reacts so differently to it. and that everybody is trying to process how everyone else is getting on with it because then there's no doubt someone in the dressing room who probably feels like you and is like, okay, I'm through this, but this guy is not because he's a lot closer. And I think that that's probably part of it in the way that they were all on the same page last season and then comes a life event like that, which just blows everything apart in terms of everyone's joint perceptions.
28:07And also, when most individuals go through this, it is not in the intense situation that a football dressing room is, which is just a... We've said this before that they're all human beings and it is true, but they are weird work environments. They're totally different to any other work environment, I think. And so, because you're there, you're sharing these huge high, these bonding moments every week. You're embracing, you're doing everything together. You are constantly showering together, and then running together, and then working out together. Then this goal happens, and then you embrace each other together.
28:53All those things, I think, create incredibly intense relationships for very short periods of time. They don't all stay friends for the rest of their lives. But I am conscious that, and it's a conversation I'm sure we'll have again, but I imagine some listeners are like, I just want to hear why Virgil van Dijk stuck his hand in the air like a volleyball spike, which is a legitimate thing to wonder. Yes, actually. Can I lighten the mood a little bit with Peter Bosch? Peter Bosch.
29:24What's the phrase in Harry potter yeah if i had a patronus i would want it to be peter bosch because just his whole energy is about entertaining and he gave this wonderful interview in german magazine el freunde um in this recent in the most recent edition where he was talking about his love of joan kreif and saying i want to give the spectators something to cheer about even if we lose sometimes if you play defensively you'll lose and then he does something which if your mate in the pub starts to tell a story where they are the hero, I think you go a bit, hmm, not sure about this. But because it's Peter Bosch, I let it slide.
30:03So he goes to the interviewer, can I give you one of my favourite moments? So you go, yeah, sure. So it was in 2023 in the Champions League against Sevilla. We scored a goal to make it 2-1, to pull one back after halftime and Sevilla's Ocampos was sent off. I'd already substituted one centre-back and now wanted to take out the second centre-back for a striker. So I was standing on the sideline with Patrick van Arnhoel waiting for the right moment. Then we scored the 2-2. What now? Should I take even more of a risk? I thought to myself, fuck it, I'll do it. Olivier Boscalli, our centre-back, came off on the other side.
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30:34He was furious. We were playing with two full-backs and four strikers. I think Boscalli thought I was crazy. As he walked to the bench, ranting and raving, we scored to make it 3-2. Unbelievable. He came up to me and said, Peter, you've got cojones. You've really got cojones. and Peter Poch ends by going that's a compliment right what a character delighted that he gets the he gets the rewards for it with the result last night I know it's really easy to be like dismissive over the Eredivisie sometimes and goals because I think especially Premier League fans have seen players come from there and not replicate it in the Premier League they have scored 41 goals in 13 games in the Eredivisie they also smashed six past Napoli in the Champions League I mean, this is the other thing that needs to be said.
31:21This is not just a Liverpool story. It is a PSV story. They are, as Archie says, wildly entertaining. I was looking at one of these XG social media accounts. I can't remember what it's called. But over the past three games on aggregate, Liverpool's XG has been superior to that of their three opponents, but they've lost by an aggregate score of 10-1. so that either means Liverpool aren't as bad as their results suggest or that XG is just a load of old tosh it's not for me to say which but I just thought it was an interesting stat yeah no it's interesting they created quite a lot against Forest early didn't they and they did again in this game as Nicky alluded to they created loads of chances in this game anyway let's end part 1 and part 2 we'll begin with PSG 5 Spurs 3
32:21Welcome to part two of the Guardian Football Weekly. So yes, to Paris, PSG 5, Spurs 3. And what Spurs wanted was a reaction from Sunday and a team that actually attacked. And I think, like, I think they got that. I think, I don't think Spurs fans think they should go to Paris and beat PSG. And this is the level that Tottenham are at at the moment. but I found it quite I was sort of quite infused by this game Barry I I thought it was a decent performance from Spurs but they gave away so many soft goals that were totally avoidable the penalty was completely avoidable the Pacho goal was avoidable at least one of the Vitina goals after he'd scored the first one don't let him score the second one and then obviously got a penalty, but the penalty shouldn't have been given.
33:15And I thought the Fabian Ruiz goal was totally avoidable. Oh, totally. That was the worst of the lot, I thought. It was a good performance by Spurs, but one marred by really stupid mistakes that allowed PSG to score four goals they probably shouldn't have scored. But, you know, players make mistakes, but to make so many bad ones in the game. But otherwise, I thought Spurs were decent enough. They were playing away from home against the European champions. I would imagine there were probably some Spurs fans who think they should be going there and beating them. But compared to their performance on Sunday against Arsenal, and it's a low bar, this was head and shoulders above that.
34:05But they did still lose. Yeah, I mean, you mentioned Petrini. His first goal is so good. And the Glenn Hoddle on co-coms, absolutely. It's so good, isn't it? When he's like, because Spurs have done that first half really, really well. They came out with this formation, which people couldn't work out what it was. It was kind of 4-2-2-2 or like a box, but they had Bergvot and Gray. And Spurs fans love those two players because they're young and they are good. And Archie Gray had to be centre-back for the whole last season because of all the injuries. And then the Hoddle is saying, well, look, they're just confining PSG to shots from outside.
34:38outside the box and they'll be pretty happy with that. Strike the ball. It was like, it was literally like, and what a finish it was. Particularly because it's such a ping, like the way the ping off the crossbar really adds to the effect of it. Well, as that, you know, that Thomas Frank likes, you know, has said, like, you know, let players shoot from outside the box if they do it, because they're so unlikely to score, you know, back to the XG. It's a low XG, even if it's Batinia, he's such a good player. I don't know what you thought, Archie. I thought it was a real step in the right direction and Thomas Frank needed it.
35:12Maybe my expectations are lower than they should be, but after Sunday, which was so bad, and also like a run of games, Chelsea game was terrible as well. Seeing them actually attack and press and do things that teams should do was a relief. I think conceding the goals that Spurs did takes away from that. You can't run down five goals where half of them are poor defensive mistakes and go, it's a step in the right direction. Max, you're sounding like Ange. That's who we are, mate. I can't help it. What's happened? If anything, the thing that I'm thinking is, from a personal standpoint as well, the great force of spursiness collides with Fulham-ish on Saturday.
36:01And I'm like, oh, we're going to be the team that they turn this round against, aren't we? Aston Villa hadn't won a game this season, but here come Fulham. So, yeah, let's see. Can I ask you, Nicky, about Christian Romero? Because I just, you know, I can't work out if he's either absolutely brilliant or just a bit of a donut. Like, or maybe both. Like, because that mistake, he sort of, when he makes mistakes as well, he doesn't sort of, he's got such a poker face. He doesn't have poker feet, of course. We know that. Like, he launches in, but he doesn't, he's this kind of like blase or not bothered.
36:40He just stays the same, this face, even when he's absolutely messed up. Yeah, it's that terrifying character in the movies and he just stays completely silent, doesn't let you know right before he commits some egregious action. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. of violence, which obviously, footballing violence in this case, not suggesting that Cristian Ramirez, but he is a bit that. He's got such an edge to him as a player. And I think he's a good player, but he does always feel like he's in that, not showing it, like you say, with a poker face way. He's just a moment away at any given, at any given second, he's a moment away of doing something completely crazy, which is not necessarily a trait you want in a centre-back.
37:27I don't know, it's such a weird one because you're saying that, Max, and obviously Thomas Frank saying really pleased with the performance. It's just very odd to hear a manager talk about being very pleased with the performance after conceding five goals and not like five goals that was like, oh my God, how did we concede five goals? Five goals because you gave a lot of them away. It was a weird one. I don't even completely disagree with you because going forward, there was lots that was good. But at the same time, I didn't see the Super Cup game. So I'm going off the reports I heard of it. But from everything I understand, Tottenham are very, very close to beating PSG in that Super Cup game.
38:05They were two in lap, obviously. And by all the reports at the time, they were not undeserving of that two in lap. So it doesn't feel like it's necessarily progress if a few months later you're getting this sort of defensive performance. in a rematch. I was enthused until we had this conversation. The difference with the Super Cup game is the context because you'd just come off the back of Angeball and it seemed like defensive organisation. It seemed like pragmatism. And I think that Spurs fans were encouraged at the time by, oh, hang on, this could be a new serious face to the team. Except what's come in the last month has been some really gutless performances, particularly in front of goal.
38:48and now, yeah, it's a bit different. And actually PSG, I think, hadn't trained for like two months. So, you know, they played the Club World Cup and then they just sort of came back for a kickabout. But look, Colin Mojane scored two, so look, I have faith. I believe this could be the turning point. So basically Tottenham's best player in a game against PSG was a PSG player.
39:11Listen, listen, you know, look, when there are only schools to clutch at, Barry, I clutch at them I'm a glass half full guy I can't help it anyway I hope Xavi Simmonds nose is alright after being elbowed completely unnecessarily by Lucas Hernandez that was a filthy challenge right let's rattle to the others an NPR cost three Real Madrid four what's the question for this one Barry Kylian Mbappe is good a seven minute hat trick four in total question for this is did Kylian Mbappe score the fastest hat trick in Champions League history no he didn't he scored one in six minutes 42 seconds but Mo Salah has a quicker one apparently yeah 4-3 to Madrid not as close as the scoreline suggests but a good effort from Olympiacos nevertheless Atleti beat into 2-1 Andy says is it even a Champions League night if it doesn't end with Simeone charging down the touchline yeah what did you make of this one Nicky?
40:06it's really hard to figure and tear out at the moment I continue to think their squad is by far the most talented in Italy but they're their record in big games is really bad for a while now. And coming off the really not great defeat to Milan in the derby, they were hoping for a response here. And to then be at least drawing the game away from home to Atletico in the 90th minute and concede an equaliser at the end feels like it's another ding to the morale and belief that this team is able to get over that issue of just not being able to show up in these big games. They've had four very straightforward games in this group relative to what they've got left.
40:52I think their first four games, you look at them all, they did win them all, but you think those are games maybe you expect them to win. After this, they get Liverpool, Arsenal and Borussia Dortmund away. So they're not going to not go through to at least the playoffs, but it is tougher from here and that wasn't great. There was a lot that happened last night, so I couldn't give this game as much of my attention as I'd always would. as well. So I'll ask you a vague question about Atalanta as well. They won 3-0 in Frankfurt. And I try to ask about Adam Ola-Lukman, because every time I read about him, he's unhappy.
41:23Is he happy? Is he now happy at Atalanta? What's his vibe? Well, I'm sure everyone at Atalanta is happier after this swing, because it's better than what they've heard recently, which is a lot of losing, including at the weekend against Napoli. Lukman wanted to leave this summer. He wasn't subtle about it. The club wouldn't let him leave. I think there was a feeling that a gentleman's agreement was broken, that he was going to be allowed to leave this summer. And so he was basically frozen out through pre-season, he didn't train. As a result, he finally got reintegrated, but hadn't trained in pre-season, wasn't great to start this season because he wasn't fit.
42:00Maybe it wasn't great also because Ivan Juric was the manager, who can say, but Juric is now gone, Palladino's in. I think Palladino is a really interesting young manager who deserves that chance. He did great work at Fiorentina last season and yeah obviously didn't start with that hasn't started perfectly in the league but to get a win like this in the cup might just be a good thing for for Luckman and for Palladino to get the ball rolling a bit. Elsewhere Sporting Beat Club Brugge 3-0, Copenhagen Beat Carabat 3-2 and a two-all draw between Pafos and Monaco including a brilliant header from David Luiz.
42:33I don't know Barry if you have any strong thoughts on any of those games? Well Pafos are doing really well for themselves the Cypriot champions they currently occupy the 24th and final qualifying spot in the table they're flying the flag for the little guy I suppose this season or little-ish guy and just Copenhagen Henry Glarison's son Jordan won and scored a penalty for them and I went to have a look to see you know what age this teenage son of a great is he's 28 oh no and number one when he was with Ryan Adams oh god that's terrible 28 I must have heard of him before and forgotten but anyway yes I think he's 28 and he has eight caps for Sweden I was just going to say a shout out to the 10 Kaira Almaty fans who went to Copenhagen who were presented on the pitch beforehand and congratulated which I thought was lovely yeah More players than fans is always good.
43:39Right, that'll do for part two. Part three will be a Premier League preview.
43:52Welcome to part three of the Guardian Football Weekly. Ben says, is Baz still excited by Arsenal-Chelsea at the weekend? Uber Greening. As he thought your previous similar question was inexplicably beneath him, Does Barry think Arsenal's win tonight as well as Chelsea's win yesterday sets up their weekend clash nicely? Judging from the conversation we had before the pod, no. But over to you, Barry. Chelsea-Arsenal, the game of the weekend. Yes. My argument is that what Chelsea and Arsenal do in the Champions League has absolutely zero bearing on what may or may not happen in their game, Premier League game on Sunday.
44:29it's already nicely set up whether they win in a different competition in the build up to the game makes no difference to me the thing I'd say about this just an overview on this weekend's Premier League fixtures it's the most games gone fixture list we've ever seen I think because we have an 8pm game on Saturday which I hate and then on Sunday we have a 12pm game noon game between Crystal Palace and Manchester United that's costing you and me money Max because we bumped off the radio apparently Palace v Man U is going to be more entertaining than us and then you have three three fixtures kicking off at not 2pm but five past two so yeah game's gone every time we talk about like 12 hook kick-offs all I can think about is like the crappest protest that ever happened in Italy when they introduced the early lunchtime kickoffs and a bunch of Parma fans had the Protesta del Panino, which is the sandwich protest, which is when the game cooked off.
45:40They all took out a sandwich and started eating it. That was the protest. That's really good. That'll show them. We'll eat lunch at lunchtime while we watch the game. I mean, I don't agree with Barry. I think you don't compartmentalise performances across competitions. Of course, Caramel Cup, you might make loads of changes. But if you're on a roll and both these teams are on a roll and Chelsea beat Barcelona and Arsenal beat Bayern Munich, I think it does add more to this game. But, you know, I'm happy for... You are entitled to your wrong opinion, Max. OK. I'd just like to know if the rest of the panel share my wrong opinion.
46:17Archie, I agree with Max. Thank you so much. Nicky? I think I agree with Max. I think it does. If two teams go and win really big European games in the same week and then they're playing each other, I think that does feel like it's building up towards a climactic clash, doesn't it? Just because I'm in a minority doesn't mean I'm wrong. No, no, no. You're absolutely right. Liverpool go to West Ham on Sunday. So, you know, wow. I mean, that is probably, is it the game you want? West Ham are slightly better now, aren't they? So I don't know what game Liverpool want. When you're losing, when you're on a horrible losing streak, every game's tricky.
47:01And you and improved Les Ham away, would it be a massive shock if Liverpool lost? I don't think so. Do you want a full minute? You've already slightly touched on it, Archie. They go to Tottenham. It is that Saturday 8 o 'clock kickoff. It's an unnecessary time. It's shiny game show time, isn't it? It's not football time. But how do you see Fulham going? I think Fulham are struggling without Rodrigo Mooney's being out for so long. Now he's ruled out until January at least. Also trying to blood younger new players like Josh King and Kevin is something that we've not done much of before. So that's taking its toll.
47:44And I think having overachieved in previous seasons under Marco Silva in the Premier League, this was inevitable that this might happen at some point. Fans are upset about lack of investment. I do think we're a little bit light in central midfield with Berger and Lukic and there's no real replacement for them. But ultimately, I'm sticking by Barry's prediction of us to finish 12th. Fine. Rob Edwards' next game is away at Villa, so that doesn't seem easy at all. Crystal Palace Man United is one of the midday kickers on Sunday. See what Man United do after that home defeat to Everton. Palace are away at Strasbourg this evening.
48:21It just comes from Ben Chilwell, who's now playing. I don't know if anyone saw these for Strasbourg. He said, what a story it would be if I went to the World Cup after I was in the Chelsea bomb squad and everyone had counted me out 12 months prior. It would just be the biggest middle finger to so many people, which to me is a motivation. Chelsea were honest with me and there's no resentment, but of course I've got an ego. so it'd be a nice feeling to prove some people wrong. I would say there is some resentment. Yeah, it sounds like...
48:52Yeah, and fair enough, right? I think, you know, if anyone was put in a bomb squad, I think you're allowed to resent them, aren't they? Everton, Newcastle, Man City, Leeds, Sunderland, Bournemouth. The Everton, Newcastle one is quite an interesting one. Two fascinating teams, actually. I still think Everton are getting away with murder, but their results suggest otherwise. And maybe it's because I predicted they'd be relegated. But they had a great win over Manchester United on Monday. They're 11th, but they're only four points off Champions League place, I think. And then Newcastle with their really dreadful away form.
49:37I think if Newcastle... Look, we've been predicting, or I have been predicting for years now, at any time Newcastle go on a bad run, that Eddie Howe will come under pressure. But they always seem to dig themselves out of the hole. But I do think he will be under pressure if they lose another away game in the Premier League. This is the self-immolation derby. How appropriate that after the Michael Keane-Adrisse Gay incident on Monday, that they should go and face Newcastle. If we were in the US, they'd wheel out Lee Bowyer and Kieran Dyer before on the pitch with pugil sticks or something like that.
50:14It's, yeah, sometimes the fixture list works out well. We talked about In The Box and Ideas for Sky. You know, get those two and get some pugil sticks. I'm in. I did watch all of In The Box. And I actually sort of, I hate myself for not hating it. I mean, it was clearly completely ridiculous. One of the worst, whoever had to edit that is like having to edit Big Brother. It would have been an absolute nightmare. there. But there was part of me that sort of kept on watching. So maybe I should have been as down on yesterday. Full week of championship action this week. Coventry beat Middlesbrough.
50:47It was top two at the time. Middlesbrough now third. They were on 4-2. It's got two late on. They're 10 points clear. Frank Lampard's Coventry, which is amazing. It's a long, old season, but that is some lead that they have. Sheffield United won last night. Big win. They beat Cortsmouth 3-0, moved out of the relegation zone. But this story is extraordinary. Earlier this week, there was a report that United's owners, CO8, had supposedly contacted Sheffield Wednesday's administrators to make an inquiry. The club made a statement the day after this report came out, but interestingly, didn't deny they'd made inquiries over a potential merger.
51:20So we're not totally sure. But is it like local reporters, and there are some Sheffield United fans who don't love their owners, are going, of all the things you could do as the owner of Sheffield United is try and merge with Sheffield Wednesday. Like, it's like, it's insane. Like, it's not like a, because they're American owners, they're not very present as far as I understand. But it does seem like a sort of, a slight lack of local knowledge. And like, what do you say? Do you say, I'll tell you what, what they say to Sheffield Wednesday is, we'll take the Sheffield from your name and the United's from our name.
51:55How about that? Complete madness. It's a bit like the Curtis Jones interview we were talking about. I wasn't quite sure, is this real or not? But it sounds like it is. The Curtis Jones interview definitely was real, by the way. I can imagine distant American owners being that ignorant and tone deaf. What colours would they put? Do you mean red and blue? Oh, God. It's sort of upsetting to even think about it. We take the white stripes from your shirt and the red stripes from our shirt.
52:35The WSL has apologised to Spurs for a remark made by influencer G.K. Barry. It does sound like a cricketer from the 1940s, doesn't it, G.K. Barry, during the League Cup draw on Tuesday night. The draw for the quarterfinals and semifinals were conducted by GK Barry and her partner, the Portsmouth midfielder Ella Rutherford. As Spurs were drawn out, GK Barry shouted, what do you think of Tottenham? And, you know, everyone knows that chant. She also pulled a ball out of the bag and dropped it in by accident and took it out again. Poor old Ted Croker. They'd be furious about this. You wouldn't get this.
53:08And the adjudicator from the WSL was present at the draw and is satisfied the process was conducted fairly and correctly. And it's like, on one level, Nicky, it's quite funny. a bit like Rod Stewart doing that draw when he was half cut is funny but it's also I sat to a couple I heard from Catherine Batt the journalist yesterday and I did a show on Talksport and Uma Gurav was on there and he was saying look you can have fun with a draw but like if someone comes on and you want to encourage people right to the women's game but GK Barry clearly knows nothing about football is not taking it seriously at all and is yeah sort of the wrong side of the line was the vibe I got from certainly from the women's football experts that I've spoken to I, I'd agree with that on it being the wrong side of the line.
53:51I have like a certain sympathy with GK Barry, who's obviously just been like offered this, and has been told just be yourself. Like no, no one has told her not to do that. Right. They've just, they've just said, Oh, go on, just do it. Be yourself. It's simple. You're just putting the balls out of the bag. Cause it's not a lot to worry about. I don't, I don't feel like it's, it's her fault. I don't feel like it's also conceptually like this terrible, terrible idea. If you're trying to expand your audiences into certain demographics to try to get someone to do something that, I mean, draws are always a jamboree, right?
54:21We've had flipping Donald Trump drew the balls once for a lead cup draw. Whatever happened to him? Clip draw anyway. So there's been all sorts of nonsense with cup draws in the past. And it's all of it individually, I can see. But yeah, it feels like this one, what was really needed is if you're going to do it a little bit more actual conversation about taking certain, not seriously to the point of being po-faced, because again, it's supposed to be a chamboree, but I think there's maybe a little bit not enough was discussed beforehand about actually, this does still need to be a professional process.
54:59You're probably right. Michael says, is it a coincidence that Football Weekly's entry to YouTube content is happening at the same time as Barry's running transformation? Yeah, you can now watch these podcasts on YouTube if you'd like to see our grinning faces. how is the running going? Barry only agreed to this once he'd started his jogging extravaganza so it's the new slimline Barry Glendening. The new slimline Barry Glendening has actually put on weight since he started running. I think because I'm running... Pure muscle. Muscle weighs more than that. No, I think it's because I'm running I'm now giving myself permission to eat things I wouldn't have eaten before I started running.
55:39ice creams and chocolate bars and all that. But, you know, that's not a problem. The running's going fine. Did my first uninterrupted 5K on Monday, 37 minutes, 12 seconds, which under 40, I was happy enough with that. And like Pep Guardiola said last week, now that I've got, I can whack out three miles without too much trouble. And like, without wanting to toot my own horn, that is remarkable because I couldn't run half the length of a football pitch five weeks ago anyway the season starts now into proper training so yeah Are you going to be going up to a cameraman anytime soon Barry just shouting in his face?
56:25Well if there's one following me when I'm out running certainly yes and he'll be getting more than a apology If you just go to Just Giving and write down that you can give some more money to Great Ormond Street. Oh, thank you, by the way, to everyone who's donated. It is absolutely astonishing. I don't know whether it's generosity or just people being bastards putting me under pressure, but whichever, thank you. Could be pity. Yeah, pity. I'll take it. Pity money is fine. All right, that'll do for today. Thanks, everyone. Thank you, Archie. Thanks, Max. Thanks, Nicky. Thanks, Baz. Thank you. From Weekly is produced by Taya Papula and Joel Grove, and our executive producer is Phil Maynard.
57:07to be back on Monday.
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