BONUS - French Open 2026 Review

10 Jun 2026 · 1 h 14 min · 22 chapters

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In short

A “bonus” review of the 2026 Roland Garros (French Open), told through the hosts’ and guests’ reflections on major upsets, standout matches, and controversies, plus debate about seeding/chaos formats and modern tennis’s injury risks.

Guests (and backgrounds)

  • Hannah Wilkes (The Athletic writer; tennis columnist; “barge captain” on the show) discusses her predictions and watching Maya Krawalinska’s run.
  • Matt Futterman (The Athletic; tennis journalist) covers men’s event memories and Novak Djokovic/Fonseca.
  • Charlie Eccleshare (The Athletic; tennis journalist) focuses on the men’s event and emerging players.
  • Pam Shriver (tennis commentator/analyst; Yonex role) comments on safety/field-of-play issues on European clay.
  • Simon Briggs (cameo voice note; pop-culture analogies).

Key claims

  • Hannah: She was repeatedly wrong in predictions; Krawalinska’s “non-standard” clay tennis felt like “rainbow in the dark.”
  • Matt: Djokovic’s cramps and Fonseca’s upset defined the tournament; Djokovic’s “time pressure” mindset may be hurting him.
  • Charlie: Fonseca beating Djokovic felt like a major “announcement,” but not a full “changing of the guard”; men’s tennis is injury-fragile.
  • Pam: Roland Garros court design isn’t safe enough (tarp/sign hazards; linesmen dodging takebacks).
  • Notable example: Fonseca’s third-round win over Djokovic (with three straight aces from break point down) and Fonseca following with a win over Ruud.

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Reflections on Roland Garros

0:45 to 2:45

Hosts reflect on their recent trip to Paris and the tournament's events.

“of profound thought that our our sleep deprived brains might not be able to take us down down on their own.”

Hannah Wilkes' Insights

2:45 to 7:51

Hannah shares her experience of being consistently wrong in predictions during the tournament.

“And we have some absolutely brilliant voice notes to help us do that.”

Discussion on Player Performance

7:51 to 11:55

Hosts discuss their reactions to player performances and memorable matches from the tournament.

“I only went to the one press conference that I think the last one.”

Chaos Tournament Proposition

11:55 to 14:00

Exploration of the idea of a tournament without seeding, inspired by recent events.

“So I'm glad that Hannah's got us off on that note by mentioning this run.”

The Concept of a Chaos Tournament

14:00 to 16:00

Discussion on the idea of a tournament without seeding, exploring advantages for top players.

“But another one that you always propose is a tournament without seeding, a chaos tournament.”

Reflections on Memorable Matches

16:00 to 18:28

Contributors describe their standout moments from the 2026 French Open.

“But I'll start with the match and kind of zoom out.”

The Upsets and Unexpected Moments

18:28 to 24:26

Analysis of significant upsets and performances during the tournament, focusing on key players.

“coming to you from the Democratic Republic of the New York Knickerbockers, a city awash in orange and blue, just as it should be.”

Comparisons and Future Predictions

24:26 to 28:06

Debate on the implications of recent matches for the future of tennis and player legacies.

“It certainly did during those two weeks at Roland Garros.”

Changing of the Guard in Men's Tennis

28:06 to 30:00

Discussion on whether recent tournaments signify a changing of the guard in men's tennis.

“I think for me, the difference is Djokovic, actually.”

Concerns Over Player Injuries

30:00 to 33:02

Exploration of injury issues among young players and their impact on careers.

“and gives a moment more weight and gravitas.”
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The Physical Demands of Modern Tennis

33:02 to 36:19

Insight into how the evolving game is affecting player health and performance.

“I mean, we've just had the news that Jack Draper is out of Queens and he's put back his comeback another week.”

Game of Thrones Analogy for French Open

36:19 to 38:23

Humorous comparisons between the French Open results and Game of Thrones characters.

“if it insists on continuing with best of five to make itself fit for purpose.”

Reflections on the Tournament's Conclusion

38:23 to 42:00

Disappointment with the French Open's ending and its implications for tennis.

“And while the women's was better, you know, we had a Russian winner, which can be tricky, even though we love Mira Andreeva for who she is.”

Zverev's Press Conference: A Cloudy Victory

42:00 to 48:09

Exploring the implications of Zverev's victory and the overshadowing controversies.

“having the fun and I was enjoying the fun.”

Contrasting Perspectives: Zverev vs. Keys

48:10 to 52:55

Comparing Zverev's validation-seeking mindset to Keys' self-acceptance journey.

“Zverev has been a consistent presence in the top five and winning at levels below the slams and reaching Grand Slam finals.”

The Women's Game: New Dynamics

52:56 to 56:00

Discussing the implications of Andreva's win for the women's tennis landscape.

“I feel like Jan's character really jumps the shark a bit.”

Introduction to Pamela Howard-Schreiber

56:00 to 57:10

Learn about Pamela Howard-Schreiber's role and experiences at the French Open.

“Let's hear now from Pamela Howard-Schreiber.”

Field of Play Concerns at Roland Garros

57:10 to 1:00:40

Pamela discusses safety hazards and player experiences at the French Open.

“I'm going to follow up on a part of the voice note that I recorded on my observations from Rome that centered around the field of play in the modern game on European clay is not big enough.”

Prize Money and Tournament Changes

1:00:40 to 1:04:20

Discussion on prize money distribution and the need for changes to the tournament.

“Yeah, I mean, the truth is those little boxes, they serve no purpose other than advertising and they should be removed.”

Reflections on the 2026 French Open

1:04:20 to 1:09:00

A reflective discussion on the overall experience and memories from the tournament.

“Do you not agree and accept that it is a negative for the women's game that they haven't had in any of them for three and a half years?”

Mary Carrillo's Reflections on the French Open

1:10:01 to 1:11:48

Mary Carrillo shares her experiences and challenges during the French Open 2026.

“Straight up, I did not see much of the 2026 French Open.”

Insights on Matches and Player Dynamics

1:11:48 to 1:13:31

A discussion on the emotional intensity and player interactions observed during the French Open.

“It was the first non-tennis surgery I've ever needed.”
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Transcript

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0:11Hello friends and welcome to the tennis podcast and our 2026 Roland Garros review episode. We have been back from Paris, Matt, David and I, a total of about 28 hours. has that been enough time David to have profound reflective thoughts about the last fortnight yeah yeah I've got new thoughts new thought well I don't know we'll find out won't we in about an hour and a half's time when this is all over whether I've had any or not but I'm gonna have a go that's the beauty of the voice notes David they yes sort of they guide us down down a road of profound thought that our our sleep deprived brains might not be able to take us down down on their own.

0:55The reason we're recording this on Tuesday, we would usually give ourselves one or two extra days for profound thought. But where's Matt going, David? He's going to Chicago. How are you feeling, Matt? I've unpacked one suitcase. I've packed another. I am ready. The Amtrak ticks are coming in on Instagram. I've downloaded the app. I am so ready to go to Bloomington. What's the weather like? Warm. My friend who's already there sent me photos from his trip up a skyscraper today and picked a bad day because he's basically just in the clouds and can't really see anything. Does Bloomington have skyscrapers?

1:47I should say he's doing some days in Chicago. Yes, my dad did this. They've got one of the tallest buildings in the world or something, haven't they? Yes. I assume every major city in America has tall buildings. Catherine's probably dangled off some of them. I've never been to Chicago. I would like to. Definitely wouldn't like to between Roland Garros and Wimbledon. But one day at a more convenient time, I would like to go. No, we're making the most of Matt while we've still got him. David and I will be back with our next main feed show on Sunday. We'll be talking about Queen. Serena Williams just made her comeback.

2:29Came home today. Serena Williams is on my TV. Partying like it's, I don't know, pick your year from the last 25. So lots to talk about already. The tennis world keeps on turning, but we're going to turn it backwards for the next hour and a half or so. And we have some absolutely brilliant voice notes to help us do that. and tell the story of one of the wildest rides in recent Grand Slam history. We're going to hear from Pam Shriver, Matt Futterman and Charlie Eccleshare from The Athletic, from Hannah Wilkes, a Simon Briggs cameo. And we're also going to hear from Mary Carrillo at the end of the show, of course, because nobody should have to follow Mary Carrillo.

3:13So we're going to start by hearing from our brilliant writer and barge captain, Hannah Wilkes, who, when asked how she would remember Roland Garros 2026, gave just a brilliant response. Here it is. I may remember Roland Garros 2026 as the tournament where I was wrong not just wrong once or twice and not just wrong when I was making predictions in the build-up but wrong with a degree of relentless consistency and with a sort of reckless audacity that I didn't really know I was even capable of. I was so wrong so often that it's genuinely made me re-evaluate my relationship with needing to be right.

4:03I was wrong before the tournament about Yannick Sinner definitely winning it. I was wrong during the tournament about Sinner definitely coming back to win against Juan Manuel Cerundulo. And then I think from that point on, I was wrong at least once per day about who was going to win the title. But I think the time when I was most strong was around lunchtime on day two, when Catherine texted the group chat and asked for a summary of Maya Huelinska's victory over Zheng Chenwen. And I said, dismissively, yeah, she played pretty standard clay court tennis. I mean, to be fair to myself, I had only seen like the last three games, and those three games were mainly unforced errors from Jung.

4:47But what was I talking about? And why am I even allowed to talk at all, frankly, if that's what I come up with? There's a song from the 80s that I only heard for the first time a couple of months ago called Rainbow in the Dark by someone called Dio. and around the time of the third round when Kvalinska beat Maria Sakri and was crying in her chair with clay all over her knees I started associating this song with this player who I was slowly starting to realize was not playing standard clay court tennis and by the end of the tournament I had listened to that song so many times that I think it permanently altered like my neural circuitry you know the lyrics are the lyrics are just 80s nonsense about crying out for magic and battling demons and you know a lot of stuff that you can absolutely apply to Kowalinska's trajectory and the experience of watching her but to be honest it's about that central image of the rainbow in the dark you know this player who's been around a while but who I could not have picked out of a lineup to save my life whose name I was at best vaguely familiar with and who I assumed could not be doing anything special when I glanced in at her upsetting a big name and yet when we're kind of forced by an extraordinary sequence of victories to actually watch her it turns out that she's playing some of the most non-standard most creative most skillful most mischievous tennis imaginable and doing it with a kind of nonchalance that borders on psychological warfare like I am not saying that I've become a Maya Kowalinska guy um and I'm not going to say that she's a future Wimbledon champion um it's not about that it just made me think about how sure we are of who in the game is worthy of our full attention and it made me wonder about how many weird players are out there who are fully capable of properly lighting up this stadium and getting thousands of people to fall in love with them but who never get the chance how many rainbows in the dark are out there and I know it's not the most important thing to take from this French Open but it's definitely something I want to remember is it's how fun it can be to be so sure that you know what you're seeing and to be completely wrong.

7:45a brilliant contribution to start off today's show and extraordinary that hannah managed to get through that whole thing david without saying you never know i know she wanted to yeah because that's what she was saying really and um i'm delighted to see that people are coming around to my way of thinking that's what roland garros 2026 has done it's achieved the goal of getting people on my wavelength and I'm delighted about it I am very much a Felinska guy I will be happy to say and I don't know what she's going to do in the future success wise but I know that I love watching her tennis and I think she's really cool I think I love the kind of manner she has.

8:39I only went to the one press conference that I think the last one. Maybe if I'd have gone to the earlier ones I'd have maybe seen somebody a little more tense and guarded because it was still going on. But I just thought, gosh, she's just normal. She's just cool and just doesn't, she's not buying into all the normal stuff. It's just like a real human being that I'm talking to and listening to here um and then you stick her on a tennis court and watch her just tying people up in knots with stuff they've just not seen before or encountered before and I loved it have you seen the footage of her getting a hero's welcome returning home to to Poland arriving at the airport no I've not seen that oh that's nice good stuff and and And unless she's wearing it unpaid for free, which, you know, us regular folk do with all our clothes, she seemed to be in Lacoste.

9:38So maybe a clothing sponsorship has been forthcoming off the back of this run. Or maybe she just likes Lacoste. Maybe she could just afford it finally because it's not cheap, is it? Yeah. and yeah i had that same feeling that hannah had about being wrong and also just i did feel a little bit inadequate do you know what i mean like we'd come off the back of it and going into the tournament i had never seen the eventual finalist play before and i watched tennis all the time so that was a weird feeling that's the first time it's happened to me i would say um but that was kind of the joy of it as well and i think particularly for me i remember talking to itama our friend and colleague after she beat jungshin when and we were texting and i'd said i'd seen valenska's scores in qualifying and been like quite impressed that she was winning so easily and Itamar was at the Jung Shin Wen match and said, yeah, she really does have a heavy topspin forehand.

10:48That was the thing that he picked out. So then later in the tournament, when she got to the final, it was nice to look back on those texts and be like, oh, Itamar was there in round one and saw that she was playing well. But I think for me, it was the semifinal win because I think all the way up to the semifinals, there was still enough else happening in the tournament that I'm not sure I watched the Walenska match from start to finish until the semis. You know, I think I watched a lot of the quarterfinal win over Kaninskaya, but it was the semifinal where I properly zoomed in on her game and it was such an uplifting moment when she delivered that tennis after the dad of Andreeva Kostiuk.

11:33She just brought the place alive again and you realised, wow, this is how she's been beating absolutely everyone through this tournament. And it was such a joy that day. In a tournament of many, many memorable matches, I do think that one, that semi-final, really does stand out to me. So I'm glad that Hannah's got us off on that note by mentioning this run. And just on the subject of being wrong, um you know how yesterday morning i before you guys got up i was doing my mad tidy because i was leaving for the airport a little bit earlier and i was packing my room up and all this i found the two scraps of paper that i scribbled my third round and onwards picks on remember that at the start of the tournament i do it was comical to look at the end of that i mean i was i didn't have one player i don't think in in the right like in the quarter finals but just about zverev maybe but i mean i was nowhere near i mean and i'm look i really get it bang on but i mean it just made me realize i'd gone for all the top four seeds for the women's draw to reach the semis um it was a wild ride this tournament the problem is now i'm never going to be able to laugh at anybody's predictions again am i i'm not going to be able to say well that's nonsense because you'll say well french open 2026 yeah yeah i know but 2021 radicano only lasted so long for me didn't it so you know on that subject on the subject of um rainbows in the dark which is a brilliant expression i can i can see us adopting that i see how hannah's trying to phase out future Wimbledon champion is her bit and phase in rainbows in the dark I see you Hannah maybe Nehmeyer is not taken off as she had hoped and she's evolving to a new bit well Hannah obviously doesn't think so David it made me think of a proposition that you have always put forward David When we do our Q &A shows and we're asked about things we'd love to see in tennis or changes that we'd make, I know one of them is the wooden rackets tournament.

14:05But another one that you always propose is a tournament without seeding, a chaos tournament. Yes, please. because Hannah's rainbows in the dark thing made me think about how being at the top makes you brings you the privileges and the benefits that help you stay at the top now I'm not minimising how hard it is to stay at or near the top because it it comes with pressures as well intense pressures and and more demands you're playing more matches you've got more sponsor demands etc etc etc i'm not minimizing that but you are seeded so you're protected until the later rounds yes there are dangerous floaters but generally speaking you are guaranteed a better draw better match court assignments you're given more say over your schedule okay that might only be the very top players but we know the very top players are getting a lot of say over over when they would like to play.

15:12And all of this disadvantages low-ranked players further from being able to have a breakthrough like Maja Chvalinska. And it's extraordinary that it ever happens, really. And that we've seen this and Emma Raducanu in such a short space of time. But it does make me yearn every now and then, not always, but every now and then for a chaos tournament where you just got to see just got to see what would happen if you took if you stripped all of that away and made it kind of purely random even even the court assignments you know i'd love to see it good everybody's coming never gonna happen it's never gonna happen but i would love to see it cosign yes please okay let's hear from our next two contributors now an athletic duo of matt futterman and charlie eccleshare both of whom have focused on the men's event in terms of what they will most remember from the 2026 french open let's hear their takes now starting with charlie hello everyone it's charlie eccleshare here uh this was a hard one to narrow down to one thing because it was such a theme and subplot heavy Grand Slam.

16:31But I'll start with the match and kind of zoom out. And I think the match that will most stay with me was Fonseca beating Djokovic in the third round, bringing back as it did memories of another match where a much-talked-about 19-year-old beat the male Grand Slam record holder. That was, of course, Roger Federer beating Pete Sampras at Wimbledon in 2001. And I've no idea if this match will end up being anything like or even at all historically significant in the scheme of things, but it definitely felt like the moment Fonseca announced himself to the wider tennis world. Those three straight aces from break point down when serving for the match felt like a pretty major statement.

17:08And I was lucky enough to watch this match from start to finish, writing about, I don't know, a million different drafts on it. I can't remember seeing many more spectacular endings. And all that came just the day after the 17-year-old Moise Kwame had beaten Adolfo Vallejo on a frenzied court Suzanne Longland. The scenes on that court when Kwame won the first set and asked for more noise and did that kind of Leighton Hewitt, Rafael Nadal lawnmower celebration would always stay with me. Again, who knows where Kwame will end up, but I did feel watching that match on Longland that I would always remember it being the first time I'd seen him play live and boring people about that in years to come.

17:46Throwing Rafael Hadar's run to the quarters and Men's sick getting to the semis. and this felt like a good one for the emerging players on the men's side like a volley in the final as well and that all felt like welcome good news when so many of the potential challengers are injured and Alcaraz is out which has kind of shaken my confidence in or maybe you could say complacency about the state of the very top of the men's game anyway we'll see where those runs take these players but they were definitely energising in the moment alongside all the shocks and the heat of the first week that will also be among my defining memories from this tournament.

18:21Anyway, thanks for everything tennis podcast team and listeners and I'll see you and speak to you at Wimbledon. Hi friends, this is Matt Futterman coming to you from the Democratic Republic of the New York Knickerbockers, a city awash in orange and blue, just as it should be. Somehow Roland Garros 2026 already feels like it was ages ago. Maybe because the great ones left us so early. It was kind of rude, wasn't it? Like those people who walk in the door of your holiday party and start looking at their watches as soon as you take their coats. They try to acclimate for a bit, or seem to, but they never really get comfortable, and then they're just gone.

18:59I suppose the metaphor doesn't totally work. Yannick and Novak really did want to stick around longer, I think. But they didn't, and after they left, I kept thinking about them and wondering what might have been. Look, I'd like to believe that the ascendants of Maja Cholinska and Mira Andreeva and Flavio Caboli really will stay with me from this French Open. I just don't know that it will. I mean, a little, sure. Trelinska's filleting of Diana Schneider was a work of art. The forehand down the line from Koboli to win the four-set tiebreaker in the final was pure joy. I'd been mostly charmed by Andreeva since I first sat with her at Roland Garros three years ago when she was 16 years old.

19:40She told me how much she hated chemistry homework. Yeah, me too, I said. It's the worst. But for more than a week now, my brain keeps going back to those two days when the tournament really went off the rails It's still hard for me to fathom how Sinner's cramps were so bad that he couldn't manage to win one more game from the lesser Serondolo Or maybe I should say this Imagine how painful and sickening they must have been that he couldn't manage one more game He's an all-time great, and there he was, limping around like an old man Bruce is helpful here In the quick of the knife, Yannick Sinner tried to make an honest stand, but he wound up wounded, not even dead, in the sweaty jungle land that Chatrier had become.

20:23I know, that's a little much. But it kind of works, doesn't it? I think everyone there that afternoon, especially Sinner, knew there was no coming back from those cramps. I think he knew it when it seemed like he was half-heartedly trying to convince the trainer that the pain in his upper leg might be something other than cramps, so he could get a medical timeout. I think he knew it when he walked back onto the court after the break in the air conditioning That the reprieve would be very temporary Whatever visions he had of how these two weeks would go were gone A little while later he was sitting once again on that dais in the press conference room A broken man once more, sad and dazed He'll be okay, except when it's seriously fucking hot out Then all bets are off We all have our weaknesses That night I got filmed giving my take on who was going to win the French Open I think I did a national TV spot, too.

21:15Both times it was emphatic. Novak Djokovic had a clear runway to a 25th Grand Slam title. Just watch. That aged well. I spent a long time the next afternoon watching Rafael Hodar and Alex Mickelson tussle. I kept an eye on the Novak-Fonseca match, but it was going as I expected. I got to Chartier late in the second set, then quickly bailed because Novak had his two sets to love lead. That had been safe for 17 years in more than 300 matches. As a player, Fonseca still had a ways to go. Playing Novak for the first time at Grand Slam is usually miserable for teenagers. But then the kid started to grow up on us.

21:54His comeback is mostly a blur of lashing inside-out forehands. One came at Novak so hard and fast while he was at the net, he didn't even bother trying to get his racket on the ball, even though it passed right next to him. I think he just wanted to get out of the way. I was back in the stadium by then. Yikes. Here's what isn't blurry. A couple of shots Novak pulled off that I've never seen before, and I'm never going to forget. That backhand Novak slithered down the line in the fifth set. I don't know how many backhands I've seen Novak hit over the years. I'm not even sure how to begin to do the math.

22:30It has to be in the tens of thousands. I don't think I've ever seen him hit one like that, so straight and precise. His racket followed an arc that was so different than its usual pass. He froze for a moment and framed the follow through as the ball whizzed past Fonseca and darted down at the line. Then came that Novak grin. He knew he'd done something wild and wonderful, improvising as only he can. He also did it that set on a crazy half volley. I think the ball actually was past him when his racket made contact with it. Again, that wizard's grin. He's still so good. He knows it. I still think he was the better tennis player on the court that day in so many ways I'm sure he thinks he was too On any given day, he can still be better than everyone for stretches But he also knows that alone isn't going to be enough anymore Being the best tennis player and winning tennis matches at Grand Slams are two very different things This was the first time I was very aware that Novak was racing to win matches too quickly, as though he had a certain number of minutes he could spend on the court during the tournament.

23:38Like those early mobile phone plans that allowed like 500 minutes a month and then charged you up the wazoo for anything over it? It's a big problem. It's hard enough to win tennis matches without being on a clock. Winning a tennis match while racing against time feels damn near impossible, even for Novak Djokovic. He always preaches about the necessity of staying present He's long been the guy who's there for all of it Whatever comes, however long it takes That's how it has to be Maybe things will be different on the grass But this won't Ultimately, time's going to run out on Novak As it does for all of us Two days, two wild upsets Each of them wild in its own way Maybe all of them will make sense in hindsight But I don't think so For me, the world feels a little off its access lately.

24:28It certainly did during those two weeks at Roland Garros. Maybe the grass will help restore some water. They like that sort of thing around the All England Club, don't they? I'll see you all before too long. I can't wait in a few years to be in a discussion with you two and whoever else might be there, reminiscing about the 2026 French Open and someone going, Those two things can't have happened on consecutive days. No, no, that can't have been in a 30-hour period. Surely not. How did we survive that? But they did. Those two extraordinary events happened on back-to-back days. It was like Men's Semifinals Day at the Australian Open.

25:14If after the first one, you'd been told that something arguably more extraordinary was about to happen, you'd go, do one. You're talking nonsense.

25:28But it did. It really did. I mean, totally, totally different types of moments and shock and upset. but equally big, I think, and equally impactful on how the tournament ended up playing out, I think. Yeah, I found the first one quite sad, really. There was no joy in that at all, really. Even for Sarundla, there wasn't really any joy. He was happy to be through, but it was just... but it kind of summed up the weather. I feel like it was half soporific and, you know, draining and sleepy and then half delirious. You know, you slightly felt like you're losing your mind and that's what it felt like during the Djokovic match because I can't really believe what I'm seeing, that he can't close this out.

26:29And then you get this surge from Fonseca. Fonseca, I really like that point that Charlie was making, the comparison with Sampras and Federer, because my initial reaction is, oh, hold on a minute. Let's not forget that Federer went on to win all this stuff. Oh, I thought that was going to be a Sampras defence. Well, no, I think Djokovic and Sampras is a very fair comparison, really, particularly given their age and so forth. but you know i think actually it is it is right because federer didn't win his next round he played incredibly well against tim henman and he was like more sort of flashing winners and just audacious shot making but he didn't win he lost i think in four sets um and it did take him another two years to win wimbledon to win any grand slam it's hard to to believe that really you know he He kind of thought, it felt like he'd arrived, but actually he hadn't yet.

27:32He'd shown you a glimpse. And I think Fonseca showed us a big glimpse in this match, and particularly because he followed it up with the win against Rude. I don't know how good he can be. That's the problem. And I feel like I did know how good Federer could be, even though he wasn't producing. So I don't know, what do you two think? Do you feel like what you saw from Fonseca is something we'll remember because it was a defining moment in something that would become this massive career? Possibly. I think for me, the difference is Djokovic, actually. I'm not as convinced, and I said this at the time, I'm not as convinced that it's a changing of the guard type moment because I don't think Djokovic is the guard anymore.

28:26you know like he's all he's already passed that on to sinner and alcaraz sinner and alcaraz are the guard now and i remember feeling like this when sinner was banned last year and we had draper winning stuff and we had menship winning stuff and it felt like wow okay these guys are coming what's it going to be like when sinner's back sinner's back and he's winning everything again or Alcaraz is winning everything again. I don't feel like we're getting a true changing of the guard, even with this tournament. As amazing as all those players did, the young guys, again, Mensik and Fonseca and Kwame, you know, all these guys, it was fantastic.

29:09I agree with Charlie. It felt like a good tournament for the young crop of men's tennis. But until someone comes through and actually beats Sinu and Alcaraz, in conditions that are more normal and it isn't because of the weather. I don't feel like it's... You're not arguing that Wanamal Sarundalo is the new guard. The guard has changed. It's a Sarundalo on watch. I guess I don't see these moments and these wins and these tournaments as sort of changing of the guard in a way that Federer and Sampras was viewed back then. But I do think it can be important for Fonseca's career. and I don't know what he's going to go on to achieve but I sure as hell know that I will remember this match and I do think the fact of beating Djokovic is still incredibly relevant and gives a moment more weight and gravitas.

30:04You know, like it's still the match which sticks out to me the most and I think that is because it's Djokovic and the myth around him and how you still have to take him down and how he still is like the main character in a tournament, even if he's not the men's tennis guard anymore. Like shots he hits and winners you hit past him stick in my mind more than anything because Djokovic is this bigger presence in my mind than anyone else, if that makes sense. And then the evolution we saw from Fonseca backing it up against Ruud and the smart tennis he played in both matches, finding this drop shot like there were so many things and reasons to think that this is great news for Fonseca I just don't really view it as change of the guard if that makes sense I think in terms of the tennis that Fonseca produced how he produced it in the setting he produced it and who he did it against yes I was convinced of something by Joel Fonseca this this tournament I saw something that I didn't definitely know he had two weeks ago quite frankly and I'm very glad he had I'm very very convinced by by what I've seen in terms of his capabilities at the top level and on the biggest stages.

31:36What holds me back from then extrapolating that to feeling confident about his eventual career is the state of Jack Draper and Art of Feast and others. Like, I think that men's tennis is not fit for purpose at the moment and it is ruining its players, quite frankly. and Jo Fonseca has had a chronic back injury quite similar to art of feces. Now, he seems to have been in good shape for a while, but it was at the start of the year when he was one that put his comeback back a few weeks, and he'd already been out for quite a long time with it, and he put out that statement confirming it was something that he'd struggled with on and off throughout his career already.

32:26That's alarm bells for me. That worries me. and the explosiveness of his game, the explosiveness of the game you have to have to be able to have these results and do these things. It really, really worries me. I think we have such a large-scale, widespread, deeply entrenched problem that is proliferating, that it holds me back from feeling at all positive that we can feel confident in any of these young guys reliably being able to build a career. I mean, we've just had the news that Jack Draper is out of Queens and he's put back his comeback another week. I mean, that's a desperate situation. It's desperate.

33:13Like, he might not be able to make a viable tennis career. That's how it looks at the moment for Jack Draper. Goodness knows when we're next going to see Art of Feast. I'm sorry to be a bummer, but that is, that is, I just have this, I almost have a guilt watching these incredible men's matches at the moment because I feel like we're paying a price for this. They're paying a price for this. We are going to, the debt collector is going to come later down the line And it's a big anxiety for me and something that kind of looms over the fun that I have. And I do have the fun. I know I sound like I don't have the fun, but I do have the fun.

34:04But it almost feels like a guilty pleasure. the only thing is i i don't think there's evidence that there's cause and effect for length of matches injuring those two players um i mean i don't think it's as binary as that like i played this many hours of tennis last year there i have this therefore i have this problem but the general volume and physicality of tennis in 2026 is absolutely contributing it is causing it has to be what else would it be if they were lying in bed all day they wouldn't have stress fractures and bone bruising no but but i mean i'm i mean they're not going to play the game differently are they so i'm not quite sure what you can do about it well exactly the the game has evolved to a point where to be successful about it you have to ruin your body and there are there are a couple of exceptions maybe even only one exception at the moment because carlos algaraz is on the sidelines yeah it does feel like you know there's so often the discussion is about best of five and i'm sure that's part of it and i'm sure the schedule is part of it but it also feels like maybe string technology needs to be looked at and racket technology and the balls they're using just because like people are hitting hitting the ball bigger than they used to and you you didn't used to put so much strain on your wrist or you didn't used to have to train in this way to be able to keep up with the pace of the sport i i don't really know i don't really have the answers but it does feel like everything coming together is is contributing maybe not causing but contributing to yeah the injuries we're seeing this isn't just that that's a good point this isn't just about my best of five set agenda, like that there are other accommodations and changes that the sport could make if it insists on continuing with best of five to make itself fit for purpose.

36:26But again, it's never going to happen. I'm just, I don't see anybody sort of acknowledging that there even is a problem, let alone taking steps to solve it. But I think there is a really, really big problem. I do. who wants a Briggs voice note for for a more upbeat tone David definitely does the way he's looking at me is it because I brought up Art of Feast yeah it's a bit of a downer for me that sorry it's Simon Briggs folks so regular listeners might remember that last year I managed to actually impress Catherine with my pop culture reference when I suggested that Novak Djokovic was similar to Logan Roy from Succession in that he remained the main character at Australian Open 2025 even once he had actually died or in Djokovic's case gone out of the tournament.

37:24So in an attempt to recapture past glories I'm going to compare this French Open to the Game of Thrones, a series in which you'll remember that a lot of the big name characters die unexpectedly early. And we had in the series, Ned Stark, spoiler alert, but Game of Thrones did come out about 15 years ago. Ned Stark died at the end of series one, beheaded by Juan Manuel Chirindolo. And then Robert Baratheon, who is now my Djokovic comparison, gets gored to death by a wild boar, represented by Juan Fonseca. I'm not quite sure who stands in for Sabalenka in this analogy. But anyway, the other thing about Game of Thrones, as anyone who watched it will remember, was that the ending was crap, which is kind of true of this French Open as well.

38:10You know, we kind of hoped for a electric young lad to win it, one of the Fonsekkers or perhaps Hodah. And we ended up with Alexander Zverev. And while the women's was better, you know, we had a Russian winner, which can be tricky, even though we love Mira Andreeva for who she is. it is a little hard to sell somebody playing under a empty flag right now so not perhaps the conclusion we were looking for but overall an excellent tournament a massive improvement on the dud slam down under this was more the the wow slam the upside down slam and i feel like it's given teneth a kind of rebirth just at the time when it was a little bit of a doldrums so looking forward to the grass and hoping we continue to see some thrills and spills the ending was crap i was just drifting off to sleep last night and i took one last look at my phone and i saw that the briggs voice note was in and i thought yeah go on i'll have a listen before i drift off and i chuckled so much at the ending was crap that i probably cost myself a little bit of sleep But it was worth it, Simon.

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39:27I do have to break the news, though, that I have never seen Game of Thrones. Bring back the succession analogy, Simon. I haven't seen it either. Matt has. Unlike succession where Catherine and I have and Matt hasn't. OK, Matt, this is all on you. Did that work? Did Simon's Game of Thrones analogy work there? I really liked it yeah I thought it was really good I would put forward the red wedding Simon for Sabalenka's loss Simon will understand that I think and yeah the ending of Game of Thrones is crap it's rushed it doesn't really make much sense it it doesn't really work and that is how i felt about the ending of uh of this french open which had been so good all along and um yeah i i sort of had my own analogy going through the tournament didn't i about about feeling like about feeling like a climate activist who was telling everyone that there was this catastrophic disastrous climate event that we were hurtling towards and we were having so much fun but actually all the fun that we were having was contributing to the climate event happening at the end you know like we didn't need fun we needed sensible energy saving light bulbs well no all that we were left with was energy saving light bulbs sorry to Flavio Caballi but But he was an energy-saving lightbulb trying to stop a climate disaster.

41:17And we needed the sensible government action, which was Yannick Sinner, which was Novak Djokovic. The wind farms of tennis. Yes. This was what was going to actually stop the disaster. And when that disappeared, it was like, well, we can keep having fun. And we're going to keep having great matches. We're going to keep having fun. But there's this bad thing happening at the end. and no one is coming to save us. All we've got is energy-saving light bulbs and they will try. They will do their bit but the meteor is still going to strike. And yeah, that was how I felt during the French Open all along.

41:59And I felt bad because I was having the fun and I was enjoying the fun. It's your fault. It was, we didn't get to talk about this on our final show on Sunday but it was such a weird winners press conference wasn't it with Zverev David yes it was um yeah it was it was decently attended but it was by no means the busiest press conference of the week I mean it wasn't even close to the sinner I mean that was a big shock story and it wasn't as busy as the Djokovic one it wasn't as busy as um as any of these sabalenka's lost certainly um and dravers was much more well attended and we we all attended and several of the of our colleagues did but i mean they're just there weren't many questions really i mean there were you know there were obviously everything that needed to get covered got covered in terms of his achievement and his long wait and his perseverance and all of these things being absolutely correct i mean you know it is he was the last one standing and um and he deserved to win it in the end on all those counts and then it for for some people it's put alongside some of the other players who've had this long long wait but i think for for many it's just not something that can be dealt with like for like because of the backdrop because of the allegations he denies them he's always denied them but two years ago he settled a case you know and you feel how you feel and and and it just sapped the energy i think of a lot of people because you could you couldn't just sit there thinking about a tennis match in the way or a tennis champion and a victory in the same way that you would with pretty much everybody else.

44:05And in terms of the post-win press that he did do, Alexandre Zverev obviously came to the main press conference, did a load of TVs. As is traditional, he also had a one-on-one with Les Keep magazine, the long-running French sports newspaper that has a huge reputation in France and globally. And it's tradition that the men's champion from the Sunday is on the front page of the Monday edition of Les Keep. And for the first time in 21 years, Alexandre Zverev was not the headline, not the main photo on the front page of Monday's Les Keep. It was actually the French women's handball team. Zverev was there at the top, quite small, but he was there.

44:55And then it emerged that, in fact, it was tweeted by Conte Moine from L 'Equipe that Alexander Zverev ended his interview with him early after he was asked about the allegations of domestic abuse. He said, first of all, this is not that kind of interview. He said, first of all, this is not that kind of interview. Secondly, do you know that the accusations have been proven false? This is the second time you've asked me about this. I did everything I could and my innocence has been proven. I think we should stop. It's better this way. And he left the interview at that point. Now what he's said there about the case being proven and his innocence having been proven is categorically false.

45:46The court made a statement that the settlement was no ruling about guilt or innocence. So that is categorically false. We've heard him say that line before. That is his line on the matter. And I do wonder if that is genuinely what he believes in his mind. I'm very glad that Lake Heep have gone public with this. I think it's important that we know about it. And I think it exposes the importance of journalism. People being there to have these experiences and ask these questions. I really do.

46:34yeah absolutely and you know they could have been asked in the press conference you know like the it was a rare winners press conference where the moderator was looking around and asking sort of for more questions rather than the room being full of questions and almost the moderator having to having to stop it even if some people had questions that tends to be more the way that champions press conferences go but i don't know i mean two years ago he was he was quite threatening and in a press conference when when asked about it and he didn't make it comfortable at all for for journalists so i think it's good that the keep have done that in a in a one-on-one setting and might have been able to get more of an answer out of him or apparently not and and they've and they put this out as as to how he did respond to that perfectly reasonable line of questioning and as you said it might be what he genuinely thinks or it's deliberately misleading and it definitely casts a big cloud over the over the story generally and yeah it was kind of a tough note to end what had been such a good tournament on I suppose.

47:56I kept thinking after that Zverev press conference and comparing some of the things he had to say to some of the things Madison Keyes had to say after her very long-awaited first Grand Slam win in Australia last year now they'd had very different careers up to that point you know Zverev has been a consistent presence in the top five and winning at levels below the slams and reaching Grand Slam finals. So that's not an equivalence. But in terms of sort of the long quest to finally get that Grand Slam title that you felt like you were promised as a teenager because of all of your talent, I think there is a parallel there.

48:37And, you know, Madison Keys basically said the reason I was able to win this Grand Slam title is because I did enough work on myself to realize that I didn't need to win this Grand Slam title and it wouldn't change anything for me or anything about me. and obviously she's you know an incredibly well-adjusted person that has been through a lot of therapy to get to that place and tennis is a hamster wheel that tries to make you not feel that way I do realize that that she's the exception in terms of that level of enlightenment but the contrast to what Zverev was saying which was basically I need this this is the validation that I need.

49:23If I didn't have this trophy in front of me, my belief would have dropped off a cliff. You know, I would feel not enough. I would feel differently about myself than how I feel now that the trophy is in front of me. Now, that's probably very relatable and human, but is it healthy? I don't know that it is. You know, it's John Candy. If you're not enough without a gold medal, you'll never be enough with one. And I do try and quote cool runnings as often as I possibly can because there's a lot of wisdom in there, folks. Can we have a moment to remember the Mirandreva press conference and Matt's face?

50:12When she took the microphone from him. So pleased that no video of that has emerged. There's a photo, though. Thank you, Itamar. I don't need to. There's a photo. Go to our Instagram. It's like my friend pointed out that it's the photo looks like a screenshot of an episode of the US office. and Matt is Jim giving an oh my god what is happening in this room of mad people around me and why am I caught up in it look to camera Are you Pam? That is how I felt Yeah maybe I'm not sure who Miran Draver is Michael Scott? I think that's what you're trying to get at Yeah Who's Concheater? Dwight? Matt hasn't watched the US office I don't think he knows what I'm on about I'm familiar enough with you know some of the characters yeah you know I feel like Andrava's Andrava's win is obviously just incredibly different to Zverev's you know I wouldn't wrap that up in the bad end to the tournament I think it was a shame that we didn't get like a you know really compelling final but that happens sometimes and what i find so interesting about andreva's win is it does feel to me like it really puts an interesting element into the top of the women's game right like the way the way she won it i know she didn't beat many or any of of the very biggest names her best win was was kostia which was a which was a great win but six slams in a row now won by different players and none of them are real outliers right like we've got genuinely six contenders that's why we always talk about the mix on the women's side being bigger and that pool of players Sabalenka, Sviontek, Keyes okay maybe he's not quite in that anymore but Goff, Andreva, Rabakina such a great mix of players and just adding Andreva in as a Grand champion and the potential belief that that can give her feels like it really adds to the interest level at the top of the wta whereas on the men's side i was i said it but i was hoping that the next person to win a slam other than cinema and alcaraz would either be someone young or would be someone going through cinema and alcaraz and proving that they're up to that level I suppose so take everything we've just said about Zverev out of it the fact that it was Zverev who we've known about for so long and we kind of know his his level and he won this one but still displayed a lot of the traits that we've thought of held him back in the past in terms of getting pretty tight in the final and all that kind of thing it doesn't I don't know I just don't come out of the men's tournament thinking wow this big unanswered question I have has got this really satisfying end i know that's just the way sport goes and the way and the way tennis goes and he absolutely deserves it he's he's put himself there more than anyone else but it's just kind of not it wasn't the sort of resolution the fun resolution that i was hoping for on a on a tennis level if that if that makes sense it's not like the 2022 us open when jokovic was sort of extracted from it or extracted himself from it and who would take advantage well along comes Carlos Alcaraz and shows us something we haven't seen from him before okay we've never seen Zverev get over the slam line but I I don't feel like I learned an awful lot new and it's not like Andy Murray winning the US Open and beating Djokovic in the final or Stan Wawrinka winning his slams and beating Nadal and Djokovic you know like yeah Matt the ending was crap yeah Briggs has covered this Catherine if Miriam Draver is Michael Scott in this scenario I thought you've been sitting there with a bit of a smirk on your face okay is is Conchita Jan Jan?

54:41Oh, which series, Jan? I feel like Jan's character really jumps the shark a bit. Early. Early sort of not having this nonsense. Oh, okay, like season two Jan. Yeah. Yeah, okay, I'll go with that. Cool. Sorry to anybody who doesn't watch it. Watch it, it's good. I think most people all vaguely know what we're talking about. And if not, go and watch it. It's a treat. It's a real treat. Go and watch Succession and Game of Thrones as well. I don't know why I'm recommending Game of Thrones. I've never seen it. And apparently the ending's crap. So that's not making me want to invest my time. Speaking of crap endings, that is what Hannah has written about for her column and Mir Andrava as well.

55:30and it is an absolutely brilliant column as always. When complicated things happen or things that evoke complicated feelings, there is nothing better than reading a work of Hannah Wilkes that perfectly sums up all the weird and knotty things you're experiencing that you can't quite find words for because Hannah will find them for you and that's a tremendous skill and we're very lucky to have it as part of our tennis podcast offering. So do check out Hannah's latest column. Let's hear now from Pamela Howard-Schreiber. It was such a joy to spend time with Pam at the French Open. She made that first week so much more palatable when we were all struggling with the heat and how soporific and draining it all was.

56:25There is nothing like an encounter with Pam Schreiber. to give you a bit of pep in your step. And Pam had a lot of interesting takes. It was her first time doing this tournament in this mindset role that she's been in with Yonex. As she was telling us about when we went for a wonderful dinner with her to have chocolate mousse a few days before the tournament, this was the first time she'd ever watched qualifying at a Grand Slam. The incredible Shriver flex of never having played qualifying at a Grand Slam. So I love that for her and I love how much she fell in love with the experience of watching qualifying.

57:03So let's hear from Pam and what she is taking away from her 2026 French Open experience. I'm going to follow up on a part of the voice note that I recorded on my observations from Rome that centered around the field of play in the modern game on European clay is not big enough. the way the game is played much more from very deep in the court with the use of spins and the way many men, especially on the ATP tour, choose to return serve from way back, that playing on courts that were designed decades and decades ago is just not safe anymore. It's not safe for the players. At Roland Garros, they don't have electronic line calling, so you also have linesmen at the back of the court.

57:58I watched so many matches where linesmen actually have to bob and weave to get out of the way of the take back of players when they get pushed way back. And then there's the whole situation with the tarps that are in the field of play as a hazard and also the Lacoste signage that's placed on the court. And I saw firsthand, I was actually watching a women's doubles match. It was a player I'd been helping in the Yonex program. Diana Yastrzemska was playing a match against Tatiana Maria and Zeynep Samnez. And there was a lob over Samnez's head. She chased back. She's looking at the ball. She's not realizing, you know, where she is and that she's about to plow into, in rapid succession, the tarp and the Lacoste sign and then just went heavy into the wall in such a way.

59:09And it was down the end where I was of the same end where I was in the coaching box. And it was alarming how hard she hit and the noise and the cries and that, you know, the first thing I heard her say is I can see my bone. As it turns out, there was no structural damage, but there was a, she needed stitches in her knee. I see she's in actually playing this week. So I'm grateful that the injury wasn't serious, but she couldn't continue. It was an instant retirement. And then Bolter that I think it was the night before Bolter had fallen over a Lacoste sign and Alexander Blocks had been injured after he won his first round.

59:48I think while he was warming up, he got injured. I mean, come on. What is happening? This is dangerous for players and linesmen and maybe even some ball kids in the corners. So, yeah, I think there needs to be some change in this. So I know it's not exciting to be talking about field of play not being big enough. Obviously, the matches at Roland Garros were unbelievable. There was plenty of opportunity to see how the modern game, again, especially on the men's side, is played from so far back. So anyway, I want to see more prize money go to the players, and I want to see a safer field of play for players.

1:00:39and I suspect David that one of those changes and improvements for the players will be a lot easier to achieve than the other I mean the in terms of the field of play and removing those hazards that's got to be such low-hanging fruit for the tournament right in terms of in terms of eliminating an obvious problem? Yeah, I mean, the truth is those little boxes, they serve no purpose other than advertising and they should be removed. You should be able to find another way to display that logo and fulfil your sponsorship rights without players having to risk falling over, right? And they did already move them.

1:01:29after some of these players fell. They moved them literally to the back of the court rather than in front of the tarp, on the outside court. Yes, they did. But I just don't put them on the court. Put an extra thing on the backdrop if you need to. The tarps are a problem because you've got to put the tarps somewhere. But I still think there must be a solution to that. You must be able to put them on the side of the court or behind the... I don't know. You must be able to figure something out. It really matters. We've had proper injuries as a direct result of them several times. So what are you doing?

1:02:06Clearly there's a problem. You've got to sort it out. And I also think that really we're concentrating our assessment of the use of technology based on the traditions of Roland Garros and having human beings on the court and being able to circle marks and all this sort of stuff. and the French Open saying, yeah, well, the technology is not 100%, is it? Yeah, but the technology is also not a hazard for the players who are trying to get around the back of the court and falling over the linesmen and the lineswomen. You know, as Pam said, the game, we talk about game changing, people are using more of that blooming court.

1:02:51You know, there's so many of them now wanting more room at the back to return the ball, lines people are in the way. Yeah, I do find it quite jarring seeing line judges on a court now. It just looks messy to me and just feels anachronistic. And just on the tarps, I mean, grass courts have covers, don't they? I've never seen this be an issue at Queen's or Wimbledon or any grass court event that, you know, it's all been designed in such a way that, well, The tops, the covers aren't in a position on the court that's potentially hazardous. So like it is possible. Do you think it's inevitable that Roland Garros will get or adopt electronic line calling sooner or later?

1:03:42And they're just kind of holding out because they're the French Open and they sort of want to make a point of doing things in their own sweet way and in their own sweet time. I would have thought eventually they will change because I think at some point the players will really, really push for it. It might take a regime change or something like that. Somebody else to come in and just say, what are we doing, guys? Okay, I'm in charge now. We're not doing this anymore. Something like that. I mean, they eventually did equal prize money, didn't they? you know um but they certainly not going to change soon i don't get the sense i mean they i was at the press conference with amelie maresmo and gil moriton the other day they're perfectly happy with themselves everything's perfect and look i did i did give them in the one question i asked i did decide i wanted to Rather than always having to sort of talk about the problems that I see, I wanted to voice my praise for what they've done with qualifying week, which I just think is an incredible success and just a wonderfully, I think it's set the standard really of how to run qualifying at Grand Slams.

1:05:06It's better than all the others. um i mentioned something that one of our listeners had mentioned about the upgrade seats of being able to fill seats in the in the first few rows you know and then i got on to the night session um you know and i i kind of amelie tried to say well i thought you weren't going to talk about the night session you know tried to slightly mock me in front of the room um and i I said, look, I'm not going to go over all the old ground, but I'd just like to know from you whether given you identified Osaka and Sabalenka as this big match and it was an amazing occasion and you do put on a great show at night in your night sessions and it feels different, it feels elevated.

1:05:53Do you not agree and accept that it is a negative for the women's game that they haven't had in any of them for three and a half years? and she wouldn't accept that at all. She made the argument that there are bigger viewing figures in the day session, so what's the deal? It did make me think afterwards, oh, I wish I'd said, well, why did you put Osaka and Sabalenka at night then, if you wanted to have a bigger viewing figures? But I didn't think quickly enough on my feet. But, yeah, they are so stubborn at the French Open. and they're so into their own success. And they are successful in many, many ways.

1:06:36And look, you know I'm in love with the tournament. But I wish they would be a little more accepting. You can say you got some stuff wrong. It's all right. Sometimes you can. Or at least go out of your way to bloody well put it right, you know, even if you can't voice it. David took the Amelie Maresmo 11am on men's finals day press conference hit for the team so that Matt and I could sleep Matt said I needed to be unconscious for as long as possible today when he emerged from his bedroom at about 12.30 I was the only English speaking journalist in the room We thank you for your service, David.

1:07:28That is real journalism.

1:07:33Any further thoughts on the 2026 French Open before we turn to the one and only Mary Carrillo? I think mostly just that it has been good to stop and reflect on it, because I think the French Open is always the one where that's hardest to do. I think particularly this year more than ever, I mean, in my circumstances, because I'm going to Chicago, but also because we've literally had Serena Williams on court today. And that has been, you know, this massive, massive event. But I do think like, I don't know. I don't know what your relationships are with TV series that have bad endings or films that have bad endings.

1:08:20But I try and not let that dictate everything. Like I do go back and watch episodes of Game of Thrones. I do. And I will go back and watch matches from this year's French Open and relive moments from this year's French Open. It was one of the craziest, most memorable, most action-packed Grand Slam events, certainly that I've covered and that I can remember, quite frankly, as well. And it was this mix of exciting stuff and sad stuff and stuff that you don't even know how to think about. And it was so much. And I feel like it's important to not let the end, you know, totally dictate how you feel.

1:09:03And I do feel like this this pod has been has been quite helpful in that respect. And also Vicky's happy hour. I would shout that out as something that reminded me of all the fun along along the way, which I listened to earlier today. Yeah, check that out if you haven't already. Well, Matt, the final series of the US Office was absolute bollocks. And I still go back and watch loads of the earlier series. And you talk very funnily of it. Yeah, it's brilliant. Yeah. You know, everything jumps the shark eventually. Yeah. Yeah, the final series of all the good shows. They always try to ring out a little bit too much, don't they?

1:09:43Unless they have the restraint to do a Jesse Armstrong. and obviously the succession ending was the best thing that's ever been on TV, but everyone can do that. The French Open didn't have that restraint. The ending was crap. Should we have ended on Briggs? Should Briggs have supplanted Mary Carrillo at the end of the show? Simon, I love you. You were brilliant. Here's Mary. Yeah, this ending, not crap. Here it is, folks. The one and only Mary Carrillo. Get well soon, Mary. Straight up, I did not see much of the 2026 French Open. In my defense, I was busy. My magnificent new grandson and his two big sisters occupy as much of my time as my daughter will allow.

1:10:33But complicating my tennis viewership even more is an injury I sustained a few weeks ago that required my fifth knee operation. And the day had been so promising. I was walking my two buffoonish doodles, Zuzu the Wonder Dog and the Ranger, when we came upon their mortal enemies, Callie and Kai, who happened to be two sweet, well-mannered golden retrievers, a dog owner's dream. But my two idiots deeply resent their golden reputations. And every time we're on the same fucking street, I have to dust down an alley with mine so there's no eye contact. On this gentle morning, I was not quick enough to do that.

1:11:14And the four dogs went at each other. A melee ensued. And I have to tell you that my next-door neighbor, Julie, the other dog owner, did not knock herself out trying to stop the madness. I did. I ended up with three of the four leashes wrapped around my legs. And as I was attempting to disentangle myself, Ranger, the dopiest dog I've ever had, and that's saying something, took one last lunge and wrenched my goddamn knee, which made a sound that no knee owner wants to hear. Anyway, the surgery went well. It was the first non-tennis surgery I've ever needed. For my first one at Long Island Jewish Hospital in New York, Kay McEnroe, John and Patrick's mom, was the operating nurse.

1:12:00This latest doctor really cleaned out my knee. You know in the movie Jaws, when they catch a shark and they cut it open and a rubber boot and a license plate and other shit comes out? That's what came out of my knee. Anyway, the French. Ah yes, the French. I watched some of it. Not much. But only when I thought the matches would be interesting. And then those matches went so long that I had to leave and come back to them. My ice bags kept melting. It was worth it to watch Djokovic and Fonseca. Boy, I love that match. But generally speaking, I couldn't get into the rhythm of the French, you know, the build of it.

1:12:40From what I saw, the emotions of the athletes seemed to dictate so many of the matches. Sabalenkas and Schwantek, Sinners and Zverevs and all the rest. I don't know. Everyone listening to this watch a lot more tennis than I did. So maybe that's a sweeping generalization. But Paris felt full of head cramps and body cramps. It felt cramped. But a lot of the players sure had good dogs. What a concept. Good dogs. They're good for your mental health. Dogs that help you feel more centered, more stable, more balanced. Dogs that are not my dogs. The player's dog should hold the man raises. And I've got to up my dog game.

1:13:26Because maybe it's me.

1:13:31Thank you.

From the publisher

One of the most unpredictable Grand Slam tournaments we can ever remember, reviewed with the help of Mary Carillo, Pam Shriver, Charlie Eccleshare, Hannah Wilks, Matt Futterman and Simon Briggs.

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