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In short

Football Weekly episode covering the start of an international break: England vs world champions Spain, Scotland’s new manager Sebastian Pocognoli’s debut, and Republic of Ireland’s planned games vs Israel amid Gaza/Palestine protests.

Guests

Barry Glendening (Sweeper/football pundit), Max (co-host), and Seb Hutchinson (co-host; also from The Sweeper podcast).

Key claims

Tuchel’s England squad saw five withdrawals (Palmer, Rice, Mainoo, Rashford, Livramento) replaced by Garner and Gibbs-White; panel debates whether Tuchel is “gaslighting” fans after the Argentina semi-final and how much pressure he faces. For Ireland, over 160 sportspeople signed an open letter urging a boycott; manager Heimir Halgrimson says “we’re not playing with genocide,” while Glendening argues FAI/UEFA should have taken stronger action and that sporting repercussions are manageable.

Notable examples

Ireland’s Kosovo match then Israel in Hungary/Serbia; Scotland vs Slovenia in Pocognoli’s first game; Northern Ireland vs Georgia behind closed doors with limited fan dispensation; Disney+ Women’s Champions League “Hangout” criticized for a dog in-studio and quirky analysis.

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England's Preparations for Spain Match

0:59 to 3:56

Discussion on England's squad changes and the implications of player withdrawals.

“Hello, Paul Watson from the Excellent Sweeper podcast.”

Tuchel's Future with England

3:56 to 5:48

Debate on Thomas Tuchel's management and expectations from the England team.

“But he says he regrets not eating any of the Azteca grass.”

Pressure on England's Performance

5:48 to 8:06

Analysis of the pressure on England to perform well against Spain after past failures.

“I honestly think he's kind of, it depends which way you look at it.”

Republic of Ireland's Controversial Matches

8:06 to 12:53

Discussion about the Republic of Ireland's upcoming matches and the political implications.

“Or like, do you think there is a pressure whereby they get tonked by Spain?”

Controversy Over Playing Israel

14:02 to 16:34

Discussing the implications of the Republic of Ireland playing against Israel amidst political tensions.

“We're not playing with ignorance, hypocrisy, and stupidity.”

FAI's Decision and Moral Dilemmas

16:34 to 22:21

Exploring the FAI's vote to play and the moral dilemmas facing the players.

“but then more recently 70 % of FAI members voted that these games should go ahead compared to 97 % who voted in favour of a motion to have Israel banned from international competition.”

Scotland's New Coach and Team Dynamics

22:21 to 26:19

Analyzing the impact of Scotland's new coach on the team's approach and player selection.

“And I guess, I was chatting on the radio to Barca Gym about this yesterday, Seb, and he just wants a manager that has a go.”

Upcoming Matches and Player Challenges

26:19 to 28:00

Previewing upcoming international matches and the challenges faced by teams and players.

“but he sort of got jettisoned because he wasn't quite good enough to be fixture in the golden generation so he's but yeah I always enjoy seeing how Scotland get on and this is exciting times for Scotland fans I guess.”

Northern Ireland's Challenges and Georgia Match

28:00 to 32:45

Discussing Northern Ireland's recent struggles, squad changes, and upcoming matches.

“In any, you know, he doesn't need the floodlights, et cetera, et cetera.”

International Football Updates

33:32 to 38:39

Exploring various international football stories, including teams' challenges and player updates.

“So look, we'll look at Zidane's France and Klopp's Germany and Javi's Netherlands, you know, as and when they play.”
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Women's Champions League Coverage Critique

38:40 to 42:00

Critiquing Disney Plus's coverage of the Women's Champions League and its impact on fan engagement.

Social Media and Football Coverage

42:00 to 45:08

Explore the challenges of social media in quantifying audience engagement for football.

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Manchester United's Financial Woes

45:08 to 47:10

Discuss the implications of Manchester United's ongoing financial losses and fan reactions.

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Fan Experience and Drinking Policies

47:10 to 48:54

Debate the impact of potential changes in drinking policies for football fans at matches.

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Listener Emails and Personal Stories

48:54 to 52:02

Read listener emails sharing personal stories and community connections related to football.

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0:00This is The Guardian.

0:30against Israel, both at neutral venues. Scotland have a new manager. Will he have a go? All the home nations in action, plus Zidane taking over France and Klopp picking two squads for Germany. Is doing Paul Watson's World of Football the podcast equivalent of scoring too early in this endless international break? Would you buy a piece of Old Trafford turf for£125? Would you eat a carrot because your favourite footballer eats them? Why was there a dog on the Women's Champions League coverage? All the big questions on today's Guardian Football Weekly.

0:58On the panel today, Barry Glendening, welcome. Hi, Max. Hello, Paul Watson from the Excellent Sweeper podcast. Hi, Max. And welcome, Seb Hutchinson. Hi, Max. Right, let's start with England-Spain. So we start touching on Monday, five withdrawals since Tuchel announced the squad. Palmer, Rice, Maynou, Rashford and Livermantle were pulling out. They brought in two players, James Garner and Morgan Gibbs-White, to fill the absence of those five. Obviously, the dropouts have led to a sort of frantic club versus country debate. I don't know, Seb, how much we can read into it, especially Palmer, Mainu and Rashford, who might have good reason to be slightly annoyed with Tuchel for what happened in that there World Cup.

1:41Seb Hutchinson:Or maybe they just have legitimate injuries. Yeah, possible. They need to have some rest. And the way Palmer started the season, having the summer off seems to have helped him a bit. But it's so difficult at this stage. When we return to international football, and I still have the feeling of the World Cup and how it ended and the disappointment, but then that third-place match, there's something about it that I enjoyed as well and I thought, can all international matches be a bit like this? No, they can't. They can't. We know that already. We don't know about conversations that happen privately between players and the manager.

2:21Seb Hutchinson:He seems to be an open manager in that regard. He would tell people what he thinks of them straight. and that could be part of it. You wonder with Kobe Mainu, for example, I think he was brought as part of the World Cup squad maybe because of his temperament and that he wasn't really going to be that player who was going to cause issues if he wasn't selected because there were opportunities for maybe him to be part of that tournament and it never came to pass even with Henderson getting injured, for example. So it has to be, I think, because of the length of the break, because of the way certain players have started, Mainu's been pretty good as well.

2:55Seb Hutchinson:There is a protection thing. They do have to think long term. If I'm part of this international break and I push myself and it breaks my season, based on the past, I might not be picked by Tuchel again. And in the Morgan Gibbs-White situation, having to be pulled out of your holiday after having the disappointment. And maybe, who knows, for some people, maybe that's a good thing, being pulled out of a holiday with a family. I mean, I can't comment, but all I'm saying is that for this particular situation, he'll just be pleased to be part of the England squad. He deserves it. Yeah, I think he does.

3:27Tugel said he wished he'd eaten some Azteca grass after the Mexico game. And he said, it feels like they're my players now. The World Cup represented something to build on. I'm very excited. I think we got another step closer and I think we're there. Barry, I don't know that's how fans are feeling. I think it's really interesting to see. Obviously, you know, it's a different crowd at this game than the people that follow to a World Cup. But I wonder if the general sentiment is he needs to do something in this game or, you know, there are knives being sharpened.

3:55Max Rushden:It's hard to know. Time will tell what reception he gets. I suspect it will be mixed. But he says he regrets not eating any of the Azteca grass. He certainly ate a big mouthful of this metaphorical pitch in Atlanta. I find the way he's trying to gaslight everyone into thinking that England's failure to close out the semifinal against Argentina, that it was nothing to do with him whatsoever, I find it really strange, partly because it seems to be working.

4:37Max Rushden:and I presumed he would be sacked after the World Cup because we were constantly told he was brought in specifically to do what Gareth Southgate couldn't, get England over the line and win a major tournament. And when he made such a dog's breakfast as the second half of the semi-final against Argentina, when England were really well placed to get to the final, a final they possibly could have won, I think they'd have given Spain a better game than Argentina did. And I read somewhere that Anthony Gordon said various Spanish players at Barcelona told him Spain would, they thought England would have given Spain a much better game than Argentina did.

5:16Max Rushden:I think anyone would have given them a better game than Argentina. So I presumed he would be sacked because he failed to do the job that was asked of him. But because they'd given him this contract extension before the tournament, he hasn't been. maybe he'll learn from what happened at the World Cup and they'll go on and win the Euros which is I don't know but I just find the whole thing weird but I will be very interested to see what kind of reception he does get from England fans because I'm not sure they're buying what he's trying to sell at the moment even if a lot of other people seem to be And Spain feels tough Paul they are good, I'm trying to work out what a good outcome what is a good outcome for tucco here right you know obviously you could like really mix it up and then result doesn't matter you could go listen result is everything here to get us all going well okay or like you could i don't know do you think ahead to like what we didn't do against argentina say pretend you're one nil up and just try and play differently obviously you can't recreate the pressure of world cup semi-final i'm interested how he approaches this yeah i mean i I think we're all looking for a 6-4, right?

6:27That's the precedent here. Our last game was 6-4 against France. We expect a 6-4. I honestly think he's kind of, it depends which way you look at it. He's either on a hiding to nothing or he's got a completely free shot here because honestly, no one really cares what the result is to a certain degree. I think what he would be well advised to do is to get England playing like a side that, you know, like the side that played France rather than the side that desperately tried to sort of scuff their way through to a World Cup final. I actually think Tuchel's done that thing that politicians do. You know when there's a politician and you think, oh, they're out, like there's a scandal and you think, oh, they're gone, there's no way to survive this.

7:05If they can just get out of public sight for long enough, then it kind of dissipates and everyone's like, oh, yeah, there was that thing and actually we were all really angry with that, but they somehow kind of weather it and then they're still there in that job sort of six months after they've given the nuclear codes to another country they're still there somehow and you're like you you didn't go and i feel like tukul's in that kind of position where he he looked like a dead man walking he's now not but i i don't think he's got a huge amount of support from the fans at all in my opinion i think he is gaslighting people if he's saying it's not his fault it was it was very clear if the if the public could have sacked him on the spot after that after that semi-final he was he would have been gone yeah Yeah.

7:46No, that is interesting, isn't it? And then you wonder if actually, does it matter how they do in this Nations League set? Like, do we say really it's, you know, he now has the next... I don't mind if you have him or someone else. It's probably better to say the Euros is yours. Whatever happens in this, it's a tough Nations League. Or like, do you think there is a pressure whereby they get tonked by Spain? This is a bad... It's four games, a lot of games. he has a bad run and they go you know now it's a case where the international break is so long that that people go well the premier league time is a good time for international managers to get sacked you know it's a dangerous time for him the two weeks of premier league football we have before the next international break but like do you do it's interesting it's it's hard to know what

8:31Seb Hutchinson:pressure he's under from the fa well i remember sir gareth he lost to hungary didn't he at thumping at home at Molineux I think it was and I remember at the time the pressure really was on Southgate considering what he'd achieved with England before that I think it matters these games do matter because the public has to build up a narrative don't they that we have to build up a narrative about the England team and where they sit if they play Spain off the park very unlikely but if they play Spain off the park then the expectation is back again and people will look at regret and say well if we'd reach the final if Spain come to Wembley and teach England a lesson and pass the ball around them then I think the pressure's on him because ultimately the standard that England have set and they're a victim of their own relative success is that the only thing England have now is to get over the line and win a trophy it's not a case of celebrating semi-finals like we used to you know growing up a semi-final was a massive thing there'd be documentaries and films about it now it's the bare minimum and the the gutting disappointment to be 1-0 up against argentina in semi-final and having his best finish in a in a major tournament since 66 that's that's what he's been brought in for but because he was given a contract not that long before the world cup you can't really then sack him after the world cup just because of the financial commitment that the fa has made imagine that they've done that and people would think there'd be complaints about that at the same time but say why have you brought this man in giving him a contract he's finished third and then you've sacked him yeah that's true i mean i think the contract didn't the contract came in because they thought premier league clubs were sniffing about i guess so then you kind of do have to make make a call or not barry i mean who would you like to see get some minutes uh for england or maybe you don't really care who gets any

10:26Seb Hutchinson:that's very fair you know i think gordon said he said that england should stop trying to play like spain because it's not in our dna which i slightly laughed at the pure sense that spain you know when it comes quite good you know that yeah they're quite good they win trophies but i get his point because i think it has harmed germany in recent years in particular this strive to maybe be a bit different and to lose your sense but i don't think we tried to play like spain isn't the whole idea we're trying to play like but if we if we played like spain in the last 20 minutes of the argentina game of course then they'd probably then it's a question do we do we have players who can play like spain right i mean that's an interesting well we sort of think of the field is going for 100 million and you think you'd like to have a bit of tiki taka in a 100 million power player wouldn't you but maybe yeah we've got a few of them but um yeah i mean i'd like to see a right back play um that would be nice and we've got one in the squad who's quite famous yeah so uh yeah let's see how that goes for trent if he starts him he'd probably play kwanzaa or konzaa at right back wouldn't he yeah no it's a nice idea isn't he said uh trent anzander arnold came in as a right back i think miles lewis skelly he's quite interesting there's no clamor the england public making this quite a good point i think paul about lewis skelly like there is a clamor for alex scott and Adam Wharton and Cobby Maynard and I like all those players but Lewis Skelly is you know often starting centre mid for the best team in the country after Brighton and uh and yet there isn't this kind of Lewis Skelly clamor but I I might not quite like to see a bit of him I quite like a bit of Ngomoua um I mean I care a bit more than Barry but I'm not I'm not like on tenterhooks to see what the starting 11 is yeah I'd like oh I'd like to see um Alex Scott play but that is just partly my Bristol City head like you know a player that was so brilliant for us it's lovely to see him kicking on as he has also be lovely to see someone from Guernsey in the England team right but we're clutching at straws here a little bit I would also like to see Konza and Kwanza so that we could see if we could get the most rhyming team possible and I think if there is a time for that it's the Nations League right if we could see if we could get an entirely rhyming England team I mean I'm now obviously just trying to think of footballers that rhyme with Konza and apart from Kwanzaa, you know, I am struggling.

12:43But anyway, England Play Check here on Tuesday. Look, we have so much England to talk about in the next few pods, so we'll wait and see what happens on Saturday and digest it on Monday, part two. We'll look at the other home nations and also look at Republic of Ireland against Israel.

13:05Welcome to part two of the Guardian Football Weekly. The Republic of Ireland play Kosovo tonight. All the talk is about their game with Israel on Sunday. More than 160 Irish sports people have signed an open letter by the Irish Sport for Palestine group urging the men's team to boycott their upcoming games against Israel. So they play this Sunday in Hungary. The reverse fixture is in Serbia on the 4th of October. Letter states that the Football Association of Ireland, UEFA and the Irish government should have intervened before this stage, but there is still time to, quote, show the power of sport to unite.

13:34The statement says, putting on the Irish jersey representing your country means something. but the Ireland we want represented is the one that remembers its roots in anti-colonial and anti-imperial resistance, which Irish sport played a large part of. Not playing the game would be the most sporting thing you could do. Through your leadership and courage, it would show the power of sport to unite, remind us of the shared values that connect us all and have an impact far beyond the game. When asked about the games at the squad announcement, the Ireland manager Heimer Halgrimson said, I've said before, we're not playing with genocide.

14:02We're playing against genocide we're playing against israel we're not playing with israel last september an independent un commission concluded that israel has committed and continues to commit genocide against palestinians in gaza israeli authorities have strongly rejected the findings of that report it's been reported that the israel fa are considering filing a complaint to uefa over howkinson's comments in response they posted on x we've contributed to the world and humanity in countless fields earning an impressive number of nobel prizes along the way unfortunately we've not yet found a cure for stupidity, ignorance, and hypocrisy displayed by the Ireland football team coach.

14:36We're not playing with ignorance, hypocrisy, and stupidity. We're playing against the coach who embodies them. It's a lot to ask the players, Barry, who've been put in this position about whether they should play or not. Clearly, other international teams have played against Israel. I don't know if you feel the FAI has done enough. You know, you talked about already on Tuesday's pod about how little coverage there will be of this game. And it does seem to me like it is a very reluctant Republic of Ireland that are turning up for these fixtures.

15:03Max Rushden:Oh, it is. They have said they don't want to play the games or they would rather not have to play the games, but it looks like they're going to. In terms of your first question, I don't think the FAI have done anywhere near enough. I think they've been quite negligent, actually, and it's their fault. The players are in this position, but the players are all grown men with minds of their own, and I think they should be able to do whatever they feel is the right thing. I mean, right, the reason Israel haven't been suspended from UEFA competition is because no one has refused to play them. That's why Russia was suspended, because I think Sweden, Poland and Ukraine, the head of World Cup playoffs, said, well, you're not going to play these guys.

15:49Max Rushden:So UEFA's hands were forced. Israel should be suspended because they have breached FIFA and UEFA statutes because some of their clubs play in occupied Palestinian territories and they fail to implement anti-racism policies. So that's grounds alone for their suspension. But obviously what everyone is concerned about is the atrocities being committed in Gaza, the West Bank and southern Lebanon by Benjamin Netanyahu and his government and army. And I think that by playing Israel, Ireland will be supporting actors, I guess, in a show designed to promote Israeli state messaging. Now, the FAI were very vocal back in November in their efforts to try and have Israel banned from competition, UEFA competition, FIFA competition.

16:44Max Rushden:but then more recently 70 % of FAI members voted that these games should go ahead compared to 97 % who voted in favour of a motion to have Israel banned from international competition. And the talk in Ireland is that FAI higher-ups were bandying about these worst-case scenarios in an effort to get people to vote for these games to go ahead. they were saying that it could be potentially financially ruinous to pull out of the games, that Ireland might lose their position as co-hosts of the Euros if they refuse to play these games. There's no evidence to suggest that this would be the case. I mean, the sporting repercussions of not playing these games against Israel are you lose both games 3-0, you get a fine, you possibly get expelled from the Nations League.

17:42Max Rushden:you can't get promotion to group A because you can't win the group and you wouldn't get a guaranteed draw place in pot two for the Euro qualifiers if they don't finish in the top two of their group. I think there are small prices to pay for pulling out of the game. I don't know what you think. That's just my opinion, by the way. I'm not going to be very angry with the Irish players if they play the game, but I personally think they shouldn't and I would applaud them if they didn't but it looks like that's not going to happen. Nathan Collins is not with the squad. He's injured. Sardaro Shea is the captain and he has said that he and the players will play the game against Kosovo and then the next day sit down and have a chat about this game against Israel and decide if there's going to be some sort of protest symbolic protest or whatever.

18:42Max Rushden:So they still could turn around and say, we're not going to play, but it looks very unlikely. I mean, I think it's almost worse than, say, sporting teams playing South Africa during apartheid. That was really frowned upon. And I almost put this in the same bracket, or I would put this in the same bracket. Yeah, I mean, I don't disagree with anything you've said. I just wonder if the FAI would say they've done more than lots of other FAs, right? You know, you are dumped into this position and sometimes, you know, it's easier to make moral decisions when you don't have to make the decision, if you see what I mean.

19:21But like even voting to ban Israel, lots of FAs haven't done that.

19:27Max Rushden:I think every other FA would have been in support of that motion if it had passed. but when they had to make a decision that where they didn't weren't going to have the cooperation of anyone else they kind of bottled it in my opinion like what i don't think they've done anything really the irish government have said this game these games should go ahead but i think they're afraid of the repercussions of upsetting america if they didn't go ahead and look loads of people in Ireland don't want the games to go ahead. And they have many critics who are vocal in their belittlement of them. They call us Padistinians.

20:10Max Rushden:They call us anti-Semites. And then they engage in whataboutery, which is valid up to a point where they talk about atrocities that are happening elsewhere in the world. Like if Ireland had to play DR Congo, would they pull out with that one? If they had to play Sudan, would they pull out with that one? Their most recent game was a friendly against Qatar who perpetrate human rights abuses. So they have a bit of a point there, I guess. But yeah, my opinion is that Ireland shouldn't play. But I'm not going to stand or thump a pulpit over it. If I could just jump in, I mean, like, even on a footballing level, so league football just returned to Palestine and they called their return tournament the Cup of a Thousand Martyrs.

21:04And that's because a thousand and fourteen Palestinian athletes have been killed by Israel, according to the Palestine Football Federation's figures. and in in the midst of one of these statements there was this this line that just jumped out at me that a palestinian goalkeeper was killed while waiting for humanitarian aid and then you're telling people to go out and play against this nation as if nothing's happened this this very much for me sits it's abhorrent to that notion and it sits very much at the feet of uefa who are the ones saying go out and play this game right i think they have just not made a stand and obviously this has been going on for a long time and we've talked about it before and i think it is now widely understood that you should be able to criticize a government and be this israel and a and a prime minister and a leader without being accused of being against the religion of that country it's not anti-semitic to criticize israel and netanyahu in the same way it's not islamophobic to criticize human rights abuses in qatar or saudi arabia um but we will face you know for the tone of this conversation we will face that criticism i've faced it before on things we've done on this podcast but um i i i don't disagree with anything that anyone has said on this um and like we say tried it is to go on talk about atrocities to talk about football but that's what this podcast is scotland plays slovenia uh in lubliana on saturday a new coach sebastian Pocognoli's first game in charge, having replaced Steve Clarke, first non-Scottish manager since Bertie Vokes, who was in charge from 2002 to 2004.

22:42And I guess, I was chatting on the radio to Barca Gym about this yesterday, Seb, and he just wants a manager that has a go. And I guess... What does that mean, though? Well, I think it means, and this is the interesting thing is... He wants Scotland to play like Spain. Yeah, he wants Scotland to play. No, no. It's not in the DNA, yeah. clearly steve clark got them to major tournaments and like if pocai noli doesn't do that then he's not as good but what he wants i guess is to get there and then just try because you know they looked at what cape verde did in the world cup and they looked at how they approached very difficult games it's not a crime to not get out of that group when you've got brazil and morocco it is an unanswerable question we just have to see how he approaches all of them yes yes and it feels i

23:27Seb Hutchinson:mean he's really freshened up the squad looking at the squad list i mean there's players on there that I've never seen play before myself. So you think about a new wave for Scotland. And I, you know, during the World Cup, probably, and I think what he was getting at, is the fact that when they played Haiti and they were 1-0 up in that game, and they were, in a weird way, hanging on at the end of that match. And I think maybe in their one win in the competition, that was probably the game that summed up how a lot of Scotland fans are feeling in general. Because against Brazil, they were relatively open.

23:59Seb Hutchinson:They tried to give it a go, but they were playing Brazil. That was the problem. So when you say give it a go, it depends on your opponent. I mean, I don't mean just give it away at the back. It's different to give it a go. Give it away. I mean, yeah. So I think in this particular, it is when they're playing teams that they look on the surface that we should be putting on a show. I remember before the World Cup, I watched them play Curacao and they went 1-0 down to Curacao in that friendly match. And you could just feel in the crowd, it's like, here we go again. Here we go. We just can't get a break.

24:29Seb Hutchinson:and everybody was thinking we're going to lose to Haiti. They didn't lose to Haiti. And the fact of the matter is in recent competitions, the fact that Scotland have been at recent competitions, to me, going back to the England debate, is it's that whole situation. If you have a generation of fans who are just like, let's just qualify for something. Now the qualifications are happening. Let's just go out there and express ourselves and show what we can do. But if you look at that latest Scotland squad, you don't see the talent there that is going to enable you to play that way. So it's that Catch-22 situation, and it's not helped, I suppose, from a Scotland point of view.

25:04Seb Hutchinson:It's a grander picture to look at this. If they look at other nations of a similar population size and similar football madness, that they are doing better than them. That's probably what hurts the most out of all this. But that's more credit to what those nations have done. I don't know if it's necessarily possible for Scotland to get to that sort of scenario.

25:22Max Rushden:It is interesting. Like Sab, I looked at the squad list and there are an awful lot of players in there that I've never heard of. A lot of kids. 15 of this squad were not at the World Cup. Now, Craig Gordon obviously retired. Scott McTominay, Shea Adams and Laurence Shanklin are injured. But there's been a bit of a cull. Lyndon Dykes, Ross Stewart, George Hurst, Grant Hanley, John Sutard, Anthony Ralston. all left out. Olly McBurney is included and I think it would be criminal not to include him given how well he's been playing for Hull at the start of the season. During Group A it's going to be tricky but it'll be interesting to see how Pocognoli gets on.

26:13Max Rushden:He was part of the Belgian Golden Generation for a while but he sort of got jettisoned because he wasn't quite good enough to be fixture in the golden generation so he's but yeah I always enjoy seeing how Scotland get on and this is exciting times for Scotland fans I guess. Wales play Portugal tonight Denmark on Sunday got Norway as well feels tricky Paul can you have a group of death in the Nations League I feel there's enough jeopardy isn't it? That's the point of the Nations League. I mean, but also I wouldn't, I don't know you can call that a group of death. What, Portugal, Denmark and Norway?

26:59No, Denmark isn't. No, okay. It's a sort of, it's a pretty underwhelming group, isn't it? It's a group of sort of like, the group of man flu, maybe? Yeah, I mean, dark horses. They're all teams you could call dark horses, I guess. Yeah, Cristiano Ronaldo hanging on in there for Portugal still. What they'll do is, before long, they'll actually have him sit in a chair like a sort of throne that they assemble that they put on the edge of the box on the pitch okay on the edge of the box so that he can just get up when he deigns to take a free kick and he can sort of just sit back down with Roberto Martinez going you're like oh it's finally over and then in comes Jorge Jesus and he's just like another Ronaldo man and you're just like god when will this end?

27:42Ronaldo said I'm a thinker you have to think this is why you see me here now it means I will continue I had a conversation with our president with our coach I still believe I'm able to help the national team to reach what they want and we'll finish when I feel like I'm not doing anything here um well he needs 21 goals doesn't

27:59Max Rushden:he to get to a thousand career goals yeah and he said that's part of his motivation so he's literally saying this is about me um and as far as the Wales game is concerned Wales have a lot of injuries so I think they'll be really up against it here Harry Wilson Nathan Broadhead Carl Darrell Joe Roden Dylan Lawler Ruben Caldwell all out so I think they might struggle I mean a thousand goals is a lot of goals it is a lot of goals yeah I tried to count to a thousand once with a friend when we were in Fiji quite bored alternate numbers and that took a long time were you drunk no actually no we weren't but we got to 474 and then he said 485 we had to start again and we never got going again but you know i wish i had that freedom these days on norway by the way carrot sales are up 25 because erling harland did an advert for carrots um so i mean it's just tremendous he's quite often seen i didn't know this until i looked at it yesterday he's quite often seen just around and about eating a carrot and uh then he did an advert for bunched carrots and uh yeah Yeah, absolutely.

29:12Big news, shot through the roof. So well done to... Good eye for goal. Good eye for goal, absolutely. In any, you know, he doesn't need the floodlights, et cetera, et cetera. Northern Ireland play Georgia tomorrow and Hungary on Monday night. Seb, I asked for a pithy minute on Northern Ireland. Can you deliver it?

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29:31Seb Hutchinson:Yeah, I think so. I think, you know, with Northern Ireland, they're in the second tier of the Nations League. I think for the first time since 2020, post-COVID or during COVID times and I think there's no surprise when you get to the second tier you're going to have tough games and then they start away to Georgia and then home to Hungary and then they play Ukraine in Slovakia as is the way of things. I think Michael O 'Neill's picked a larger squad and I think we look back to England and they haven't picked as large a squad as some other nations and for Northern Ireland to assemble that number of players together is obviously quite difficult.

30:05Seb Hutchinson:I think they've brought three teenagers in it would have been four but one turned 20 recently but one of the talking points has been around Kado O 'Neill who's 18 years old he's at Arsenal he's in Arsenal's youth team and there was a bit of a tug of war between the Republic and Northern Ireland over his services at 18 years of age he's played a couple of friendlies and now in this period if he does feature a couple of times in this period then it's set in stone and he's sort of stated that he's going to be playing in Northern Ireland but when players are that young it's going to be common in those sort of situations that that might arise.

30:41Seb Hutchinson:Creativity again is going to be the issue for Northern Ireland. I say Isaac Price who have been impressed with at West Brom, done a couple of their games, is probably their most creative player. One thing I did notice actually Michael O 'Neill during the World Cup he was part of FIFA's technical team, technical study group at the World Cup and he was quoted it as saying in that because they always do a report based on games that they see it's been going on in fifa tournaments for a while and he said that yeah and he said i think jürgen klinsman's done it before and he said that what stood out for him was how individual quality was deciding matches more than anything else which i just thought was good players win games good players win games and that's the sort of technical insight sometimes well he did very well he did very well you can't knock it like that's a good observation is it it's a bit like herps was on And Herzl was on the radio talking about how Brighton beat Arsenal, and he just said, I just said, win your battles, lads.

31:38And I was like, come on. It's got to be more than I would say on a Sunday, wouldn't it?

31:42Max Rushden:This game between Georgia and Northern Ireland has been played behind closed doors in Tbilisi because Georgia had been sanctioned by UEFA for poor fan behaviour in a previous Nations League encounter against Armenia. but after the draw was made and before the ban was announced I think about 60 Northern Ireland fans had booked their airplane tickets and accommodation to go to the game so they have been given special dispensation to attend so they will be the only ones there technically It's a nice touch Yeah, they had to provide proof of purchase of plane tickets and accommodation booking to the Northern Ireland FA, who then went and lobbied UEFA, and UEFA granted dispensation for them to attend the game.

32:38Yeah, so they're the ones saying to us, hey, the international breaks are the things we're here for. That's a great story. All right, that'll do for part two, part three. We'll do Paul Watson's World of Football.

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33:31Welcome to part three of the Guardian Football Weekly. So look, we'll look at Zidane's France and Klopp's Germany and Javi's Netherlands, you know, as and when they play.

33:41Max Rushden:Sorry, you can file Javi's Netherlands in the Where Is Sergio Ramos these days file. Open a new drawer in that filing cabinet. You see who George's manager is, yeah. Willie Sanyol. Oh, is that right? Willie Sanyol. He's been there ages, hasn't he? His English, he does, when he speaks in English, he does sound like the policeman from Alo Alo. And why shouldn't he? Oh, you had some stories from the sweeper world to share with us. Dominica trying to find a goalkeeper via social media. Yeah, so it's Dominica. I've got four CONCACAF Nations League fixtures coming up. And just before the squad came together, one of their scouts, the head scout, Justin Fevrier, put out a post on Twitter saying, we're looking for a goalkeeper.

34:35And the requirements were you have to have one Dominic parent and trust in your goalkeeping skills. That was it. And it didn't exactly probably make the two goalkeepers they do have feel particularly brilliant. But to be fair, they have two keepers who are very young. they've got Dante Newton and Dwight Eloy who only have one cap between them going into this break so I think they basically sort of panicked a bit and thought I wonder if there is someone out there who has got heritage and is really decent um they actually deleted the post fairly soon after and I hoped it's because they'd found the perfect guy I hope they found some brilliant but I think actually they just got a hell of a lot of time wasters so they deleted it they actually gave Dwight Eloy uh one of their existing keepers the chance to play against Anguilla in a friendly and he kept a clean sheet so maybe it's a competition for places maybe he's thinking i really better be on my game or some guy is gonna tweet yes i'll play and he'll be down here and with his gloves well look and it is a slightly lower level but i was on channel 10 in australia uh doing some a-league stuff and i used the uh uh i abused my position by saying my the melbourne bohemians needed a keeper and marky p came in and he's been excellent for a couple of years he has retired but But, you know, it can work, these kind of these calls.

35:53Talk to me about Zachary Boucher getting his first call up for Madagascar. 34-year-old goalkeeper, always been a decent goalkeeper, played through France's youth system, finally got his international call up for Madagascar, where he has heritage. But he just got time to sort of start celebrating his call up when an old interview emerged with L 'Equipe from 2018, when he had turned down a Madagascar call-up and his quotes were not the best. His quotes were, I am French. I have never been Malagasy. The French national team jersey is important to me. I won't ever wear any other jersey than that one.

36:29So this article didn't massively endear him to people in Madagascar to the extent where the fans were lobbying for him to be dropped from the squad entirely. It was actually reported widely that he had rescinded his call-up, that they'd said, no, don't come. But that wasn't actually true. He's been spotted training with the team they're playing against Nigeria apparently he's training alongside his fellow goalkeepers but he might be the first Can I shock you? Has he tried that? He's probably tried everything by now yeah but he could be the first player ever to come on for his debut and get that kind of booing as if he's sort of playing for another team it's a bizarre thing to have done to have basically I think what it was is when he was younger he must have thought I'm going to play for France I don't have to mess around with Ben from Madagascar and then he must have got to this age of 34 and thought you know what I don't think I am going to get that call for France I'm going to take it and then you will just get called out these days.

37:23Cook Islands playing their first home international in 28 years that's where I wanted us to be based for the World Cup but producer Joel was worried about the wi-fi in the Cook Islands. Just the wi-fi right? Yeah I was just like it looks on the time zone I could do that palm trees I google image the Cook Islands looks pretty pleasant. It's all right isn't it yeah and this is true like a lot of people we moan a lot about you know all sorts like Nations League, pile up of fixtures. But imagine being a national team that hasn't had a home game for 28 years. That is a tough situation there. They're playing Tahiti twice.

37:57They're playing on September 26th and 30th. So they've got these two fixtures. And before that, the last time they played a home game was 1998 when they played against Tahiti. It's quite normal relatively in Oceania to just not have any games. So it's now 750 days since the Cook Islands played their last game. and that game was in World Cup qualification in 2026 World Cup qualifiers. And the Oceania tournament is brutal for the underdogs. They have this first tournament, this preliminary tournament. They just got 90 minutes. That was their entire qualification campaign. They got one game where they lost to Tonga, and that is it.

38:34You are out. And then they have to wait 750 days for this friendly. So however much we complain about fixture pileup. It's hard to build momentum, isn't it? It is. It is. it's really brutal I mean Tahiti also haven't played since March 2025 the worst one is Kiribati who are associate members of Oceano Football Confederation so they don't get invited to all the main UFC tournaments they haven't actually played a match since 2011 it's 15 years since Kiribati had a national fixture and it doesn't look likely to be coming anytime soon they actually put out a call on the eve of the World Cup saying please can someone come and play us we'll take on anyone even Argentina thank you paul uh more from the sweeper pod if you want that sort of stuff uh lots of criticism for disney plus his coverage of the women's champions league that started this week show called the hangout uh tom gary wrote a piece saying the streaming platform drew criticism from some fans for the unusually quirky nature of its analysis show which included the presence of a dog in the studio and a quiz about italy including the questions what's the biggest city in italy what's the italian word for football and a question about what pasta a reporter was cooking i mean it's interesting seb isn't it i looked at a lot of this i've written a piece about this i mean it is a mad picture of you know alex scott and the pundits looking at a big screen which is normally reserved for analysis and it's just a massive plate of farfalle uh and and and obviously a lot of you know i saw floy load hughes tweeting about it katherine back wrote a piece um saying that this would not happen in the men's champions league in the cover of the men's champions league you know and you know however bantery it can get sometimes especially in that cbs studio you're not having a dog you're not having bonnie the dog running around the

40:16Seb Hutchinson:counter to that though i would say is often especially for women's coverage of tournaments in general there's usually just one show or one piece of programming that the money goes to and you have to squeeze everything into that one program and you have to try and appeal to everybody whereas you know in a men's tournament there might be there will be side shows that do it there'll be social media shows now that would do it the key point here is also fan engagement that's what disney will state fan engagement also means any engagement if people are having any sort of interest in something that's that's what matters to broadcasters are people talking about this and disney have just sort of dipped their toe into this market really they don't they're not totally hands-on with all the coverage as such in terms of just the basic technical sides of it all and there have been problems in that area.

41:04Seb Hutchinson:So for them, the fact is being talked about, they won't mind that too much because it's Disney. It's not like this is going to harm Disney as a brand overall. But for the tournament, I also understand the other side of it because people who follow women's football closely, you are in that world where you want things to be taken seriously. You want there to be proper discussions about topics and the tactics of games and the backstories of players. But also when you're trying to grow something, and this is always the case of trying to grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, and getting a new audience, the social media side of it has to play a part.

41:42Seb Hutchinson:It's so different in that regard because of the size of audience. There's a bigger argument, weirdly, for men's football not to engage in that than there is for women's football. No, I see that. But I guess what you don't know is, again, they had two content creators who looked sort of very personable and fun, and, you know, that's the brief. The dog's called Barley Boy, by the way. Yeah, I know. has 82 ,000 more Instagram followers than me, I checked. But, you know, the point being that there is no way of quantifying. I've seen this with bosses who are like, you know, big broadcasters trying to work out how to harness social media.

42:14There is no guarantee that you get an Instagrammer with lots of followers that any of them will pay for a subscription to this service. And also what's interesting is it's much harder to make a funny TV show. I've tried it than it is to do live coverage of football, right? Like, actually, there is a reason why live football, the coverage has basically stayed the same since we were kids. You know, it is host, some ex-pros, build-ups of the game, team news, managers, any knocks, what's going to happen, half-time, what do you make of that, full-time, what do you make of that? And, of course, you can do it well.

42:48You have good hosts and good pundits and whatever. i i understand i totally get your point that you know men's football has the show before the show and the show before the show before the show and after the show and phone-ins and hours of radio you know don't piss off the people that really at the heart of it you can watch curb your enthusiasm if you want if you want to watch chelsea in the women's champions league you want to watch chelsea and you want to know who's playing you don't want to know what pastor you know roberto's cooking

43:15Seb Hutchinson:you know i think these but i do think companies they take those supports for granted don't they they think well whatever we do they'll still watch anyway because they're the core audience and this is a converse sort of way of thinking about and it's quite sad in a way because we know this across football in general that the match going fan the ones that say i'm always going to attend the sort of thing well we'll take we know we've got there i think the subscription model of stuff now also blurred the lines because how people consume football now you think this this competition is on disney plus the streaming service is not on a linear tv channel and you think of say sorts of sky sports or on itv or bbc have linear coverage where people are sat there watching the games live a lot of people are going to be consuming this through clips and moments and if they feel anything can pull people in then that's what they'll do and i think this is the sadness of it is a bit it ages you i guess when you look at stuff like this and you think it's a quick idea to think well this has changed for me but there's also a question to ask maybe younger supporters what they want as well the criticism comes from you know established people in the game or people who you know have championed the women's game for so long i sort of see that but at the same time you have to at some point go whether it's men's or women's football this is the number of people that are going to watch this football match it actually doesn't really matter you're not going to get more by a dog running around.

44:38I mean, it helped Arsenal in that particular game

44:43Seb Hutchinson:because they didn't play very well against H.B. Kerr and needed a 93rd minute penalty to win. But yeah, so sometimes that takes away attention from a team's bad performance, so they don't get analysed as much. And also they cut to an advert in the game, which was a technical problem. That wasn't something they'd planned. Manchester United have reported an annual loss for the seventh successive year. taking the clubs combined losses to 444 million since 2019. These numbers feel meaningless to me. They are raising revenue by selling small clumps of grass. Thomas Tuchel could beat them from the Old Trafford pitch.

45:15They relayed the playing surface for the first time in 14 years this summer. An email to fans has offered them the chance to buy seven by seven centimetre clumps of turf for£125. Barry, are you interested?

45:28Max Rushden:No, not at all. I can't think of any grass I'd pay money for. Maybe a clump out of Croke Park, All-Ireland Final Day on 1994. But no. But I presume there are people who might buy it. And for anyone who inferred the other inference, just say no, I would say. I know Andy Burnham has stated that he may lift what he calls an unfair ban on drinking in the stands at Premier League and Football League matches. And I'm just curious to know your thoughts on that. Do many match-going fans care about whether they're allowed to drink or not? I reckon a lot would. i reckon a lot a lot who you know at half time basically down a pint because they don't have time would love to go and get a pint and have it there for the second half i mean i feel i don't know what you think paul like football is different to cricket where you go it doesn't matter if you miss stuff and you are basically for me i'm you know i don't want to drink before the lunch interval i'm not an animal but then i wouldn't mind a few in the afternoon it's a slightly different an experience i tend to not need a pint during a football match but i can see a lot of people liking it yeah no i think it probably would be quite a big deal to quite a lot of people but um yeah yeah i mean as you said certainly different to cricket isn't it cricket part of the experience is is supposed to be that people go off on a drinks run come back six wickets are down but they've got the pints with them in football um yeah i i don't know personally i don't think it would um it would make a huge amount of difference to me but i think there'll be a lot of people who be very happy yeah i think you would need like to be in like the box park stand there are stands where when you score you're not going to throw your pint and when you score you are going to throw your pint because i wouldn't want you know i wouldn't want that to throw your pint stand is a hard sell though isn't it i don't think a lot of people will be in it i think a lot of people let me finish with a couple of emails uh you know and which covers all human life and he got in touch to say dear max barry and the gang i've been listening since way back in the james richardson glory years i mean some call them that uh but first time emailing in i rarely miss an episode i've managed to indoctrinate a number of friends and family into the world of football weekly my friend chris was a particular fan and on shared car journeys to tuesday night seven aside we'd always catch up on the latest football results but also on the latest hot takes from jordan grumbles from barry and tired anecdotes from max do you mean anecdotes about me being tired or old anecdotes that I'm repeating.

48:03Both are boring, so that's fine. And he continues, tragically, Chris passed away in January this year, which has left a massive void in the lives of his friends, family, and partner, Steph. Chris really was one of the good guys, kind, humble, and mild-mannered, and also one hell of a number eight. Chris was due to run the Nottingham Half Marathon this Sunday with his brothers-in-law, but in his absence, a group of 10 friends and family have decided to run the Nottingham Half Marathon in his memory. We're raising funds for the Nottingham Forest Foundation, with all funds going towards their mental health and well-being program.

48:33Tricky to talk. Any donations would be greatly appreciated. If you happen to be in Nottingham on Sunday morning, keep your eye out for a bunch of bedraggled runners wearing Forest Foundation No. 8 shirts. Much love, Andy. Thank you, Andy. I'll post out your crowdfunder on Instagram and Twitter and Blue Sky, but it is crowdfunder in memory of Chris Moore. If you just want to go and Google that, and we send you all our love. A seasoned half-marathon runner.

48:57Max Rushden:could I just implore them don't don't start too quick don't start because even if you deliberately start slow you're almost certainly still going too quick so slow and steady at the slow and steady noted now resident athlete uh there now Barry James in Ontario Terrier has got in touch and and I would say the best pre-wedding email we've received is long James here avid listener for well over a decade first time responder lifelong Aston Villa fan soon to be married man on the 25th of september i'll be marrying the love of my life merit at the little church of the west in las vegas i've always felt a certain kinship with barry's vision of middle age as he's ambled through it and i found myself drawing an increasing number of parallels with my own i seem to have followed broadly the same path as barry moving far from home in pursuit of love following merit to ottawa in the soon-to-be 51st state i was fortunate enough to find love and be blessed with two beautiful daughters but as i sit alone in the frozen wastelands on the edge of Lake America, contemplating life as a middle-aged man.

49:58The only real difference between us is that while we both seem destined to die slow, insignificant deaths in front of Match of the Day, I have a partner in the other room watching Love Island on the comfy sofa. The biggest differentiator being that I've had to buy twice as much food as I got to eat along the way. At this pivotal juncture in my life, I turn to Barry and the team, hopefully for well wishes, but more likely for some salient advice shot straight from the hip. Barry's unlikely to feel quite the same bond with me as I do with him. he is after all a leader of many after a world win 16 year engagement the early excitement mystery and optimism have naturally been replaced by shared calendars administrative discussions about the children and the occasional cold war over who loaded the dishwasher incorrectly and yet in what can only be described as a spectacular failure to learn from the experience of others we've decided to formalize the arrangement all that remains is barry seal of approval so if max barry and the team could give merit and me a wedding shout out before the 25th of september it would genuinely mean a lot it may in fact be the my first and final public shout out i'm unlikely to be writing in for the traditional post vasectomy mention even though we already have kids statistically speaking this marriage is unlikely to last forever particularly looking at some of the famous names who've tied the knot at this chapel before us i'd hate to rule out the possibility of one day disappointing a new younger wife so i'd appreciate the shout out before it's too late and marriage middle-aged malaise the wildlife or the canadian public health care finally gets the better of me

51:20Max Rushden:James thank you James well James seemed to know me really really well and yet doesn't know me at all I would say I didn't move far away from home for love I moved far away from home for employment and I think we have very little in common because he's found love he has children I haven't and don't but I wish him and merit every success I like the idea of a Vegas wedding and the only advice I could give James is that if you're arguing over who filled the dishwasher incorrectly, just take the hit. It was you. Whether it was you or not, it was you. Yeah, but sometimes it's hard. When a chopping board's on top of everything, sometimes it's hard.

52:07Max Rushden:Pick your battles, James. Pick your battles. You're absolutely right. Good luck, James and Merritt. All I love to you and that'll do for today. Thanks, everybody. Thank you, Paul. thank you

52:17Seb Hutchinson:thank you Seb yeah Haji's Romania manager by the way and he's taking on Graham Potter battle of the talented left footers yeah of course thanks for that thank you Barry thank you we did it first one out of the way five more to go Football Weekly is produced by Rory Simon and Jesse Howard the executive producer is Joel Grove we'll be back on Monday

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