Brian Brobbey bags a brace and Deniz Undav, supersub: World Cup Daily

21 Jun 2026 · 35 min · 19 chapters

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In short

Guardian Football Weekly’s World Cup Daily wrap, covering Netherlands 5-1 Sweden (Brian Brobbey brace), Germany 2-1 Ivory Coast (Deniz Undav as late supersub), Ecuador 0-0 Curaçao (Eloy Room 15 saves), and Turkey 0-1 Paraguay (Miguel Almirón red card for covering his mouth). It also previews upcoming matches (Spain-Saudi Arabia, Belgium-Iran, etc.).

Guests/backgrounds

Hosts Max Rushden and Barry Glendening; panelists Leander Schaerlaeckens (Toronto-based correspondent), Dan Bardell (UK night shift). No other football guests appear.

Key claims

Brobbey’s “target man” qualities and Dutch wing-play patterns overwhelmed Sweden; Graham Potter’s “honeymoon” is over. Nagelsmann defended Undav’s bench role: Undav scored twice off the bench and Germany’s subs “reignited” attack. Curaçao’s point is historic; Room’s 15 saves tied Tim Howard’s World Cup record. Turkey’s exit is blamed on missed chances and Almirón’s bizarre red card.

Notable examples

Brobbey’s two similar goals; Undav’s finish after Felix Nmecha’s pass; Ecuador’s late chances (Hincapi header over); Curaçao holding on after 91st/94th-minute scares; Almirón “covering his mouth” leading to a red card; Turkey siege with no goals.

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Netherlands vs Sweden Highlights

1:56 to 4:30

Discussion on Netherlands' impressive win against Sweden in World Cup.

“Hello and welcome to the Guardian Football Weekly.”

Analysis of Brobby's Performance

4:30 to 6:07

In-depth analysis of Brian Brobby's contributions to the game.

“kind of flatters the Netherlands because it wasn't a 5-1 game.”

Sweden's Struggles and Missed Chances

6:07 to 7:42

Examination of Sweden's performance and inability to score.

“He is a Dutch school 4-3-3 wing play ideologue, and he does not deviate from that.”

Discussion on Dutch Team Dynamics

7:42 to 10:29

Exploration of the strengths and weaknesses of the Dutch team.

“because the look on his face was very similar to the start of the season with West Ham.”

Germany vs Ivory Coast Overview

10:29 to 11:33

Preview of the upcoming discussion on Germany's match against Ivory Coast.

“So this team, I'm just not sure about it yet.”

Germany vs Ivory Coast Overview

12:14 to 12:59

Preview of the upcoming discussion on Germany's match against Ivory Coast.

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Germany's Victory Analysis

12:59 to 14:02

Analysis of Germany's match against Ivory Coast and Dennis Undav's impact.

“They're not NFL stadiums and it's just a different vibe.”

Germany's Tactical Adjustments

14:02 to 17:42

Explore Germany's lineup changes and tactical shifts during their match against Ivory Coast.

“They basically played an entirely different front line that they had against Ecuador the other day.”

Germany Survives Group Stage

17:42 to 18:12

Germany's first group stage survival in 12 years is a significant moment.

“which is baffling when you consider that no country has been to the World Cup semifinals as often as Germany has.”

Curacao's Remarkable Draw

18:12 to 24:48

Discussion on Curacao's historic draw against Ecuador and standout performances.

“I mean, there's a lot of holes in that team still.”
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Curacao's Remarkable Draw

25:54 to 26:26

Discussion on Curacao's historic draw against Ecuador and standout performances.

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Turkey's World Cup Exit

26:26 to 28:00

Turkey's disappointing performance and early exit from the tournament.

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Turkey's World Cup Journey

28:00 to 29:56

Discussing Turkey's performance and challenges in the World Cup.

“And Turkey's capacity to make absolute fools of all of us seems to be limitless.”

Paraguay's Disappointment

29:56 to 32:21

Analyzing Paraguay's game strategy and performance in the tournament.

“And the Turkey player was exceptional at remembering the rule.”

US Team's Impressive Start

32:21 to 34:22

Evaluating the US team's performance and tactics in the World Cup.

“It's been a sort of miraculous start, hasn't it?”

Upcoming Matches Preview

34:22 to 36:59

Previewing the next World Cup matches and discussing potential outcomes.

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36:59 to 38:15

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1:56Hello and welcome to the Guardian Football Weekly. Brobby, Brobby, Brobby, entertaining the nation on primetime TV on a Saturday evening. The Netherlands hammer Sweden 5-1. Brobby with a classic target man's performance. And the Dutch looked brilliant. Gakpo excellent down the left. De Jong and Gravenberg running midfield. The Graham Potter honeymoon period is over. Sweden rallied a little in the second half, but they have work to do. In Group E, Denis Undov saves Germany. Two excellent finishes for their permanent substitute, as Junior Nagelsmann's side come back from behind to beat the Ivory Coast.

2:24Curacao, population 150 ,000, draw with Ecuador. Population 18 million, a stunning result. Their keeper, Eloy Ruhm, making 15 saves. The joint most ever in a World Cup match. It means Germany win the group, but the other three can still progress. Then there's last night's game. Number 10, Paraguay, covered his mouth. Decision, red card. But as Dark Horses Turkey go out, we'll look ahead to tomorrow. Answer your questions. And that's today's Guardian Football Weekly. With me in the studio, Barry Glendening. Hello. Hi, Max. Welcome Leander Charlequins in Toronto. Hey, Leander. Hey, guys. And doing the night shift in the UK, Dan Bardell.

2:57Hey, Dan. Hi, Max. You look good for 3.15am. We are recording before Tunisia, Japan. We'll talk about that tomorrow. Hard to know which game to begin with because they were all good. And Curacao fans will be yelling at us for not doing the first ever World Cup point first. But let's begin with the first game of the day, Baz, in Group F. Netherlands 5, Sweden 1 in Houston. Perseus says, we were in the middle of a packed Dehems in Soho and I yelled out, yes, Max, when Brobby scored. T says, I don't pay close attention to Sunderland. I honestly thought you guys were calling him Brian Brobby as a joke this entire season.

3:30And I did pick him for a golden boot in our predictions. I mean, credit Koomer, Barry, for making this switch because it really worked.

3:38Max Rushden:Oh, absolutely. Brobby was sensational. scored the Netherlands first two goals basically scored the same goal twice one across from the left and the other across from the right absolutely bullied Isaac Heen who really knew he was in a game and could not cope with Broby at all people who've watched Sunderland this season will know how good Broby is how strong he is how deft he is he's got a bit of everything, he's good in the air got good feet real handful for any defender and I'm kind of sad he's put in that performance today because I was hoping he'd keep a bit of a low profile at the World Cup because the vultures are already circling before it started and there'll certainly be more of them circling now.

4:26Max Rushden:I really enjoyed this game I'm going to say 5-1 kind of flatters the Netherlands because it wasn't a 5-1 game. I don't think the Sweden goalkeeper made a save just the Netherlands scored all their chances or most of them and Sweden created plenty of chances but only scored one that was by Anthony Alanga who did more in 10 minutes for Sweden than he did all season for Newcastle and yeah Newcastle fans will be you know Ezek played well as well so Newcastle fans will be watching this game going for various reasons yeah an emphatic win for the Netherlands and Sweden will be wondering how on earth they managed to lose 5-1.

5:10Max Rushden:Yeah. Leander, back to Broby. I just thought Baz made a good point about how deft he is because you could look at a player like that and just think, obviously he's incredibly strong, but that touch for the opening goal to, you know, cushion that ball into Gakpo's path is elite, isn't it? It is. He can do a lot of different things. He's a player that's confounded people at Ajax where he played twice. He came up through the academy there and then briefly left for RB Leipzig and then came back at a fairly hefty fee a few years later and never really did the business for Ajax. And he always looked like such a prototypical Ajax striker, such a Dutch striker, a target man who could sort of do a bit of everything, who's just really good on the ball, really good with his back to goal, really physical, really fast.

5:53And so he's capable of these things. And honestly, with the way he played, it kind of made me wonder, watching this match, whether Graham Potter had ever watched a Dutch team play before. Because Ronald Koeman does not do unusual things for a Dutch coach. He does not do exciting things. He is a Dutch school 4-3-3 wing play ideologue, and he does not deviate from that. And those first two goals that Broby scored, they were sort of prototypical Dutch-style goals, right? Ball up to the target man, out wide, low cross comes back, someone is there to tap it in. So I was really surprised by how befuddled Sweden seemed to be by the Dutch early on.

6:36Yeah, and actually Dan, I see Barry's point about the chances Sweden made, but for the first 25 minutes, half an hour, they could not touch the ball. Yeah, like Barry said, I thought Sweden were pretty good in the middle of the pitch, but had problems at either end. Jokeres had a pretty presentable opportunity when the game state was still pretty close and he snatched at it and didn't connect with it properly. defensively they just didn't like crosses and couldn't deal with anything that came in the box they had their moments but Holland in that first half that's probably the most flying start I can think that a team's made so far in the World Cup everything they did looked dangerous Sweden had to retreat I didn't think they dealt with anything that came their way from Holland well at all there was a moment at the end of the first half where Sweden did kind of get themselves together and they started to play well but didn't get that goal and then when you've started the first half badly and you then go and start the second half badly as well, you might live very, very difficult for yourself.

7:35And I just thought, Potter, when the camera panned to him at one point, I remembered that he was actually West Ham manager at one point this season as well because the look on his face was very similar to the start of the season with West Ham. Yeah, and worth remembering, Sweden won no matches in qualifying, I think, as well. You know, qualified in this, you know, slightly weird way. Cody Gakpo as well. I can't remember someone was saying, on the pod. It can't have been off the pod because we don't really talk about football when we're not doing the pod, Barry. You just criticise my life choices.

8:04And you mine. Of course. But someone's saying that his decision-making for Liverpool is not good. Like he's either too greedy or he makes the wrong choices. But he actually got everything right here, I thought.

8:14Max Rushden:He put in good crosses. His goal was excellent. The way he caught inside Gustav Lagerbielka and pulled that low shot into the bottom corner. I mean he's a very good player I think he didn't have a good season with Liverpool one of many Liverpool players who didn't perform who knows why but he was excellent today I thought I was going to say Jimmy Crescensio Somerville was also outstanding when he came on he made a real difference and for all the criticism we've eaten out of Sweden I still think they played quite well they just could not score Ayari missed a couple Jokeres missed a few and there were other chances they missed but Verbruggen had to make some decent saves and they came out on the wrong end of a hiding yeah it's yes how would Jimmy Somerville fare I mean look he's got a low centre of gravity Jimmy hasn't he and he's got that beat boy that beat boy feeling I suppose it's interesting Leander isn't it how one game can sort of make you a serious contender I don't know you wouldn't want to play the Dutch.

9:23They looked like they had real balance. So I've been watching this Dutch team my whole life. I was born there. And I have a really hard time trusting this generation because it's sort of this mind warp that I can't quite get my head around because there's something deeply ironic by this generation of Dutch players, which is that historically, there would just be a glut of attacking talent, playmakers, creative players, wingers strikers we just mass produce them and if there happened to be a few serviceable defenders that would be a golden generation right and this one is sort of the other way around where there's just this abundance of defenders i mean keep in mind with this team that jurion timber is injured uh matthijs de licht is injured natan ake was on the bench and they still have like a really strong back four although they do seem to be um easily exposed on the counter with with a little bit of speed because Virgil van Dijk just doesn't have it anymore.

10:16And so the problem with this generation is finding sort of enough attackers that could piece it together and they still don't really have an entirely, you know, Brian Broby's been really good for one game, but, you know, does that make for the model that they're going to follow from now on? So this team, I'm just not sure about it yet. I mean, they were very good today. They were solid against Japan, not overwhelming, but I don't know. Any other strong thoughts Dan on this? I'll probably go along with what Leander just says I don't think that one game makes them one of the favourites I don't have them in the top four or five teams To win this competition They looked more balanced I think maybe sometimes teams in the World Cup Will play a system and a team in the first game And it may not work and make a couple of changes And it feels like they've landed on something But I think it was more a case of that Brian Brobby was very good Rather than that whole team came together And played really really well I think having a focal point helped, but I think if it came to the big occasion, I wouldn't fully trust them either.

11:18The other game in Group F Tunisia Japan is sort of kicking off in half an hour's time, so we will discuss that tomorrow. That'll do for part one. Part two, we'll do Group E.

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12:58welcome to part two of the guardian football weekly uh so let's start then with germany beating the ivory coast 2-1 leander you were you were at this one um what was the atmosphere like in toronto oh it was incredible there's huge amount of german fans i mean and it's it's nice that toronto stadium like the stadiums in mexico and like the vancouver stadium are actual soccer stadiums and they're built that way. They're not NFL stadiums and it's just a different vibe. It probably helps that the press box is outdoors because in all of these NFL stadiums, and we're not going to complain about getting to be at a World Cup, but when you're sort of trapped behind glass, it's also kind of kills the vibe a little bit when you're covering these games.

13:36But there is a great atmosphere. The Germans claim that they had 12 ,000 people who had come on the march to the stadium, which I believe, because it was really packed with a lot, a lot, a lot of German flags. So it was really fun. And this game is all about Dennis Undab, right, Leandro? It is, yeah. First, we have to give credit to Ivory Coast. That is a good team. And they've made a lot of changes going into this one. They made six changes to their starting lineup. They basically played an entirely different front line that they had against Ecuador the other day. and that is a physical team that presses well that can really make teams uncomfortable.

14:17And they did that for the first hour with Germany. They sort of seemed to run out of gas in their press. And then Undov comes along and Julian Nagelsmann's come in for a lot of criticism for his management of Germany. But I think he deserves credit for the subs that he made and for the way that he kind of reignited that German attack. And they finally were able to push their way through and confirm some stereotypes with a 94th minute winner. I don't know, Dan, if on Sprach Sport, they're ringing up and demanding Dennis Sundar starts for Germany, but maybe it's a perfect position for him. His record is absolutely mad.

14:51Is it nine goals in his last eight matches? And he's probably only played about eight minutes. Yeah, I think it's nine and 11 caps overall, or nine and 12. It's certainly one of the two. I think if you have something in a competition that works, why would you change it? It maybe suited him coming into that environment. I think it's quite telling that he's coming off the bench and not Volta Marder. You kind of get the feeling that if Havertz weren't to start maybe Volta Marder would start but actually the best option to bring off the bench is Dennis Sundar and that kind of flurry of substitutions that Germany made really pulled the game into their favour.

15:32I thought Amiri who kind of played towards the right flank and the ball he put in for the first goal I thought he played really well when he came on as well. I think the players that entered the pitch came on with a real purpose about them and swung that game because before then I felt like Germany were in a little bit of trouble. Ivory Coast in transition and in that first half Diamandé just absolutely ripped Kimmich. I think the formation that German play just put him in so many uncomfortable positions in a game where you're going to have loads of possession and you're expected to dominate, which I guess Germany were to an extent.

16:03Kimmich will be alright kind of playing as a right centre-back but I think the way Ivory Coast exposed in particularly in that first half he suddenly did look very very old in in in that german team but ivrigo's had so many so many chances that they could have had things could have gone so much different for them in that game i think they'll look back at that at that moment when adingra took a took a touch yeah i don't need to take a touch yeah it's funny that you say that dan about sort of the the role that undav played because that's exactly what nagelsmann said in the press conference after the game he said i've got this guy who's efficient coming off the bench Why would I change that?

16:39Why would I start him? He's come in twice. He scored both times, three goals in total. I'm not going to make any changes. He talked about flow a lot. That seems to be one of the buzzwords that Nagelsmann really likes. I think we should also give some credit to Felix, Felix and Mietje. I believe his name is pronounced. The Dortmund midfielder. He was excellent. Just box to box, up and down. You know, what good came from Germany in the first hour or so largely came through him. He was very, very impressive, especially as Musiala and Sané and Wirtz were having a tough time getting going against that kind of suffocating press.

17:12And actually, Leandro, that Metzger pass into Undav is great. But the first touch from Undav to like even control that ball anywhere near you is hard. But to put it right onto his left foot is perfect. Yeah, beautiful. He just took it. He spun it. He just lashed it past Fofana, who'd had a good game up to that point. It's a striker's finish, as they say. Yeah, so that means Germany have won the group. This is the first time Germany has survived the group stage since they last won the World Cup. And that's not to suggest that they're about to, but they'd actually gone 12 years without surviving the group stage at a World Cup, which is baffling when you consider that no country has been to the World Cup semifinals as often as Germany has.

17:55They've been 13 times. Next most is Brazil with 11 times. Yeah, that's amazing, isn't it?

18:00Max Rushden:I just presume they always do. yeah i knew they've gone out the last two is it the last three they've gone out in the group stages or just the last two and those are the only times in their history that they've gone out right and and and having watched them leander and you see more in the stadium or you see a different shape of the game like where whereabouts are germany we were sort of saying the netherlands after one game you couldn't necessarily have them as that doesn't shoot them into one of the favorites for this where are germany because they're sort of getting going i guess i don't think i would list germany among the early favorites either.

18:31I mean, there's a lot of holes in that team still. You know, Schlatterbach seemed to be injured and maybe wasn't the strongest suit on that team to begin with. They have some problems there. They don't really have a creator if Musiala's not on it. You know, is Kai Havertz the striker that's going to get you all the way to the semifinals, to the World Cup final? I'm not so sure. You know, Kimmich is sort of suspect. At one point, Nagelsmann had to move Brown over to the other side just to come and deal with Jan Diomande, who was very, very fast. He does this funny thing, I noticed in the stadium, where basically any time a player gets away from him, he gives him a shove in the back with two hands, which just goes unpunished for some reason.

19:15So there's weaknesses in this German team for sure. Yeah, I quite like to, by the end, Nathaniel Brown was just booting it anywhere, like proper old school, anywhere, mate. That was great. to the other game then that just finished Ecuador nil Curaçao nil in Kansas City their first World Cup Curaçao their first point their keeper Eli Rue made 15 saves so that is tied for the most in a single match in World Cup history alongside Tim Howard for the US against Belgium in 2014 I'm trying to work out it's quite hard to work out where this compares to Cape Verde getting a draw against Spain but regardless Barry it's an amazing result for them

19:52Max Rushden:it's a sensational result for Curacao. I think it's probably not as glam as Cape Verde getting the draw with Spain because Ecuador aren't as big a powerhouse as Spain, but there were many people, including my own dark horses for this tournament. Not a good 24 hours for the dark horses, I would say. We'll get to Turkey. But this, I mean, And there was so much to like about this game. Eli Room, for a start, the Curaçao keeper, had the game of his life. I presume he's never played that well before and probably won't ever again. But not only did they put up a heroic rearguard action against an Ecuador side who just huffed and puffed but couldn't blow the house down, they also had chances to win this game.

20:48Max Rushden:there was one stage after half time where Hector Galindez the Ecuador keeper was forced into a triple save, two excellent saves from Bakuna and Locadia and towards the end he had to make another save from Bakuna which had he scored could have pulled off the shock of the tournament to date so it was a real real good game Ener Valencia missed a hatful of chances for Ecuador John Yeboah missed a couple as well but yeah Ruhm was sensational he will be a hero in Curacao and when you say the population what was it 150 ,000 V18 million yeah I was on Google Matt looks like a lovely spot Curacao just off the coast of Venezuela Leander will know more about Curacao probably it's the Dutch some of the Dutch royal family were present to watch them and a lot of their players are Dutch.

21:52Yeah of course. Eli Ruhm 37 placed for Miami FC the other the other Miami not into Miami but yeah Leander what did you what a moment for Curacao. It's just an incredible story and I was working out that if we do World Cup points per capita then Curacao and Cape Verde are the best teams in the world so we should we should power hats to them yeah the dutch king and queen were there um curacao is still part of the dutch kingdom it is also an independent sort of uh sovereign nation um and it's one of those games that really kind of defies analysis right and almost defies statistics to an extent because it was largely one-way traffic uh ecuador had 27 shots by one count 29 shots by another 15 on target although i saw that their xg was only 3.05 so you know shots certainly but maybe uh not always of the highest quality but you know a game like this like how can you not be romantic about it and i just love that the only 0-0 matches in this tournament have also been the greatest upsets there were those two moments barry at the end like i think one was like the 91st minute and the 94th especially the second one where Ecuador fizzed the ball in and like it went off the shin of a Curaçao player and we're all standing there ready to come to the studio going, oh please don't so thank God they held on

23:16Max Rushden:Yeah, it was sort of skin of the teeth stuff at the end but Piero Hincapi as well had a great chance to win it for Ecuador from a corner and he headed over the bar and it would have been heartbreaking if they'd conceded a late winner, but they didn't. They held on and hats off to them. So Dick Otfokat, which as we all know, probably translates to the penis lawyer. It was part of a really concerted effort in the Curacao Federation of just basically trying to mine kind of this post-colonial relationship with the Netherlands. And they have sort of dug up all of these players who are really solid professionals and made this effort to bring them all into the national team sort of in this multi-year project that's really paying dividends for them in a fairly spectacular way when you know it looked kind of after their first game against Germany when they lose 7-1 that they were maybe the one team at this World Cup that wasn't entirely competitive and that maybe didn't super belong here but if you consider that they hung on fairly decently in that first half against Germany they've now played three halves out of four a very competitive soccer.

24:33So this is a team that's shown that it's no pushover. And are they going to make it to the next round? Seems doubtful. But nevertheless, for a country that small to be able to come to a World Cup and not embarrass itself, I think also shows that the World Cup is not too big at 48 teams and that there is room to let more teams into the tent and to absorb absorb more nations and that you know the quality is not capped at 32 teams yeah so germany uh have six points they won the group ivory coast three points ecuador on one and curacao on one so uh germany won the group but below that all still alive going into uh the last games um i was trying to come up with a good room joke for eloi room and i couldn't think of anything room is dutch cream if that helps that's for cream well if he married mark poom to great sort of goalkeeping power couple they could be the poom rooms or the room pooms uh that's just that's as good as i've got at this stage uh it's been a long week yeah look you gotta workshop these things this is a work in progress show you know this isn't my edinburgh show yet um anyway that'll do for part two part three we'll begin with uh turkey nil paraguay one

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27:17Welcome to part three of the Guardian Football Weekly. So Turkey and Il Paraguay won last night. Turkey are out of the World Cup Nico says can we please get an hour on the ref announcing Almiron's red card like he was condemning him to death by firing squad moment of the tournament thanks for the show Nick I mean it was Barry absolutely I did a whole radio show on this last night it was just absolutely sensational yeah

27:38Max Rushden:he reminded me and I think quite a few other people because I've seen the meme go during the rounds the soup Nazi on Seinfeld no more soup for you so I have to say, this was my game of the tournament so far. It was on at stupid o 'clock UK time, so a lot of our listeners probably haven't seen it. It was brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. And Turkey's capacity to make absolute fools of all of us seems to be limitless. I was astonished. I presume I knew this and I'd forgotten, but this is their first World Cup in 24 years. Is it? Yeah, I thought... in every one. They were dark horses going into every one of them and got knocked out in the group stages of every one.

28:25Max Rushden:But that must be European Championships that happens in. But there were a lot of people's dark horses in this tournament. They're out after two games. They haven't scored a goal yet. And in the two games they've played, they have had 62 attempts on goal without scoring. They haven't actually been that bad. Yeah. While simultaneously being terrible. I think the first team to exit the tournament officially. So Paraguay went ahead with the earliest goal of the tournament, scored by Matthias Galarza, with a low shot from distance into the bottom corner. And then just before half-time, Miguel Almiron ex-Newcastle gets sent off for covering his mouth in a sort of melee and saying something to Mulder.

29:19Max Rushden:Who is a grass. Who immediately grassed him up to either the linesman or the fourth official. Yeah, Mulder. I reckon Miggy said to Mulder, the truth isn't out there. But then we had the ref. After review, number 10 Paraguay, cover his mouth, decision is red card, which was probably the comedy moment of the tournament so far. And then the second half, Turkey just laid siege to the Paraguay goal had so many good chances and just somehow could not get the ball into the back of the net so yeah, day-day Turkey Yeah Is there a poetry, Dan? It doesn't quite work but Miguel Almiron is the footballer who looks most like a ventriloquist's dummy so for him to cover his mouth I know it doesn't quite work because he wouldn't be covering his the whole point is the ventriloquist anyway you see the point I'm making I don't know if you google image eventually because they all look a bit like Miggie Almiron but I don't know I do feel for him because I felt like it was sort of muscle memory for Almiron he just forgot that rule I think I mean I didn't get the sense he was doing anything really untoward obviously I don't know was he the first player to be penalised at all this competition for doing that I haven't seen anyone else doing it so obviously the rest of the players participating in the World Cup have been very good at remembering that rule.

30:46And the Turkey player was exceptional at remembering the rule. As you said, a massive grass from him, one of the top grasses that I've ever seen in football. So I guess he's not unfortunate because they're the rules and nobody else has really been doing it.

31:02Max Rushden:I was just going to say, I also have to commend Paraguay on an absolute Arsenal-esque exhibition of time-wasting. the goalkeeper spent more time flat on his back waiting for treatment getting treatment it was just a real and it was a real spicy nasty game it was a brilliant World Cup game so yeah Turkey out I think they've got really good they've got some really good players they were meant to be real dark quarters I saw the people chatting about should we never learn or is now the next Euros they really will be dark quarters this is the time now But like Sweden, I still maintain they weren't that bad.

31:44Max Rushden:They just couldn't score. Like, Dennis Gull, Baris Yilman, Kandusen, Mer Demereau, Bardakshi, Dennis Gull by two. These are all missed chances I've written down, made notes of. They've got Kenan Yildas, they've got Arda Guller, Kalnoglu. Is he pushing on a bit now? I don't know. Yeah, but still decent. Yeah, but I'm just talking about the next world. They have some terrific players. They, like, it's a miracle they didn't score last night. Euro 2028 winners. You heard it here first. It means USA have won the group, Leander. It's been a sort of miraculous start, hasn't it? First of all, can I just say that I would very happily listen to a podcast of just Barry pronouncing Turkish names.

32:30Max Rushden:Is it that bad? I don't know if it's good or bad. I'm not in a position to judge, but it is wonderful. But as for the US, you know, for the book that I wrote, I went back and watched every US World Cup game going back to 1990. And they have never looked this good. They have just managed to somehow cobble together the physicality and the fitness and the feistiness that used to allow them to compete. But now they are also like technically really sound and tactically astute. and you're seeing them play through teams and you're seeing them create overloads and force problems for the opposing teams, they now have two own goals that have benefited them from other teams, which I believe is the only team in World Cup history, if memory serves, that's gotten that many own goals in its favor at one tournament.

33:20But they were very much forced own goals. They were a little bit lucky, but they've also just really overrun the two teams that they faced in Paraguay and Australia in the first half and then kind of settled in a little bit for the second half and taken their foot off the gas. But they've been really impressive. Yeah. Just on your pronunciation, we did get a message after the preview saying, your pronunciation of Guillermo Ochoa should be an international incident. Is it what they said? Now, Dan, it does mean that Australia play Paraguay. And they could do a deal, right? A draw means they both go through in a kind of victimless disgrace of Ijhon, I think.

33:58I mean, obviously, someone would drop out. Can you see the Australians and the Paraguayans getting together? I can massively say that that game could be a nil-nil. I can definitely see a world where that happens, Max. Why wouldn't you? Guaranteed to be in the knockouts of the World Cup. That would not surprise me one bit. Yeah, I suppose Paraguay, who would currently finish third if that happened, might think second would be a better route. But, I mean, obviously, we don't want the integrity of the game to be in question. but we also would love to see a game where absolutely nothing happens between these two.

34:34Tomorrow then, Spain, Saudi Arabia, Belgium, Iran, Uruguay, Cape Verde, and New Zealand, Egypt. Leander, what catches your eye out of these games? I'm really curious to see what Belgium looks like for this second match, because I don't know if you recall this, but Kevin de Bruyne gave this interview to The Guardian, actually, where he was asked, can you win the World Cup? And he said, no chance, we're too old. That was before the Qatar World Cup. And an awful lot of that Belgian team is still there. And I have a really hard time, and I look at the Belgian lineup, of thinking of guys who are better now than they were four years ago.

35:11And Jeremy Doku is in there, and Amadou Onana is in there. But aside from that, I really struggle to name Belgian players who are of the quality and of the level to get that team on a deep run. So I'm curious to see how they do against an Iran side that just logistically is facing all sorts of hurdles that nobody else seems to have to deal with.

35:33Max Rushden:Is Axel Witzel still in the Belgian team? I don't think I can remember a time when Axel Witzel wasn't in the Belgian team. Axel Witzel is in the Belgian squad for this World Cup. He's 37 years old and he has 138 caps. He plays for Girona now, apparently. Spain-Saudi Arabia is huge for Spain. We'll chat to Sid after it tomorrow. But the Spain head coach, Luis de la Fuente, urged people not to compare Laminya Mal to Messi, Maradona or anyone, but did compare him to Salvador Dali and Michelangelo. But, you know, they've only got one point, Dan. They need to win this Spain. Yeah, Spain will bounce back, I think, once their wide players get into the team.

36:16it will be a different proposition. They didn't do badly against Cape Verde. It was just a heroic performance from them. I don't think Saudi Arabia will put up the same fault, although they've had some handy moments in recent World Cups. Spain will get through the group regardless, but they'll beat Saudi Arabia. That wasn't their strongest team in the first game. It'll click and come together for them. For everything I said about Holland and we've said Germany, I don't really see them as favourites. I still see Spain as being right up there in the top two or three teams. Kate Verde, of course, after that draw with Spain, play Uruguay.

36:50And interesting to see how Elijah Wood gets on for New Zealand against Egypt. Anyway, a bit of AOB. Did you see the video of Jonathan Wilson, who is on soon, but hasn't been on since he was grumpy on the first day. Did you see him pouring water out of his boot after he had to wade through floodwaters in Monterey yesterday? I missed that. the waterlogged boot of Monterey it was raining presumably

37:15Max Rushden:or did he go fall in a river or something? Floodwaters I presume it was raining we'll find out when he's Was it a Wellington boot? No it was a sort of smart leather boot the smart leather boot of Monterey the flooded boot of Monterey John says dear all inspired by all the stories of listening to the pod whilst undergoing a vasectomy I thought I'd take my earphones with me last week when I was booked in for a colon colonoscopy after a bit of negotiating with the doctor but you won't be able to concentrate on watching the screen that shows you everything the camera can see the doctor said i was given permission to listen however whilst your voices proved to be a welcome distraction the effects of gas and air made the episode sound like quite a surreal experience as though the panelists were floating the colonoscopy itself wasn't as painful as i was expecting but did make me feel like i was continuously shitting myself for about 20 minutes that being said i certainly appreciated the brevity that you all brought to this rather invasive procedure.

38:10Keep up the wonderful work. John in Worcester. Thank you, John. And thanks for opening the gateway to other people.

38:15Max Rushden:Brevity or levity? He said brevity, but maybe levity. Okay. Yeah. 20 minutes of that is not brevity, in my experience of colonoscopies. Daniel says, in an effort to capitalise on the Socceroos' World Cup fever and share the football-loving rugby league-mad Queensland, a medical registrar and I are showing featured games in the lecture theatre of the Toowoomba Hospital little. At 5am, it's match of the day. 7am, orthopaedics study the biomechanics of kicking a ball. At 9am, psychiatry study, the psychology of kicking a ball from 12 yards with 2 billion watching. At 11am, probably social work and sports gambling.

38:50Maybe 1pm, fatigue management and hospital staff. I suppose 3pm is surgical techniques for vasectomies. Anyway, if you're ever touring the pod in Australia, you're welcome to do a live recording at one of our grand rounds. Barry can throw in some vet science. All the best, Daniel. You up for a live show in Toowoomba, Barry? Yeah, why not? Okay, well we'll pencil it in for next year And that'll do for today, thanks everybody Thank you Dan Thank you Max You can go back to bed now I intend to Yeah, good, thanks Leander Thanks guys Good man, cheers Baz Thank you Football Weekly is produced by Rory Simon and Matt Bentley Viney Our executive producer is Joel Grove And we'll be back tomorrow

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