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28:33So Fanatics, they're making the new uniforms. And spring training just started. And the players are wearing these uniforms. And the names on the back of the jerseys look 50 % smaller. and the numbers are like you know still roughly about the same size maybe like 20 % smaller but like the relationship between the numbers and the name plates are really fucked and it just looks like a it's bush league it looks like a shitty t-shirt jersey that they would give you at a giveaway which is fine when like you're going to a ballpark and you get a free t-shirt or you get a free jersey it's like yeah you think the quality is going to be the lowest it could be but like if I'm a professional fucking baseball player and I make it to the league and I get my first jersey and my fucking nameplate on the back looks like it was made at the dollar store.

29:21That's fucked. Yeah, it's not a good look. It looks bad. Yeah, they need to be like, there should be some gravity to those jerseys. Yeah. Even if those aren't the jerseys that are sold at the stores within the, you know, if those aren't the replica jerseys that they sell to the masses at the ballparks or online, that's one thing. But the actual players' jerseys, those should be a high quality like fabric and the the highest quality jerseys that you can make i had a little fanatics issue with the bangles jersey i got last year um shit which i got like a white you know sam hubbard jersey and i tried it on this year like at the beginning of the season and the the sleeve was like well past my elbow it was just like it's like unwearable like what am i supposed to do with that yeah the sleeve was past my elbow and it was like tight in the armpit it's like what What is going on here?

30:14Yeah. So the biggest story about the jerseys, not just how shitty they look, is the white jerseys, which I would say almost every team in the league has a white jersey. I think they have to, right? They have to have a white jersey. It's classic. And the pants are so see-through that you can see the tucked-in jerseys to the pants and also more. Yeah, and more. And more. Emphasis on the more. And so these guys are wearing skin-tight, translucent white pants. Everyone's saying they're trying to boost viewership in baseball. I mean, listen. This is maybe a good— Stay woke. The NFL had Taylor Swift.

30:53The MLB has see-through pants. It's not a bad idea, but it just makes everybody look particularly bad. It's Bush League. Yeah. But this is the most anyone's been talking about baseball in years is these shitty jerseys. Do they change them? I guess they kind of have to. I can't imagine they go into opening day. Some people have been saying that this is the same quality that they've had for years. I think the white jerseys have always been a little... White jerseys are just tough. I think it's hard, and especially in the sun or whatever. You're telling me Nike can't figure out a way to innovate that material, so it's not only light but also not translucent at all?

31:35These are particularly tough, and I think the images that are coming out of them are pretty funny. Yeah, they are. So that's a thing that's happening online. People are certainly big mad about the jerseys. You've seen a lot of baseballs. Yeah, exactly. A lot of baseballs. A couple of bats, too. Liquid Death also released a powder called Death Dust. First product line outside of liquid canned beverages, I guess, for Liquid Death. It's a thing that everyone has been doing is just electrolyte powder. I mean, electrolyte powder rules. Yeah. And so I guess they're putting powder. You put the powder into the water and make flavored water, or you could just buy the flavored water, right?

32:18So this is a thing that kind of has become pretty mainstream. And I think this all leads. To me, this reads as a brand that's right about to sell to Coke or Pepsi. Yeah. It's kind of gearing up for acquisition or showing how the brand can expand in an effort to kind of say, we've taken the brand to the peak of its ability. And now it's time for... Here you go. Run it into the ground. Run it into the ground. And we'll take our billion... We'll take our$10 billion. Damn, that's crazy. And we'll... Mike and Andy and all those guys that fucking have been building that brand are going to get super, super mega paid.

32:58and the brand will then be distributed all around the world and it'll probably start to maybe potentially have last. It'll be fine. It'll be fine. It'll be fine. I'm kind of surprised that they didn't rock a small plastic baggie for this powder. What type of powder? Is it a bag? Is it a paper bag? No, it's like a little sachet, foil pouch. I think people were a little upset with the plastic involved. Is that plastic? I know that Dylan was a bit upset about it. That makes sense. I kind of was like, if they've got this aesthetic, maybe it should just be a little dime bag. Okay. But they ain't cool enough to rock that.

33:41Yeah. Someone said they should have called it Ashes, kind of leaning into the death theme instead of death dust, ashes, or liquid, some sort of ash play. Do you think they're going to promote people snorting it on their - Probably not. I genuinely think this is – I think they're trying to – they're going mainstream. This is – listen. That's okay. It's fine. The world needs canned water. No, it's good. They changed the world. They changed the fucking world. Well, not really. No, they did. They did the first thing that actually is a – they took water, that plastic water, which there's a fuck ton too much plastic water out there, and they're forcing people.

34:22They showed them the path towards canned water. That's fair. And they did it in a really unique and exciting and cool way. So shout out to Luke Doug. Talking about brands that are pushing culture forward, Kevin, Taco Bell. Taco Bell's back. We talked about this, right? About how they did like a keynote, Apple-style keynote. We did, right? I think so. Yeah, and they introduced a bunch of new stuff. And I think they introduced this, which was the sort of Taco Bell version of a Choco Taco. which we talked about famously on the show. Choco Taco was a beloved sort of franchise and product that was always a little soggy and never really kind of that good.

35:07Yeah, but then people had developed an affinity for as they were getting rid of it. Yeah, getting rid of it. Oh, we said it was riding off of its name. Yeah. Great name, Choco Taco. But Taco Bell has their finger on the pulse of the internet and Taco Bell does a great job of marketing. And so they're like, we're going to bring the Choco Taco back. And so they partnered with an ice cream brand called Salt and Straw, which is... Have you ever had it? I've had it. It's really good. Yeah, I've heard it's good. I've heard it's very good. Yeah, and so they're bringing back a version of the Choco Taco, which is...

35:42Yeah, it's a taco-shaped waffle cone filled with cinnamon, ancho, ice cream that's been dipped in single-origin chocolate sauce. Each will be served... There's three different versions of them. with different sauces and a cheesecake dip. That sounds pretty good. I'm pretty damn hungry, too. Me, too. I'm also starving. So, Choco Taco, great name. And I think it's very smart that Taco Bell is like, we can get in here. We'll pick up Klondike wherever. Klondike, you know, we see his trash. We see treasure. Yeah. I won't lie. This headline got me. For a second, the headline was Choco Taco is back. And I was like, oh, no way.

36:23Klondike's coming back with it and then I click into it and it's Salt and Straw which at first I was a little disappointed and then when I thought about it I was like oh Salt and Straw will do a much better job than Klondike will so this will be a win-win we talked about how Taco Bell like very like I feel like we called it didn't we say this is gonna happen we said Taco Bell's gonna come in there we may have called this roll the tape roll the tape we talked about how they wanted Taco Tuesdays and how they stole it from a fuck of Taco John's so now do they just they're not gonna they can't call this thing a chocolate taco probably but i think it's gonna be like a inferred i think it's gonna be like chocolate taco or something like i think it's gonna be oh man they're they're they're calling it the iconic ice cream chocolate taco it's like the big game i feel like they just need to go ahead and buy that trademark yeah get some sort of license yeah they should talk to the contact but maybe they don't need it but it is a great name uh speaking of great names kevin should we talk about the cheesa the cheesa yeah yeah absolutely so kfc uh fine purveyors of fried chicken has uh decided to launch a pizza item which is just a piece of fried chicken with tomato sauce cheese and pepperoni on top cheese and they're calling it the cheesa pronounced cheesa cheesa cheesa cheesa cheesa so this has been on the menus in the Philippines since 2015, apparently, and went pretty well, and has regularly featured in Germany, India, Korea, Mexico, and Spain, and also Thailand and Taiwan.

37:56So it has not made its debut here in America, but they're coming in hot. Actually, Alex, they had a New York City pop-up on February 23rd and 24th in the Lower East Side. So we missed it. We did miss it, but I know exactly which KFC this is. The one in Manhattan. So that's like the most like – Apparently, it's supposed to be a really good KFC. I've heard that that KFC is like whoever runs that place. They got to run it like the Navy. They got to run it like the Navy and the chicken is crispy and shit is like quality. Well, if they do a lot of volume and they keep those fryers moving, it's got to be good.

38:35I've heard it's a pretty – like as far as KFC goes, not all of them are equal. That one is actually really dope. So they turned it into a cheatseria. Cheatseria. So they changed the awning. Yeah, fried chicken and pizza. Collaborate to create something even better. That's New York, baby. Yeah, Nick Chavez, the chief marketing officer for KFC United States, said in a statement, the fan-favorite mashup is finally available in the United States. So if you're in New York, you have to go back in time a couple days, but East 14th Street, the KFC location, will be slanging cheats. Are you into this, Kevin?

39:14I would try it. I would probably try it. Me too. I actually won't try it, but I don't know. I'd like to entertain the idea that I might try it. I have another hot take. I'm not super offended by it. I'm not a New Yorker, so I don't know. Is this just chicken parm? That's a good take. This is just chicken parm. This is truly chicken parm. Good job. Good job, guys. This is chicken parm. You put pepperoni on chicken parm. Yeah, you put pepperoni on chicken parm. Congratulations. This is chicken parm. You can get chicken parm from anywhere. Yeah, but now you can get it at KFC. Yeah, it's chicken parm.

39:55It's chicken parm. Now it's Cheetza, bro. And they call it Cheetza. The real innovation here is the name. Yeah, that's a good name. Yeah. And honestly, I'm pretty hungry right now, I would eat. We got to talk about a trend that is sweeping the nation, Kevin. Yeah. You know what it is? What? Dual duty iPhone cases. Oh, I need an iPhone case. I know. Me too. My iPhone case is actually falling apart. I've probably had it for like three years. I don't have an iPhone case. My shit's all busted. Yeah, man. It's broken on both sides. You can't go caseless. I look like a psycho right now, dude. So, Hayley Bieber.

40:36is patient zero for this hot new trend. Introducing the Rode iPhone case. Have you seen this piece? The Rode iPhone case? Yeah. Have you seen it, Kevin? I have not. Wow. I'm going to show it to you live. I'm going to show it to you live for the first time. You ready to see this? Yeah. Where are you sending it? I'm just going to turn my computer around. All right, sweet. In three, two.

41:00Okay, sweet. What is that? Face cream? It's an iPhone case that has a lip balm that you can slide into its crevice. And she just started posting this on her stories. And people are like, that is sexy for more reasons than one. I mean, it looks cool. That tension and friction is making me all hot. That's right. And so that, also Haley Bieber, very famous. and trendsetter in many ways. So that happens. And the hottest new trend, similar to like, remember when that guy put a piece of duct tape on the banana? Yeah. And every brand was like, what's my duct tape banana there? So this is now, this is the second brand I've seen it, which is Body Vodka.

41:56And so they have an iPhone case that's also a flask. so my question about this also looks pretty cool did they have this in the works they must have had this like they must have had this prototype or maybe had this as an idea and all of a sudden when when because when hailey beaver came out with that road thing i was like brands are going to do this this is going to be a thing because all you need is your iphone your phone and your lip balm and then boom bring them together just like the cheese brings yeah you know pizza and fried chicken together this is very smart how can you make your phone a case for your product and so a flask makes a lot of sense but i just was really impressed by how quick this happened yeah it did happen pretty quick i guess because now that you're telling me the timeline and i'm just learning about this yes it did happen pretty quick a flask into a smart they're both good ideas i don't know i'm i'm out of the flask smartphone flask that That thing's nasty.

42:53I don't know. I don't want to put my lips on my iPhone case. Well, maybe, but you... iPhone cases are probably one of those things that, you know, if you ask like a... I think it's just a holder. If you ask like one of those fancy scientists that's got a Petri dish, they'd be like, oh, that shit's dirtier than your toilet bowl. I believe them. I think iPhones are some of the most dirty things on the planet Earth. Yeah, but I don't think you have to drink the case, Kevin. I think it's just a holder for a little flask. I think that's the way it's going to be. Oh, it's just a holder? Still. I mean, it's in your pocket.

43:20I don't know. Shout out to Body. It's a low-proof vodka brand. Low-proof vodka brand? Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah. Are they like a... It's not non-alcoholic. Are they doing like an experiential innovation on low-proof vodka? Are they taking like, you know, corner store alcoholic vodka and turning it a little premium? It looks good. I mean, Body's a... It's a well-designed brand. I don't know. Good for them. It's about time we start innovating on those brands. Yeah, it's a low ABV vodka, which I gotta ask what the point of that is. It's for alcoholics to buy a gas station. But I guess if I'm getting a Bloody Mary, maybe I don't want to get – maybe I just want a Bloody Mary with like – you get a virgin Bloody Mary, which is totally fine, and then you can get a vodka Bloody Mary.

44:07Maybe this is like a – I just want a light buzz kind of thing. I don't know. But yeah, shout out to innovation. Innovation. Innovation that excites. Innovation that excites. Too big. The iPhone. A little fronty watch. Yeah, the iPhone. I think the lip balm iPhone case is something you'll be talking about. We'll be talking about at the end of the year. I think it's made that much noise. Wow, interesting. Before we get out of here, Kevin, two quick things. Your boy, Fieri, is back. Thank you for pronouncing his name correctly. I know how to pronounce it. Yeah, Fieri. A lot of people come up in here and say Fieri.

44:41I say get that shit out of here. Pronounce the man's name correctly. He has launched a line of sauces, which to be honest, it feels like... About damn time. I mean, how does he not already have sauces? They're called Flavortown, but it's also Donkey Sauce. So what's going on here? So it promotes his restaurant? Donkey Sauce is the flagship sauce from his guy's American Kitchen. I don't know if it's at other restaurants, but I vividly remember. I've been there. I was at the Times Square one back in 2016, and it's the signature sauce from his line of sauces. Great name, Donkey Sauce. Yeah, Donkey Sauce.

45:24Got it. So it's a line of sauces called Flavortown, Donkey Sauce being the lead skew, while he also has jalapeno, hickory, Carolina, something else. Top secret sauce. A top secret sauce. so this feels late and I will say but sure good for him getting into this sort of consumer package good game I like how he put himself on it I think the packaging is terrible yeah I think the packaging and the reason why I'm going to say it's so bad is because the man he's got a bad aesthetic we know that but he could have done this in a cool way and I don't think He's got a good aesthetic. No, sorry. You're a hater.

46:07Sorry. His aesthetic is defined. It is like, sorry, it's very ownable. It's very recognizable. It's got flames. It's got this like very sort of vintage car, you know, sort of vibe. Like it's like LA. It's like whatever. Like I don't even know how I would describe it. I think it's pretty Vegas. Yeah. It's like Vegas meets car culture meets, you know, black letter type meets flames. Seems like it's America, baby. It's America. But this doesn't do it well, in my opinion. I think this could have been done well. And I even think the bottle itself looks like this sauce is going to like, I don't know.

46:46It just feels cheap. It's in plastic. I'm not a fan. Matty Matheson just came out with a brand of his own flavored sauces. Well, of course, that one's going to be fucking tasteful. And that shit looks gorgeous. Yeah, of course. Shout out to Wedge, man. So this could have been done well. That's what I'm saying. I'm saying I'm all for Fieri making sauces. This is the fact that he already didn't have this out yet is. But this is what Guy Fieri does. This is his aesthetic. This is why we love him. No. Yes. But a big picture of him on the side of the pack and on this shitty bottle. We got to know where it's coming from, bro.

47:20You got to know. I'm sorry. This is not working for me. I'm just not here for it. Shouts of Dylane. They said that the man transcends aesthetics. He does. I mean, that is not wrong. But here's the thing. There's bad, and there's so bad it's good. This falls into bad for me. I can see where you're coming from with that. Thank you. Now that you've put it into Kevin terms. Yes. I think this could have been so bad it was awesome. Let him cook. And I'm looking at it, and it looks bad. Also, I will say these mock-ups look pretty bad, too. In his hand, they look a little bit better. Now I'm looking at a second picture.

47:58but also man don't put a picture of yourself on the fucking side of this thing i disagree uh shout out to i want to be looking at guy when i shout to fred hart shout out to fucking interact boulder they just redid the fucking feastables packaging and they took mr beast down a notch wow yeah it says mr beast's feastables in big letters before it was mr beast bar and then feasible is real small they got that right this this is not getting it right this is yeah we should uh this is wrong we should go we should get fred on to talk about that process you You know what? Shout out to Fred. Look for an email from us coming shortly.

48:29We want to talk about it. I want to hear what it was like to do 100 plus rounds of work for Mr. B's. Did he need to see 100 because he had to cure 100 people of their blindness and see 100 designs? Did you see the video where he said he trapped 100 people ages 0 to 100 in boxes? Did you see this video? And on Twitter, people just posted, they reposted the thing. and just the first sentence just said, I trapped 100 people ages 0 to 100 in boxes. Like, what a weird thing to say. Like, just if it wasn't Mr. Beast, you'd be like, I wonder if that sentence has probably never, ever been said before in the entirety of human history.

49:08I trapped 100 people ages 0 to 100 in boxes. Like, that's a sentence, you know. That's just a tremendous sentence. It's just content, dude. We got to start doing that. Sorry. You want to be popping? We want to start trapping people in boxes? I looked it up. It said, the actual page, the actual quote says, I found 100 people ages 1 through 100 and trapped them in cubes. That's the sentence. That's it. Shout out to all those. Shout out to the parents of those children. Let's just say the four and under children to be trapped in those boxes. So people are just tweeting, I found 100 people ages 1 through 100 and trapped them in cubes.

49:48That's all the tweets. that's just what people are tweeting. Wow. Which is amazing. Shout out to Mr. Beast. We have a great society. I will say, shout out to Mr. Beast. This content is A+. Last story of the day, Kevin, is from Under Consideration. Shout out to Brand New. I'm speaking at First Round. Wow. I should probably start promoting that. Yeah, you should. If you're in the New York area, First Round is an amazing conference where designers show their first round presentations for projects. So if you ever wonder how a brand pitches or sells in their work or presents their work in the first round, first time that clients are seeing work, this is a conference that is fully focused on first round.

50:29Should walk out to it feels like the first time. It honestly is an awesome conference. You know that song? Yeah, of course. And I'm going to be presenting most likely not 100 % sure or guaranteed, but probably United States of America, the first round. because people always say, like, how did you guys get that through? Like, how did you possibly get it? I feel like, yeah, what else would you even do? Yeah, I mean, there's so many. Play the hits, Alex. Come on. Play the hits. So shout out to Armin. Shout out to Brand New. Under consideration, has the scoop here, Puma and Cheetos come together for All-Star Weekend to do a line of sneakers, part of the Puma basketball sort of range of products, with Cheetos, bright neon orange, and pretty cool.

51:17Pretty cool-looking kind of collection here. I kind of love a sneaker collab. Yeah. It kind of hits, and especially Cheetos. Scooter Anderson's maybe not the best basketball player this year. Great name, though. Great name. I think he's having a bit of struggles in his rookie season. The stats aren't looking too great. but hey I think the shoes are actually kind of dope the shoes are fire yeah and then the auxiliary merch is also fire they had like some sweaters and shit yeah yeah it was great and the box they came in was sort of looked like a sort of a box that a bodega would get like sort of like industrial sort of Cheetos box which is pretty fucking cool and then I have to add another thing that I saw that stood out to me at All Star Weekend they had a giant oversized Cheetos bag that you can walk inside of.

52:09The inside was all metallic foil. That's pretty sweet. It was all silver and really cool looking on the inside. All the Cheetos, bright orange merch and some of the art stuff that installations or whatever that was inside of this bag. It literally looked like you were inside a bag of Cheetos. That's sweet. I really liked that. I don't know who did that. They got a good brand. They don't really miss. Yeah. No, and I think this is like, it was just a cool activation. I find those things to be kind of cheesy most of the time. But you talked about how... Brand's got to activate. Brand's got to activate, but you talked about how Coinbase did something particularly cool with sort of the moonshot thing.

52:54And then this is a pretty cool activation inside a bag of Cheetos. I have a picture here, Kevin. Oh, sweet. That's not the best picture, but... I mean, it's dope. It is cool. It looks like it was actually... Also, say what you will. I guess I'm talking to me because I was talking shit on the All-Star weekend. But say what you will about the dunk contest. But that floor, the light-up floor was fucking sick. I think you're 100 % right. We almost didn't talk about the light-up floor. I'm excited to see how that evolves in the future. The absolute coolest part of All-Star weekend by far was the LED floor that they played on.

53:26I'm hoping to see. Well, actually, I don't know because I didn't watch any of the dunks. but I'm hoping to see some cool maybe like custom routine syncing or like interaction on the floor because I don't know. I don't really know how much there was. Oh, you're saying like the floor interacts? No, dude. When the players in the dunk contest were like, when they were moving, fire was like tracking them on the floor. That's sweet. It was fucking cool as hell. I'm saying I would maybe I want like a personalized one that goes with their dunk in a little considered show. Yeah, I mean, that floor is amazing.

54:04They didn't play the main game on that floor, I don't think. Yeah, I don't think. I don't think it's ready to be played. I don't think the players would want to do that. No, I guess. So there's something. I mean, it must be tough to run on. I don't know. There's some reason why it's not ready. Well, those dudes don't want to get hurt. Yeah, on an LED fucking experimental basketball court. That's why the game sucks. you know why can't they figure out a way I don't want to turn into a sports podcast here again but like why can't they figure out why can't they figure out a way to make the all-star game competitive I don't understand I don't know I just I don't think dudes it doesn't mean anything so like they don't want to play hard I wouldn't want to play hard in that like that's kind of you should go and entertain the crowd and it's kind of like the Harlem Globetrotters a little bit right you're just kind of hooking up threes and they score like it's like a 200 point game right it yeah no they had the highest scoring like game in the history of basketball whatever whoa yeah i mean but i just there i saw some clips online of old like all-star games yeah dude and like they were playing hard so when did they just stop giving a shit after kobe left the league yeah man kobe they don't have that mama mentality no i mean it's true like i remember catching one when Jordan was still in the league, like when he was on the Wizards.

55:28And that one was like, they were going fucking hard in that game. I just don't understand. Why don't they want to compete? I used to be stoked to watch that. Yeah, me too. I said this before. I love All-Star Weekend. I watch it religiously and I'm just constantly being let down. But you have the best basketball players on planet Earth. You split them into two teams. Why can't we figure out a way to make them play hard against each other? It's not like these guys are going to get super hurt. It's also like they don't even need to be playing at 100 either. If they stepped it up to 75. Yeah, they're just shooting from deep range.

56:03Here's the thing. Why can't they play defense? Just play defense. I don't want to. I don't know. It's just turned into something that's just not fun to watch. They don't care. Someone said this, so this is an original thought. They don't care, so I don't care. And that's what it comes down to. That's fair. If you don't care, I don't care. I think this year is the first year that I haven't, like, I, like you, I'm a big dunk contest guy. As a child, I loved it. Yeah, yeah. Like, you know, Nate Robinson, Dwight Howard, you know, Jason Richardson, Vince Carter. Like, those are my guys. Like, I love the dunk contest.

56:42I want to dunk my entire life. I still do. Yeah, of course. I'd give my left lung to dunk. Do you think that we've just hit peak dunk ability? Do you think that we can't do anything more interesting? Because I feel like you should. I think it's not like snowboarding where people push themselves further to do crazier things. Like Sean White used to win a fucking Olympics with a 1280. and now a 1280 doesn't even get you into the competition. You know what I mean? So it's like I think people are expecting that, myself included, to where the thing goes up. But because there's nothing catapulting them, so what we need to do is introduce a trampoline of some sort or something that people can push themselves a little bit further.

57:36They got to get rid of – I think it's the opposite. They got to get rid of the props. No props. No props. No people. No people. I hate it. It's like we've already seen. Someone dunk over tall people. Yeah. I don't understand. Why is that impressive? It's not that impressive. No. They dunked over Shaq. That's it. They dunked over Taco Fall. Not impressive. Not impressive. Fucking Nate Robinson dunked over Shaq like 10 years ago. It's been done. It's been done. We don't need to see that anymore. Yeah. I don't know. Try something new. I don't know. I don't know how you fix it. Because I feel like these dudes aren't really practicing.

58:08You're not practicing like crazy dunks. and maybe we've hit a ceiling of like the dunks that you need to go beyond. Like you actually probably need to be practicing them like, you know, well in advance. Because there are people doing crazy dunks, but they're not in the NBA. They're just dunkers. There's Matt McClung. You know how I feel about Matt McClung. I'll say it again. He's your boy. No, that dude should not be in the All-Star game. Yeah, I agree. I think last year I disagreed. I was like, that's good for him. But two years in a row, yeah. And I guess he earned it. It's not the fucking G League.

58:43He earned it last year. He can be in the G League dunk contest. He earned it last year. I don't have a problem with him being in this year. Why? Because he had a 10-day contract? No, he earned it last year because he won the dunk contest last year. And you get to defend. That dude should not be in the dunk contest. He's not in the NBA. Yeah. I mean, he is a dunker. He's a good dunker. But here's the thing. If you want to open it up to the best dunkers in the world, then fine. Open it up to every person that's ever dunked on YouTube. Bring in all the fucking best dunkers and be like, can the NBA players dunk better than the YouTubers?

59:13And make it interesting. Find some YouTuber that can do some fucking crazy shit and bring him in. Bring in all the best dunkers. But to pretend that Matt McClung is an NBA athlete and put him in the dunk contest against fucking real basketball players? I don't know. I said it last year. I'll say it again this year. Matt McClung needs some help with the aesthetic. I mean, I kind of like his vibe. He looks like a creative player with stock tattoos. His tattoos are pretty bad. Yeah, he does. He needs to do more. He needs to cover up that arm. One last thing before we go. The Clippers. New uniform, new logo, new branding.

59:52I saw it. I think I like it. Yeah, me too. It's clean. It's clean. It's just simple. And it's just like a script and nice colors. And it's nothing crazy. But that last one, the one they had introduced two, three years ago. It's been a while, though. It's been way longer than two or three years. Oh, fuck, man. That was like CP3 era. CP3 Blake Griffin when they first rolled those out. Tell me that was like 20 years ago. Sorry, tell me it was like 10 years ago. I think it was 10. It was 10? I think. That's what my head says. Okay, I'll look it up. That was really bad. Yeah, those sucked. I'm glad that they moved.

1:00:31I'm glad that now they're actually like, you know, the people who I know who follow the NBA say that the Clippers have a nice shot of... They're playing the best basketball right now. Really? Okay, Kevin, they introduced them in 2015. That's what I would have guessed. That makes sense. Because the thing, 2015 does feel like two to three years ago, and also was nine years ago, which is practically ten years ago. So it is both of those things, and I could get that wrong, because I got married in 2015. That feels like just a couple years ago, but it will also be ten years next here. Wow. So, um, that's the show, everybody.

1:01:05Thank you for listening. Thank you for tuning in. Uh, Kevin and I are, we're back. We're back, baby. Like each week we appreciate all the people. We'll get it. We'll get this rolling. We're trying to get this thing right. We'll get some new, uh, some new apps. Thank you for listening. Uh, yeah. Thank you for caring. Leave a review, leave a review the other day. Actually, uh, the other day today I was looking at the reviews cause, um, you know, I want to share them with someone and there were some pretty nice, really wonderful comments that you guys have left. So leave a review, follow the Instagram.

1:01:32Kevin, can you send me the password to the Instagram? I'm logged out of it. Oh, yeah. Sorry. I recently just... I had to change it recently. Let's start posting there again. Guys, we've just been busy. Sorry, but the podcast matters. Design matters. Yeah, wow. Shout out to Debbie. Yeah, sweet. Peace. Later.

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