Cape Verde do it again and Lamine Yamal spurs on Spain – World Cup Daily

22 Jun 2026 · 41 min · 18 chapters

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In short

The episode of Guardian Football Weekly reviews World Cup group-stage matches, focusing on Cape Verde’s 2-2 draw with Uruguay, Spain’s 4-0 win over Saudi Arabia, Egypt’s 3-0 win over New Zealand, Belgium’s 0-0 draw with Iran, and Japan’s 4-0 win over Tunisia.

Key claims

Cape Verde’s results show they belong despite earlier criticism; Uruguay’s attack is struggling and their camp may be unhappy under Bielsa; Spain’s improvement is tied to tactical structure and Jamal/Lamine Yamal’s impact; Saudi Arabia were compliant and Spain’s early dominance ended the contest quickly; Egypt deserved the win after a ropey start; Belgium looked poorly coached and Lukaku was off pace; Japan looked sharp even without some stars.

Notable examples

Kevin Pena’s 32-yard free kick; Muslera’s error on Cape Verde’s second goal; Spain’s early Ollar/Olmo contributions; Salah’s goal and Trezeguet’s late strike; Sermon’s unmarked header for New Zealand; Iran’s goalkeeper saves and a late red-card incident; Japan’s samurai-sword-style rout of Tunisia.

Guests

Barry Glendinning, Max Rushden, Jeff Stelling, Mark Langdon, and journalist Sid Lowe (plus references to Ali Howard).

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World Cup Update: Egypt vs. New Zealand

0:30 to 1:01

A recap of the World Cup matches, including Egypt's win over New Zealand.

“Also in that group, Spain went top, defeating Saudi Arabia before the first hydration break.”

Panel Introduction

1:01 to 1:22

Introduction of the panelists discussing the World Cup.

Cape Verde's Impressive Performance

1:22 to 2:18

Discussion on Cape Verde's draw against Uruguay and their strong World Cup showing.

“In this game against Uruguay they actually played some football and we saw that there's some talent going forward as well and actually towards the end of the game they might have lost it but they also might have won it.”

Analysis of Key Goals

2:18 to 4:25

Breakdown of critical goals and goalkeeper errors in the Cape Verde vs. Uruguay match.

“Yeah, that free kick Barry from Kevin Peaner I mean the wall is questionable I give you that What do you think?”

Uruguay's Struggles and Team Dynamics

4:25 to 7:10

Exploration of Uruguay's struggles in the tournament and team morale issues.

“Rodrigo Aguirre has been in very poor form in Mexico, I think only nine goals in his last 47 games.”

African Teams in the World Cup

7:10 to 7:42

Discussion on the performance of African teams in the World Cup, highlighting Cape Verde.

“And I always felt that African teams got a really bad deal out of the kind of previous World Cups.”

Bielsa's Coaching Style and Criticism

7:42 to 9:21

Discussion on Marcelo Bielsa's coaching style and player dissatisfaction.

“And I think I agree with you roundly, but I think it's okay, isn't it, for when you're an underdog, when you're a minnow, how do you feel about it?”

Spain's Dominance Against Saudi Arabia

9:21 to 14:00

Recap of Spain's commanding victory over Saudi Arabia and key player performances.

“Anyway, let's do Spain 4, Saudi Arabia 0.”

Saudi Arabia's Performance and the Club World Cup

14:01 to 17:27

A discussion on Saudi Arabia's performance in the World Cup, investment in domestic leagues, and Spain's dominance.

“And you see it with Egypt, for example, picking up a lot of players.”

Egypt vs New Zealand: A Game of Two Halves

17:28 to 20:26

Analyzing Egypt's first World Cup win, the game's dynamics, and key player performances.

“I mean, who needs to build a meat wall when every man in the wall is meat himself?”
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Belgium vs Iran: Missed Opportunities

20:27 to 22:44

Insights on the Belgium-Iran match, including player performances and tactical discussions.

“He wasn't amazing in this game either, but he did produce one moment of brilliance that sort of really turned the game in putting Egypt 2-1 up.”

Controversial Refereeing Decisions and Match Experiences

22:45 to 24:58

Discussing officiating standards in the World Cup and personal match day experiences.

“I think Lukaku gave a, and this is not a compliment, a Cristiano Ronaldo like performance really.”

Iran's Off-Pitch Challenges and Group Dynamics

24:59 to 28:00

Exploring Iran's off-pitch issues and the group standings in the World Cup.

“But Courtois had to make three saves, I think.”

Iran's Off-the-Pitch Challenges

28:00 to 29:30

Discussion of Iran's pre-game issues and fan dynamics during the match.

“Okay so now we've got New Zealand, Belgium and Egypt, Iran.”

Japan's Dominant Victory Over Tunisia

29:30 to 31:20

Analysis of Japan's 4-0 win against Tunisia and its implications.

“All right, that'll do for part two, part three.”

Key Moments and Player Performances

31:20 to 33:50

Detailed breakdown of key goals and standout players in the Japan vs. Tunisia match.

“And Japan obviously can only beat what's in front of them, but they beat them in fine style.”

Upcoming Matches and Player Highlights

33:50 to 36:30

Preview of upcoming matches and discussions on notable players like Messi and Mbappé.

“But this was a step in the right direction for him as well.”

Listener Comments and Fun Digressions

36:30 to 38:20

Engagement with listener comments on the podcast and humorous anecdotes.

“because he could be using his suspension to reunite with his true love the way Forrest and Jenny did?”
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Transcript

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0:00Mark Langdon:This is The Guardian.

0:30Mark Langdon:to score his first ever goal. Also in that group, Spain went top, defeating Saudi Arabia before the first hydration break. We'll get Sid Lowe's verdict from Atlanta. In Group G, Egypt beat New Zealand. The Kiwis took the lead before Zico equalised and Mo Salah finally did something. The Kiwis furious not to get a free kick in the build-up of that one before Trezeguet made the point certain. Egypt top after Iran held a disappointing Belgium to a goldist draw. We'll do Japan's excellent win over the hapless Tunisians. There's a musical correction, some reaction to the LA diaries. Your questions, and that's today's Guardian Football Weekly.

1:01Mark Langdon:on the panel today why are you looking so stern barry glendennie hello max hello uh also in la jeff ruta hey jeff hey max and joining us for 10 a 10 day stretch of the racing post mark langdon this is exciting mark hey mark hi max nice to have you the first thing you said in the whatsapp group is no salad for me but we'll uh we'll get to that uh let's start then in group h that looks like this spain are top on four points uruguay second with two caverde have two as well saudi Arabia with one and we'll start with that draw in Miami between Uruguay and Cape Verde 2-2 two games two draws against Spain and Uruguay which Mark is an extraordinary achievement absolutely and I think the World Cup needs results like that I think you spoke about it already on the show over the last few days but there was a lot of criticism of the 48 teams and it will have been because you know teams like Cape Verde should they be in the tournament and they've delivered two of the results of the tournament so far against Spain we saw a very different performance where they were it was just basically 11 people behind the ball and goalkeeper keeping out all of the shots.

2:07In this game against Uruguay they actually played some football and we saw that there's some talent going forward as well and actually towards the end of the game they might have lost it but they also might have won it. It was really fun.

2:19Mark Langdon:Yeah, that free kick Barry from Kevin Peaner I mean the wall is questionable I give you that What do you think? If you could even call it a wall.

2:28Max Rushden:I'm not even sure they mixed their mortar before they assembled it.

2:31Mark Langdon:You're probably right. I couldn't believe it had gone in, but what a moment.

2:34Max Rushden:Yeah, an incredible goal. I think it was 32 yards out. And it wasn't so much a defensive wall as an elevator doors opening to create this gap that Pena shot through. I shudder to think what Marcelo Bielsa had to say about that in his halftime pep talk, but he had plenty of other things to keep him occupied as well. But yeah, that was a brilliant goal, but a bit lucky because what were they doing to the defender?

3:04Mark Langdon:Journalist Ali Howard talking about Kevin Pena, who obviously I'd not heard of before he took that free kick, saying he thought any hopes of a football career were over when his family moved from Santiago Island in Cabo Verde to Brockton, Massachusetts as a 16-year-old. A chance encounter with a guy called Carlos Calo Moraes, who played for Cape Verde years before, to bring him back to the islands, to have a go at being a professional footballer. 11 years later, he scored his country's first goal at the World Cup, which is a lovely, I mean, so many lovely stories on this side. And then you've got to give him so much credit, because that 2-1, once Uruguay score right on halftime, you think, okay, that's done.

3:39Mark Langdon:Their journey is over, type thing. And so to come back again takes great fortitude. And especially, you know, like Mark said, when their first approach had been, all right, let's park it from the opening whistle and let's be able to keep this thing nil-nil, to be able to have that sort of initiative to go forward. And it's incredible technique on the equalizer as well. Needing it past Musler to be able to get him unaware and then striking it before he hit the ground or especially before any Uruguayan could kind of obstruct him. You already alluded to it. It's not a vintage Uruguay. They're certainly struggling up top.

4:08Luis Suarez watching on from the suite offered his services a bit late in the cycle to be able to be part of the squad.

4:14Mark Langdon:Isn't it weird seeing him there looking like quite a nice guy? The brand reconciliation has begun in earnest. I really think it has. But I think that they really did miss him. And when you looked at the bench, it was Darwin Nunez coming off the bench in terrible match fitness right now. Rodrigo Aguirre has been in very poor form in Mexico, I think only nine goals in his last 47 games. So maybe it's the issues up top. Maybe it's that Bielsa has to sit on a FIFA-sponsored cooler, which that's probably some bad juju there too. But yeah, tough one for Uruguay. Yeah, I suppose, Mark, it is great technique from Varela to get past Maslera.

4:48Mark Langdon:But Maslera is also there, which is not necessarily where he needs to be. I was going to jump in there and just say to Jeff, come on, the goalkeeping error from Muslery definitely plays its part, I think it's fair to say, in the goal. He's come at, what, 25 yards? If he doesn't do that, there's still a lot of work for Varela to do. As it was, there was less work for him. even the free kick I know you've blamed the wall but any shot that goes in from 30 yards I always think the goalkeeper could do slightly better anyway but he's definitely at fault for the second goal there's been a lot of negativity about Uruguay coming into the tournament and they don't look a happy team I know Bielsa teams are always chaotic in their very nature but it just doesn't feel right for them and they've put themselves in a terrible spot now to qualify where they definitely need something against Spain in the final group game, maybe even a win.

5:47Max Rushden:Whoever finishes second in this group will almost certainly have to play Argentina. Winning the group is paramount. Well, you know, I think Does form go out the window

5:59Mark Langdon:if Argentina play Uruguay? I don't know.

6:01Max Rushden:I did enjoy the bit Uruguay's second goal where Urahu teed up Canobio with the the cushioned header and he slotted home with precision but in the build up to that fedi valverde was helping out one of the cape verdians who had gone down with cramp he was doing the pressy pressy thing and he just dropped it literally left him hanging so he could get involved in the move sort of fair enough and there was another moment where uruguay had a goal disallowed and we were

6:34Mark Langdon:watching it going i think you said mark that's got to be disallowed for something we couldn't work out what but something there was a combination of almost an offside maybe kicking out of the goalkeeper's hands and then something else as well and you just feel like a combination of those means that it does need to be ruled out it was offside in the end which actually it was very tight and it saved the officials what would have been a really tough 50 50 call on whether um that that goal should have stood but it was um ruled out you know it was tight but it still was offside and it puts Cape Verde in a great position now to qualify with that point.

7:11And I always felt that African teams got a really bad deal out of the kind of previous World Cups. And, you know, five or six teams used to qualify and it just wasn't enough. And even this time around, you've got some established nations, Cameroon, Nigeria, being probably the most too prominent. And it's just great to see, actually, that a number of the African teams have started very well. Morocco, Ivory Coast have surprised me with the way that they played and I had Cape Verde down as just one of the worst teams in the tournament and they're clearly not that bad No, well we get to Tunisia

7:43Max Rushden:which perhaps, there's always an exception Mark suggested there that the Uruguayans look like an unhappy camp but apparently they are an unhappy camp and a lot of the players do not like Bielsa's sort of dictatorial regime And he can't bring in Calvin Phillips yeah and he has said like that anyone I coach you know anyone who has to deal with me suffers kind of thing so I think the players are not on his side yeah Voisinho didn't have as good a game as

8:17Mark Langdon:Bruce Joel said having a worse game now that his mum's there watching and he has 15 million Instagram followers so who knows after this game when he has 30 million how he'll do against Saudi Arabia I just one thing yes Baz you you mentioned that idea about substitute celebrating with the players. And I think I agree with you roundly, but I think it's okay, isn't it, for when you're an underdog, when you're a minnow, how do you feel about it? Even your heart could melt for the Cape Verde players.

8:43Max Rushden:No, I'm afraid it has to be a blanket ban.

8:46Mark Langdon:You can't pick and choose. You have to be consistent. Bielsa did say about hydration breaks, playing four halves instead of two alters, the conception that had been culturally constructed to interpret football, it adds nothing and takes away a lot. When it was divided into four, no thought was given to the effect it might have on what made football a sport that captivates people, but rather to another type of repercussions that I neither discussed nor analysed before this decision. Football had one characteristic, now it has another. People fall in love with the game because of its characteristics.

9:15Mark Langdon:So he'll be on the sports bar on TalkSport soon with those kind of... I thought that was quite a good joke, but got nothing. Anyway, let's do Spain 4, Saudi Arabia 0. I spoke to Sid Lowe after this, so let's have a listen to that. Sid, I see you're walking away from the stadium in Atlanta. I mean, that was a procession, wasn't it? It was. It was done inside the first quarter, Max. They didn't even have to go off for the first drinks and Spain were already 3-0 up. It was already done. It was exactly the way I think they would have wanted it because, of course, the doubts that came from the first game when they drew 0-0.

9:49The statistic that best sums it up for me that I most enjoy is that Miguel Ollar didn't get a touch inside the first 30 minutes of the first game. this time inside the first 23 he's got an assist and two goals yeah and it's a great it's great

10:02Mark Langdon:day for him isn't it because a lot of talk about you know do they need a center forward etc yeah i think i think you know michele oyathabal is a guy that no one talks about and in particular michele oyathabal doesn't talk about him you know he's he doesn't sell himself he doesn't make a noise he doesn't talk about how important he is he seems to have no ego whatsoever although i think it's very difficult to be an elite sportsman without some kind of ego and his record for Spain is phenomenal since he became the first choice and it really took the departure of Albano Morata for him to be first choice and I did write the stats in the in the match report I haven't got them to hand but I think I'm right in saying that that's 14 goals and seven assists in his last 13 Spain games now and you know I think he did need that today but I think he's a a phenomenal player.

10:50Mark Langdon:Jamal started, obviously. Is it as simple as he starts Spain good? Yes and no, which is the inevitable answer. I was always going to say that to you, wasn't I? I think what he does is he changes the mood. I think he changes the way the others feel about it. And I think you saw that in the enthusiasm today. I think you saw that in the response of others. I think it's quite contagious in terms of his attitude, in terms of the approach. And I think also, of course, he draws a load of people in. There's a brilliant interview with him today in El Pais. and he says basically i've always got three men on me and he's challenged on this he said oh always three maybe if i'm lucky too but never just one never and i think there's an element of truth in that that opens things up and i think it's not entirely chance that you saw that actually what spain created came from the other wing today mostly not from the mean but i think it's partly about people being drawn into him and being and that being part of it i don't think he was fit enough to play for very long i think it was the right decision to take him off at halftime but yes he changes I think the way that Spain feel about themselves he changes by the way the way it feels in the stadium as well enormously yeah that's so interesting it wasn't the only change though was it what did you make of the the other changes well I think there's a couple of things that I thought were very interesting I think one of them was one of them was um the change in structure so it wasn't just a change in personnel I think Spain have been leaning towards something like a 4-3-3 in the last game she had Fabian and Pedri and Rodri in midfield when Luis La Fuente one of the things he'd done was kind of break with Spain's tradition by playing 4-2-3-1 and having an actual number 10 and I think what happened in the first game amongst many other things was that 4-3-3 kind of obliged Pedri to play the most advanced role of the three in the middle so he almost still was 4-2-3-1 with him as the number 10 and although that's where he began his career it's not where he's played really well for the last couple of years with Barcelona and I felt that there was something very very simple which is that Pedri is better when the game's in front of him and I think in the first game the game was behind him and I think with the game in front of him today i thought he was much much better i think he he uh he controls the tempo he controls the the the kind of thought process of of the team i think when he plays deeper and he's got the game in front of him i think the introduction of danny olmer meant that they had an actual number 10 the kind of player that can see a space when there isn't really any you know around the area can drop those little passes off and i thought that was really important as well and the player that people haven't really talked about who i thought was very very good today was was alex bionna who's actually had a really terrible season uh well not terrible that's probably a bit harsh a not very good season in his first year at Atletico Madrid but I liked him a lot today yeah um how was the atmosphere there I had the Saudi fans below me making quite a lot of noise and I think the atmosphere from the Spanish fans was they kind of needed this you know because there was a bit of tension off the first game I personally think too much tension I know the players think this and Luis de la Fuente had said you know every the players were the phrase he used was picado which kind of means stunned you know they were they were stung they were angered by the criticism I was thinking well the criticism wasn't that bad really but if it helps to fuel you if it helps to make you angry give you you know a chance to kick against the pricks then then you know it works out quite nicely in the end happy day sid have a lovely day thanks for coming on what's what's that for you now what do you do from here i'm now going to drive back to chattanooga where spain's training bases right okay well have a nice drive thanks mate cheerio sid low there on his way back to chattanooga you have some criticism for me

14:05Max Rushden:barry on the end of that interview well i just thought it was a gross dereliction of duty on your part um not to ask sid if he was going home on the chattanooga choo choo yes the train made famous by glenn miller and his orchestra back in the 1940s yes uh well i do apologize

14:24Mark Langdon:it's a very catchy number yeah yeah no i don't know sax and trumpet heavy max i knew he was driving so like i knew he wasn't unless the chattanooga choo choo has a bit like you know you know you can drive on the channel tunnel yeah does it have that i don't know i don't know maybe jeff knows do you have any other thoughts on this game i mean sid's covered it quite well yeah anything you could add well i think that the saudi arabian performance i thought really deserved the scoreline right and it's just interesting because we're now a few years into the pro league experiment right and we're very used to seeing that sort of level of investment um for for players leaving europe especially uh and i i think about all of the the the blather about the Club World Cup and the idea that this would help a lot more domestic leagues because then suddenly you're giving these prize pools where they're reinvesting across the league in theory.

15:09And you see it with Egypt, for example, picking up a lot of players. Al-Ali, certainly over the last two years. And with Saudi Arabia, there just wasn't a lot of domestic talent who really looked like they were challenging, right? And in the league, they're not the headliners when you think of Al-Halal's run that they made last summer at that Club World Cup. And you look at this game, every loose ball was Spain's. Every possible switch off with the off-ball movement, they didn't know how to pick it up and there weren't really a lot of players who seemed to know how to grab a game and try to wrestle it back into their control it just looked like they were really compliant and wanted Spain to be able to have their sort of bounce back after their opener

15:43Mark Langdon:yeah and yet Mark they can still get through they have to beat Cape Verde which I suppose if you'd said that to them at the start they'd have probably taken it yeah I mean it's it's a last 32 tie before the last 32 for Saudi Arabia it's you know must win match for them I thought they were lucky against Uruguay to get the draw, and they completely battered, really, in this game. Spain declared at four, so I'd be surprised if they won the game. And how do you see Spain-Uruguay?

16:16Max Rushden:Well, on the evidence of what I've seen of Uruguay so far, I think Spain will beat them, but you don't know. Spain will want to top the group, they'll want to win the group. They're a much better team than Uruguay. This Uruguay team is not Uruguay of yore. They're not even dirty. You know, they're disappointingly disciplined and meek.

16:37Mark Langdon:Yeah, I had a look at that starting line-up, and actually there weren't that many familiar faces in that starting line-up. I don't know if that's a reflection on me, but apart from sort of Agate and Ventancur and a couple of others. The strikers, isn't it? Like, you know, when they had Cavani and Suarez, you had two elite sort of forwards that were playing at the very top of European football and now they haven't and Darwin Nunez can't get in the team he can't get in his club team either and just looks completely short of confidence and fitness and so you're just lacking did the midfield Agati Bentancourt Valverde should still be able to sort of have got Uruguay more points than they've got so far but just at the top end of the pitch they don't really feel like they can hurt you anymore How we miss the movement of Cavani Right that'll do for part one on part two we'll do group g welcome to part two of the guardian football weekly uh so we just watched uh new zealand one egypt three um egypt's first world cup win at the ninth attempt after 92 years um which has surprised me as a statistic jeff um how did you feel this game went they built into the game right and they looked a little bit rattled by that first goal by new Zealand.

17:56I mean, who needs to build a meat wall when every man in the wall is meat himself? And, you know, it's something that I almost wonder why New Zealand doesn't lean into more. They have players who can do a long throw like Michael Boxall, who does this in MLS with Minnesota United all the time with precision. And they were so late to be able to try to throw in and create some more of those chances. And they gave Egypt time to get back into the game, find their way through, especially Moselah, as they have been, as they did against Belgium as well, try to get immediately up to that right channel and then cut inwards.

18:24And either he takes a shot or tries to bashed it to Marmouche and they'd get it intercepted but um certainly fought a lot better in this game

18:30Mark Langdon:I thought yeah um I mean look New Zealand started so well but like the goal is great and and and at halftime he sort of thought like Egypt hadn't really arrived yet in this game and and I thought

18:41Max Rushden:New Zealand were gonna win yeah they were a better team in the first half Finn Sermon's header was brilliant as I call it he was completely unmarked like there's no near him and about a yard away from him, two Egyptians jumped together as if they were marking each other. So that was a bit of a gift, but, you know, it still took scoring from Sermon. And it just looked at halftime as if Egypt were kind of hoping Marmouche and Mo Salah would dig them out of a hole. And Salah certainly helped dig them out of the hole. He got a goal. Their coach made some changes at halftime, not in personnel, but just tactics.

19:22Max Rushden:Yeah, they ended the game on top, deserved winners, but it did look ropey for them for a while.

19:27Mark Langdon:Yeah, New Zealand had one chance at 1-0, didn't they? Which was well saved. And maybe that changes things. But, you know, we were looking at this group going, Egypt, they were the pot two team and by the end they showed that. They did. I'm just relieved I was on sort of US time to watch it because having tried to stay up for all of these games in the UK, the last one of the four has always been the most difficult and New Zealand versus Egypt wouldn't have sold it to stay up all night. So it was nice to eat that with dinner cooked by producer Joel. Yeah, good roast chicken and potatoes. It was.

20:01But yeah, so I think it's probably important to just give, for the UK viewers, I don't think many would have watched it. It really was a game of two halves, wasn't it? Because New Zealand, I thought, were the better team in the first half, used their physicality. But by the end, Egypt definitely deserved to win and by a comfortable margin. And Salah's goal was important for him because he hasn't been playing well for Liverpool. And he was criticised for his performance in that opening game as well. He looked a long way off it. He wasn't amazing in this game either, but he did produce one moment of brilliance that sort of really turned the game in putting Egypt 2-1 up.

20:39Great team move. And I just felt Egypt played much quicker in the second half. It was just too pedestrian early on. It made it easy for New Zealand to stay in their shape, but Egypt moved them about much more in the second half.

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20:52Mark Langdon:For the Salah goal, Barry, New Zealand were furious about one of their players being fouled at the top end of the pitch and maybe being trodden on as well and being injured a bit. And I don't know if it was a foul or not, but as a wider point, refs seem to be getting, they're letting a lot go. Like, it does seem, the bar is very high for turning everything around and you can sort of get away with kicking people.

21:15Max Rushden:Yeah, I don't mind that. I think the Uzbekistani ref, he was letting an awful lot go. Whoever did the Scotland game, he let a lot go as well. Yeah, but I don't mind it. I'm all for referees letting things go.

21:32Mark Langdon:Yeah, would you go with that, Jeff? It seems like a lot of players are just rolling on the floor and the refs are just ignoring them. So long as it's consistent, right? And maybe part of it is a lot of players are now more used to VAR and so they understand, like, okay, if I fall like this, if I fall at this timeline, it's more likely to be called off, right? And so I think that there's almost a counter-savviness necessary to say, like, I don't buy that, or I don't think that that was enough to justify making a call in a game of this magnitude. And Trezeguet made it 3-1, and he did play for Aston Villa, a lot of us.

21:58Mark Langdon:I know him from somewhere, but I can't remember where. Also in this group, Belgium 0-0, Iran 0, Mark and Jeff, both at this game. So we just couldn't be more across it. What did you make of it, Mark? I like the fact that you've been here for five minutes and you went to a game. It hadn't even crossed me and Barry's mind we could go to a football match here. Yeah, so I felt like it was better than a 0-0 draw between Belgium and Iran. It doesn't sound like it would be that good. Maybe it's because you're in the stadium and just feeling the vibes more by being in the stadium. But Belgium missed enough chances to have won the game.

22:33Iran goalkeeper played very well. I did think that Lukaku was massively off the pace. A lot of discussion around Cristiano Ronaldo and whether he should be leading the line. for Portugal. I think Lukaku gave a, and this is not a compliment, a Cristiano Ronaldo like performance really. Very static. I imagine

22:55Mark Langdon:there was a time when that was a good thing. There would have been. Lukaku has definitely had spells where he's looked like one of the best strikers in Europe but he's just well off the pace. He's barely played all season hasn't he? Yeah, he's had fitness issues and he just he wasn't controlling the ball he wasn't getting shots away and yeah Belgium to me just looked like a really poorly coached team where if Kevin De Bruyne in the first game it was let's give the ball to Doku cross our fingers and hope he does the best in this one it was let's hope De Bruyne can do it but there was no sort of patterns of play to what they were trying to do and you know they still create enough chances to win the game but this looks a very bad group I would say Yeah, and actually, you talk about Lukaku, Jeff.

23:45Mark Langdon:We have seen, actually, Chris Wood in that first half showed how to be a great target man. Broby did it the other night. Of course. And the key is, you know, it feels so Sunday league, but make it stick. It's got to stick. It has to. And there was a point about six minutes in, I think, that Lukaku had trudged back to defend a corner kick and was trying to run back. And you could just see him head to the heavens, looking up, trying to be like, oh, this is so far. And you're six minutes in. Right. I remember yesterday as match day minus one, Rudy Garcia had said that Lukaku would be a super sub.

24:13And I kind of wonder if he got lost in his own smokescreen there. And suddenly it was like, hey, wait, that would actually be quite clever if I started him. And I just think it really did set them back. It should also be said that Alireza Bierenwand had an excellent game and goal, right? And some tremendous saves. And he's usually more known for his long distribution with his arm, right? And he's one of those who can throw it into the attacking third without a bounce, but really came up and was necessary for him to come up again in a World Cup of goalkeepers. My Uber driver on the way home, he's half Iranian, he was telling me, and he said, we played with one player, and that was the goalkeeper, which I thought was a tiny bit harsh, given that the Belgium are the top seeds in this group, but the goalkeeper definitely played well.

24:53Max Rushden:He made one astonishing save from Maxime de Cooper. And I think he made three saves from de Cooper and all. But Courtois had to make three saves, I think. A couple of them good. So Iran weren't totally useless.

25:07Mark Langdon:No, and actually then they're sending off, right? We've all done a missed kick like that, Nathan and Goy. I can't work out it's actually taking him down was the right thing or the wrong thing in hindsight because it didn't really look like Belgium were going to score. And so a point isn't a disaster for them. I mean, maybe he catches. Toremi was through, wasn't it? Yeah. It's probably late enough in the game that you take the red. If it's kind of early in the second half, maybe you let him score. Yeah, he half righted a wrong, maybe. Half righted a wrong, maybe. Yeah. But, yeah, it was a savvy placement, too, because he did it as soon as the ball was taken over, and so it's still the edge of the attacking third.

25:47There's some space. I think that the ensuing free kick ended up hitting a Belgian. It didn't even get to the mixer.

25:51Mark Langdon:I mean, you're really crediting his speed of thought there. I think he just went, oh, shit. Oh, shit. Panic stations, right? Yeah, I think so. It should also, I can't believe we haven't gotten to, Mendy Toremi had a goal called offside by his ass. Yes. That was lovely. Well, was that the one where he was close to the wall as well? Yeah. I don't know how I feel about that law. It seems, I mean, I understand it's just don't interfere with the wall, but it felt like that's harsh if it's this love of that. We still got the graphic. That's all I'm saying. We still got the one where he's just kind of bumping it back and it's just like, yeah, you can't do that.

26:18The V-Course free kick from four years ago. It was very similar to... Identical, wasn't it? It was, yeah. And the stadium, the noise actually when that goal went in, there was a lot of Iranian fans in the stadium. It felt like a home game for them. Even though it was ruled out, that was still a really nice moment to hear that noise when they thought they'd taken the lead. Yeah, you were there as a fan.

26:38Mark Langdon:You bought a ticket. What was the sort of match day experience? Was it worth it?

26:42Max Rushden:Are we allowed to ask how much you paid for your ticket? Yeah, was it$400? dollars um yes you did get a disallowed goal i got a disallowed goal red card red card some good saves some good saves and also um you know got to see so far stadium which is what the world's most expensive stadium which uh yeah maybe that's on its own isn't worth um four hundred dollars but anyone that's been to um disney world or disneyland will kind of know the feeling of just getting your credit card out every two minutes and thinking oh my god how much how much but you just keep tapping um so uh i didn't buy a can of um of lager for 20 dollars i i um i left that alone i did buy a um i bought a coke zero um which initially flashed up as 32 euros which did put my heart in my mouth slightly but she put on a margarita with the um and so she um she said oh no no way too expensive she went that's better and then when i looked it was still eight dollars something but um no it was let max near it oh no no don't worry i kept the bottle you can't have that going flat very tight um i would say though i felt the way that they run the organization of getting fans out of the stadium because there's been a lot of criticism in other um sort of cities around the the cost of that it was i didn't think there was anything that would cost$1.75 in in this part of the world but it was$1.75 for a direct bus into a lot of central locations around Los Angeles and that got people out of the stadium very quickly so that was a plus and overall enjoyed

28:18Mark Langdon:the FIFA fan experience. Okay so now we've got New Zealand, Belgium and Egypt, Iran. Egypt top on four, Iran and Belgium have two, New Zealand have one so they can all get through Jeff which is what we want. Maybe they should yeah maybe let's take one of the second place finishers in a group that we disagree with and let's just send all four of them through.

28:34Max Rushden:There's also the off-the-pitch shenanigans that Iran are having to deal with as well, like only being allowed into LA 24 hours before the game. The Iranian Football Federation accused Mark Wayne Mullen, the US Secretary of Homeland Security, of spreading fake news about one of its members being prevented from boarding their plane to LA because of his direct ties, inverted commas, to Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps. So it's saying they're just, the director of Homeland Security is saying this to try and smear Iran or smear the football team. And inside the stadium, the national anthem was booed very loudly by the Iranian supporters inside.

29:20Mark Langdon:Right. And it is interesting because there are Iranian fans in there who are supporting the Iranian team and not the state. And there are some who are supporting neither. That's sort of an interesting mix, especially you have in Los Angeles. with so many Iranians living here. All right, that'll do for part two, part three. We'll begin with Japan's win over Tunisia.

29:44Mark Langdon:Welcome to part three of the Guardian Football Weekly. So the late game that happened after we recorded was Japan's 4-0 win over Tunisia. So that means they're joint. Tottenham are second behind the Netherlands on four points. Sweden have three, Tunisia have none and are out. Barry I asked you if you had a minute on this game you very confidently said I've got five if you want them start the clock Bing

30:06Max Rushden:well this is another one of those games that was on at stupid o 'clock in the UK so I imagine only real diehards stayed up to watch it and it was a very good game Mark and I watched it in a local hostelry it's the thousandth World Cup game ever ever, a World Cup finals game ever played, obviously you had Irv Reynard coming in to manage Tunisia after Sabrice Lemouchi was sacked on the back of their first defeat. I'd imagine Irv is probably thinking about his life choices or career choices. You could already see he look completely fed up even by half time in his first game in charge.

30:48Mark Langdon:He wouldn't have known the players names, would he really? I don't know.

30:50Max Rushden:Yeah, I mean, well, the Tunisian captain, I think, did an interview after this game just hauling the Tunisian FA over the cold saying they're too reactive to bad results. And they have one bad result and they try and just destroy everything and rebuild. So he seemed at the end of his tether. I mean, Tunisia were awful. And they went through qualifying, I think, unbeaten without conceding any goals. They've now conceded nine in their opening two games in this tournament. And Japan obviously can only beat what's in front of them, but they beat them in fine style. They cut through Tunisia like a samurai sword through the autumn wind, Max.

31:35Max Rushden:Right. They were denied a penalty, I think, in the opening minute. Stone oil penalty. Vara didn't seem to get involved or they didn't see any wrong with it. then they went ahead through a goal scored by Daishi Kamada from Christopalas, don't think he knew much about it, but it was like a low cross that kind of hit him and went in and then they had a good shot saved by the Tunisian keeper and doubled their lead just before half time and that was it the game was over as a contest really at that stage, but they did go on to run out 4-0 winners and look very impressive and this without three of their best known if not best players in Minimino, Choma and Endo so I would fear Japan.

32:27Mark Langdon:Yeah actually the third goal Jeff was beautiful wasn't it? There was just a certain point where it looked like Japan was like we can just kind of do some schoolyard stuff around here and just pass circles around them and do some tap-ins and you know to your point Barry about all the players missing I thought that Ueda's movement up front was just perfect for it and you had some gilded chances given to him granted but at the same point it is really scary to see when you when you see just like once this team hits its stride and that's always been the issue when you get to like the round of 16 is right okay is japan going to be able to put it together and granted tunisia is not a round of 16 opponent necessarily um but it certainly looks like they're they're well rehearsed to be able to take on a challenge like that in the um uk after the first game um ang postacoglu was quite critical of japan and said that they were playing no attacking enough yeah unsurprisingly he felt like they should flood the forward line and then get more players forward but he was saying that they need to believe in themselves more and that they've got talent to take the game to a team like netherlands and we saw more of that it was against lower opposition but interesting to see with ueda like how good he is because we always questioned the goals scored in the eredivisie like what where does that level put you sometimes it can be you not very far as we've seen with Vincent Janssen.

33:39Vincent Janssen. Alfonso Alves maybe. Jose Altidore too. Yeah, but you also get Luis Suarez that comes out there or a Van Persie. So it's not like they're always terrible, but it's difficult to know. But this was a step in the right direction for him as well.

33:55Max Rushden:I did gloss over their second two goals. They were really good goals.

33:59Mark Langdon:And you had minutes to spare. I did have minutes. Well, look, I've just seen so many goals.

34:03Max Rushden:I can't remember them. You needed a hydration break. Ayesa Ueda's second one the header, that was just a brilliant looping header that beat two defenders and the goalkeeper.

34:13Mark Langdon:It went incredibly slowly didn't it, there was nothing they could do just watching it go in. Tomorrow then Argentina, Austria, France, Iraq Norway, Senegal and Jordan Algeria. I mean this round of fixtures Mark was good fun last time, Messi, Mbappe, Haaland all had good games, you imagine they'd all want to cash in again Yeah you would, I think it would be, I'm interested to see Norway against Senegal probably of all of those games because Norway they didn't beat much in that first game against Iraq and I felt Senegal were unlucky against France they were the better team in the first half of that game and then ran into an inspired Elyse and Bappe sort of turned up for the last half an hour and the game got away for them but I'd always felt even like before the tournament actually Senegal were at least the equals of Norway and and so it'd be interesting to see kind of where the two teams are at in that group behind France.

35:08Mark Langdon:Messi is one goal away from the all-time goal-scoring record at World Cups. An argument he shouldn't be on the pitch because, and we missed this, and I don't know if they showed a replay of it.

35:17Max Rushden:I didn't see it at the time. I only saw it after we'd recorded the pod on the first day, but this was his... His rake. Rake down the calf. Yeah, it looked nasty.

35:28Mark Langdon:It did look naughty, didn't it? And no retrospective, I suppose, that you know VAR didn't get involved Asa Mandy was the player that yeah it was

35:37Max Rushden:and it was after like 30 minutes so if he'd walked at that stage I think Argentina were only 1-0 up at that point but yeah it was naughty very naughty and

35:50Mark Langdon:and

35:52Max Rushden:I definitely remember it wasn't discussed at half time in the coverage I watched so I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest Yes, FIFA might not have shown a replay of it for reasons that I can't fathom.

36:06Mark Langdon:Perhaps they were cutting to Gianni in the crowd because we need to see more of that. How is he getting to all these games anyway? Michael says, given that he was first to get a yellow card after a case of mistaken identity and the first to be sent off for covering his mouth, I think Miguel Almiron is the Forrest Gump of the World Cup. He's somehow finding himself at the centre of sport-changing moments. Is it too bad the Trump administration has deployed troops to guard the reflecting pool in D.C. because he could be using his suspension to reunite with his true love the way Forrest and Jenny did?

36:36Mark Langdon:Just a thought. Love the podcast. Hope you're enjoying the U.S. Michael. Thank you, Michael. A bit of music pedantry by you. Me? Yes. Jimmy Somerville does not have that beat boy feeling. Hit that perfect beat was a song Bronski beat recorded after Jimmy Somerville had left the band. his replacement John Foster on Hit the Perfect Beat. You stand corrected. I do. Yes. Would you like to apologize to the musos? No. No. The LA Diaries have been entertaining the world on Instagram. One of today's was me hovering over you making an omelette. I was being quite annoying. I understand that. Most of the time, I think, you know, I haven't been.

37:18Mark Langdon:But there I was. I'll be the judge of that. Barca Jim says, if Barry murders you, I'm going to be a character witness for him. and argue that you brought this on yourself. Pete says, I think Barry can become a gun owner soon. Colm says, violence can never be excused, but not a court in the land will convict Barry for what he ends up doing to Max after the jury have been shown these diaries. And Pree says, Max, you live in Melbourne. How are you so pale and sweaty? Thank you, Pree, appreciate that. Anyway, the diaries continue. We did a live TikTok yesterday, didn't we? Did we discuss that yesterday?

37:50Mark Langdon:Yes, we did. Okay, right. It's hard to remember. With so many, why can't there just be one place for content And one only. It would make life easier.

37:57Max Rushden:I've done my first live TikTok. I still don't even know what a live TikTok is.

38:04Mark Langdon:I'm working on the Selling Sunset. If we can get her to collaborate, she's got 4 million followers. Has she? Yeah. Wow. And I arrived at the apartment just before 9 p.m. First person I saw, not Barry. It was the second person I saw in the pub. But the first person was Christine Quinn as well. There we go. She's everywhere. She is absolutely everywhere. And then we noted that Dion Dublin is in LA and he could get a job on selling sunset. He has the property experience. That's the collaboration we need to bring together.

38:34Max Rushden:I'm not sure Christine sells many two up, two downs in Wolverhampton.

38:41Mark Langdon:Could be a job store. For like 15 grand. The commission on that. To do her upper, Christine. It's a Wednesday night in Stoke, really. Exactly. Can Christine do it? Exactly. On a cold Tuesday. we'll ask her when we see her in the lift with her Doberman Max.

38:57Max Rushden:Have you noticed her Doberman Max has a jacket he wears and it says he's a service dog. Oh right. So I just I don't know what you know what service he's in.

39:08Mark Langdon:Does that mean he's been to war or he's a postman? I don't know.

39:11Max Rushden:I don't.

39:12Mark Langdon:Could be both either. Do we have to thank him for his service? Yeah. Okay next time we see Max Doberman. Well I mean he is quite a fearsome looking dog but he's very friendly. He is friendly, but I tried to give him a peanut M &M and that was frowned upon.

39:25Max Rushden:Yeah, well you shouldn't give dogs chocolate, Max. I didn't know that.

39:27Mark Langdon:I was just trying to befriend. This was before I even knew what sort of level of celebrity we were talking to.

39:32Max Rushden:We're not in LA two weeks and you've already killed a top celebrity's dog by giving it chocolate.

39:39Mark Langdon:Anyway, there's not a lot of chocolate on a peanut M &M, isn't there? You shouldn't give dogs chocolate. I understand that, you know. Any chocolate. Add it to a list of... Celebrity dog or otherwise. Yeah, you're absolutely right. There was another dog in the lift that had four little slippers on but one had fallen off and so the man said he's lost a slipper Cinderella dog yeah if you are in West Hollywood and you find a little slipper for a I mean it was a tiny dog it was one of those dogs that looks like

40:05Max Rushden:there are a lot of stupid dogs in there

40:06Mark Langdon:they really are aren't they anyway as I said five minutes ago that will do for today thanks everybody thanks Baz thank you Max thank you Jeff thank you thank you Mark thank you Max and welcome Football Weekly is produced by Rory Simon and Matt Bentley Viney. Our executive producer is Joel Grove and we'll be back tomorrow.

40:28Mark Langdon:This is The Guardian.

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