In short
The episode covers Manchester City’s 3-0 win over Crystal Palace and the Premier League title race, plus Scotland’s Scottish Premiership title race drama driven by a late VAR penalty. It also discusses “Spygate” around Southampton’s alleged spying on Middlesbrough ahead of their playoff tie, and previews the FA Cup final (Man City vs Chelsea) and key Premier League matches.
Guests/panel
Barry Glendening, Will Unwin, Jordan Jarrett-Brien, and Ewan Murray (Scottish football correspondent).
Key claims
City are effectively coasting—Palace played for fitness and City made six changes—while Phil Foden produced the key magic (back heel assist). Pep Guardiola’s future is debated: one view is he may stay another season. In Scotland, Ewan calls the Motherwell-to-Celtic VAR penalty “inexplicable,” arguing it wasn’t “clear and obvious,” and says VAR undermines the fan experience. On Spygate, the panel argues that if Southampton are found guilty, the only sensible punishment is kicking them out of the playoffs.
Notable examples
Celtic’s late penalty at Motherwell (Kelechi Iheanacho calm spot-kick); the Fir Park VAR handball controversy; Southampton’s alleged “William Salt” hiding behind a tree; FA Cup final stats (Chelsea 17th final; City vs Chelsea trophy expectations); Newcastle vs West Ham relegation-zone stakes.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOManchester City vs Crystal Palace Overview
0:39 to 1:35
Discussion on City's match against Crystal Palace and the title race.
“Hello and welcome to the Guardian Football Weekly.”
Title Race Dynamics and Match Analysis
1:35 to 4:40
In-depth analysis of the title race between Arsenal and City, including player performances.
“On the panel today, Barry Glendening, welcome.”
Phil Foden's Impact and Future
4:40 to 8:00
Exploration of Phil Foden's performance and his future prospects with England and City.
“Bellingham seems to be the front runner.”
Guardiola's Future at City
8:00 to 11:20
Discussion on the rumors surrounding Pep Guardiola's potential departure from Manchester City.
“listening to Barry describe Feral as a positive for Phil Foden.”
Upcoming Matches and Arsenal's Challenge
11:20 to 14:01
Preview of the upcoming matches and discussion on Arsenal's challenges in the title race.
“on the final day for the Burnley Wolves game.”
Analyzing the Arsenal Match Schedule
14:01 to 14:56
Discussion on the upcoming matches and potential implications for teams.
“then they just can't do anything about it, right?”
Scottish Premiership Title Race Analysis
15:44 to 21:43
Deep dive into the Scottish title race and the VAR controversy affecting it.
“Welcome to part two of the Guardian Football Weekly.”
Celtic's Challenges and Future Prospects
21:44 to 28:00
Examination of Celtic's performance, recruitment issues, and potential future changes.
“So, you know, either have it with all its bells and whistles or ideally don't have it at all.”
Scottish Football Insights
28:00 to 29:00
Discussion on the perceptions and controversies surrounding Scottish football.
“Hearts fans, I think we would laugh and say, geez, we got away with one there.”
Email from a Southampton Fan
29:00 to 30:00
A Southampton fan expresses confusion and embarrassment over recent controversies involving the club.
“Long-time listener, first-time emailer here.”
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Spygate Controversy
30:00 to 32:20
Analysis of the Spygate incident involving Southampton and Middlesbrough, exploring the implications and reactions.
“Well, unless, of course, you spied your way through the FA Cup run.”
Debate on Potential Punishments
32:20 to 35:00
Debate over what punishment Southampton should face for the Spygate incident, with varying opinions on fairness and consequences.
“that he probably never imagined being in as a Southampton press officer.”
Reactions from the Football Community
35:00 to 38:00
Exploring how the Spygate incident affects perceptions of Southampton and reactions from fans and players alike.
“Can you imagine Southampton getting kicked out of the playoffs and Man City relegated in the same week?”
Stockport's League Playoff Struggles
38:00 to 40:15
Discussion on Stockport's recent playoff match and their tactical challenges in the League.
“I'd be embarrassed if it was a team I supported that was at that crack.”
FA Cup Final Preview
40:55 to 42:00
Previewing the upcoming FA Cup final between Manchester City and Chelsea, discussing team dynamics and expectations.
“Welcome to part three of the Guardian Football Weekly.”
Chelsea vs. Manchester City: A Final Showdown
42:00 to 43:30
The panel discusses the upcoming FA Cup final between Chelsea and Manchester City, analyzing form and potential outcomes.
“who still don't have a manager in charge and are kind of a little bit in the wilderness.”
Newcastle vs. West Ham: Key Match Insights
43:30 to 45:25
A deep dive into the crucial match between Newcastle and West Ham, considering team forms and player performances.
“Yeah, I find it hard to see past City, but obviously I thought they'd win it the last two seasons as well, and they haven't.”
Villa vs. Liverpool: Champions League Stakes
45:25 to 47:24
Discussion of the upcoming match between Aston Villa and Liverpool, focusing on implications for Champions League qualification.
“I'm obviously speaking with a lot of hope that Newcastle do show up, Jordan.”
Florentino Perez's Controversial Comments
47:24 to 49:15
Analysis of Real Madrid president Florentino Perez's recent press conference and its implications for the club's reputation.
“guaranteed Champions League football and the losers sort of might have to sweat a bit depending on how Bournemouth get on.”
Listener Wedding Wishes and Personal Anecdotes
49:15 to 50:34
The hosts share personal anecdotes and extend wedding wishes to a listener, mixing humor with football lore.
“Cristiano Ronaldo, Barry, had a sad time of it.”
Transcript
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0:47Hello and welcome to the Guardian Football Weekly. Manchester City do what they have to do against Crystal Palace. Two points behind Arsenal with two to play now. Palace started brightly but a couple of glorious assists. One from Phil Foden and one from Ray M Cherky helped Pep to keep the pressure on. The real drama last night was in Scotland. After seeing what a late VAR call can do for the title race in the Premier League, the SPL thought, let's have some of that. Celtic winning a penalty at the death at Motherwell. Kelechi Iheanacho was bafflingly calm as he rolled it home. So it's all to play for.
1:14Celtic v. Hart. A point is enough for the jam tarts. Then to Spygate as Southampton sneak their way into the playoff final. Kim Helberg heartbroken. Tonda Eckhart walking out of press conferences. Middlesbrough are still training, just in case. We'll look ahead to the FA Cup final and the Premier League weekend to answer your questions. And that's today's Guardian Football Weekly.
1:35On the panel today, Barry Glendening, welcome. Hi Max. Hello Jordan Jarrett-Brien. Morning mate. And good morning Will Unwin. Hello Max. Let's begin with the title race. We'll get to that handball that looked suspiciously like a header in Scotland in a bit with Ewan. But before that, Arsenal are top of the Premier League, 79 points from 36. Man City now have 77 from 36 and a one better goal difference. They beat Crystal Palace 3-0. Will, you were there. It didn't sound like a cauldron to me, but how was it for you? It was a very difficult sort of opening half hour for City where Palace, in their team selection of sort of maintaining fitness before they have a proper match at the end of the season that they're interested in, put 10 men behind the ball, break us down, see what you can do.
2:24We'll try a bit to do you on the break if we can be bothered, but at the moment we're just going to use this as a nice training exercise. Phil Foden, back in the starting line-up after a pretty disappointed season, produced the sort of moment of magic with the back heel to Semenyo that games like that needed. It was pretty flat inside the stadium. I don't think City fans are really expecting to chase down Arsenal at this point, and maybe six changes for City suggests the FA Cup is marginally more important. Yeah, it was quite easy in the end. City kept the ball very well, picked the gaps when they found them and it was nice to see Foden do what he always promises to do and has the talent to do.
3:05Two assists on a really good night for City but yeah, it was pretty subdued all around. It was an end-of-season friendly type vibe. That is so interesting, isn't it, Jordan? The difference between City, who are the title race, and Arsenal, who are obviously leading the title race, and the difference in vibe, in energy, in either total terror or this is fever pitch that's happening at the Emirates. And at the Etihad, it's unlikely we're going to win it, but we've won it before. We'll make six changes. No, you're totally right. But it's funny because it was about a month ago, it was the opposite.
3:43it there was a couple of arsenal games where we finished quite flat and it was a vibe of oh we've blown this we know what's coming here there was a couple of city games maybe even the city arsenal game where at the end you know the etihad was buoyant and bouncing then because they thought yep yep we know what's coming this is this is our time i mean i'm straddling the the rope of confidence and arrogance quite well i think because i watched this game really not caring Are you speaking about the title race or just you yourself? Generally, there is that to be fair as well. But I watched this game just not really caring about the result because I'm quite confident it doesn't really matter.
4:21Now, just saying to Will before, I think the title race, I think we will win the league. So I've blatantly now jinxed it. But I just watched this game comfortable, knowing that I don't really care what the result here is because I don't think it ultimately changes the outcome of who wins the Premier League title. It was flat. it was a little bit meh as well did have a bit of a last game of the season vibe about it my only takeaway from this game was Phil Foden again as Bill said and thinking about the World Cup you know he was brilliant in this game but I think that kind of discussion around the number 10s I think it might be too little too late for him I don't think he's performed for England previously he's had chances and whilst nobody is screaming for that number 10 shirt for England I think if you look at Eze it could be a European and Premier League winner.
5:09Bellingham seems to be the front runner. Rodgers had a decent season and Cole Palmer off the bench at the bare minimum has shown that he's an asset. I think he's at the bottom of the list. And I love Fielder and I think he's a brilliant player. Signing the contract at City was a weird one for me because it feels like he's achieved everything he can there. It's maybe time for a new challenge, but he was brilliant in this game. But I feel in terms of the summer, it might be too little too late. Yeah. Yeah, and look, whatever happens with the number 10 spot, Barry, unless England win the World Cup, they'll be like, well, look at that back heel Phil Foden did against Palace.
5:44But Jordan is right. When he's on the song, and I guess he was the story of this game, he has a grace and an elegance that makes you want to watch him play football. Yeah, he's a terrific player. I don't think anyone has ever denied that. There's almost something feral about him. I mean, we've seen those videos of him playing street football and his close control and how good he is. But I will be surprised if he's in the England squad. He's just unlucky that England have so much strength and depth all over the place, really. A lot of super England footballers are not going to be at the World Cup through no great fault of their own.
6:27He hasn't had a good season. Players go in and out of form. and I suspect last night was too late. This was, yeah, quite a flat game. As soon as I saw Palace had left Sar and Adam Wharton on the bench, you're kind of thinking, yeah, they don't really care about this. And that's fine. They're perfectly entitled to prioritise the Conference League final. My only other thought from this game, and I'd love to come here and get Will's view on this, is I've been of the thinking that this will be Pep Guardiola's last season at Manchester City. but you would have thought with it being City's second to last game, home game, sorry, of the season, there might have been like an announcement by now, like I don't know if he's going to do it at the last game against Villa, like a wave goodbye.
7:14I don't know if, Will, if you think there's been any kind of tell signs as to whether he will be leaving or he's going to be staying beyond this season. Well, this is the hot topic. I mean, there's a lot of rumours flying around about whether it will be his last season. Sort of the edging and thinking is towards that he's going. I spoke to someone last week and that people within the club think he's going. But he's definitely not confirmed it. I think people are confident that he sees this team and I think he fancies this team. And he's not seen its full potential, which he'll want to see through.
7:54and so it'd be interesting to see on that front in recent weeks, beating Palisades last night, listening to Barry describe Feral as a positive for Phil Foden. He might be interested in harnessing that. It wasn't meant to be an insult. I see now how it could be construed as such. I've never heard Feral used as praise. No, I just let it go. God, look at that Feral dog. Isn't he beautiful? I think he still wants to go out with a bigger trophy in the FA Cup, your Champions Leagues, your Premier Leagues. I suspect if he won the Premier League, I reckon he'd be out the door if, you know, if Burnley pull it off on Monday and whatnot and City do the business in Bournemouth and Villa.
8:36But honestly, I am starting to be of the opinion that he'll stick around for another season. He's got that in his contract. I mean, I was fascinated when he went to Port Vale, stopped Port Vale the other week. You know, he sort of promised to go to watch a stop-up game for eight years and he decides just now to come good on his promise, just in case he won't be here next season. That is the thing. That's the thing that Pep should do, though, isn't it? The thing that Pep should do is, because everyone says, well, yeah, but could he do it with Stevenage? It's to go to Port Vale. It's to say, okay, and then spend five years seeing how well he could do at Port Vale.
9:17That would be the dream. a bit harsh on John Brady there, Max. He's doing a good job. No, no, it is harsh on John Brady. You're right. And my apologies to John. Look, the other moment from this game, Rayan Cherky's pass was great and he has been really good. And that aside, yeah, I think you're right. Palace were pretty bright at the start. Could have got one maybe on the break. Donnarumma made a brilliant save from Mateta, even though it was offside. And, you know, he's been pretty key for them this season. So, look, Arsenal-Burnley on Monday, Bournemouth City on Tuesday. They couldn't. They can't mess it up now, Baz, can they, Arsenal?
9:50I don't think so. I'd be astonished if they do. If Palace had got a draw last night, then Arsenal would have been able to win the title at home, which they will take winning the title at Selhurst Park, no problem. But it would have been nice for them to win it at home. That now won't happen. I would love Burnley to surprise us all by at least putting up a good fight, but I can't see anything other than a steamrollering ahoy on Monday night. Will, you've seen Burnley more than you think any other journalist this year. Any of a national journalist. Shout out to Matt Scrafton, one of the locals, who has had to sit through it all season.
10:36Do you feel like the editor is telling you something, Will, by constantly telling you to watch Burnley? I know the state of my career. It is very much second from bottom in the league. I'd kill to be sent to Burnham.
10:55If I get found smothered in my sleep, we'll know who it was. Baz, desperate to do turf more on the final day of the season. Just to be clear, that is a joke. in case any of our bosses are listening. Baz using all these good feral and murder stuff early duels. Yeah, I think I've been told I'm allowed to hand out the wooden spoon on the final day for the Burnley Wolves game. So for whoever finishes bottom, I can do it on the pitch, sort of ceremonially. I've missed four Burnley home games this season. Seen a few away, don't you worry everyone. Yeah, they're terrible. Probably done better than a season ticket holder.
11:37You probably need to go to some Burnley season ticket holders. Now, having watched them this much, what is the will-unwin supercomputer percentage of Burnley getting a point at the Emirates? I'll give it a solid 0.5%. They'll go five at the back. The Mike Jackson wonder team, four in midfield. Zion Fleming desperately hoping to scuff one in for a late leveller. but yeah they've got no chance I'm going to do some self-harming here boys right but let's have some fun right how there's been some iconic Premier League moments in the Premier League's existence if Arsenal were to bottle this on the last game of the season somehow where does this rank in the most iconic so they've beaten Burnley so they go to Palace who are three days before their Conference League final so they've rested their entire team you're now playing Palace reserves away.
12:35And where does this sit? Think of like Cantona, Kung Fu kick, Aguero last minute, Yeboah off the bar, big Premier League moments. Where does this sit? I suppose, I'm trying to think of a team that didn't win, that needed to win and that cost them the Premier League title is probably Man United at West Ham, isn't it? Ludwell McCascoe turned into a bouffant, an octopus. Yeah, because Blackburn lost to Liverpool, didn't they? So I guess that is the equivalent. And Andy Cole, I think, missed quite a few chances in that game. This feels like it would be a bigger... Because Man United won the title so many times, of course it mattered, but it doesn't matter.
13:16That's the point where Arsenal are at, I think, Jordan, is to fail to get over the line now. And trust me, it is glorious to speculate about it because I think you're right. Once the games are played, I don't think we'll be able to. But just for a moment to think... I would listen to phone-ins. I mean, it's that level. It's that level of, I can't, you know, it would be absolutely extraordinary now, right? Everyone would be a sort of modern day Peter Cook character, sort of phoning. Well, interestingly, maybe, you know, I shouldn't give away this secret, but, you know, we have like a dump button for swearing on the radio on TalkSport, but it sort of, it builds up a delay over time.
14:00So if people keep going Peter Cook and swearing, then they just can't do anything about it, right? Like the BBC doesn't have a delay, so you just have to apologise. There's two ways to do that. I think you're getting your Peter Cook characters mixed up. Right, I see. He used to ring Thorne in pretending to be, was it an Icelandic or a Norwegian fisherman? Right, I see. I'm just suggesting there'd be caricatures of who they're supposed to be, these Arsenal fans phoning up again not using the word feral as a positive I'll say that no anyway so yeah so that is it Arsenal-Bernie on Monday Bournemouth City on Tuesday then on the final day Palace v Arsenal and City versus Villa and Villa could have something to play for but they will be a few days after the Europa League final so like they could also be in the Champions League and not be that bothered that's what's going to happen in the Premier League and we'll obviously cover it on the pod next week and that'll do for part one part two will go full VAR in Ewan Murray's Fitbar Corner.
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15:44Welcome to part two of the Guardian Football Weekly. Now, last week Ewan Murray was on. We speculated it might be the first time we'd heard happy Ewan Murray. It may not be the case today. The top of the Scottish Premiership looks like this. Hearts top 80 points from 37. Celtic have 79 from 37. After last night's results, Hearts beat Fulcote 3-0 and Celtic won 3-2 at Motherwell. Ewan, welcome. How are you? Exhausted. Yeah. Yes. How are you? Well, I'm good, but I mean, we don't tend in the sort of the downtime pre-show chat to talk about football. We save it, but we've all been talking about this VAR call at Fir Park.
16:23It's 2-2 in the final minute of injury time. Celtic have a long throw. Sam Nicholson, Mother World player, goes up with Austin Trustee. His arm is raised, but unless he has the punch of Mike Tyson, he heads it out for a corner, right? Did it brush his arm? I don't know. But it is given as a penalty after a pretty quick VAR check. Derek McKenna said a disgusting call. Martin O 'Neill said a clear handball. Your thoughts, Ewan? Martin O 'Neill said that with a straight face as well. It was the most remarkable thing. Yeah, that's one of the most incredible decisions I've ever seen. and I've seen a lot of incredible decisions.
16:57I mean, Hearts run in this Scottish title race means there's been attention everywhere. The story has, you know, you guys know it, has gathered attention in all corners of the world. Well, if there's any corner of the world that wasn't gathering attention, then that VAR call last night reached those very corners. It was a staggering moment, given what was at stake, but it would be a staggering decision anyway if it was a game involving two bottom six teams in Scotland. it was inexplicable unfathomable the key point with Nicholson's arm is it hits his arm hits Trusty's shoulder which knocks it up the way which affects whether he I'm not certain he touched the ball with his hand either but the mere projection of the ball he clearly headed it but if his hand was as I say in an unnatural place it was because his arm bounced off Trusty's shoulder and you know one of many you touched on it but one of many stunning things about this was that John beating the referee took what 15, 20 seconds to look at the screen and determined it was a penalty.
18:01It was so quick. Yeah, and I suppose we often complain about how long VAR checks take, Barry, but like the whole and I hate saying clear and obvious, I hate saying it, but I just don't know how anybody can say like I don't know how many times I've watched that. I don't know how many times the whole panel have watched that and none of us know. I do not know if he's touched that with his hand or not. I don't know what the handball law really is anymore. If he has touched it, I don't know if that's a handball, but you cannot categorically say that is a clear and obvious error. No. Was it a handball?
18:29I don't know. I don't think so. There's a still doing the round that shows Sam Nicholson, his hand is on his forehead and the ball hits the back of his hand. He clearly heads it either with his hand between his head and the ball back out, either for a throw in or a corner. So that's what, 20 yards he's hoied it. Was it a clear and obvious error? No. Was the game re-refereed? Yes. That's not supposed to happen. There is a suggestion he went to check one foul but awarded the penalty for another. I don't know if that's the case. But this was clearly a case for a referee's call that the on-field decision could stand because you could look at that replay a hundred times and not be clear on whether it's a handball or not.
19:20and that's the third big decision that's gone against hearts in the last four days i'm not crying conspiracy it's just a matter of fact it's a massive decision it's gone against hearts and it's the third one there was two big ones at the weekend one the celtic game one the hearts game and now this yeah i mean i i don't know you and i i like the more the var interferes like the whole point of it was to stop controversy and all it does is add controversy. Pre-VAR, that is a corner and no one says anything about anything. Yeah well can I read a quote to you? Yeah. You can tell me who it's from. The quote says, it is such a nonsense.
20:01I'm all for people that have missed something dramatic in a game that constitutes something they should have a look at. But when a referee sees the incident himself and then what he's been asked to do is, no you didn't see that, you saw something else. That has got to be debilitating for a referee. It has got to be. in time they won't need the referee VAR will do it from wherever they are doing it from because that is what they did someone speaking about the re-refereeing of a game who was that? I mean it could be so many managers couldn't it? was it yesterday? it was Martin O 'Neill in February when Celtic had a player sent off and he believed that the game was being re-refereed that was his point of view then sorry the overall VAR point I have two I've had this issue for a long time so I'm not crying foul after last night I have two fundamental issues with VAR in Scotland One, Scottish football is supposed to be all about the supporter experience the in-game experience, the fan attending the match they make great play of that and they made embarrassing great play of that during Covid times in a bid to get fans back into grounds and raise money VAR in Scotland materially undermines the match attending experience and I say that as a paying customer who does it not a journalist.
21:16And the other thing is Scotland doesn't have enough referees to spread them even more thin with VAR. So it doesn't have enough capable referees for the top flight in the country. So when you bring in VAR and you need them for VAR duties assistant VAR duties plus what they're doing on the pitch it's obviously going to diminish the standard of refereeing. And what has baffled me for a while and obviously does this morning is that Scottish football clubs who pay for this have sat back and allowed this to happen rather than actually saying maybe this is detrimental to what we're trying to do here but as I say those are issues I would have told you before last night's episode anyway They also seem to have gone for a budget version of VAR because both on Sky Sports and the footage the referee was shown he was only shown one angle that we've only seen one angle and it's not a very helpful one.
22:14So, you know, either have it with all its bells and whistles or ideally don't have it at all. But the upshot for this is now that instead of needing to beat Hearts by three clear goals at home on Sunday, Celtic now just need to beat them. And you can understand Derek McInnes' rage. I heard another interview with Derek McInnes, Ewan, And he actually sounded pretty level about that. I don't know if it was before he said it was a disgusting call or afterwards. Either had he collected himself or had he not seen it properly to realise how egregious it was. But he has to use this as motivation. Hearts have had a brilliant season.
22:55They are still, and I think a lot of neutrals would love them to win the title. They are still in the box seat, would you say? I mean, they only need to avoid defeat. Yeah, only. Yeah, as I said last night, it's so easy to see. and right, a bit more difficult to do. Of course. No, he was calm, Derek McInnes. It was his words, that word, disgusting, and he used it when he came and sat in the main press conference, obviously leaps out. I mean, Hearts are a further grievance because they were denied what I think and they think was a blatant penalty at Motherwell on Saturday evening. So there's a combination of things here.
23:28And I felt sorry for Derek and the Hearts players last night because at the end of that game, it should have been a celebration of sorts. They'd won the game. they've had an unbeaten league season at home they've had a monumental season overall in terms of taking the title this far and they deserved a really strong ovation and some great moments in front of their fans and that was taken away because of what happened at Motherwell and I thought that was a pity in terms of the game on Saturday as you know I have emotional investment in this, if you go to Celtic Park having to lose 2-0 and you can still win the league I and others like me would be uncomfortable with that but I think it's definitely preferable to going there and needing a point to win the league.
24:15So it felt like a significant shift. It was such a big deal and obviously the circumstances behind it are why hearts their fans felt so and looked certainly so deflated. Ewan, we've seen how poor Celtic's recruitment has been this season. we've seen the arrogance of their board at that famous AGM and then the fiasco with Rodgers leaving and Wilfred Nancy coming in. If they go on to win the league, will their board then go, we are doing everything right. What's all the fuss about? Yeah, there's every chance of that. The answer to be certain is you never entirely know. I mean, Dermot Desmond as the main shareholder is not around, obviously.
25:03You don't see him or hear from him, so you never entirely know what their thoughts are. But I think there's every chance they will say it was a sticky season and we've still come out with the Championship. What's all the fuss about? Which would be a mistake. Celtic need an overhaul of quite a lot of things. But they need a manager, they need a new chairman, they need various things behind the scenes. When you go to Celtic Park, it's a tired venue. Their own supporters rightly acknowledge that. So they need a big overhaul, but I think there is a live chance that if they win this league, they will regard it as further justification of what they do.
25:38I think history tells us that, when actually, if you scratch just a little bit below the surface, there's an awful lot of work needed done there to make them a... They should be a serious and credible force in European football, not Scotland, and they've missed the opportunity over a number of years. So, yeah, that will become an intriguing conversation. if they get it done on Saturday. Now, look, we know in this situation, hearts are the goodies and Celtic are the baddies. But it was... You said that. Yeah. When Celtic got that penalty, there was just this absolute classic, and every fan will know this, the Celtic fans went absolutely mad.
26:13And then they realised they had to watch their team take a penalty. And that joy went to absolute fear. You could just see so many Celtic fans with just their head in their hands like this. And you do have to say, Ewan, Ian Atchard. And then Kalichi Ine Atchard picked up the ball. Well, I know. but he was extraordinary. That was one of the most chilled out penalties I think I've ever seen. It was a trifle-to-can penalty. Yeah, listen, I accept the goodies and baddies analogy and I would probably use it myself, but Celtic fans at the game, that's an enthralling, exhilarating experience. I completely get that.
26:45You're in a title race, you're staring down the barrel of a pretty grim situation and you get a penalty in those circumstances. I completely get their attitude. I wouldn't decry them that. It's just in broader context, and as I said, we can't get away from it, the way that was awarded means that there was, you know, there's been eyebrows raised, shall we say, way beyond Scotland. And there will be ramifications if Celtic go on and win the league, that will, unfortunately, that will just become a reference point for years to come. And, you know, the annoying thing about Martin O 'Neill saying that is, you know, and you've encapsulated personally, and it's not just him.
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27:22Managers do this all the time. You know, they criticise the ref if the decision goes against them. You know, they never, almost never go. It doesn't change the result. It would be so refreshing if a manager said, actually, I don't think that was the right decision, or I don't know, and I don't like VAR. I'd be consistent with it because, I don't know, I'm just, I'm clutching at how VAR might actually be, we could get rid of it from this game, and it would have to come from people being consistent, you know, ethically about decisions. And supporters, I mean, I've already got it in social media, as I'm sure we all have, Celtic supporters trying to contort themselves into absolutely convincing why it was a penalty.
27:55And I think this is a difference between supporters of Hearts, for example, and supporters of Celtic and Rangers. Hearts fans, I think we would laugh and say, geez, we got away with one there. It wasn't that funny. That's the attitude you would take. Whereas I think supporters of the big two in Scotland are so ensconced in all this they have to convince you and convince themselves oh no actually it was it was a penalty instead of and Martin O 'Neill was an extension of that where you know he obviously just cannot say yeah we definitely we definitely get away with that and and laugh about it it wouldn't make hearts feel any better but I think it would undeniably be the truth Sure I mean we are all guilty of that I guess I've watched that James Madison non-penalty I mean like days after the game happened thinking maybe maybe that is maybe you can find a way of thinking that here.
28:41I mean, it's a waste of my time. Anyway, Ewan, look, let's catch up on Monday regardless. Yes, possibly.
28:51Okay. Ewan Murray, our Scottish football correspondent. Thank you, Ewan. Cheers, mate. Thank you. Thanks, Ewan. Ewan Murray there, our Scottish football correspondent. We'll move on to an email from Adam who says, Hello, Max, Barry and everyone else. Long-time listener, first-time emailer here. I'm a Southampton fan due to the fortune of my place of birth. This past week has been very conflicting for me. given Spygate and all the rancour around that, plus the allegations over Taylor Harwood-Bellis abusing Luke Ayling. Frankly, I'm embarrassed. I don't really know how to react. Southampton are not a club that engender much feeling from anyone, apart from Pompey fans.
29:21And as a result, I'm completely at a loss to suddenly supporting a vilified team. Rupert Lowe, who we always hated, and Matt Letizier aside, we always just seemed like a nice club, like Fulham, Brighton or Norwich. I'd probably be used to hate if I supported a top club or Millwall or MK Dons or whoever, but I don't. As a result, the situation has left me discombobulated. I'd like to just support my nice, rather unthreatening team, but that's not easy right now. I'd be interested in what panellists suggest. I'm hoping that it was just a bad apple or apples, but that seems rather far-fetched. As a result, maybe we should be kicked out of the playoffs, although there seems to be a lot of other cheating that goes lightly punished.
29:54Whatever happens, I'll be happier when Southampton stop being a topic for bad reasons on Football Weekly. At least we still have the FA Cup run to remember. Cheers for all you do, Adam in Bristol. Well, unless, of course, you spied your way through the FA Cup run. so look it will be Southampton Harlot Wembley we think Middlesbrough are still training at the moment because Southampton beat Middlesbrough 2-1 after extra time Shea Charles sort of crossed that just sort of wandered into the far post and the Middlesbrough players all Sammy Khafoor style fell to their knees but the story Barry is Spygate isn't it the spying question has been named by the Daily Mail as a guy called William Salt Sort of sounds like a character from Robin Hood, doesn't he?
30:36Hiding just behind a tree. He looks about 12 years old with an iPhone. But the report states that he used his personal bank card to buy a coffee. His first mistake as a spy at Rockcliffe Hall Golf Club, which backs onto the training ground, is owned by the club's chairman, Steve Gibson. I don't know what you think, Barry, but it is impossible to know how they resolve this. It's impossible to know what the right punishment is and where spying fits on the sort of grand. And I know we talked about it already, but on the sort of grand scale of, I don't know, claiming a throw in that isn't yours at one end of cheating and match fixing at the other end where spying fits in.
31:12For all that, I suspect it's probably not as useful as, you know, in terms of risk reward, risk of getting caught in reward for getting footage of some Middlesbrough set pieces. I'd say it's probably not worth it, but it's definitely at the higher end of the scale, in my opinion. Southampton have not denied spying on Middlesbrough. They haven't admitted it either. They have asked for more time to get to the bottom of what seems to me a fairly straightforward issue. Did we spy who was involved? How deep does this thing go? That shouldn't take more than 20 minutes to figure out, really, I think.
31:57Todd Eckhart keeps getting shoved into press conferences and being asked about spying and he's clearly been told not to answer any questions about it. I think he wants to answer questions about it. The Southampton press officer doesn't seem to be very good at being a press officer, but I appreciate he's in a very difficult position that he probably never imagined being in as a Southampton press officer. I don't think Borough lost this tie because Southampton spied on them. I think they lost because Southampton were much better than them over certainly across the second leg. I'm not surprised Borough are continuing to train in the hope that Southampton might be slung out of the playoffs and they will get the place in the final instead.
32:48I wouldn't be shocked if that happened. Is there a case to be made that Southampton should just say, do you know what, we'll withdraw. oh, we did it. We're sorry. Borough can play in the playoff final. I know I'm away with the fairies thinking a football club would do that with the money at stake, but it's an option. I would be very surprised, whether he's involved or not, I would be very surprised if Tonde Eckhart isn't considering his position. Even if he's completely innocent, if I was him, I'd be thinking about just walking away from this because I wouldn't want to be tainted by association.
33:25I mean, I think he is. tainted already but i mean it's sort of it feels so unlikely and we don't know that analysts are doing this without telling the manager i mean if they are that's sort of quite extraordinary they're trying to do all this sort of undercover stuff but i mean it's possible i guess well well but the analyst has to be given the information to someone else that's what analysts do but also i mean imagine you you know a few days before the uh the biggest game of the season and he's like, oh, you take a day off, mate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got something to do. Don't you worry about it.
33:59You crack on. We'll carry on without you. I mean, there is one problem with Barry's suggestion that Saints just sort of withdraw from the playoffs is that would show quite a lot of class and they've shown absolutely zero in the past week from top to bottom. It's been incredible from these press conferences to spying to ball boys taking the ball back during the match and things like that. So that's not going to happen. I mean, I think the only solution is to kick them out of the playoffs because everything else has too many connotations. You try and have a points deduction this season, and that moves around what should have happened in the playoffs, whether who had the home leg second or who played who.
34:35Financial, it's never going to make a difference if they get the 150 million quid. So the only actual option is just at this point go, yeah, you're out, you're gone. Otherwise, there's too many problems that will come off the back of it. And I'm sure Southampton will try and come up with some claim their lone wolf, you know, 12-year-old looking analyst has come up with this cunning plan to hide in the bushes. But yeah, I think, yeah, get rid of them. Can you imagine Southampton getting kicked out of the playoffs and Man City relegated in the same week? And that is the dream week for many people.
35:10Well, if that happened, that week would be in about 2055, I would suggest, Jordan. I mean, I suppose the interesting thing, Jordan, is I don't disagree with you, Will, that if they are found guilty, that throwing them out of the playoffs seems to be the only sensible solution. But on a scale of... If you breach PSR, it's not as interesting a crime. It's not as easy to follow. It's not as obvious. It's not as like Sky Sports News recreate... They literally recreated a man hiding behind a tree for five minutes. It was absolutely fair play to that reporter for doing that with a straight face. But if you breach PSR, that means you can pay more wages to players, buy better players, while other teams are following the rules.
35:51And surely that is a bigger advantage than going to hide behind a tree in Middlesbrough. And yet, is this punishment? I mean, I don't know. Do you see the point I'm trying to make? Whereas the punishment is a sort of small points deduction? Well, I guess it depends on what said team's objective is. So for Southampton, trying to get into the Premier League, that is huge. Or back at the Premier League, that's huge. So for Chelsea or a Premier League club, doing things with their books and finances, that is also huge, but in a very different way. I agree with Will. I think if they're found guilty, and I think it's a pretty open shut case here, I think the only solution is to kick them out of the playoffs because it's not acceptable.
36:36But I also agree with Barry's earlier point about risk to reward. I just think to myself, it feels like a really big thing to do for not that much gain. but if you get caught the consequences as i'm alluding to our apps could actually be really really big so i just think was it was it really worth it i just don't see if it was worth it in that sense i mean obviously and it's one of those things barry that simultaneously it is serious and it is cheating and it's also incredibly funny and i think you can like you know you can discuss because we were talking about it me and charlie on the radio yesterday and being flipping about it and then middle school fans are saying if this was a big club you'd hate it and you can actually it's just funny that a man went to Middlesbrough to hide behind a bush and then it is funny that Southampton fans dressed as bushes.
37:20Like that is a funny thing. And then it turned out to be a tree. Exactly. And I did wonder, maybe Middlesbrough, what they could have done, they could have turned him into a double agent when they caught him and that would have been the real sting if they'd done that. But, I mean, it has totally overshadowed the game. It's put a lot of people at that club, I'm sure, and there must be lots of people who work at Southampton Probably the players, who probably didn't know anything about this, and a lot of the staff and other people who have been put in a totally invidious position by this. And we don't know where, you're right, we don't know how high up it went.
37:54But there'll be lots of innocent people at Southampton who are absolutely livid, right? Livid. And fans are laughing and dressing as a tree, but there'll be other Southampton fans who'll be furious. A bit like that email. I'd be embarrassed if it was a team I supported that was at that crack. I mean, I was listening to you and Charlie yesterday and you spoke to Franny Benally, who revealed he's currently working on a cruise liner. I was thinking, is he a cabaret singer now? Is he a magician? He's what, quite the career swerve. Pulled Jason Dodd out of a hat, can't he? I'm sure the likes of him is thoroughly embarrassed about it.
38:33He had to be a bit careful about what he said, but you could read between the lines and tell he's not happy with the carry-on. Because it is embarrassing. Yeah. So Hull will probably play Southampton on the 23rd, the day before the last day of the Premier League. And we'll see what the EFL have to say in the next few days. But I think I can't see another Tonda Eckhart press conference. I never thought I'd be glued to Tonda Eckhart press conferences, but I just can't watch anymore with the really angry press officer. It's almost cruel at this stage, putting him in front of the press. because it's obviously the only thing reporters want to ask him about and it's the one thing he's not allowed to talk about.
39:15In League One, Stockport beat Stevenage 2-0. So they will play either Bradford or Bolton in the final. And then the League Two players are on Friday. Solved for 2-1 up against Grimsby. Knox County 1-up against Chesterfield. Can I say fair play to Stockport who have not had two centre-backs for the past month and are playing the League's top goalscorer, Kyle Wutton at centre-back, who did score a magnificent goal last night against Stevenage. And so, you know, it's quite impressive that they keep going. I mean, help by Louis Barry and whatnot. So Paul Warhurst, Dion Dublin style, is that? Yeah, yeah.
39:47Yeah, it's just quite funny. You'd think it might be your reserve centre forward. No, it's the best centre forward in the league we've had to put to centre back to try and get us through the end of the season. So yeah, I mean, obviously I live in Stockport, so incredible what Mark Stott and Simon Wilson, who's leaving the season, have done over the past sort of decade almost. And so they deserve a lot of credit, and especially Simon leaving in the coming weeks. So yeah, done really well. So it'll be interesting to see. Hopefully they can get up because Stockport v Tottenham next season will be a big game for the town.
40:19Well, we'll get to a Premier League preview in a second. Before that, the FA Cup final preview.
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41:05Welcome to part three of the Guardian Football Weekly. So then Man City, Chelsea. City the first team to play in four consecutive FA Cup finals. It's Chelsea's 17th final, the third most after Manchester United and Arsenal. They've won eight and lost eight. City haven't lost to Chelsea in any competition since the Champions League final in 2020-2021. How do we see this playing out, Jordan? I think City win it because I think City are just significantly better than Chelsea at the moment. I think City want that double. I think that they know they're unlikely, he says arrogantly again, to win the Premier League.
41:40So a double and finishing second in the Premier League, I think, constitutes a decent season for them. I think Chelsea are a mess. I don't think they're playing particularly well. I think there was a slight improvement against Liverpool, but Liverpool aren't very good. So that's not a very good barometer either. I just think City will assert their superiority over Chelsea in this game, who still don't have a manager in charge and are kind of a little bit in the wilderness. So I think it would be quite a big shock if Chelsea were to win this final. Yeah, I think you're right. But then it would be so Chelsea to win this after a season like this.
42:17That is true as well. Oh yeah, we've seen Chelsea have really poor seasons and come away with silverware. I just think Pep doesn't want to let this go. And I think, as I go back to our earlier conversation about it being his last season, potentially, I just think he wants to rack up as many trophies and cups as he can before he does leave, whether that is this or next season. They're just significantly better than Chelsea. I think it would be a shock if City were to lose this. But we've seen Wigan do it, so I could be wrong. Not just Wigan, Eric Ten Hag's Manchester United. big city that was a shock similar to that Champions League final there'll be no Rodri which I guess is what gives Chelsea a bit of hope but take away the Everton game City have been pretty good recently you know it was quite easy last night against Crystal Palace you know Dock are in form Chelsea really not at the races I think Dock will have a lot of fun on Saturday he likes a trip to Wembley so yeah it would be a big shock but I think City are just in the sort of robotic machine nature of their performances, AI football, if you will, against sort of analogue Chelsea.
43:26So, yeah, I'd be confident if I was City for a good day out. Baz? Yeah, I find it hard to see past City, but obviously I thought they'd win it the last two seasons as well, and they haven't. It would be odd if they lost three cup finals in a row, FA Cup finals. Will we see a goal from Erling Haaland? That's the question. He's including community shields. He's played nine finals for Man City. He has yet to score in one. That's an interesting stat, Barry. Are you calling him a flat track bully? I am. I'm putting him right up there with Harry Kane. The pair of them are frauds. In the Premier League, then, all the games are on Sunday.
44:07The biggest one is St. James' Park, Newcastle versus West Ham. Currently West Ham in the relegation zone, 36 points from 36 games. at two points behind Tottenham. They have a much inferior goal difference as well. So if they win this, they jump over Spurs. And I guess, Baz, it is just which Newcastle turn up. And which West Ham turn up. West Ham are in a bit of a wobble. They've lost two in a row. Won at Newcastle last season, lost the season before. Drew the one before that. So we can't really read anything much into that. There's no doubt my wine West Ham are good enough on their day to beat Newcastle.
44:47Newcastle are not having a good time of it at the moment. Anthony Gordon seems to be being phased out. He's been linked with Bayern Munich. And Eddie Howe didn't play him last weekend because he said he's looking to the future. So one presumes he might be left out again. I find the Bayern Munich links slightly odd. Anthony Gordon's quite a good player. I don't think he's anywhere near as good as he thinks he is. And I couldn't imagine him getting near that Bayern Munich first team. But who knows? I'd give West Ham a decent chance. And they could also get battered. I don't know. I'm obviously speaking with a lot of hope that Newcastle do show up, Jordan.
45:29It is their last home game of the season. My friend Tommy, who is a Sunderland fan, pointed out that Newcastle are two points behind Sunderland and will absolutely not want to finish below them. Now, that is the fans. The players will obviously care, but, you know, Kieran Trippier's last game as well. I'm really clutching here, but, like... It's just that you are. You think they will show up, you know? Like, you think, you know, it's early evening and St. James' will be rocking, and please, Newcastle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're struggling there, Max. Wash your mouth out, Max. You've put a very good case forward there, Max, but I'm not sure any of those reasons trump West Ham's motivation which is bigger than all of those things I think they get a result there and this isn't with my Arsenal hat on, I think Spurs are in trouble I think Spurs had to beat Leeds I think Spurs had to beat Leeds I think they've left the door open.
46:24Don't say it twice, don't say it twice I heard you the first time I think that was an opportunity missed for Spurs, I think West Ham go there and win I think West Ham has been playing from my vague memory they've been playing well they haven't won all their games of late but they've been playing and fighting with a spirit that I just haven't seen in Spurs until the last couple of games I think if West Ham win this game and it goes to the last game of the season I've got a feeling Spurs might go but you've got a good case forward for Newcastle to be fair to you There is every chance that neither West Ham or Tottenham get any more points and that's fine with me but yeah Tottenham go to Chelsea on Tuesday day and then their last games are Spurs are at home to Everton and West Ham are at home to Leeds the PGMOL by the way have released the whole VAR conversation from Sunday from the game with Arsenal the Callum Wilson goal producer Tai obviously Arsenal fan listening to it was still worried they weren't going to disallow the goal elsewhere Villa Liverpool on Friday winner is guaranteed Champions League football and the losers sort of might have to sweat a bit depending on how Bournemouth get on.
47:33Barry? The Villa-Liverpool game, I'd plump for Villa if they didn't have the safety net of the Europa League final to get them into the Champions League. I'll be interested to see what team Unai Emery picks for this game. Liverpool certainly need to play better than they did against Chelsea last week because that was a very poor performance apart from, say, the first 20 minutes. Now, we had Sid on the pod on Tuesday, was it? And then Florentino Perez came out, did an absolutely tremendous press conference where he said, I'm not in bed unwell. I have to come out and sit here because as Real Madrid president, I can't allow journalists to do what they do.
48:13I work hard. I'm up early and I'm the last to go to bed. I understand there's frustration out there. If people have forgotten we've won 37 titles since I've been in charge, I'd like to know the people who are saying these things in these board of directors. I want whoever is leaking this to come out. And of course, the enemy, La Liga. We have a battle against La Liga. Corruption in the game. Systematic, he said. I love his analogy. He's always first into the boardroom and last one out. Practicing what exactly? Not practicing free kicks, but practicing hiring Jose or, you know. Sending faxes. It's very much Geoffrey Boycott on Brass Eye about getting all the way out of bed, if anyone ever remembers that.
48:55You have to get all the way out of bed. I'm not really at all. I'm 100 % out of bed. You can't bat while lying in bed. That's what it is. Anyway, it's worth reading Sid's piece on that. It's very much just the Father Ted Golden Cleric Award acceptance speech. And now the liars. Yeah, exactly. Cristiano Ronaldo, Barry, had a sad time of it. Almost won the Saudi League. And then injury time, a quite amazing own goal. Cost his side, didn't it? Yes, and we retreated to just footage of sulky Ronaldo sitting alone on the bench with his lip out, quivering. And I won't lie, I revel in his misforce. Yeah, because I'm, I don't know, I'm a small man.
49:49Yeah, no, at least you admit it. Paul says, or Pavel, he says, Hello, gang, it's Pavel here from Warsaw, Poland, to keep up with the pop tradition. I'm writing to you because the time has come and on the 17th of May, I'll marry my beautiful fiance, Magda. She's no interest in football, but she's a big Swifty and as a true millennial Harry Potter fan, being a Real Madrid fan means it was a really shitty season. So at least I'll have another reason to celebrate. Obviously, I'm hoping for truly heartwarming wishes from Barry or if by any chance they're on the pod, Barney or Johnny Lou. Sorry, Jordan.
50:18Sorry, Will. Not interested in anything from you. I hope you get divorced soon. Yeah. Thanks, Will. Go on then, Barry. Pavel and Magda. Well, Will's already stolen my line about their imminent divorce, but I hope they have a lovely day. Great wedding. I've been to a Polish wedding before. Friend of the pod, Greg Bukowski. I'll be honest, I don't know how anyone in Poland gets through the day because the speeches take place before the meal and every speech at the end of each one, everyone toasts and then knocks back a shot of vodka. I was on the floor before the soup was served. I think I left at about seven o 'clock because I was so drunk, like so drunk.
51:09So, yeah, Polish wedding. Take it handy, Paweł and Magda. I hope you have a great day and maybe just toast every second speech. Barry woke up in Gdansk, but the wedding was in North London. Yeah. Yeah. Just do the Perry Groves, you know, when he was out with the Arsenal lads and he just stood by the pot plant. For ages, they were like, God, he can hold his boots. And he was just pouring it all in the pot plant. And then Tony Adams stood next to the pot plant and he had a very bad day. Anyway, that'll do for today. Thanks, everybody. Thank you, Jordan. Cheers, mate. Cheers, Will. Cheers, Max. Thank you, Barry.
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