In short
Guardian Football Weekly reacts to a weekend of Premier League and EFL results, focusing on Arsenal’s attacking struggles, Manchester City’s title momentum, and the relegation battle (Spurs, West Ham, Forest), plus Liverpool/Fulham, Newcastle/Palace, and other league updates.
Guests (panel)
Seb Hutchinson, Jacob Steinberg, Barry Glendening.
Guest backgrounds
Seb Hutchinson and Jacob Steinberg are Guardian football writers/commentators on the show; Barry Glendening is a regular guest who also shares personal/club perspectives (including being in “a world of pain” after a half marathon).
Key claims
- Arsenal look “paralysed with fear” and are missing Odegaard’s orchestration; Saka’s fitness issues add to the problem.
- City’s second-half turn vs Chelsea shows mentality and tactical execution; City are likely to win the league before the final day.
- Spurs are in freefall: 14 league games without a win, no confidence, and limited creativity/goals; Romero’s injury worsens it.
- West Ham’s survival chances improved after January signings (Pablo, Castellanos) and De Sassie shoring up defense.
Notable examples
- Arsenal 1-2 Bournemouth: Bournemouth’s Alex Scott goal; Arsenal’s inability to play through the press; Dalman involvement.
- City 3-0 Chelsea: quick, aggressive second-half passing; Cherki’s space; City building control.
- Sunderland 1-0 Spurs: Brobbey vs Romero; Romero injury likely ending his World Cup.
- West Ham 4-0 Wolves: Avropanos opener; Castellanos goals; De Sassie impact.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOArsenal's Struggles and Bournemouth's Thriving
0:46 to 3:08
Discussion on Arsenal's recent performance and Bournemouth's surprising success.
“And then Forrest got a crucial point at home to Villa.”
Analysis of Arsenal's Attacking Issues
3:09 to 5:19
Deep dive into Arsenal's attacking problems and key player absences impacting their form.
“I know it sounds crazy, but they look one of the poorer attacks in the top half of the league at the moment, which is incredible to say.”
The Fear and Pressure on Arsenal
5:20 to 7:42
Exploration of the psychological factors affecting Arsenal's performance and its impact on fans.
“They look the part, but there's just somebody better.”
Arteta's Management and Tactical Choices
7:43 to 11:47
Critique of Mikel Arteta's management style and its effect on the team's play.
“They did win the game and it was a good result but I wasn't impressed with them.”
Bournemouth's Impressive Performance
11:48 to 14:00
Celebration of Bournemouth's impressive play against Arsenal and their aspirations.
“You know, that is, they have played, you know, Bournemouth had a really good break.”
Bristol City's Rising Stars
14:00 to 15:00
Discussion on standout performances from Alex Scott and Kruppi.
“Because they played really well in this game.”
Manchester City vs Chelsea: First Half Analysis
15:00 to 16:00
Analyzing Manchester City's slow start against Chelsea.
“It's an astonishing achievement but the latest in big achievements from Bournemouth when it comes to players coming to the club.”
Halftime Adjustments Spark City’s Performance
16:00 to 17:40
Insight into Manchester City's impactful halftime strategy.
“It did make me want Arsenal to win the league, actually.”
The Importance of Mentality in Football
17:40 to 19:20
Exploring the psychological aspects of Manchester City's play.
“more aggressive, more physical than they were in the first half.”
Ryan Cherki's Impressive Performance
19:20 to 21:00
Highlighting Ryan Cherki’s contribution to City's success.
“And ultimately that's borne out in the final score.”
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Chelsea's Struggles Against City
21:00 to 22:40
Discussing Chelsea's inability to compete with Manchester City.
“If they don't get you with Semenyo's drives, they'll get you with Haaland's finishing.”
Discussing Arsenal's Title Race Pressure
22:40 to 24:20
Examining the pressures faced by Arsenal in the title race.
“I don't know, but they were hugely impressive yesterday.”
Sunderland vs Tottenham: Preview and Analysis
24:20 to 26:00
Analyzing Sunderland's performance against struggling Tottenham.
“it's about the teams that have got those match-winning players.”
Tottenham's Decline and Future Prospects
26:00 to 28:00
Discussing Tottenham's current form and future outlook.
“Yeah, he does so much more than score goals and he's a real handful.”
Assessing Tottenham's Struggles
28:00 to 29:10
Discussion on Tottenham's performance issues and player injuries.
“No, but it's philosophically quite a good reason to think something isn't going to happen if you've never seen it happen.”
Analyzing West Ham's Recent Success
29:10 to 30:50
Exploring West Ham's improved form and key player contributions.
“And you looked at that front three that started on Sunday.”
West Ham's Tactical Changes
30:50 to 34:20
Discussion on the tactical adjustments that led to West Ham's wins.
“Go back in time and say, I don't want this job, yeah.”
Leeds and Spurs' Fight for Survival
34:20 to 36:40
Comparing the fight and form of Leeds and Spurs in relegation battle.
“And after that, they just ran through them.”
Premier League Match Updates
36:40 to 38:40
Recap of recent Premier League matches and implications for teams.
“where you're so invested in other teams and you're like utterly furious with Aston Villa.”
Liverpool's Performance Review
38:40 to 40:00
Analysis of Liverpool's recent match and player performances.
“Welcome to part three of the Guardian Football Weekly at Liverpool 2, Fulham 0.”
Newcastle's Season Pressure
40:00 to 42:01
Discussion on Newcastle's struggles and managerial pressure.
“And even with Liverpool within range, and then you're dreaming about the draw, it just made it a meh result.”
Newcastle's Struggles and Managerial Tensions
42:01 to 44:32
Discover why Newcastle is struggling and the internal tensions affecting the team.
“And maybe part of that at the moment comes through not having Bruno Gibraltar who's been out now for a long time and is such an important player for them in midfield.”
Crystal Palace's Manager and Potential Success
44:32 to 46:10
Explore the situation of Crystal Palace's manager and their aspirations for success.
Misconceptions in Football Analysis
46:10 to 48:01
Learn about the pitfalls of relying on AI for football insights and analysis.
“So he used AI to try and find who would be the best midfield signing for West Ham.”
Updates from the EFL and Other Leagues
48:01 to 49:59
Get the latest updates from various leagues including the EFL and League One.
“And since the start of November, Burnley have won one Premier League match against Crystal Palace, and that was on the 11th of February.”
Marathon Experience and Listener Engagement
49:59 to 54:39
Hear about the hosts' marathon experience and their connection with listeners.
“and then a four-point gap between them and Newport, Crawley and Tranmere on 37.”
Show Production Credits
56:00 to 56:10
Learn about the production team behind Football Weekly.
“Football Weekly is produced by Tyler Papula and Jesse Howard.”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:00This is The Guardian.
0:30the second half and ran away with it at the bridge. We have league at the bottom. Oh, Spurs. They weren't terrible. They weren't good. They were a little unlucky. That Mukiely deflected goal. Everyone could see it going in for hours, but no one could do anything about it. They were already in the relegation zone after West Ham beat Wolves 4-0 on Friday night. And then Forrest got a crucial point at home to Villa. Some real couldn't hit a barn door staff for Munai Emery's men in the second half. A morale boosting win for Liverpool. A morale sapping defeat for Newcastle to all manner of excitement in the EFL and in the fit bar.
0:58And Barry ran a half marathon. Wild times we're living in. All that plus your questions. And that's today's Guardian Football Weekly.
1:11On the panel today, Seb Hutchinson, welcome. Hello, Max. Hello, Jacob Steinberg. Hello. And the hero of the hour, Barry Glendening. How are you feeling?
1:22Max Rushden:I'm in a world of pain, Max. Everything from the waist down hurts. Even the soles of my feet hurt. And it took, I'm not exaggerating, it took me 10 minutes to lever myself out of bed and walk down the stairs this morning. But unlike my friend Gavin, whose fault it is I'm in this mess, he did it with me yesterday as well. And he had to climb a crane this morning for work because he forgot to take the deal. Oh, man, alive. Okay, anyway, we'll get to that. More importantly, let's begin at the top of the Premier League. Arsenal 1, Bournemouth 2. Carlon Blue Sky says, is quad bottle a word? Matthew, I've not known the country, this united in a long time, every weekend, wanting both North London teams to lose every week for totally different reasons.
2:15And Candid says, who could have imagined two years ago that Baz would have a more impressive heat map over the weekend than Declan Rice and Moses Caicedo? Well, we'll get to Caicedo, But with credit to Bournemouth, and we will get to that, Seb, it is always easy to be wise after the event, right? So maybe that's where this is coming from. But from the moment this game started, it felt like this sort of air of inevitability that Arsenal weren't going to do it.
2:40Seb Hutchinson:Well, I'll show wisdom from, I think, maybe match day 11 or 12 when I was on this pod. And we said, is it too early? And we were talking about Arsenal. And I said, Arsenal defensively look strong, but going forward, they've got real problems in the structure of their attacks. And as the season's gone on, that has basically come to the fore and causing them real problems. Because the set pieces have been so important for them. But when it comes to general play, they don't look like a side who are going to score goals against most teams now. if you go back and look at their performances in recent months when have they truly sparkled in an attacking sense and throughout the season Manchester City have shown that even when they've stuttered along the way in terms of the results they've always looked like a side who are going to score against teams and now from the moment the League Cup final was the moment where Man City pinned them in and they had no way of getting out and I think teams of now at this point of the season teams like Bournemouth who are playing with a sense of freedom they are in the European mix themselves I mean that we can apply this idea that they're on the beach they're not on the beach at all I mean they literally are but in the football sense they're not on the beach and so they had something to get out of this game for sure they deserve this win and that's that's the scary thing from an Arsenal point of view you look at and think well can they can they even win a game towards the back end of this season.
4:08Seb Hutchinson:I know it sounds crazy, but they look one of the poorer attacks in the top half of the league at the moment, which is incredible to say. And who do we lay that at? Is it an Arteta thing? Is it the actual players that they've bought? Who knows? But watching that game, there wasn't a spell in it where you thought Arsenal were going to win it. Even when they got level, they looked wobbly shortly after that. the second half, the drop-off as well. Bournemouth found it so easy to carve through the midfield. Zubimendi's physical level just didn't seem to be there. Players were running off him. Declan Rice did have that spell where he tried to take the game by the scruff of the neck, you know, the Gerrard style, but it didn't work.
4:51Seb Hutchinson:Having to turn to the 16-year-old Max Dalman to try and give you something, and he didn't see the ball. He just didn't see the ball. They couldn't structure an attack. Jokeres snatching at chances. I mean, I could go on and on and on. And I do get the sense with Arsenal at the moment, are they just, if you indulge me for a second, are they just the Frankie Fredericks of football at the moment? Whereby you think everything seems to be working nicely. You know, they look a well-oiled, well-polished machine. They look the part, but there's just somebody better. There's somebody who just looks freer.
5:25The Frankie Fredericks, the Ivan Lendl. Yeah, it's just Donovan Bailey, 96. it's however you want to put it but I suppose it's interesting Jacob isn't it we've talked about this before but like shouldn't they be good at attacking like they've got good attackers they've got a good midfield they've got a creative midfield like like they should be good from open play they should be but they don't actually have the creative midfield you would probably want to be on the pitch all the time I think it can't be underestimated that for a lot of this season they've not had Odegaard and And now they don't have Saka fit as well.
6:00And when they've been at their best in the last couple of years, so much of that play has gone through that link-up between Saka and Odegaard down the right. It was very heavily slanted there and probably teams were starting to work that out a little bit. But when Arsenal were probably at their freest in the early part of the Arteta title charge in 2024-23, so much of it was going through Odegaard. And this season, he's just not there. I mean, he was taken off around the hour mark against Sporting Lisbon last week, looked like he was struggling physically in that game. And then he's not there on Saturday against Bournemouth.
6:34And I think he's just a really big, big miss for them. Even when he's not been playing well this season, that level that he brings, the ability to take the ball and just sort of keep things ticking over, find passes, thread passes, get through the Bournemouth press, that ability wasn't there. And I think they really do. I think they're really missing him. I think obviously they brought in Eze last summer as an alternative in attacking midfield to Odegaard, but I don't think he's the same kind of player who's going to sort of direct the play, orchestrate things in midfield in the way that Odegaard does.
7:06They tried Havertz in that position on Saturday after the goal against Sporting Lisbon. I missed the first half, but I was listening to the commentary on TalkSport and a lot of it featured Stuart Pearce criticising Habert's performance, saying he'd be shocked if he wasn't taken off at half-time. So I'm assuming that that experiment didn't go too well. Then you look at the rest of the attack as well. And as I mentioned before, did they buy well enough? I mean, ultimately, you're looking at the performances of Giocarez and Madueke in these games over the last few weeks. And the answer to that is probably at the moment, despite a few contributions here and there from both of them, no.
7:45yeah and Barry the tension you know like the players were tense the fans were tense it's sort of this vicious cycle that it sort of feels impossible to get out of and like as I said in the intro like they were still nine points clear at the end of this game yeah but it was a
8:00Max Rushden:dismal performance and if you you know if it was a non-characteristically bad performance you'd say fair enough that happens but this is the latest in quite a long list of poor performances even against sporting I thought they weren't particularly good. They did win the game and it was a good result but I wasn't impressed with them. And the one thing I took from this game, while I don't disagree with much or anything of what Jacob and Seb have said is that they looked paralysed with fear, hesitation, players taking too many touches on the ball. David Rea was I think second highest. Yes, second.
8:43Max Rushden:Arsenal passer you know what I think in quick succession shortly after half time the ball was played back to him three times what are you doing play forward play forward like Bournemouth were playing they couldn't play through Bournemouth's press and whenever they tried to play long Victor Gokere he's no John Hartson he can't trap the ball and hold it up he can't you know spread his arms chest it down and hold it up he was very weak and and Mark Sinesi just bossed him. But yeah, they looked paralyzed with fear. That fear spreads to the stands, and I don't think anyone, I've said this again and again and again, it's worth saying again, I don't think anyone is helped by Mikel Arteta bouncing around his technical area like a jack-in-the-box, gesticulating furiously and looking like he's having a, you know, he's like Basil Fawlty, thrashing his car with a tree branch.
9:39Seb Hutchinson:That can't be helpful to anybody. Can I touch on what Barry just said there about Sanessi? There's something you don't see that often, but Sanessi was able to bring the ball down on his chest from a long ball with Jocheres really close to him. And then you look at the game against Chelsea from Manchester City's point of view, first long ball that goes forward and Haaland just traps it himself and takes it away from Fofana, who's an£80m defender. So I think in a nutshell, that's another example from Arsenal's point of view, that relief of pressure they can't get it from playing long passes either so they are in a in a real realness the anxiety is a real thing isn't it as well I mean I think there's a feeling among Premier League managers who go up against him that Arteta is maybe a bit too emotional and that's feeding into it and the comments beforehand about bring your lunch bring your dinner to the crowd this whole thing about the 12 30 kickoff potentially being a quiet atmosphere that kind of it feels like it's being made into too big a thing that the whole thing is being built up into this grand event when ultimately the nine points clear and they're playing at home to Bournemouth and ultimately they should win it shouldn't be it feels like the there's there's too much fear that's being built up going into the game we have to make this this huge atmosphere and then the game starts and the team's not really responding and I think probably fans are sitting there thinking hang on we've been told to to turn up and the and the players haven't but I think also there's there's an element of the of the supporters as well just being so tense for for months now because it's probably been probably because it's been such a long wait since they've since they've won the league and they thought this was going to be the year and it still might but I mean I've been at games at the Emirates where they've been in a pretty comfortable position I was I was there in early December when they looked like they were cruising at the top of the league at that point and they went one and up against Brentford very early in the game and then it sort of went into a bit of a lull after around 20 minutes half an hour and it turned into a bit of a grind and you could just feel the fans getting on the players backs even then and you're looking at it and thinking this this doesn't feel like the way you should be reacting to your team when you're when you're top of the league I mean there's like a lot of fans who watch their team play pretty bad football and lose a lot and you're sitting there thinking you're top why why are you so why do you appear to hate your players so much and it's you know the Chelsea home game when they were struggling in that the the howls from the crowd when passes were going out of play were really noticeable and and i just think that that atmosphere at the emirates i don't think it's i don't think it's helping anyone but i think also it comes from the there's that you can feel that from the team as well i mean i think there's a there's a bit of a turning point which people sort of cottoned on to in around december when they when they lost to aston villa at villa park in the last minute and they're all all the players are slumped on the floor they've thrown themselves on the floor when they concede that last minute goal and it looks like they've lost the Champions League final and ultimately what they've done is they've lost quite a close good game against a good side in the middle of December and instead they're acting like it's the end of the world and actually ever since then they've barely had a game that's free of anxiety especially at home yeah and and I suppose it's it is desperation right you can want something too much like that it's just this air of desperation I also think Barry as well and it's hard to factor this in because we can't feel what they feel, although you do feel it right now, and that is exhaustion, right?
13:09You know, that is, they have played, you know, Bournemouth had a really good break. These guys have played, and actually, you know, they've still got to play Sporting Midweek and then City. Like, this is so tough now for them.
13:21Max Rushden:They ran more than Bournemouth did, so I don't buy that. Okay. They clocked up more mileage. I don't think this is anything other than a combination of fear and Arteta playing with the handbrake on again. And I'm really interested to see how he'll approach the game against Manchester City next weekend. I suspect he will set out not to lose it, and it might work. But on the evidence of what I've seen this weekend, Arsenal get pasting. Yeah. And so we should credit Bournemouth, right? Because they played really well in this game. Alex Scott, who hasn't been part of Tuchel's plans, has had a brilliant season and took that goal very well.
14:07Seb Hutchinson:Yeah, I know. And there's been links with Irola going to Athletic Club, you know, because he has strong ties with that place. But what impressed me about them was that freedom. And that's why people were applying the idea that they have got nothing to lose. But they are still in the running to be in Europe for the first time. So there is that for the club. And I just thought their players were almost to a man. And they were excellent. Jimenez at right back, he showed a boldness that was annoying his manager at times. He sort of was trying to say to him, no, tuck back in, stay back, track yourself back.
14:41Seb Hutchinson:But he was enjoying himself down at right hand side. Alex Scott is a player that Inver and Bristol City have always believed. And, you know, I was with Leroy Rosennia at the weekend and, you know, he has strong ties with Bristol City and he works with the club as well. And he said they always believed that he would be a top player, but injuries obviously have affected him. and he could go on a run here where you just think he has to be part of that England mix as well, because he's a type of player who is that midfielder who can do a bit of everything in that area, and the way he took his goal, again, that composure, the technique, the run, and a word on Kruppi, I mean, what a season he is having.
15:22Seb Hutchinson:For a player who just feels like he's got a real knack of knowing where to be on a football pitch, you know, he's not the biggest player in the world, and we talk about the physicality of footballers all the time, but he just pops up in the right areas and he's scored some big goals in big games for Bournemouth this season and I think he's, you know, I think he's closing in on the record for a teenager scoring goals in a Premier League season. It's an astonishing achievement but the latest in big achievements from Bournemouth when it comes to players coming to the club. Yeah, I'm thinking how many players they lost in the summer, right?
15:53Meanwhile, at Stamford Bridge then it was all set up, City had to win and they did. I mean, when they panned to that City fan drinking an empty bottle with an Arsenal logo on it. It did make me want Arsenal to win the league, actually. I was like, this is too much. You know, you're really, this is too, that's really, I don't know why I found it so annoying. But you were there, Jacob. What did you make of it? It was a strange first half because you're expecting Manchester City to just come out and immediately make the statement after Arsenal's defeat on Saturday. And instead, they were very, very slow to get going.
16:25Passes, a stray, a lot of misconnections in attack, they couldn't get Haaland into the game. It felt like one of those games where you're going to get through it wondering, oh my God, Haaland's not touched the ball. What's going on with the Manchester City attack? Because they sort of have drawn nil-nil somehow with a weakened Chelsea. And Chelsea sort of set up quite well despite missing quite a few key players. They were quite hard to break down in the first half. They set up with deep defence and they played out quite well. They were getting through the press very well. And when they did, Cole Palmer was there quite a lot of the time to pick up the ball in the number 10 position.
17:04They had this very clear focus on going down the left and targeting Nunes. And Neto had a few good runs at him on the left. And you get the disallowed goal for Cucuraya, which is just, well, probably inches in it for the pass from João Pedro. and City just weren't really doing that much. But at the same time, you kind of always felt that when they do step it up, there's going to be trouble. And the change after halftime was stark. I mean, they just came out, the passing was quicker, more aggressive, more physical than they were in the first half. Didn't take them very long at all to get through that Chelsea defence.
17:47And they scored three goals in 17 minutes. And afterwards, Guardiola is asked what the change was at halftime. and he says not tactics I just told the guys basically at this stage of the season you have to step up you have to make the difference and you have to show the mentality and that's what they did so he's there afterwards and he's talking about this mentality that Manchester City have I also think that that kind of shows just the the value at times of a guy in the dugout who just knows what he's doing and has been there and done it because when he says those kind of things it sounds kind of simple.
18:23It sounds kind of simple when he says you have to be more aggressive and you have to play better. But presumably there's the trust from the Manchester City players, a lot of them very experienced, some of them less so when it comes to a title race, to listen to Pep and to respond. And I think I still feel that that's something in the last few years that Chelsea have slightly underestimated. You know, this data model where there's been this talk that the impact, the overall impact of a manager statistically over time is not that important. And there's probably just this unquantifiable hidden 5%, 10%.
19:05You probably can't put any real number on it because it's unquantifiable. but it's just it's there and it's it's kind of it's just it's an invisible magic that someone like Pep Guardiola has and then you're watching Liam Rossini next to him who's this bright young coach but ultimately is at this level a novice and the I just felt that that second half kind of sums it up a little bit in in the way that the the two clubs have have gone about this and One has the proven guy there and the other one has a guy who may well turn out to be very talented, but at the moment is struggling badly. And ultimately that's borne out in the final score.
19:47Yeah, I had a TV producer once who just said, be better. I didn't find it amazing advice, but it wasn't Pep Guardiola. You were commentating on this, Seb. Cherki was so good in that second half, wasn't he?
19:58Seb Hutchinson:I think that second half from Man City was the best half of football I think I've seen from a team this season. Just in terms of the total control they had over Chelsea for the first 15 minutes of that half. And Ryan Shirky, this is why I slightly don't believe Pep Guardiola when he says he just told them about mentality. There has to be more going on here. because the freedom, the space that Ryan Cherky had on the ball to make things happen, it just made it look so easy. And how can you, in an environment like that, be so far ahead of the opposition? It just boggles my mind. And they've done it.
20:36Seb Hutchinson:His club has done it routinely, season after season. I know last season they had a wobble, but in the back end of the season, they had moments that were back to that again. And Cherky has spoken about troubles he's had over his time. But when he was a 16-year-old, He was very, very highly rated and there's not been doubts about his qualities and it's whether he could have the platform. But City as a whole, they just offered so many different points of attack. If they don't get you with Semenyo's drives, they'll get you with Haaland's finishing. They don't get you with that. It'd be Cherki's craft, you know, and Doku who just will run at defenders constantly.
21:11Seb Hutchinson:We talked about Madweke earlier and I think Doku has that ability to constantly have the confidence that I'm going to run at the defender every time. It doesn't matter. And that confidence caused Chelsea, and they have to deal with it. They have to bring Palmer back to cover that space. It was something that made me say that City now are in a groove that I don't think they're going to be knocked out of. Even the Real Madrid game, when they were down to 10, they were so impressive. And they are getting their noses in front in games and then building on it. In the League Cup final, they did it. Against Liverpool in the FA Cup, they did it.
21:46Seb Hutchinson:And now they did it in the Chelsea game as well. And actually, it's interesting, Barry, that so much the criticism of Pep is, you know, players are overcoached, you know, and they have to, you know, play in this rigid way. And it's Arsenal that are playing a rigid way. And then you've got Cherokee sort of doing his own thing. Semenyo being very direct. Doku as well. I don't know if Pep's made a change or they're just playing really well in a perfectly coached system, you know, and I'm reading too much into that.
22:12Max Rushden:I don't know either. Yeah, that used to be a criticism of Pep. Jack Grealish famously being a player who arrived at City as this flamboyant individual with a big box of tricks that Pep confiscated from him and coached the flair out of him. But certainly not seeing this with the likes of Doku and Cherokee. Maybe Cherokee hasn't been there long enough to have the good coached out of him. I don't know, but they were hugely impressive yesterday. Chelsea had a couple of chances. they never looked like winning the game or taking anything from the game at all. I think City wanted it comfortably, should have had a penalty as well, I think, for that Palmer challenge on Jeremy Dock while the scorer was still nil-nil.
23:05Max Rushden:Who'd be an Arsenal fan these days? I mean, most fans, fans of bowl clubs must be really tense, but Arsenal fans must be just going through the wringer. Interestingly, I watched this match in the pub yesterday and I was in the company of three Chelsea fans, all of whom wanted Manchester City to win. That's interesting. What does that tell you? Well, Ross says, what are us neutrals to do who don't want City to win anything, that find it hilarious how much Arsenal are making an arse of this? What are we to do? And I think a lot of fans are in that kind of dilemma. I mean, it is worth mentioning Mark Gay's touch and finish.
23:40You know, that was elite centre-forward play from him. And, you know, buying him and Semenya has been great. And there will be some people shouting, what about the 115 charges? I mean, it would be useful to find them out before the apocalypse. But, you know, as yet, they're not there. Who wins the league, Jacob, for you from this position? Manchester City, and I'm not sure at this point it's going to get to the final day.
24:02Seb Hutchinson:Oh, OK. You see a real implosion, Seb. I've just felt City are going to win the league since they went on the run towards the back end of... of when Villa were winning games, City were also winning games. And you just see enough, you know, we watch enough 90 minutes week in, week out, and you just think when it gets tight, it's about the teams that have got those match-winning players. And I thought Arsenal defensively this season, superb. But at some point when it gets tight, as we've seen, you can make mistakes at the back. And we've seen it recently. So, yeah, I've not changed my mind. I thought it would be close in the end.
24:37Seb Hutchinson:But I agree with Jacob. I think City will win it before the final game of the season. Incredible to say. Baz?
24:44Max Rushden:I mean, I'm not going to lie. I would piss myself laughing if Arsenal messed this up. But I think they will crawl over the line. Just like crawl over the line. Speaking of crawling over the line, I would dream for Tottenham to do that. But it's a different line and they may well not. And we'll start with them in part two.
25:12Welcome to part two of the Guardian Football Weekly. Andrew says, when did we start calling the new Spurs boss Roberto Desperzi? John says, could the day have gone any better for Barry? I think not. Barry, a bad if not predictable start for De Zerbe. It's 14 games without a win for them in the league now. December the 6th, their last win. Their worst run, I think, in 81 years. And it felt to me like they were simultaneously not good, but quite unlucky. and they don't have time to be either of those things.
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25:40Max Rushden:They weren't good. They weren't terrible, but they lost again. I think they probably deserved to lose. I thought Sunderland was a better team. I really enjoyed the battle between Brian Broby and Christian Romero. Yeah. Broby was brilliant. Broby was brilliant. You mentioned Jokic's hold-up play. Broby's hold-up play was absolutely amazing in this game. Yeah, he does so much more than score goals and he's a real handful. Obviously, the battle in question ended with Romero going off with what looks like a serious knee injury, which will probably rule him out for the rest of the summer and the World Cup, so that's unfortunate for him.
26:18Max Rushden:And Broby probably should have been sent off, but he probably should have been booked for that shove that caused that injury, shoving Romero into Kinski. I was pleased Kinski had a good game for Spurs just after what happened to him. Atleti, yeah. Yeah, because I think it was important. He had a good game and he didn't do anything wrong. He played quite well. There's nothing he could do about the goal. I was obviously hoping Sunderland would win this. I wasn't sure how up for it they'd be. But I think teams are invested in sending Tottenham down, even if they have nothing else to play for. I really do.
26:54Max Rushden:And if you look through the Sunderland team here, Rinaldo, Le Fay, Alderete, Granit Xhaka, Brobby, Mucchielli, all played really well. All new signings. Well, Le Fay was on loan there for the second half last season, but he was only officially signed this summer. They're all new signings. They all played well. Luke Online there as well from the Sunderland Old Guard. And what a job Regis Labrie has done. I know we're supposed to be talking about Spurs, well, I just think he's done a sensational job this season. Spurs lost again. I've looked at their remaining fixtures. Hard to see where they're going to pick up points, even against Wolves.
27:38Yeah, I agree, Jacob. And I still don't, because they've never gone down in my lifetime, I still feel they won't go down. But I have nothing, I have nothing to base that on. They are, they're so out, they have no confidence. We talk about that anxiety of Arsenal. They've got nothing. They do nothing. Yeah, that's not a reason to think they won't go down. The fact you've never seen it. No, it isn't. No, but it's philosophically quite a good reason to think something isn't going to happen if you've never seen it happen. I've seen lots of things happen in my life. And I know they happen and this hasn't happened.
28:14But you're right. It is bad reasoning. It's bad logic. They're not good, Jacob. No, they're really bad. They are really bad. I mean, obviously they've not won in the league in 2026, and they just seem to have forgotten what that actually feels like. And they also can't score. Well, they do score some goals, but I think it's since the turn of the year, they've only scored more than once in two league games, which suggests a real problem. And obviously they're missing massive players in attack a whole season without Kulusevsky, Madison and much of the... well, it's been three or four months now without Kudus as well.
28:54Odderbeer, another player who has shown promise in patches as well. He's gone. I think obviously with Maddison and Kudusiewski there, if they had been there for some of these games, it might be different. They just have no replacement for that. And the lack of creativity is really being felt now. And you looked at that front three that started on Sunday. they're all decent players probably in their own right. But as a combination, they're all kind of the same player. And you're looking at it and thinking, well, who's going to make a goal for the other one? They had that small bit of success at Anfield where they played very direct.
29:35But in that game, Liverpool looked so unready for that approach from Tottenham. And Sunderland, I don't think that was the kind of thing that was going to scare them by playing long. and that lack of creativity now is a real problem. And it's another game where the big creative signing from last summer, signed for what, 50, 60 million pounds, Xabi Simons is on the bench. He can't even get into this side at the moment. So the real, real problems, and when you throw in the Romero injury as well, the lack of goals combined with now the problems in defence just makes it look even harder. I do think though at the same time when you look at the fixtures I do think that they're they're okay I think if you could ask for any then probably those would maybe just about be the ones you would you would want they have this potential obviously game looming with with Chelsea where that could be the one that sends them down on the penaltable weekend unless that gets changed by well I was listening to some Chelsea fans on the platform of West Brompton and they're starting to think that they might actually mess that up.
30:42So maybe there's hope. So yeah, they've got Brighton at home, then Wolves away, Villa away, Leeds at home, Chelsea away, Everton at home. What should Deserby do, Seb?
30:55Seb Hutchinson:Join in the summer? Go back in time and say, I don't want this job, yeah. I can't believe that Spurs went for Deserby at this point in time. It just didn't really make sense to me. I felt like it needed somebody who would just come in and just calm them down just go you know the players here are surely they're good enough to get more goals than they have got in recent games surely I mean we're talking about talented players on the surface but it's just not working and the interesting thing for me was when Romero started crying you knew it was because he was going to miss the World Cup you knew those tears were for Argentina that as soon as you sort of just thought this is going to be a bad injury because he's had injury problems before he's had multiple suspensions for spurs and van der Ven the way he was playing everything we spoke about Arsenal and their tension I think there's a tension in the Tottenham team now where they're forgetting how to do simple things when things go against them they're getting frustrated three of the back four was booked fairly early on in the game and once that snowball starts rolling it's really tough to stop it and it was a bad weekend when it comes to the other results and that's even before Leeds are playing as well.
32:07Yeah well let's talk about West Ham then. Beat Wolves 4-0, put Spurs in the relegation zone on Friday night. You are West Ham Jacob, you're alive figuratively. You know it looks rosier after this game. Well it's the first time that they've had it in their hands pretty much throughout the running. The first time they've been out to the bottom of three properly since I think November. By the end of the weekend they've had moments here and there where they've gone out and then been immediately put back in by the end of the weekend. The change is massive and it probably goes back to these two signings in attack that they've made, Pablo and Castellanos, who I still can't really work out if either of them are particularly good.
32:48They're probably overpaid for both of them, particularly Pablo, given that he was signed for not very much by his previous club in Portugal, Gil Vicente. But they've both made an impact. Unlike the Tottenham players in attack, they are making that impact by partly just running around and being a nuisance and occupying defenders, just being really annoying to play against, particularly in the case of Pablo, who hasn't actually scored yet for a missed, took a really bad penalty in the shootout against Leeds in the FA Cup quarterfinal last weekend. But without ever really looking like he might score, he is contributing to the side and then Castellanos as well he's got five goals since he turned up and these were probably the most important ones because the others have they've not been ones that have really made a huge difference to the to the final score in most cases but these two really sort of changed the mood in the stadium because it was it was quite nervous for much of the game I mean Wolves turned up and they dominated for about 40 minutes and it It felt like West Ham, because their fixtures are pretty hard from here, it felt like they knew they absolutely had to win this game.
33:59If they didn't, it would just be such a huge blow for them to take. And I'm not sure they would have recovered from it. They were sort of snatching at chances. And when that first goal goes in from Avropanos, who's another massive change in performances as well from him at the back, still it felt nervous. Wolves hit the post at the start of the second half. That first Castellanos goal just felt like it lifted all the tension in the stadium. And after that, they just ran through them. The other huge difference they've had in January was De Sassi, who coming in on loan from Chelsea at the back has just shored things up to a defence that previously was comfortably looked like the worst in the division, with particularly Kilman playing there.
34:38And since coming in, he's just made things much calmer, De Sassi. And at Chelsea, he was a player who really struggled with the whole playing out from the back thing. But I think if you just ask him to be a defender, then he's good at that. He can do all the things that a defender traditionally has to do. And he's also just a really good, really good character. And it feels like Nuno, from having had a really difficult start around December, January, the mood around the place was really, really bad. There were a lot of unhappy players and there was quite a lot of disquiet inside the building. It just feels like he's got the spirit in the team now and goals in the team, importantly.
35:18Despite the fixtures, I would now really think that they're going to stay up. And the interesting question as well is, if they don't, what do you do with Nuno? Because if you do go down, he's probably the guy you want to try and get you back up. Probably more the question is going to be, would he want to stay there? Would he start to think, I've got better options than this? I would say Castellanos is two of the worst hit strikes of a football of all time but you know it doesn't matter you need that luck I guess so Barry they've got Palace away Everton at home Brentford away Arsenal at home Newcastle away Leeds at home I mean it isn't easy but I know that final game against Leeds could be enormous for them
35:54Max Rushden:yeah they are tough assignments but the thing is West Ham are showing fight Leeds are showing fight Forrest are showing fight Spurs are not no fight at all so just on that alone you'd have to go for Spurs but Spurs definitely have easier fixtures but as I said I cannot see where Spurs are going to get even a point from their remaining fixtures playing the way they are At the city ground Forrest Drew won all with Villa I mean apologies for looking at this through a Spurs lens said but the chances Villa missed in this game were just sort of extraordinary. I mean, sales made some slaves, but that Rodgers miss, you know, I love it when you get to this stage of the season where you're so invested in other teams and you're like utterly furious with Aston Villa.
36:46I haven't really bothered about anything they've done all year and suddenly I'm livid with Morgan Rodgers.
36:51Seb Hutchinson:Yeah, Forrest, they were the ones I was most worried about a couple of weeks ago because even though I felt they were going to stay up for a lot of the season, I was struggling where their goals were going to come from and Chris Wood's come back, which is great. But yes, I think they would have taken a point before that game. They know that Villa are a side who are well up the league and doing well. Although I think Villa have only scored three more goals than Spurs this season. So they've not been great goal scorers. And that probably showed by the chances they missed in the end. Every weekend is going to feel pivotal because Forest are still in the Europa League.
37:24Seb Hutchinson:And they're in a good position to progress in that. If they beat Porto, they're through to the semifinals. And then that's another game in the fixtures. But then the game after that is Burnley at home. And Burnley at home for any team now feels like the one where you just have to win that game. It's that sort of game. And that's what it was for West Ham on Friday. You have to beat Wolves. Even though we're talking down about Spurs' situation, the running is with West Ham at the moment. Of the four, they're the ones I'm most confident about staying up right now because they're hitting form. All the others still, Leeds, Spurs and Forest are struggling to score goals.
38:01Seb Hutchinson:and this could be the one where they have that those narrow defeats. Is this going to be the difference? And so that point against Villa, I think, was pretty big. Both of those guys played on Thursday night. Villa had a big win against Bologna away, beating the 3-1. Scored really late on for a crucial third goal. Forestry won all the way at Porto. Their goal was an excellent own goal. Palace won as well in the Conference League. Tonight, the other side endangered Leeds, go to Old Trafford. So we'll talk about that on Wednesday's pod. And that'll do for part two. Part three, we'll do the rest of the Premier League.
38:30a bit of AFL, a bit of fit bar. And that's about it.
38:41Welcome to part three of the Guardian Football Weekly at Liverpool 2, Fulham 0. This, Barry, felt... It was just nice for Liverpool, for them to see some good performances. You know, Ngamoa was great. Salah scored a good goal. It felt happy for a change.
38:54Max Rushden:Up to a point, Liverpool fans had a protest of sorts. I think they didn't have any banners on the Kop, apart from the one that said no to ticket price increases. So they're not happy with the club hierarchy over that. They're not happy with performances. I thought Fulham might get something here, but they didn't. They weren't terrible, but they missed a couple of decent chances. Raul Jimenez, Emile Smith-Rowe. A good win for Liverpool. I think at best it will paper over some gaping fissures. But N 'Gamoa, his performance was definitely something for the Liverpool fans to savour. I didn't realise quite how young he was.
39:39Max Rushden:He's only 17. His goal was absolutely brilliant. He played a pivotal part in setting up Salah to score a kind of mirror image inside the other post. His performance was really good. a much needed win for Liverpool but it is hardly going to do much to change the mood around Anfield Yeah Man United in that race for the Champions League spot have 55 from 31 obviously play Leeds tonight Villa 55 from 32 Liverpool now 52 from 32 Chelsea in 6th 48 from 32 and then Brentford and Everton both on 47 and Seb you sort of needed one of these sides to win to maintain their Champions League push and neither of them did
40:22Seb Hutchinson:If Everton or Brentford had won that game, then they would be above Chelsea right now. And even with Liverpool within range, and then you're dreaming about the draw, it just made it a meh result. But what it does to is keep both sides firmly thinking about the season. And for Thiago, I mean, incredible campaign. and you're looking at because of Haaland's goals relatively drying up, he's now in a position where the golden boot's in his sights and that would be some achievement. And of course, if he does pick the... he'll probably be leading the line for Brazil come the World Cup and it could be one of those great stories after the way his Brentford career began with that serious injury.
41:09Max Rushden:Yeah, he and Rayan from Bournemouth both made their Brazil debuts during the international break in a match against Croatia and Florida, I think. Yeah, 22 goals, Haaland, 21, Igor Czerga. I mean, when it's going for you and one just hits him and goes in, as I'm just watching Solanke and Kolo Mouane, Richarlison just running around. Just let someone hit it and hit you, for goodness sake. There was some brilliant goalkeeping in this game. Kelleher made one amazing double save. Pickford made a couple of brilliant saves as well. Both having brilliant seasons. Newcastle not having a brilliant season, Jacob.
41:44I mean, Palace with a late comeback here. but he's got the pressure on anyhow is quite interesting and this idea that if he doesn't end the season well this could be it for him yeah it's another game where they they've thrown it away he talked a lot about how they he's not telling them to do this but they are sinking back in games and just trying to defend when they've got the lead they obviously lost the lead against Sunderland in previous game and they did it again here without ever this palace seeming to dominate the game and Newcastle nicked the goal at the end of the first half and unable to push on from there and the pressure in the end becomes too much and Eddie Howe told Spurk afterwards about how he wanted the team to go for more and instead they're just losing control in games not taking the initiative and annoyed by the fact that they're not taking even shots on when they have the chance which he said really annoyed him and that's just been a lot of the the story of the season for Newcastle where they just seem to lack the ability to see games through and control that.
42:48And maybe part of that at the moment comes through not having Bruno Gibraltar who's been out now for a long time and is such an important player for them in midfield. Another element that's obviously been a real part of their season is that the two strikers who've come in to replace Alexander Izak simply haven't done it. It's another game where they both start on the bench, Wiltamada and Johan Visser and Osula starts and scores instead, but the two expensive ones are on the bench. And there's been tension at Newcastle in recent transfer windows over how the signings were done with how much say Eddie Howe would have over things.
43:28He's always had quite a lot of power there. And there've been sort of clashes with recruitment staff in the past, particularly Paul Mitchell, who ended up leaving. you could just feel that maybe this is starting to come towards a natural ending but you've got this other problem for Newcastle where they're talking about potentially needing to sell players as well they're needing to sell a big player and there's there's constant talk of Arsenal looking at Anthony Gordon Manchester United looking at um looking at Sandra Itanali so it's it's very odd times at Newcastle. They've not had the season that they would have wanted.
44:09Max Rushden:You could tell a lot about both teams here from their respective benches. Palace started with Ismail Asar, Adam Wharton and Jan-Philippe Mateta on the bench because they were saving them for Europe. Newcastle started with Jacob Ramsey, Valtamada, Wissa and Ilanga on the bench because all these expensive signings are not good enough to get in the team. Newcastle's recruitment last summer has proved disastrous that's on eddie howe i think palace have played 12 games after conference league matches this season this is only the third one they've won but there are seems to be a section of newcastle fans who think that because eddie howe won them a trophy that should give him a lifetime residency at the helm in atst james's park and i mean you don't get rid of him unless you can bring someone else who will be better but uh it's not going well for them this season is it it's very sad very sad yeah well listen i mean like he can't control sven botman doing that in the night you know the 90th minutes i mean that is mad isn't it even if you know it's soft and they're often not given you don't need to do that um i suppose palettes are interesting seven that you know a while ago glass and i sort of down tools and was desperately trying to get sacked and then he's gone okay well i'm here i might as well try and win a european in competition and you know like he could like you know even more cement himself as the most successful palace manager of all time what an incredible story would be we're talking about
45:40Seb Hutchinson:managers winning trophies how and slot and then their jobs being under pressure Klasner could probably win a third title essentially because I'm counting the community shield for Crystal Palace and then just walk away and just be like yeah I'm done thank you very much uh I'm going to be a legend here and they will remember him as one even though he's had these dodgy moments this season where he's basically tried to be in a position where everything can be under his watch in terms of transfers ins and outs but he knows that's not the case at a club like Crystal Palace so he's vocally, he's earned the right to speak out about this stuff but you do get remembered for winning things as a manager this is what Sixers people is either that or playing great football think of Keegan at Newcastle couldn't get them over the line in the league but they still look fondly on that title run because of the way they were playing so these things are important and it would be quite the end to his time at Palace because you know he will walk away if he wins that competition for sure what an end that would be and Mateta is back in the good books as well Well done to Mats Viffer who scored two for Brighton at Burnley Sorry Max, I've got to cut you off because Mats Viffer, we're not going to have much chance to talk about him and I want to use him as an example why you should never trust AI for any football knowledge or anything you need to know because my father-in-law, West Ham season ticket holder, he was looking earlier this season for a central midfielder that, you know, who could West Ham get?
47:16Seb Hutchinson:So he used AI to try and find who would be the best midfield signing for West Ham. Is he like part of the recruitment? It sounds like how West Ham was doing. Well, that's a fan, isn't it? That's how they think. I guess they do. And AI returned. And you should look at Mats Wiefer. He's a central midfielder for Atletico Madrid who's been brilliant under Diego Simeone and helped them win the La Liga title. And I'll leave it at that. He's been playing right back most of this season.
47:44Max Rushden:On the subject of people getting things wrong, sorry, I just noticed in Fabian Herzler's press conference on Friday ahead of the Burnley game, he said we can't take them lightly because Burnley have proved in recent weeks that they can beat anyone in the Premier League. And I said, hold on a minute. So I went and checked. And since the start of November, Burnley have won one Premier League match against Crystal Palace, and that was on the 11th of February. So I actually think Fabian Herzler might have been not being sure who his team were playing going into his pre-match press conference because it was just an extraordinarily wrong thing to say.
48:30Categorically, Burnley have proved they can't beat anyone in the Premier League, can't they? In the EFL, Ipswich won the East Anglia derby at Carrow Road. Two points clear of Millwall and have two games in hand. So they're in a great spot to join Coventry, who are basically up. I think they need one point for maths. They only drew 0-0 at home to Sheffield Wednesday. Terrible week for Wrexham. Lost two in a row. Four-point gap between them and Hull, who are in six. So it's Millwall, Borough, Saints and Hull in the playoff spots. Terrible weekend for Leicester. They lost while Oxford and Portsmouth both won.
49:02So they are on 41 points in 23rd. Oxford have 44, Portsmouth 45, West Brom 46, Blackburn 48, Charlton 49. In League One, great for Cardiff, who beat fourth place, Bolton 2-0. Third place, Bradford also lost to Stevenage. So Cardiff are basically up. That win for Stevenage, huge for them. They look set for the playoffs, along with Stockport, Bolton and Bradford. in the Devon Derby. Exeter conceded a 90th minute equaliser at Plymouth. So that could really cost them. You could feasibly be 12th in League One and still get relegated. Unlikely. Barnsley would have to have a terrible time. You know, Rotherham, Northampton and Port Vale basically down.
49:38And then it is pick one from as many as you like. Enormous weekend in League Two. The top four played each other. Leaders Bromley lost 2-1 at MK Dons. Cambridge leapfrog Notts County after hammering them 4-0. So we're back into the automatics. A bunt fight for the last playoff spot and a bit of daylight at the bottom now. Barrow and Harrogate both on 33 and then a four-point gap between them and Newport, Crawley and Tranmere on 37. In Fitbar, all three teams won, but Hearts left it very late for their victory. Rangers were 2-0 down at Falkirk. We won 6-3 in the end. Celtic won as well. So it's as you were.
50:14Hearts on 70. Rangers 69, Celtic 67. And in running, we should finish the pod with running. A big congratulations to producer Joel, who run a sub three hour Milan marathon at the weekend. So well done to him. And that'll do pretty much for today. I'm only kidding, Barry. We've had lots of messages, but well done to Joel. Sub three is pretty impressive.
50:34Max Rushden:Yes, he's well chuffed with that. I think it's his first sub three. John says, Dear Football Weekly team, as I continue my recovery from a nasty bout of anorexia nervosa, any discussion of running and personal best, et cetera, can be extremely triggering. I can't tell you how refreshing it's been to listen to Barry's total disdain for the whole concept of what he's put his body through these last few months. Barry, your total refusal to turn into a pretentious twat, wanging on about how great it feels to go for a run, has bordered on the heroic. Great pod, keep up the good work, says John. Johnny says, Today I ran the London landmarks half marathon for the incredible charity Tommies.
51:12I had a secret dream of meeting the one and only Barry Glendening. I've been a listener to Football Weekly for over 10 years. I knew this would be my best chance, although not in his natural habitat. I feared the odds were not in my favor with 20 ,000 people running. But when a start notification pinged just 20 minutes before my start time that Barry was underway, I had the hope of hunting him down. The first 7K of the run flew by with my eyes not fixed on the numerous landmarks, but scanning the sea of runners in the opposite direction for Barry's face. At last, I spotted him and following another few Ks, I caught him starstruck and in awe.
51:47I very much bottled theme of the weekend, the opportunity, giving him a thumbs up and telling him he was an inspiration. The rest of the race dragged following that high and left me with a distinct hollow feeling of regret at my encounter. So I did what any loyal listener would do. And I waited around at the finish line in the hopes for a second meeting. Swarms of finishers passed me with no sign until there he was riding fairly low off that runner's high. I waited for him and introduced myself with the line, long time listener, first time stalker. My conversation with Barry was everything I wanted as we shared a walk to the nearest tube station and for him to find a quiet place to talk with max and charlie on the radio the money raised by barry and the surrounding listener family is nothing short of incredible he deserves immense credit i offered him the choice of the london marathon and he promptly replied with fuck that uh good on you bas photo attached johnny uh long-suffering villa fan uh you did it barry congratulations
52:37Max Rushden:yeah i was chatting to johnny after the very soon after the finish and i had my arm around his shoulders for the selfie. And then I became a parent that all 17 stone of me was just leaning on him. And he was more or less propping me up. So it was nice to meet him. Thank you to the few Football Weekly fans who recognized me and cheered me on. It was one of the most unpleasant experiences of my life. And if anyone would like to buy a pair of secondhand ASICs with one careful owner about 200 miles on the clock, we can sort something out. But thanks to you and Charlie as well. I haven't heard it, but I know you did a telethon on the radio yesterday, and you and the TalkSport listeners raised, I think, about 20 grand while I was on the road.
53:32Yeah.
53:33Max Rushden:And, yeah, I'm never doing that again. It was hideous.
53:38Seb Hutchinson:Yeah.
53:39Max Rushden:Just a really horrible thing to do, but an interesting experience. Yeah. I mean, a fair play to you. I'm simultaneously amazed you've done it because it's a half marathon and I've never seen you run a step in your life. But I know you're such a stubborn bastard that once you said you'd do it, you'd do it. And once the money started getting big, you were like, okay. But yeah, the Football Weekly audience have been amazing. And then on the radio, you'd raise 65 grand. So me and Charlie said, come on, let's get to 70 by the end of the show. And we'd raise 70 grand in 15 minutes. And the total now is£87 ,008 for Great Ormond Street Hospital, which is staggering.
54:23Max Rushden:Including gift aid, it's over 100 grand. Unbelievable. I'm just glad it's over, this exercise in woke virtue signaling and self-aggrandizement. I don't like to talk up my achievements because I think I'm a quite humble man, but I think this puts me in the holy trinity of Irish humanitarians. That is Bono, Bob Geldof and Barry Glendening. How were the righteous pints, Baz? I tell you, they went down like hemlock. I was just shattered and empty and I didn't enjoy them. I forced a few down because I'm a trooper, I didn't get hammered or anything. But yeah, thanks to everyone. And can we please never speak of it again?
55:10All right. Well, well done, Barry. I am proud of you. And, you know, I didn't mean to patronize you, but, you know, I quite like doing that. But no, it's an amazing. It's an absolutely amazing achievement. And I think you would have inspired a lot of sedentary people to actually start running. And I know you walk a lot, but like, yeah, it's unbelievable. So well done to you. and thanks everybody for your donations. Greatly appreciated. And that will do for today. Thanks everybody. Thank you, Seb. Thank you. Thanks, Jacob. Thank you. Cheers, Baz. Yeah, I look forward to Great Ormond Street Hospital
55:43Max Rushden:naming a ward if not a wing after me. Or they can just give me half the money. Because I know the kids need it. I know the kids are poorly, but I did all the work. That's true. I mean, I'm pleased you didn't die, but I wouldn't have minded your flat. But look, we can talk about that later. Football Weekly is produced by Tyler Papula and Jesse Howard. Our executive producer is Ian Chambers. We'll be back on Wednesday.
56:19Seb Hutchinson:This is The Guardian.
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