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Football Weekly Episode Summary: "Why are English teams dominating the Champions League?"
Episode Details
- Podcast Title: Football Weekly
- Episode Title: Why are English teams dominating the Champions League?
- Host: Max Rushden
- Guests: Jonathan Liew, Lars Sivertsen, Paul Watson
- Episode Description: A discussion on the Premier League teams' success in the Champions League so far this season.
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Key Themes and Discussions
Overview of Premier League Teams in Champions League
- Current Performance:
- Arsenal has a 100% record in the group stage.
- Liverpool stands at 15 points and needs a point against Carabao for top placement.
- Spurs and Chelsea also in contention for advancement.
- Newcastle requires a win against PSG to progress, which is challenging.
The Dominance of English Teams
- Financial Power:
- Discussion around how the financial dominance of the Premier League allows teams to perform better in European competitions.
- Jonathan Liew noted, "the standard of the Premier League is finally a product of the financial dominance."
- Recent Match Outcomes:
- Newcastle's dominance over PSV was highlighted as an example of English teams outperforming their European counterparts.
- The panel debated whether criticism of the Premier League’s power was hypocritical given their reliance on it.
Tactical Analyses
- Liverpool vs. Marseille:
- Liverpool's comfortable win against Marseille was highlighted, emphasizing tactical execution.
- Paul's analysis focused on a clever free-kick strategy that exploited Marseille's lack of defensive positioning.
- Newcastle's Physicality:
- Newcastle’s playing style is seen as a challenge for many European teams due to their intensity and physical approach.
Future of the Champions League Format
- Swiss Model Discussion:
- The panel debated the effectiveness of the new format, noting mixed feelings about maintaining viewer interest and excitement.
- Paul expressed nostalgia for the former group stage format, while others acknowledged the increased drama.
Specific Match Reviews
- Liverpool's Performance:
- Impressive tactical setup under manager Slot, who was previously critiqued.
- Players like Shoboslai and Gravenberch were highlighted for their impactful performances.
- Chelsea’s Narrow Win Against Paphos:
- Discussion on Chelsea’s struggle against a less favored team, praising Paphos for their strong performance despite the loss.
Miscellaneous
- Greenland Football Context:
- Paul provided insights into Greenland's football ambitions and struggles to join UEFA and CONCACAF.
- Audience Engagement:
- A personal email from a listener, Alan, sharing memories of a friend, Jimmy, who passed away, underscored the community aspect of the podcast.
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Key Takeaways
- Dominance of English Clubs: The financial strength of the Premier League is a crucial factor in success in European tournaments.
- Tactical Nuances: Effective tactics and player performances are vital in determining match outcomes in high-stakes games.
- Format Changes: Changes in the Champions League format have brought mixed reactions, indicating a need for balance between competition and viewer engagement.
- Cultural Reflections: Personal anecdotes and audience interactions add depth and relatability to the discussion.
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Conclusion The episode was a blend of tactical analysis, financial discussions, and personal stories, making for an engaging and insightful conversation about the current landscape of football and its cultural significance. The panel's reflections on both the Premier League's success and the struggles of smaller footballing nations highlighted the diverse experiences within the sport.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOPreviewing the Upcoming Matches
0:45 to 1:46
Discussion on Premier League teams' positions and upcoming matches.
“We'll answer your questions, and that's today's Guardian Football Weekly.”
Analyzing English Teams' Dominance
1:46 to 2:54
Exploration of the reasons behind the success of English teams in Europe.
“mean, Johnny, that a Premier League side are going to win this competition, but how should we feel about this kind of, inverted commas, domination?”
Hypocrisy of Premier League Criticism
2:54 to 3:34
Discussion on the perceived hypocrisy of criticizing the Premier League's power.
“Is it hypocritical, Lars, to criticise the power of the Premier League when that is our bread and butter?”
The Physicality of English Teams
3:34 to 4:28
Insight into how the physical style of English teams affects their European performance.
“But I think whenever an English team beats a team from one of the other leagues in Europe, then that's more of a sort of dog bites man than mine bites dog kind of story.”
Debating the Swiss Model in Football
4:28 to 6:41
Discussion on the new Swiss model league format and its impact.
“And I was even texting some friends yesterday, like when they'd spontaneously gave away two goals for no reason against Newcastle.”
Liverpool's Tactical Masterclass
6:41 to 8:06
Analysis of Liverpool's performance against Marseille and their tactical approach.
The Role of the Draft Excluder
8:06 to 9:50
Exploration of the tactical concept of the draft excluder in football.
Evaluating Liverpool's Performance
9:50 to 14:02
Final thoughts on Liverpool's recent match and their season's performance.
“So it was a structural problem with those groups, I will concede.”
Tactical Analysis of Liverpool's Performance
14:02 to 16:39
Learn about Liverpool's tactical approach and player execution against Marseille.
“And he gets asked, I think, by TNT, whether he needs to prove something to Liverpool fans.”
The Enigma of Marseille's Inconsistency
16:39 to 17:32
Explore the unpredictable nature of Marseille's performances in football.
“I think it's just because he doesn't understand how this team can be so good one week and so poor the next.”
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Newcastle's European Journey and Challenges
17:32 to 19:46
Discuss Newcastle's recent performance in Europe and their squad challenges.
“There was a, the Beatles' Tifo was quite exceptional for Marseille.”
Significance of Early Season Performance
19:46 to 21:05
Understand the impact of early season performance on league standings.
“Because I think if they beat PSG, I guess there's a bit of a revenge mission there from how they went out a couple of seasons ago.”
Pop World and Fan Culture
21:05 to 22:14
Dive into the cultural aspects of football fandom and social events.
“you can't just go into August and say, yeah, we're almost there.”
Chelsea's Frustrating Match Against Paphos
22:40 to 24:28
Analyze Chelsea's performance against Paphos and key moments of the game.
“It was somewhere between 50 and 70 saves.”
Challenges for Liam Resenia at Chelsea
24:28 to 28:00
Examine the challenges faced by Chelsea's manager and squad dynamics.
“What, Johnny, have you made of Liam Resenia so far?”
Cultural Expectations at Chelsea
28:00 to 29:50
Explore the cultural clash between Chelsea's identity and new coaching styles.
“squad, so maybe a young manager is good.”
Carabag's Remarkable Journey
29:50 to 31:00
Discover Carabag's surprising win and historical achievements in European football.
“Well, it means they're trying to attract a kind of coach which is completely anathema to the culture of the club, but they keep hiring them anyway.”
Barcelona's Current Challenges
31:00 to 32:40
Analyze Barcelona's vulnerabilities and offensive strengths in recent matches.
“And the fact that they are now well poised to get a playoff place is an amazing achievement, really, for them.”
Juventus and Benfica's Struggles
32:40 to 35:30
Examine the dramatic moments in Juventus vs Benfica and the impact on their seasons.
“I mean, domestically, they've almost got the Bundesliga sewn up.”
Bodo Glimt's Historic Upset
35:30 to 38:50
Learn about Bodo Glimt's tactical shift and remarkable win over Manchester City.
“It's almost something so comic about it.”
Premier League Preview: Arsenal vs United
38:50 to 42:01
Get insights into the upcoming match between Arsenal and Manchester United.
“I mean, I think because of the feelings and the good vibes around Carrick's start at Manchester United, I think a lot of people would be quite optimistic, and certainly Arsenal fans that I know.”
Creative Imaginations of Football Characters
42:01 to 43:16
The hosts discuss amusing interpretations of football characters in cinema.
“He had Ewan McGregor as Sir Alex Ferguson.”
Wolves vs. Man City: An Unlikely Matchup
43:17 to 44:08
Discussion on the recent performances of Wolves and their upcoming game against Man City.
Erling Haaland's Fitness and Future
44:09 to 45:25
Analysis of Erling Haaland's current form and potential need for rest.
“I've been on the other boat to poll this.”
Frank Lampard's Job Security
45:26 to 46:48
Exploration of Frank Lampard's position at Everton amidst inconsistent results.
“If Tottenham don't win, I think Frank goes pretty much immediately.”
Greenland's Struggles in International Football
46:49 to 48:14
In-depth look at Greenland's efforts to join UEFA and CONCACAF for football recognition.
“Yeah, so I mean, football in Greenland is like this incredible tale of kind of making football happen against adversity.”
Challenges Facing Greenland's Football Community
48:15 to 52:06
Insights into the challenges faced by Greenland's football community in gaining international recognition.
“But against the backdrop of this, they've seen the Faroe Islands, which has exactly the same status politically as part of the Kingdom of Denmark, go and get into UEFA.”
Transcript
Automatic transcript. May contain errors.0:00This is The Guardian.
0:30Only Arsenal are having a brilliant season locally. Nevertheless, we'll discuss Marseille's lack of a draft excluder, another great goal from Harvey McBarnes, and what we're learning from Liam Rossini so far. We'll round up the other results before looking ahead to the Premier League weekend. Arsenal-Liverpool jumps off the page. Slots men one of only two sides to beat the Gunners this season. Then Paul Watson can do some Greenland. Lars can do a Bodo glint minute too. We'll answer your questions, and that's today's Guardian Football Weekly.
0:59well you know two of the panel welcome last hivinson hello hello max uh hello paul watson from the sweeper pod hi max there was no bit in the intro for you johnny lu i mean there was a bit but i took it out because i didn't quite understand it i thought we might not have time for it but we might have time for it but i didn't put it in the intro i apologize morning max yes thank you so much okay then with one game to go in the champions league all the premier league sides are in good positions. Arsenal are through, 100 % record. Top Liverpool have 15 points. A point at home to Carabao will probably be enough to get them into the top eight.
1:31If Spurs win at Frankfurt, who are out, they'll get in the top eight. Newcastle do need a win at PSG to get into the top eight, so that's not straightforward. A win at Napoli for Chelsea will probably get them in the top eight, and Man City will probably be in the top eight if they beat Galatasaray. So, it doesn't mean, Johnny, that a Premier League side are going to win this competition, but how should we feel about this kind of, inverted commas, domination? well um it's an unbelievable night for the coefficient uh not not a classic night for for the competition not a classic night in terms of drama but the coefficient is being hoisted around the room uh on on the shoulders of its teammates yeah i mean this is this is obviously just uh it's a recurring theme i think it's one that that we've you know we talked about on this pod before that is talked about i think a lot of the corridors of power and the boardrooms of European football that you see so we'll come to PSV later but PSV are a team that haven't lost away from home in 10 months they're 16 points clear of the aerodivisie and Newcastle were not just better than them but but really kind of humiliatingly better than them we've seen this again and again you know the the Champions League is making Tottenham look quite good which we know that they're they're not so I think that there is a the standard of the Premier League in this competition, I think is finally a bit of a product of the financial dominance that the league has enjoyed for quite some years.
2:54Is it hypocritical, Lars, to criticise the power of the Premier League when that is our bread and butter? Or can we have our cake and our bread and butter? I mean, I think there are separate discussions almost. I mean, criticise. It's the reality of the situation. This is a league where the teams have much more money than everyone else. I mean, Newcastle's off the top of my head, I'd say Newcastle's wage bill is probably about three times what PSV's is. I can Google that, but I'm pretty sure it's something like that. And so you would expect them to win. And it's not always going to be the case.
3:27There are market inefficiencies, as people would call them. And you'll have exceptions. We had a glorious one last night. But I think whenever an English team beats a team from one of the other leagues in Europe, then that's more of a sort of dog bites man than mine bites dog kind of story. And the real shock really was that PSV went away to Liverpool in one. I mean, that was Liverpool mid-spiral. And I was, because PSV are coached by Peter Bosch, who for a long period of time was this kind of pan-European banter figure because he's kind of like a Dutch Ange Postekoglu in the sense that he's a genuine football romantic and his teams have often been good to watch but often fully chaotic at the back.
4:13I mean, Dortmund and Leverkusen and Lyon fans will testify to this. And he's gone back to Holland. And as you said, they're doing phenomenally well in the league. But you are kind of expecting them to come unstuck when they go abroad to the big boys in the Champions League. So for them to rock up at Anfield and thump Liverpool was a baffling state of affairs. And I was even texting some friends yesterday, like when they'd spontaneously gave away two goals for no reason against Newcastle. I was like, ah, there we go. That's the Peter Bosch we know and love. You know, normality has been restored, which is a little mean to him he's probably on a pretty good sort of redemption arc with him running away with the Eredivisie and all that but it wasn't completely unexpected but that way and I think actually having rambled on I want to add one more point I do think there are quite a few European teams who struggle more with Newcastle than some of the English teams do because Newcastle are a very physical team they're a very direct team they're a very intense team and and they're they are physical in a way that a lot of I mean this is a cliche but I'm sorry it's true they are physical in a way that a lot of the continental teams don't enjoy playing against.
5:15Böder Gleimt had much more trouble with Tottenham in the Europa League last year because they actually just thrashed them physically. They had a real, like, when they lost and lost badly to Spurs in the Europa League last year, they actually changed the way they trained on the back of it because they were so outmatched physically over those two. They do gladiators? What did they do? No, but they were, like, an example, their centre-house were, like, not used to the striker just bashing into them like before the ball even gets there when there's a high ball coming up like there was a level of physicality to Tottenham's play that they were just like what what is happening here and we're gonna actually have to train differently and play differently if we're gonna hold our own against these European teams and I think while Newcastle are not having the best of seasons in the Premier League they have a lot of like intensity there's a lot of guys who run there's a lot of like powerful dudes in there and I think PSV are probably one of the European teams are not super well equipped to deal with that.
6:05Paul, we're sort of at the, this is the second of the Swiss model 36 team league. And if you look at like the number of teams that could get in the top eight, I think you could probably, I haven't checked all the permutations, but like Dortmund have 11 points. If they win, they have 14. That could possibly get them into eight. So you've got a lot of teams going for that. At the bottom, I suppose last year, there were some big sides that were in jeopardy i think psg and man city might have been in jeopardy at the end it's not quite the case but still you've got all the way down to ajax in 32nd that could make it into the playoffs so does does year two like that gives us two years to look at make you feel like this is this is working or not it's a really good question and here i have to battle my old man yells at cloud instincts because i have to admit i do i miss the old format in terms of just knowing where you stand in terms of the the narrative and having teams coming back to play against each other a second time i i do miss the old format i also have just an instinctive thing that when i see a team listed as being in 26th place or 33rd but my brain just will not compute it's like i've been transported into a sport i don't understand or yeah i would think paul that your instinct would be that you want to manage them somehow well if the caravag job comes up you know but but yeah this is this is the thing right um instinctively i take against this format but i do have to admit it does maintain the drama and it maintains the opportunity for teams to to to get you know in or out of of contention up until the very end so i'm really torn i can't say whether i like this or don't like it i'm still instinctively against it and i'm trying to work out which bit of that is just me rejecting all attempts at change in football because i am old yeah but i guess johnny like there is does lead to this drama on the final day but it doesn't mean it's been that dramatic up to that point i think they've probably been good nights and last night wasn't that fascinating so maybe this is real recency bias there were there were really interesting games and results the night before so maybe that's just why i wanted to go down this road before we talked about the games yeah i mean i haven't really looked at the table that the whole competition i looked at it this morning before coming on trying because because it's really hard to contextualize it's like well oh just four points separating the middle 19 there just it feels unwieldy so i you know i think there's been plenty of interest in the games themselves the whole product still i think suffers from from context there's there's such a deluge of of stuff every night most of it obviously mediated through through social feeds that it's hard to get a grip on on the competition as a whole i mean maybe that's the point maybe nfl fans don't you know they don't know what's going on in the the conference west conference you know they're just looking out for their team and they don't conceptualize the thing as a whole but yeah it all does lead to this this 18 game chaos next week which i thought i think it's still too many i just i think it's a it's a it's a mate it's like it feels like a game show it feels more like a like a television game show than a sporting event hey speak for yourself i'm on the pod on the next day good god that's gonna be nightmare yeah i think you can probably feel both right one is well this is quite fun because the as it stands table is sort of ridiculous every five minutes at the same time this is too many football football wasn't designed to watch nine games or 18 games at the same time or whatever it is the question of has it been a success i guess we have to define success because i've i i have this i think everything these sporting authorities do i i i assume it's going to be stupid until proven otherwise because that just seems to be the way i have found myself mostly enjoying the football the two years it's been on there's been very few like match days or weeks that have been just a complete dud and there were no games i enjoyed and everything was boring like there's always been something and i am enjoying the greater variation of matchups i think the way that the groups worked before with the four team groups you had two pretty strong teams in each group, one medium and one sort of just happy to be there, that you ended up with quite a lot of lopsided games, and the games between the two teams that were good in each group tended to be just kind of, yeah, we're happy to take a draw here.
10:20They weren't all that dramatic. So it was a structural problem with those groups, I will concede. So in terms of enjoying the football, yes. But also, yeah, I also haven't looked at the table. I think this idea of making the table super exciting, I feel like that isn't really hitting home. but we are in a situation where Ajax are 32nd and could still qualify which is at any point in time where the team that's 32nd in the league could still get somewhere that's that's an interesting situation to be in I guess yeah I think so let's talk about the Liverpool win then it was comfortable for them wasn't it I mean the the first goal Paul the absent draft excluder and the the unison with which the wall jump is is a thing of beauty and it's really clever from Sir Bozla isn't it yeah Yeah, and I've seen this goal quite a few times now.
11:02And every time I see it, it doesn't look like it should go in. It just doesn't look like a hard struck free kick that goes in. But as he said, you know, he was very quick to point out how clever he had been afterwards. You know, he saw they didn't have the draft excluder in. He thought, I'm going to put it under. He did. And it was brilliantly taken. He kind of saw the keeper was too far over. Yeah, so it's a brilliant free kick. And as you say, this Marseille game, I actually thought this was going to be a really difficult game for Liverpool. It looked daunting on paper. You know, Marseille are doing pretty well in Ligue 1.
11:33They're the top scorers in Ligue 1. Not a nice place to go, particularly Liverpool not looking very good at all for quite a while. So it was quite kind of alarming almost how easily really Liverpool won this. There were maybe a couple of moments where Alisson made really good saves. He made a couple of great saves to deny Pavard once and to deny Greenwood once. He made some really good saves. But really, Liverpool could have even won this more convincingly. And I think, you know, tying into that conversation we had about the disparity between different leagues, it was another one to put in that column because, yeah, by all rights, Liverpool should have struggled here.
12:09and they really didn't. They played excellently. The draft excluder is interesting, isn't it, Johnny? Because it's sort of like, what is it like? Home insurance? It's like you don't, like, you never notice you need it. You think it's bullshit. They unticked a box, Max. They had a box that's always ticked to them. Just take that one off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's that. Like, obviously, once one's there, no one can ever try this. So it really does its job. What's the point I'm trying to make? Do you know what they call the draft excluder in France? What's that? Le crocodile. The crocodile. That's really nice.
12:47You know, obviously it is a different tactic. I want to read like a 4 ,000 word athletic long read on how a coach chooses the draft excluder. How do you choose the player to perform that role? Do you do it on length? Do you do it on girth? Is it, you know, robustness? I think it is length, isn't it? It is length. but I think what I quite like to it's quite nice when you see you know somebody like the quality I want to see the best ever player to have been the draft excluder I think Messi has been there I believe Messi has been in there has Messi done it I think so there you go like that's great that you put Lionel Messi literally on the floor like lying down you've got Messi and you're just like that's where you put him but he's got he's got great range for a small man on that is true yeah A big wingspan, hasn't he?
13:36What did you make of the Liverpool performance, Johnny? I thought it was very, very good. I think Slott has had a... There's been a lot of disrespect towards Arnaz Slott recently, I think. A lot of it from Liverpool fans, actually. And some of it from the media, which increasingly seems to take its cue from the online world in terms of trying to capture snackable content and gotcha moments. So he gets asked about Alonso, Javi Alonso before the game. And he gets asked, I think, by TNT, whether he needs to prove something to Liverpool fans. And he quite rightly says, I've been in the job for 18 months and won one title.
14:10So, you know, I think I'm doing okay. But, you know, to the doubters, this was actually a really, really smart tactical performance by them. You know, he knows how De Zerbi is going to set up Marseille. He gives them the ball. I think they've got, they have something like 39 % possession in the second half. And he waits for Marseille to kind of try and load up, to double up on the flanks. he plays that diamond or sort of a box of four in midfield and they just keep getting through the lines they they keep having a man spare in between the lines shobbas lie and graven birch you know and and vietz just just slipping in and and creating so many chances so i think it is obviously the sort of style that the style of opponent that that you couldn't choose a better style to suit liverpool away from home in europe but the way they executed it uh i thought was was really really encouraging I did think that formation was super interesting and it left me wondering like is this something we're going to do going forward because if you look at the Liverpool squad and you think of like you would like to find a way of playing with two strikers because you have Eketike and for now you have Salah who you want closer to goal and you don't want him having to track any fullbacks and in the long run you want to find a way where both Eketike and Iza can play together you want to find a way where Wurz can play in quite a central role but you still have enough midfielders in there that that doesn't become like a weakness.
15:31You have very, very attacking fullbacks who you would like to see released up the flank. There's a lot of things that you need the Liverpool system to be that seems to be solved by this sort of the 4-2-2-2, the box midfield thing. But it's also not a formation that you see successfully applied very often by a lot of clubs. I don't know why that is. Leipzig have played like that a fair bit. but Ragnik famously tried it at United without a lot of success. Very interesting to see if that's something that continues, because so far it's a lot of the... I think Slot has kind of wrestled a little bit with all these new players and all these new components he has, and to find out what's actually the best system for all of them, and that seemed quite logical yesterday.
16:13It might be interesting to see against Arsenal, won't it? And look, Florent Virts, as soon as he got here, Paul, you could tell he was really good, even if he wasn't doing anything. And now he's good and he's doing stuff. Yeah, he's a good example for just sticking by players you know who will come good and just keeping on saying, yeah, but wait, he is going to come good because he has massively come good and Marseille could not deal with him at all. yeah like a little note on Marseille as well Marseille are a weird team I've seen a bit of Marseille and you just never have any idea which Marseille you're going to get I don't know whether this is a fair test of them for the reasons we've outlined you know this was a very different kind of match for them but it seems like Marseille blow hot and cold so frequently that Dezerbi himself doesn't really seem to have any idea what's what's going to happen I saw he's a very emotional guy Dezerbi I saw him do a press conference where he was effectively in tears earlier in the season because he just, I think he said, I cried in the dressing room.
17:10I think it's just because he doesn't understand how this team can be so good one week and so poor the next. And yeah, I still don't know what I'm getting any time I watch Marseille, which does make them very entertaining to watch, especially because they are generally very good going forward and not always so solid at the back. Interesting that De Zerbe's been sort of linked to Manchester United amongst others and a return to the Premier League. There was a, the Beatles' Tifo was quite exceptional for Marseille. these seem like i mean fair play to the people that make them because that's it's the whole it feels like the sort of thing a whole town need to do on record breakers they're just enormous um and steven gerrard did the davos tnt goal show double probably best that he did it i was trying to think could you have a scott besant dave besant crossover could that work maybe maybe they could not not dave besant isn't doing a lot of punditry but i wouldn't mind seeing him in the u.s administration newcastle psv look we've talked about this quite a lot but like given johnny that they've got PSG away last game.
18:07And given the PSV hammered Liverpool at Anfield, this does feel like a significant victory for them. Yeah, on paper, I guess to a neutral, it looks like a, you know, you look at the fixture and think, okay, well, you know, there's not too much there. But I think if you're a Newcastle fan, this stage, you know, this part of the European journey still feels quite kind of giddy and exciting. They don't take these European nights for granted yet. You could tell there was a real noise and intensity to them. You know, you contrast that with Stamford Bridge, for example, where you would think they would be pretty up for that.
18:39But Stamford Bridge is rarely up for anything these days. So PSV, I think the big difference between this and the Liverpool game was that at Anfield, they were basically able to take control of the game. They were basically able to seize control of it early on. And here it was basically the very opposite. I have to admit, I don't watch a huge amount of them in the aerodivisie, but they're 16 points clear. and I doubt they've been tested like this. I doubt that they've had this much kind of pressure put on them and I think that it shows in those defensive mistakes that let Gordon and Wisser in for the opening two goals.
19:15There's a really high line there. Obviously, Bosch has them playing a really high line but it didn't seem to me that there was enough pressure at the other end of the pitch. So Newcastle were just able to keep playing through them again and again. Probably could have been more. I don't think 3-0 flattered them. I think the injury to Bruno, Bruno Guimara, is a bit of a worry. Miley comes into, you know, Lewis Miley comes into deputise for him. But, you know, Joe Linton had a really good game. So I think, you know, it really sets up the last game really nicely for Newcastle. Because I think if they beat PSG, I guess there's a bit of a revenge mission there from how they went out a couple of seasons ago.
19:54So yeah, it sets things up really nicely. Yeah, and it's not a free hit, but it sort of has the feel of a free hit to go to PSG and go right you know go out there and win and it would be a massive statement oh look at last players get injured right but but we'd be quite critical of Newcastle in their Premier League and yet you sort of think if Whistler had been fit from the start of the season they might have I don't know six more points and then they would be fourth in the Premier League you know he's he is clearly like the way they want to press he's great at doing that yeah and it's just a general disruption they had at the start of the season with the Isak saga dragging on for as long as it did, and you go into the season with your striker situation not settled, and then Vissa gets injured.
20:37You're right, they only won one of their first six games in the Premier League, and the league table, yeah, they're eighth, which doesn't seem great, but it's still so tight, so six more points, they would have been fourth, or six or seven more points, that would have been good. I guess there's something there, which is, I think in general, clubs are more aware of than they used to, but the importance of actually getting business done early-ish in the summer and then trying to go into, because those first games of the season, you can't just go into August and say, yeah, we're almost there. We have a few moves that should happen and then it'll be fine.
21:11But the points you drop early on cost you as much as the ones you drop in April. So I think they maybe suffered a little bit from the fact that the Ezek Zaga dragged out as much as it did. and when everyone's fit and ready, they're a very different team. Yeah, Harvey Barnes, every time I see him, he seems to score like a goal that makes him look like a brilliant footballer. I'm fascinated to see if Scotland take him to the World Cup and Lewis Hall, I thought, was really good again. That is an open position in the England team, I think, and I think Lewis Hall could make a name for himself there.
21:41PSV fans took over Pop World Newcastle in the afternoon and looked like they were having a lovely time. Now, I don't really know what Pop World is. I can sort of hazard a guess. This is the Simon Amstel, the Simon Amstel, Mikita Oliver. So did PSV fans take over T4 on a Saturday morning and undertake arch interviews with unsuspecting American pop stars? It's a show. You've got yourself a show. I did like it. Pop World was good fun. Apparently it's a nightclub chain a la Vodka Revolution. That's far less interesting. I thought it was some sort of karaoke type affair where they sang, yeah, pop hits from the night.
22:17They sang bewitched songs. or hang on probably like donna air songs just geordie pj and duncan and donna air songs is the only things they're allowed to sing in pop world if i had my way anyway that'll do for part one part two uh we'll begin at stand for bridge
22:40welcome to part two of the guardian football weekly chelsea won pathos nil can somebody give a more interesting uh review of the game than the game was itself paul sorry to throw you this uh hospital pass no i mean i guess i was watching this slightly from a a minnow centric angle but i do think huge credit to pathos here and specifically their goalkeeper uh who is one of those goalkeepers who always has to be called by both names jay gorter so you kind of hear him get called jay gorter every time you're like is that is that his surname is he someone jay gorter or but no So Jay Gorter, the Dutch keeper, made, I mean, I don't know how many saves it was.
23:18It was somewhere between 50 and 70 saves. But for all that, Chelsea didn't look massively dangerous for quite a lot of the game, considering, you know, you'd expect them to come and win this one fairly easily. Just for the scale of comparison, Paphos is, I think their entire squad is worth about 26 million. So the disparity between the two teams is just absolutely enormous. and Paphos having this kind of incredible rise. They've only existed in this form for 11 years. They were like the merger between two other clubs and they've kind of shot to their first league title in 2024-25. And yeah, it was an amazing effort from a Paphos perspective.
24:00From a Chelsea perspective, one of the most frustrating games you could probably wish to see. And until that goal, I think it was Casido in the 78th minute, until that point, it looked quite possible Paphos would grab a point, which I think would have left Chelsea fans pretty livid, really, given the balance of the game and the expectation. But I do just think, yeah, we'd have to pay a huge amount of credit to Pafos. They came to try and pull that off an incredibly unlikely point, and they almost got it. Yeah. What, Johnny, have you made of Liam Resenia so far? Yeah, I mean, well, what we've learned is that I think he likes to pronounce it Liam Resenia, which I don't think I'll be doing that.
24:39No, I think he said he wants, I think his dad said it's Resenia and he said, actually, just call me Resenia. That's what I've said. Yeah, it's not. I'm sorry. I mean, I know it's their name, but it's not actually up to them. It's a bit like when N 'Golo Kante joined Chelsea and obviously his name is Conte, but they were managed by a Conte. So, sorry, mate, you're Kante. We're going to call you Kante. I don't think we can bank on Resenia seeing out the season. I don't think the fans are having him. I think he needs a run of wins and he needs a swell of goodwill that he's not necessarily going to get.
25:16Unlike a lot of his predecessors, I think he starts from a position of weakness. There's no shade on him as a coach. I think he's clearly a very bright coach with ideas and who has earned this chance. I just think the knives are out for him a little bit. You can see that there's an itchy finger on the trigger. People want to ridicule him. People want to sort of, I think, pick holes in him. I think there is a narrative being built already that the job is a little bit too big for him. And look, this was not a great performance, but I thought Liam DeLapps struggled up front. They didn't really have any kind of space to play in.
25:59They didn't really have too much invention. Paphos basically, you know, kind of a 5-4-1 off the ball. If you have the talent that Chelsea have, you know, you can get Gittins off the bench, you can replace Rhys James with Estevão at halftime. That, you know, injected a little bit of energy into them. They were, what was it, 12 minutes away. You know, Paphos were 12 minutes away from claiming a famous point, ultimately. So, you know, they were really starting to kind of tug on the heartstrings. you began to feel a real sort of overwrought, effective, almost a dramatic sadness for them. Oh, sorry, that's pathos, isn't it?
26:38Very nice. Let me try that again. I'm going to do it again. I'll do it again next week. I mean, it's worth a go, you know? It's not the first time Johnny's done a good joke and I've been concentrating on something else like what I'm going to ask you next. And I haven't been doing what I should be doing is listening intently to the intelligent joke and getting it before Tony has to explain it. But, you know, it is not the first time he's been met with that reaction. My apologies. Pathos sounds like pathos. A lot of us worry that because there's so much talk of XG in the game now, people are not encouraged to take on, like, difficult shots and, like, long shots and wonder goals are essentially going to die out.
27:16I think the same is true with podcasts. You know, we have to encourage the creative players to really go for these sort of low XG jokes. maybe sometimes i actually think the xg on that is actually quite high it was just you know it's just the audience you know he just needed a better audience is is what i think rosenia needs more time lars clearly and there's the chelsea squad is we've talked about this before it's a hard one to work out so if you just wandered in there you need like time to work out who you like and who you don't like and what your bomb squad is and what you know who's going to play where it's such an odd cultural fit, I feel, and I wonder if this matters.
27:56Because on paper, they have quite a young, ambitious squad, so maybe a young manager is good. Maybe he will find a good sort of common ground with that group of players. But there's something about the vibe of Chelsea. This is sort of the house that JT built, for better or worse. This is a fan base who are used to strong, rugged men who kick the ball very far and elbow people in the head first and ask questions later. And you're used to having Mourinho on the touchline, like this sort of roaming war criminal in a football sense, just kind of always causing aggro. I'm not sure if they're sort of culturally set up to accept an intelligent, softly spoken, well-meaning coach with fresh ideas.
28:42I think he's going to... This shouldn't matter, but I feel like it ends up mattering. Like, the vibes matter. and I think it's very, very important that he gets some early wins to get them onside, rightly or wrongly. And I also just wonder, is it... My sense is that there is an increasing resistance among the Chelsea fanbase to their own ownership, to the Bluco lads, to Eguvoli and Boli and the boys and their whole methodology. And I'm not sure it helps Strasignan that he's so clearly the company man in here, that he's sort of the blue co golden child who's been uh who's been parachuted in with all his linkedin speech and all his sort of clever ideas this seems like the opposite of what a lot of chelsea fans want and again shouldn't matter to him in terms of him just trying to do his job but i feel like it gives him less leeway to screw up and i think it's very very important that he gets a lot of results very quickly there was a paradox in that chelsea keep wanting these young principled ideological no compromise coaches and the reason it so rarely works is that going to Chelsea is in a sense the first compromise.
29:47So what does that mean? What does that mean? Well, it means they're trying to attract a kind of coach which is completely anathema to the culture of the club, but they keep hiring them anyway. You saw it with Potter. But that sounds like a motivational quote in itself. Going to Chelsea is the first compromise. That sounds like something you put on LinkedIn. It's a tea towel. You're saying that's a tea towel. It's what you have on a breadboard. We'll see how he gets on. and he's actually what's he only lost one he lost the Arsenal game but otherwise you know he's won all his other games even if they've looked a bit streaky Elsewhere Carabag big win for Carabag here Paul wasn't it limbs in the last minute Yeah it was it really was it didn't look at all likely they were 2-1 down to Eintracht Frankfurt at one point turned it around with a a last gasp goal from a name that I'm going to actually butcher he's called Berl Mustafzadi I think but I I apologise to our listeners who understand that name better than I do.
30:46But yeah, first Azerbaijani player to score in the competition, which is quite an amazing thing. It's not that they hadn't been scoring goals. It's just they've mostly been coming from Camilo Duran, who's Colombian. But yeah, this was a remarkable achievement. I think Carabag are the surprise package of this whole phase. And the fact that they are now well poised to get a playoff place is an amazing achievement, really, for them. I think they've been written off by a lot of teams. One thing that I think people maybe, one of the reasons they're underestimated is people don't realise just how many European games they've played.
31:19I think it comes from being in a league where they can dominate for quite a few years. They've played so much European football, so they're not kind of fresh-faced newcomers in that sense. But this is definitely new territory for them. And the scenes at the final whistle, well, the scenes after that goal went in in the 93rd minute. Yeah, it was so good. Just brilliant to watch, weren't they? See, that's what it is all about, really. Barcelona 1-4 to Estadio Prado. What did you make of their win, Lars? Just that it was very typical of this Barcelona, which is that they conceded two set-piece goals.
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31:48And there are always moments, I mean, caveats here being that it was very, very cold in Prague. It was like minus a loss, and the pitch was apparently not very good, and it wasn't ideal condition for the Catalan magicians, as it were. But they conceded two set-piece goals. And they do just like, again, because they play with this, they're very attacking, they play with a high line, and you just kind of feel this can always go wrong. At any moment, this can go completely wrong. But there's so much attacking talent in this team that they will. And it was Fermín López, who is sort of one of the lesser celebrated guys in that group.
32:25And I would argue that there's a case to be made that he should be striking out on his own because he's a great player and he's probably never going to be a regular at Barcelona. But maybe he's happy being a squad player there. I don't know. He scored two good goals and Dani Olmo's third goal was absolutely brilliant. and yeah there's so much I still wonder the thing with Barcelona you look at them and you think this is so much fun and it's so brilliant they will probably get trounced at some point by one of the other big teams but in the meantime like at least I want if we're going to have these sort of galactical super clubs that have more money than everyone else and blah blah blah at least let them be fun so I mean they're always watchable like Barcelona under Flick right now they're never boring never it's always good fun by and beat union sandra 2-0 johnny harry kane missed a penalty you know if we're not boycotting the world cup panic maybe it's we should boycott now he's missed that penalty just too much terror seeing him miss one i know he scored or two he misses about once maybe that's maybe that's you know it's january the 22nd he's already got his one penalty miss for the year out of the way maybe we can all relax easy now yeah hopefully do you see them as yesterday trying to work out who are the real opponents to Arsenal in this competition.
33:36I mean, is that daft to suggest, because you know, you can be really good in January and not really good in May, but I know they have beaten Bayern, but like Bayern must be considered one of the teams that could beat them over two legs. No, definitely Bayern. Bayern have been superb. I mean, domestically, they've almost got the Bundesliga sewn up. You know, you can argue whether that's going to help them, but I think it does help them in terms of the fact that from March, April, they can really fully focus on a competition. They almost kind of regard as their birthright in a way. That's where coaches ultimately get judged.
34:12Company has done a superb job. They are delighted with the job that Company has done at Bayern. And I think there's a really lovely balance to them. They can win games in lots of different ways. They weren't great against Union Saint-Gélois, but they managed to grind it out. They can get results against good teams and they can really splatter the smaller ones. So I'm really excited to see what they do in the second half of the season because I think company's got a really good thing going there. Elsewhere, Juventus beat Benfica 2-0. Weston McKennie's goal was lovely into play with him. And was it Jonathan David, I think?
34:46I'm not sure. Athletic Bilbao, good comeback from them at Atalanta. Galatasaray Atletico was a one-all draw. I was going to say, we have to give a mention, surely, for the penalty slip from Pavlidis. I've rarely seen a penalty go as wide as Pavlidis's penalty for Benfica I mean it was one of those ones as well they're 2-0 down I think at that point the game's clearly going away from them this is their I think even the commentator even says you know it's a lifeline for Benfica you couldn't have set it up better for what is the most dramatic penalty slip I've seen in some time I mean where did that ball even end up the camera couldn't even track it could it really it was just it's really fun isn't it it sort of feels like Waddle I mean, I know Waddle's probably wasn't that far away, but it has that Waddle vibe, doesn't it?
35:28It was no, it's just no, it just, I don't even know where it went. It's just watching the goal. It's almost something so comic about it. Yeah, because what happens is the standing foot slips and then pushes the ball slightly to the right, which means that when the right foot comes swinging, it hits the completely wrong area of the ball entirely. And it just, it goes directly to the right. It's just, it's a very... It made me almost feel sorry for Jose Mourinho, which is a very high bar in general. Because actually Benfica were not terrible in this game. And I think for him, given his history in Italian football, going to Juventus is always going to be like a big thing.
36:06I mean, I'm sure he really wanted that, even more so than coaches usually want something. And they were not bad in this game, and they just kind of needed something to drop for them. And then that happens. It's not good. I think it was almost a whole goal. I think if there was another goal next to that goal, it wouldn't have gone in. That's how wide it is. Yeah, no, no. Thank you for bringing it to everyone's attention. Was it a throw-in? It could have been a throw-in. No, no, no. It's definitely a goal. It's definitely a goal kick. So, Lars, let's have a minute on Bodo Glimt. We talked about it yesterday, but you are in Norway currently.
36:39You are a Norwegian. This is a big moment. It is. It is. It's either the biggest or the second biggest result in Norwegian club football history, I think the consensus is it is Rosenberg winning away to Milan in 96 to qualify from the group stage back then. Some people will probably hold even higher, but that might just be nostalgia. I don't know. I think beating Abu Dhabi's Manchester City, albeit with a few defensive absentees, is unbelievable. And there's a lot of good aspects of this, but I thought one thing that might be underappreciated by neutral observers is that Bodeglims don't usually play like this.
37:19They're usually the sort of Man City characters in Norway. They're the possession team that will try to pass everyone to death and just be patient with the ball and all that. Whereas in this game, when Kjetil Knudsen said after the game, we ended up having to drop deep in a way because you're playing city. Clearly you have to do that. But they were able to master a way of playing, of sitting quite deep and hitting people on the counter, which is very different to what they do. The game week in, week out domestically. And it's the sort of tactical flick of the switch that I guess the dominant teams in smaller leagues have to do when they go out into Europe.
37:52It's more obviously the point that needs to be made is that they aren't out of season. The Norwegian domestic season doesn't start for a while yet. We have a summer league for obvious reasons. It wouldn't be feasible to play league football in the winter here. So they haven't played a proper game since the last time the Champions League came around. And you have to do training camps. they should be like not match fit or in any kind of rhythm whatsoever but they looked so sharp and I was so impressed by them it was their first win in the group stage because they've had a couple of games where they've played really well but what you find against these opponents is that there's so much individual quality that if you just lose your focus for like a second then that can turn the game around and for a very long time watching it I still kind of thought at 2-0 okay they're going to get tired and they'll get done in the end i think the red card for rodry really helped because i think there's probably a world in which they tire a little bit because they're not super match fit and stuff and but by then city had 10 men so you had a huge advantage um in the end and no it was an extraordinary uh joyous uh occasion i don't really have any sympathy for any complaints about the surface because just fundamentally city's wage bill is around 400 million and buddhigans is around 20 million so let's not whine about the surface it would be my yeah and they didn't be fair they didn't be fair to guardiola and les they did not yeah yeah um uh thank you guys all right that'll do for part two part three we'll do a premier league preview
39:27and welcome to part three of the guardian football weekly uh so super sunday arsenal manchester united michael carrick's had the squad for a week since that win over manchester city benefit of not being in any European competitions. What chance do you give them, Johnny? A puncher's chance, I guess. I mean, I think because of the feelings and the good vibes around Carrick's start at Manchester United, I think a lot of people would be quite optimistic, and certainly Arsenal fans that I know. I live literally just around the corner from the Emirates, so I'm literally surrounded by Arsenal fans. So it's a pretty good way to take the temperature.
40:02And they're all really worried about, oh, United are going to do us. They suddenly look really good. Typical United raising their game. Again, I think if we put things into perspective, Arsenal still should win that. I mean, they're at home. They have a depth of squad. They have options off the bench that you would trust them to see out any game against any opposition in the world currently. And also, I just think that as long as they're not too vulnerable on the transition as long as they manage to keep United quiet on the transition. I don't think this iteration of United can do a huge amount to hurt them.
40:44I think if Arsenal pack the midfield, if they dominate the midfield like they do pretty much against any other team, I think United will be reduced to really quite a few chances. So I think United obviously have a chance because of the talent they've got and because of the little mini wave of momentum they've got right now. but I think it is no more than a puncher's chance for them. What is, on behalf of all the non-native English speakers, how would we define a puncher's chance in terms of percentages? Because it's one of those phrases I don't really... Oh, right. But it's basically like a shit boxer against a good boxer.
41:19Okay. But you've still got a pair of fists and you're still a boxer. Okay. So you can get a lucky punch through and knock the guy out. Okay, that's fair. I like that. The Athletic are reporting that Manchester United Ireland talks to make a big-budget historical drama series similar to The Crown. Jed Mercurio, a line of duty creator apparently on board. Of course, you know, the nostalgia. There's just so much DNA and nostalgia just oozing out of Old Trafford. Dreamcast list. Andy Jacobs and I did this on Talk Sport and the listeners came up with Fergie, played by David Tennant, a young Fergie, and then Brian Cox, an old Fergie.
41:56I think Brian Cox would be very good. Toby Jones as Paul Scholes. I mean, I know, i know paul skulls has been criticized for not being the best athlete but i still even even that i think it is a stretch um steve bruce played by pauline quirk diego forland jennifer lawrence and paul ince the rock were really good um i like i like uh dame dame maggie smith as david moyes i think there's something there yeah well norody chowdhury our mate did did a whole guess He had Hugh Laurie as David Moyes. Carlos Quiroz, played by Sanji Bhaskar. He had Ewan McGregor as Sir Alex Ferguson. And what else does he have?
42:37Thomas Turgus as Wayne Rooney. Jodie Comer as Colleen Rooney. Stephen Merchant as Gary Pallister is quite good fun, isn't it? I had Eric Cantona playing Eric Cantona. I thought that could have worked, right? He's allowed to act, unless he wants to play another Manchester United character. No, Cantona plays gigs. You think Cantona plays gigs? okay yeah he did have robert danny jr uh playing marino and tilda swinton as arson wenger is good isn't it so thank you doz uh man city wolves is this i mean you sort of think paul given they've had two defeats in a row a bad one city and wolves have a bit of form it's too far-fetched to suggest wolves getting something out of this game i mean wolves have a bit of form is a statement we didn't expect here isn't it but yeah i mean that they've looked a lot better lately wolves i know i think this is this is surely a step too far and we're about to see some some sort of normality uh reinstated here but it's kind of amazing that um rob edwards seems to be doing something with wolves you know more than just limiting his commute he seems to actually have found a way to get them playing some football and um there's a possibility wolves will do this do a kind of great escape attempt that will fall heroically short i mean there's no realistic way they can possibly get themselves out of this but it's actually become pretty interesting i thought this was gonna be a foregone conclusion i actually had my eyes on were they going to get the lowest points total you know that was the exciting drama but actually the way they've been playing it it shouldn't theoretically be impossible for them to uh upset now in crisis man city but no i i don't i don't see it happening to be honest.
44:16I've been on the other boat to poll this. I've never thought Wolves were going to get the lowest points total. I have been curious about whether they will end up overtaking Burnley because I think Burnley are worse. Based on the games I've seen this season I genuinely think Wolves are a better team than Burnley. Now they're six points behind now. I mean they are both going down. I don't see any version of this where that doesn't happen but I think the drama down the bottom, can Wolves mount a heroic... Probably if you're up Edwards probably that's something you tell the players. We can not finish last here.
44:46It can be done. One thing I'm wondering about this game is whether Guardiola will rest Erling Haaland at some point. Because the boy is looking tired. Now, I think it's difficult because I think he hates it himself. I don't think he likes being rested. I think that's really not something. But I was very surprised to see that he started against Bode Glimt. Because I thought when the fixture list falls this way, and you have Bode Glimt and then Wolves, that's a good week to tell erling listen you know you've got a nice house down in costa del sol you know let's we can invent a hamstring injury if you want or something like just take a week off like we're not like you need to because he has looked really really spent the last couple of weeks um morsh is back from the afcon they paid a lot of money for him presumably he should be able to play up front at some point having said that erling will probably score a hat-trick because that seems to be what he does but i think he he could use a break for this one johnny las is very confidently said Wolves might finish or certainly that Burnley are going down but Burnley 13 without a win do host Dr Tottenham and you can see it I mean you can see it Johnny I don't know how you feel we were all certain Frank was sacked on Monday then yesterday obviously he'd had a really good result against Dortmund on Tuesday and and seems safe for now but he surely has to win this one yeah I mean we've seen but Spurs you know look good or or possible in the Champions League and and this goes back to what we were talking at the top of the show about you know is is the standard in the Champions League actually flattering Premier League teams a little bit because it's almost as if the competition domestically is stronger or more competitive than what they're getting on the continent.
46:19I don't put Burnley in that category. If Tottenham don't win, I think Frank goes pretty much immediately. I think even if they do win, he may well go in the short term. This feels like the manoeuvring period where Spurs are trying to line up or potentially lining up someone to replace him and almost sort of hoping or you know hoping that that results don't throw a spanner in in the works i do think spurs will be you know spurs have actually been they've been all right away from home this is this is the sort of game that they have been performing okay in you know or at least getting results burnley will have to you know we saw against united that they are able to frustrate a team they're able to frustrate teams but they do need a huge amount of luck to to to be able to cling on to anything palace chelsea west ham sundland newcastle villa full and bright and bournemouth liverpool brentford forest and everton leeds is on monday nights paul i wanted to talk to you about greenland i mean i doubt football is the top of their priorities but sort of quite interesting you know football is a part of life and you know when donald trump is on stage just calling it a piece of ice yesterday you know there are actual humans there who do things such as play football and you've talked to us a bit about football in greenland before so i just wanted you to sort of remind us because because Was Greenland wanting to try to join UEFA or were thinking about joining CONCACAF, were they?
47:40Yeah, so I mean, football in Greenland is like this incredible tale of kind of making football happen against adversity. So Greenland has a national championships and it's in one week of the year where it's basically warm enough to play outside. And teams come from all over Greenland and there's no roads in Greenland between the big settlements. So they all have to either fly, which is incredibly expensive, or get dangerous boat trips. And they all congregate for this one week in August where they have a national championships. And so Greenland's had, you know, a decent football scene for a long time as a national team that go out and try and play games against other teams.
48:16But against the backdrop of this, they've seen the Faroe Islands, which has exactly the same status politically as part of the Kingdom of Denmark, go and get into UEFA. Greenland just never applied to UEFA at the time that Faroes did. So they never actually made a formal application. then UEFA quite you know firmly shut the door to non-sovereign nations Gibraltar managed to kick that door open because they'd already applied before that came in so Gibraltar said well look we're going to go to the court of arbitration for sport succeeded and got in but Greenland couldn't do the same because they'd never actually applied so the thinking in Greenland was well let's let's go to CONCACAF like that's our you know geographically that's a logical fit for us even though you know uefa made a lot more sense in many ways more culturally because of you know the strong links to denmark so they went to concaf and what was kind of weird was that greenland started to get very fast apparent progress within concaf they got invited to this meeting in miami very very kind of suddenly was told like come to miami you know we're gonna have a meeting with you and this was um it's come to quite senior figures within concaf saying you know come and meet people and there was a sense that Greenland was almost being fast-tracked into something that had you know spent years sitting fairly dormant and there were really high hopes building you know Greenland put together this application and thought well this is going to be our moment they applied to join CONCACAF formally which then goes to a vote of the members at this at their congress and there was this huge wave of enthusiasm people in Greenland were saying this is it you know this is our moment we're going to at least get a kind of timeline to join in CONCACAF here and what actually happened was they were unanimously rejected every single member of CONCACAF voted against Greenland and that left this clear impression that Greenland had there you know there'd been a very strong lobbying force against Greenland and if you think about the strongest lobbying force in CONCACAF is undoubtedly the USA so there was a sense that they'd been led on and then kind of cast aside and and no sorry when was this this was all earlier well this was last year so this happened last year and um right okay it kind of sent a shockwave through people in greenland because they'd been given very strong kind of signals that this was something that was going to work you know there was going to be a time scale there was going to be some help and instead they were just oh no you you are absolutely not going to be a member of conca there is a right to appeal but you know that's not really going to work either because you're appealing to the same people it was a very mysterious thing but it's left conca it's left Greenland completely out, you know, frozen out of anywhere, for want of a better phrase, it leaves them with nowhere to go.
50:53UEFA's door is closed very definitively. CONCACAF has said no to them. So what exactly would anyone have them do? You know, they are trapped outside of international football. Right. So they can play games? They can summon friendlies up. They actually played a couple of friendlies last year. They've played games here and there. They played against Turkmenistan, funnily enough, in a friendly. They managed to sort of pair up with them at a training camp in turkey and played a friendly against them but really their options are incredibly limited because it's all political i think the only thing they can really do is really try and build alliances within other concaf member states but that can be quite tricky because those states are generally all within the caribbean or a lot of them are within the caribbean yeah and there's a linguistic barrier too um with most of the Greenland FA speaking Danish but not necessarily English that confidently so it's a very long and difficult road for Greenland but the sadness is there is thriving football there there is a very proud footballing community who want to represent Greenland internationally and that just seems to be denied to them they seem to have again in football terms something was being done that involved them being used as a pawn and no one's quite sure what it was but they were clearly led on and then cast adrift come on uefa open your doors let them in is what i say i don't have a lot of power in football i don't believe but you know when i run football that will be number one on the agenda uh thanks paul that's really interesting uh finally an email from alan who says my mate jimmy died a few weeks ago just before christmas he was a great fan of the pod it was one of the things that we had in common we met and worked for over 20 years in lima peru played football together traveled together were surrounded by machine gun toting soldiers who mistook us for terrorists together and many other innocent adventures he returned to glasgow a few years ago and eventually died at 61 too young for him and his family but perhaps an average life expectancy for an adventurous glaswegian uh alan says i haven't seen him in a few years but i miss him particularly when i listen to this podcast because i know he was such a great fan and it was one of the things we would always chat about so i don't know if you could find it in you to give a shout out to him up there in heaven where he belongs if that's where he made it um i I know it would be a laugh and he'd be happy and I would be too.
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