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Football Weekly Extra: Is Xabi Alonso’s Time Up at Real Madrid?
Episode Overview In this episode of *Football Weekly Extra*, host Max Rushden is joined by panelists Barry Glendenning, Mark Langdon, Philippe Auclair, and Sid Lowe to discuss the implications of Manchester City’s recent victory over Real Madrid. The conversation centers on the increasing pressure on manager Xabi Alonso amid mounting criticism and disappointing performances.
Key Discussion Points
Real Madrid's Struggles
- Recent Performance: Real Madrid's 1-2 loss to Manchester City marks their worst league performance in four and a half years, with only one win in their last five matches.
- Pressure on Alonso: Following the loss, discussions within the club suggest that Alonso’s job may be at risk. Sid Lowe indicates that Alonso's future may hinge on immediate results in upcoming matches.
- Injury Issues: The team is currently facing a significant number of injuries, which complicates the evaluation of Alonso's managerial effectiveness.
Managerial Dynamics
- Alonso's Style vs. Player Attitudes: The discussion touches on the difficulty Alonso faces in getting players to adapt to his structured coaching style, contrasting with previous coaches who allowed more freedom.
- Leadership Vacuum: The absence of strong personalities in the locker room, following the departures of notable players like Sergio Ramos and Cristiano Ronaldo, is highlighted as a significant factor affecting team morale and performance.
Tactical Analysis
- Lack of Cohesion: The panel discusses the team's lack of cohesion and tactical clarity, particularly in midfield, where there is a noted absence of a playmaker.
- Player Accountability: Players like Vinicius Jr. are scrutinized for not passing when opportunities arise, suggesting a breakdown in team dynamics.
Future Prospects
- Discussion on Potential Successors: The panel speculates about possible replacements for Alonso if he were to be dismissed. Names like Zinedine Zidane and other internal candidates are mentioned.
- Long-Term Solutions: The conversation emphasizes that simply changing the manager may not address deeper issues within the club's structure and player recruitment.
Notable Quotes
- "There’s only one Vinicius, but there are loads of managers out there." - Sid Lowe
- "Making the players think it was their idea" - Vicente Del Bosque's quote on effective management.
Other Highlights
- Champions League Round-Up: The episode also briefly covers other matches in the Champions League, including performances from Arsenal and Newcastle.
- Upcoming Premier League Matches: Team matchups are previewed, including notable derbies and implications for league standings.
Conclusion This episode of *Football Weekly Extra* provides a comprehensive analysis of Real Madrid's current challenges under Xabi Alonso, exploring the intricate balance of management style, player dynamics, and the pressing need for immediate results. The discussions reflect the high stakes of football management at elite clubs and the complexities involved in sustaining success in the competitive landscape of European football.
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Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:00This is The Guardian.
0:30goals from Mad Wake here, Martinelli too. We'll round up the rest of the Champions League action before a Premier League preview. The Tyne Weir Derby is back and we'll leave plenty of time for Philippe to get stuck into the World Cup draw, the ticket prices, drinks breaks and the ethics committee. All that plus your questions and that's today's Guardian Football Weekly.
0:52On the panel today, Barry Glendening, hello. Hi Max. From the Racing Post, Mark Langdon. Hi Max. Bonjour, ça va, Philippe Auclair. Ça va très bien Max, bonjour. Bonjour and hola, comment est-ce ? Sid Lowe. Muy bien, gracias Sid. Pour part uno, solamente. Anyway, right, let's start at the Bernabeu then. Real Madrid 1, Man City 2, another loss of Real Madrid. One win in their last five in the league, Sid. Their worst run in four and a half years. And I mean, you were telling me yesterday, Alonso's basically gone, which from the outside seems kind of mad. Yeah, but it's Real Madrid. and it's the nature of it.
1:30And I think you've got to look slightly beyond the results to the mechanics within the dressing room, to the way that they're playing, to the level of performance, to the kind of tensions that you always get at Real Madrid. On Sunday night, after they were beaten by Celta de Vigo and they weren't just beaten, they were pulled about the pitch by Celta de Vigo. It was really fascinating to watch, actually. There was a meeting at the Bernabeu. Long into the night, plenty of the people around the president feeling like maybe it's not a bad idea that he gets sacked. There was an inclination to do that then, but there was a decision to hold on in part to kind of allow, I suppose, this game to be a sort of a judgment, if you like, upon them.
2:08And the difficult thing now is that this game is slightly inconclusive because you can take a step back from this. And of course, this is what was happening partly last night and say, well, this is against Manchester City, who are a very, very strong team. You lose 2-1 to a debatable penalty. It doesn't really matter whether it's debatable, but it wasn't so clear cut. as to say, wow, you know, you got absolutely battered. You hit the bar in the last minute going for a comeback. There was a bit of a reaction from the team. They've got eight players missing through injury. And so you can create a kind of, if you like, a positive narrative around it.
2:40But it's still only now two wins in the last eight games. They've got two more before Christmas. I think I'm right in saying they go away to Alaves this weekend and then play against Sevilla, plus a Copa del Rey game, which they really shouldn't lose against third-tier team, Talavera, which is about an hour south. And so there's a huge amount of pressure there. There's that pressure there because of all of those elements. And in particular, of course, because the fault lines are showing. And the fault lines are showing. And of course, it's always much, much easier. And particularly at a club like Real Madrid, to replace the manager and to replace the players.
3:11I'm going to strip this down to the most simple thing imaginable. Which is, if you like, the kind of the mindset that underpins this. And the most simple thing imaginable in terms of that mindset is, there's only one Vinicius. But there are loads of managers out there. Right. Is that simple? I mean, is it just about him? Because this idea, there's this sort of very oversimplified idea that, you know, Real Madrid players have just, they've got such massive egos that they just want to be given a ball and say, off you go, which is sort of debasing how good Ancelotti was, unless that's what he did, right?
3:43I think it does debase Ancelotti. And I think, you know, it's kind of incumbent upon us to not always go down that route. But there is a temptation to do that. And if you look at the managers that have been really successful over the last, I mean, I think you can go back almost 30 years and you look at managers that have been really successful, is that for the most part, they've been managers with what's always known in Spanish as having a left hand, that ability to engage with the dressing. There's a lovely phrase that Vicente Del Bosque came up with once, which sums it up quite nicely, I think, which is he said, in part, the secret is making the players think it was their idea.
4:16You know, that you don't sort of impose upon them. You provide a framework through which they work. You give them a degree of freedom. Now, I think the problem is, of course, that that leads to this idea that, oh, it's the players are all lazy. They don't want to run around. I think obviously they do want to run around. They do want to compete. They do want to do things. But there is that kind of element of freedom and self-status as well as team status and some of the things that you have to do. And of course, the big contradiction at the heart of this or the big problem at the heart of this is that Xabi Alonso was brought in precisely on this basis that here's a systems coach.
4:51Here's a coach that will give them a structure. because we shouldn't forget that while Carlo Ancelotti was enormously successful, last year Real Madrid were absolutely disastrous and it just fell apart. And so you get this natural thing, I suppose, of searching for the thing you haven't got. And so there's this idea, well, what Xavier Alonso will do will bring structure. Imagine these players, but with a structure. Imagine how good it could be. But then you've got to encourage some of these players or make some of these players do some of the things that... It's not so much that they don't want to do it because that makes it sound really simple.
5:19Like they've just gone, ah, run around, not doing that. But they don't naturally do that. It's not their natural inclination that the pieces don't naturally fit together. I also think there's some holes in the squad. They don't have a midfield playmaker. They don't have Subi Mendy, who Xabi Alonso really, really wanted them to have. But here they are in this, what would we call it, in this rut, I suppose. Yeah, I suppose it's hard to make Vinicius or whoever think, I don't know if Xabi Alonso likes inverting fullbacks. This is your idea, to make him come in one day and say, hey lads I've got a great idea you know why don't why don't we press on the b of the bang or whatever is there a bit of a like a vacuum of leadership within the dressing room if you think of like in the last few years of losing Ramos and Cruz and Modric and those players that might I mean you'd imagine Modric was just like a great example in a dressing room but like players that were of that level that even if there was discontent within the ranks it wouldn't bubble beyond a sort on a certain level.
6:15Even Cristiano Ronaldo. Now, Cristiano Ronaldo, obviously, a lot is often made of his kind of self-sense, sorry to say, his sense of self-worth and how much of it is about him. But there could, I mean, you just use the word example. There's no better example than him in terms of professionalism, in terms of determination, in terms of a kind of a will to win and be really, really relentless about it. I think if you look in the dressing room now, you do sort of wonder about some of those personalities. Danny Carvajal is the really obvious example, but he's been injured a lot over the last year or so.
6:47Leadership goes beyond just the personality. I think it's about the play as well. So with someone like Tony Kroos, you can give him the ball and you play from there. Or he can take responsibility for leading to play. You look at Real Madrid, and this is a ridiculous thing in a way to say, because it sounds dismissive of footballers who are very, very good. But let's say it, where's the central midfielder? Where's the person who actually makes them play? There kind of isn't one that takes the responsibility to construct all that. Last night, they ended up playing Dani Thabajos. And again, with the risk of sounding dismissive of Thabajos, this is the one midfielder who's actually a bit of a kind of run the game kind of player, a bit of a keep the ball moving player, a bit of an imposer style on you type of player.
7:28And yet it's Dani Thabajos, who they've tried with over many years and never quite ever felt like they were entirely convinced by. So whose fault is that? Is that Alonso or is that Florentino Perez? That's a recruitment problem. That particular part of it, of course, is about hierarchy. It's about finance as well. And I think one of the things that we sometimes forget is that Real Madrid, although they do spend a lot of money, actually don't spend very much money. You look over the last few years, they've been really quite cautious with how much they've spent. There's been a handful of really big signings.
7:56This summer, in fact, in part, you could say, they signed big money on the kind of players they wouldn't normally do. Dean Halson and Alvaro Carreras cost a lot of money and they're not the kind of players that Real Madrid would normally go for. But that central midfield piece, which Xavi Alonso would very much have liked to have been Martin Thubomendi, they didn't bring in. So what happens now? That's exactly the question we were all asking ourselves last night. Last night, it feels like it slows things down a bit. It means that there isn't an imminent sacking in theory. But the underlying things are still there.
8:28Now, I think part of this, of course, is about how you react and whether or not you can get... And Shogu also said something last night. Now, obviously, this may well be wishful thinking. And, of course, the decision isn't his. He says everything passes, everything goes. In the end, you get through everything. And I suppose there will be that sense from him of what if I can get the players to respond. And some of the players last night were queuing up. Maybe they have to publicly to say that we're behind the manager. I thought Aurelien Schoeman, he's pre-match press conference, was very, very clear defence of the manager.
8:56and I thought actually a sincere one. You know, it's our fault. We're the ones not doing some of these things. But then you have to ask yourself whether they ever really can with consistency with the kind of players they've got, with the approach that some of those players have, with the structure that Xavi Alonso is trying to put in place. And also then again, that question about Xavi Alonso's ability or not to engage with those players, to seek empathy and connection with them and bring them on board. But last night you got players defending the manager. Last night you got a response at least for 20 minutes at the start or 25 minutes at the start and 20 minutes maybe at the end.
9:29And you've got a sense that maybe there can be a reaction. The problem is, let's go back a week. So a week ago, Ramadu go away to Athletic Club. They play really well. They win away at Salon Mesh, the stadium that's kind of, you know, the most mythologised in the whole of Spain. And everyone goes, oh, there you go. Something to build on. It's happened. They've fixed their problems. You know, they've sought accommodation. They've got together. They've said, listen, we're all in this together. Even if there's been issues before, come on. And we're all in the same boat. And they beat the Memphis.
9:56This is great. OK, this is the beginning, if you like, of things being calmed down. And they go back to the Bernabeu and they get absolutely battered by Celta. I know we have to move on to Manchester City at some point because they also played that game, apparently. But before that, several things. First thing, when you talk about the left hand, I love the expression. Is that like the left hand of the conductor? Because you use the right hand to beat time and use the left hand to cajole the players. Do you know what? I don't know. Because that could be an explanation. I don't know why that is.
10:23Yeah, I'm glad you've thrown that up because actually that is quite a nice explanation. So that's one thing. The second thing, I don't know if it's talked a lot about in Spain, but there was one moment yesterday which for me encapsulated what was wrong with that Real Madrid team. And I thought almost of it in sort of existential terms. On one hand, you had Manchester City for all their brittleness and their youth. They were existing. They were the being. And Real Madrid were nothingness. It was like Jean-Paul Sartre, you know, being in nothingness. And they were nothingness. And the best way to illustrate that, 59th minute, really promising situation.
11:05Vinicius gets the ball. Rodrigo has got about 20 yards of space on the right hand side and I'm there and I'm almost screaming at the screen and I'm thinking he doesn't want to pass him the ball he's going to hold on to the ball and he did and the result is that what was a clear cut opportunity, Rodrigo especially in the form that he was in in that game goes on the with a beat under our room and there's absolutely no doubt about that but he waited and waited and waited and by the time he gave the pass because he really had no other choice it was too late and i was wondering if people were talking about this as well because for me when i watched it i thought he doesn't want to pass the ball to him there's there's a problem here am i just being like uh you know paranoid conspiracy typical real madrid conspiracist no i think i mean that there has been there has been a lot of talk about about players not wanting to seek out certain types of passes but there's not been a huge amount of discussion about it specifically between Vinicius and Rodrigo.
12:05Rodrigo's barely played, by the way. When he scored last night, it was the first time he scored in 33 games, partly because he hasn't been playing many minutes in those games. And he was a player that in the summer, the club were trying to move on because they thought there was a market for him. They didn't play him at all during the Club World Cup in part to try and send him a message. But Xavi Alonso thought that he could be useful, but he really hasn't played. And he hasn't played in part, of course, because you've got, he would prefer to play on the left-hand side. I know he played on the right last night and he played very well there.
12:31and actually I think it possibly is where he's best. But Vinicius, Mbappé, Rodrigo, even Bellingham to some extent sort of drift all to the same side of the pitch. That's part of it as well. I think there is a distribution of space question. I also think there's a mechanical thing on that and the possibility that it's not so much not wanting to play the passes. There just isn't kind of, if you like, a natural immediacy of seeing those passes, of knowing that this is the structure, this is where it goes. And I think that's actually quite important. There's a moment, and it's almost around about the time you're talking about, in the second half.
13:04And it would be around about the hour where Real Madrid are playing the ball around in midfield. And then it goes back to defence and it comes around the back and it goes back into midfield again. And they're looking to see if there's a ball forward and it doesn't happen. So the ball comes back again. And the fans started whistling. And I think what we saw there was the frustration of a season in which everybody has seen that when Real Madrid can go up and run. And when a team offers them space to run behind. Because you've got players as quick as an Mbappe who admittedly didn't play yesterday in Vinicius.
13:29you can go beyond people and run out people which is what had happened in Bilbao but when Real Madrid have been in a position in which they've had to construct an attack they've had nothing this season genuinely nothing there's a phrase that doesn't work particularly well in English but the Spanish use all the time which is Real Madrid don't play at anything there's no idea there's no structure what are they playing at what is it that they are doing and the answer for so much of the season has been nothing I like the idea of Jean-Paul such a ringing talk sport Jean-Paul's online too what's your it's all about everything and nothingness brian that's what it is anyway um and everything passes which is also what mark langland says on boxing day after after a meat field christmas day what did you mark what did you make of uh this from a city point of view this game well i think from a city um point of view when you think about how they were outclassed in sort of the um in the burn about last season um it was an embarrassment really um that they were way off Real Madrid even if Real Madrid weren't at their best City were distant second in that tie over the 180 minutes and for them to have taken such a big step forward I think would have really pleased Pep Guardiola I've not been sure about them in the biggest games I would say sort of this new team but actually they feel like they're growing and definitely that left-hand side is really exciting O 'Reilly keeps on running can come inside very good technically um Sid was saying you know Real Madrid haven't got any passes you feel like O 'Reilly actually could go and play in central midfield and kind of run a game in midfield but he's doing it from left back and Doku a player that's been inconsistent I think it's fair to say in his time at City the way he's adding that just that final bit to to his play I think is really exciting for you know as far as Pep Guardiola looking at towards that second half of the season now.
15:22Jamie says on a scale of Ronnie Corbett to Bundyaki how good would Antonio Rudiger be at rugby I mean it's interesting Barry that Sid said it wasn't a blatant penalty and it looked pretty blatant it wasn't the first time in his career wasn't the first time in the game actually I think the O 'Reilly goal like if you look in the background Rudiger's like you know got his arms all over somebody. It was a penalty it was an undeniably a foul but again it's one of those ones that's often ignored by officials on this occasion it wasn't I think referees now have decided that if if a cross is going towards the player who gets bundled over then they will give a penalty if it isn't they won't so if if it had been someone behind Haaland getting bundled over it probably there would have been no uh foul given but yeah it was a penalty no no question I think Max there's something to be said about Antonio Rudiger at the risk of sounding sort of very, what's the word, very kind of very direct and sort of very nasty about him.
16:27Rudiger over the last few years at Real Madrid, and for a lot of the time, rightly so, has been celebrated as this incredible imposing centre-back of character and attitude and aggression and all the rest of it. But in particular, he's been celebrated as this madman. Like the sort of the daft things he does, all the really aggressive things, the hyper-aggressive things he does have been celebrated as el loco and over the last year or so i i feel like that needs to be rethought a little bit because he's a liability and he's a liability in part precisely because of that now most of the time he plays really well but these but it's precisely these kind of mad moments and look at him what sort of you know what what kind of crazy character i can't live with him can't live without him type guy well There is a bit of that.
17:16There is a bit of that. It's those moments that cost them. So you take this penalty last night. Was there really a need for that? This player who we go, oh, look at him. He'll grapple with everyone. He'll fight everyone. He'll face up to everyone. He'll go flying in on challenges. And as long as you're getting away with that, everyone thinks it's amazing and he's got the character you love. But that puts you on a knife edge. And for example, the moment yesterday when he could have got the second yellow card, if he'd got the second yellow card for that challenge where he comes across, which basically happens because he's a bit slow to get there but is but it feels like he's determined to do the sort of the hard man act i don't know i i feel like with him there's a risk of him tipping over to the other side if you sort of mean well we've got you a couple of other spanish bits that athletic drew nilner with psg they needed to win and psg had a lot of chance in this game but villarreal lost to copenhagen they are out of the champions league 35th position somewhat of two teams who are out domestically they've won six in a row and a third one point behind Real Madrid.
18:13So how do we square all of that? Well, on the face of it, it's very difficult to explain. I would argue a little bit with Villarreal that Villarreal are an unusually consistent team. Admittedly, this isn't 100 % borne out by the Champions League, but I think it sort of is. I think they're an unusually consistent team in that they are a team that don't really have enormous highs and lows. So they're very strong. They're very well organised. You rarely watch them and think, wow, what an amazing team. but you watch them repeatedly and think, what a strong team they are. And by the logic, what I mean by that is, they beat everyone they should beat, but they don't beat everyone they shouldn't beat or anyone they shouldn't beat.
18:52And I think in a way, what's happened in the Champions League is here's just sort of a level again. Now, the reason why I say that doesn't entirely stand up is because, correct me if I'm wrong, Copenhagen and Paphos, those are games they should win. But for example, when they were beaten by City, who I thought were much, much better away at Villarreal than they were yesterday at the Bernabeu, You just thought, wow, they're just nowhere near as good. They're just not on this same level. I thought it's worth they've also got a goalkeeper who's made some fairly significant errors. Just before you go, Sid, who gets the Real Madrid job then?
19:21Zidane back? Ha-ha, well, that's part of the problem. See, you get in this position and say, well, change the manager. Okay, who's going to take over? And now they've got some internal candidates. They've got Solari, who's still sort of hanging around there at the club as a kind of all-round footballing advisory type person. And you've got Alvaro Arbelo, who's the head of the B team, who in theory is one of Xabi Alonso's mates. But I mean, I suppose that doesn't necessarily stop you taking the first team job. Zidane's name always comes up. But Zidane, well, correct me if I'm wrong, Philippe, but Zidane, it feels like very much is just waiting for his chance to take France.
19:53And also, it's forgotten this, by the way. And this actually speaks to everything we're talking about. Zidane, when he left Real Madrid last time, left with an open letter saying he was leaving because he wasn't supported. He wasn't given authority. He wasn't backed. And he kept getting undermined by the club. Sid, do you not think Iriola, is he just not a big enough name to be Real Madrid manager? Do you know what? Yeah, I mean, actually, I think there are doubts within the game about whether Iriola is a manager to go to a different type of team, if you sort of mean. There's no doubt that he's very much admired in Spain, but he's not someone that gets talked about in Spain.
20:26One of the other things that happens, and actually this happened a little bit with Xavi Alonso, is that, of course, you have people around the president at Real Madrid making suggestions. and I think this feeds into this whole thing of, well, the manager is kind of a necessary evil. So people suggest managers and in the end, essentially, the president goes, well, okay then, without necessarily being fully convinced by it. So I think what that does do is open the door for a slightly left-field appointment, yeah. Could Aaron Eslott and Xavi Alonso just swap jobs? Ari, I was thinking this yesterday.
20:53I was thinking, how funny would it be for them to swap jobs and then meet each other in the Champions League final and Xavi Alonso to take the Champions League off Real Madrid? I mean, it's not going to happen, but it would be a lot of fun. Yeah. All right, Sid. Thanks for coming on. Pleasure. Cheerio. Sid Lowe there. Out in Spain, I'll do for part one. Part two will begin with Newcastle's draw in Leverkusen.
21:19Welcome to part two of the Guardian Football Weekly. Let's begin in Leverkusen. A two-all draw for Newcastle. They were 2-1 up with two minutes left. But Barry, a wonderful goal to level it up for the Germans. There was great Tommy Me in the build-up from Alejandro Grimaldi in the build-up, ran on to the return pass from Maza and banged it past Aaron Ramsdale. I think a draw was probably a fair enough result. Newcastle were very, very, very poor in the opening 35 minutes. They let in a very soft goal from a corner. Robert Andrick bullied Sandro Tonali at the back post at a corner. His downward header literally went in off Bruno Himmere's backside.
22:07Newcastle were a little lucky not to give away a penalty. Malik Chaw hauled down Patrick Schick. It was just inches outside the penalty area. I think, was there a case for Chaw to be sent off? Yeah, I think so. A nine goal scoring opportunity? I think so. I think it's a definite red card. made no effort to play the ball and I don't, you know Schick would have been cleaned through on goal but he got away with a yellow Newcastle's equaliser Do you remember on Question of Sport, they used to have the what happened next round and one of the Leverkusen defenders, Paul passes the ball back to Mark Flecken who's now in goal for Leverkusen and when he has the ball, he receives the pass the ball's at his feet and Nick Valtamade is at least 14 yards away from him so if you'd freezed it there and said you know what happened next I don't think anyone would ever have guessed that within four seconds Valtamade would basically be all over Flecken who had somehow allowed him to to come and attack the ball Flecken brings down Valtamade and Anthony Gordon scores the penalty Anthony Gordon supplied the cross.
23:21Lewis Miley to score with a really good header. And then Newcastle do what they do far too often and has conceded a late goal. And that allowed a very good goal. And that allowed Leverkusen to steal a point. Eddie Howe was, yeah, not particularly happy after. Newcastle are giving away too many late goals. Anthony Gordon is attracting the ire of some Newcastle fans because he's playing well in the Champions League but going missing in Premier League games, that's becoming a concern. But he played well last night. I don't think you want to say any of them are going missing ahead of this weekend, just in case, you know, they pin it up on the dressing room wall before the Sunderland game.
24:01I mean, look, that mark is two points dropped. And it might be key in terms of the qualification because they've got PSV at home, which they should win, but they won't necessarily win. I mean, PSV are decent and PSG away, who may be through, I guess. but you know all these teams are desperate to avoid that playoff just because it's just more football isn't it yeah um and there's going to be some big teams um in that sort of nine um to 24 so you it's not guaranteed to get an an easy tie in that one i suppose i disagree in saying it was two points dropped i know they were winning quite late but i'd agree with barry that yeah certainly first half um newcastle were sort of lucky to to still be in the game and they definitely would have taken a point at that stage they they were getting pulled apart actually by one of their the tactic that they use so often with Volta Marder dropping deep and then players running in behind like they got done by that time and time again Schick consistently dropping deep and sort of Poku and Tillman running in behind and Newcastle were really disorganized which is not something you expect from the sort of an Eddie Howe team I think they're usually you know they're well structured but they were being pulled apart he definitely changed it um at half time and you know maybe they'll feel like they could have gone on and won the game hit the post a couple of times but uh Leverkusen it would have been really harsh I think if Leverkusen not got something out of the game and I haven't seen much of them this season but um the midfielder that Barry mentioned that was involved in the goal Mazza who um played for Germany sort of youth levels now um he's an algerian international definitely caught the eye um in central midfield he's only 20 but i wouldn't be surprised if he's got sort of big future probably somewhere else given the way lever cousin sort of turned their players over yeah i mean and he nutmegged down burn didn't he for the goal and i guess that's the easiest player to nutmeg in football isn't it given how long his his legs are you can nutmeg him it's hard to run around him though it depends how you nutmeg him yeah that's true i say well he didn't collect the ball again he nutmegged for the pass which is possible to bruges then arsene won 3-0 for league much changed side the only side now assured of a top eight finish 100 record scored 17 conceded one and two absolutely beautiful goals in this game from madwake martinelli yeah absolutely gorgeous uh as we said they didn't start the start the game particularly well just took them about 15 20 minutes and then and then only madwake it's actually ridiculous when you see when he receives the ball you think, actually both are quite similar in that, the players receive the ball in the position, there is no danger whatsoever, they're on the wing, then suddenly a burst of acceleration, very very impressive an absolutely unstoppable shot, which of course to make it much more pleasing to the eye catches the underside of the bar there's nothing like it, oh it's so good and from then onwards complete control over the game, I mean I mean, Club Rouge created a few chances.
26:58Rayam made a couple of decent saves, but apart from that, it was almost complete control. And I think the Gabriel Martinelli goal is actually insane because he never looks once at the goal. He's doing what you're not supposed to do, which is to drive the ball, looking at the ball as you're running. He doesn't look at the goal. He just whacks it in the top corner after drifting past two players. Absolutely ridiculous. But I think in many ways, what most Arsenal fans will remember from that game, apart from the fact that qualification is now ensured, apart from the fact nobody got injured, if there was a little scare about Madweke who got injured with his hand, is the return of Gabriel Jesus, of course.
27:38I mean, and that is something of great importance because he looked really, really sharp, actually, when he came on. Actually, he clipped the bar with a shot. You could see that all his teammates were trying to put him in a situation where he could actually have an easy one to score. Didn't quite happen. But a very, very good comeback from Gabriel Jesus. And provided that some of the players, I mean, I'm not particularly concerned for Arsenal, you know, thinking of their next Premier League game against Wolves. that's not something to be too frightened by but it worked absolutely fine that he could rest the players he wanted to rest Arteta, he could give some minutes to players who needed minutes, Ben White has now played quite regularly so he's getting better, Luis Scully we know he's going to play because Calafiore is suspended for the next game in the Premier League and everything's worked absolutely marvelously well for Arteta and Arsenal but I think yes, apart from the goals what you'll remember is the return of Gabriel Jesus.
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28:36That's a real boon. They've wheeled another 16-year-old off the assembly line last night as well. Marilee Salmon. Salmon. Yeah, who I've added to my fish team. We'll have to go through it one day. It's starting to look good. Don't start. Lars was at this yesterday. God, I mean literally, my whole mind is now just, you know, it's just fish footballers right? You know, that is you know, I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I can't carry on. Have I got Mark Fish? Starting with Mark Fish too obvious isn't it of course call the salmon yeah yeah don't don't stars it's a yeah you could put the salmon twins up front couldn't you they're really good uphill and then you know if you've got a picture of the hill you can put the salmon brothers together oh dear marley salmon ball 29th of august 2009 sexy chick by david getter featuring acon was number one and apparently and i don't know if this is true but i said put in the whatsapp group he was born on the same day as arson wenger was in old trafford with his arms outstretched if you want to feel old anyway yeah Arsenal have games against Inter away Kyra at home so you know they will almost certainly finish first or they could rest all their players but all going well for them where should we go next Dortmund 2 Bodo 2 another 2-2 draw from Bodo they've got three points this Champions League and they're all from 2-2 draws but what did you make of this one Mark yeah a surprising result at home you would expect Dortmund to win this game and actually Bodo I just think it's great that they're in the Champions League play really entertaining expressive football despite the kind of budget constraints they go at you know all of the big teams that that they play and when they reached the semi-finals of the Europa League last year there was a lot said about oh it's because of where they play and you know the Arctic Circle influences the results and they are able to go away to Borussia Dortmund and get you know really creditable draw which harms Dortmund as well and I mean it was a bit of a battering I mean Dortmund had 11 shots on target to Bodo's four and 23 shots to seven so ordinarily Dortmund would win the game but the fact that they didn't I think is quite nice really for Bodo one of the most eye-catching of the smaller teams yeah Dortmund just outside the top eight they go to Spurs next to on the same points same goal difference so that is a it's a big game for both sides anything else take your eye Barry from the remaining games?
31:00Well Benfica beat Napoli 2-0 so are we about to see Prime Jose pull this one out with a fire. Benfica were sort of down amongst the dead men with Ajax with no points. They've beaten Ajax, they've now beaten Napoli. Deservedly so by the looks of things. So Benfica have 6 points now but their two remaining games which they have to win are against Juventus and Real Madrid. Can Jose pull off a serious Houdiniak? Probably wouldn't put it past him. Napoli are in quite the pickle. They're 23rd in the table. They've got seven points and they've got Copenhagen away and Chelsea at home. And there's, I mean, they've got a lot of injuries, Napoli, but I mean, this just carries on kind of, you know, death taxes and Antonio Conte being rubbish in European football.
31:57he just he cannot get anything together in the Champions League his record for a manager of his calibre for what he's won for the teams he's managed he's really really bad in the Champions League I don't know if it's the intensity at which his teams play that they struggle to back it up in midweeks or if there's something else going on but really really poor even though they have got a lot of injuries at the moment yeah so Benfica sort of back from the dead as our Copenhagen we mentioned there went it very well Juve as well who beat Pafos 2-0 so they all had no points two game weeks ago or or not no points but were winless and now uh and now have those two wins this this proves my theory that uh Mark emphatically disagrees that early games really don't matter we'll wait for the um the playoff draw Barry and when someone gets Barcelona or whatever we'll see if it matters then this is exactly the kind of of game that will completely pass everybody by.
32:55You see the result, Athletic, PSG, nil-nil. And in fact, it was a far better game than that. And several things to come from it. And the first thing is one of the great goalkeeping performances I've seen in Europe this season. And if you want to understand why Uday Simon, Sid was telling us before that he's had a difficult season, but that game, my goodness, was absolutely extraordinary. And there is one save in particular, which I think is probably the best save I've seen all season. And it's not a super spectacular save, it's better than that. He's going towards his left post, there's an absolute boulevard to his right, like six yards to Amad, and Barcola receives the ball, and you think, wow, any keeper would immediately rush to try to be at least in the middle of the goal.
33:50That's not what Simon does. He only goes one third of the way, getting ready to spring to his right, but keeping enough space to his left, even in case Barcola decides to go that way. It's a moment of absolute genius. I don't know. Watch it. You'll see what I mean. And he had an absolutely extraordinary performance. Without him, we didn't say about, but without Thibaut Courtois, Manchester City would have scored 4 or 5. But anyway, but Unai Simon had one of the great goalkeeping performances. And PSG were actually rather good and had Barcolas' shot, not hit the bar at the end. There was also a kind of...
34:29Oh, such a great move. It was absolutely gorgeous. And they're OK. They're not back to their absolute best. Dembélé is still missing, but they're on the way back. Don't worry too much for them. And on Ajax's watch, we've been cataloguing their defeats. They did win at Carabag. They left it late, but scored a couple of lovely goals in a 4-2 win there. Got Europa League tonight and Conference League, which if anything fascinating happens, we'll let you know on Monday. And that'll do for part two, part three. Look into the Premier League games and we'll get Philippe on FIFA and the World Cup.
35:09Welcome to part three of the Guardian Football Weekly. so look all eyes will be on uh anfield for liverpool brighton and the salah family will be there uh regardless of whether he'll be playing or not presumably not but off that we've talked about brian not letting the guardian in philip and the tony bloom story i just wonder why why does it matter not him getting not him saying the guardian can't come but why is the story you know in the public interest i think at the heart of it and i'll keep it to generalities is the relationship between football and betting and that back i think in 2014 the fa accepted or rather issued dispensations for those owners who had direct relationship with the betting world and it was the Coates family for Stoke City.
36:05It was Benham for Brentford and Tony Bloom for Brighton. So normally, if you look at the FA rules and regulations, Tony Bloom shouldn't have anything to do with sports betting at all. He's what is called so-called a participant. But the dispensation was issued, which enables him to carry on doing what he's made all his millions and actually billions with which is betting now the problem is that he's now accused in the high court and we can say it because that's that's all out now there of um using a third party the aristo george cotrell to use him to use his accounts so to bet through him that's already problematic but i think that the very model is what is in question here how is it possible that the owner of a Premier League football club is allowed, is not the only one, but is allowed to be the head or to control one of the biggest private betting syndicates.
37:11So there's loads and loads of questions to be asked there. And all I hope is that the real questions will be asked in the open, Max, that it won't be just about one particular person, but it becomes about the system and the relationship, the symbiotic relationship which exists between elite football, particularly in England, and betting, sports betting, be it through betting syndicate. So for me, it's an absolutely huge story. And the fact that the Guardian was banned, which is ridiculous for me, I did a column for that in France, it's the Streisand effect. You know, you know the story about Barbara Streisand complaining that her house, you know what the Streisand effect is.
37:51To be honest, by banning the Guardian from the Amex Stadium, uh tony bloom has ensured that everybody's talking about it about the story when probably had he not done so it would have become a very interesting uh but a very interesting story but probably buried in page 27 of the business section for the time being sure that's not the case anymore tony bloom did not respond to questions from the guardian about the claim a source close to him says he intends to file a defense to the high court claim in due course back on the pitch baz The Tyne Weir Derby, how are you feeling? Well, I'm going to it, which is nice.
38:26And I'm looking forward to the occasion. Not necessarily looking forward to the game. I don't think fans of either team are particularly. It's one of those matches like the playoff final. It's great if you win, terrible if you lose, and there's no real middle ground. Obviously, unlike a playoff final, this could be a draw. And I'd say if you offered fans of both teams a draw right now, they'd probably take it. As to how it'll go, I don't know. Sunderland gave a very poor account of themselves in their last derby match against Newcastle at the Stadium of Light in the FA Cup. They got hammered, totally overawed by the occasion.
39:12But this is a completely different team and a much better team. If Sunderland were to win it, Newcastle fans will pretend they don't care and they'll point to the fact that they've won a trophy recently and they're in the Champions League, so it doesn't matter. It probably would matter a bit to them. But, yeah, it should be fun. Or not. Yeah, or not, you're right. I suppose Newcastle have had a trip in midweek and Sunderland haven't, so that gives you a bit more hope, I guess. You're above them in the table. Mark, with your Spurs hat on, are you feeling slightly better in the last couple of games?
39:47Yes, yes. The Brentford game in particular was probably the best performance since Manchester City, breaking up the Paulinha-Bentancourt central midfield, trusting in Xavi Simmonds. It's starting to pay dividends. It's still early days and even against Slavia Prague, there were moments when it didn't look great from a defensive point of view. But yes, a difficult enough away game against Nottingham Forest on Sunday. Spurs have done very well away from home. But I tend to feel like those are, and I think Tony Bloom might agree, that these type of things are fluky and that you don't pay that much respect to great home forms and great away form.
40:36Because generally speaking, it will even itself out over a longer period. So I wouldn't be surprised if Tottenham start losing away, but then winning at home. You know, there's no real reason for the results that they've had home and away so far. All right. Palace play City, West Ham Villa, Brentford, Leeds, Manchester United, Bournemouth, Burnley, Fulham. We'll, of course, cover all of these on Monday, except for Man United, Bournemouth, which is on Monday night. So it won't have happened by then. To the World Cup draw then, Philippe. Right, here we go. Where do you want to start? Here's a good question.
41:07Can we start with this question from David Squires? who says, does Philippe know if there is any groundswell of dissent within FIFA regarding Gianni's alignment with Trump? Or are most members just happy to count the cash? That's his question. I don't know about the second part of the question. I couldn't possibly answer that. But for the first part of the question, yes, definitely. There have been grumblings and there have been grumblings against Infantino within FIFA and within the FIFA Council and within the FIFA Congress, the 211 member associations which compose FIFA. Loads of people think that they're being basically this a ring has been put through their noses and they're being led they're the balls they're being led by johnny infantino to the market whether they like it or not and they don't know which sauce they're going to use to cook them with and so they're not happy with that unfortunately there is absolutely no indication that anybody is prepared to act the only act of rebellion was you might remember at the last FIFA Congress when Johnny was late in arriving because he was too busy cavorting with President Trump if I'm not mistaken and actually they were actually pissed off because they said you know you this is FIFA you have to be there on time we've been waiting for you and but that's about as far as it went that that's as far as it went so there's there are some grumblings there are some people who are not happy at all with the way things are being done but through interest self-interest and cowardice nobody's doing anything for the time being um pablo says a world cup final ticket is currently selling for seven thousand six hundred and twenty five dollars five thousand seven hundred pounds would anyone on the pod ever pay such a sum i mean i'll speak for myself no but the the dynamic pricing and it's surged philippe since we know which games are where and when doesn't it yeah Yeah, yeah.
42:57And actually, I think you could find there were some tickets which were up to 30 ,000, I think, in category, first category. So, I mean, the dynamic pricing is absolutely atrocious because the idea is that, obviously, if the demand is lower, then, you know, the prices are going to go down as well. But it's not going to happen, is it? perhaps i mean unless of course everybody decides to stay home which given the uh measures which are being taken by the u.s government day after day you've read about the last one which is to even if you come from the uk or francais you're going to have to give access to the last five years of your social media activity you could be in trouble there max well well i mean i was gonna say like as well as you know i as long as i just push them towards picture of trevor nelson microwave but it's a genuine question philip like someone like me who i i look i have probably tweeted a bit about the trump regime not a huge amount but like am i at risk now what happens if i go and i they go through five years of my instagram and twitter they'll be very bored of course they'll be bored do reverse parking they surely they'd be interested in that one exactly yeah when i'm part of the subaru they'd be like oh actually let this guy in yeah your Instagram post of chili cooking live, your live stream chili.
44:19Oh, and throwing paper in the bin, or the cup in the bin. Yeah, oh yeah, that was a good one. That, throwing that cup in the bin was good. No, but Philippe, for fans listening who are thinking about going, who are now going, I have tweeted about Donald Trump, or about ice, or about things, what should they do? Okay, for the time being, this is only something which is being considered, but there are good reasons to think that it will be implemented. That's the first thing. It's not already in place. That's the first thing to be said. The second thing, you could be refused entry. so given how much it's going to cost because have you seen the price of the hotel rooms my god imagine that you're following the scotland team and i say that because i know far more scottish friends who are willing to go there to follow their team for obvious reasons than i know english friends who are willing to to go and spend thousands to to follow the three lions but you could arrive having booked all those very expensive tickets and rooms and flights and everything and be turned back at the border that's that's a real risk um now will there be dispensations for people who have world cup tickets i don't know this it hasn't gone to that particular extent but given the way things are going in america to be honest my advice to everybody said that don't don't don't fucking bother just stay at home i mean what's the what's the point and uh do you know anybody who's going unless they have to because of their job i'm um currently making a business case as we speak i won't put that in um i mean we're doing i've suggested we're going to be on the west coast i have suggested acapulco that's where i want to be but you know i don't know if the bosses are listening uh michael says will the pod be taking two scheduled drinks breaks from now on yeah so fever says include three minute hydration breaks in each half of every game not just those plays in hot weather uh fever says these breaks of a player welfare i'm like guess you know obviously everyone's going well there'll be adverts and i think barry i'm not oh i'm like i remember being so furious about adverts at the end of overs in cricket and now i'm not that fast so i don't see this is the end of the world.
46:37I'd rather it didn't happen, but I won't lose sleep over it when I'm in a cell because they didn't like me tweeting a picture of a cherry tomato on the floor and asking if you lost your tomato in EC1. But anyway, what do you think of drinks breaks? I have no strong opinions on it, but yeah, it's clearly a cynical move to allow more adverts. It would be very low down my list of things to be annoyed about at the forthcoming World Cup. I mean, it's definitely not the most annoying thing about the next year's World Cup, but I do think it will be annoying. You will get teams, I imagine, from about 16, 17 minutes onwards, almost playing for the water break.
47:19You know, if you're the outsider, you're the underdog, you want to get to that point. And I think it can slow the game down. It can stop the rhythm and sort of as teams are trying to build attack after attack. That's kind of how you break down that type of team that's got everybody strung across the defense, is you keep building attacks. And I also feel sorry if I don't end up in the US with watching Iran v New Zealand with a 2am kickoff that's guaranteed to be nil-nil. And I really feel like I'll fall asleep on one of those water breaks. If not the first, then definitely the second. There's a risk of contagion.
47:58For me, that's the most annoying thing about it. because if you have a games stage with 35 in the shade Celsius, yeah, absolutely makes complete sense to have, you know, drinks breaks. The problem is that if you do it there, does it serve as a precedent? What happens in national competitions? What happens in UEFA competitions? What happens in CONCACAF? You know, you're thinking, all right, so it's just for this tournament, right? Or is it for all FIFA competitions? so will it be also like this at the FIFA Club World Cup will it also be like this for the FIFA 20 World Cup for the FIFA women's competitions so you don't know where it starts and when it finishes and the idea that there are drinks breaks I think we all agreed with that we all agree that if it's really hard to have drinks breaks absolutely by all means but judge on the ad hoc basis not on the rule basis when Philippe said contagion there I thought he meant players catching diseases off each other by drinking from the same bottle honestly well also a problem be like west end shows where everyone has their own name on their bottle i was uh i was more thinking god if you know those games we've seen in canada recently in the you know in like 25 inches of snow and an orange ball and they have to stand in the freezing cold for three minutes because that's what happens now is there anything else about the world cup that is really one more thing that is really exercising you i think it's far more important to talk about the fair square complaint to the ethics committee of fifa um which is which is actually a very important thing which fortunately has been reported upon by quite a few media uh so fair square is an is an ngo uh human rights ngo uh has written a uh nine page eight page complaint against johnny infantino to the ethics committee i've had a good look at it and i think it's absolutely solid they basically are asking the ethics committee to look at the breaches the egregious consistent breaches of the duty of neutrality that FIFA officials are supposed to abide by and which of course in Jenny Infantini's case are I mean he's basically been riding rough shaw I suppose is the expression over those regulations by in particular the way he's cultivated Donald Donald Trump and consistently advance the cause of Donald Trump.
50:24The most egregious example, I use egregious a lot when I talk about Johnny, being the award of the so-called FIFA caramel piece, prize, whatever it is. So this complaint has been filed with the Ethics Committee. It's rock solid and it will lead absolutely nowhere as far as FIFA is concerned. But the good thing is that it has had a real echo in the media worldwide and that it might give a few ideas to a few people as to what could be done to stop that man because he must be stubborn my main take out from that letter they wrote is that they only found four egregious breaches i thought it'd be an awful lot more there are breaches and there are egregious breaches anyway i can't retweet it until i'm back from the u.s after being thrown in a cell for you know tweeting that awful reply to when me and jamie got married anyway nancy says hi my husband's an avid listener to your podcast has been for almost 15 years a few months ago he mentioned you guys make certain shout outs on the show i wanted to reach out to see if you'd be able to make a quick birthday shout out for him next week december the 12th his name is johannes tyrala he's the biggest dortmund and liverpool and klopp fan he's turning 35 this year this will truly be the best birthday gift he could ask for we had our first kid this year uh and while many habits routines got left behind he still always makes time to listen to each episode oh those three hours a week of quiet time for you johannes appreciate if you're uh able to do it and totally get if it's not possible nancy it's possible nancy of course it is happy birthday johannes and thank you for listening and good luck with the exhaustion of parenting and that'll do for today thanks everybody thank you baz thank you thanks mark thanks matt cheers philip thank you max for weekly is produced by joel grove our executive producer is phil maynard
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