In short
England’s women reach the Euro 2025 final after a 2-1 extra-time win over Italy, then the panel discusses the final’s likely opponents (Spain/Germany), plus club football: Arsenal’s transfer plans, Premier League title contenders, and Rangers/European qualification news.
Guests (panelists)
Nicky Bandini (football writer, comms from the match), Noreen Chowdhury (journalist), Jordan Jarrett-Brien (writer), Nick Ames (reported from Geneva), plus additional discussion segments with other panel members.
Key claims
- England were “laboured” and not convincing for long spells, but substitutions—especially Michelle Agyemang—changed the game.
- The late penalty was “soft” but still a foul; VAR wouldn’t overturn it.
- England’s resolve and Serena Wiegman’s late-game pragmatism are decisive.
- Agyemang’s breakthrough matters for representation, but the bar for black players’ recognition is unfairly higher.
Notable examples
- Agyemang equalised after a late corner; she then nearly won it with a lob in extra time.
- Chloe Kelly scored the rebound after a saved penalty.
- Jess Carter received a strong reception after coming on late.
- Arsenal: Zubimendi, “Xokarez” (close), Mascara, Kepa as backup, and a need for a striker/left winger.
- Crystal Palace appealed their European demotion; Rangers beat Panathinaikos 2-0.
Written by AI. May contain mistakes. Listen to the episode to check what was said.
Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOEngland's Dramatic Euro Semi-Final
1:01 to 1:32
Exploring England's nail-biting victory against Italy in the semi-final.
“And we all know the worst part of being the one who fronts the money for the passes or housing.”
England's Dramatic Euro Semi-Final
2:44 to 3:19
Exploring England's nail-biting victory against Italy in the semi-final.
“Joining us from Geneva was at the game last night, Nick Ames.”
Match Dynamics and Key Players
3:19 to 4:52
Discussion on match performance, key players, and tactical observations.
“I haven't got a clue what it means either, Max.”
Penalties and Controversies
4:52 to 6:54
Analyzing the penalty incident and the controversy surrounding it.
“It was tactically spot on from a team that is technically inferior.”
Fan Reactions and Game Atmosphere
6:54 to 9:12
Reactions from fans during key moments of the match and overall atmosphere.
“But I think the ones that was given, VAR was never going to overturn it because unfortunately, as much as it breaks my heart, it is a foul.”
The Impact of Young Players
9:12 to 11:40
Highlighting the contributions of young players like Adjumang.
“Vaffan Kula on camera and that was the bit where I was like, yep, he's lost his head here.”
Diversity in Women's Football
11:40 to 14:02
Discussion on diversity issues within women's football and representation.
“Noz, you wanted to talk about Ajime who has had such an impact in the last couple of games.”
Inspiration and Expectations in Women's Football
14:02 to 16:42
Exploring the pressure on minority players to excel and inspire others.
“individual in terms of game, even though she's so young and even though she's so early in her career.”
Coaching Strategies and Game Management
16:42 to 19:15
Discussion on coaching decisions and their impact on match outcomes.
“sort of people of colour who are heroised?”
Italy's Journey and Future Prospects
19:15 to 22:45
Analyzing Italy's performance in the tournament and future challenges.
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England's Success and Tactical Approaches
22:45 to 25:06
Examining England's consistent performance and tactical decisions.
“Meanwhile, Nick, England, this is their third major final in a row.”
Kit Controversy and Aesthetic Choices
25:06 to 26:40
Debating the visual appeal and decisions behind team kits.
“And I mean, I don't know if this is, you know, biased, but I thought at least the England third kit is that or second kit is kind of nice.”
Arsenal's Summer Transfers Analysis
29:11 to 30:59
Discussion on Arsenal's transfer business and team mentality.
“Nicky and Jordan are both here, of course.”
Mentality in Football and Player Dynamics
31:03 to 33:06
Exploration of the concept of mentality in football and player dynamics.
“Yeah, I think mentality and winning is such a hard thing to pin down in football, isn't it?”
Manchester United's Transfer Strategy
33:07 to 35:51
Insight into Manchester United's approach to transfers this window.
“It's the last thing you'd want a friend to be.”
Premier League Title Contenders
35:52 to 39:09
Debate on which teams are truly capable of winning the Premier League.
“Whereas I am intrigued about Liverpool's almost change of tack.”
Potential Surprises in the League
39:10 to 40:21
Speculations on potential surprising performances in the season.
“There wasn't even a joke from Jordan or Nicky saying and not United.”
Endless Football: Champions League Insights
43:08 to 44:16
Exploration of the never-ending football calendar and its implications.
“I think the Champions League, maybe I'm the one being naive on the day.”
Crystal Palace's Europa League Appeal
44:16 to 46:20
Discussion on Crystal Palace's appeal and the implications of their demotion.
“Yeah, it's an interesting one, actually.”
Football Regulator: A New Era?
46:20 to 49:16
The introduction of a football regulator and its potential effects on clubs.
“Is there anyone on the panel that just doesn't feel bitterly sorry?”
Analyzing Last Season's Predictions
49:16 to 53:15
A review of the accuracy of last season's football predictions by panelists.
“and the people who are against it are the ones that you would suspect are having quite obvious vested interests.”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:00This is The Guardian.
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1:41Nicky Bandini:Hello and welcome to the Guardian Football Weekly. Oof, England into the final of the Euros. They were seconds away from being knocked out, but let's face it, the 96th and the 119th minutes are not bad times to score. England weren't great, flat in the first half, better in the second without creating much, and we called for it on Monday. Get it launched to Adjumang, Michelle Adjumang with another crucial goal. She almost won it in extra time with a beautiful lob before Chloe Kelly, hero of the last Euros, scored the rebound after her penalty was saved. It was soft, but it was given agony for the lime greens, as the Italians have always been known.
2:12Nicky Bandini:Also today we have an Arsenal contingent on the pod So we'll discuss Jochenrez and the rest of their spending In other transfer news Is Emi Martinez going to Man United Is Johan Wisser joining the Brentford exodus And Granit Xhaka's the next man going to Sunderland Rangers start their season with a win in the Champions League Palace appeal their European relegation And the regulator is now the law Someone with far too much time on their hands Has rated our previews of last season As always we'll answer your questions And that's today's Guardian Football Weekly
2:44Nicky Bandini:On the panel today, Nicky Bandini, welcome, commiserations. Morning, thank you. Noreen Chowdhury, hello. Hello. Jordan Jarrett-Brien is here. Hey, Jordan. Morning, mate. How are you? I'm very good. Joining us from Geneva was at the game last night, Nick Ames. All right, Nick. Hello, Max, yes. Yeah, good. Luke says, has Barry taken the week off because it's coming home? Yeah, here we go again. England two, Italy one. Nick, you were there. I mean, it was a sort of another, it was very similar in a way, I guess, to the Sweden game where England didn't really turn up for quite a lot of it, but I don't know if that matters anymore.
3:15Nicky Bandini:I don't know what that means, but it doesn't matter. We're in the final. I haven't got a clue what it means either, Max. That was absolutely bonkers, wasn't it? Just another of those nights of white knuckle tournament football in a stadium here in Geneva that is brilliant for holding the noise in. So it was another full house, 26 ,000 or so, I think. and England fans and Italian fans as well in tremendous voice. And by the end, everyone is just shattered yet again for the second time in five days. And what does it mean? You can look at it in two ways, that this team has got such a resolve and certainty and confidence that they can find that way throughout the end, even though for long periods they have frankly, I mean, England were laboured all night, really.
4:07I don't really think they had a good spell or a sparkling spell in the game. There's a couple of chances first half. I think Toon had one, James, who went off at halftime. A couple of chances for Lauren Hemp shortly after the interval. And apart from that, it was all scratchy, scratchy, desperate stuff. And Adjurman comes on. And then what I loved about her equaliser, which came straight after England had had a corner in about the 94th and 95th minute and the keeper Hampton's up and we're all like, okay, this is the moment, this is going to be the one. And then she, you know, Chloe Curley, fantastic player, but she puts it in the side and it was face palms or invisible face palms everywhere.
4:57And you think that's it and then a few moments later um yeah to go back to my train of thought adjur man it gets cast almost as this battering ram agent of chaos but the composure for a 19 year old to connect a loose ball in the box a moment like that when it's on the line and the whole country is watching you two whole countries are watching you and not to snatch at it but to take the touch and pick the spot and drill it 19 years old i've not not played much that much domestic football at all except out on loan at brighton absolutely extraordinary so then the the lid goes off the whole place obviously like the subs are cascading down the byline you know the the touchline the classic scenes and then you think okay they're going to do this now on italy who i mean i'm sure nicky will talk a bit more about but were fantastic i thought they were so well jordan and played it nearly perfectly.
5:56It was tactically spot on from a team that is technically inferior. They looked out on their feet, and then fast forward, Adjumang again shows what a wonderful, subtle player she is too by lobbing against the Woodward, which was a fantastic effort. And then you think, we've got the penalty rigmarole again, you're all ready for that. And then it did take a penalty, but only one penalty, and kind of a bit of a penalty, because Chloe Kelly steps up and again just puts it not wide enough of a keeper parried she's sharp enough to rebound and then all hell breaks loose again and still trying to make sense of it are you are you coming down on the side of it's written in the stars they they still always find something or is it more they're going to get found out by quite possibly spain on sunday who are quite capable of dishing out a clinic if you're on a sort of five or six out of ten which england had been for most of the tournament.
6:54Nicky Bandini:I mean that penalty Nikki it is so soft isn't it I mean I'm I'm watching it delighted that it's been given and then I just don't see in maybe I don't see enough replays but it's one of those where you think if that if that was against me I'd be pretty I mean the Italian manager was furious and I I would have been. Yeah I don't know what to say with the penalty I think it's one of those that it is a foul if you do it somewhere else in the pitch it is a foul she is grabbing her and I do think Severini initiated the contact even though there was some contact both ways when I watch it back I think she does um it's one of those fouls that um I think a lot of referees in the penalty area in the semi-final with two minutes left of extra time a lot of them are going to go you know what it's not it's not worth it I think a lot of referees wouldn't have given it and I think a lot of referees I think any referee who hadn't given it I don't think VAR would have overturned it I don't think it would have been clear and obvious uh to the VAR booth if it hadn't been given.
7:50But I think the ones that was given, VAR was never going to overturn it because unfortunately, as much as it breaks my heart, it is a foul. I think it's really hard. It's really easy to say it's soft because I think it was soft. And I think if it had gone the other way, I think you would have absolutely had everyone in England kicking off about it. So it's completely fair to call it soft this way. But I think it's one of those that is soft and feels worse because of when it is and how it happens in the context of the match rather than because it's an outrageous call. It isn't an outrageous call.
8:23I think there is a foul there. It's just a soft one.
8:26Nicky Bandini:Yeah, Mark Lackenberg, I'm not sure who he was broadcasting for, said he wouldn't have given it because that's not how to decide a game, which is clearly not how referees are meant to referee football matches. That's not how it works. Jordan, you were at Croydon Box Park. You have our sympathies. How much beer was flying around when that penalty, when the rebound went in or when Adjumang scored? Lots of gin and tonics more so than beers, if I'm being honest. But not as much beers as you probably see in some of the men's games. I mean, the best moment of this whole game for me, guys, wasn't even necessarily the winner from Chloe Kelly.
9:03It was, and I lived in Italy for five years, it was when the Italian manager, I think it was when the penalty was conceded. Obviously, we can't hear what he's saying, but I'm pretty sure I saw him mouthed Vaffan Kula on camera and that was the bit where I was like, yep, he's lost his head here. I thought this was a really, really good game, but for maybe not all great reasons. I thought England, for large parts of the first half, were actually quite poor. I think Lauren James had a couple of half chances that she could have done better with maybe. Roosa had a poor miss. But I thought the tempo from England, for large parts of the game, was really just tepid and slow.
9:39And I was really disappointed with the lack of intensity from their play. it took them quite a long time 70 minutes onwards I noticed before they really just thought sod it as you love to say match get it launched but also get go two at the back they had three and even four at the back for way longer than they needed to Italy weren't a massive threat so they didn't need to have three or four players at the back just got you know get push another player from defence into midfield and that really annoyed me one of my favourite things probably my favourite thing in football is a great first touch and forgive me I forgot my Italian player's name who scored but for her goal that first touch is so so good and even as you're behind her her first touch as nick mentioned was really good just get it out of her feet and a great strike which is double nutmeg so when you know when the gods are with you the gods we've got another day that gets blocked by the defender or the goalkeeper so um you know the luck and the fortune was definitely with her on on that particular moment but i think for england if they're gonna win this final be it spain or germany they'll have to play a lot better because i don't think in large parts they actually played that well i think they were quite fortunate and had italy not lost their heads in that last 10 minutes there was an opportunity when a player had a chance to either run into the corner or pass it inside to two of her colleagues the player shot and it went wide and i thought to myself i'd be absolutely spitting blood if i was the italian manager because that's an opportunity where you've just got to run into the corner and run the clock down um and and then you never know i think the penalty is a clear penalty i'd slightly disagree with both of you i think it's a it's a quite obvious penalty and i think it's an example of them again just panicking and not keeping their composure and if england are going to do better in the final definitely if it's spain they play in the final they'll have to play a lot better and my final point would be that there's this whole discussion around whether serena vignan is getting a selection right or wrong because she seems to be getting it right in that she's rectifying it with her substitutions but i don't know if that can always work i don't know if that's always going to get you through because as i mentioned i don't they played particularly well until Chloe and Ajime Zane came on in that second half and changed the game and I also love how raw those two players are, Chloe and Ajime Zane feel like they're not FA groomed tactical players, they feel like they're very off the cuff, just give me the ball I'm going to do something a little bit raw, I'm going to take on a player, I'm going to be a little bit rogue and I kind of like that about those two players as well.
12:00Nicky Bandini:Noz, you wanted to talk about Ajime who has had such an impact in the last couple of games. Yeah, completely she really feels as if she's had this breakthrough tournament and just like looking at the fact like she, her debut was so recent and she scored like, is it three goals in four games or something? It's amazing. But I think especially in the context of like this issue about diversity and particularly in the women's game and also in the context of Jess Carter's experiences and racism on social media. The other day I was reading an article in The Guardian by Anita Asante. It was from 2022 and she was basically talking about the lack of diversity in the women's game and in particular the lack of black players.
12:45And it was so predominantly white. She cited loads of reasons that that might be the case. One being how white the coaching set up is in the women's game. Another one was about how WSL teams seem to have copied the men's game in terms of having training facilities in rural areas, in suburbs. And obviously those are predominantly or far more white compared to inner city areas. And then you get into a whole issue about how difficult it is for certain demographics to travel to training and travel to trials. so um and and at that time when when she and other people people sort of brought this up obviously the england team were doing really well and and they experienced a big backlash to that okay oh it's all on merit we're like why are you bringing this into it which is obviously sort of like uh really stupid headed but i think i think when you when you've got a breakout style like i think it's that thing of if you see yourself in the people who are having success if you see yourself on the pitch and becoming sort of national heroes and almost transcending the sport in some way, that can inspire.
13:57And I think that's what's particularly exciting about Adjaman in terms of like, hopefully she already feels as if she's going to be a transcendent sort of like individual in terms of game, even though she's so young and even though she's so early in her career. But like, it's just exciting the fact that this could sort of like, you could have like Lots of girls of different sort of demographics that sort of look at her and plays like her and kind of think, well, actually, like I finally see someone like me on the pitch doing it. So I think that's what I find most exciting about that. I think it's just a shame that we have to have someone like Ajman who has to be excellent and almost a star to inspire other girls to want to be in this particular England set up.
14:41I would love it to just her just to be a squad player and just not the not getting the you know the crucial goals um for that to be enough to just be able to see her on the bench for example she's a phenomenal player and she's a great talent she's doing really really well but it just feels like the bar for there has to be a a star player a black star player for that to inspire other f minority girls and and I think that's that's a shame why can't she just be an okay player and that be enough do you know what I mean for her to inspire other girls and other generations to want to be England footballers.
15:13They feel like we need this pin-up star. If she hadn't have scored yesterday, would the conversation be around inspiring other black girls, other British Asian girls into wanting to be footballers? Do you know what I mean? I feel that just the bar of expectation for inspiring other girls, for black girls, is so much higher than everybody else. And I just think that's so unfair. But you know as well as I do, Jordan, that that's always been the case. Of course. Any person of colour or any sort of ethnic minority, it's not – sadly, and this pisses me off as much, I'm sure, as it does you, being mediocre is seen as being less than mediocre.
15:53And it's this idea of – it almost relates to the good immigrant thing of you have to be exceptional and then you're accepted and then you're heroised. but if you're just at a level where, say, a white player is, then suddenly you're not one of the good ones. And I think, sadly, that's the nature of things. And what I'd hate is if you've got a situation now where you've got players who are legitimately complaining about racism on social media because of the colour of their skin and I don't want basically thinly veiled racists to turn around and say, oh, well, look at Anjiband, she is getting all the praise, which is a totally wrong-headed way of looking at it.
16:37But it sort of points to what you're saying in terms of like, why does it always have to be exceptional sort of people of colour who are heroised?
16:46Nicky Bandini:Nick, there's an interesting discussion about Wiegmann and her changes and when she makes them and when she brought, you know, Kelly and Ajermang on and whether she should do it half an hour earlier or actually you wait until, you know, the Italians are knackered and A, think, oh, we're close here and then you sort of hit them with the chaos, as Jordan called it. Because at the time you're thinking you've got to change something. I felt like I'm yelling at Vigman, like I'm yelling at Southgate. Yeah, completely. I'll talk about one of the changes first in the context of the very instructive discussion that we've just had because it's worth pointing out that Jess Carter did come onto the pitch right at the end.
17:24She had been named among the subs. She came on towards the end and, you know, it can get lost in the milestone of those late moments of a chaotic game like that but she got an absolutely incredible reception which was just a a really nice moment i think and a deserved moment and at the start of the game as well it was quite well documented the then the players opted not to to take the knee because i think they they're looking for more substantive action rather than gestures and and i think we we have to go along with them on that because they know how they feel and how the situation has affected them and yes and um the subs instead linked arms on the touchline in in you know a a visible show of solidarity so so that was a really important and good moment that you know can can get lost in the swirl regarding the other subs yeah i i mean people with like 15 20 minutes to go were definitely starting to agitate but even to start shaking things up a bit more they were toiling as as as we've all said already um but she does seem to time it well and to be fair um the game breakers came on and broke the game and i think you just have to trust that they understand how long certain players can go for they've got the data they've got the stuff like that and they they can see signs in the opposing players when their tiring which Italy were clearly I think in the last 10 minutes or so and I think yeah you kind of can only trust the managers now and judgment in terms of the timing of those subs because it's it's worked out so far quite spectacularly.
19:07It always comes to this over and over again in football doesn't it we as journalists reporters broadcasters storytellers we always come down in the end to having to fill our narratives around what actually happened on the pitch right and yeah and similar things happened um actually with the england men's team didn't they the euros when you've got goals coming out of nowhere in injury time suddenly a tournament that could have been a terrible tournament becomes an all right tournament and and i think this tournament for for england does feel like one that has been on the margins of being a very different tournament and now they could still win the whole thing and yeah that's partly the the stories we you have to tell it's partly the reality of sport and great players who have great moments and in all this conversation about Agyemang I think worth saying you shouldn't just score a goal and almost score a second incredible goal she also held the ball up she also worked for the team she also put herself she was really impressive I mean something else for a teenager but of course I feel like because we haven't really talked about it from the Italy lens and I do want to bring that into it as well because they've had an extraordinary tournament I do remember at the start of this tournament chatting with Susie and saying could they be a dark horse and I was being a bit optimistic but I didn't I didn't think they could win it I certainly didn't think that I would have been not putting them in the conversation even really to get to a final so I think the semi-final was the top of the ambitions and and ultimately they were moments away from from getting this across the line and going to the final in some ways I wonder if almost like Inter in the Champions this season where the story almost looks worse because you go to the final and get hammered almost in some ways could this end up being a happier ending for them because I think if they go to that final without Gilelli who is looking very much like she's pulled the hamstring losing that sharp end say it's Spain again Spain already outplayed them pretty comprehensively in the groups but they managed to make it scary for Spain because they had that sharp edge if they lose that sharp edge does it become something else but I do think it's a remarkable remarkable tournament for Italy um it has a bit of bittersweet for me because when I look at it and I just had this really fascinating conversation earlier between Jordan and about um representation and how much that matters I mean obviously this is going to be a huge uh sliding doors moment I think of opportunity for Italian football because this is an amount of focus that really hasn't been on the women's game probably since the 2019 World Cup in Italy and bear in mind Italian football women's football has gone professional since then but then I look at the stars of this run and yes Sofia Cantore has been magic and she's off to Washington I think she's going to be a great player for a number of years but Cristiano Diarelli is 35 Barbara Bonansea who of course scored iconic gold against Australia in 2019 she's 34 that Juventus attack all three of them were at Juventus together this season might not be part of the story at the next uh the next major tournament the next world cup so so there is a question hanging over it of whether or not this group can carry it forward with quite the excitement that you want them to and so it falls to is the italian football federation going to do everything it can to capitalize on this moment and and galvanize the movement and get more more girls and and young women involved and that's the bit that i wish i had more faith in the italian football federation in general than I do at the moment.
22:32So we'll see on that front. But it definitely has been a tournament that I think has captured the imagination more than anything since 2019, which is an opportunity at the very least for Italian football.
22:46Nicky Bandini:Meanwhile, Nick, England, this is their third major final in a row. And it's Serena Wigman's fifth in a row. I mean, that's actually extraordinary, isn't it? Yeah, she knows how to do it. She's a winner. And just even the way she answers questions in press conference afterwards, just so calmly and authoritatively, and it's almost like, okay, what are we all worrying about? She's got that edge and that self-assuredness, and also that sheer pragmatism and sort of dogmatism almost that you need. She's completely certain about the way she wants to do things and the way that England should approach these very hair-raising situations.
23:27and yeah like you know her record is completely almost unimpeachable i i think if they'd gone out last night which they almost did and by the way we haven't mentioned that that there was a massive moment four minutes before the 90 when um when when hannah hampton made a astonishing point blank save from i think it was severini who later conceded the pen if i'm not wrong and that would have sent england out would have given italy the win that at that point they deserved frankly um i think if that moment goes another way they're out and and they'll and there's a bit of an inquest about what we've talked about already some of the performances some of the lack of patterns some of the way that you know a lot of a play for me in my last few games has gone gone a bit aimlessly down the channels at times there's not been that that structure that sophistication um but at the end of the day we even gets it done and that's because she knows how to do it and it's an astonishing record and now we'll have to see whether she can go one better on Sunday and I'm going to the Spain journey game tonight very interested to see how that goes an informed Spain team that does give you a chance at the back but normally blows you away at the front against a Germany team that has you know shown a lot more doggedness in getting this far than maybe we expected of this particular Germany side and missing a few key players too so I'm off to that after this and then you know hoping to see a few signs that if England do get it together on Sunday in a way that they haven't really yet then Serena can be
25:06Nicky Bandini:lifting another trophy we haven't really touched on the most important part of the evening it was anyone else as outraged as I was to see England Italy not be white shirts against blue shirts I mean I this it really it just because you know it just takes you you're just watching it going this game could look more, every moment of it could look more spectacular than it is. And I mean, I don't know if this is, you know, biased, but I thought at least the England third kit is that or second kit is kind of nice. Like the Italy one is, it's an abomination. What are they doing? I was very sad about it, Nikki.
25:38So that kit is a deliberate choice to have a kit that is specifically for the women's team. It's a kit that was designed to, there's a kit that the men's team don't wear, the women's team do wear to give them something that's I guess um unique to them I tend to agree I don't really love the color there's a lot of um marketing waffle that came with it about it representing certain art styles and mint colors which represent the natural world I don't know a lot of that read to me like Adidas trying to flog some shirts but um what minty world are they
26:07Nicky Bandini:living in the land of Colgate what is this what is this extra Wrigley's extra world that we live in but yes it upsets me. Chris also says, should we watch the final on BBC with Robin Cowan on comms or on ITV with Seb Hutchinson and Lucy Ward? It's a football weekly split. Impossible. How do we make that choice? How do we choose? We have to get two tellies and listen to them all. Anyway, that'll do. We'll obviously cover Germany, Spain on tomorrow's pod but that'll do for part one. Thanks Nick. You have a nice day. Thank you mate. I'll try. Good stuff. Fnick Ames there out in Geneva. Here we go at the Germany-Spain game tonight.
26:46Nicky Bandini:That'll do for part one. Part two, we'll begin talking Arsenal.
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28:03Nicky Bandini:Welcome to part two of the Guardian Football Weekly. Huge news, everybody. on the 11th of September we are doing a live show our first one for two years we're at the Troxie I think hopefully not because nobody wants to come or wanted to come for two years geography being the main issue we're playing the Troxie in London we would like you and almost 2 ,000 people to come along seems ambitious how much time we got? basically two months to flog these tickets but I don't want to sound desperate it will sell fast we will have a brilliant panel, of course, and try and get in some cameos, a big half-time show.
28:42Nicky Bandini:If you are not unable to come to London, you can live stream it from wherever you are sitting, so every single person listening to this can come, basically. So just don't let us down. I don't want to be angry. I'd just be disappointed. Theguardian.com slash footballweeklylive. It will be lovely to see you all the 11th of September at the Troxie in East London. We'll put a link in the pod description. We'll put it all over the Instagram. I'll tweet about it every hour and annoy everybody. Let's do a bit of Arsenal. Nicky and Jordan are both here, of course. Are you happy with business so far, Jordan?
29:17Nicky Bandini:Yes. Yes, I am happy with what we've done so far. We've addressed, I think, some key holes that are going to be needed to be filled if we're going to win this prep down Premier League. I think Zubimendi is a phenomenal signing. I think he might actually prove to be the better signing in a weird way than Xokarez which is he's all but done, I think he's a lovely player that I think will just bring the dynamics into our game that I think we need in the middle Mascara deal I think has been done I think that's a future proofing signing for the next couple of years but it's a good backup there Kepa I'm not a big lover of but I think as a number two, I think you're going to struggle to get a better number two goalkeeper than Kepa I would like a left winger that's me being a bit greedy we've spent like a billion pounds already but I would like a left winger because I'm not convinced that Martinelli and Trossard are the answers if the bar now is to win the title of the Champions League I don't know if you do it with one of those two as you're starting left winger but otherwise I think Arsenal are looking like they're very very strong defensively we've always been good I mean defensively I think we're pretty solid I think the problem has been just creating a little bit more and having that guy that can put the ball in the back of the net in those really key moments across the season.
30:32And also depth. It's four competitions. It's a long season. I think the depth, I think we're seeing addressed by Liverpool, Man City, Chelsea and Arsenal. I think they know there's a lot of games coming this season. So I think that's something I'm really pleased that we have, that we've addressed. But I think mentality as well before Nicky comes in. I think mentality is equally an issue as just transfers. We can buy great players. That's all well and good. But I think the Arsenal mindset has to really change somehow. They have to really go to somewhere this season that have not been before if they really want to get the job done.
31:03Yeah, I think mentality and winning is such a hard thing to pin down in football, isn't it? Like I've heard a lot of this from people in the reporting of the Gokre Shining, oh, is it mentality monster? It's everyone's favourite phrase, mentality monster coming in. But I mean, he's certainly used to winning, isn't he, from sporting. And of course, Madweke now arriving as a world champion from Chelsea. I mean, that feels a very odd way of framing it. But hey, they did just win something. I think I'm the same as Jordan. It's hard not to feel good about this summer if the Gookarist deal gets across the line.
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31:36I think last time I came on, Max, you asked me about Arsenal's transfers and I was saying, well, I really need a striker before I'm going to feel good about it. And this deal that seems to drag on forever and ever, at time of recording, we're still waiting for it to be official, but it does sound like it's very close now. So it just is a big issue and it has been a big issue. And I think no matter which way you cut it and no matter how much love I can have as a fan for Mikel Moreno, that's not the player you want starting up front as your number nine in key points of the season on a consistent basis.
32:09So certainly getting that number nine in is a big thing. I think the greedy part of me almost goes, okay, that's the number nine we want as our first choice number nine. And also where's the second number nine? Because you have injuries and you kind of need someone who isn't Mikel Moreno still to be leading the line at other times. But in terms of progress, in terms of addressing things that the club needed, I think it's been a very positive summer. And I think even Maduike, who I think has definitely had mixed response from Arsenal's fan base, does give something different in terms of the way he runs at players and just maybe creating, again, and different axes of attack when we do come up against those very deep lines that Arsenal quite often end up against.
32:56So, yeah, I think you'd be being very churlish, as we just have been, to pick holes in the things that we still want, given how much has been invested.
33:06Nicky Bandini:Yeah. Mentality monster is a funny phrase, isn't it? Just imagine that. It's the last thing you'd want a friend to be. You know, what's Dave like? He's a mentality monster. I don't want to go out. I don't want to spend an evening with him. It sounds exhausting. doesn't it Noz we got a little bit of criticism on Monday for laughing at Manchester United again basically but being a bit sniffy about Brian Mbumo's fee and not Ekotike's when one has proven it in the Premier League albeit for one brilliant season and some other quite good ones do you think we just assume now that United's recruitment is bad and Liverpool's is good before they've even kicked a ball you go well he's gone to Man United so therefore it's a bad signing I think it's interesting because Because obviously you look at the past and you base your opinions on that.
33:52And it's true that Manchester United and Old Trafford is a graveyard for any talented player. And as soon as they leave, they're free and they're far better. But I do think this is a different transfer window for United. Just in terms of it kind of feels like sensible, solid players in. because how many transfer windows have you seen where you kind of think, oh, who United are going to sign? And then before you know it, they've spent like 180 million. Yeah.
34:22Nicky Bandini:It's like you do a full Waitrose shop and you spend 150 quid and you can't make one dinner. And you're like, how does this happen? Exactly. Yeah, exactly. You come home and it's like, yeah, but you didn't even get the milk. But it's that thing of like, and even after a few games, you will see five new players and it just feels like the exact same team. So what I like about this transfer window is I think United have needed to invest in players who approve in the Premier League. I think that's been a massive thing because the reason why players have been great before they've come to United and been bad and then good again after they've left is quite often they have flourished in different leagues and struggled in the Premier League for various different reasons.
35:07Like Anthony is a great example. And then go to a league that suits them and play really well. So Cunha, Mbwemo, you're basically buying goals. You are buying Premier League experience and you know that you will get the play that you bought to a large extent. And also, I think another big thing about United is we've always tended to buy players who are good but don't fit the system. And now you've got a manager who's not like Ten Hag, who was a pragmatist. You've got a manager who is a systems manager and wants particular players for particular positions. And that looks like the players that he's buying.
35:50So I'm excited. Whereas I am intrigued about Liverpool's almost change of tack. I put on social media that I asked Liverpool fans slightly mischievously, like oh how do you feel about this like you've had so much success and now you like like with this transfer strategy and now you're you're buying these players for massive money how do you feel about that and obviously they're all chuffed and and sort of over the moon but um i do think it's
36:17Nicky Bandini:a change of strategy and i just wonder how that'll work arteta jordan said that he thinks there are nine teams that can win the premier league see that seems a stretch to me it doesn't seem it It is a stretch. Nine teams. I mean, who's he got in that nine? That's so bizarre. No, that's clearly wrong. There aren't nine teams. I think there's three teams. I think the top three will contest for the title this season. I know everyone's getting excited about Chelsea. Until they sign a goalkeeper and a defender, centre-back, I'm not taking Chelsea as serious title contenders. I think there's work that needs to be done there.
36:53I think their back four or their back five, including their goalkeeper, is good. I don't think it's better than the top three. so no I think there's only three teams that will do it but I think the the clutch below that may actually be more interesting than the actual top three I think there's maybe five or six clubs that could all grab that that fourth spot um and am I right in saying that five teams again qualifies for the Champions League or is that just last season is it well I don't know what
37:16Nicky Bandini:happens but doesn't the coefficient depend on what happens in the European competition this year but because because there are so many teams in European competition this year that maybe are I'm not a co-op where's Lars when you need I'm not a co-op fish and eggs and bird I've got other things to do we'll leave that to Lars for next week but I think it's looking like it could be a very good season but at the same time with so many other teams in that kind of middle tier getting pillaged for their best players it could go back to like old school Premier League where the top four or five just kind of pull away and the middle group are just a little bit meh where in the last two or three years we've seen the likes of Bournemouth Brighton Brentford I mean a fifth of them all really be quite competitive Fulham I fear that that clutch Crystal Palace I feel that kind of clutch of mid-table teams could really fall quite far away from the top four five or six but we'll see I was just I was thinking in my head like which are the nine I was trying to work out if you were going to say nine which nine has he got in his head I mean there's the obvious Liverpool, Arsenal and City you're suggesting see I think Chelsea are I think Chelsea are in the conversation next season I don't think that means they have to be the favourites.
38:25I don't think that means you're putting them as ahead of Liverpool or Man City because obviously I wouldn't. But I think that actually for the reasons that Jordan was just talking about, I think it's really not inconceivable that there could be a slightly surprising winner because I think that one of the Premier League's qualities at the moment is because you've got this depth of teams below those title contenders, it really is possible that those teams take quite a few points off the title contenders and therefore if they get them in the right games that can that can shake things up quite a lot uh but yeah that those are my the clear four i've got and i guess you put um newcastle villa that gets you to six um i reckon he's probably including tottenham even though they finished 17th last season so that gets you to seven i don't know who are we getting to get to nine i i'm not sure but you mentioned the t word there max i'm i'm really fearful as an arsenal fan i think spurs the team to watch this season i think there are a couple of signings away from not being entitled contending talk but i i think frank if it might take him a little while to get his fingers around what he needs to do with that club but i rate him quite highly i i think spurs could could be the team and they've got that that monkey off their back of winning a trophy the pressure of winning a trophy isn't there this season and because they finished so low last year the pressure is kind of really off because they can't do any worse than they did domestically in the league so i i have
39:48Nicky Bandini:a horrible feeling i think you're just trying to cover yourself here it's like you said it so you've covered yourself like you know tottenham has ruined better managers than thomas frank i think he's an excellent manager um i have hope noz i i just love the fact that we're at a stage now where we've spoken about potentially nine players nine teams could win the league and and we've we all no, none of those are United.
40:16There wasn't even a joke. There wasn't even a joke from Jordan or Nicky saying and not United. It was just taken as said. Yeah.
40:24Nicky Bandini:You never know. You never know. Before we end part two, our thoughts with the family and friends, the former Liverpool and Wales defender Joey Jones, who's died at the age of 70, about 100 times for Liverpool. Some trophy haul in that. Two European Cups, the UEFA Cup and a league title in three years. his former Wales teammate, Mickey Thomas, posted on X. This morning, I lost my best friend and soulmate, Sir Joey, our memories will never fade. Today, my heart's broken. Love you, Sir Joey, RIP. My condolences are with Janice and all the family. We echo those thoughts. We'll be back in a second.
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43:08Nicky Bandini:welcome to part three of the guardian football weekly um so russell martin's first game in charge of rangers they played panathinaikos and won 2-0 in champions league qualification i mean i know football never ends but it just sort of it nicky is it never ending more than it's never ending i mean i just sort of i can't i know that's a champions league game and i but But I'm just thinking there's no time. This is us forever now. And I'm not complaining about the job. It's fun. But it's just endless. I think the Champions League, maybe I'm the one being naive on the day. I feel like the Champions League early qualifiers have always started pretty early.
43:46I think the reason it probably feels maybe to you like football never ends is because this podcast and professionally maybe we're putting that energy into the Club World Cup, which did drag on the end of last season to make the start of this season.
44:01Nicky Bandini:But also the growth of women's football as well, which is a total positive. It means you don't have your, there's no summer off now. It's like, no, this summer is men's tournament, this summer is women's tournament. So it's a net positive, I guess. The Club World Cup, maybe less so. Yeah, it's an interesting one, actually. I've obviously started my career covering men's football and that has been most of my career covering men's football and because Italy were doing well this summer I started getting asked to do things I was like this has kind of always been the thing I just watch for fun and I enjoy it and like now am I going to make this part of my work as well and yes professionally there is that element of like where you um where you want to uh give yourself some opportunity to take breaks somewhere in the year because because everyone does need those I don't know I suppose some things some things give me more that sense of fatigue than others and certainly the Euros hasn't been giving me that sense of fatigue.
44:55I think if I was being asked to go and cover Champions League preliminaries at this point of the year, I might be getting a little bit grumpy about it. But luckily for me, I'm not.
45:02Nicky Bandini:I've got news for you, Nicky. We're sending you to Greece for Panathinaikos reigns in the second leg. Do you know what? I said that. If you would like to send me to Greece, I'm OK with that. I've got time. Santorini away. Tough place to go, isn't it? Interesting you say that about the things that you've watched just for pleasure. I covered a few cricket matches for TalkSport and no one tells you that like a even a one-day game it goes on all day and like as a cricket fan you turn up an hour late you get a pint you sit there and you you know you go to the pub for lunch when you're actually hosting it you have to get there before the show show starts and the show has to start before the game starts and then you have to stay there afterwards until it's finished and it got to the stage where it was like look whenever the last wicket goes we will do until the half hour so like at 6 27 you're like oh god please get a wicket do it now because at 6 31 that's half an hour of me asking you know mike hussey once again what it's like to bat in the ashes um so i'll park that for just enjoying it uh anyway look good win for russell martin two good goals as well from rangers uh crystal palace have submitted an appeal against their demotion from the europa league to the conference league with the court of arbitration for sports decision is expected on or before the 11th of August with Europa League group stage beginning on the 24th of September.
46:21Nicky Bandini:Is there anyone on the panel that just doesn't feel bitterly sorry? So far we've discussed it, everyone just feels so sorry for Crystal Palace. Or does anyone think, I don't know Jordan, you think actually when they get to the Conference League final and they win it, not only will they they could win it, they could win it and they could do a big up yours to you Afer and all, you know, this could be like a really nice story for them in the end. Yeah, that would be sweeter But maybe I'm the Grinch here, but it's harsh. You know, Palace are my second team, if you feel like. So it's grim for them.
46:50But A, they've probably got a better chance of success in this competition. But also, more importantly, rules are rules. It is brutal. I know there are a lot of technicalities about how they fell foul, the rules. And, you know, UEFA isn't an organization that I'm massively fond of. But rules are rules. And I think they fell foul of those rules.
47:11Nicky Bandini:who knew you were the policeman of the pod John who knew I'm sorry I believe in law and order it's like the guy who gave me a parking ticket yesterday and I was like I'd spent an hour on the MyRingo app website to actually park the bloody thing but then they changed when the parking began and it wasn't 8.30am it was all night and I only needed to pay 30p 30p and I would have been fine and now I've got an 80 quid ticket and I was saying to the traffic warden Rules of rules of rules. Rules of rules, Max. It was very upsetting. Anyway, Fulham, I think it's quite interesting. AB Chaplin's foot says, might be of interest to the pod, the quote tweets on the original Tell the Tale.
47:52Nicky Bandini:We're probably the best club at putting fans last, which is a tall order in 2025, considering others. Yeah, Fulham put out a tweet saying, we will face Al Itihad behind closed doors in Portugal. But it appears they told lots of fans they would be playing them in front of closed doors or in front of open doors. or whatever the reverse is. All these Fulham fans saying, what? I'm flying to Farrow to watch Fulham. Now it's behind closed doors. I love you can find other things to do. I would sort of be quietly pleased. But yes, a bit annoying if you've booked tickets to go there and then you can't actually watch the game.
48:29Nicky Bandini:The football regulator has become law, everybody. Keir Starmer said the bill was a proud and defining moment for English football and will usher in a stronger, fairer future for the game. Kevin Miles, mate of the pod, from the chief executive of the Football Support Association says this is an historic moment for football in this country. Power the regulator will have. Tough new financial regulations to make sure clubs have long-term sustainable future. Stronger tests to stop rogue owners. New standards for fan engagement in club decision-making. A ban on clubs joining closed shop competitions and breakaway leagues.
49:00Nicky Bandini:Backstop powers to ensure a fair financial distribution between leagues. And protections for key club heritage aspects like home shirt colours and club badges and stadium moves. I guess, Noz, the cynic in you or us or anyone will be... It feels good and the right people want it, I think, and the people who are against it are the ones that you would suspect are having quite obvious vested interests. But until it comes into practice and we see how it works, it's so hard to celebrate, I think. Oh, completely. I mean, it's like all these things. I mean, the mission statement sound great and all their sort of like plans seem great, but we need to have like a real life situation where a rogue sort of owner does come in or does try and change things and see how powerful they are and how willing they are to change things.
49:52Nicky Bandini:Rob says, dear Max and Football Weekly podcast team, this is quite a long, detailed email that Rob has really put the work in. As the long and desperate off season dragged on, as we've just discussed, there hasn't been one, Rob, But look, congratulations for finding it on whichever Thursday that was. Without even the Club World Cup delays to suffer through and tired of waiting for Arsenal to finalise the Jocheres deal, I found myself spiralling into what some might call statistical overreach, deciding to calculate the forecast accuracy scores for your previous season's predictions. I went full spreadsheet mode, running two different models to assess how well or how wildly last year's panellists performed.
50:28Nicky Bandini:firstly I used a points based method based on 20 but congratulations to anyone who is still listening based on 20 points for correctly predicting the premier league winner five points each for correctly placing the team in the top four or bottom three resulting in an accuracy percentage based on a maximum of 55 points secondly I used a forecast error model that compared each panelist predicted log position for their top four and bottom three with their actual finish and used this to calculate an average accuracy based on total positional differences finally I used the average of the two models to produce a single blended forecast accuracy percentage which I fondly dubbed the PLXP Premier League expectation precision percentage and the results are in would anybody like to know the results go on I do you were in it Jordan 6th place John Bruin he got 3 of the top 4 was derailed by having Spurs in 4th only correctly predicted 1 relegation team with his expectations of Forrest who as you know finished seventh and Everton sealing his undoing final score 56 percent fifth Max nailed Arsenal in second and Liverpool in fourth was also tempted by Spurs in third called Leicester and Southampton to go down but horribly underestimated Forrest overall 60.9 percent fourth Jordan well done a solid three out of four at the top but with Aston Villa in second called Southampton and Ipswich for the drop also had Brentford 10th to the mix accuracy 67 percent These were our previews of last season.
51:56Nicky Bandini:These are on our, if you want to listen back, a completist would listen back. And double check. To the previews we did and double check. Lucy came third. Three of the top four picks, but with Liverpool fourth, another seduced by sad Spurs. Gets full marks for correctly identifying the relegated team, 69.1%. Jonathan Wilson second. You see where this is going. Predicted three of four. Trip tied by Man United in fourth. But like Lucy Ward, spot on with the bottom three. Correctly placed Southampton Stone last. Final accuracy, 71.2%. Barry Glendening our champion earned a healthy bonus of picking the winner wisely ignored both Spurs and Man United with only Villa spoiling an otherwise clairvoyant top four in the relegation zone Forrest befuddled him too but he nailed Southampton and Leicester he is the winner for 2024-25 84.5 % so that is devastating for all of us isn't it but well done to Barry Glendening who is currently sort of basically have you ever watched Alone have you watched Alone he's in deepest nova scotia sort of he's had to build a hut out of things he can find and he has to kill a moose with his bare hands and then and eat that for six weeks if he survives we'll have him back on the pod um anyway thanks again for the brilliant entertainment says rob your forecasts were almost as fun to analyze as they were to listen to i look forward to the new season i hope the crystal balls are ready another spreadsheet awaits okay well our previews are what in a couple a week's time, I think.
53:20Nicky Bandini:But thank you, Rob. Finally, Moonlight Hanger says, given that Noz is writing fringe previews these days, which of the panel would he most likely to see do two weeks in Edinburgh? I was going to say which recent or current Premier League manager, but we all know the answer to those questions is always Sean Dyche. Of course it is. So, yeah, you can pick a Football Weekly panelist or you can pick a, you know, a football manager or whoever you want. What are you writing, Noz? I just do like previews and sort of best of the fringe sort of for Rolling Stone. So, yeah, I enjoy those. I'll be going to see your other podcast co-host as well so that would be good I mean going back to the question has any of that rubbed off on you?
53:59Have you sort of become funnier? By hanging around with David O'Doherty?
54:03Nicky Bandini:Yeah That's a good question, I mean it's not for me to say is it Naz? I mean the only thing I'd say is it definitely wouldn't be Jordan because Jordan would sort of like say well rules are rules and that actually That joke doesn't work for this reason. Damn right. Damn right. Anyway, I'll go and read them, Noz. And if you haven't ever been to Edmund before, it is good fun. You say it's good fun. Yours have silent discos and Oxbridge freshers doing sort of like street performances. Yeah, I mean, that's good and bad. But, you know, like bad is also good, right? You know, like. Yeah, exactly. You know.
54:43Nicky Bandini:Anyway, that'll be for today. Thanks, everybody. Thanks, Nicky. Thanks. Thanks, Noz. Thank you. Cheers, Jordan. Cheers, mate. Football Weekly is produced by Joel Grove. Our executive producer is Danielle Stephens. We'll be back tomorrow.
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