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1 Oct 2025 · 45 min

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Football Weekly Episode Summary: Liverpool Look Limp Against Galatasaray and Spurs Steal a Point at Bodø/Glimt

Episode Overview

  • Podcast Title: Football Weekly
  • Episode Title: Liverpool look limp against Galatasaray and Spurs steal a point at Bodø/Glimt
  • Host: Max Rushden
  • Panelists: Barry Glendenning, Nicky Bandini, Jonathan Wilson
  • Date: [Insert date if available]

Key Discussions Liverpool vs. Galatasaray

  • Match Result: Galatasaray 1 - 0 Liverpool
  • Galatasaray secured their first home win in the Champions League in seven years.
  • Liverpool suffered their second consecutive defeat.

Key Points

  • Nicky Bandini praised Galatasaray's summer signings, highlighting the offensive potential with players like Victor Osimhen and Leroy Sané.
  • Liverpool's performance was described as lackluster, with concerns about several players underperforming.
  • Notable players mentioned:
  • Mo Salah: Questioned whether he was rested or dropped.
  • Alisson: Currently injured.
  • Other new signings like Frimpong and Wurts were noted for struggling to adapt.
  • The discussion highlighted Liverpool's shift in formation from 4-3-3 to 4-2-3-1, which panelists questioned for effectiveness.

Tottenham Hotspur vs. Bodø/Glimt

  • Match Result: Bodø/Glimt 2 - 2 Tottenham Hotspur
  • Spurs were deemed fortunate to secure a draw.

Key Points

  • Jonathan Wilson reported on the overwhelming dominance of Bodø/Glimt, who missed several scoring opportunities, including a penalty.
  • Spurs' performance was criticized, with concerns about their lack of attacking threat and reliance on individual moments for results.
  • The atmosphere in Bodø was highlighted as a significant factor, showcasing the local fans' excitement for hosting a Champions League game.

José Mourinho's Return to Stamford Bridge

  • Match Result: Chelsea 1 - 0 Benfica
  • A return for Mourinho, who lost again at Stamford Bridge.

Key Points

  • The match was described as uneventful, overshadowed by Mourinho's presence.
  • Discussion on the cyclical nature of football tactics, with Mourinho's style seeing a resurgence among teams.
  • Chelsea secured a vital win in their group stage, which was seen as a positive despite the game's dull nature.

Other Notable Matches

  • Real Madrid: Secured a dominant victory over Kairat Almaty.
  • Atletico Madrid: Impressed with a 5-1 win against Eintracht Frankfurt.
  • Marseille: Beat Ajax 4-0 with standout performances from new signings.

Key Takeaways

  • Liverpool's ongoing struggles raise concerns about squad depth and integration of new players.
  • Galatasaray's tactical approach shows potential, particularly in attacking roles.
  • Spurs need to address their performance issues as they navigate a tricky Champions League group.
  • Mourinho continues to be a focal point, drawing attention regardless of match outcomes, illustrating his lasting impact on football narratives.

Conclusion The episode provided insight into the recent performances of high-profile clubs and players within the Champions League context, reflecting on managerial tactics, player integration, and the ebbs and flows of European football excitement.

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0:00Nicky Bandini:This is The Guardian.

0:30Nicky Bandini:a wind-swept Jonathan Wilson live from Bodo, watching a stodgy Spurs somehow get away with a point. Jose took Benfica to Stamford Bridge and he was mildly more interesting than the game, which isn't saying much, but Mareskin needed a win and he got it. Then there's lots of goals for Real Madrid, Marseille, Atleti and Bayern amongst others. We'll look back on Nuno's first game as West Ham boss at Everton. There's Chris Wilder with the cleanest strike of the night. Your questions and that's today's Guardian Football Weekly.

0:56Nicky Bandini:On the panel today, Barry Glendening, welcome. Hi Max. and nikki bandini hello morning and surrounded by polar bears fjords and herring do excuse us to our norwegian listeners uh jonathan wilson live from how do you pronounce it birda i don't know to be honest because with the fans last night he'd be noticing it buda

1:16Barry Glendenning:with an almost a new sound but i i'd say buda buda buda buda buda fine uh well we'll get there in a

1:24Nicky Bandini:but we'll begin in Turkey. Galatasaray won at Liverpool 0. Galatasaray hadn't won at home in the Champions League for seven years. And Nicky, they were your dark horses in the Champions League ahead of the opening game, which they then lost 5-1. But perhaps this is vindication for you.

1:40Jonathan Wilson:Yeah, I didn't mean dark horses to win the whole thing. I just thought they might be an interesting and perhaps better than they have been recently in the Champions League team this season because they have had a bit of a dreadful record in the Champions League recently. But when you look at what they've put together this summer, obviously bringing back Victor Osman was the headline move, but also added Leroy Sané this summer. You're looking at a midfield going into the attack where you've already got players like Torreira and Lamine, you've got Gundogan in front of them, you've got Mario Icardi as your backup striker.

2:09There's just a lot, there's a lot in this team,

2:11Jonathan Wilson:especially going forward. And the Turkish league, which certainly has its faults like every other league, but it is quite a chaotic attacking place. And I kind of imagined them showing up under Boric and playing the kind of football that they did, at least in the first half last night. I don't think I'd quite go as far as Arna Slott and say they were just time-wasting in the second half, but they did, I think, become a little bit less just endlessly in your face. But the start of this game was everything I wanted it to be, honestly. It was noisy, it was hot, it was angry, and it was just in your face.

2:44Jonathan Wilson:And yes, they are, again, a team with plenty of faults, Galatasaray but when they go at you they can go at you and you had this end-to-end business going on with Yilmaz got in behind the Liverpool defence right away and then Liverpool go down the other end and frankly should score with Ekotike and then Gakpo then Verts loses possession the next thing you know 20 seconds later it's back in the Liverpool penalty box and they give away the penalty

3:06Nicky Bandini:which ends up being the moment that decides the game yeah I mean I don't know if you can sort of whistle your fingers to the bone but but you know if if anyone has the Galatasaray fans have Barry the Guardian headline called it a hellish night for Liverpool. I couldn't work out if that was like a sort of a play on Welcome to Hell or if it was hellish or hell-ish. Like, how bad do you think it was for Liverpool? That seemed like a bit of a stretch, even if they weren't great.

3:32Max Rushden:I'm guessing it was a play on words and the Welcome to Hell thing. But it wasn't a good performance for Liverpool. It's the second defeat in a row. they had been playing I suppose we could charitably say well within themselves and winning now they've lost two in a row and I guess the more often they lose the less other teams will fear them which could lead to more defeats as a result it's probably going to end up being pretty inconsequential because of this new ish Champions League format but there is plenty to be concerned about if you're a Liverpool fan now that they've lost two in a row, I suppose, because far too many of their players are out of sorts.

4:21Max Rushden:I guess you can give Frimpong, Kirkies and Wurts a pass because they're new, they're getting accustomed to this new team, to living in a new country. Dominic Sposley did okay right back in a couple of games this season. He was horribly exposed last night by Baris Yilmaz, who skinned him on a few occasions, one of which led to the penalty being given. When you play him at right-back, you're losing a very good midfielder. Conor Bradley hasn't been great when he's played. He's been okay, I guess. Ibrahim Akanate is making a lot of mistakes. Mo Salah, was he rested or dropped last night? I don't know.

5:04Max Rushden:but he hasn't been playing to his usual high standards. And I think the only Liverpool players who've been really good this season so far are Alisson, who's now injured, and he will miss the Chelsea game. Eketike has bedded in very well, very quickly. And Sabozlai has played well when in his natural midfield position. but the rest of them are all a bit so that would be a source of concern.

5:36Nicky Bandini:Yeah, I suppose depth is good Wilson, isn't it? But it's when you have an embarrassment of riches and then trying to work out who should play where and if someone doesn't have a perfect game then you can move someone else in because you've got them there it's quite hard to find the balance and the balance is exactly what they had last season.

5:54Barry Glendenning:Yeah, they're incredibly well balanced last season. They've tried to change that shape from 4-3-3 to 4-2-3-1 I'm not sure that's really worked. I think their best forms have come when they have played 4-3-3. So the late audience Atletico, they went to the three. Even that hasn't been perfect. I wonder, weirdly, if they're missing Alexander-Arnold, less for what he does at right-back than for the way he tucks into midfield. I think maybe he gave him a bit more cover than we appreciated in there.

6:21Nicky Bandini:So you're saying he was defensively, it's the defensive abilities of Trent Alexander-Arnold we're missing after years of saying he can't defend.

6:28Barry Glendenning:Well I think he's not a great one-on-one defender but in terms of taking up a role almost alongside Gravenberg relieving some of the burden on McAllister I think he did do that I think one of the reasons Salah hasn't really fired this season is that he hasn't got Alexander-Arnold playing those very quick 30-40 yard passes which we almost have we got so used to them we almost stopped noticing them but Frimpong is just a very different type of fullback I'm not saying he's a worse fullback but he carries the ball He doesn't play those quick 30, 40-yard balls. So Sal is not getting that early possession, and that requires an adjustment.

7:03Barry Glendenning:And that's the problem when you bring in half a dozen new players, that each one of these little tweaks, which might take you down 2, 3, 4%, you can sort of accommodate that when there's one or two of them, but when there's five or six of them, you're losing 20, 30%. Add to that the fact that McAllister, I know he had the injuries over the summer, but he doesn't look... He's not in the sort of form he was last season. I think Virts has struggled physically to settle in, which again, when you bring new players in, sometimes it does take time to settle. That's not saying Virts will never play well for Liverpool, but it is saying that at the moment he's finding that transition difficult.

7:36Jonathan Wilson:I just want to basically just agree really hard with that overall view on it, because I did feel like last night, and obviously the Galatasaray come in with a certain mindset. They are, again, they're very in your face. They were always going to press high. They were always going to try and rely on that atmosphere they have and make it tough for you. but the amount of times they were stealing possession off the centre-backs and off those balls that were trying to be played into the midfielders, it was constant. And I think that a lot of that is exactly what Jonathan's talking about. It's not these are suddenly terrible players, but it's that fraction of a second slower than it would have been if everyone was familiar with each other and comfortable with each other.

8:11Jonathan Wilson:And I think that at least looking at this game on its own, of course, there is a big picture. It is, oh my goodness, crisis, two losses in a row. Let's get a slot out of here now. But on the night, I did feel like a lot of it was simply that slight feeling of not having your automatisms down, not having your smoothness in the way you get the ball out. And to me, I think that was a big part of the story in this game, combined with, again, just back from injury. But I thought Osserman's finishing wasn't great, but his willingness and timing with getting after those defenders was very effective.

8:44Nicky Bandini:Nick, are you surprised? I mean, you've seen more of Osserman than the rest of them, I guess. Are you surprised that he is only, with all due respect to our Turkish listeners, in the Turkish league?

8:54Jonathan Wilson:I will always bang the drum for us. I think he's one of the absolute best number nines on the planet. I don't think there's many players at all in the world who can do what he can do. And I think, I really think he's maybe like in my top three number nines. and I think it's astonishing that no one was willing to put the money forward from him from a league as wealthy and as deep in resources as the Premier League. I just assumed that was what was going to happen. That's not at all a knock on Galatasaray who did put their hands in their pocket and make it happen. It's just a reality that you expect the Premier League clubs to do it.

9:28Jonathan Wilson:Of course, there's always more to these situations and I'm certain that his injury history comes into it because he has been missing a lot and that's part of it. But I think probably this summer, unfortunately, there was also an element of people looking at the Africa Cup of Nations and thinking about players being away. Because I think that also hurt Adam Oluwukman this summer. So I think those things come into it as well. But clearly, given the amount of conversations there were about him last summer, it seems obvious to me there's something else that has happened behind the scenes and discussions that has led people to not go for him a year ago.

10:00Jonathan Wilson:And to me, it's impossible to know without knowing what those conversations were, how valid it is. Is it a certain amount of groupthink and of people looking at each other and going, oh, they didn't do it, so we won't pull the trigger either? Or is there something else that we just don't know? But I think as a football player, just purely his talent on the pitch, I think he's sensational. And I think that we'll see it again. It's one of the reasons why. It's probably the biggest reason why I put Galatasaray as a dark horse for this year is because I just think when he's on the pitch, he's outrageously talented.

10:29Nicky Bandini:Although potentially not the most dangerous groupthink doing the rounds on earth at the moment. Did you think, I wonder if was a bit unlucky, Barry, for the penalty. Is that a blatant penalty?

10:40Max Rushden:I wasn't hugely surprised it was given. If it hadn't been given, I wouldn't have thought it was a travesty of justice either. He was really struggling against Yilmaz, and that may have been a factor, but it's probably 50-50, I wouldn't say it was. I have no issue with it.

10:58Nicky Bandini:Fine. Yeah, I couldn't work out the goal music. It sounded a bit like I Will Survive, which I'm big fan of having that as as i don't know if that's all galatasaray's gold music or victor rosserman specifically it might not be that song i'm i'm curious to know max how many turkish

11:12Max Rushden:listeners do you think we have uh i believe we have the technology we could find out but i don't

11:19Nicky Bandini:know how quickly producer joel can find out normally he just turns off his he turns off his screen on the zoom call i presume just goes for a run or something goes back to bed i reckon we're in the high hundreds i reckon okay i reckon but you know i'm happy to i'm happy if i'm wrong i'm happy to be wrong let's go to bodo uh who drew 2-2 uh with tottenham they dominated this game i thought and were pretty unlucky not to win it you're talking about glimps there right they were

11:46Barry Glendenning:unlucky i am talking about glimps i am talking about glimps yes yes they were they were yeah for the first hour they were startlingly dominant miss spurs barely got their own half um her missed the penalty i think one of the worst penalty misses i've ever seen actually is it's amazing isn't it so high apparently missed one last week uh herg yeah it went over the goal over the stand and unfortunately there's some netting between like flagpoles in the back of the stand and it hit the netting i think that netting hadn't been there i think it would have gone over the houses on the other side of the street.

12:20Barry Glendenning:And I'm slightly disappointed we didn't see just how far that ball could have gone. It was a big moment because it would have been Glimt's first ever home goal in the Champions League group stage. And that was sort of the nice thing about yesterday was that it's very easy to get, and I realise that I'm probably worse than anybody else at this, it's easy to get cynical about the Champions League. But for Glimt, it's a big thing. they really were excited to be in it and it's a small town 50 ,000 people but everywhere you went there was yellow flags hanging out of windows everybody was extremely welcoming there was a real sort of sense of we can't quite believe we're hosting this thing pre-match singing of the anthem and the fireworks was quite moving actually to see just how invested people are in this and it is a ridiculous story they are a tiny team they haven't had huge amounts of money put into them It's all Gettel Knutson's management.

13:18Barry Glendenning:And they should have won that game. And I think if it hadn't been to that sense that they can't quite believe they're there, they would have actually been pretty frustrated to have drawn that match.

13:28Nicky Bandini:Yeah. I mean, yes, Petr Hauger scored two brilliant goals. And we mentioned, you know, Sabah's line not a right-back, struggling at right-back. Pedro Porro is a right-back, was turned inside out for his first and turned inside out for the second. But they were brilliant goals, weren't they?

13:42Barry Glendenning:I mean, he had a really good night, Hauger. and Thomas Frank actually said afterwards that it was one of those sort of slightly odd questions you get from the other team's journalists where he was asked, did anything surprise you about Glims? And normally you don't get anything out of that kind of question. But Thomas Frank was actually really interested in saying, yeah, when we watched them, I didn't cut in side like that,

14:02Nicky Bandini:so we weren't expecting it.

14:05Barry Glendenning:But I mean, Haug very nearly scored in the first half as well, a similar chance where he cut in from the left and you just sort of pulled it slightly into the side netting. He's only 25. he's had an incredibly sort of rich career already that he played over 100 games for Glimt then went straight to Milan and then ended up at Antark Frankfurt played in the final when they won the Europa League I think he might be the only Norwegian ever to have won the Europa League he's certainly the first and now 25 is back he's a local lad so for him to score those two goals in their first ever home group game it obviously meant a huge amount to him

14:39Jonathan Wilson:Jonathan was talking about the atmosphere and the fans I saw a picture of the TIFO which I think was uh um like it looked like it was a kid with a ball saying uh we've got you got you've got this and it was just a very wholesome looking TIFO and I wasn't sure if that was supposed to be a particular player if it was just like a generic like community thing but I didn't know if Jonathan had any more insight on that if it just it just felt like in we're so used to seeing combative choreographies combative like angry roar and this was just like a we're all here and we're all we're all a family kind of thing it was it seemed sweet yeah I think it was generic

15:10Barry Glendenning:I don't know. I mean, to be honest, that's slightly, I was slightly alarmed by the tweeness of that. If there's anything that makes me feel ill, it's tweeness. I think what they've done to the Paddington franchise is, you know, take me back to the Michael Horton Paddington. I just hate the modern Paddington.

15:30Nicky Bandini:Sorry, how, I mean, how adversarial was original Paddington?

15:37Barry Glendenning:I mean, actually he was. He often gave people a hard stare. Oh, that's true. He took no business. He stole that rugby ball, didn't he?

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15:46Nicky Bandini:He did steal that rugby ball. Yeah, that's true.

15:48Jonathan Wilson:Away days with Paddington. That's the story we've got.

15:51Nicky Bandini:Thomas Frank Barry talked about attitude and mentality and determination. The positive takeaway is get something when being not very good. And the second half against Wolves and pretty much all this game could be filed under that category.

16:05Max Rushden:Yeah, I think they were very lucky in this game because, as Jonathan said, Bodo Glimt should have won at a canter. They missed some terrible sitters, I guess, and missed the penalty. The goal with which, the own goal with which Spurs equalised was a little bit lucky, but it's a good hit and run, I suppose. They've got four points from two games. They should be fine in terms of qualification. If you look at Monaco, Copenhagen, PSG, Slavion Prague, Brüssel, Dortmund, Eichentracht Frankfurt, you'd imagine they'll get the eight or nine points. They'll probably need to make the knockout stages from those games fairly comfortably.

16:50Max Rushden:But I would be concerned with that performance. You're going to a weird place, playing on a weird artificial pitch against a team for whom this is a massive, massive, massive game. So a draw is fine in terms of the result, but the performance wasn't great. They are missing quite a few influential players. Kulisevsky, Mouani, Madison, Solanke, Romero were all out last night. So, yeah, I wouldn't be worried about it particularly. Sure.

17:23Nicky Bandini:I mean, I guess of those missing players, Kulisevsky and Madison are the creative ones, and they're out for a long time. So sort of hoping that Xavi Simmonds can perhaps bring that creativity. The artificial pitch, Wilson, I mean, when you're there, you probably get a much better sense of how stodgy it is or how difficult it is to play on if you don't play on it very often.

17:41Barry Glendenning:I mean, Thomas Frank played that down. He sort of said that he's used to it from Denmark, that it just is what it is. They didn't train on the pitch on Monday that he felt keeping his tactical plans on the Raptors more important than gaining experience of it. To be honest, once the game started, I kind of forgot about it. So I don't think it's that big a... I mean, maybe players would say, no, the ball does come on slightly slower or does skid on slightly more. I don't know. But to sort of a layperson in the stand,

18:09Nicky Bandini:it really wasn't obvious it was making a difference. Sure, not a sandy Astro. The good old days where the ball bounced 300 yards in the sky and you just, all the skin off your knees was ripped off. It wasn't sort of Loftus Road in the 80s.

18:22Barry Glendenning:And I think, yeah, you've got to sort of, I think what's the alternative? Is that a better surface to play football on or a pitch that gets, you know, minus 15 degrees in the winter. And I mean, the weather's actually been really nice here the last couple of days. It's been sort of, I don't know, 10, 15 degrees, quite bright. So I think it probably makes sense for... I wouldn't want to see every Premier League club have an artificial surface, but I think for a glimpse, it makes sense. And it meant that the youth team game, they could play on the same pitch at 11 o 'clock in the morning,

18:53Nicky Bandini:which I think is quite a nice thing for travelling fans

18:55Barry Glendenning:and go and watch that as well.

18:56Nicky Bandini:journalists who don't have enough work to do you can go and watch it uh breaking news we are in the high hundreds of turkish listeners actually so yeah get in touch please um football weekly at theguardian.com and that'll do for part one part two we'll begin with jose marino returning to stanford bridge welcome to part two of the guardian football weekly so chelsea beat benfica one nil uh jose was back i mean he's been back before but i guess it's always a thing when jose is somewhere barney writing marino isn't really a coach these days he's a portable human fame event real time jose marino happening asked once why he didn't seek fame on the literary circuit philip larkin replied that he didn't want to go around pretending to be myself jose well jose is the exact opposite of this and it did feel like producer joel said barry a bit sort of like a an exhibition or a testimony or like he was the manager in soccer raid like it just kept cutting to Jose.

19:52Max Rushden:Yeah, that was very much the narrative in the build up to the game. Jose returns to Stamford Bridge, but it's the eighth time he's returned to Stamford Bridge with four different teams and he's only won once and he lost last night. But I suppose it's not a particularly interesting game and he always makes for good copy. He was being simultaneously a bastion of humility and bigging himself up as he does before the game, talking about how he's still the best manager Chelsea have ever had because he won three league titles. So until someone wins four, he will always be number one. But he did concede that while I helped them become a bigger Chelsea they also helped me to become a bigger Jose.

20:47Max Rushden:It's easy to forget when he's not here all the time that he's done some despicable things while here and elsewhere working as a coach. And he hasn't always been welcomed back to Stamford Bridge, but he was on this occasion. To be honest, the game was pretty grim watching, so it was probably good to have him there. to take some of the attention away from the terrible game. But yeah, once again, he's returned to Stamford Bridge and his team were beaten. I suppose it's slightly ironic. The reason he's Benfica manager is because he was sacked by Fenerbahce for getting knocked out of the Champions League by Benfica.

21:34Max Rushden:So while Fenerbahce didn't get to compete in the competition, he does. Yeah, it wasn't a very good game and it was settled by an own goal when Chelsea and another player sent off, which they're kind of the main talking points of the actual game.

21:49Nicky Bandini:Of those talking points, Nicky, is anything worth discussing? I'm sort of with Barry. I've had it sort of quite hard. And obviously you've got so many screens happening that you're very rarely drawn to this football match.

21:59Jonathan Wilson:I was just wondering if Barry's foreshadowing next move to Chelsea now. So lose to Chelsea, maybe it's like an ongoing sequence. Now, honestly, it's the same as you, obviously, we're all juggling multiple screens. And I found the already discussed Galatasaray, a Liverpool game, quite compelling. So that had a lot of my attention. Then there was interesting stuff happening in other places. And this game did slightly fall by the wayside for attention. But in the end, it's another helpful result for Chelsea in Europe, isn't it? I mean, it's still, of the games they're going to play in this group stage, it's not one of the most straightforward.

22:33Jonathan Wilson:They got the three points and by all accounts, it was fairly comfortable. So it's the ideal way to welcome back a manager who has still got that presence and that, even if he spins it his own ways, has still got that resonance for Chelsea fans. The ideal way to have him back is to get to sing his songs and tell him he's great and then still beat him.

22:50Nicky Bandini:I suppose slightly interestingly, as you didn't tell me off, Wilson, you slightly disagree when I said tactics are cyclical, but the sort of Jose ball is sort of almost coming into fashion again in a way that maybe he can have success being Jose because other people are doing what Jose does.

23:10Barry Glendenning:The more direct football, the greater emphasis on set plays. we now have that plus 10, 15 years of exposure to Pep Ball and that means it's different. It's happening with the knowledge of what has gone before and that makes actually quite a significant difference and Pep Ball ultimately is what Mourinho couldn't cope with. So it's a much more sophisticated version of Jose Ball for want of a much better term that we're seeing now and he's the mark one version. So, yeah, he's a manager. He's clearly shot and has been for 10 years.

23:48Nicky Bandini:That's good news for our Portuguese listeners, which are in the high hundreds. Producer John noting that Cole Palmer's just, every game is in progressively thicker and thicker jackets week to week. He was engulfed by a sleeping bag. It was 15 degrees in southwest London, but he likes a big coat. Where do we want to go to? That means lots of goals elsewhere, Barry. I don't know which one of the goal fests would you like to go to?

24:14Max Rushden:Well, I watched the Cairos Almaty-Real Madrid game in its entirety. It was one of the early ones. So Madrid had to travel all the way to Almaty on the back of that tonking they got from Atletico at the weekend. Cairos Almaty almost scored from the kickoff, which would have made things very interesting indeed. they just punted it long like within 10 seconds as soon as the ball was kicked off their players haired upfield it was quarter backed forward someone got a flick someone else got a header and probably should have scored actually but it headed the ball straight at Thibaut Courtois so that would have been interesting if Kairos Almaty had gone 1-0 up within 10 seconds but they didn't Kylian Mbappe scored a hat-trick in this game.

25:08Max Rushden:Madrid were not great for the first 20-25 minutes, I would say. But once they scored, that was kind of it. The Cairos Almaty goalkeeper gave away a needless penalty, which Mbappe converted. But while it was still 2-0 to Madrid, Cairos Almaty got a penalty. That was overturned, probably correctly. Mbappe got his hat-trick. Kamavinga and Bram Diaz got the other two. It wasn't quite as straightforward as the scoreline suggests, while simultaneously being quite straightforward.

25:40Nicky Bandini:You mentioned Atleti beating them 5-2. They beat Frankfurt 5-1. Impressive for Frankfurt to have a neutral goal difference after winning their first game 5-1, but that's what they have. This is when I learned that Ras Badori was at Atletico Madrid. Hopefully he hasn't been there for 10 years. I mean, that's very impressive, Nicky, for Atleti to hammer Frankfurt. Griezmann getting his 200th for Atleti with an extraordinary mullet as well.

26:03Jonathan Wilson:Just quickly on the Madrid game, because I was catching up on that. This is 18-year-old goalkeeper, of course, isn't there? The Kairat goalkeeper, Cal Mirza, who got thrust in for the first game and was their third choice keeper, wasn't he, at the start of the season? And two successive keeper injuries put him in. He's 18, but looks a young 18 when you see him on the pitch as well. And of course, in that first game against Sporting, he saved a penalty. And for a moment, there was this lovely story about this 18-year-old kid. And I was just thinking of him yesterday, thinking, God, now he's this poor 18-year-old kid who's, yes, he's played two Champions League games.

26:33Jonathan Wilson:He's also got nine goals while it passed him in those two games. Bit of a rough start to that experience. But maybe still one day will be a great story to tell about playing against that Real Madrid team. I don't know. Atletico, super impressive. Really, really strong. I mean, Eintracht are a story all of their own, Eintracht Frankfurt, because they are either scoring five goals or conceding five goals every game from the seams of it. they are absolutely not a strong defensive team, but clearly have some things going for them going forwards. But yeah, Griezmann bossing it. Raspadori moved this summer, Max.

27:10Jonathan Wilson:You don't have to worry, but he's certainly been getting lots of attention in Italy. He's been off to a decent start and people hoping that's going to be good news for the national team.

27:18Max Rushden:Four of Atleti's goals came from crosses and the fifth was a penalty which awarded when a cross was, I think, handled. or something but uh julian alvarez scored with a panenka really good panenka so it was really fun wasn't it ages to win the goalkeeper went down and try still got a hand to it like that's how slow the ball was traveling but wasn't able to keep it out frankfurt you know after beating

27:46Nicky Bandini:galatasaray 5-1 they lost 4-3 to union berlin at the weekend they beat borussia mönchengladbach 6-4 they were 6-0 up i wonder if a team has ever taken their foot off the gas more than that Marseille beat Ajax 4-0. Igor Pacquiao, signed from Feyenoord in the summer for 35 million, scored his first goals for the club. Two good finishes. First was a beautiful flick through. The second, the ball giveaway by David Klassen, who must be 54 by now. So, you know, we can forgive him that. And Marseille, Nicky, are sort of full-deserved. Just never stop.

28:19Jonathan Wilson:I thought the goals were great. Really, really great goals in this game, as you say. It wasn't really like that many close games last night, but there were some really good goals and this one was packed with him. I think this definitely felt like a little bit of a verdict, unfortunately, on where Ajax are at at the moment as well. But yes, full de Zerbi is the right word for it when they are putting those moves together going forward. Really sensational. I thought Pak Chow looked electric in this one.

28:44Nicky Bandini:Bayern 1-5-1 at Paphos. Harry Kane scoring two. Wilson, I've been hearing discussions about, you know, whether Harry Kane should stay. I think his contract is up at the end of 2027, but there is a sort of clause for him to go for 65 million euros at the end of this season if he wants to but it would seem mad for him or them to say this is we've had a nice time let's carry on

29:07Barry Glendenning:or unless you disagree with that depends what he wants i mean if he wants to get the premier league goal scoring record he needs to come back at some point it's probably gonna take him uh two or three years to surpass Shearer you know if that is really what my name is i have no idea if it is I guess to an extent as well, it depends how Bayern do in the Champions League and whether it looks as if they are potential winners or whether the comparatively low level of the Bundesliga means that they're never really going to have a chance. because I can see why you would think, okay, I'm scoring 40 goals a season and winning a Bundesliga title every year, but sort of so what?

29:44Barry Glendenning:It'd be more meaningful to perhaps go back to Tottenham or go to another Premier League club, get that record and maybe have a proper crack at the Champions League.

29:52Nicky Bandini:So, yes, Shearer's on 260, Kane's on 213.

29:55Max Rushden:I think that record is just so bogus, though, because there are so many players who have scored more goals in the top flight than Shearer, but just because they didn't score them in the Premier League.

30:09Barry Glendenning:I mean, Shearer's record, Shearer got some before the Premier League as well, didn't he? I think he's got, in the teens, goals that have happened before that. So all these records are what they are, aren't they? I know what you mean, but equally, the Premier League does serve as a useful shorthand for modern-ish football. And I'm not saying that Dixie Dean wouldn't have scored goals today, but for him to get 60 goals probably was slightly conditioned by the change in the offside law in 1925 and teams not fair. As you'd have known if he'd come to my lecture in Malmo on Monday. Well, how did that go?

30:43Barry Glendenning:It was, I mean, rapturous applause, standing ovations, calls of encore. I said, there are no more changes to the law.

30:51Nicky Bandini:Sorry, just to clarify, did you explain just then what you were doing in Malmo, why you were invited?

30:57Barry Glendenning:I was at the City Archive in Malmö giving a lecture on the 100th anniversary of the change in offside law. You only needed two defenders to play a forward onside rather than three.

31:07Nicky Bandini:Many congratulations. You do wonder as well, would Dixie Dean get the service from James Garner? You know, that's another question, isn't it? Jimmy Greaves, 357. Dixie Dean, 310. Steve Bloomer, 309. Gordon Hodgson, 287. And Alan Shearer, 283. So, yeah, he got 23 more before the Premier League started. But you could just see if Harry Kane really wants that and he goes to Tottenham, he doesn't quite get enough. And then he has to go to West Ham and then he has to go to Leicester. And it's just sort of ebbing down. Finally gets one when he's about 55 years old. Let's do the Italian clubs. Nicky, Atalanta beat Club Rouge 2-1.

31:45Nicky Bandini:Before I go to you, Barry, who's the Atalanta manager?

31:48Max Rushden:I haven't a clue.

31:49Nicky Bandini:Oh, no, it's our friend Ivan Juric, isn't it? He's our friend. You asked me last week. I just wondered if you'd forgotten. I'm disappointed that you just remembered. What did you make of this, Nikki?

32:01Jonathan Wilson:It's obviously not, I suppose, the glamour tie of the round, but it was, I think, an important win for Atlanta, especially from coming from behind. Obviously, they did get knocked out by Brugge last season, so a little bit of clearing that out of the system, a little bit of proving to themselves that they could win in Europe under Juric instead of Gasperini, because it hasn't been a bad start to the season. It's just been a bit of a stop-start start to the season, And I think especially up front, it feels like they're still working out exactly who they are again up front. And Luckman did start this game and that's positive that he's been reintegrated, but wasn't at his usual sharpness.

32:38Jonathan Wilson:So, yeah, I think it was from Atalanta's point of view, probably quite a lifting result. They definitely deserved it by the end. I wasn't sure they did halfway through the game, but they kept plugging at it. and the equaliser was a penalty but the second goal was quite a nice flick on from coming in from the left and then Paslic with the header and I don't know it felt like it felt like one of those goals that meant a lot to the team in that moment and hopefully for them they can carry it forward

33:08Nicky Bandini:Yeah as he felt for the bruise keeper because he when he gives away that penalty because he does really well to get out to a striker's feet and the ball spins away and he thinks oh I've got to do it again but he didn't get it for the second time and gave away the penalty Inter beats Slavia Prague 3-0 and the rest of us will continue to write them off, I presume, despite, you know, their win games in the Champions League.

33:28Jonathan Wilson:Yeah, I don't know where Inter are still under Christian Kivu again, like a team trying to work out exactly who they're trying to be after Simone and Zaghi's gone and there's been some positive signs and some less positive signs. Nice to see Petar Suchic get the start in this one. I thought he played well. Certainly when you've got Turam and Lautaro playing well up front, that's pretty thinking good as attacking partnerships goes. There's a lot in the team that's still to like, but maybe again a team that I'm not quite sure what their identity is at the moment. But yes, they were comfortably, comfortably, even comfortably undersells it.

34:02Jonathan Wilson:They were very, very much better than Slavia last night.

34:05Nicky Bandini:Pass the PSG, probably the game of the night. Tonight, Newcastle go to Union Saint-Logileau. Arsenal play Olympia across Man City at Monaco. We will cover all of those and the rest of the game. In tomorrow's part, and that will be for part two, part three, we'll begin with Nuno's West Ham adventure.

34:28Nicky Bandini:Welcome to part three of the Guardian Football Weekly. So on Monday night, Nuno took West Ham to Everton. They drew one all. Producer Joel said probably a fair result. Barry, I said from the highlights I saw, Everton definitely deserved to win this game. Who do you agree with and who is an idiot?

34:42Max Rushden:I agree with you and producer Joel is an idiot. Yeah, I thought Everton very much left this one behind them, but they do seem a little toothless up front. Beto blows cold a lot more often than he blows hot. I was going to say hot and cold. That suggests it's about 50-50 split. I would say it's more 80 % cold, 20 % hot. He hasn't been playing well this season. Thierno Barry got 20 minutes here, didn't do anything. I suppose the good news for West Ham is they didn't concede from a corner, but they did concede from a cross.

35:22Nicky Bandini:I have to stop you here as a point of correction. Apparently, it still counts as a goal from a corner because it's the same phase of play, according to our mate Seb Hutchison on commentary. Because if a corner came in, it was punch clear. I mean, clearly it's not from a corner, but if we're talking phases of play and for the stats, it will be their eighth conceded from a corner, even though it's not conceded from a corner, if you catch my drift.

35:45Max Rushden:Okay, I will accept that. But anyway, it was a James Garner cross from the left. Mavropanis left Michael Keane completely unmarked and he scored with a decent header. Everton missed quite a lot of chances. Their main tactic is give the ball to Jack Grealish and to a lesser extent give the ball to Ilman Indai and hope one of them does something. The West Ham goal was decent. El-Hajji Malik-Joof, who I think West Ham fans haven't really taken to, he skinned Jake O 'Brien down the left, sending across. It was cleared by Keane and broke to Jarrod Bowen, who did what Jarrod Bowen does, shifted it onto his left foot and curled it inside the far post.

36:34Max Rushden:So it's a good point for West Ham, but I certainly agree with you that Everton were the better team.

36:39Nicky Bandini:Yeah, worth pointing out, Michael Keane gets a massive header on that Bowen finish as well. I mean, it really should be an own goal in my view, even though it's on target. But I mean, it's interesting you say Everton's plan is give it to Grealish. West Ham's plan is sort of give it to Bowen. Wilson, how do you think Nuno will fare at the London Stadium? I mean, I think it's not a very good squad.

37:00Barry Glendenning:So I think whoever's in charge has got problems. I don't know how Nuno will fit in with fans' expectations. that they seem to expect or seem to want more than somebody's going to sit deep and plan the break. But I guess if that, it can be thrilling, I guess, if it's effective. But I fear it's going to be a pretty attritional, difficult season for them, whoever they've got in charge.

37:19Nicky Bandini:You'd have them surviving though, Nicky, now he's there. Holy doors. Hard to say, isn't it? Because the, you know, the promoted sides have done well so far that makes relegation hopefully more interesting.

37:32Jonathan Wilson:Yeah, I think exactly as you say, when you start the season, and I think all of us by default, and not without reason, because financial golf does get bigger and bigger, we just expect the newly promoted sides to drop straight down. And if they're not going to roll over, then that makes everything more complicated. But yeah, I don't know where the line is where I feel like we can start having serious conversations about it, but I feel like it's still not yet. It's six games in. It's not the point to make the universal conclusion. No, that's nice.

37:59Nicky Bandini:I quite like the idea of you deciding when we can have serious conversations. I decide, yeah, you can't decide.

38:04Jonathan Wilson:but I decided. What, 20 games? 15 games? 15 feels a lot more reasonable than six.

38:11Nicky Bandini:Right. So what we were saying, Barry, is just have stupid conversations until then, and then one very serious, po-faced conversation at the end of it all. But what I think probably is true

38:23Barry Glendenning:is that we've got used to, your low 30 spines would keep you up. I think this season it might be 36, 37. And so you're suddenly looking at West Ham or Wolves thinking you still got to get 30 odd more points it's not 20 odd more points it's 30 odd and yeah okay there's 86 games gone there's still 32 games left but you're probably talking about more on the point of game for the rest of the season and that's that's not that easy all right nikki

38:48Nicky Bandini:that sounded like a semi-serious point to me should we accept it or strike it from the podcast okay uh there was a bit of efl last night um which the highlight was chris wilder sent off and booting a ball at a fan, which is slightly overselling it. He was walking off at half-time and he absolutely, I think it was a half volley, but he caught it very well. But he didn't intentionally kick a ball at a fan. He went to check the fan was okay and came back and the referee sent him off. Which I don't know, Barry, maybe that's a letter of the law. Should be a red card, but it seemed a bit like, oh, if you weren't watching ref, you would have just let it go.

39:27Max Rushden:Yeah, it does seem a bit letter of the law-ish. I think there was absolutely no malice whatsoever behind the action. I don't think he even booted the ball in frustration. I think he just saw a ball and went, I'm going to take that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're all programmed.

39:45Nicky Bandini:Like when you're in a park and you're desperate for the ball to come to you, it's like, oh, wow, a round ball. I don't get to do this much. I mean, he probably gets quite a lot of opportunities. You're absolutely right. See ball, kick ball.

39:55Barry Glendenning:are we absolutely certain the fan wasn't eating a sandwich that's a good point

39:59Nicky Bandini:it's a very good point he's not a Premier League manager is he at this stage so I think sandwiches are acceptable anyway they lost 2-1 to Southampton perhaps more importantly Sheffield Wednesday with 2-1 up against Birmingham away but Birmingham equalised in the 99th minute agony for Wednesday Leicester drew with Wrexham and Ipswich drew at Bristol City amongst other results finally Callum says Dear Max Barry and Co, I'm an Australian Arsenal and pod fanatic. The pod is a haven for me to unwind from the hustle and bustle of everyday life. We should put that on a poster, shouldn't we? This week, my sister Daisy will get married to her fiancé, Tom.

40:38Nicky Bandini:Tom is a bit of a recluse. He has no social media, is not particularly into sports and the only apps he has on his phone are a plane tracking one and Spotify. I found it difficult to connect with Tom who I'm sure is delighted that you've put all this to favour. but following Andrew's arrival to the Premier League with Spurs I was able to use the Australian influence to convince him to start following the Premier League and listen to the Guardian Football Weekly he's now an avid listener and since last season we've started a tradition where we listen to the pod together two or three times a week I'll go to my sister's place listen to the pod with Tom while we both complete mundane tasks mundane tasks you have to do or just like mundane tasks I'll just count these yogurt pots anyway we both promised that if we ever have vasectomies we'll listen to the pod during the surgery and we'd both likely die of celebrity shock if we were to ever meet Filippo Clare.

41:26Nicky Bandini:The pod has been an integral in developing a lovely bond between my soon-to-be brother-in-law and me and listening together is often the best part of my week. As a result, it would mean the world to both me and I'm sure Tom if Barry could extend his best wishes to Tom and Daisy ahead of their wedding this week. Keep up the great work. Lots of love, Callum. Tom and I will not rest until the Guardian Football Weekly deservedly wins back the FSA Podcast of the Year from the football ramble. uh so yes uh tom and daisy barry please do your business well i'm not sure i can wish

41:55Max Rushden:tom all the best ahead of his wedding days because he sounds like an awful person with no interest beyond pain spotting so i'm not sure why daisy's marrying him he doesn't like sport which i i always find sinister well suspicious if not sinister and he does like looking at airplanes which is also weird. But he must have something going for him if Daisy has decided to spend the rest.

42:27Nicky Bandini:He listens to this three times a week. So he likes this, even if he doesn't like the thing we're talking about. He was kind of strong-armed into listening to this by the sound of things. Are you okay, Tom? Do you need help? Do you actually not want to? Perhaps he hates it. Perhaps he's like, three times a week? I don't want to marry him. I want to marry Daisy. I have no interest in Daisy's brother. and he comes here and I have to listen to this bloody podcast and these idiots talking about this thing I don't like and then this guy sets up boring things for me to do I've got to count the Hoover bags underneath my sink while I have to listen to this podcast so I'd rather do anything else in my life Tom you have our apologies but thanks for adding to our listening numbers Aren't Tom and Daisy

43:08Barry Glendenning:the main protagonists of The Great Gatsby?

43:11Nicky Bandini:They are too aren't they?

43:12Max Rushden:So what does that mean? This is the not so much The Great Gatsby as the very mediocre

43:18Nicky Bandini:cringet.

43:22Nicky Bandini:Anyway, best wishes to you, to Tom and Daisy.

43:27Max Rushden:Oh, by the way, I had to venture to North London on Saturday night for a friend's 50th birthday party. And on my way home on the tube, I was accosted by a young man who wanted to tell me how great he thought the pod was. And I wasn't rude to him, But I wasn't particularly friendly either because, A, I'd had a few, and, B, he caught me completely by surprise. So I didn't really know what to say to him. So I didn't say much at all. Thanks for listening. Yeah, I think I managed to get that out. But I normally try to make more of an effort. I was just sitting there reading my book, and he came over to talk to me.

44:09Max Rushden:So I would like to apologize to him for not being more effusive in my gratitude to him for listening to the pod.

44:18Nicky Bandini:We may have lost him forever. He's probably not even listening to this now, isn't he? You've got to work on that. I don't know. Every listener counts. Anyway, that'll do for today. Thanks, everybody. Thanks, Nicky.

44:28Jonathan Wilson:Thanks.

44:28Nicky Bandini:Thanks, Wilson. Cheers to you. Thank you, Barry. Thanks. Football Weekly is produced by Dolgrove. Our executive producer is Danielle Stevens. We'll be back tomorrow.

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