In short
Football Weekly discusses Chelsea’s Club World Cup semi-final (Fluminense 2-2 Chelsea), England’s must-win Women’s Euro group game vs the Netherlands, and the latest transfer and governance news.
Guests/panel
Barry Glendening, Jonathan Northcroft, Max Rushden, Lars Siverson, and Nick Ames (joining from Lucerne for Euro updates).
Key claims and notable examples
- João Pedro didn’t celebrate vs his former club Fluminense; Chelsea’s Liam Delap was suspended and João Pedro scored two brilliant goals on debut, including a through-ball finish after intercepting.
- Debate: whether teams should be allowed to add “impact players” after squad registration; Chelsea’s late signing is seen as unfair to Fluminense.
- Chelsea’s tournament run is said to have improved their structure and right-side interplay (Gusto/Palmer/Nkunku).
- Mbappé vs PSG is framed as a major “needle” match amid his legal dispute with PSG.
- Euro: Sweden beat Poland and look strong; England must beat the Netherlands to avoid group elimination permutations.
- Transfers: Newcastle sign Anthony Elanga from Nottingham Forest for £55m; Manchester United’s Amazon documentary is reportedly dropped.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOChelsea's Club World Cup Journey
0:45 to 2:07
Discussion about Chelsea's performance in the Club World Cup against Fluminense.
“Elanga to Newcastle, the big headline of the day.”
Impact of João Pedro's Performance
2:07 to 4:14
Analysis of João Pedro's impact on Chelsea's game and potential as a player.
“I'm not sure how much you can read into it because Fouminense aren't as good as most of the teams Chelsea are used to facing.”
Controversies in Player Transfers
4:14 to 6:15
Discussion on the fairness of player additions in mid-tournament and Chelsea's strategy.
Mixed Emotions About the Club World Cup
6:15 to 10:14
Reflection on the varying levels of commitment to the Club World Cup among teams.
“Greg says, should the Club World Cup rosters have been frozen when the tournament started?”
Chelsea's Progress and Future Prospects
10:14 to 14:00
Evaluating Chelsea's development and future prospects under new management.
“there has been a noticeable uptick in it in the knockout stages, I feel.”
Chelsea's Flourishing Team Dynamics
14:00 to 15:12
Discover how Chelsea has improved their team dynamics and performance recently.
“I think Chelsea have looked a lot more fluid.”
Real Madrid's New Strategy Without Mbappe
15:12 to 16:42
Learn about Real Madrid's adaptations in strategy and player roles in the absence of key players.
“We just have to wait for a season, won't we, to see the impact of the Club World Cup.”
FIFA's Trump Tower Office and Its Implications
16:42 to 21:32
Analyze the significance of FIFA opening an office in Trump Tower and its historical context.
“So, I mean, that's something Johnny hasn't quite done yet.”
The Importance of England's Euro Match
21:32 to 27:26
Understand the stakes for England as they prepare to face the Netherlands in a crucial match.
“Win over a quite limited Poland side who, as we know, were the debutants in the tournament.”
Criticism and Expectations for the England Women's Team
27:26 to 28:00
Discuss the potential fallout from the England women's team's performance and media scrutiny.
“I suppose the interesting thing, Barry, is if England don't make it, what the fallout will be.”
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Media Responses to England's Performance
28:00 to 28:58
Exploring how media coverage differs between England's men's and women's teams.
“if they are knocked out after two games.”
Critique of England's Game Against France
28:58 to 30:08
Discussion on the critical tone following England's disappointing performance against France.
“Like I haven't heard anybody say, you know, try to sugarcoat what happened.”
Expectations and Challenges Ahead
30:08 to 31:32
Analyzing the expectations for England amidst challenging matches in the tournament.
“I think that there were points that inescapably you can't sugarcoat and gloss over, but also it is not at this point a catastrophe.”
Norway's Football Strategy and Expectations
31:32 to 32:44
A look at Norway's performance and expectations in the tournament.
“Yeah, I mean, I think it was the nature of the performance rather than the defeat itself.”
Cost of Living and Overcharges in Switzerland
32:44 to 33:50
Hosts share humorous anecdotes about overpricing in Switzerland during the tournament.
Discussion on Anthony Alanga's Transfer
33:58 to 36:26
Evaluating the implications and opinions regarding Anthony Alanga's transfer to Newcastle.
“welcome to part three the guardian football weekly so newcastle united have agreed a 55 million pound be with Nottingham Forest for Anthony Alanga.”
Surprising Moves in the Transfer Market
36:26 to 38:06
Insights into recent surprising transfers and their implications.
“for a player who I like in the sense that he's a hardworking guy.”
The Impact of Documentaries on Football Clubs
38:06 to 39:42
Discussion on the implications of documentary projects for football clubs, focusing on Manchester United.
“The detail in that, I read the stories that Fenerbahce is going to cover his entire salary, which is a big...”
The Nature of Football Documentaries
39:42 to 42:00
Analyzing the entertainment value of different styles of football documentaries and fan expectations.
“Yeah, I think for everyone except anyone who likes Manchester United, it would have been an all-time documentary.”
The Appeal of Football Documentaries
42:00 to 44:18
Discover why failure in football documentaries often captivates audiences more than success.
“The ones where clubs are doing well are rubbish, but failure is excellent.”
Transfer Business in Football
44:18 to 46:10
Explore the current state of football transfers and how clubs are navigating challenges.
“so they're kind of progressing things and it looks like they have things on track.”
Women's Football and Club Ownership
46:10 to 48:30
Learn about the implications of separating women's teams from their parent clubs in football.
“Jim Ratcliffe has openly said he doesn't care about the women's team.”
The Need for Football Regulation
48:30 to 50:56
Understand the importance of an independent regulator for football governance in England.
“Yeah, I saw this proposal of putting games free to air a couple of times there And I thought that's actually a really good idea.”
Life Advice and Football Stories
50:56 to 53:15
Listen to a humorous anecdote blending personal life advice with football-related narratives.
“You only need to look at a club like Morecambe.”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:00This is The Guardian.
0:30apart in exhaustion in March. Meanwhile, FIFA rent a spot in Trump Tower, which feels bad, but maybe doesn't matter. We'll cross to Switzerland, the head of England's must-win game against the Netherlands. Sweden eased into the quarterfinals. Germany didn't ease, but still made them yesterday. Also, football is back as the Champions League gets underway. There's some more transfer staff. Elanga to Newcastle, the big headline of the day. The regulators voted through by Parliament, and we'll answer your questions. And that's today's Guardian Football Weekly.
0:58on the panel today barry glendening hello hi max and welcome lars iverson oh max and good morning jonathan for duba good morning max let's start then with the club world cup fluminese nil chelsea two two brilliant goals for jal pedro didn't celebrate against the side that um he played from when he was 10 years old he almost did after the second and then remembered but perhaps just very excited that it had just gone in off the bar, which is a beautiful way for any goal to be scored. And Barry, what an impact from him.
1:29Max Rushden:He was on holidays, as you say, last week. Got joined up with the Chelsea squad, went straight into the team because Liam De Lape was suspended for this game and scored two wonderful goals against his former side. So it's a stunning full debut for him. They really were good goals. And if I was Nicholas Jackson, I'd be looking on going, this isn't great for me, I think, because I suspect he is now very much third in the Chelsea striker pecking order. But it was a good win for Chelsea. I'm not sure how much you can read into it because Fouminense aren't as good as most of the teams Chelsea are used to facing.
2:18Max Rushden:Thiago Silva in defence, you know, he's very slow, etc and so on, and we're still not quite sure what to make of this competition, there's still a bit of a pre-season vibe about it but Chelsea have now made 80 million quid out of it and could make more and they've got to be happy with that. Are you surprised, Jonathan, that more teams didn't go in for Pedro or that it seemed quite straightforward for Chelsea to get in? Yeah, I'm quite surprised to be fair. Given the price tag, I think, which is stated at around 50 million, which is in this day and age, I suppose, when you've got sort of Mbwemo still haggling around for sort of 60 million and you've got other players who've gone for maybe more.
3:01I think it's a fair price tag. And so from that point of view, I think I was surprised maybe others didn't go in for him. I think he could have definitely benefited the team like Manchester United, definitely benefited a few other teams. The benefit of Pedro is that he can play in any position, which is what Maresca also said after the game and in his praise of him. He can play kind of as a striker, as a number nine, who can sort of run in behind. He can play on either side as his goals came from sort of cutting in, didn't they, from the left-hand side and curling in with his right foot. And he can also play as a 10 or maybe on the right-hand side.
3:34So he offers Chelsea great depth in that position, forward area, more so than, say, Jackson, who can, as Maresca put it, can only play as a nine. so certainly you can see where he's thinking in terms of what he's planning with the team and and as um as Barry says that maybe it looks bad for for Jackson uh there was an interesting moment I thought when um towards the end of the game when Jackson was on when he had a chance didn't he in the 80th minute or so and yeah uh he he dragged it wide and and I've never seen Cole Palmer so animated he was fuming wasn't he kicked the post going mad I've not seen Cole Palmer's usually quite calm but that's the most animated I've seen him and he was very annoyed with Jackson so yeah I think more teams should have been in for Pedro and I really like him the only thing maybe that maybe stopped teams was perhaps towards the end of the season he had a few disciplinary issues didn't he around Brighton and there was a few tight you know one elbow that he did where he wasn't sent off then he had one red card and then he had a sort of training ground bust up so maybe all in all that maybe factored into some teams decisions to sort of leave it but no I think the goals were fantastic and he's a really good player
4:34Lars Sivertsen:yeah so in the name of like honest podding I'm going to say exactly the thing about Juan Pedro that I would have said ahead of the game yesterday and not his impact in the game notwithstanding and then you can judge how daft that sounds or not I would have said like in terms of his signing my take would have been he's clearly a really good player he's very technical he's tenacious but he's not a proven goal scorer in that sense like he got 10 for Brighton last season he got nine the season before and he doesn't get that many shots off like he's not an obvious sort of a goal poacher in the box and i just feel chelsea the thing they've been short on is is goals from that number nine position whereas what joao pedro really excels that is like his passing numbers are incredible for a striker in terms like passes into the penalty area and progressive passes and passes into the final third he's almost like more of a facilitator than a goal scorer is what i would have said uh ahead of the game and then that happened like there's two just incredible finishes on his debut when he just looks right at home i think wow so if he can bring that sort of technical quality we've seen like the way he sets up the first goal is actually when you it looks a bit innocuous the first time but watch the replay like the way he kind of intercepts the ball and plays a great through ball to i think it was netto in the same movement there i mean that's the kind of stuff that i would expect to see from chara pedro that's the kind of stuff that he really like shines at but then taking up that position and just like pulling off that incredible finish If he's going to add brilliant finishing and spectacular goals to what he's already shown he can do, then that is really good news for Chelsea.
6:07Lars Sivertsen:So this might have been a one-off and maybe he'll go back to not scoring a ton of goals again. But wow, that is quite something if he can keep doing it. Greg says, should the Club World Cup rosters have been frozen when the tournament started? It seems a bit unfair. Wealthier clubs can add impact players. In Pedro's case, he just had a few weeks off to rest. It does feel, I mean, obviously you can buy players during the season, Barry, you know, with the transfer windows. And so like in the FA Cup or the League Cup, if they're not cup tied. But this does feel like, you know, once you've picked your squad for the World Cup, you've picked your squad for the World Cup, barring some crazy injury thing.
6:40Does it feel like Chelsea just going to get someone off the beach who's really good? Just feel a bit harsh on Fluminense.
6:46Max Rushden:Yeah, I hadn't really thought of that, but I suppose it does make sense. If you've picked your squad, then that should be that, unless maybe you have a goalkeeping crisis or something. And some would say, Chelsea do have an ongoing goalkeeping crisis, but that's another story. Yeah, maybe, I suppose, I guess so. But I don't think it matters a huge amount. As I said, I'm still not sure how much people, including players, the clubs involved, how seriously they're taking this competition. Obviously, once you get to the knockout stages, you might as well try and go all the way. But if it was a major international tournament, you would not be allowed to draft in a new player.
7:35So interesting you make that point about, because I'm the same, Jonathan, I just can't work out. Are they cosplaying caring about a tournament? You know, when they run down the touchlight, Like, you know, when all the coaching staff hug each other, they're like, if we make it look like we care as much as we'd care if this was the Champions League, then other people will think we care and then they'll think they care and then we will care. I'm sort of lost, as I have been throughout this tournament, about how I'm meant to care about this and sort of how the clubs themselves, apart from the sort of bean counters who want the money.
8:07I think that you could split it between the European teams and the non-European teams. the Brazilian teams, the African teams, the rest, in other words, care a lot. The Argentinian teams, for example, the fan base. I mean, even the atmosphere in terms of Fluminense fans. I know the ticket pricing and things like that, there's been issues around the pricing of it and maybe lack of demand. But for those who can get tickets from those regions, it meant a lot to Fluminense, for example. It's a huge game for them. And that played into why Gio Pedro mentioned after the match, why he didn't celebrate because he knew how much, quote-unquote, he said he knew how much it meant to Fluminense that tournament.
8:44So he didn't want to kind of rub it in having left, although he did leave, I think 2019 was when he went to Watford. But for the European teams, I think they care, but like you said, it's probably more of a bit of a money-making exercise than necessarily going for gold, going for the trophy. You just mentioned there how much money, I mean, Jao Pedro nearly paid half his transfer fee in one night, didn't he, from the goals he scored. I think I'm wrong, actually. It was 55 million plus five-minute add-ons, by the way, not 50 million so just correct myself on that but I think he earned them about 20 million in one night from the from the the goals he scored but for the European teams I mean you take someone like Pep Guardiola and I think Luis Enrique as well said the same thing at PSG where he essentially said listen we're here we'll train during the day and then we'll do literally nothing you can players can go play golf they can go for a barbecue I think Pep said that didn't they they can do whatever they want basically after that between the games and between the training sessions go to the diner That's like going to a Midwest diner and drown themselves in ribs.
9:43So listen, it's all on. Yeah, so they care, but I think there's a realisation that obviously, I mean, the first Premier League games are in about four weeks' time, aren't they? So there's a limit to their caring because they have to also factor in the European season that's coming up.
9:58Max Rushden:One imagines as well that there probably are very hefty bonuses to do well in this competition. So there is that motivation as well.
10:07Lars Sivertsen:I have noticed a distinct uptick in the caring and the effort. The XC and the XE, if you will, the expected caring and the expected effort, there has been a noticeable uptick in it in the knockout stages, I feel. In the group stage, a lot of these games felt like it's typical summer US exhibition games. But there has been more of an effort. And I do think if you're Chelsea, right, this tournament has already kind of messed up your summer. I'm sure Baz is completely correct that some very generous bonus arrangements has been made to again get the XC a little bit higher for the lads. But this tournament has messed up your summer.
10:45Lars Sivertsen:You're going to spend less time on that yacht and you're going to go into the next season not fully refreshed. But you're here now. You're in the semifinal. And if you can just get through this, there's some kind of final against PSG or Real Madrid. You are clearly desperate to get to that. You've already come all this way. you've played all these games in the heat the summer is a mess like can we please at least have a showpiece final against a great team out of it like must be tremendously good for them and i don't think there was like anything fake about the celebrations or anything i it must be like it must be a good feeling yeah uh for flaminante they look they kukarela cleared one off the line at 1 nil they did get a penalty um uh trevor chalibur had judged to have handled the ball thank thank Thank the Lord it was overturned because it was in the most natural position an arm has ever been.
11:33I was about to give up football for good again.
11:37Lars Sivertsen:I did think about you when that happened. I know this will actually drive Max completely insane if it stands. People do. Maresca was put in his place by a Brazilian journalist when he was talking about how many official matches of Brazilian teams played this season. We've played 63. some listeners saying kind of forgetting that he did have a spare team to play the conference league um the journalist the brazilian journalist said we played 70 actually uh and i i thought brazil was in partway through their season so it does show how little i know about south american leagues i don't know if anyone else is across more about how many matches i haven't done after menense in the red zone i do yet you know i have heard that they play a lot of games because there is like the national championship do they play the state championship as well i think there's there's there are a lot of games but uh i will defer as always in these matters to the great tim vickery who says that like the brazilian teams have been laser focused on the club world cup like they've been okay they've been rotating players in the league to keep them fresh for the club world cup like they've been their physical preparations have been geared to make sure they're peaking around the club world cup which fair to say chelsea have not done yeah a psg Real Madrid tonight Kylian Mbappe would obviously like to start against his former club Gonzalo Garcia has been one of our standout players so far Jonathan I mean you can pick both of them I guess can't you Ardegula's played very well as well it's interesting to see what Xabi Alonso is doing with this team yeah he's kind of come out of this tournament you know smelling of roses really the way he's showed some tactical tweaks and a bit of a house I think he's stylistically a very different coach to Ancelotti really isn't he he's a lot more maybe interventionist rather than Ancelotti's sort of style which is a bit more hands-off that does work at a club like Real Madrid and he had such a huge amount of success but then it also became kind of a stone to beat him with towards the end of his time there whereas Alonso's come in and he's made some really good tactical tweaks in games the use of Goulet the use of kind of like the way he shifted sort of Trent's position positioning in games maybe going from switching his defense three to five men three to four five men however you want to sort of describe it but yeah he's I think he's come out of it very well To be fair, I think Maresca also comes out, let's just go back to Chelsea briefly.
13:52I think he comes out of this with a lot of credit as well. I think Chelsea are the one team where there's probably, alongside Rambujan, maybe genuine, this tournament has genuinely helped them to sort of move forward towards next season. I think Chelsea have looked a lot more fluid. They've looked a lot more confident. They look a lot more developed as a team now compared to, say, even two, three months ago when they were in that sort of end of the season running. I saw them against Ipswich and from then to now, they look a lot better structured. The use of the right-hand side with Gusto in yesterday's game and Palmer and Nkunku really worked quite well, the interchanges.
14:26So I think Chelsea really have started to blossom as a team, to be honest, from this team that didn't really look like they had much about them. And I think Real Madrid are kind of looking similar in the sense that he's been able to go without Mbappe with the injury that he's had. Garcia's kind of emerged and started to look like a real option out front. Trent has come in and done really well. I think in terms of just adapting straight away and offering something different in terms of his creativity, his ability to sort of get into midfield positions as well. So there's a lot to like about what Alonso has done with Real Madrid.
14:54And I think it's exciting times for their fans as well. So I'd still probably have PSG as favourites. I still think PSG are the best team in Europe, really, which they've demonstrated already. But Real Madrid will give them a game. Yeah. I mean, the difficult thing is you just don't, like Chelsea might hit the ground running because they're well-tuned and then they might fall apart in February. We just have to wait for a season, won't we, to see the impact of the Club World Cup. Alexander Abnos writing in The Guardian that FIFA's relationship with the US President Donald Trump now has a physical, tangible marker.
15:24FIFA's opened an office in Trump Tower in New York City. The announcement in the new office came on Monday. FIFA placed a Club World Cup trophy on display in the lobby of the skyscraper in an event attended by several FIFA dignitaries, including Gianni, R9, Ronaldo, and Eric Trump. son of the president. Does this matter, Barry?
15:45Max Rushden:No, I don't think so. We know that Infantino has already rented space in Donald Trump's colon. What an image, Barry. It seems a natural extension that he should also have a space in Trump Tower. Yeah, I don't think it makes any difference. We know how sycophantic Gianni Infantino is. And if the World Cup is being staged in America, Canada, Mexico next summer, then one presumes FIFA have U.S. offices already. But, yeah, I don't think it makes any difference.
16:26Lars Sivertsen:There is a real FIFA heritage here because, of course, famously Chuck Blazer, the charming sort of corruption enthusiast turned whistleblower, he's both convicted and dead, so I'm pretty sure I can say that. And he had two apartments in Trump Tower, of which one was dedicated entirely to his cats, I believe. Yes. So, I mean, that's something Johnny hasn't quite done yet. He hasn't gotten a cat flat in Trump Tower. Maybe that is the next step to just go full blazer and get one for his pets as well. Such an extraordinary use of dodgy money, isn't it? Like so much money that you rent an apartment for some cats.
17:06I mean, that is just, I mean, I love, I miss my cats from when I was a kid, you know. wherever Orlando is now, you know, what a wonderful guy he was. But at the same time, I wouldn't rent an apartment in a skyscraper for him. Before we end part one, Barry, we should, you told me to do this for the tape, mention Mbappe versus PSG.
17:30Max Rushden:Yeah, I just thought we had undersold that in the preview for this game because I think it's absolutely massive. We spoke about João Pedro's pointed non-celebration against his former team, Fluminense. It will be interesting to see what Kylian Mbappe does if he scores against PSG, his boyhood club. He is currently suing them for 55 million euros in unpaid wages, which they claim he waived. They're counter-suing him for a figure of almost twice that amount. on Monday he withdrew a legal claim accusing PSG of extortion and harassment. So there's a massive animosity there between PSG and Mbappe, which Mbappe has tried to play down and which Khalifi has tried to play down.
18:25Max Rushden:But I think this is a massive game. Mbappe, I mean, Sid wrote an article yesterday in which he sort of flagged up that despite scoring 44 goals this season, his first season for Real Madrid. Mbappe's the poster boy for their failure. And he left PSG to win the Champions League with Real Madrid. And as soon as he left PSG to win the Champions League with Real Madrid, PSG won the Champions League without him. So I think this is massive, massive needle match. Yeah, I quite like the idea of playing down, suing someone for 55 million. This doesn't really matter. And it's just dotting I's and crossing T's.
19:07Lars Sivertsen:Rather than muted celebrations, we could get lawsuit-themed celebrations. I mean, that would be very good. I'm not quite sure how he would mime some sort of gavel being hit. Something would be going on there. While you think about that, Max, I am also very fascinated by the sporting side of this. Because Mbappe, I think, would be many, many people shout for the best player in the world right now, right? That's not a controversial thing to say. But he has... PSG did get better after he left. and Real Madrid got less good after he arrived. That could be coincidental, but that's just what happened.
19:39Lars Sivertsen:And Xavi Alonso, I think, the interesting thing about the emergence of Gonzalo Garcia is that he's a forward who actually moves around when he doesn't have the ball, which is an exciting, innovative thing for Real Madrid to now have. And Xavi Alonso has been very cryptic about this stuff. After they beat Salzburg, he talked about everyone's sacrifice was important. Without that, it's impossible nowadays, he said, about defensive work. And then a week later, after another presser, he talked about how it's very important that we press as a unit all 11 players. So he's already starting to, like, the process of trying to make Mbappe realize that you do kind of have to make an effort when you don't have the ball as well.
20:22Lars Sivertsen:And it's so fascinating to me that we have these superstars in the game who dominate in terms of the PR and in terms of the popularity and stuff. but so many of them end up becoming like difficult to deal with in a tactical sense because they don't want to do the work off the ball and it causes real problems for coaches and putting them into successful teams we had the whole psychodrama of the latter stage of cristiano ronaldo's career there's a few other players you can mention who's in that bracket at one point do the sort of golden boys realize that actually to be that kind of complete player to be that kind of superstar they see themselves as you actually have to make an effort off the ball as well i mean And I suppose for a legal celebration, you'd need to, somebody on the bench would have to have a briefcase and maybe a little table and then some power suits.
21:06And then you'd sit opposite each other and then like shake hands or something like that.
21:11Lars Sivertsen:Does require a lot of prep. Do you think like Trameni and Valverde could like form kind of bench and Arda Guller could sit behind it and then Jude Bellingham could object somewhere? Like it could be done. It's a little elaborate. But as we've said, they have a lot of time off during this tournament. they don't have to you know yeah sorry last i tried to end part one about 25 minutes ago before your previous answer i will do it right now and nick ames will join us from switzerland and we'll talk about euro 2025 welcome to part two of the guardian football weekly uh let's cross to lucerne lovely spot there for nick ames welcome nick hello max how are you yeah very good you're in hotel room if any of this makes it to a little instagram clip people will see that behind you is it's a very large painting uh of a lady i mean i mean it's not it's not an offensive painting at all it's just quite a large painting that in the hotel room behind you um anyway uh you were at uh sweden poland yesterday uh sweden are through norway through germany and spain as well probably it did as well to the quarterfinals so far pretty straightforward for sweden last night yeah it was a fairly, I would say routine, but they were a bit better than that.
22:24Win over a quite limited Poland side who, as we know, were the debutants in the tournament. They're now out. I think the stat that was going around was that they're the first team ever not to score in their first two games of the Women's Euros, but that was a little bit harsh, I think. They could have scored at the end with a really nice shot against the post, but Sweden, who were backed fantastically as usual by hordes of yellow shirts really filling up Lucerne which is a beautiful lakeside setting were really impressive, they've got a lot of strength down the core of the team, they've got a lot of experience that wasn't even in the starting 11 yesterday like Rolfo and Magda Eriksen, they've got some cracking players that we know a lot about like Kosovo, Aslani and Steiner Blackstenius who were both on target and there was some fantastic pace down the wings.
23:21Ritten Canerad of Chelsea put in probably the best individual performance I might have seen since being out in Switzerland in the last 10 days. And they scored three, could probably have scored quite a few more than that. Should England finish in second place or in first place, but I think in second place, there is a pretty good chance they could meet them because I would back Sweden to win that group at the moment, which is a group including Germany. And I think if they draw with Germany every weekend, that they are guaranteed to do so. So, yeah, Sweden, a bit of a force that has faded slightly from people's thoughts in the last 10, 20 years, but I wouldn't sleep on them at the moment.
24:05I was very impressed with what I saw here last night. Yeah, I mean, optimistic to start looking ahead to permutations for England at this stage, I would say. As you say, also in that group, Germany played Denmark. Denmark were one up at halftime, had chances to go two up. Two goals in the second half meant that Germany are through as well. The second was quite funny because a Denmark defender absolutely hammered the ball into another Denmark defender's head and then sort of poleaxed her and then it bounced back to the Germans who went and scored. Before we talk about England, we also knew, Nick, that Spain were clear favourites before.
24:38They have looked imperious, haven't they in these two games? They have. I mean, I guess their rivals will always be looking at the bits they can get at and they were pegged back, albeit briefly, a couple of times by a sort of fairly modest Belgium side the other night. But look, going forward and some of their attacking combinations and the variety of their finishing and the chances that they create, they do look a cut above everyone else. I saw them play against Portugal last week, which was obviously that very difficult night for Portugal, admittedly, on the day that Diego Hotter tragically died.
25:17And they started from minute one and didn't let up in an incredible first 45 minutes. And I think they've got the gears to go through where they can probably, when they're playing better teams, pick them off as well. but I think Sweden honestly last night were probably the team behind Spain that I've been most impressed with so far in terms of balance and attacking variety Right let's talk about England then they play the Netherlands it is must win Nick it's basically this is the knockouts beginning for them now isn't it? It comes down to this and it's maybe not a position that England wanted to be in at this point it's definitely not a position they wanted to be in at this point but I guess there's a hope that knockout football such as this has brought out the best of them in the last few tournaments and they've also rarely pulled out to duds consecutively under Serena Wigman who I think has been quite impervious to the criticism that I think she's rightly received since the France game.
26:18I would stand by the assertion that a few of her selections weren't quite at it. I think maybe picked one or two players who well one or two players too many who weren't fully fit in the middle of the park against a very lively, dynamic, athletic, slick as well, France team. So I think the selections will be very important today. Do you stick with Lauren James? Do you stick with Georgia Stanway? Do you stick with both of them? Do you maybe give Clinton a go? Ella Toome, where does she come into the mix? It'll be interesting to see exactly which way she goes. A point is probably not enough today, unless you fancy a big goal-scoring shootout against Wales.
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27:01and leaving things to chance on the final match day. So big game. And this is hopefully the kind of occasion that England do relish. And I'd probably back them to edge it. But I think it's going to be very, very close. They'll be well backed in Zurich tonight. I'm going to be there looking forward to it. The Dutch will be as well. I think it'll be a cracking atmosphere in there. And let's see. And all of an England persuasion will keep their fingers crossed. I suppose the interesting thing, Barry, is if England don't make it, what the fallout will be. You know, to go from winning the Euros, getting to the World Cup final, to not getting out of your group, however difficult this group is.
27:36Max Rushden:Yeah. And I think we've mentioned before that these players and Serena Vigman are not used to being criticised. They've largely got a very easy, and there's no real reason why they should have been criticised because they've done very well in recent years. But it will be interesting to see how they react to any criticism they get if they are knocked out after two games. I suspect some of them might not take it particularly well. And what I find interesting, actually, is the... So if you look at the England men's team and the press pack that follow them, there's quite a distance between them. But the press pack that follow the women's team, they're very close to the players.
28:21Max Rushden:You know, a lot of them are friends. They all know each other very, very well. much better than the England players and the ladies and gentlemen that follow the England men's team. So it'll be interesting to see how any failure, and it would be a failure if they go out after two games, will be covered. A lot of them have never had to cover a failing England team. Some of those people who have followed the England women's team for a long time are also sort of, have had to be champions for the sport in the way that, you know, following the England men's team, you don't have to champion it because it's just everyone's watching it.
28:56I actually, I think it's a really interesting point you made. From what I've heard so far, you know, from, you know, like Susie and Tom as well, but also listening to sort of Ellen White and Steph Horton, they've not been, they haven't done it in an angry way, but they have been critical. Like I haven't heard anybody say, you know, try to sugarcoat what happened. And actually, to be fair to the players themselves, I don't know if you've seen this, Nick, they haven't sugarcoated how bad they were against France either. No, they haven't. And I think the tone has probably quite rightly been that of a critical thing, really, from the media pack in the last few days.
29:33And it almost mirrors the way things have developed on the terraces as well, or the stands, because you won't go to an England women's game and see them get booed off with sort of rabid chants and gestures and things that you might see if England men are drawing with Andorra at half time. or something like that. But I think you will hear the odd grumble if things aren't going so well and it's kind of developing in parallel. And I think it's been, I think, quite a healthy response to Saturday's game. I think that there were points that inescapably you can't sugarcoat and gloss over, but also it is not at this point a catastrophe.
30:19We've seen many occasions, across multiple tournaments, whether it's men's or women's tournaments, where the ultimate finalists or title winners lose their first match or underperform quite badly in their first match. I mean, parallel with men's football, obvious one, Argentina losing to Saudi Arabia in Qatar. So I think there will be a big inquest if it goes wrong tonight, and it might be the most difficult one that England have had to face in a very long time because of the way the media coverage around the game has grown and the way the bar has been set by Serena Beegman in the last few years.
31:03But I think it's also quite healthy in a way that the sport gets used to that kind of to-and-throw and that slightly more demanding style of questioning when necessary.
31:13Lars Sivertsen:Can I also just throw in, I'll confess I'm fairly ignorant on this subject, but I expect quite a few of our listeners are as well. France are a really good team, right? Actually, losing to France is not like a complete, massive, embarrassing slip-up. They've gotten a tough draw here with both France and the Netherlands in their group. And getting a point from that game would have been very good, obviously, but it's not a catastrophic, everyone has to be sacked and everything has to be thrown out the window type of result, even if the performance wasn't good. Yeah, I mean, I think it was the nature of the performance rather than the defeat itself.
31:47they just looked so flat or just so second best actually apart from getting it launched the open the start of the game and the last 10 minutes um norway have won both their games last top of
31:58Lars Sivertsen:group a boom here we go not super convincing but getting the job done yeah i mean what are the what are the expectations of norway i think the expectations are kind of tempered by the fact that there've been some disappointments like we have really good players on paper but it hasn't always worked out so the hopes are that they'll give a much better account of themselves than as has been the case in previous tournaments so these sort of these sort of slightly jammy let's call them that actually jammy wins are at least at least the wins are happening and it's early in the tournament and it gives them a platform to kind of grow into it properly nick we'll uh we'll leave you there but when we have heard of 30 euro mediocre pizzas 35 euros for some sun cream or whatever it was what have you been overcharged for in switzerland well i was i my life was saved last night when at about half 12 in the morning a guy from uefa came around the press room with a load of sort of hot dog sausages that clearly hadn't been hadn't been eaten by the glitterati in vip um so i i pilfered a couple of those for for three um no i've i've i've toned things down max in the last two or three days food wise because you know you get a bit excited early on and think i'm in switzerland and then you know you have a couple of rostys couple of fondues here and there and and you realize you might have to remortgage so um or have a or have a a serious begging ball going out to the accounts department um so um so no it's it's been fairly austere for me since the weekend yeah okay well we'll start a crowd funder fondue for aims we'll see see how it gets please enjoy the game thanks pal thank you uh nick ames there out in lucerne that'll do for part two i will start part three with some transfer stuff
33:58welcome to part three the guardian football weekly so newcastle united have agreed a 55 million pound be with Nottingham Forest for Anthony Alanga. What do you think of this, Jonathan? Quite interesting that they've got like Harvey Barnes and Anthony Gordon who sort of play on that side, I guess. Is that a step up in quality? I like him. I think he's a really good player and I don't think he should ever really have been sold by Manchester United. But then again, I'm not sure what they really are doing these days in the transfer market. So I won't go there for now. I think he's earned the right to maybe play in a Champions League club.
34:33I'm quite surprised Forrest have been relatively okay about letting him go as well. I mean, the price is about the same price as Gio Pedro, which I think Gio Pedro is probably maybe worth a bit more. £55 million seems to be quite a lot. But at the same time, a young winger, Elanga's only 23. So he's still got a lot of room for development. He offers a lot of directness on that side. I saw a quip that maybe this is a play to have another Swedish compatriot around Alexander Isak and keep him around. So maybe that's the conspiracy theorist there. I've got something to say about that. But no, I think Alanga is a really good player, like I say.
35:17He'll offer that directness that Anthony Gordon has on the left-hand side. I'm trying to remember who at Newcastle they played on the right because it wasn't just Barnes. Jacob Murphy. Yeah, Murphy had a good season, but I think that he's maybe got a bit of a ceiling. And I think Alanga offers a little bit more dynamism. So from the point of view of the fact that they can rotate, you know, he's still at the club. I think that makes sense. And he's, you know, younger and also can do a little bit more, I think, in terms of his directness getting in crosses in for Isak or whoever it might be up front, if anything changes there.
35:48But no, I think it's a really good transfer. And of course, there's the sell-on that I think Manchester United owed a bit of money for that. So that might ease the burdens of the failed Amazon documentary that has been talked about in recent days. Yeah, well, we'll get to that. We'll get to that. I mean, I like the idea of, you know, Eddie Howe buying Stefan Schwartz and Glenn Hussain, just filling it with Swedes, just so Alexander Isak wants to stay. Lars?
36:12Lars Sivertsen:Can I offer a counterpoint? It's good when we don't always agree on the podcast. I'm completely baffled by this transfer. So this could be one of those, if he scores a bunch of goals, you can replay this and Jonathan can claim victory. But I think this is a baffling transfer fee for a player who I like in the sense that he's a hardworking guy. He's fast. You know, he brings some things. Just feel like he was in the perfect spot. I think playing for this super counterattacking Nuno Forrest was like a place that was really getting the best out of his skill set. Whereas presumably Eddie Howe is trying to build something a little bit more ambitious at Newcastle, a team that's going to dominate games.
36:48Lars Sivertsen:and I know Eddie Howe likes a good lad who works hard and he will get that but I just feel 55 million for a player who has a lot of limitations in my view is a baffling transfer fee and I'd be surprised if we got far over double figures for them in terms of goals or assists and I just think for that kind of money you can buy a lot of really good players around Europe and I don't get it at all is what I want to put in there but we will see one of us will be right and the other will be wrong and that it will be exciting to see which way he goes. Would you like the casting vote, Barry? Are you baffled?
37:20Max Rushden:No, I think it'll be a good signing. I think he's... Jacob Murphy did have a very good season last time around. I think a lot of people were surprised by what a good season he had, and I do think Alanga's a significant upgrade. Interestingly, I saw footage recently of Sean Longstaff taking a wicket. He was playing cricket, a fast bowler, took a brilliant wicket, and And he's been linked with Leeds, but he might be signed by Durham, maybe, if the evidence of what I saw is anything to go by. John Duran has joined Fenerbahce on a year-long loan, six months after moving to Al Nasser from Aston Villa for£71 million.
38:04I was slightly surprised that no one from the Premier League has gone in for Duran.
38:10Lars Sivertsen:Yeah. The detail in that, I read the stories that Fenerbahce is going to cover his entire salary, which is a big... If he's on the kind of money that you usually earn down there in Saudi, that's a big move for Fenerbahce, who don't have it. But Fenerbahce are owned by one of the, if not the richest family in Turkey. So I guess there's some money to be found there. But I do think that's the kind of deal that maybe a few teams in the Premier League, you get a guy on loan and you have to pay a lot in wages and then he'll just leave at the end of it. Maybe that's not a deal everyone's too hyped about.
38:42Yeah, quite interesting though, a player going to Saudi and coming, You know, not the first guy. Henderson did it as well, right?
38:47Lars Sivertsen:It's almost as if playing in Saudi Arabia is not a great thing to do in terms of your sporting. Well, I mean, good for the wallet, but the rest of it is kind of a bit of a nonsense. I hear from Cristiano Ronaldo that actually the level is really high. And Cristiano Ronaldo has been clear that anyone who hasn't played in Saudi Arabia are not entitled to have an opinion on how good the level is. Though it does, by his logic, I do wonder how he can have an opinion on the level of any other league that he hasn't played in. But that's a whole different logic of Cristiano. It's hard to gauge. but we have to take Cristiano at his word.
39:17Lars Sivertsen:The level is super high. Can you confirm that you haven't played in the Saudi Pro League, Lars? I can confirm I have not played in the Saudi League just yet. There's still hope, Max. There's still hope. I'm not sure I'd pass a medical, what with my leg and all, and a few other things. Jonathan, you tweeted yesterday about that. You just mentioned the Amazon documentary, Manchester United, pulling out of that. Seems like a very good idea for Manchester United to pull out of an Access All Areas documentary. Yeah, I think for everyone except anyone who likes Manchester United, it would have been an all-time documentary.
39:51Possibly forecasting their relegation this season, it would have been chaotic. And I think that is the reason that from reading the reports, I think it's from David Weinstein, that Ruben Aron and Mappéas still have vetoed the whole idea. And I think everybody else at the club was kind of pushing it along and was keen. But the manager has found sense and said, I don't think it's a great idea to film a documentary when about 15 % of my squad is pretty much on strike looking for other clubs and could still be around. And have all access behind the scenes footage of that and our current situation.
40:30so yeah I mean it would have brought in from the reports £10 million to United which apparently is significantly more than any other documentary Amazon have paid they've obviously done all or nothings with Spurs I think Arsenal Manchester City as well which surprised me a little bit in terms of the the money they would pay I think I don't know is that a good deal £10 million because it seems if United were so interested in entertaining the idea for just£10 million is that a statement on how how bad the finances are there or is that kind of like too good to turn down that money 10 million
41:05Lars Sivertsen:i think is a lot of money for united right now things have changed uh up there you know you can you have to sack a lot of tea ladies to make that kind of savings to put this in terms that jim jim radcliffe might you know appreciate yeah but i guess the key for the key problem with those documentaries is just summed up in the fact that they've gone nah because the whole thing is they're never as warts and all as they need to be to be entertaining those things i've sat down and watched a few of them with different clubs and they're always just even though they include some stuff that's that's funny they're always a little bit too glossy i find and not quite revealing enough for them to like because they because you want it to be a train wreck like that's the thing that's interesting it's not you you can only have so many shots of people like high-fiving on their way into training and like having having massages and like doing physio and just using each other's nicknames and stuff like that's not interesting like we've seen that now we want the train wrecks but of course why would clubs sign off on that well we've had we've had
42:04Max Rushden:two train wrecks with Sunderland Premier Passions when Peter Reid was in charge was a train wreck and massively entertaining and Sunderland to when I die when they got relegated from the championship because that was originally set up as a vanity project to chart their inexorable progress back into the Premier League and the footage of Charlie Metvin and his mate Stuart when the deadline day panic buy of Will Grigg for four and a half million quid and Charlie Metvin trying to suggest, you know, an Ibiza anthem as a walkout music instead of Prokofiev's Dance of the Night. So failure is brilliant.
42:49Max Rushden:The ones where clubs are doing well are rubbish, but failure is excellent.
42:53Lars Sivertsen:That is the one that's really worked and people really loved. And I feel like all the much more high-budget, high-profile ones after have completely failed to capture any of that because it becomes a huge advertising exercise and it's really boring. But I think that's the whole point, isn't it? No matter how glossy you try and make a team that's finished 15th, inevitably there's going to be a significant amount of games that they lose. No matter how glossy you try and portray that, I can't see a way in which it wouldn't have been hugely awkward for the club. Jonathan, what do you make of that Kunia is in and when will we imagine we'll sign eventually?
43:28How do you feel about their business so far and when they're at? Because it's interesting when they are linked to someone like Dominic Calvert-Lewin, which might not be a bad person to sign, but you sort of think that is sort of, you know, how far they've fallen in inverted commas is perhaps a stretch. But it is really interesting to see that kind of thing. Yeah, there was a graphic, wasn't there, of the four potential options that they could bring in up front. Jamie Vardy on a free transfer, Callum Wilson on a free transfer Dominic Calvert-Lewin on a free transfer and one other I can't recall now who the other one was but yeah not exactly that inspiring I think the transfer business has been terrible when you compare it to the other clubs I mean maybe Arsenal are the only ones who still have work to do but it seems they're progressing with Maduweke looks like they're in for Eze as well and Zubimendi's already done and it looks like Norgard as well from Brentford so they're kind of progressing things and it looks like they have things on track.
44:23City and Liverpool have basically rebuilt half their squads or certain departments of their squads with lots of verts and the amount of business City have done. So when you look at United, who need the biggest rebuild out of all of them to still be haggling about Mbomo when they've only signed one player and haven't sold anybody. You know, I think the Garnaccio thing really sums it all up, isn't it? Being told in May, you've got no place here, pack your bags, you're off, and then he has to come back for pre-season training and be shunted off to train with the rest of the bomb squad of Malisea and Rashford and everyone else.
45:00Anthony just shows that they're having trouble selling players, they're having trouble signing players. I don't see any signs of improvement at this stage. There's a month to go, but I'd be amazed if Ruben Maroon would be happy with just one signing so far now. On the documentary thing, Wrexham are touring Australia and so there's all these big signs going. you know meet the Wrexham squad or you know come down and get a signed shirt and and it's just so fascinating because all I can think is you know you know Wrexham are just sort of I know that I know they're quite famous now and I know they're in the championship but just for someone who followed lower league football in the 90s going why would anybody care that Wrexham are tipping up to play at I don't know the MCG or wherever they're playing um but good luck to them Jay says now Everton have also made moves to sell their women's team to themselves will the Premier League finally make a stand that they didn't take against Chelsea and Villa because, you know, it's Everton.
45:52Yeah, Everton have moved to make the women's team a separate entity, which will be owned by the Friedkin Group, which is Everton's parent company, which does in theory make it easy to invest in the women's team. They've already committed to spending a million on Goodison Park to prepare it for the WSL season. It does also help navigating PSR. Villa have done very similar, have agreed a deal to sell their women's team to V Sports, their parent company. Feels, Barry, like a loophole this um although we have heard that women's teams are independently run you know
46:21Max Rushden:that is a model that can work for the women's team yeah it's a loophole i suspect it isn't one that will be closed anytime soon and i be honest i don't see a great deal wrong with this uh because i think various women's teams will benefit from being run as independent entities we've seen how little regard. Jim Ratcliffe has openly said he doesn't care about the women's team. He never goes to watch them or very rarely goes to watch them. And they're treated very much like second-class citizens at Old Trafford. So I don't see this as a problem particularly. Jim says, which teams and or players impressed you most in the opening round of the Champions League?
47:04Yes, it's back. Qualification started last night. TNS drew 0-0 with KF Scandesia of North Macedonia. Paul Watson is on tomorrow's pod. You can assume he is across all of these sides. Presume this to him is when the Champions League really matters. MPs have voted to back the football governance bill, establishing an independent regulator to oversee the men's game in England's top five divisions. They voted 415 to 98 to pass the bill at his third reading in the House of Commons. The head of the vote, Lisa Nandy, told the Commons, we are doing this for you because for too long you've been treated as an afterthought at best or a nuisance at worst in a game that's only great because of you.
47:43This is for Macclesfield, for Wigan, for Bury, for Bolton, for Derby, for Reading, for Sheffield Wednesday, for Morecambe, for many, many more who've had to endure the misery of being put last when they should have been put first. MPs did vote against a proposal from the Lib Dems to make at least 10 Premier League games available on free-to-air television each season. I saw in the group Jonathan that you put out Rupert Lowe who is former Southampton chairman now reform MP saying that all these people are useless gnomes and know nothing about the game. Something like that sort of sense. If he's against it, it might be a good thing.
48:21But it's not a political podcast. But anyway, it's interesting to see what happens with the regulator. I guess until it's in process and happening, we won't really know how much power it has.
48:32Lars Sivertsen:Yeah, I saw this proposal of putting games free to air a couple of times there And I thought that's actually a really good idea. I've been thinking a lot about this. So I have an acquaintance who's far younger than me, who is a mad football fan, like talks about football every time we meet up, but he doesn't watch games. And maybe this is me referencing my one young friend. Maybe not all young people are like this, but he plays FIFA or EAFC, that's his call now. He watches highlights. He reads all the transfer gossip. You can talk about football for hours, but doesn't watch full games and doesn't go to games because he lives in London.
49:08Lars Sivertsen:And I wonder if there is a risk of like, people, as long as the stadiums are full and some Sky subscriptions are being sold, people don't care. But I do worry that we're raising an entire generation of football fans to think we don't watch games because a lot of families can't afford Sky and fewer families still can afford to go to games regularly. So the way people consume football, the way they're raised to consume football ends up being through games, through highlights on YouTube, through discourse. And I've thought a lot about what that actually does to the fandom and the culture around the game in the long term and i tend to think not a lot of good things this idea of going to your local team and that being at the heart of the local community and how we all see the game i wonder if that will just disappear and i think just little little steps to making watching actual football games a little bit more accessible for regular people would not be a bad thing and it's not a huge sacrifice for the rights holders to make 10 games a year yeah no i don't i don't disagree i mean that's interesting in comparison with cricket that you know if you have sky for example and whatever or you work in it you just you sort of in a bubble where you presume everybody has it but that lib dem proposal seemed
50:17Max Rushden:very half-arsed and just a typical example of an mp using sport to try and gain cheap popularity points you know who's going to pay for these games who's going to recompense the clubs who's going to recompense Sky and TNT. You know, each game costs about£5 million. Who's going to pay that money if they're on Channel 5 or ITV for free? Who's paying for them? What games will they pick? Blah, blah, blah. These are all questions that the Lib Dems don't seem to have factored in. While that's all going on, you've got the urgency of the situation is kind of summed up, isn't it, with what's going on at Morecambe.
50:56You only need to look at a club like Morecambe. and if you look at the fall of Morecambe now into non-league, you only need to look at a club like that and also the issues that a team like Gateshead had with the council to see really, is the government really that bothered about helping these clubs or is it more of a, as Barry's put there, kind of like a point-scoring exercise? I think there's a separation between the Lib Dems wanting these free-to-air games and I think there is a genuine, not necessarily for all MPs, but I think there is a genuine feeling that a regulator is a really good idea.
51:27I think I mean that is not universal but if I look at the people who think it's a good idea and the people who are against it the people who are against it tend to be a vested interest people in the Premier League I think the idea that you can you know we can have some control about who owns who gets hold and owns a football club you presume the regulator can only help and if it can't help then yeah it's a waste of time but that is that is the idea well like Rupert Lowe
51:54Max Rushden:who we spoke about he he thinks only people who work in football should work in football rupert low appointed sir clive woodward as a performance director at southampton and they got relegated that that is the same rupert low who's now well maybe he's convinced himself that by appointing a rugby coach as southampton's performance director and getting them relegated I'm proving his point for him, I suppose. Alex says, hi, Max and Barry. Writing for a bit of life advice after hearing your chat about Jonathan Wilson's wedding, one of my best mates who's been a long-time listener, and I should mention a diehard City fan, was supposed to get married this summer.
52:33He asked me to be groomsman last year, but over the winter, I found out he's actually been married for the past two years. They had a, not to someone else. That was my first thought. They had a private ceremony with full wedding attire and photographer and only recently let us in on the secret. There won't be a wedding now, but we're still going ahead with a stag party. I've chosen to be supportive. It's not about me after all. But I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a bit sad. There won't be a proper wedding. I too, like Barry, would have liked to have bought everyone's curry for the night and partied until I witnessed one of the great wonders of the world.
53:02So my question is for Barry. How would you have felt if you'd found out Wilson had secretly been married for two years? And do you have any belated wedding wishes for my mate Brad? Thanks a million.
53:12Max Rushden:I'd have been very surprised if I'd found out Wilson had been married for two years. I'm very surprised Wilson's been married for two weeks, if I'm honest. And the current Mrs. Wilson is a lovely lady who appears to be in full possession of all her faculties. So I wouldn't worry too much about... There's hope for everyone. Yeah, certainly give me renewed hope. I wouldn't worry too much about not getting to be a groomsman because my one experience of being a best man and the groomsmen who were involved, It's just hard work. You're just fetching and carrying, trying to sort out snags with regard to people's accommodation, that sort of thing.
53:53Max Rushden:And you, well, I suppose groomsmen, you don't have to worry about a speech, but you do have to worry about being able to put buttonhole flowers on lapels, which is trickier than it looks. And, well, Brad seems to know what he's doing, so he doesn't need my good wishes. Stag do two years after the wedding, seems to be. it's still a weekend away. Yeah, I mean, I never want to go on another Stag do again. Wilson's was one of the best I've ever been at and I want to leave it there. I'd like a weekend in somewhere very quiet on my own. Anyway, that'll do for today. Thanks, everybody. Thank you, Jonathan.
54:32Thank you, Max. Thank you, Lars. Thank you, Max. Thank you, Barry. Football Weekly is produced by Joel Grove and our executive producer is Danielle Stephens.
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