In short
The Guardian Football Weekly episode focuses on early World Cup storylines: Messi’s record-breaking Argentina win over Austria (2-0), France’s marathon 3-0 win over Iraq in Philadelphia (after a two-hour rain delay), and the tense Group J match Norway 3-2 Senegal. Guests and backgrounds: Barry Glendening (US Soccer Editor, Guardian), Alex Abnos (US Soccer Editor), Mark Langdon (Racing Post).
Key claims
Messi has 18 World Cup goals, scoring in six different tournaments, but is criticized for missing penalties in multiple World Cups; Argentina’s system is built to maximize Messi’s strengths. Mbappé is portrayed as thriving and potentially overtaking Messi’s World Cup scoring record.
Notable examples
Messi’s “vintage” left-foot finish and a dummy/assist sequence involving Tiago Almada; Mbappé’s two goals for France plus Dembele’s assist; Haaland’s volley to decide Norway’s win; Senegal’s Ismaila Sarr goal and late pressure.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOKickoff with the Football Weekly Panel
0:47 to 1:56
Introduction of the panel and discussion about Messi's records.
“Football Weekly is supported by Hotels.com.”
Messi's Historic Achievements
1:56 to 2:50
A detailed discussion of Messi's scoring records in World Cups.
“Hello and welcome to the Guardian Football Weekly.”
Analyzing Messi's Performance
2:50 to 4:02
Discussion on Messi's penalty misses and overall contributions to Argentina.
“all in LA together, Barry Glendening, hello.”
Strengths and Weaknesses of Messi
4:02 to 6:05
Exploration of Messi's playing style, contributions, and shortcomings.
“He's missed penalties against Austria today, which he put wide.”
Argentina's Team Dynamics
6:05 to 8:08
Discussion of Argentina's tactical setup and how they support Messi.
“But then he drove it forward, stuck with the play.”
Comparing Messi and Ronaldo
8:08 to 10:09
A comparison of Messi and Ronaldo's current forms and contributions.
“He's doing all right so far, but I do think there could be another one in him.”
Austria vs Argentina Match Review
10:09 to 11:03
Review of the match between Argentina and Austria, focusing on key moments.
“producer Joel wanted to point out the assist for his opener from Fakunda Medina his name is essentially Funky Cold Medina by Tone Locke the 1989 hit and one for the kids I think it's Tone Locke is it Tone Locke?”
France vs Iraq Match Recap
12:11 to 14:00
Recap of the France vs Iraq match, including key performances and moments.
“Summer is here, which means the group chats are already spiraling with festival and summer plans.”
France's Impressive Performance Against Iraq
14:00 to 19:24
Analyze France's performance, highlighting key players and tactical advantages.
“He was full of vim and it seems like everything he was doing was a little bit quicker than usually that has been.”
Tribute to Eric Roy
19:24 to 22:56
Reflect on the life and contributions of Eric Roy to football.
“Philippe Eau Claire there our best wishes of course to the friends and family of Eric Watt incredible courage and perfectly spoken about by Philippe.”
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Norway vs Senegal Match Recap
22:56 to 28:01
Discuss the thrilling match between Norway and Senegal, analyzing key moments and player performances.
“and then I'll have a better idea to see if you are but yeah maybe if he's still queuing we can ask him any other strong thoughts on this game Mark?”
Norway's Tournament Performance
28:01 to 29:14
Discussion about Haaland's performance and Norway's potential in the tournament.
“He glossed over the fact how difficult I think that was and he made it look easy.”
Penalty Controversies
29:15 to 31:01
Debate on the penalty decisions during recent matches, including Argentina's game.
“You think Senegal should have had a penalty in this, don't you?”
Football Weekly Live Events
31:02 to 31:28
Announcement of upcoming Football Weekly live events in Dublin and Walthamstow.
“that someone puts in on Glenn Hoddle before Maradona scored that amazing goal in 86.”
Preview of Upcoming Matches
32:39 to 34:22
Preview and analysis of upcoming matches including Portugal vs Uzbekistan and England vs Ghana.
“Welcome to part three of the Guardian Football Weekly.”
Discussion on Team Performances
34:23 to 36:38
Analysis of team performances and potential outcomes in the World Cup matches.
“Thankfully, Ghana haven't got anybody like that.”
Listener Interaction and Feedback
36:39 to 41:42
Listener email discussing podcast content and requesting more banter about a rival player.
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Karaoke Stories and Light Banter
41:43 to 42:00
Light-hearted conversation about karaoke and experiences from recent nights out.
“Adios Kim from the Leichhardt Saints FC in Sydney.”
Karaoke Adventures and Night Out Tales
42:00 to 43:32
Listen to amusing stories about a night out including karaoke and celebrity encounters.
“And you're saying Barry is desperate to do karaoke?”
Food Choices and Healthy Intake
43:32 to 44:52
The hosts discuss their food choices, counting vegetables and other meals.
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Transcript
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1:56Mark Langdon:Hello and welcome to the Guardian Football Weekly. Remember that pod we did last week about Haaland, Messi and Mbappe? I guess you could just go back and listen to that one again and we could all go home. Lionel Messi becomes the leading scorer in World Cup history, the first player to score in six different World Cups. Argentina have scored five goals so far. Messi has all of them. We've run out of saying we've run out of things to say about him. And then Kylian Mbappe scored twice against Iraq in a game that took about three days. The first was better than the second. Iraq, again, really not helping themselves.
2:22Mark Langdon:Mbappe, the second highest scorer, level with Miroslav Kloza, who's getting a lot of mentions this tournament. And then Erling Haaland, two brilliant finishes and a 3-2 win for Norway over Senegal. It was tense at the end, but they got over the line. Also today, we'll look ahead to tomorrow, including England versus Ghana and fitness concerns over Declan Rice and Bakayo Saka. But Thomas Tuchel says everyone is available. There's Mark Langdon's first night out and has he eaten a vegetable yet? Your questions. And that's today's Guardian Football Weekly. On the panel today, all in LA together, Barry Glendening, hello.
2:52Mark Langdon:Hello, Max. The US Soccer Editor, Alex Abnos. Hey, Alex. Hello, Max. And from the Racing Post, Mark Langdon. Hi, Max. A day in, Mark. We'll get to vegetables and all that. It's been two nights out, actually, even in the one day. It has been. Wow. You're an animal. We're recording before Jordan Algeria, by the way, so we'll cover that on tomorrow's pod. But let's start with the other game from that group, Group J. Argentina 2, Austrian 0. So Messi has the record all-time goals at World Cups with 18. He got it in the 38th minute with a sort of vintage Messi finish. five goals in two games and a missed penalty he's on 18 closer and Mbappe on 16 the real Ronaldo on 15 Gert Müller 14 just Fontaine on 13 well it seems unlikely that Müller and Fontaine will add to those does anybody want to say anything about Messi anything new well because we've run out of things to say about the fact that we've run out of things to say about how great Messi is I would like to focus on his many shortcomings as a footballer.
3:47He missed a penalty today and broke another record by becoming the first player to miss penalties in three different World Cups. Right. Now, how can you have someone that unreliable in your side? He's clearly a liability. He's missed penalties against Austria today, which he put wide. Poland in 2022 which was saved and Iceland in 2018 so he's good for one penalty miss in each of the last three World Cups and one penalty miss in every two World Cup he plays he should be left at home
4:23Mark Langdon:He does have a reassuring average penalty record for someone who is otherwise quite good at this Yes, I was looking at Transfer Market's website and Messi's penalty record is success rate only 78 % which is below average generally said that four in five penalties would be scored. We were listening on US TV and Owen Argreaves, who was co-commentator, he couldn't believe that the penalty was missed. He actually said he was 100 % certain it would go in. He is an average penalty taker, but Barry's being slightly facetious. Which is unlike Barry. It's very unlike Barry. Two nights out, you know him so well.
5:05We don't speak that much though. So we just sit at the bar in silence, which is just how he likes it. But I think from Argentina's point of view, they play to Messi's strengths still. And another thing he's not good at, Barry, is tracking back. He's never been particularly good out of possession. And yet Argentina sacrifice other players. The four in midfield will do the work of five to make sure that it doesn't matter, that Messi stands around when they haven't got possession. and I love these first goal because somebody said to me, like, describe a Messi goal. I feel like I've seen that one just like, you know, a thousand times before when he does just hit it with the instep of that left foot coming in and I just love watching him score goals.
5:55I don't think I'll ever get bored of it. The second one was almost tackle. It was almost a tackle the way it went in but it's amazing to see him still producing the goods at the age that he is in an Argentina team that actually going into the tournament I didn't fancy that much but the more I'm watching them the more they feel like a strong tournament team yeah definitely and they're getting contributions from everywhere obviously like Messi is getting all the headlines and he should because he's playing about as well as he uh as he has in a world cup but on that first goal for example you know I think Tiago Almada deserves a lot lot lot of credit for that goal because he not only controlled the initial pass in from the sideline from Messi, which was not an easy ball to control, even though it was like on his right foot because everything Messi does is perfect.
6:41But then he drove it forward, stuck with the play. And as soon as he got rid of the ball to the left flank, you could see him check his shoulder. He looked around. So he knew that Messi was right behind him, which is what enabled him to just not touch the ball and play that perfect dummy. It was like one of the most beautiful examples of a dummy you will ever see so you have when you have the greatest player ever to play and then also players like tiago amada who are also very talented willingly you know playing dummies to him and and doing all sorts of uh team related things that really really bodes well i think well i was just going to say it's very difficult to avoid drawing comparisons with a certain other team with a multiple Ballon d 'Or winner playing up front with them and how the same policy may not be being applied by the 10 other teammates on the pitch.
7:31The way I was thinking of that is the same question. What would they do without him? Applies equally, but in very different contexts to both teams.
7:39Mark Langdon:That's the thing about Messi, though. He doesn't look any different to the last World Cup, fitness-wise and the way he runs and moves. I still think there could be another one in him, you know? Really? I do, yeah. Is he too? Because he does very little running. Mark has already said he does a lot of standing around, very little running, and just the way he can just stand in one spot and just send balls wide, you know, hither and yon, and always finds his man. But, well, let's see how he gets on in this World Cup first. He's doing all right so far, but I do think there could be another one in him.
8:14Mark Langdon:And so is the difference between him and Ronaldo though, that he's not having to play right up front. It's a different position. And are the Argentinians sacrificing more than the Portuguese? Or is it just because it's a different position? Up front, if you can't run and press, it is different. I think for Portugal, if Portugal played two up front, they would lose one of their brilliant midfielders, which would seem a really dumb thing to do. Argentina, their midfield is good, but it's not as graceful as that Portuguese one. You want to get all of those Portuguese ones in there. I think for Argentina, because they played two up front, Lautaro will do a lot of running in behind.
8:54So maybe if Portugal could get Ramos up front with Ronaldo... He's a bit of a lump still. Lump is harsh, but you know. But that kind of... I think it helps if you've got somebody playing close to you and Ronaldo just wants crosses in the box all the time and it's such a... I would say it's not the way that Portugal would ordinarily play. Well, those midfielders wouldn't play like that. No, they wouldn't. But the Argentina team, I think, would still play like this if that makes sense. Got it. The primary difference I would make between Messi and Ronaldo at this point is that Ronaldo just needs a moment.
9:26And he is just failing to rise to those moments again and again. Whereas Messi is thriving. Yes, he does not run most of the time. But when he does need to run, he really runs aggressively. And he's able to string together a lot of small moments into something that becomes big. I think you saw that on the second goal. He made like two or three small plays in a row that were nonetheless very skillful that enabled him to be in the position to make that tackle to score the goal. There was also a run, a shot that was blocked in the first half, I think, when it was, you know, and that was like classic Messi jinking around players.
9:59So he still got lots of the things that made him great. And I would say that maybe that's not as obvious with Cristiano Ronaldo now.
10:09Mark Langdon:producer Joel wanted to point out the assist for his opener from Fakunda Medina his name is essentially Funky Cold Medina by Tone Locke the 1989 hit and one for the kids I think it's Tone Locke is it Tone Locke? I think so I believe that is correct that's okay what you lose with Jimmy Somerville you regain with Tone Locke amazingly before my time I think Austria, Baz, quite good I thought they were alright yeah yeah they were decent enough but they created very little and they couldn't put away what few chances they did have Marcel Subitzer I think had a free kick saved by Martinez Gregorich had a header that he put over possibly could have done better with but they were fairly well beaten but not terrible ok that'll do for part 1 part 2 we'll begin with that game between France and Iraq that started some years ago.
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12:53Mark Langdon:welcome to part two of the guardian football weekly so france 3 iraq nil in philadelphia with that two hour delay i spoke to philippe in the middle of the night he stayed up but we said you don't have to stay up but he did and he was tired bonjour ça va philippe au clair est-ce Oh, je suis crevé, Max. Just think, though, you could be three minutes more tired if they hadn't cancelled the hydration break in the wet of the second half. I was looking forward to that. I was hoping to see this. I was wondering which song they would play really blaring out on the speakers of the stadium to cover the booze, but it wasn't to be.
13:36Mark Langdon:Because this game took about two days. I don't know if you can remember the start of it, but, you know, it's an interesting day where Messi does that and then Mbappe does this. And I don't know if this will be the story of this tournament. I don't know if it'll be the story of the tournament, but it was very much the story of the evening, of the two evenings or how many evenings it took to finish that. And I have to say, Max, that I haven't seen Bappe as, what would be the word, a young fawn discovering spring again. He was full of vim and it seems like everything he was doing was a little bit quicker than usually that has been.
14:21And what he did was absolutely superb, I must say. And, yeah, it seems there is a little bit of a toile, as we say in French, between those guys. And, again, fairly impressive performance by France, I must say. Few changes. Nothing really affected the way that they played. And, again, I think that, I mean, it has to be stressed out. I don't think many people were expecting Iraq to put up such a good show because they did. actually play some decent football and they were beaten by a team that simply at times was totally unplayable I have to say the kind of surface that they played on as well favoured France in a way the way the ball was fizzing and on the grass which is always lovely to see did favour the kind of super fast team that France had put together with Barcola starting I mean it's absolutely frightening Bacolet the way he starts and the speed with which he moves and again Mbappé who was yeah absolutely terrific and didn't celebrate with the James Corden celebration for which I'm very grateful indeed I know the one yeah
15:45Mark Langdon:good for Dembele as well I didn't realize he'd never scored a World Cup and to To be honest, he didn't have the greatest of games either. I was actually, I was looking at my notes, trying to remember what happened two days ago before talking to you. And I could see Dembele invisible, awkward, not really involved. Because to be absolutely honest, he doesn't have the same role with his team as he has with PSG. and because of that, I think in a way it doesn't feel as at ease as it should be and as it could be. But yeah, so he broke his stock. And for Kélian, I mean, you have to remind people of the numbers which are absolutely phenomenal.
16:32So that was his 100th gap for France. 59 goals, 60 goals now for France. 60 goals, yeah. 60 goals, 52 goals in 53 games, and 12 goals in the last 12 games for France as well. I mean, the numbers are absolutely prodigious. But it was just not the numbers which were really impressive. The first finish was magnificent. The second one was a beautiful present from his friend Dembele with a lovely little ribbon around it, blue, white and red. And you just got to push the ball in there. As if almost, yes, you know, you were talking about Messi, almost as if Dembele was thinking, you know what, it would be nice if you won the golden boot again this time.
17:24You wonder how many goals these guys are going to score in the tournament. I mean, the fact that we've got an extra round now as well. So let's get ready for more records to be beaten throughout the tournament.
17:35Mark Langdon:Before you go, Philippe, you wanted a word on Eric Roy, former footballer manager who passed away a few days ago. We remember that Eric Roy, I mean, obviously Sunderland fans will remember him as a, obviously I'm as a player there and a much loved player there. But I think most of us will remember Eric Roy for the absolutely amazing journey. I don't use this word very often. I don't like it. But in this case, it is perfectly justified with Stade Brestois and a team with very little money which he saved from relegation which he brought into the Champions League and which then managed to qualify for the knockout rounds of the Champions League and what we discovered I think those who didn't know him personally is that Roy who just died when he was at the age of 58 that's no age had actually been suffering from terminal cancer at the time when he was leading that Brest team throughout Europe.
18:41And I have to say that I had flashbacks of him on the touchline encouraging his team and the way that he had this communion, this extraordinary communion with the supporters of Stade Brest. I was thinking, what a guy, what a man, what a wonderful football man he was what a wonderful man full stop and he's broken a few hearts I must say lately but before that he made them feel very very very big indeed and so goodbye Eric and thank you for everything
19:17Mark Langdon:Wonderful words Philippe you always articulate these things incredibly well so thanks for your time my friends Philippe Eau Claire there our best wishes of course to the friends and family of Eric Watt incredible courage and perfectly spoken about by Philippe. Back to this game, Alex. It's not beyond the realms of possibility that Mbappe will beat Messi to the record. Yeah, I could easily see that happening with the way this France team is playing. I think that this race, not just for the golden boot within this tournament, but the overall scoring lead all time for the Men's World Cup is going to be a storyline that continues to develop.
19:51And I think it's amazing. I mean, like Mbappe's goal scoring record in World Cups is just absolutely absurd. I believe he had, what was it, four in his first one? and then eight in 22. And he looks like he's well on his way.
20:04Mark Langdon:And actually also, and Philippe alluded to it, how many goals you might need to win the Golden Boot in this competition. It's going to be ridiculous. And by the way, we have Harry Kane playing later today. So it'll be, listen, you know, just speaking from, obviously, like an American media perspective, we love a scoring race. Yeah. And this is going to be the kind of thing that really captures the public's attention. You know, I don't know if we've mentioned this on the pod yet but but a lot of the courage over here is quite you know individual player led yeah that is that is how a lot of americans generally get into soccer and not sports in general it's not it's not it's not just a soccer thing like the nb this is the big thing that everybody's talking about with the nba right now and everybody's changing teams and you follow you're a lebron fan instead of a lakers fan and so on got it that's that is definitely like happening and has been happening with soccer with americans for a long time so that's why something like this goal scoring race is going to be I think it's a big deal probably no matter where you go but it's an especially big deal here I mean his first goal is beautiful yeah it was a real sledgehammer of a shot left foot from outside the box and Ahmed Basil in the Iraq goal didn't get near it Joe Hart on the BBC's coverage because they had quite a long time to offer they need to get some cricketers in, they know what they're doing with these he reckons there's something odd about the ball and he said that Edward Mendy Zidane the Algerian goalkeeper Pickford and now Basil have all been caught out by similar types of shot where the ball doesn't spin in the air and it seems to fizz towards them more quickly than they're expecting so he wasn't having a go at the Iraq goalkeeper who's just saying he reckons there's something funky about this particular World Cup football that shots above shoulder height that don't spin in the air are difficult to deal with.
22:00Mark Langdon:So it's the opposite of the Jabalani did go everywhere. Now this is called, I know what it's called, the Trionda is staying still. Yeah, it made sense to me. I'm probably not explaining it very well. But yeah, it did seem to make sense. It did feel like one of the first tournaments where it didn't talk about the ball before it started actually. And Mark Schwartzer on UK radio, the other day was making a similar point about the fact that he thinks it's difficult for goalkeepers. I mean, I don't know if there is a union for keepers and they're kind of just sticking with it. We saw Simon Mignolet queuing to get into a nightclub or a barra yesterday.
22:43We should have asked.
22:44Mark Langdon:It took me long enough I was like, that looks a bit like Simon Mignolet but I'm not sure if it is Simon Mignolet and then the moment had gone. And also it's rude to go up to someone and say I think you're Simon Minionet but I'm not sure could you put this full Sunderland kit on and then I'll have a better idea to see if you are but yeah maybe if he's still queuing we can ask him any other strong thoughts on this game Mark? no not really I went for lunch during the first half and watched the first half in a diner then came back and went to bed while they had the rain delay so it was useful for me if not for Philippe I suppose the one thing was the Dembele goal because he's somebody that hasn't done it at international level and there was criticism of him even in the opening game, I think in terms of the creativity now, Elise is the one that is kind of seen as the hope there and Dembele is never going to score as many goals for the national team as Kylian Mbappe so it's like, where does he fit into this team and how does Deschamps get all of the players kind of feeling like they're special and And Dembele's goal, I think, will just make him feel slightly better.
23:54And it was also an important goal. We'll get on to the Norway match later on. But it does mean that 3-0 win does mean that they're top of the group going into the Norway game, which means a draw in the final round will see them finish top of the group. And I don't think you want to finish second in this group because it looks like being Ivory Coast quite early on, which would be a difficult enough last 32 game. And then it could be, you know, Brazil. Is that because Brazil, England? And England. So I think you do want to win the group, yeah.
24:26Mark Langdon:Okay. Yeah, well, let's get to that. I will just sound the getting ahead of ourselves. Well, absolutely, yeah. Let this England get knocked out in the last day. Let's beat Ghana first, lads. Come on, focus. So, as you say, France are top on six. Same as Norway, who have six. That late goal for Senegal changed those. Norway were top of the group until that Ismail Assar goal in injury time. Senegal, they both have 0, but I guess a big win for one of those in the last two could feasibly, I mean a really big win, could get them into one of those third place games. So Norway 3, Senegal 2, and on paper was the most interesting game, and probably the most interesting game on the pitch, Pat.
25:05I think so, yeah. I certainly enjoyed it. I think Senegal were a little bit lucky not to be out of it by half-time, because they went in at the break only 1-0 down to that Peterson goal after he took advantage of an awful clearance from Koolabally to fire Norway into the lead. And then Martin Odegaard missed a hatful of chances and Erling Haaland missed a... He pounced on an Edouard Mendy blunder that you would expect him to score 99 times out of 100 and this was the one he didn't. I think he snatched at the opportunity where he had plenty of time to take another shot or touch and pass it into an empty leg.
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25:52So Senegal rode their luck a bit in that regard, but they were 3-1 down, got it back to 3-2 in injury time, but they still had seven minutes to throw the kitchen sink at Norway, but ultimately the Norwegians held on.
26:11Mark Langdon:Yeah, I mean, it was pretty tense at the end. Yeah, especially because, I don't know, this whole match was fun because it's always fun when at least one team just like never gets settled. And that was sort of my feeling about Senegal in this game. They just never really got settled. They never felt like they had a really consistent plan in defense or going forward. It felt like, but they have so much talent on the field that they were able to make opportunities happen against the run of play when you least expected it. I thought that Ismail Assar's first goal. was just so fun to watch and it made me a little sad that they didn't get more out of the game because that's the kind of goal you would like to be part of at least some sort of a result he's, what is it, like parallel to the ground while he's reaching his foot down to chip the ball over the goalkeeper just absolutely fantastic Norway, by the other hand they looked far more settled far more defined in what they wanted to do they obviously have all the talent they have up top but they just came apart defensively in really really key moments and that's going to be really worrying for them if they hope to actually go far like they're basically everybody's dark horse at this point um and that should give some reason to worry for those people that are they like a sort of pantomime dark horse where they've got a front i guess so they just don't have a back i'm not up on the dark horse this course no i understand but that is a problem for my guests because you look they've got balance with sander burger and odegaard they've obviously got harland and i think saul off does quite a good job down the right it's not exactly where he wants to be but but at the back probably not quite as good no the players at the back are not as good as the ones um up up front so they they are going to need to um you know keep up their scoring rate uh you know to win matches you don't see them winning like a one nil um which i think will probably catch them out at some point in this tournament but um when you've got harland up front that does make it you know a lot easier to win matches and he's volley that eventually decided the game.
28:10He glossed over the fact how difficult I think that was and he made it look easy.
28:14Mark Langdon:To adjust your feet at that speed. He'd also, like, in the move and sort of, like... He was checked out of the play. Yeah, giving up. He's done better than I expected at this tournament. You know, I felt like... Because of the service? Yeah, I just felt that Norway would just be this one-trick pony and it would... And Haaland's not great kind of in build-up usually, but he's actually... He's getting involved in that. Nusa down the left is causing mayhem as well. I think Odegaard's performances would need to improve, I think, if Norway had to go really deep in this competition because he's an important player for them.
28:52He made a step forward, I would say, today than what we saw in the opening game, but it's still not the best version of Odegaard. And there's been some rumours, I think, this week that maybe Arsenal might consider even selling him. He's not had an amazing season, albeit he's a captain of a title-winning team. A one-trick dark pony. Dark horse, dark pony.
29:15Mark Langdon:You think Senegal should have had a penalty in this, don't you? Yeah, yeah. Idrissa Gueye was sort of clotheslined by Wolfe. And refs are letting a lot go. And I know we want VAR. VAR isn't intervening, right? Which I think is what we want. But is that what we want? Well, I don't necessarily agree that the incident in question was a penalty. I know you think it was. Also, we forgot to mention in our Argentina chat. I was going to mention this, yeah. McAllister fouled somebody in the build-up to their first goal. Blatant foul, that was ignored. Again, I said yesterday I want refs to let stuff go, and I'm not going to change my mind on that.
29:57But I think if it's a blatant penalty, then it should probably be awarded. I happen not to think this but I've only seen it twice.
30:09Mark Langdon:I thought it was a foul but I suppose if there's a foul in the build-up to a goal the opposition are rightly going to go well hang on if that foul doesn't happen. Yeah, I mean I completely understand with the Austria complaints about the Messi goal just specifically I completely understand those complaints because it is a foul however the foul happens literally on the other side of the center circle. It's on the other side of the field, and they have the entire rest of the play to recover and try to make some kind of a defensive action. Paul Vahner, I think, has Messi. He sees him. He's right in front of him.
30:45This guy is 20 years old. Messi is 38. You can definitely catch up with this guy. He's the most dangerous player in the world in that position, and he just doesn't. He's waiting for somebody else to come. So it just decreases my sympathy level, I guess, for them that they didn't get that call. way farther back on the field.
31:00Mark Langdon:We need to go back to the reducer that someone puts in on Glenn Hoddle before Maradona scored that amazing goal in 86. 40 years ago today, Max. Is it 40 years ago today? Yes. Well, I'm over it. He's meant to be. He's meant to be. Anyway, we're at Vicar Street in Dublin on September the 1st. Soho Theatre, Walthamstow on September the 9th. Tickets are selling well, are they? Yes, says producer Joel. So make sure you get in there. it's good to hear there will be your usual Football Weekly favourites and stuff that we've thought about Mark you've done one in Dublin haven't you can you sell the experience well I mean if you went there and didn't enjoy the meat raffle then I mean you're I tell you the pub landlord didn't afterwards I think the people in the top row loved the regulars in Muldigan's on Poole Begg Street not so much true guardian.co.uk Okay, so that's Football Weekly Live if you'd like to come along.
32:00Mark Langdon:And in part three, we'll look ahead to tomorrow's games.
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32:53Mark Langdon:Welcome to part three of the Guardian Football Weekly. so tomorrow Portugal, Uzbekistan England, Ghana Panama, Croatia Colombia, DR Congo what did you make of the England game Mark? I think we've chatted to you about it and how do you think they'll go tomorrow? Yeah I think I struggled to have like an original opinion on it I thought the first half was messy and chaotic the second half about as good as I can remember England playing in a major tournament for a long time actually I thought that sort of 15 minute spell after half time just blew Croatia away and I thought wow, this is what you want to see, I think, if you're an England fan.
33:29Just the talent is very much in that front third of the pitch, a bit like what we were talking about with Norway. So you play to those strengths. And I don't think in this tournament you will be able to play like that for 90 minutes, actually. The heat and just the fatigue in the players. But if you can just do it for 15, 20 minutes, I think that's how France are looking to play as well. And it's so exciting to see Bellingham. he's best, Kane has come into a tournament not looking absolutely shattered there are options on the wings there are players knocking on the door in terms of coming into the team someone like Morgan Rodgers could be a starter and maybe should be a starter but just isn't at the moment it's just at centre back I would worry and I would, when you come up against a Kylian Mbappe type player, I think that's when England will get found out.
34:23Thankfully, Ghana haven't got anybody like that.
34:25Mark Langdon:Have they got Tomenio? Yeah, but he plays up front or in the forward position for a Carlos Kiros team, which is a problem for anybody that plays further up the pitch. And I couldn't believe Kiros' press conference today where he said that we're in the entertainment business and that he believes his team are entertaining. and I mean having sat up and watched that game against Panama in the early hours UK time I can tell him now he's not in the entertainment business I like him to be you know I am what I am get out of Broadway why not Saka sent to be on the bench again do you think Ghana will pose England any problems no I don't I honestly don't I was hugely unimpressed with their performance against Panama I they have a great player in Antoine Semenyo they're not maximising his potential and Kyrgios is famously cautious I mean they could I would be astonished if England don't beat them quite comfortably I did hear an interview today in which Dan Byrne said he and Harry Kane and a few others had gone to some gig to see a country and western singer and Dan Byrne had been wearing a Stetson and cowboy boots I would pay money not to sit in the seat behind a Stetson wearing Dan Byrne but just to see Dan Byrne in full country western I am dying to know where they went now and apparently Ollie Watkins got criticised for wearing the hat of a team who aren't popular in Kansas Ella Langley L.O.
36:15Langley okay sure are we aware of I'm not aware we're not aware of sorry sorry to L.O. Langley look up for tour dates we'll get to the bottom of this I apologize
36:24Mark Langdon:I don't want to dismiss all country music so as I you know I've got my tractor and I'm and I've lost my woman and I'm sad about it my wife left me and took my dog I sure do miss him that's actually a lot of the best country music yeah that has great influence there's the where's the where would I've gone to the country and western music museum Nashville Nashville Yeah, it's great. A number of, yeah, the collabs they did with your Dillons, etc., etc. Anyway, you see, we're nearing to the end of the podcast, aren't we? We've sort of done Portugal. I feel we've done, you know, Portugal to death. See, my concern is Ronaldo will start this game, possibly score two, maybe three goals, give it the big in.
37:07Many members of his cult will then, you know, think that's some sort of great vindication and it will be to an extent but Uzbekistan were not great against Colombia beat them they were okay but yeah I mean Portugal are under pressure after that opening result and I think Uzbekistan could pose problems if they play as badly again.
37:32Mark Langdon:Panama Croatia and like not Croatia need something from this and they probably should get it right I'm not so sure I felt that Croatia's performance, I praised England. I didn't think Croatia were very good in the first half or the second half of that game. And you used the old gags about them being tired. But they did look... Old gags? Yeah, I know that's not you, Max. Some of my best stuff. They are a team that I felt England would beat them quite comfortably. And I know that Barry said it as well before the game that he felt England would win easily against Croatia. This is just not a very good Croatian team at the moment.
38:12And I felt that Panama were really unlucky against Ghana. I think on another day they win the game, and they're definitely better than the team that played against England. 2018? Yeah, in sort of the previous World Cup. So if you haven't asked me, but if you did ask me where a shock might come in those games, I would say that game. This is the magic of the World Cup, right? Like going in, if this were the first game of the tournament and we had no other point of references, I would say, oh, Croatia is definitely going to win this. But now that we've seen both these teams and seen them both give the accounts of the tells that they've given, I actually agree.
38:49I think Panama could get a result from this. A lot of things would need to go right. They'll need to really conk a calf it up, as we say here. But it's certainly within the realm of possibility.
39:00Mark Langdon:Some of the best things we've seen with DR Congo fans celebrating that goal they scored against Portugal. they played Columbia and would you give them hope? Yeah why not I mean you know they they really I think outperformed again very much like Panama like a lot of teams like Cape Verde like I mean so many teams in this tournament really really outperforming what people thought that they would do and I don't think there's any reason why they can't also get a result here and yeah why not I don't know it's a World Cup In great scenes has anyone seen I think it's Cape Verde there's a BBC reporter in Cape Verde and he's interviewing a fan as the game is going on when Cape Verde score and everyone it's just people screaming and running around and this guy holding his microphone and going it's so good that's the magic of the World Cup isn't it I just think that maybe it's just because in England particularly we take things for granted, like just appearing at World Cups and reaching latter stages.
40:10But yeah, that guy was just screaming, we're going to the next stage, we're going to the next phase. And I actually thought with Bikambu and Visser up front, that's like an awkward team to play against, really. And they didn't care for the ball against Portugal at all. But when they went forward, they were very direct and caused Portugal a couple of problems. So I wouldn't say that's an absolute gimme for Colombia. I will say I can't let this segment about abscess go by without claiming a little bit of a victory lap here. I believe on my last appearance on this show, I said that Curaçao was definitely capable of getting a result at some point in the group.
40:47Well done. What's up?
40:49Mark Langdon:Yeah, well done. You're looking at us to think we've remembered what's happened a day before or two days before. I knew you wouldn't remember. We can't remember the games. Otherwise, I wouldn't have been a part of it. I've got to advocate for myself here. You could say anything. you could have said I thought Kate Verde you could have predicted every result like Biff's Almanac and we'd be like fair enough I do remember because I thought you were saying they'd get a result against Germany and I looked at you as if who is this imbecile it's a look we all know Kim says Ola Max and co from sunny Mexico where me and three footy mates have been travelling and watching the World Cup it's become a ritual for us to listen to the pod over our travels we very much appreciate the celebrity pet and apple eating chat almost as much as the football analysis.
41:31Mark Langdon:One thing we don't appreciate though is how kindly you're treating Jack Snape mainly because growing up he played for our rival football club. If you could find it in your hearts to give him more of a hard time we'd enjoy the pod even more and might tune into your live TikTok whatever that is. Adios Kim from the Leichhardt Saints FC in Sydney. Okay. We will roast Jack next time he's on. You had your second night out then Mark. Yes. Your first proper. Yeah the first night I mean I arrived I think at the apartment at 8.56 and I think I met Barry about 9.05 so that was night one then night two yeah I think we went out for a couple of bottles and I went home me and Barry didn't go home turned out to be a karaoke bar and yeah the pores of spirit are I would say on the friendly side so yeah the rum was flowing.
42:28But yeah, it was good enough. And you're saying Barry is desperate to do karaoke? That's what he said quite late last night. I don't know if he feels the same today. What song was he suggesting? Dirty Old Town or Fairy Tale of New York. Right. Or The Hole of the Moon.
42:42Mark Langdon:The Hole of the Moon, okay. I've done The Hole of the Moon before, I think, in your company. In my company? I think so. I don't remember that. Oh no, that was on a lad's holiday in Alicante. Would you like me to go on a lad's holiday? Could you imagine me on a lad's holiday in Alicante? No. No. I saw my new celebrity chum, Christina Max the Dobreman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm cultivating a good relationship with them. She's, apparently she's a queen bitch on Selling Sunset. Is that right? She's so nice. We shouldn't give it away how nice she is. Yeah. Oh, right. Maybe not everything you see on reality TV is real.
43:19Mark Langdon:Yeah, that could be the case. It's possible. How many vegetables so far? We're counting potatoes as vegetables. I think we have to count potatoes. I mean, I've had loads of potatoes. I've had loads of potatoes. I think that comes as one unit of vegetables. So yesterday I had a stack of pancakes with eggs and bacon. So no vegetables currently. There was none. You're listing these off like they're vegetables and they're not. I think I skipped lunch and then went for some peanut M &Ms followed by Joel's chicken and new potatoes. the new potatoes were there was a big salad there did you see yeah no i yeah i saw the saw the and smelt it the next day joel had left it in the fridge but um it was leaving salad in the fridge god we found barry mark too this is a nightmare so i i'd um no i skipped the salad and then today i had honey nuts uh cheerios for for breakfast and then um smash burger and fries for lunch and was there lettuce on the burger i asked them not to put the lettuce in well if you went to the diner same diner as I did for lunch I think I must have just missed you they do put a sprig of parsley and a slice of orange on the plate that was still there when I'd finished I had a strawberry milkshake I don't know if we're counting that on the fruit intake it's not a vegetable on the fruit intake it might count anyway what a healthy team this is and that'll do for today thanks everybody thank you Alex thank you Max thanks Barry thank you thank you Mark thank you Max Football Weekly is produced by Rory Simon and Matt Bentley Viney our executive producer is Joel Grove we'll be back tomorrow
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