BONUS - Tennis Reform!

22 Apr 2026 · 1 h 35 min · 29 chapters

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In short

Tennis reform proposals debated by the hosts and guest editor Diana, focused on changing tournament structure and match-day rules.

Guests (hosts/participants mentioned)

Diana (guest editor; provided a “manifesto” with five non-negotiable changes). David (host; former pro/tennis insider, discusses appearance fees and historical “guarantees”). Matt (host; argues for removing byes and supports player-controlled towel logistics). Additional recurring chat participants referenced: Pam (argues about lets; also jokes about towel ideas), Pat (claims to be Pam’s “mum” in chat), Cara (on “the barge” commentary), and others.

Key claims and votes

  1. No byes ever: top seeds should not skip first rounds; scheduling should replace protection. Example: Madrid/ATP seeds all receiving byes; debate includes “performance byes” for travel/back-to-back events.
  2. No appearance fees: voted down, but transparency is supported; appearance fees seen as a “necessary evil” to prevent exhibitions/alternative tours.
  3. Do away with lets: majority votes to remove; David resists due to “luck” and preventing rallies from starting.
  4. Towel off at the change (players, not ball kids): majority supports player self-toweling; hygiene concerns and ball-kid interactions discussed.
  5. Limit wild cards: reduce numbers, remove reciprocal wild cards; tournaments get discretion with minimum criteria (local players, retirements, former champions). Debate includes integrity vs entertainment.

Notable examples

Goran Ivanišević appearance-fee story; Wimbledon/US Open scheduling discussions; examples of late matches and stadium crowding.

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Chapters

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Tennis Reform Discussion Begins

0:45 to 2:34

Hosts set the stage for a debate on tennis reform, highlighting the importance of the topic.

“There's been a lot of debate about this topic.”

Diana's Manifesto Introduction

2:34 to 5:26

Introduction to Diana's manifesto outlining five non-negotiable changes for tennis.

“is certainly what it feels like anyway Every single seed, and there are 32 of them, get to buy.”

Proposal 1: No Byes

5:26 to 8:04

Discussion on the proposal to eliminate byes for top seeds in tournaments.

“Yeah, I'm a bit sick, frankly, of the protection of top players.”

Proposal 2: No Appearance Fees

8:04 to 9:13

Debate on the necessity and implications of appearance fees in tennis.

“But I think if we're trying to make tennis better, we should just work out the scheduling in a better way so that not even those are needed.”

Personal Anecdotes and Experiences

9:13 to 14:00

Hosts share personal stories and experiences related to tennis and appearance fees.

Discussion on Appearance Fees

14:00 to 17:49

The hosts debate the implications and necessity of appearance fees in tennis.

“I can't remember whether it was Prague or Ostrava.”

Proposal: Eliminate Let Serves

17:50 to 19:05

The hosts discuss the idea of eliminating let serves and share their opinions.

“If you can play net ball, then you can play a let.”

Impact of Ball Kids Handling Towels

19:06 to 28:00

The conversation shifts to the roles of ball kids and whether players should handle their own towels.

“with serves just catching the net and dropping and someone having to run and try and get it.”

Rethinking Towel Delivery in Tennis

28:00 to 30:50

Explore alternative solutions for towel delivery in tennis to enhance efficiency and player comfort.

“It's not something I feel particularly strongly about.”

Debating Wild Card Regulations

30:50 to 33:58

Discussion on the limitations and criteria for wild cards in tennis tournaments.

“Pam says, wear a small towel on your bum.”
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Evaluating the Impact of Wild Cards

33:58 to 37:46

Analysing the broader implications of wild card entries on the integrity of the sport.

“I think I would like to get rid of wild cards altogether.”

Proposing Midnight Curfews for Tennis Matches

37:46 to 42:01

Advocating for a restructuring of tennis match scheduling to avoid late-night play.

“So I think, Diana, that is four of your five passed and I think we all know spiritually how we feel about the one that wasn't.”

Debating Night Sessions in Tennis

42:01 to 46:31

Explore the pros and cons of tennis night sessions and their impact on players and fans.

Revenue and Attendance Considerations

46:31 to 51:21

Discuss the financial implications and audience attendance related to night sessions.

“that, I mean, it's just not going to happen.”

Proposals for Finals Scheduling

51:21 to 56:00

Propose alternating men's and women's finals in major tournaments to promote equality.

“It's the easiest win I can possibly think of.”

Discussion on Tournament Structure Reform

56:00 to 58:59

The hosts debate potential changes to the tournament structure in tennis, highlighting ideas from players like Coco Gauff.

“People pointing out that Cincinnati last year was the other way around.”

Controversy Over Knock-Up Practices

59:00 to 1:00:55

The hosts express differing opinions on the necessity and impact of knock-ups before matches.

“The thing is, how far away is the bloody practice court?”

Diana's Proposal for Tennis Reform

1:00:56 to 1:05:48

The hosts discuss a detailed proposal for reforming tennis, including a combined tour and changes to match formats.

“He did the thing of trying to hit winners in the warm-up and Hodder just saved them for the match.”

Concerns About Tennis Tour Structure

1:05:49 to 1:10:00

Hosts voice their concerns regarding the number of tiers in the tennis tour and the implications for player rankings.

“and we're just going to throw this out on the table and bat it around.”

Debating Challenger Tour Reforms

1:10:00 to 1:14:07

Discussion on the potential restructuring of the challenger tour and the concept of promotion and relegation in tennis.

“I feel like the issue is like, you know, for every Federico Correa, there's a Valentin Vachero, right?”

Challenges of Tour Unification

1:14:07 to 1:16:48

Exploring the complexities and financial implications of unifying the men's and women's tennis tours.

“They've been trying to, they've merged their marketing departments, I think.”

World Cup Proposal in Tennis

1:16:48 to 1:20:40

An analysis of the idea of a World Cup event in tennis and its potential impact on the sport.

“He doesn't believe in what it actually looks like to achieve that unity.”

Future of Tennis: Change and Progress

1:20:40 to 1:24:00

A reflective conversation on the potential for meaningful change in tennis and the slow progression of reforms.

“And it feels right because this is what we keep coming back to, right?”

The Need for Tennis Reform

1:24:00 to 1:25:02

Exploration of the slow progress in tennis and the need for reform leaders.

“It's just that they've happened relatively gradually, but they amount to something.”

Fan-Centric Leadership in Sports

1:25:02 to 1:26:06

Discussion on the importance of focusing on fan desires over sponsors in sports leadership.

“But yeah, unfortunately, you don't have a commissioner of the sport.”

Female Empowerment in Tennis

1:26:06 to 1:27:32

Frustrations regarding the lack of activism among top female tennis players.

“why people need someone to kick up a stink about this.”

Historical Context of Women's Tennis

1:27:32 to 1:29:47

Analyzing how figures like Billie Jean King could inspire change in today's tennis.

“Why are we playing best of three while the men are playing best of five?”

Lessons from the Pandemic

1:29:47 to 1:31:13

Reflections on how the pandemic revealed that changes in tennis can happen quickly if desired.

“Like that was what made them want to do that.”

Optimism Amidst Challenges

1:31:13 to 1:32:25

Concluding thoughts on the future of tennis reform and the optimism required to see change.

“So yeah, and it makes me sort of when you hear mealy-mouthed bollocks about holistic approaches and oh, we'll think about that, you know, we'll speak to it.”
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Transcript

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0:10Hello, friends, and welcome to the tennis podcast, our friends show guest edited by lovely, wonderful Diana tonight on the theme of tennis reform. I know that sounds boring. I feel like we could have come up with a sexier name for it, but it is going to be a sexy show. I promise. We have so much good stuff to get into tonight. Diana has done just an absolutely tremendous job guest editing this show with a lot of help from a whole lot of input on the barge. There's been a lot of debate about this topic. Debate is already going in the live chat. if you're with us live tonight on youtube i do encourage you to get into the chat that is where the fun stuff is happening matt is here despite an elsa giacomo match being on live very good of you to join us matt and miss that yeah i'm maybe not quite as into elsa giacomo as i as i said i would be during the australian open i i definitely haven't followed through on that uh enthusiasm during Melbourne.

1:21I did just watch Thomas Mahatch win. I can't quite quit him. You know? I still see him on the order of play. You can quit him from the fantasy team. Yeah, but I still go out of my way to put him on the telly when he's on. Nice win. Nice win. Come on, Sanya? Yeah. Yeah. Lovely stuff. David. David lured me into putting Rafael Khoda on the screen. He's losing to Jesper de Jong, which is it's not it's not what Madrid had in mind for Rafael Hodar is it at this tournament no Rafael Hodar I think discovering what it's like trying to play back-to-back tournaments when you've gone quite far and when you've maybe hurt your leg or maybe I'm doing a Jesper de Young a disservice because every now and again he plays like an absolute world beater doesn't he so one assumes he is at the moment Maybe Raphael Godard would have enjoyed a performance buy just to give you a little teaser of one of the things we might be talking about over the course of this show I think buys are going to come up a lot they're certainly coming up a lot in Madrid I think it's going to be about Monday next week before we see a seeded player is certainly what it feels like anyway Every single seed, and there are 32 of them, get to buy.

2:41There are absolutely nobodies with buys in the first round. What is the point? What's the point? Anyway. You don't need us, do you? Just leave you to it. No. Do you know who I do need, though? Diana. Diana has provided the most extraordinary framework, manifesto, document for tonight's show. We're going to try and be as punchy as possible because there is so much meat on this bone. And apologies in advance, Diana, that we're not going to be able to touch upon every single granular detail that you have laid out as your vision for what the structure of the sport might look like. But we're going to try and get into as much of it as possible.

3:30And honestly, we're always having Q &A shows. We're always having shows like this, like any leftovers will be useful, you know, turkey soup for future shows. Christmas dinner, turkey soup. You see what I've done there? Yeah. Thanksgiving dinner. You get my idea. Yeah. So using Diana's manifesto as a framework, what she's done is she has written five non-negotiable changes for the sport that she would like to see. She has called them. She has headed this section of her document. Items not up for discussion or negotiation. Diana, I like your style. You might not like this, though, because what we are going to do is discuss and debate your proposals.

4:22We're going to vote on whether we pass them through, and then we're each going to submit one non-negotiable, hard change to the sport, and then we'll have a vote on that to see if that passes. I think Diana is with us live tonight. People in the chat are certainly saying hi to Diana. Diana is said also, hi gang. And she is coming hot with no buys. Appreciate that, Diana. And that is point number one on Diana's non-negotiable manifesto. Very simply, very clearly, no buys ever. As Cara on the barge says, tennis needs to stop giving buys to the top seeds. That could be the place of a lower ranked player, lucky loser, or next highest ranked to fill that position.

5:11It's an opportunity for those outside of a privileged ranking position to play in these bigger events, get more much needed prize money and bring extra team members along. David, agree or disagree? Hard agree. No buys ever. Yeah, I'm a bit sick, frankly, of the protection of top players. I mean, I'm a bit sick of seedings. You know, I kind of want to have one of these drawers where they're just like, let's just have a free-for-all. But I understand it, but you don't need buys. It's boring. Just get rid of them and then it'll be far more fun.

6:01Hard to find any notes with that, quite frankly. I mean, if we were the only buys that I can sort of find room for in my heart are performance buys. But I don't feel particularly strongly about them. I kind of think, yeah, like there's an argument for them, but and there would be the odd scenario where it would feel tough on a player. But it would just form part of scheduling, wouldn't it? What are performance buys? performance buys would be for example um well actually wouldn't wouldn't apply here because you get so long technically Madrid started yesterday but actually Art of Feast reaching the final in Barcelona has absolutely no bearing on on Madrid because he's he's got a week to put his feet up before any of it actually gets going but let's say uh give give me an example of back to back tournaments i don't know basel and vienna no they're the same week paris paris and vienna for example you've got like one paris if you want you've got like doha dubai on the wta tour yeah there you go yeah if you won if you won doha you'd get a round one bye in dubai just to sort of allow for travel, sort of the logistics, really, of getting from one to the other.

7:32I get really wound up by Zverev turning up in Halle and playing one match on Thursday and he's in the quarterfinals. Yeah, I mean, you see also Stuttgart. Yeah. Yeah. My dad and Hannah are having a little debate in the chat. It's all happening in there. Matt, where do you stand on buys? I completely agree. Get rid of them. The only ones that make some sort of sense to me are those performance buys. But I think if we're trying to make tennis better, we should just work out the scheduling in a better way so that not even those are needed. Yeah, I would get rid of them in a heartbeat. Diana it's passed buys are gone next point number two and this Diana says is inspired by Cathy no appearance fees ever if you have to shell out to get top players there maybe you don't deserve a spot on the tour Diana is my queen and a lot of people on the barge mentioned the need for greater transparency when it comes to things like appearance fees which on the transparency front I would wave through a hundred percent I think a lot of the problem with appearance fees is how murky and seedy and and um secretive it all feels um and certainly in principle I am uncomfortable with appearance fees however i do think they're a necessary evil because without them we would just end up with exhibitions that would um take the top players and it would diminish diminish tour events so much um so yeah in an ideal world you wouldn't have them because you wouldn't need them but i do think they're a necessary mechanism to prevent a greater evil is where is where I come down on them unfortunately um so I don't I don't want to vote against this but I I feel practicality demands that I that I do if you see what I mean Matt where do you stand yeah I had the same notes I I thought that getting rid of them might be a little naive to the realities of of how important money is and um i i also had the word mechanism written down as a way of trying to avoid either alternative tours if you go back in the history of tennis or exhibitions much more likely popping up and taking away so they might be a sort of necessary evil i suppose in all this uh but but i would i would support greater transparency that'd be quite fun to know what uh absolutely sometimes and that's that's fun um yeah i used to love knowing you know in the champions tour days david we all knew what each of them were getting paid and how different it was from from one player

10:56you know you'd have one one john mackenroe and then a lot of michael pern forces how many michael pern forces could you get for a john mackenray and everybody everybody would say why why why doesn't agassi play on the champions tour you know why doesn't sample like nobody could afford them no i mean they would not have played for the mackinroe money um that was basically where we were where we were up to at the end um but i mean you know it's quite interesting reading the hard courts book by john feinstein which really does concentrate a lot this is a 1990 book um and there's a lot of in there about guarantees as they were called at that time um and exhibitions as well you know and and it was i mean it was it was becoming because of the atp tour starting then it was becoming more um organized so you and one of the goals was to to reduce the need for those two things but you know lendal lendal and edberg and becker they were so used to guarantees they weren't having it you know there were so many things they just weren't gonna to pass through because these these guarantees were worth so much to them um and yeah i mean and before that if you went back years earlier yeah it was an it was absolutely exhibition central that that's what it was like i mean you know when i came on the tour in 98 i was from my first um first or second year there was a men's tournament in ostrava and I was there and first round You've been to Estrava?

12:43Yeah, I've been to Estrava, yeah. Andre Agassi won the tournament in Estrava in Did we know this, Matt? Did you know this? Sorry, we should be saying Estrava Well, I think David went before it had its exclamation marks, right? I did. Back in my day they didn't need them Yeah, relatively new thing It was a walking exclamation mark because and i guess he was there and and i got to know him you know that was where i got to know him because i was the only other sort of person he had to talk to because he didn't have a coach he he didn't have anybody with him he was going through his breakup with brooke shields um suddenly it's a different show and yeah um and he won the tournament i'll never forget he won the tournament he was he was so pumped it was part of his comeback you know and then next year he won the french open and the us open and he reached the one with the final and he met stephi graf and it all happened anyway um not when he was with me to estrava with david law yeah he did we had a good time um but anyway in the first round of that event goryn of inizovich lost in the first round right and the tournament director told the press afterwards i mean it was a heavy defeat, like straightforward defeat.

14:01I can't remember whether it was Prague or Ostrava. It was one of those two. I went to both of them. But anyway, he loses first round and they say that he was getting a £60 ,000 appearance fee for this match that had lasted about 58 minutes or something. And the tournament director said not paying that. Not paying that for what he's just done. And Goran And Goran, I think Goran had gone straight to the car when I tried to get him to come to the press conference. And I said, come on, Goran, you've got to come and talk to me. And he just refused. And he just went off in a car. This is the bloke I get on the best with on the tour.

14:42Anyway, somebody did catch up with him eventually. And they said, the tournament director says he's not paying you. What do you got to say to that? And he goes, he has to pay. And did he? I mean, I assume so. I mean, they had a contract. He didn't get done for lack of effort or anything in the match. Although, I'm not saying he tanked, but he was terrible. I don't think he was a tanker. I'll ask him. Let's find out. See if he remembers it. So, all of which is to say... What was my point? I can't remember what my point was. I don't know. I'm enjoying your lack of points very much. yeah but i think i think my point generally is i feel like if they did a good enough job with a premium tour as was being mooted and if they if they did a good enough job i think that they could make it so that you didn't need to you didn't need to play so many smaller events to just furnish your pockets you know i think i what i don't like is the way they've elongated these big tournaments and they're trying to and it's they've like it's everything and so they're now missing these tournaments because they're too long and relatively speaking they can make more money elsewhere i just feel like if the tour was good enough and sensibly organized enough and paid enough you wouldn't need to do all this other stuff i mean that would be better that's what i'd prefer but um i also think i'm living in cloud cookie land if i think that's going to ever happen yeah there's that's a good point i think there's you know we'll come on to all of this like if everything was just structured better i think the mechanism that is appearance fees would be less significant and it you know i don't think it would disappear altogether together um but at the moment it feels like just feel like everybody fans have the feeling that there's just something big going on there that that we we don't we don't know about um and that's not it's just not a very satisfactory feeling for for anybody but in short as much as we support the sentiment we are voting down getting rid of appearance fees is that is that where we are it's a regrettable no pam seems to think that we need to have them so now i'm yeah pam's in the chat threatening to go and work out so everyone in the chat keep pam there peer pressure pam to stay please dad chat to pam she's big with dads um okay so it's a no it's a no to point two but Diana, we're going to try and sort of incorporate the sentiment of point two later in the show.

17:46Happy with that? Yeah. Great. Point three. We're back on track here, Diana. Do away with let serves. If you can play net ball, then you can play a let. And Chris Chew on the barge says, add in a let line similar to pickleball. Don't have to play a dribble on a serve. of Bull has to at least make it to a certain point. Does this create more debate? I don't support, and not just because Pickleball's been mentioned, I don't support the line thing. I think what could be more fun or dramatic than an accidental serve drop shot? Yeah, get rid of them. Done. I'm all in, Diana. Matt, what about you?

18:36it's one of those things that like i really i really don't care you know like if if you told me that we would keep let's forever i'm really i'm really not that bothered i think it's quite a sort of you know it's one of those quirks that sport that sports have and to me it's absolutely fine but equally if you told me that you'd get rid of them i don't think i would miss them like I think there would be some interesting drama, as you said, with serves just catching the net and dropping and someone having to run and try and get it. That's quite fun. So I'm happy to go along with the majority here because I find it baffling that people get so worked up about let's.

19:28Are you talking about me? Potentially. Go on, Matt. I think it works I just think they're silly I think it makes the sport look silly I agree like the impact is not you know in terms like in the FAF spectrum they're occupying you know they are 0.5 percent if we're measuring FAF in terms of like time of our lives being wasted by stupid things in tennis it's it's a fractional problem but I just think it looks really silly I do I do need to interrupt this important debate to ask you, Matt, whether, stand by, stand by, just need to get the handle up, patroberts-f8i is your mum. I mean, it could well be.

20:14I don't know about those numbers and dashes. Pat Roberts is big on lets needing to go. Oh, really? Pat Roberts is worked up. I'll have a word with her later. If there's a jibe at me, then it's a jibe at someone that may or may not be your mum in the chat. I think that does ring a bell, actually, that my mum gets annoyed by Let's. Okay. Yeah. David, where do you stand on this? David's mum is also watching. Yeah, but not in the chat. Where does your mum stand on Let's, David? It was hard enough getting the telly to work. Sorry, mum. But, yeah, I don't know. I don't think she particularly cares but I care and I am not getting rid of them

21:06why David? because that means we're not casting ropes I know this is terrible I don't want a big final on match point to be decided by a let's serve which doesn't even enable a rally But it could be decided by a net cord in a rally. Sure. Why is it different? But to not even be allowed because of luck to get your racket on the ball in the first instance bothers me. Life is luck. Sport is luck. It's all luck. Sure. Do you like Chris's pickleball line idea? Let's not call it pickleball line. Let's just call it line. Yeah, that proposal's got a branding issue, Chris. Does that not feel like a compromise to you, David?

21:59Like to eliminate the... What you're talking about not wanting. Pam says terrible reason, David. Sports has luck everywhere. What have you got to say to Pam? But it doesn't have it after the first shot of a rally. Okay, Pam. So you're in the biggest fight of your life, right? And you've been fighting away for three and a half hours and you're returning serve and you're in this game and you're waiting to receive it and it's a crap serve, but it hits the top of the net and dribbles over and you don't even get a chance to get in a rally. That is a bit of a bummer, isn't it? And I don't think it should be allowed.

22:40But that's happening all over the shop and we're not legislating to prevent it. But at least you have a chance to get a racket on the ball. Christine Truman getting injured in the Wimbledon final. Well, listen, I've been asked for my view and I've given it. Simple as that. If only... Matt? So I've got the casting vote. Is that what you're saying? You've got the casting vote. All I say is you know how your... Well, you know how Pam feels and we know how someone who may or may not be your mum feels. But you also know how David feels. I think I'm going to go against Pam and against my mum and I think I'm going to keep them.

23:21They just, I think it's a quirk of tennis. And they really don't bother me. I'm so annoyed. There we go. You are both Luddites. Diana. Diana, I tried. And Pat says, I am his mum. Could I get rid of these two and have Pat and Pat? And Hannah says, let's just aren't a big deal. Yes, I agree with you, Hannah. But then it's not a big deal to get rid of them, is it?

24:00No, it's not. But equally, to me, it's not a big deal to keep them. Well, take that up with your mum. Okay, let's move on quickly before I have a big, well, big erstrop. Point number four. Yeah, Pam says move on to the next. That's someone with three children, isn't it? Next point, Diana. Towel off at the change or run to your towel box. If you are sweating so badly, you need to towel off before every point. It is too fucking hot to play. Ball people should not be handling your nastiness. And the barge is very much with Diana on this. Matt.

24:50yeah i mean instinctively i was uh thinking that i absolutely agree with this you know i think i think that the players should be in charge of going to the tower themselves and and ball kids should absolutely not have to have to deal with it i think that is my i think that is my opinion on it um i was i was interesting that uh i heard recently uh blair henley talking about this and I think she might have been a ball kid perhaps. And she was saying that one of her favorite things was as a ball kid getting to give the towel to players. It was like a cool interaction. Like you were really you were closer to them than when you give them the ball.

25:32And it's kind of it's kind of a thrill for a ball kid to kind of get to do that. The ball kids, they're not thinking about germs and any of that kind of stuff. And I was actually talking with Teach Trez, who was a ball kid at Wimbledon. And I asked him the same thing. and he was like yeah well it was a little bit of a thrill um because you're close to them and you get like a cool photo taken by a photographer and you're in it and so i think there is something in that in terms of it being quite nice for the ball kids um but i do think i do think my i am in favor of players doing it themselves i think there's that there's then like this again there's a point trez made there's no danger then of like players blaming ball kids for being slow with the towel that was sometimes quite an uncomfortable look that would just gave them another reason to be nasty to them and the whole like horrible germ things um trez said my mom and i were once watching my sister holly ball girl at queen's on the tv and yanko tips arabic blew his nose into the towel and then gave it to my sister my mom started shouting at the tv don't touch it holly Like it is kind of gross when players are like mopping their face, blowing their nose, shucking it at a ball kid.

26:46I think tennis is better off that we've like without that happening. So I would vote here in favour of Diana's proposal. But I did want to give that perspective of like the ball kids kind of like it. Yeah. David? i've actually gone back and forth on this one a couple of times since the change came in since since the boxes were introduced which i thought was a really good addition i think i think the pandemic unearthed something that was really a good idea you know as a solution to have the boxes at the back and all baskets on the side or whatever they were um and i and i did think at the time you know particularly that brought into focus that the hygiene and also the the point you made matt we've seen a we've seen a number of unpleasant moments really with players and ball kids i i have since heard a lot of the ball kids were a bit gutted when they when they weren't able to have that interaction anymore i don't think that is a reason alone to change it but what i do think is the reason that i'm actually going to vote against this being eradicated completely is because i think there's a workaround i think i can't remember which tournament it was that had the ball kids delivering the the towels in a bat in a little handheld basket um as as an option and i can't exactly remember how that worked whether they had something like at one of those long pincers that pick up the racket and so they don't have to do it with their hands and have it in a little basket and bring it over but A, you still get that interaction and B, you just you know, Catherine, this is another way to get rid of faff and save a bit of time and be a bit more efficient I kind of feel like there is a there's a compromise here and you can have a work around Yeah, this is one that I find it hard to get worked up about.

28:56It's not something I feel particularly strongly about. I don't really understand why it's not possible just to have a towel box right at the back of the court, so really easily accessible for the players. And provided you do it within the strictly regulated time allowed between serves, you do you. You do what you like. Like as a sweaty person, I don't want to deny players the right to tell themselves off if they need to. Sure, I think there's some players that sort of do it as a habit or a crutch. But generally speaking, I think they're doing it because they're really sweaty and that's not a great feeling.

29:38And if you're not holding up the game, provided you're within the time allowed, fine. I mean, I'm obviously completely opposed to towel behaviour causing any kind of additional faff. But I don't quite understand why ball kids still have to be involved. Just have the ball... At the moment, the issue is that we have towel boxes, but they're too far away to reasonably expect players to get to the box and back within the 20 or 25 seconds. Just have them a bit closer. Boom, done.

30:18And so I don't quite know if that's, I think that is voting through Diana's change. I mean, I feel a bit more sympathetic to players needing toweling off, but I just feel like it's very easy to solve sort of the ball kid element of it all. And I don't quite understand why tennis hasn't done that. I'm sure the answer is like optics or TV or something like that. But I think in short, I think I'm going to vote for this. Pam says, wear a small towel on your bum. Oh, like the NFL quarterbacks do. Yeah, quite like that.

31:04Well done, Pam. You up for that, Diana? Pam's had a couple of fake exits from the chat already and she's back she can't leave I quite like Pam's quite like Pam's idea but then the towels would fall out and we'd be replaying points there'd be a different kind of towel okay I'm voting for this

31:35David you're voting against against getting rid of it yeah and Matt you're voting 92 % aren't going to be very happy with me I'm for this one for this one okay it's going through Diana next ones well next one in fact final of the five proposals non-negotiables from Diana Wild cards are more limited, no reciprocal agreements, maximum eight at slams and four at masters and two everywhere else. Minimum criteria. She proposes local sensation consideration, player retirement, former champions. Tournaments have the ultimate discretion as they will be more aware of local market wants.

32:30David I'm going to come to you first show your hand on this yeah I agree with this I think this is a good shout because it's not completely getting rid of them because I don't want to completely get rid of them personally but I do want them limited I definitely don't like the reciprocals at all so I think this is good

32:57matt yeah i'm with david a big firm yes to no reciprocal they're the ones that annoy me the most um i think i would potentially reduce the numbers even a little bit more than that i think eight at slams feels still feels quite a lot to me i would i would probably go down on that and then I don't know the wording around the sort of criteria of who's in it is is tricky right but yes I agree with the general sentiment that tournaments should have some sort of discretion about you know giving a young local local player a chance versus knowing that Stan Wawrinko is definitely going to be someone who people are going to want to see in his final year on tour I think wild cards have a good place in the sport for that reason.

33:49But yes, I'm broadly in favour of the big picture here, which is cutting down the number and getting rid of the reciprocals. I'd be pretty happy with that. Yeah. Yeah, I would be... I'm OK with this. I think I would like to get rid of wild cards altogether. I think this is quite a soft proposal from Diana, one of her only soft proposals. I mean, eight at SLAM sounds like a lot to me. I would be comfortable with maybe like a wildcard, a playoff for one wildcard for a local person, for somebody from that country. But I want to see a playoff for it. I want there to be some sort of competitive element to it.

34:40a retiring wild card but you're not allowed to come out of retirement I could maybe get on board with that, do you see Camilla Georgie's the latest and she's coming back retirements mean nothing anymore What about a Goran Ivenicevic wild card for when he was out of how many in the world and won Wimbledon Yeah, that was fun, I loved it Should he have Not got that all? No. I don't believe in wild cards. They're anti-competitive. I believe in the integrity of the sport. We do usually beat everybody in the draw. One more then. Unbelievable. We do need sensation of the day to stay alive as a segment.

35:28We do, yeah. And if there were only one candidate for it, it would be short-lived. People would just have to buy us more beers. So, I mean, I mean, there is an argument that, you know, the wild cards at the slams should really go to the players from non Grand Slam nations should be the total opposite of reciprocal wild cards because those, you know, the players from non Grand Slam nations come from wealthy federations anyway and get that leg up. yeah it's it's totally regressive it's yeah the the grand slam nations don't need additional advantages players from grand slam nations don't need additional advantages they have all the wealth from being a grand slam nation um i'm thinking of it more from the sort of that would be a fun draw and an order of play like the player that's won the wild card the chosen one from that country that's won through some sort of heroic wild card playoff if you're looking at it from from that yeah and there's no doubt that like you know those first weeks of slams are are great when there's a lot of um homegrown talent on the outside courts you know you get good atmospheres and you wouldn't want to lose that entirely but i think most you know most of the grand slam nations will still have several players in the draws even even without wild cards i think there should be a lot a greater elevation of world cards into qualifying um especially now that qualifying weeks are being really elevated by that was matt funteman's idea wasn't it wild card week yeah absolutely i'd And again, I still think it's sort of counter to the integrity of the sport, but I would accept it.

37:29And I accept the broad proposal of limiting more wildcards. I'm prepared to meet in the middle on this and vote through Diana's soft proposal, which I think we all are. and certainly 100 % of people voting in the chat are. So I think, Diana, that is four of your five passed and I think we all know spiritually how we feel about the one that wasn't. So that brings us to each of our proposals as our non-negotiables. David, you're up.

38:13by the way Goran has just replied to say yes he does remember not getting his guarantee or at least having it threatened I need to find out whether he actually did get it he finds that very funny you've been texting sources mid show unbelievable David lots of laughing emojis I'm going to go to Matt first you text Goran back and find out if he did get

38:40that's your job ignore what matt's about to say matt you're up david knows what i'm about to say mine is mine is unsurprising um i'm i'm i'm playing to the crowd on this one and i'm going with uh midnight curfews uh there is just absolutely no reason for tennis to be happening in the early hours other sports don't do it people and fans have lives the untold effects on players fans ball kids officials staff media like that that cannot be exaggerated um look i don't want tennis to stop you know like i don't want a match to stop bang on midnight if it's five all in in the final set right it's a common sense curfew but what i really want here is a restructuring of of the way tournaments are held so the aim is that the tennis is finished by midnight right and that is that is going to be possible uh because we're going to restructure the way it's done i like i like the sport being played between about seven and eleven like i don't want to lose that time i think everyone who's been on site at the grand slam would say that it's like a golden golden period right to be at a tournament that was the sun setting and it's getting cool and people have had some drinks like it's a fun time to be at an event i want tennis to be happening then so i'm basically just saying i guess what i'm saying here is getting rid of night sessions really and i am having the main show courts have like four matches on their order of play like you get on the outside courts and you just keep you just keep playing one match after another from kind of midday and then four matches you're probably done around that sort of 9 or 10 p.m sweet spot sweet spot um which again may well be at odds with the realities of money and these tournaments being able to sell out um an extra session and all that kind of thing but i just think tennis has been scheduled for too long in a way thinking that tennis matches aren't as you know aren't as long as they now are you know and they're broken the grand slams are kind of broken when when the play is going on well into the night like that and i think wimbledon sets the example of a way that it can work um i think their 11 p.m curfew is a little strict so i'm pushing it back to midnight changing the scheduling generally and that is what i want from all tournaments really like it's high time we do something about this point one b i would add to matt's proposal which i 100 cosign is whatever time of night the tennis is being played to the food and drink outlets must to stay open while the tennis is on.

41:43It is absolutely egregious when there's tennis happening at 1am and everywhere selling food closed at 9.30. I mean, I'm co-signing that. 100 % of people in the chat, including your mum, Matt, are co-signing that. David, confirming that you're on board? Can I just check a small... You've been texting Goran. I just need to check a small note here. if i agree to the midnight curfews am i allowed to have my night session back

42:21um because i don't want to get rid of night sessions entirely i think they're cool i just want them to finish at a reasonable time you see i think tennis at night is cool i don't necessarily think night sessions are cool do you know what i mean like i think i want i suppose what i'm proposing is like tennis is still being played at the good time of the night session because you've got enough matches on the order of play we're still having tennis at what is considered the star of the night session 8 p.m 9 p.m even 10 p.m great like tennis is still going on it's just that if you get if you have it as a separate session you run into the problem of either having to cut a match off when it's sort of halfway through which i agree is not ideal but is something i would go for an extreme case or you just let tennis go on forever as we currently do which is just not satisfactory at all i mean you could have like a best of three match at 7 p.m i'd be i'd be on board with that um you could have a best of five set match at well that's my thing but but then you run into this issue but then you run into this issue of men's matches and women's matches and all of that we're just back at the front i don't think you do i just think you have two best of three matches um if it's i think that's at the moment i think or you have a best of three match plus the dub plus a doubles match i think two best of three matches from seven is too many look at the well i think look at the us open women's semi-finals last year well the us open semi-finals at australian open it's going on crazy late and they've got to come back and play singles match best of three match followed by doubles doubles is like elevate the double throwing doubles in to me just yeah what's the problem I don't I don't you're elevating doubles we all think doubles is you're not there everyone would go home not if it's a Swift singles match but they go home during the singles because there's no one there still in the stadium there's no one there in the stadium if they come for a ticket at 7 p.m normally if they come for a ticket at seven o 'clock you're saying that if they get an hour tennis they won't stay for doubles if they get an hour sure but if it's a three-hour match they're all going home and you've not elevated it at all yeah but just put an extra match on i mean i don't think they're going home i think some are going home i don't think if you get a session ticket 80 where's that being tested well in the singles okay like the the djokovic cinema match this year was an exception that was a full stadium at one o 'clock in the morning absolutely but asaka anisimova in the us open semis last year there was no one there was like it was a one-third full stadium less than for like a women's semi-final because it's it's it's too late but the doubles doesn't last as long and it's and it's your backstop it's your backstop so that if you get a short women's match a short fester three-step match it is look i'm not buying that ticket i'm not buying that ticket why not sorry i've given you my proposal because that's not a little sort of consolation prize morsel.

45:43I mean, let's face it, that's what it would be. No, no, you're paying for the women's match that's best of three sets, right? Sure. Why are you not paying for that ticket?

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45:56So it's a best of five or a best of three and a doubles and they're the same price. I'm afraid that's just... Oh, well, I mean, to me, that's part of the problem then, isn't it? I mean, we're saying that... Yeah, but the problem is the differing formats and nights.

46:22I'm a bit sort of like, there's kind of no point in debating the night session thing because it would be so much sacrifice of revenue for tournaments that, I mean, it's just not going to happen. but I do think the creation of additional sessions has an unintended consequence of that. There have been a lot of really negative unintended consequences of that, including increased lateness of matches and including the attitude towards lateness of matches, the sort of acceptance of it, if not sort of veneration of it. Yes, I agree. Look what great money you got for your ticket. But also the exacerbation of situations that you have at the French Open where with the formats of the sport as it is, it's basically impossible for them to have a night session product that isn't...

47:22They've created a product that is unable to be equitable towards men and women. like that's unacceptable and that's quite often the case with with night sessions and i i do think that has been generally an unintended consequences of of increasing sessions but it's it's it's more tickets and it's more money isn't it but if we're not worrying about you know what tournaments director what tournament directors would vote then i'm i'm voting i'm voting with matt I like the staging of night sessions the hour it takes for them to, minimum hour it takes for them to empty a stadium and then get the new crowd in and it causes log jams outside where you've got two sessions worth of people Yeah I mean the flow at the moment a lot of people that are enjoying tennis as a result of night sessions that wouldn't if they were just on a single ticket that's a another 24 000 people's worth that you're just denying access so you're up for just expanding capacity where there's demand it should be satisfied regardless but i think i think that there's a way no i think there's a way to keep night sessions um and finish at a reasonable time that might be what i disagree with nowhere has proved to be able to do night centers night session satisfactorily and finish at a reasonable time i suppose because they don't believe in women's tennis they don't believe in three set tennis that's why but i but i even insist on having five set tennis in there but the u.s open believes in women's tennis and they have the and it's a great night women's semi-final night but i'll give you that example again of a sarko i mean that's one example i'm sure there are many well what about samuelenka keys like Sabalenka Keys a few years before was the same.

49:28There are loads of results. You could easily start earlier. You could start that day earlier, 6 o 'clock. No trouble at all. Still be a nice session. 6 is better. 6 is a lot better. 6 is, you know, you'd need two matches then to be finished. Yeah, I'd support that. But it's not really the semis. it's more like earlier on in the tournament really as well where you get the issues right like i don't know i just love the idea of a full day's play on on the main show courts going into that golden hour of 7 to 10 p.m wimbledon does it you know and that's what your mom's saying in the chat matt if wimbledon can do it there's no reason the others couldn't do it they just want the additional it's such a good blueprint and the difference is they've got they've got a massive tv deal they've got tv deals that the only the others could only dream of and it's not absolutely of the of that those sessions and so they have to make the money somewhere but one of the reasons they've got a massive tv deal is because they're a absolutely brilliant products and they make good decisions yeah yeah partially you know they're they're yeah i'm just saying the main difference is that there is that they have a national deal and then they have espn on top the us open just doesn't have anything except espn that's of any great value to them um sure but they're also not like struggling for money like they're okay they'd be okay they would they would lose they would lose money but that's a big picture thing that the sport needs to reckon with sometimes like just chasing the money is not right no question there's definitely a financial point there but i also would reiterate that over 15 days 24 000 people per day at the u.s open you're talking about a quarter of a million people or more that are additionally able to watch live tennis in person because of night sessions that you ain't going to get those in otherwise unless you separate sessions and yes i know it's a faff i know it's a time waster but it's also an opportunity to sell your sport to more people and get them involved not to be all an end all but it's definitely has to be a consideration to my mind it's a factor yeah it's a factor again it's you know what how much weight do you give to the various i'm voting for it though and i think your mum is too matt unclear on pam she might have gone for a workout but you've you've got your mom in my rant you've got pat you might have lost pam um david's voting against i think not sure what my dad is in favor of the midnight curfew oh i definitely yeah the curfew i agree with okay it's how it's the we're voting it's the finer detail that needs to be that still needs to be worked through david anything from go on first and foremost oh good good question that's all that oh i've got a voice now i'm not playing that without um so my my proposal is to make every single mixed men's and women's tournament have to alternate its finals great from here and forevermore that means that one year the madrid open has to play its men's final on saturday and its women's on sunday if that's kind of how they're doing things i know i know indian wells for instance does the two on the same day and again they'd have to alternate it in terms of which one which one ends the tournament um yeah and that would just have to be a rule across the board where Wimbledon, US Open, French Open, Australian Open, Indian Wales, Miami, you name it, they all have to, one year have finished the tournament with a women's match and one year finished the tournament with a men's match.

54:02It's the easiest win I can possibly think of. Yeah. I mean, the only, I'm totally with you, The only issue I can see with this is separate broadcast deals for men's and women's that it would be an issue for those broadcasters. Not always to know, but I mean, I don't care about this. I'm just saying that I bet that will be cited as a reason not to do it. But who cares? Because we're doing it right. this is going through yeah yeah yeah absolutely i think the i think the sort of you can't really quantify the impact of every tournament every mix tournament always ending with the men right i just know that there is a big impact there in like the impression it's in the atmosphere isn't it and Even the way the whole two weeks is building to the men's final.

55:15And it's putting the men above the women always. I've never had a satisfactory answer to it. The unintended consequences of the scheduling of the women having to play back-to-back quarters and semifinals, and then that being used as a justification for not putting any of the women's quarterfinals at night because they have to come back and play the next day. it's just a domino effect of misogyny i'm always taken aback built on and i'm sure because of that catherine you would you would think i was incredibly naive for saying this because i'm always taken aback by how nobody thinks of this like when you raise it they just look at you as though that has never occurred to them and that it's a really you know big and and invariably people go well yeah yeah that seems a good idea fine that's a good idea i mean it's so institutionalized yeah and i mean coco goff was she she very quickly jumped on it as something she thought should should be happening um because it was kind of like a move on from the night session conversation at the the french open that doesn't have all the sort of how it affects me stuff you know this was a this was a sort of just well yeah i mean she said you'd have to do something with the structure of the tournament because again we're so embedded in that this is how it is and therefore you know but if we did that it'd mess up this okay well bloody change the structure so that it can happen happen okay and the moment she kind of just i mean it took her about four seconds to suddenly think well yeah why aren't we doing that um but okay well who's going to pick that up and run with it then nobody ever does no but why why isn't the wta making a massive fuss about that i i mean that's the easiest win in the world for them to me if they if they push i don't know whether they've never ever pushed it i want to know i'm gonna i'm gonna ask them have you ever pushed this have you ever raised it

57:30Yeah. People pointing out that Cincinnati last year was the other way around. Was it? Yes, it was, wasn't it? I forgot. Because we watched Cine Alcaraz five games in the sky. We were so excited and pumped for it. And then there was a retirement. But then, thankfully, we had the good Chiantic-Paolini match to follow. So, you know, maybe there's, well, and as Hannah said, and as I'm always saying, like, go to the Wimbledon Library and you'll tell that it used to be different, you know? It didn't, Wimbledon used to not have the men's final as the last match. Like, these things can be changed. They just require some, you know, a bit of effort to do it.

58:20Just imagine what it, imagine if the two tours and the Grand Slams all got together and said, you know what, this would be a really good idea. And then they just announced it. But David, they don't think that. The sport is run mostly by misogynistic men and some misogynistic women. I know, I'm just thinking, you know, what would the message that be? It would be amazing. Like, it would cost you nothing, I think, in terms of there'd be nothing negative about it and you would just get this massive win that everybody would suddenly be forced to think. we don't think there'd be a cost to it but i bet you there'd be some a lot of people in men's tennis that would i don't even know what the market forces are that would be annoyed about it they'd be annoyed about it they'd see they'd think they were losing something but yeah totally co-sign i'm in my proposal is get rid of the knock-up who's with me it is an absolute nonsense yeah i'm with you yeah i'm with you can we keep it for amateurs i enjoy i i like having a warm-up can we keep it for amateurs you do what you like matt i don't have to watch that well sometimes i'm not a captive tv audience for that at the professional level no warm-ups i mean i'd be interested to know what pam would think about this but i've i have heard players in the past say okay if i if we get rid of the knock-up i'm my i'm gonna blow my shoulder out the moment i said it would just play differently in the first few games like the first few games would look a bit different it'd be tentative it would be you would they're not doing the knock-up because they're not physically warmed up the knock they come onto the court physically they're doing all their physical work backstage it's about maybe but you can do you can do stuff, David.

1:00:13You can mimic that movement. The thing is, how far away is the bloody practice court? It's about finding the feel on the ball. It's over there. Just go and bloody warm up and then come in the locker room and get out on the court. And if it diminishes the quality of the first two games of the match where they haven't quite found the feel of the ball that they would have found in the knock-up, okay, fine. That's an interesting added dimension. Yeah. Yeah. It is an absolute nonsense. Why are all the people saying no they don't want to get rid of the knock-up i want to know i want to know the reasons i'm fascinated needed to learn conditions well just learn them while you're playing what do you mean like why not have a half an hour knock-up then to really learn the conditions if that's so important nonsense we're moving on um okay yeah i think i think it's one those ones where like the players are definitely going to want the warm-up to to remain yeah absolutely but this is where you shouldn't like the players shouldn't be the final say on these things like they're just they're only thinking in terms of what will better or worse my level of tennis today and we're here to think about what will better or worse the sport rebecca's made this argument in the chat and i've heard this before that the tv uses it as a way to introduce players but there are different ways to do that there's different ways you do it in the build-up to the match when you're when you're in the stadium and the and and tennis got so much better at the staging of of big matches in particular but you know any match on a main court the Australian Open did this massive they hired Lady Gaga's set designer to design this big stagey performance art walk-on with a water tunnel and all this other jazz like great lovely and so you do all of that you you build everyone up in the stadium and then it all just gets sucked out by five minutes of piddling around it's quite good the way cam nori did the knock-up against hodar the other day when he was trying to smash the ball that was fun i did enjoy that and then And he got duffed up 6-3, 6-2.

1:02:33Yeah. He did the thing of trying to hit winners in the warm-up and Hodder just saved them for the match. I am absolutely horrified by the poll results on this. I thought this... I'm quite shocked, I must say. Who are these monsters? What did your mum vote? Friends of the tennis podcast. No. Dad, what did you vote? Pam's gone. Back me up, Pam. My dad's gone quiet. Can't believe your mum's not with me on this, Matt. We're learning a lot about my mum tonight. Oh, my God, it's going even more. It's the no lines getting longer. I don't understand at all. Because you just called them monsters, Catherine.

1:03:20Yeah, you might have lost everyone now. Everybody but the sensible people. I don't understand at all. My dad has said, I'm with you, Catherine, which is very odd because he's never called me Catherine in his life. He did say no to curfews earlier on, though. He did. Yeah, I saw that. I didn't read it out. Never insult your audience. It was in jest, mostly, Sylvan. Just goes to show, doesn't it? that like obviously everybody here is very sensible people that cares about the sport and what might seem completely obvious to me isn't something that everybody agrees on, sadly. But I am going to pass it through despite my opinion.

1:04:12Because I'm in charge. I'm in charge. I've wasted too much of my life watching knock-ups. I think you are particularly sensitive to faff. I do accept that about themselves. It's like the thing that pushes your buttons the most. I think some people are probably just sitting there, you know, just happy to be watching the players having arrived on court. They're getting their snacks ready. They're talking to the people next to them. people are coming in you know like we're having different experiences but you do that because you know there's a knock-up it's not like if there wasn't a knock-up you suddenly wouldn't have snacks you just structure your you just plan things differently so that the snack stuff was done before do you know what I mean yeah yeah no I do know what you mean yeah i agree it turns out democracy doesn't work i'm now being accused of being maga in the chat it's all gone so wrong

1:05:23anything else from gore and david i don't know until i play it in private uh right um what we have now we're already an hour and eight minutes into this show and we still have like a whole proposal from Diana, a kind of big picture, what she would like the sport to look like. So basically I think what I'm going to do here is I'm going to read through it all and we're just going to throw this out on the table and bat it around. How does that sound? Sure. It's good. Great. Okay. so I've tried to distill this Diana's proposal was so thoughtful and detailed and brilliant I've tried to distill it into kind of headline bullet points here so what Diana proposes is one combined tour for men and women where all matches are best of three a maximum draw size of 64 and a maximum tournament length of nine days um diana also proposes the idea of there being more tour tiers like the english football league like the you've got the is it the corn ferry tour in golf the one below the the pga tour and if you do well at that you get a card to play on the the pga tour something like that um she says slams should all be best of three unless tennis speeds the fuck up but everybody voted against the getting rid of the knock-ups and nobody's with us on that, Diana.

1:07:06She says free market for prize money, but otherwise conditions for players should be standardised as negotiated by the union. And she says the players union should be entirely separate from the tour and from other governing bodies. And she said players should be independent and play as much or as little as they like. Nothing should be mandatory. um one ball for all tournaments so no individual ball sponsorships for events it would eliminate a lot of fun daniel medvedev content from our world but i think we can all agree that from a sort of sporting he'll find something else right that would be a good thing um and she says team tennis should be condensed into one world cup held every four years in the even years in between Olympic cycles.

1:07:58It should have a best of five format for men and women. Dana is open to a tiebreak fifth set though or no ad scoring. It should be an indoor event no matter the host and qualifying should take place over the two years prior. I open this manifesto to the floor, David. um i'm i'm a little bit concerned about the additional layers of the tour um i i actually really want there to be well basically two layers to to the tour um i want there to be a premium tour and then everything else below that qualifies you for that oh do you know what was really winding me up recently was when when we were looking at federico correa's activity the other night and this is a player this is how we have fun guys for those of you who don't know he's the player that i've developed a bit of a problem with um because he got him and listen he's obviously of an incredibly he's the brother of guillemocoria uh who's brilliant talent and federico correa is incredibly hard-working player who managed to get to 49 in the world basically by playing playing the challenger tour and if ever you want to sort of expect somebody not to win a match the grand slam it's going to be him because he's not good enough um and i don't want the ranking system to to be able to enable people like him to go to 49 in the world if they can't go on the main tour and win tennis matches right um so i'm a bit concerned about how many tiers we're having here uh i i want to have i want to have a separation of the of the sort of challenger tour i want to expand the challenger tour um effectively and incorporate the 250s probably into that um and and should it be like in golf where you're sort of you are confined to that tour unless you get a tour card to play the main tour rather than sort of you know dipping it dipping in and out good question yeah i i think so i although i do quite like qualifying um you know that's a little wrinkle that i'm not sure about but yeah i i just i think so i think people should be playing a year on the challenger tour before they can go on and there should be like promotion and relegation poor old federico corioree well you you brought him up yeah i know i feel a bit bad about it i thought that was a private bit it's out in the open now not anymore they've been slagging off Federico Correa any chance he gets in our chat.

1:11:05I feel like the issue is like, you know, for every Federico Correa, there's a Valentin Vachero, right? Okay, maybe not to that extreme of proving that you can win a thousand and get to a semi, but like you can make it, you can get out of the lower rungs and you can make it on the tour. And I know you're saying like there would be a system for you to be able to do that here but i just i don't know i just think tennis is so sort of random in that in that way that like there isn't that big a difference i don't think i don't know where you draw the line i don't know like i know golf does it but i'm not necessarily not necessarily sure that is a reason for tennis to do it um i think if this is sort of descending or ascending to a debate about a premium tour.

1:12:01There's a lot of people expressing sort of unease or discomfort with the concept of a premium tour, which I share, but it would solve a lot of the other issues that have been identified. I think it would go some way to solve the appearance fee issue. It would solve a lot of the sort of narrative issues that tennis has, I think. you know, 1 ,500s, 250s, mandatories, you know, I think sort of like the story of the tennis season isn't well packaged or thought out. You can tell it's the sort of thing that's just been thrown together by lots of competing agendas. It would solve a lot of those other problems.

1:12:49Now, is it the best means of solving it? I don't know, but maybe it would be a case of the means justifying the ends. Just putting that out there. Yeah. No, I know what you're saying. I suppose what I don't like is... You know what I mean? I suppose what I don't like the idea of is like 64 players, if that's the maximum draw size, if they're in every draw because they're in tier one. Do you know what I mean? like I think I do quite like there's relegation you earn your place but but so would that be how often does that happen annually yeah yeah see I would be against that I think it's I think same with doubles you've got to keep your doubles partner you can't keep faffing around changing your doubles partner mid-season you've got one chance to have a partner and that's your partner I do I do agree with that although I should say that I'm quite conscious that we have kind of like doubles is a big part of this picture and we kind of made the decision because there's so much to get into and you know we're already an hour and 16 in here we're going to do a show on doubles there's a similar kind of reform show on doubles later in the year so we're ignoring it for a reason because it's kind of too much to to throw at the wall all in all in one night but i do i like that idea david i like the combined tour for men and women that's a great idea

1:14:23yeah yeah again like in a utopian world where that is an entirely equitable thing right but i i think the issue is in the actual in the actual world that we live in you know they've been trying over the past year or more so to be to move towards a union, hashtag Tennis United. They've been trying to, they've merged their marketing departments, I think. There's this Tennis Ventures thing, which has been proposed as a stepping stone towards uniting the tours. And it was, you know, the whole thing had been negotiated and, you know, the WTA were bringing a lot less weight to that negotiating table than the ATP were.

1:15:13It earns a lot less money. They have a lot less clout, sadly, because of, well, in short, because of the patriarchy. But there we go. And now the Mercedes deal has come along for the WTA. They're in a far stronger financial and negotiating position than they were. And suddenly, tennis ventures, that whole, it's kind of off. like the WTA are like still up for this but only if you kind of recognize what we're bringing to the party now and the ATP are like oh well we're not up for it if if it's not like our status here and your status here like we're not up for that so everybody's been making noises I remember interviewing Gaudenzi at the O2 my final year in Turin with Amazon we had Gaudenzi on the show I do believe that sort of in principle, in this very abstract way, he thinks hashtag Tennis United is a good thing.

1:16:15But what that picture actually looks like in terms of equality and recognising women and not actually fundamentally believing that the ATP is a superior product and men's tennis and men's sports is a superior product fundamentally to men. and not viewing any pie given to women being a sort of subtracting of pie from men rather than a big picture overall growing of pie. Like, he doesn't believe in all of that. He doesn't believe in what it actually looks like to achieve that unity. So... Imagine all the mixed doubles you could have. You could have a mixed doubles tour. I feel like we're getting quite a lot of mixed doubles, David.

1:17:01Maybe you could have a ranking. again you've got to play with the same partner every week it'd be great yeah I mean I think what it always what this always circles back to is a message that Hannah put in the chat a few minutes ago like you can't solve tennis's problems without solving capitalism, misogyny and climate change but here we are trying that's basically it

1:17:34What do we think of the World Cup proposal?

1:17:43Quite like it.

1:17:48I don't think we quite know sort of what form it's taking in terms of, I assume it's singles and mixed doubles, which I would be in favour of. I think I quite like the idea of, you know, sort of team tennis happening every couple of years, whether it be the Olympics or this sort of thing.

1:18:15That makes some sense to me. I think, again, if we look at the current structure of tennis, that would be very hard because I think the Davis Cup and the Billie Jean King Cup sort of are important for the lower rank, you know, the sort of smaller tennis nations instead of bringing a lot of income into them. And this is really a sort of top level of the sport solution. But I do like it as an idea. I think that scarcity helps some events, you know, like the World Cups in other sports and the Ryder Cup in golf. Again, it sort of goes back to the answer isn't always more to everything. and and surely you could make it bigger by doing that and better and create proper space for it like by stopping tours at the end of september and saying right october it's the world cup exactly yeah it would it would undeniably elevate the event undeniably sure but it would be play world cup qualifiers to get into it net less revenue so it will never happen net significantly less revenue i mean whether that is true certainly in the short term nobody is prepared to take a short or medium term revenue or profit hit in order to grow the product such that it might actually make longer term to just compare that world cup of football argument why aren't they having it every year don't put ideas in their heads David

1:19:55probably because it works yeah yeah

1:20:04no notes yeah I really like Diana's proposal I mean I wouldn't have it indoor because I don't like indoor tennis not sure about best of five because i'm just not sure about best of five yeah i don't think it needs to be in general um but i really like the the cadence of what she's put put forward and kind of linking it to the olympics in that way um yeah i i really really like that i it just won't happen because of because of money because of capitalism climate change and misogyny um but uh but i but i love it yeah i'd really really be up for for that um and you know calling it the world cup of tennis i know it's only the davis cup that brands itself at that is that but calling it that and it really being that would just be i mean the billy jing cup calls itself does it but honestly they adopted that absolutely yeah but but you you make the point by by having not really realized that fact because it's it's when people say you just kind of think sure you know and i love the billy jenking cup and i love the davis cup but come on imagine how good this could be if it was done differently yeah I should say there's also I know broadcasting of the sport and the packaging of it for a TV audience is also something that came up a lot from Diana and on the barge in particular as well and I feel like maybe we should do a whole show on that at some point because it deserves proper oxygen and we have got things to say about that um so maybe we should maybe we should put that on the short list of friend shows to do because I do want to end today's show with a question from Brian that came in on the barge.

1:22:06And it feels right because this is what we keep coming back to, right? Like here we all are always investing so much time and energy and despair in sort of what could tennis look like? What should tennis look like? And ultimately always coming back to the feeling of like, oh this is all pointless energy we're spending on this because will anything ever change so brian says i wholeheartedly agree with most of the changes you have proposed and keep proposing for the sport but i fear that we will all just be permanently shouting into the void if things stay as they are realistically do you think meaningful change will come from a an incredibly slow and frustrating progression that probably takes decades as it has in the past b some kind of seismic event that holds us towards a tipping point c leaders like craig tyley who just decide to change things with others then following suit d nowhere it's never going to happen David what do you think slow and frustrating things have changed over the years it's just they're so slow you can kind of think that nothing changes but actually things do change little bits here and there what about the fact that you know what Matt was saying about the um wimbledon finals used to be used to alternate or have the women's finally that's gone backwards yeah i mean i don't i don't know why they changed that and why it was like that in in in originally um i'm not quite sure how how those things came to be um i i mean i'm i'm hopeful that um i mean i'd like i mean somebody needs to make a stink about that that's the thing somebody needs to get a bit arsy about it and go and do something about it rather than just sort of not even thinking about it um but and i think yeah i mean i like i i think that um if i think you know 20 20 years ago hawkeye didn't exist people talked about electronic line calling and people thought it was something that should be able to be possible well well before that and here we are now using Hawkeye Live right and there's no line judges on the court apart from at Roland Garros um when I think of when the next gen finals first came in and this the number of things that have actually been brought into tennis as a result of that of that event this I think it's quite a lot if you actually went through them all.

1:24:51It's just that they've happened relatively gradually, but they amount to something. Nowhere near as much as I think they should, or I'm not just talking about that event, I'm talking general change. But yeah, unfortunately, you don't have a commissioner of the sport. You don't have somebody who doesn't just think of the bottom line, who just thinks, hold on. You know, at the moment, in golf, they've got a new leader of the PGA who's basically said, what does the fan want? Let's forget what the sponsor wants. Let's forget what the TV station wants. What does the fan want? Let's find that out. And then we can't go too far wrong.

1:25:40And listen, the stuff he suggested happening hasn't happened yet, but he's basically trying to say, look everything should be on the table right now and we actually want to do something about it um but i mean i'm afraid i think in tennis it'll carry on at its current snail's pace

1:26:05yeah i think generally i agree with you what i just picking up on what you said about why isn't why people need someone to kick up a stink about this. I would say a figurehead, a lead. If there were a, let's say, let's say there were the world number one right now was a Billie Jean King type figure that got it. Like the players have even more power now, way more power now than they had in Billie Jean King's day. And Billie Jean King changed the world.

1:26:40which is why I find it so hard not to be frustrated with the majority of top women's tennis players at the moment that just don't get it and aren't wanting to burn their bras and march in the street and boycott and march and all the rest of it can't you see how you're being fucked over on a weekly basis but I try and tell myself not to hate the player hate the game you know and I do understand I do understand why a they're really young I I didn't get it when I was when I was their age and and be you know they're in this incredibly demanding tunnel vision sport where having any kind of perspective on the world is almost detrimental to their to their individual success so you know I try and remind myself all of that but imagine imagine if the world number one right now was a Billie Jean King type figure that could change things if there was somebody coming into coming into press conferences saying why on earth is the women's final always on the Saturday and and the men's always on the Sunday why on earth am I playing this tournament that is exactly the same status and stature as the men that I'm in a locker room alongside and I'm being paid significantly less than what they're being paid.

1:28:10Why are we playing best of three while the men are playing best of five? That's an absolute nonsense. It would be so powerful and it could change things and it could start a movement. If Billie Jean King did it in 19, well, she did it over a long period of time but in the 70s like what could be achieved now with that kind of a person would be massive but um yeah it would it would it would take an extraordinary person like like Billie Jean King um and and they're not there right now but it would be cool like I think generally the progress I agree with you, David, but you could have a massive spike if someone like that came along.

1:29:02Matt? Yeah, the same. Incredibly slow and frustrating. And, you know, like I think we'll, you know, could get worse before it gets better. Right. There'll be period. There'll be things here that we want to happen and the sport will go the other way. because we're fighting against those those fronts that we know are in place right um tennis is so fragmented and it's hard to it's hard to see a world where it happens quickly and where it happens um sort of easily i think it is i think those words are right slow and frustrating i i think um is what we're going to have to which is which annoys me so much more since 2020 now that i know that tournaments can do whatever the they like if seismic events happen sure but But there wasn't like emergency legislation put in place as a result of the pandemic that enabled Roland Garros to pick itself up and move to October.

1:30:23Like that was what made them want to do that. But it proved that if you want to do something, you can just do it. I didn't quite realise that. I thought, I don't know, I thought maybe there was some sort of like, you know, legal structure in place that stated that men have to play best of five and women have to play best of three. And you have to get the approval of the tours and the other slams to pick yourself up and move to October. They did have to, but they just ignored all that. Right. You can't just do you on. There was that statement put out with all the logos on it, except Roland Garros, where they just expressed their dissatisfaction.

1:31:10If you want to enough, you can just do it. That's what I learned in 2020, among other things. things.

1:31:20So yeah, and it makes me sort of when you hear mealy-mouthed bollocks about holistic approaches and oh, we'll think about that, you know, we'll speak to it. Like, if you want to, you can just do it, but you're not.

1:31:41and yeah they're not gonna but so you you're with barack obama david you think the arc of history tends towards justice have i just butchered that quote that's what he says isn't it some a version of that let's end on david's optimism was i optimistic i think broadly yeah in the context of a sort of slightly depressing picture i think there's broad optimism in there um yes it was my it is it's brack obama quoting martin luther king yes and so i've butchered both barack obama and martin luther king that's a great note to end on brilliant um this has been well i think it's been a great show and and yet i still feel like we haven't really done down his manifesto justice because there's there's so much in it and look all i'll say is that um this isn't this isn't the end of it there's going to be there's going to be other shows.

1:32:51Maybe we'll one day play you Goran's voice note. We'll find out what's in it first and then... Will we? I hope so. But this has been so great, really has. So thank you to everybody in the chat that has contributed so much to this show. To Vicky, who's been doing impromptu polls. I mean, it's just a dreamland for you, David. Yeah, just like I didn't even know polls were possible no Vicky's doing them left right and center delighted to have influenced Vicky so thank you Vicky thank you uh Hannah for pointing out that ultimately the problem is capitalism misogyny and climate change and we cannot solve those things in a 90 minute podcast but um we can certainly we can certainly get depressed about them um so thank you Vicky thank you Hannah thank you everybody in the chat and thank you Diana for your time and care and thought and energy that you've put into making this show quite frankly we're yeah we're very grateful for it and it doesn't end here yeah maybe yeah we'll be back we'll be back to pick this up um so thank you everybody i'm going to get this show off the road so david can listen to goran's voice note and tell him tell us what he says we will let you know everybody on the barge whether goran got his appearance fee how about that well i don't know what he's going to say yet if we find out we'll let you know on the barge there's an incentive to get on the barge if you're not already thank you all uh for being friends of the pod and making all of this possible we are back with our next show on monday do check out our most recent tennis free lived if you haven't already on the history of the rankings another one that sounds unsexy but was actually really fun um and uh yeah thank you again and we will speak to you on monday

From the publisher

We were live on Wednesday night to talk about how tennis can be reformed. Guest editor Diana put together a wonderful manifesto for us to react to, we came up with our own non-negotiables, and we talked about things like tour structure and team tennis. There was much debate and laughter in this one!

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