In short
Guardian Football Weekly “summer mailbag” bridging the World Cup and the Premier League; part one focuses on World Cup hangover, England’s mentality, and off-season “detox” questions; part two adds FIFA reform and World Cup refereeing/handball; part three is lighter listener Q&A.
Guests
Jonathan Wilson (football writer/author), Barry Glendening (Times journalist), John Bruin (panelist).
Key claims
England’s recurring “rearguard” mentality persists; Thomas Tuchel’s pragmatism (deep defending, less control) didn’t fix it, unlike earlier shifts (e.g., “Basball”/Benitez-era referenced). FIFA reform is unlikely because committee members benefit from Infantino’s system; UEFA could challenge but lacks appetite. World Cup refereeing “let it flow,” with fewer handball VAR controversies than the Premier League.
Notable examples
Argentina’s semifinal win over England; England’s Mafeking/Dunkirk-style defensive moments (Mexico game cited as working); FIFA/Balogun and Cheferin term-limit disputes; Omar Atan (Somali referee) and visa/accreditation rejections; Tour de France and Bosch/“Bosch: Legacy” recommendations; Beyond the Gates death metal festival lineup.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VODetoxing from Football: The Panel's Plans
0:00 to 0:41
Panelists share their favorite activities during football detox periods.
“Your business is only as strong as your connection.”
Detoxing from Football: The Panel's Plans
0:55 to 1:25
Panelists share their favorite activities during football detox periods.
“And we all know the worst part of being the one who fronts the money for the passes or housing.”
Detoxing from Football: The Panel's Plans
2:05 to 2:40
Panelists share their favorite activities during football detox periods.
“On the panel today, Jonathan Wilson, welcome.”
Recommendations for Crime Dramas
2:40 to 4:50
Discussion about crime procedural dramas as a recommended distraction.
“Well, traditionally, I always enjoy watching the Tour de France as my bridge between the end of the domestic season and the start of the next one.”
Music Festivals and Gigs: Plans for the Off-Season
4:50 to 8:40
Panelists talk about attending music festivals and concerts during downtime.
“And I very much enjoyed, while out and about in Hollywood, seeing places that are recognized from the Bosch TV series.”
Family Life During Football Breaks
8:40 to 9:50
Panelist shares thoughts on family life and the challenges of being away.
“I need to be back on Sunset Boulevard with Christine Quinn.”
England's Football Future: World Cup Hopes
9:50 to 14:01
Discussion on England's chances of winning a World Cup in the future.
“So I suspect he might lose the ODI job soon as well.”
Reflections on England's World Cup Journey
14:01 to 16:33
Discussion on England's past performances in the World Cup and the broader mentality around winning.
“But that's something about the mentality, isn't it?”
Reflections on England's World Cup Journey
16:43 to 17:14
Discussion on England's past performances in the World Cup and the broader mentality around winning.
“And we all know the worst part of being the one who fronts the money for the passes or housing.”
Reflections on England's World Cup Journey
17:15 to 17:48
Discussion on England's past performances in the World Cup and the broader mentality around winning.
“As a small business owner, you're the CEO, the marketing team, and the customer service rep all at once.”
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FIFA's Resistance to Reform
17:53 to 24:11
Examination of FIFA's structure and its resistance to meaningful change.
“Welcome to part two of the Guardian Football Weekly.”
Handball Controversies and Referee Decisions
24:12 to 28:01
Discussion on the lack of handball controversies in the recent World Cup and its implications.
“He portrays himself as this champion of the Global South and yet he would say, look, we've expanded the World Cup, there's now 16 more teams and the vast majority of those are from the Global South.”
Refereeing in the World Cup
28:01 to 30:30
Discussion on refereeing standards and handball debates in the World Cup.
“It's something that, appearing on the pod regularly, we simply discuss every time in the Premier League.”
Refereeing in the World Cup
30:34 to 31:06
Discussion on refereeing standards and handball debates in the World Cup.
“I was recently talking to a shop owner who told me their worst nightmare isn't a slow day, it's the vanishing act.”
Listener Feedback and Mistaken Identities
31:20 to 32:02
The panel discusses listener questions and mistaken celebrity identities.
“And we all know the worst part of being the one who fronts the money for the passes or housing.”
Favorite James Bond and Anecdotes
32:02 to 37:12
Panelists share their favorite James Bond actors and related stories.
“Welcome to part three of the Guardian Football Weekly.”
Fruits and Vegetables Debate
37:12 to 42:01
Discussion on favorite fruits and vegetables, including humorous anecdotes.
“This was told by David Bowie, not to be, I should say, but David moved into a place in Switzerland and the next door neighbour happened to be Roger Moore.”
Humorous Stories and Play Experiences
42:01 to 43:31
Listeners will enjoy quirky anecdotes about play experiences and food challenges.
“The only problem with that is that I'd only heard of one person that did that, and that was the Gloucestershire builder slash serial killer Fred West, so it's probably not a good look.”
Humorous Stories and Play Experiences
44:09 to 44:25
Listeners will enjoy quirky anecdotes about play experiences and food challenges.
“We've all felt that pit in our stomach when the connection flares up right when it matters most.”
Transcript
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1:38Jonathan Wilson:Hello and welcome to the Guardian Football Weekly. It's a mailbag, I guess Mark Langdon would call it, a bridge between the joy, agony of the World Cup and the start of the Premier League. You'd have thought after daily pods for so long you might want to listen to something about the news or politics or food or what people did yesterday, but we can only conclude you have Stockholm Syndrome. This is your life and our life forever. So welcome. You can't get away. Your questions on football and life. This is today's Guardian Football Weekly. On the panel today, Jonathan Wilson, welcome. Morning. How are you doing?
2:08Jonathan Wilson:Very well, thank you. Hello, John Bruin. Hello. And welcome, Barry Glendening. Hello. So we are recording the morning after the semifinal victory for Argentina over England. But you are listening to this at least a week after the World Cup has finished. So we're going to try. We are. There are some England questions, but we'll start in the mode that hopefully we are all in as you listen to this from Joachim says, what is your favorite thing to do in a football detoxing period like the one coming up? And don't say spend time with your family because we all know that's not true. We'll get to that.
2:45Jonathan Wilson:Barry. Well, traditionally, I always enjoy watching the Tour de France as my bridge between the end of the domestic season and the start of the next one. This year, because of the World Cup and because we're in the States, it's more or less passing me by. And that's a bit of a shame, but I am keeping tabs on it. And I would suspect by the time this goes out, Tadej Pogacar will have won this year's Tour de France by about five hours and 26 minutes because he's unstoppable. I also enjoy watching crime procedural dramas and box sets. would you have a recommendation Wilson for Barry of a crime procedural drama that could get him from the end of the World Cup to the start of the Premier League well we were actually
3:42Barry Glendenning:we were talking about Bosch last night weren't we Barry that it turns out I'm actually slightly behind you on Bosch but I've very much enjoyed Bosch there's sort of three incarnations of it there's Bosch there's Bosch legacy and then there's Ballard which sadly is not about the Sondland centre-back but I finished the first iteration of Bosch on the flight from Dallas to New York So anybody who hasn't, it's not really a recommendation for Barry because he's already seen it. And indeed, you're well into Ballard territory. But anybody who hasn't watched Bosch, it's very good.
4:12Jonathan Wilson:And it's not, Bosch is not the, it's not the man who says Bosch and eats big Chinese takeaways. It's not that. No, it's a Bosch man. Big John. It's not Big John.
4:21Barry Glendenning:LA detective Harry Bosch. Got it. Played by Titus Welliver, who I suspect has the coolest name in the world. or actually has the two coolest names because Harry Bosch, his full name is Hieronymus Bosch after the Dutch, I think, artist. And the actor's name is Titus Welliver. He also was in Deadwood. But Bosch is very much set in Hollywood based on the novels by Michael Connolly, who I'm also a big fan. I'm reading one of his at the moment. And I very much enjoyed, while out and about in Hollywood, seeing places that are recognized from the Bosch TV series.
5:04Jonathan Wilson:And to confirm you said he was in Deadwood, not in Jedwood. That would be different. John, what will you be doing for your detox? Well, like Baz, I do enjoy a bit of Tour de France. There will be some... I'm going to the England-Pakistan Test Series and I'm also going to the Beyond the Gates Death Metal Festival. Yes, this is what I'm interested in. Yeah. Do you know what? Let me just read you the line-up and see what you think of these bands, shall we? Yeah. Where is it? It's in a Scandinavian wood, is it? It's sort of like 10 % stout that you have to drink and just yell loudly. That's sort of the vibe I'm getting.
5:48Go and burn a church. Yeah. Weirdly enough, one of the motifs is a burning church, yes.
5:57And part of the law of the Norwegian black metal scene is actually the torching of churches, which is not a very nice incident. But anyway, so yeah, 2026. So some of your very big favorites here. Top loader, Lighthouse Family.
6:22Dancing in the Moonlight played at the start and end of the set So, Testament, one of your favourites The mighty Electric Wizard, who I'm actually really looking forward to seeing The mighty Blood Incantation Some of these I can't even read Because you know they do the writing The font is gothic The font is, yeah Spectral Wound Yeah, they sound good, don't they?
6:52Jonathan Wilson:It's a fairly rude one for a name. Sounds like what Declan Rice had before the semi-final, doesn't it? Yeah, he ate the wrong lettuce and had a spectral wound, yeah. Castle Rat, they sound good. The Ruins of Beverast, which sounds like some sort of Tolkien offshoot, doesn't it? And my friend that I attend with this is very excited about the line-up. I just tend to go along and, you know, feel the vibes. And the vibes are great. It's very, very friendly. Bogan is a lovely place. Well, next week, actually, which by the time people are listening to will be last week or a couple of weeks ago, I'm off to see the Maccabees in Bristol, which is not quite as intense, I suspect, as John's gig.
7:40But friend of the show, Felix White, is hopefully sorting me out for that. Good man. Last night, I had a chat with Liam Frey from the court scene is he called when we were debriefing and he wished us all the best. And they're playing some gigs. So, you know, and he offered you a lot of love, Max. So there you go. So hi, Liam.
8:01Jonathan Wilson:Thank you, Liam. Yeah. I hope you're well as well, Liam. On the subject of not wanting to spend time with your family, actually, I cannot wait to see. It is amazing how much you miss your children and Mrs Rushton having been away for this long. But I am on a promise to not say the words, I'm tired for six weeks from the moment I land. I am not allowed to say. It doesn't matter how bone tired I am or what hour of the day they wake up. I am doing every morning and every night time for six weeks. That is the debt that I have racked up. So I cannot wait to see them. I miss them so much. Within half an hour, I'll be like, I need to be back on Sunset Boulevard with Christine Quinn.
8:43Jonathan Wilson:And that's how I'll be. But for that half hour, it will be amazing. um regarding your fatigue max of one of many things i've learned about you on this odyssey is that you can fall asleep at the drop of a hat so like you will go to bed for 20 minutes and have an 18 minute sleep and then just get up i it's a superpower i don't think you appreciate how lucky you are to be able to do well as i based my life on jack reacher he often said sleep when you can like the marines you have to sleep when you can because you never know when the next attack is coming and that attack here could just be another podcast uh at home it could be a child waking but it is proper brush teeth lights off clothes off in bed 17 minutes down out and that's the only way i can survive because you never know when your next sleep is coming yes john i think i think it goes for both of jonathan and max that they never know when the next pod is coming i mean you're right soon yeah but they're both it's not gonna be a long time i consider i do me fair share of pods but you two just take it to the nth degree there's just a klaxon in the sky i see it's a big p in the sky and you've got to go back and podcast okay let's do my fourth of six today so wow very well done there's only three or four for me oh no this is this is two of three for me god it's a terribly short day um one of three okay let's do so we're doing well yeah paul says should england appoint brendan mccullum as their new manager run towards the danger we've had we've had two weeks wilson uh uh you know i i don't know if basball would work but uh what do you think to the question i mean he's still england one day
10:28Barry Glendenning:manager isn't he and he seems to be doing quite well t20 wise england hammering india when we were over here, which obviously I didn't see any of, and now top of the T20 rankings, although they were well beaten in the ODI, and their record in the ODI since the last World Cup final is dismal. So I suspect he might lose the ODI job soon as well. Maybe he does have a free time. I mean, I don't think Brendan McCollum's response to going ahead would be to bunker down with eight players on the edge of his own box. No. So in that sense, if we need a short, sharp shock to break England out of the Mafeking tendency,
11:04Jonathan Wilson:then maybe that is the solution yeah do you think wilson that we're all you know late 40s early 50s right so let's say we have 30 years 35 years to go do you think england's men's team will win a world cup in our lifetime yeah maybe i mean it's possible 50 50 i mean if if well people will know
11:29Barry Glendenning:this won't they but if spain uh if spain have won on sunday uh on the sunday is to come for us then england will be the only team remaining with only which have won the world cup once and once only which for neatness's sake makes me think i'm guaranteed to win in 2030 and then there'll be no single time world cup winners but if argentina win have won then uh i don't think that's a certain
11:55Jonathan Wilson:But do you think, John, there is a, you know, it's still fresh in our minds. And like by the time people listen, it will be a bit old and, you know, and I pretty much like five minutes afterwards, I'm like, OK, you know, like my love of football is if we win, it's great. And if we lose, I'm kind of expecting it for all the teams I follow. But do you think there is a mentality, like a psychology, like something intangible for England that doesn't exist for the other big footballing powers? Yeah, this is it, isn't it? Thomas Tuchel was brought in to change that mentality and picking over the post-mortems, I think the reasonable point is that he couldn't change he decided to even take it on yet further OK, these players are going to defend deep and try and kick their way out and they're not going to control the ball and they're just going to hope and hit and hope and he decided to buy fully into that mentality I think as Jonathan said on the pod afterwards it wasn't like Southgate Southgate was at least trying to do stuff and you actually look at the substitutions they were much more attacking let's not really escape that I imagine by the time this goes out everyone will have had quite enough of that we might even have had enough of Thomas Tuchel him and Keir Starmer could be holidaying together in Ibiza by the time this goes out, couldn't they?
13:17But yeah, listen, I think we said this after various finals that England have lost or various big matches that they've lost, is that there is a corner of a football match that is forever England, which is an England player chasing, knackered, after a ball, losing it, no one getting the second ball, and the opponent's going back against them and then having to hack it clear and have to live and see out this danger. And maybe that's why the Mexico game was such a swell of national emotion because this time it actually worked. And it felt like the Dunkirk spirit, the Mafeking, hey, let's just go all the war images, whatever.
13:58It's probably a little regrettable that we have to do that. But that's something about the mentality, isn't it? That we celebrate stuff that's defensive. The underdog spirit, the bulldog spirit, such as it is, and it's something you've got to be a little bit careful with in these times, but the rearguard effort is something we find heroic and the thing is the rearguard effort hasn't really worked for us we've got to be honest about this and that's why Basbal worked for England for a little while because it changed the mentality I don't think England needs to be quite as evangelistic and talk about how we're saving international football because that's doing okay for itself I think but there has to be someone to come in And weirdly enough, Thomas Tuchel, as a pragmatist, maybe wasn't the correct fit because we maybe need an evangelist and someone to change the culture.
14:53Yes, we got there. We got there.
14:56Jonathan Wilson:You must, Barry, feel quietly confident now going into it. I know you are nervous, but you'll always have, you know, it's like Totteringham's Day or whatever it is. You know, it's Glenn Denning's Day when, you know, the day after England are out and you can just walk freely for the rest of the tournament. Well, I thought England would win the World Cup just gone. I really did. I was terrified. They didn't. They blew the semifinal. And look, as for whether England will ever win one in our lifetime, you're convinced, Max, my lifetime will be a lot shorter than yours. Oh, I don't know. Anyway, let's not forget, for a very long time, Spain's inability to win a World Cup was a standing joke.
15:41and then they won one and they also won the Euros. Was it twice? Once, twice? So I suspect at some point England will win one. You know, see also Paris Saint-Germain, their inability or their almost heroic ability to mess up Champions League campaigns and they've since got their act together. So I wouldn't worry too much if I was ye. but I think this one for those of us who don't want England to win a World Cup the one just gone will be always have a very special place in our hearts yeah I bet
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18:06Jonathan Wilson:Welcome to part two of the Guardian Football Weekly. Jed says, how can we resist FIFA and its nonsense? Wilson.
18:12Barry Glendenning:Very hard. I mean, the problem with FIFA is, I mean, manifold, but the reason why it's so resistant to reform is that the delegates who vote for Gianni Infantino, a lot of them benefit from that relationship, that if you're on a FIFA committee, and FIFA committees in 2024 lose a vote to expand the number of FIFA committees from 7 to 35. and if you're on a FIFA committee you get your salary you get a stipend and you get expenses which are pretty generous and if you're enjoying that then you're never going to vote against a president who allows that to happen. So I think the only challenge really can come from UEFA, I don't think it'll come from this UEFA, I don't think Alcander Cefurin really has the stomach for the fight but realistically if you had a World Cup without any of the top European teams and if they could hive off Brazil, Argentina and then possibly take Japan, South Korea, US, Mexico then you don't really have much left but you'd have to have a very strong constituency there who wanted reform and what we've seen you know when the Balogun decision happened and UEFA came out and condemned it there were only four European associations who backed that up who were obviously maybe it was five it was belgium germany netherlands and norway was anybody else so maybe it was just four and and the english fa didn't because the fa is looking to host a women's world cup in 2035 and doesn't want the decision will be announced in november doesn't want to scupper that and i think they've probably got their eye on a bid for the world cup in either 2038 or 2042 depending on the regulations so again they don't want to make an enemy of infantino now um and i think you know the fa was sort of burned by them condemning chefferen and his sort of um fiddling about with term limits for uefa president in 2024 and nobody else not even the norwegians who've been very sort of hard on fifa uh not even the norwegians spoke up in in support so i think the the fa will have fine we'll just look after ourselves so i see very little hope of change frankly yeah and do you think john like we care
20:24Jonathan Wilson:and we're really you know we are deeply invested in this sort of stuff professionally as well as like caring about the game and i you know you did wonder if the the fact that it spilled onto the pitch you know the suspension of ronaldo's suspension the suspension of balagan's suspension immediately i think i can't remember if barry said it or someone else said it you know You can understand why fans think this is bent now, even if it isn't. There is a difference to the game being run badly or people not having the best interest of the game at heart off the pitch. Once it goes on to the pitch, could that be a paradigm shift in this?
20:58Jonathan Wilson:Or do you think that is sort of wishful thinking? Yeah, I mean, I think the grace and favour, sinecure and patronage stuff that Jonathan talks about, that will go on while, you know, everyone's on the gravy train. But this is what happens, isn't it, where when things fall down, when come down, look at the previous FIFA regime. We all knew to a certain extent, there were many, many stories about what was happening. and then these falls come almost suddenly, don't they? And that's the thing. But we do live in a political climate where, to follow the leadership of the country that we are currently in at the moment, you can style it out, you can be brazen and that's pretty much how Infantino has chosen to do it.
21:44It's almost as, you know, he doesn't do many press conferences. Those decisions that they make, like the Bellingham decision, they're brazen. They just say, well, we made the decision, what can you do about it? But as we've seen with the fall of Trump previously, and maybe that may come again, and he did come back. As you've seen in the UK with someone like Nigel Farage, who was riding very high. Suddenly, if they've let something slip, if there's a chink in the armour or something like that, that's when change can come. The issue is, as Jonathan alluded to, is who is willing of the other confederations who are Seferin or UEFA, who have recently painted themselves as the anti-FIFA.
22:36You know, they've gone against hydration breaks. They've gone against various rulings that have taken part in this World Cup. But that's as far as it goes. Philippe, we must credit at this point, saying that Infantino would never be a reformer of FIFA. that wasn't going to happen but when the shit goes down we need someone ready to actually take this on but it may be impossible because the amount of interest involved everyone wants a drink out of it don't they and that's the big issue really well I think when Blasher went down we all thought Gianni Infantino would be the saviour didn't we but Philippe did not to be fair right okay yeah Well, Philippe knows far more about this stuff than I do, but I always saw Infantino as this quite amiable, bald bloke who conducted Champions League draws and seemed harmless enough.
23:34And his reign at FIFA has us all pining for the good old days of Sepp. So who's to say that if Infantino was to go for whatever reason, that his successor wouldn't be worse again. Because that, as Johnston has said, is quite the gravy train chugging along there and no one who's on board wants it to be derailed.
24:06Jonathan Wilson:And actually, there's a question, Wilson, on the criticism that you get if you criticise FIFA and Infantino is this is a very Eurocentric sort of view of things. And I suppose, you know, do football fans care anywhere really deeply and do football fans in those smaller countries that get the patronage from fifa care at all like like you know the or i mean it's very hard to i don't know and maybe you don't know maybe it's not a fair question but do you see what i mean that there is this idea you know we are coming from a eurocentric angle what we see we see with our eyes but that doesn't necessarily mean that other people believe that yeah but i think even
24:43Barry Glendenning:to put it in those terms is to put it in the terms Infantino wants us to put it in. He portrays himself as this champion of the Global South and yet he would say, look, we've expanded the World Cup, there's now 16 more teams and the vast majority of those are from the Global South. In many ways that is a very good thing, it is a very positive thing. You saw him, he hasn't been anywhere near as vocal at this World Cup, but the previous one talking about how people in Europe should be silent for 3 ,000 years because of their past crimes. And you think, well, yeah, but right now we knew that in Qatar there were, I mean, however many thousand migrant worker deaths at least related to World Cup projects.
25:26Barry Glendenning:And the idea that somehow the criticism of obvious abuses can be weaponized against the people making the criticism is, I mean, it's a classic populist trick. And I think people go along with, people are so sort of terrified of being seen to ignore the justified complaints of the Global South that they sort of allow that narrative to develop. And, you know, migrant worker deaths are disgusting. Whoever's sort of causing them, whatever sort of cause is being espoused alongside it. So I think what we've seen at this tournament with the issue with Omar Atan, the Somali ref, I think the fact that it varies from country to country, but over 80 % of applications for visas from fans from Africa going to the US and Canada were turned down.
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26:26Barry Glendenning:A very high proportion of journalist requests for accreditation and for visas were turned down. um i think egypt's anger over refereeing in the argentina game i think there is now a recognition in certain areas from certain people that infantino is not actually a friend of the global south and that combines with and i'm sure asasi has said this on on the podcast fifa's contempt for africa the way it's used africa i think that that is slowly filtering through but at the same time these are quite abstract things and the vast people just don't care and that's why i think you're the point you made before the balligan issue the fact it seemed to extend onto the pitch it's a bit like in the same way there's all these scandals around boris johnson but the one that cuts through his party gate because that's the one that sort of seems most relevant to the most people it could be a similar thing but you know the the delegates who on these committees on on the gravy train they don't care no uh paul says uh dear all thanks
27:28Jonathan Wilson:for the Insight Entertainment throughout the World Cup. There was a distinct lack of handball-related VAR controversy at the World Cup, despite this having blighted previous international tournaments and the Premier League. Handball's given for innocuous things and the like. What's the reason? Did the rules change? Or have players really adapted and become adept at keeping their arms out of their way? What do you think about that, John? And also, actually, the sort of letting the game flow vibe of this tournament. Do you know what's interesting? I hadn't really thought about the handball thing, but it's true, isn't it?
28:01It's something that, appearing on the pod regularly, we simply discuss every time in the Premier League. And yet, for some reason, sense seems to have prevailed in this World Cup. And I suppose one thing about World Cups is a lot of the time the protocols do extend into the domestic football. And often they can be for the better. And let's hope that's the case. Though I have a feeling that on a wet Monday morning in October, we'll be debating a saliba handball or other, you know, and it just goes back to the... Where are Adam Smith's arms meant to go? Yeah, does anyone know what handball is? And to be fair to the referees at this World Cup, they did do that.
28:45Now, we are talking the day after the England game where, let's just say, Let It Flow in the first half was taken to the nth degree. I think, as I said to you during the corner of my eye, I wasn't really noticing. When they were singing the Argentinian anthem, I thought for a moment I saw the referee singing it. That wasn't the case before anyone issues anything. This is for humour's sake, but I just got a bad feeling about that. Now, there is this talk of it being Argentina's World Cup as a result and all that stuff, but the refereeing has been okay. I always come back to this that, remember, this is a World Cup in North America.
29:29North Americans do not like simulation, diving, flopping as they call it. They like to let it flow. It was the same in the 2014 World Cup, which I think was a bit too much rough stuff to remember when Neymar got kicked out of the tournament. This one, there have been some quixotic refereeing performances, it's fair to say. But overall, the standard has been decent. And probably the best thing about it is that handball thing that sense has descended. We aren't talking about natural positions. We aren't, you know. And actually, I don't even know what a natural position. If your arm can point in a certain direction, you can hold it there.
30:07That's natural, surely. Unless you turn into Mr. Tickle. Yeah. And do you know what? That's given me a sense of Premier League season dread of handball debates and late-night phone-ins over that.
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32:02Jonathan Wilson:Welcome to part three of the Guardian Football Weekly. Ian says, I left the UK in 1991. I've been listening to the Guardian Football Weekly since it started in 2006. I don't think it was even called a podcast back then. Anyway, when Max stood in for Jimbo, my lack of knowledge meant that in my mind, I thought that Max was Max Clifford, the publicist. I was slightly surprised how energetic and positive he sounded, considering his agent background. Have the panelists ever been mistaken for other more or less famous celebrities? uh uh ian writes it's a it's a small one but he's a great lad so uh paul hurst of the times i i used to be uh martin martin samuel martin used to think that i was paul hurst for a while so that's good
32:41Barry Glendenning:okay that is niche that is niche yeah wilson yeah uh i've twice well see if you can work out who is actually i've twice been uh asked if i was a particular actor and i think that actor will be devastated by the comparison. I know this, but I can't. Jimmy Nail. Jimmy Nail. No, not Jimmy Nail. So once was in a restaurant in Istanbul and once was in an airport in, I think in Spain. They were foreign people, so maybe just not used to.
33:12Jonathan Wilson:Right, so it's an English actor.
33:14Barry Glendenning:Not English, but British. A British actor.
33:17Jonathan Wilson:Oh, a Scottish actor. David Tennant. David Tennant, yeah. yeah okay so i mean if they um if they sort of if david tenor was playing as an older slightly iller it's a bit like i've had ben affleck but the movie he's in he has like a degenerative disease it's that you know you look like david tenor but not a well one um but as apart from uh i met our tom watson the former labor deputy leader i have been mistaken for Graham Linehan, which Wow! Yeah. I would like to say I do not share his views. I actually used to know Graham a bit back in the 90s when he was an up-and-coming comedy writer. But yeah, probably the less said about that, the better.
34:15And Chris O'Dowd is another one, the actor. he is from Sligo or Mayo, I'm not sure, in the west of Ireland. But yeah, so the two of them, basically.
34:29Jonathan Wilson:Do you think you would have done a better or worse job than him in Bridesmaids? Well, I can't act, so... So probably worse.
34:37Barry Glendenning:Yeah, worse. Well, hang on, this is real. I assumed this was a character you were playing, Barry. Is this actually you? Yeah, this is a real me. I quite like to be an actor, but my acting ambitions have always been thwarted by the fact that I just cannot act for Toffee. I have been recognised by a famous person who thought I was... Oh, okay. I was once in a nightclub in Manchester, and Clint Boone of the Inspiral Carpets came over and said, All right, mate, how are you doing? Been years. We've never met before. so Clint thought I was someone else well I had to sort of say I think you've maybe got me mistaken for someone and I just thought hang on who is he mistaking me for which is the dread thought of who he actually thought I was did he think I was some desiccated ex-manc star of the early 90s or something like that.
35:33Jonathan Wilson:Did he think you were Bez? Did he think you were Bez? Manny that's the question
35:40Jonathan Wilson:This is from Adrian who's your favourite James Bond? Wilson
35:45Barry Glendenning:probably Roger Moore because I went through a phase of thinking that Roger Moore ones were ridiculous but actually I think the ridiculousness is the key to it I think it's obviously nonsense it's not the carré level plotting and therefore the arch way he played it was probably the right way to do it maybe it's just the age you are maybe the bonds that come out when you're 8 or 9 in the same way your first World Cup's always your best. Maybe your first Bond is always your best.
36:16Jonathan Wilson:Yeah. When you're just watching ITV at Christmas and it comes on. So I suspect we're all Connery Moore types. Barry? Yeah, Connery for me. He would very much be my go-to Bond. But I can never remember. You could throw any Bond film at me in title and I wouldn't know who the Bond was in it. Apart from the living Daylights is Timothy Dalton. I'm confident, I'm quietly confident of that. But apart from that, I'm not sure. John? It's got to be Raj. Lazenby doesn't get the credit. Lazenby is underrated.
36:55Barry Glendenning:On Her Majesty's Secret Service, which is a Lazenby one, isn't it? That is probably the best Bond film. So from that point of view, maybe Lazenby is, in terms of pound for pound, maybe he is the best. Of all of them, who would I have a drink with? I think it would be Rog, but I did hear a story. This was told by David Bowie, not to be, I should say, but David moved into a place in Switzerland and the next door neighbour happened to be Roger Moore. So the first night, Rog knocks on and says, hi, I'm your neighbour. And they sat and had this great night where Roger told all these anecdotes and it was absolutely fantastic.
37:30The next night, Rog came round, he said, you know, they poured a gin and tonic and told exactly the same stories. The same happened the next night. And on the fourth night, David Bowie and his son, Duncan, hid under the kitchen so that Rog was left hanging. But there you go. It's like reading Wilson's articles about Cristiano Ronaldo.
37:57Jonathan Wilson:TSP says, as a fan of analogue technologies, I'm fascinated by Barry's use of a notebook rather than a laptop, like many journalists. Does he take notes in the notebook during a match and use those to compile his notes for each podcast? I don't see others on the pod referencing written notes. Just curious. Barry, analog Barry. Yeah, I take notes, and I always use the same specific kind of notebook, which Barney remarked upon. He said a lot of lawyers use them, and they're the sort of best in the business. Goat. I don't have one to hand, but like an A4 size paper notebook. And because I'm a lefty, I don't like refill pads with the holes on the left-hand side because, you know, it doesn't...
38:45Barry Glendenning:I got left-handed, not socialist. Sorry, I was kind of like... Yeah, yeah, yeah. And yeah, if I don't take notes, I can't remember things. So I presume other panellists just have better memories than me because, you know, during this World Cup, we were watching sometimes four or five games a day. I can't remember what happened in which game. I'm not that good. And then on, you know, if it's Premier League night or Champions League night, there's five, six games, whatever to be across. So I need to write things down to remember them. And I just like prefer writing to using a laptop longhand. I'm old school.
39:29Jonathan Wilson:yeah um christian says providing mark langland isn't on the panel uh if you could only eat five fruits or vegetables for the rest of your life what would they be actually it's a very if you've only got five between both fruit and vegetables this is tricky i will go to you first jonathan wilson uh are we counting potatoes we are counting potatoes potatoes well potatoes definitely because
39:56Barry Glendenning:They're so versatile and varied. You can do lots with them. Yeah. I really like dates.
40:05Jonathan Wilson:Wow. Dates is a big shout.
40:07Barry Glendenning:Well, they like toffee but healthy. They were the best thing about the Qatar World Cup for me was the great selection of dates in the supermarket. Interesting. Are they not full of sugar? Yeah, but it's not such bad sugar as actual sugar.
40:22Jonathan Wilson:Figs. I'm a big fan of a fig. you'd go figs and dates in your five yeah i think i know they're not dissimilar he's regular he's
40:31Barry Glendenning:regular yeah yeah uh can they play in the same plate that's the same can you play figs and dates
40:37Jonathan Wilson:together is the question isn't it tomatoes yeah and i guess onions just i could get a bit bit more
40:44Barry Glendenning:flavor in there um peppers obviously i've got a got a history of peppers um yes but no i think Yeah, I think figs and dates are my two fruits, and potatoes... Onions, tomatoes. Onions and tomatoes, yeah.
41:01Jonathan Wilson:Wow, okay. Barry?
41:03Barry Glendenning:Well, I mean, if you're including potatoes and onions... Sorry, I really like cherries. I'm bringing cherries in for figs, sorry. Okay, yeah, okay. Yes, Barry. I mean, you can't... Onions are such a staple of almost every meal. that you have to go with onion. Potatoes, absolutely couldn't live without them. Peas, tomatoes, and... You need a fruit. I need a fruit. Grapes. Okay. Are you turning into wine? I just like grapes. Good. I don't eat a huge amount of fruit,
41:42Jonathan Wilson:but I like grapes. Okay, fine. Good reason to pick them, John. Yeah. I always say my favourite vegetable is onions, to the point where someone asked me the other day, would I eat an onion like an apple? Like, you know, like bite from it, like, you know, out of a bowl. I hope you wouldn't be as noisy as Max's. No. The only problem with that is that I'd only heard of one person that did that, and that was the Gloucestershire builder slash serial killer Fred West, so it's probably not a good look.
42:13Barry Glendenning:um well i went to a play in buenos aires once which i think was called amenos tenemos sebushes so at least we have onions and the final climactic scene this is a spoiler if anybody is going to see that play is them eating onions like apples because that's all they've got left
42:29Jonathan Wilson:wow yeah i mean you can't imagine an advert where you know they've decided who can we get to be the face of onions and they pick fred west it doesn't seem right although i once in my sort of wacky student days we were doing we were putting like cash on the table to like could you eat a lime in one bite here's eight quid josh go for it and josh spent an hour with a lime in his mouth trying to get the you know to pierce the skin to get through the rubber skin and when the vitamin c hit him and i think it was onion in three bites and fraser went for it and his first bite he really went big and the sadness in his eyes and face and body and for days and days his he was not right like Like downstairs was a real problem.
43:11A friend of mine was once challenged to eat a pound of butter and ended up getting hospitalised. So there you go. Oh, God.
43:19Jonathan Wilson:And what do you say to the doctor? What possible conversation do you say? I just slipped. I slipped and the lure pack went right in. Anyway, that'll do for our first mailbag. Nice variety there. Football Weekly is produced by Rory Simon and Matt Bentley-Binney. Our executive producer is Joel Grove. Back for the same sort of stuff next week.
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