749: Surge Bananas

5 Jun 2026 · 1 h 16 min · 35 chapters

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In short

The hosts react to social-media backlash over a prior rant, then cover a long run of tech/data/privacy and AI-related news: Colorado vetoes a “surveillance pricing” ban; “surge bananas” via dynamic grocery pricing; 23andMe/Chrome Holding security breach lawsuit; Florida’s first-of-its-kind OpenAI lawsuit; Meta employee keystroke/mouse tracking with limited opt-outs; Instagram account takeovers using Meta’s AI support chatbot; Google AI search regulation in the UK; Microsoft Scout AI “make people addicted” rollout; school social-media addiction settlements; Malaysia and Poland youth phone bans; and multiple AI/media/cars/IPO stories.

Guests

No guests are interviewed; only hosts Jason DeFillippo and Brian Schulmeister.

Key claims

Dynamic pricing will exploit personal data to raise grocery prices; AI copilots and chatbots enable account takeovers and unsafe uses; major AI firms prioritize growth over safety; data brokers and security cutbacks make breaches inevitable.

Notable examples

Ralph’s electronic price tags (garlic and bananas price increases); 23andMe breach affecting 7M+ users; Florida alleging ChatGPT aided a mass shooter; Instagram password resets via AI chatbot; UK AI Overviews opt-out; Microsoft Scout internal docs (“make people addicted”); Google JetSki generating fabricated metrics.

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Chapters

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Instagram Follow-Up and Comments

0:45 to 5:00

Jason shares a follow-up on his Instagram post and the reactions it received.

“I honestly did not give a single fuck about anything that anybody had to say.”

The Problem with Negative Engagement

5:00 to 8:00

The hosts discuss the effectiveness of negative comments and the state of social media engagement.

“Join the audio version, the video version, whatever.”

Surge Bananas and Dynamic Pricing

8:00 to 11:10

A discussion on the impact of dynamic pricing on grocery items and consumer reactions.

“When they go to dynamic pricing for groceries, which are already out of reach for some people and keep going higher.”

Data Breaches and Security Concerns

11:10 to 12:20

An overview of a lawsuit against 23andMe related to a security breach affecting user data.

“And then one person gets hacked and it's just Swiss cheese.”

Florida's Lawsuit Against OpenAI

12:20 to 14:00

The hosts discuss a lawsuit against OpenAI regarding the impacts of ChatGPT.

Legal Concerns Over ChatGPT

14:00 to 14:40

Discussion on the legal implications of deploying AI technologies without proper warnings.

“adequately addressed warnings about potential risks before putting chat GPT in front of hundreds of millions of users.”

Legal Concerns Over ChatGPT

14:43 to 15:53

Discussion on the legal implications of deploying AI technologies without proper warnings.

“Delete Me makes it easy, quick and safe to remove your personal data online at a time when surveillance and data breaches are common enough to make everyone, and we mean everyone, vulnerable.”

Meta's Employee Monitoring Controversy

16:14 to 18:19

Exploration of Meta's controversial employee tracking practices and their implications.

“I suppose if you're a Meta employee, we've talked multiple times about their extremely dystopian plan to track all their employees' mouse clicks and keystrokes in the name of their own AI training, a.k.a.”

Instagram Account Takeovers

18:19 to 20:23

Discussion of a major Instagram account takeover campaign exploiting AI chatbots.

“Rub your hairless cat on your fucking island in Hawaii and just go about your business.”

Google's AI Generated Code Skepticism

20:23 to 23:59

Review of internal skepticism among Google engineers regarding AI-generated coding claims.

“Somebody posted a video on X about how to do this.”
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UK Regulations on Google AI Search

23:59 to 25:17

Analysis of new UK regulations impacting Google's AI search features and publisher rights.

“Problem now is if you do that, nobody will ever see your shit.”

Microsoft's Scout AI Assistant Strategy

25:17 to 28:00

Discussion on Microsoft's Scout AI assistant and its planned rollout strategy focused on user dependency.

“Oh, Brian, this next one makes me giggle.”

The Impact of Social Media in Schools

28:00 to 29:29

Discussing the negative effects of social media on students and schools.

“YouTube will also provide the district teachers with training programs that would help them use its platform for their classes more effectively.”

Social Media Regulations Around the Globe

29:30 to 30:55

Exploring new social media regulations in Malaysia and Poland.

“In keeping with us, Malaysia's social media ban for anyone under 16 officially went into effect today.”

Lawsuits Against AI Companies

30:56 to 34:33

Examining lawsuits against AI companies and their implications.

“So there will be exceptions to the rules, but it's a good rule.”

Self-Driving Cars and Liability

34:34 to 36:42

BYD's new insurance policy for self-driving cars and its implications.

“is putting its money where its mouth is when it comes to self-driving technology.”

SpaceX IPO Risks and Challenges

36:43 to 38:14

Discussing risks associated with SpaceX's IPO and the AI industry's water usage.

“I've not invested in any of these companies.”

AI's Role in Celebrity Comebacks

38:15 to 40:56

The use of AI to recreate deceased celebrities and its controversies.

“But anyway, Tesla owners say Tesla may have quietly rewritten history.”

Generative AI Missteps in Media

40:57 to 42:00

Examining a controversial AI-generated thumbnail for Star Trek II.

“The image shows Captain Kirk is played by William Shatner in a business suit.”

The Decline of Paramount and Accountability

42:00 to 43:15

Discussion on the changing standards at Paramount and the loss of accountability in media.

“Nobody with any understanding of the IP whatsoever was overseeing this.”

World Cup Anticipation and Corruption

43:15 to 44:38

Emotional reactions to the upcoming World Cup amidst discussions of FIFA's corruption.

“the World Cup starts this coming Thursday, June 11th, so I will see you all in a month.”

AI Insights from Joanna Stern's Book

44:38 to 45:10

Review of 'I Am Not a Robot' and its insights on AI for everyday users.

“You can just, if you're going, you're going to want to print this out.”

Critical Views on AI Podcasts

45:10 to 46:35

Critique of various AI podcasts and the challenges faced in the tech industry.

“just because of the vast amount of knowledge that you and I already have about this.”

Dungeons and Audiobook Recommendations

46:35 to 47:48

Discussion about 'Dungeon Crawler Carl' audiobooks and their engaging storytelling.

“and being lazy and having enjoyed the first book so much, I picked up Carl's Doomsday Scenario, Dungeon Crawler Carl, book two by Matt Dinneman.”

Ryan Holiday's Wisdom Takes Work

47:48 to 48:39

Exploration of the themes in Ryan Holiday's book on learning and effort.

“Every sci-fi book that I go to, it's the same goddamn guy.”

Managing Audiobooks and Tech Setup

48:39 to 49:48

Discussion on managing audiobook collections and tech setups for storage.

“Also, the single best, probably 25-minute takedown of Elon Musk that you will ever read, period.”

Star Wars Discussions with Dave

50:42 to 52:11

Conversations about Star Wars series and the family’s viewing experiences.

“I want to just lean into some Star Wars really quick because it's kind of what we do.”

Rewatching Downton Abbey

52:11 to 56:00

Discussion on the rewatch of Downton Abbey and its appeal.

“It's hard for me to remember like Rebels Clone Wars, you know, like, well, which try watching.”

Discussing Downton Abbey and Recent News

56:00 to 58:01

The hosts discuss Downton Abbey, share their thoughts on Anthony Head's passing, and react to his impact on various shows.

“Now, they don't break into song or anything, but everything else.”

Exploring Dairy Girls and Comedy Shows

58:02 to 1:00:17

The conversation shifts to Dairy Girls, sharing the enjoyable elements and humor of the show.

“Well, so speaking of Downton Abbey and series to watch, Alana and I are just about to wrap up the Dairy Girls show.”

The Emu Encounter on the Highway

1:00:18 to 1:02:48

A funny story about an emu that escaped from a farm and caused traffic disruptions on the highway.

“Absolutely nothing to do with this, but very good.”

AI-Generated Music Discussion

1:02:49 to 1:06:39

The hosts delve into AI-generated jazz music, its reception, and the implications for the creative industry.

“It's just like a moment of delight spoiler.”

Changes in the Music Industry and Streaming Trends

1:06:40 to 1:10:06

Discussion on the changing landscape of music creation and consumption in the streaming era, focusing on trends and impacts.

“I certainly wouldn't be able to tell the difference with jazz.”

The State of Modern Music

1:10:06 to 1:12:08

Explore the challenges faced by modern musicians in the industry.

“It's like, you know, you think about the Pink Floyds and all that stuff back in the day.”

Humor in Music Critique

1:12:08 to 1:12:45

A lighthearted discussion about the state of current music.

“And even they've been around for 10 years plus.”
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Transcript

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0:16Brian Schulmeister:Welcome to Grumpy Old Geeks. I'm Jason DeFillippo. And I'm Brian Schulmeister. Brian, I got a little quick follow up here this week on a little Instagram windfall that I had. Oh yes, let's greet all our new listeners. Yes, all 12 of you. Well, here's the thing. 15 ,294 people now know about the show that didn't know about it before. Three of them have subscribed. And I just had a very interesting week because, yeah, I just got the shit kicked out of me in the comments. But I... You knew this was coming, Jason. I honestly did not give a single fuck about anything that anybody had to say. This is one of those times where it's like, it just washed over me and I felt nothing, nothing, period.

1:04Brian Schulmeister:And I started to fight back and I'm just like, I was like, I'm making really funny comments about the kids. Here's the thing. Every time I made a snarky comment to one of these little shits that came back to me about the video that I posted in the video, by the way, for the people who are listening was about the rant that I posted last week on the show about vibe coders being script kitties. All I did, I just copy and pasted the rant that I did and I posted it to Instagram and everybody fucking lost their mind. And it's like all these kids who were the target of the rant were the ones that had a problem with the rant.

1:37Brian Schulmeister:That works. Yeah, it totally. It totally works. I have been called. What was I called? I've been called a boomer, a virgin in a bro more times than I can count. Here, don't call me bro, bro. Seriously.

1:51Jason DeFillippo:My kid calls me bro already. It is It's just nomenclature for anybody under our age, apparently.

1:57Brian Schulmeister:Okay, okay. I don't want to be called bro. If you put bro in the comment, I'm not going to read it. Well, I'm not going to read it anyway because I just gave up on that shit. Thank you to everybody who came in and defended my honor. I appreciate that. And kudos to all the coders who knew what I was talking about and didn't get butthurt because they knew what I was talking about.

2:13Jason DeFillippo:You didn't read my favorite insult that you got, though, Jason. You even posted it in the show notes. I was getting to it, Brian. Would you like to read it, Brian? I would. Yes. Mind Grid Art commented, like, I'm going to take criticism from a guy who looks like somebody glued a frog to a thumb.

2:30Brian Schulmeister:Chef's kiss. A plus. Chef's kiss. Thank you. That was the only one that actually got me chuckling. Because my point of the whole thing was, I'm like, you dumb shits are using AI for everything except writing your fucking burns. Come on. Any, any, like, AI worth its fucking salt could at least write half a good burn. You did nothing. You didn't even try. You were so butthurt. You just got like, you know, the fog of war. I need to write something horrible. I'm like, fuck you. At least give it a shot.

3:03Jason DeFillippo:It's so funny when you told me that you're going to do this. And sadly, it does work, right? Oh, absolutely. Like negative engagement does so much better than being smart or being funny or being positive. You go negative, engagement goes through the roof, which is a sad testament to social media, but certainly explains a lot about where we are as a society right now because this shit is being amplified left, right, and center, and we're all scrolling through it all day long. Yeah, but when you told me that you were going to do this, I couldn't help but think about the advice that we were giving ourselves as well as all of our listeners for all the years we've been doing this podcast.

3:43Jason DeFillippo:Never read the comments section.

3:44Brian Schulmeister:And don't feed the trolls. And you dived right in, man. Well, I know I did for a little bit and then I stopped. I'm just like, you know what? I gave up because I was writing such good burns that they were deleting their comments. And I'm like, no, that's not what I want. I want an archive of this shit.

3:58Jason DeFillippo:Well, you know, again, there's no grit with this younger generation. There's no friction. As soon as they get pushback, delete, delete, delete. Can't have that in my life. Erase from my memory. My life is perfect as it is. I spank off all day long and I just scroll and scroll and scroll. That's what I do.

4:14Brian Schulmeister:I love the people that were like, hey, virgin energy, bro. You're such a virgin. I'm like, dude, I've been fucking girls for 38 years. I could have fucked your mom's mom. I could be your grandfather. Exactly. You little shit. So fuck off. But I have to say, so here are the stats. 18 ,290 views. 15 ,294 accounts reach, which is great. That's fine. For reference, we're lucky to get 100. Dude, if I'm over 50, it's a fucking great day. Uh, 617 likes, 154 comments, about 120 of those were shit postings, 36 retweets, 264 shares in 181 bookmarks. So that proves to me that what we're saying actually connects with people.

4:59Brian Schulmeister:So there you go. So subscribe, please go to GOG.show. Join the audio version, the video version, whatever. Just join us every week because you're one of us. You're absolutely one of us. All right. Okay. And to follow up, we do have a new shirt out. It's called Destroy the Broligarchy. I am very happy with this shirt. We've only got the front-facing version first because people seem to ask for that one first. We'll do a back version with a front patch and then a three-quarter version and a beefy tee version soon because everybody apparently wants the thick beefy tees. I like the thin tees. You feel your nipples.

5:34Brian Schulmeister:It's great. But I don't know why they like the thick tees. They hang better on you. They hang better on you. Okay. Our audience likes to be well hung. is what you're saying. I do, but I prefer the thin ones myself as well. Yeah. They're more comfortable, but yeah. Yeah, and maybe it's just because I'm fat. I like, because I don't like insulation, but you know. I do want to also point out that on YouTube, we do have memberships now, so if you want to help support the show and you don't want to go to Patreon or PayPal or the Tip Jar or any place like that, you can go to YouTube and sign up, and you know, you don't get anything extra, because nobody does.

6:10Brian Schulmeister:This is just a way to help support us, support the show. So check it out. Check it out. And the first bit of follow up I have is Colorado Governor Jared Polis has vetoed a bill that would have banned so-called surveillance pricing, the practice of using personal data and algorithms to charge different consumers different prices. Yeah, that's a great look, dude. That's a great look. The legislation aimed to stop retailers and employers from profiling people based on factors like demographics and behavior to determine what they're willing to pay or accept in wages. Polis argued the bill was too broad and could unintentionally block legitimate uses of technology, including discounts, loyalty programs, and other pricing tools that benefit consumers.

6:54Brian Schulmeister:Let me tell you something, Jared Polis.

6:56Jason DeFillippo:First, this technology is never used in the consumer's favor. Never, ever, not once. Nope. in the history of the world has this technology or any of these types of technologies been used for the benefit of the fucking consumer. What was for the benefit of the consumer? When we were kids, our moms would get gigantic coupon books and then they would get money off when they grocery shopped. Groceries used to try to get you into their stores by giving you discounts. Now they're trying to get you into stores so they can fuck you up the ass with a banana. That's right. A surge banana.

7:31Brian Schulmeister:The surge banana. And Brian, I posted a picture of the day after the show when we were talking about these fucking electronic tags at our grocery stores. I walked into my local Ralph's and what did I see? Everywhere, a sea of electronic price tags. That was it. And the first thing I noticed was garlic went up nine cents. It was 50 cents a bulb the day before. They put in the electronic tags, now up to 59 cents. Bananas, up to 69 cents a pound, were 39 cents a pound the day before. also dynamic bananas dynamic bananas fuck the dynamic bananas you know what this is this is

8:06Jason DeFillippo:really this i've been waiting to see what the straw is that's going to break the camel's back for people the economy is already bad prices are way too high everybody's getting fired everybody's paying too much for health insurance if they can even keep health insurance gas prices are through the roof everybody was pissed off like taylor swift's dynamic pricing holy shit the world fucking exploded. This might be it. When they go to dynamic pricing for groceries, which are already out of reach for some people and keep going higher. Pitchforks are a fuck. Dynamically priced pitchforks are coming.

8:40Brian Schulmeister:Dynamically priced pitchforks are the way. And what I wanted to see was, because I'm sure these all these tags have Bluetooth, you know, that's the way it goes. If you have the Ralph's app on your phone and you're pinging, it knows when you get in the store. I want to watch as people walk through the store if those prices change. Every time somebody gets close to the bananas, if the bananas go up or down, you know, based on your income, how many children you have in your home, how much debt you have. Are you an alcoholic? Is your kid in rehab? Is your kid in jail? Is your wife leaving you? I want to see what the prices reflect when that happens.

9:11Jason DeFillippo:See, the interesting thing to me with as they're going to go this direction, which they're going to try to until somebody tells them not to, because we need regulations and laws, is my wife and I were talking about this and she brought up an interesting point. So what happens if you're using Instacart or DoorDash? Like the price when you put that thing in your cart the night before versus the price when the DoorDasher is going through the grocery store and picking stuff up could be completely different.

9:40Brian Schulmeister:That's true. That's true. And it actually might work in your benefit because the people who are doing the DoorDashing and the Instacarting are broke as fuck. So maybe they're going to get a discount as they go through the store. So it might come back to you. But But unless you do the ask app not to track, I bet it would like do a follow on. You know, it's like you look up diapers one day for your grandfather and then you see diapers on Google for the next six months. Although Google anymore, who the fuck knows because of AI. It's true. Yeah.

10:08Jason DeFillippo:Well, we got a bit more follow up. Chrome Holding Company, the company formerly known as 23andMe, is facing a lawsuit filed by California Attorney General Rob Bonta over a massive security breach back in 2023, which we talked about back then, that compromised millions of people's sensitive data. Bonta is accusing the company of misleading customers and failing to protect their sensitive personal information and genetic data related to their health, genetic predispositions and risk factors, biological relatives, ancestry, and ethnicity, aka everything we told you about that could happen. So you should be super, super careful before you spit in the tube and send it back, but none of you fucking listened.

10:43Jason DeFillippo:What was that, a decade ago we told them that? This incident has affected over 7 million users across the U.S., the lawsuit said, roughly 900 ,000 of which were California residents. So the hacker apparently used credentials stolen in previous data breaches, including from an attack on MyHeritage, another genealogy website that 23andMe worked with. So you could have been on a completely unrelated, it's been, oh my God, all the different webs that these companies have weaved, we buy from you, we share data with you, we do data here. And then one person gets hacked and it's just Swiss cheese. Yep.

11:18Jason DeFillippo:That's kind of how it works. That's it. There was credential stuffing. There was all this other stuff. Bonta said the company's security measures were so lax, hackers were able to operate undetected inside the system for five months. Yeah, not surprised. Not surprised because 23andMe did so many cutbacks and fired people and probably got rid of their security and IT divisions pretty quick, or at least bare-boned them because they were losing money. Because once they've sold all the tubes to spit in to all the people willing to do it, what do you do next? Yeah.

11:49Brian Schulmeister:And also, we don't know who these Chrome holding company people are because they're a holding company. It doesn't sell. It's not Chrome security company. You know, it's just a bunch of it's probably a bunch of private equity wonks who just bought something that they thought that they could flip and maybe turn into like a Bitcoin mining company. They will take your genes and fuse them into Bitcoin and then send them to the moon. You know, we just don't know.

12:10Jason DeFillippo:So in a particularly dark note about this particular breach, Bonta is accusing 23andMe of admitting critical information when it informed customers about the breach. He said the company downplayed the sensitivity of the stolen data and claimed that the DNA relatives feature was essentially public, all while it was secretly negotiating with the bad actors who were highlighting the inclusion of information about Asian American and Pacific Islanders as well as Jewish users and the data set they were selling.

12:36Brian Schulmeister:Well, you should have led with that. just saying yep you buried the lead on that one come on well i don't know you can look at it as burying the lead or leading up to okay okay oh dear well open ai is facing a first of its kind lawsuit from the state of florida with attorney general james wuthmeyer accusing the company and CEO Sam Altman of prioritizing the AI arms race over safety. What? Yeah, I know. Shocker. The state's 83-page complaint alleges that chat GPT has been linked to a range of harms, including aiding mass shooters, encouraging vulnerable users toward suicide, fueling addiction among minors and majors and everyone else in between, and presenting itself as a trusted companion while collecting users' data.

13:29Brian Schulmeister:The case follows a criminal investigation into last year's Florida State University shooting where the alleged gunman reportedly consulted chat GPT before the attack and open AI denies any responsibility, arguing that the chatbot didn't cause the crime. That's not what aid and abet means. That's what I'm saying. Accessory. Accessory before the fact, you fuckers. Florida's lawsuit is one of the most aggressive legal challenges yet aimed at a major AI company seeking to hold open AI accountable for how its technology is used and whether the company adequately addressed warnings about potential risks before putting chat GPT in front of hundreds of millions of users.

14:08Brian Schulmeister:We know they didn't. We have the receipts. They didn't. They don't give a fuck. So, yeah. I'm very impressed. This is a good lawsuit. Shocker, Florida. Go Florida lawyer, man. Yeah. Florida doing the right thing about gun violence. Are we merging back into a normal timeline, Brian?

14:28Jason DeFillippo:Cats and dogs living together in harmony. I don't know what's happening.

14:31Brian Schulmeister:Go to your library and find that copy of the Berenstain Bears and see if it's spelled right again. And then maybe we'll know we've merged back in. This episode is sponsored by Delete Me. Delete Me makes it easy, quick and safe to remove your personal data online at a time when surveillance and data breaches are common enough to make everyone, and we mean everyone, vulnerable. Look, if you work online like we do, you know your information is everywhere. Home addresses, phone numbers, relatives, old accounts you forgot existed. Data brokers vacuum this stuff up and sell it to basically anyone willing to pay.

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16:14Jason DeFillippo:Well, we got some more good news. I suppose if you're a Meta employee, we've talked multiple times about their extremely dystopian plan to track all their employees' mouse clicks and keystrokes in the name of their own AI training, a.k.a. train our bot to do your job so specifically that we'll be able to fire you in about five seconds. Meta is going to allow employees to pause tracking for up to 30 minutes in the event that they need to check something personal, the company told workers in a memo, i.e. like that email you just got from HR telling you to clear out your desk. Yeah. Honey!

16:50Brian Schulmeister:I know you're fucking the pool guy, so get him out because I'm coming home soon. I got no job. Come on.

16:56Jason DeFillippo:A subset of employees will also be able to request to opt out of the program altogether, particularly one named Zuckerberg.

17:03Brian Schulmeister:Yep.

17:04Jason DeFillippo:Though this will be limited to remote workers with bandwidth concerns, people who deal with sensitive material, and those who often work in spaces where they can't easily keep laptops connected to a power source. Apparently, this is because the tracking software requires so much power. So much. Your laptop is unplugged. It just basically drains in 10 seconds. Oh, dear. Mark Zuckerberg recently defended the program to employees, telling them that watching really smart people do things is the best way for AI models to improve quickly. The average intelligence to the people who are at this company is significantly higher than the average set of people that you can get to do tasks, he said in the leaked audio from a company-wide meeting last month.

17:43Jason DeFillippo:None of the data is being used for, like, looking at what people are doing or surveillance or performance tracking or anything like that. It's purely just like we are using this to feed a large amount of content into the AI model so that way it can learn how smart people use computers to accomplish tasks. I think that this is going to be a very big advantage if we can do it, and we'll probably do more things like it in the future, said super smart guy.

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18:06Brian Schulmeister:Jesus fucking Christ. He's not supposed to say that part out loud, Brian. That's not what that's not how you're supposed to do that.

18:14Jason DeFillippo:He just said, no, you're supposed to sit there and cackle and then stroke your cat.

18:19Brian Schulmeister:Exactly. Rub your hairless cat on your fucking island in Hawaii and just go about your business. You don't tell the smart people at your company that you're going to start recording the smart people. So the computer program that is designed to take over the job of the smart people can do the job. One trillion keystrokes. Oh my God, what a dumb fuck. Speaking of dumb fuckery over at Meta, Meta is scrambling to contain a major Instagram account takeover campaign that exploited the company's new AI-powered customer support chatbot. It watched what the smart people do at Instagram, and then it did exactly what the dumb people do.

18:59Brian Schulmeister:Attackers reportedly convinced the bot they owned targeted accounts and then had it link those accounts to attacker-controlled email addresses, allowing password resets and full account takeovers. The campaign appears to have targeted valuable OG usernames, high-profile accounts, and other desirable handles that can be resold on a gray market. Now, Brian, I have a desirable account on Instagram. I have a three-letter account. My Instagram username is JPD. That is a very valuable name, which nobody has offered to buy from me for anything that it's worth. But I get I get I get password reset emails up to 20 to 30 times a day.

19:40Brian Schulmeister:I have filters for it. I don't see them anymore.

19:43Jason DeFillippo:So John Peter Dershowitz, if you're out there, there's a three letter handle waiting for you. Exactly. Or joint penis distribution as a company.

19:52Brian Schulmeister:Perhaps you guys are ready. In response, Meta began securing affected accounts, sending password reset emails and notifying users of suspicious activity. How are they supposed to know they're coming from you and that they're legit because they could have come in from your fucking AI bot? The incident highlights the risks of giving AI systems authority over sensitive account management functions. Tasks that once required phishing attacks, sim swaps or insider assistance were allegedly accomplished by simply asking an AI chatbot to make the change. Brian, I watched the fucking video. Somebody posted a video on X about how to do this.

20:28Brian Schulmeister:It was comically, absurdly, grotesquely easy. But if you had any 2FA on your account, you were safe. So there. And that's why I'm still safe.

20:41Jason DeFillippo:Yep. But Jesus. I put 2FA on everything. It's like Frank's Red Hot.

20:46Brian Schulmeister:It's like Frank's Red Hot. That's right. Put that shit on everything. My God. Yeah, because at least they would have to do a SIM swap for that or at least get into my email account or use the app that I'm using for what? There's a million ways that they could get into it. But still, it's these guys go complicated. These guys go for low hanging fruit. And this hack, it's not even a hack. This was pathetic. I mean, this was fucking pathetic. Anyway, moving on. Despite Google CEO Sundar Pichai's claim that 75 percent of new code at Google is now AI generated. Many Google engineers appear deeply skeptical of the technology's real world value.

21:23Brian Schulmeister:According to internal messages reviewed by 404 Media, employees regularly share memes mocking the company's AI strategy, particularly around coding tools and productivity claims.

21:35Jason DeFillippo:I mean, it's easy to do, isn't it? Speaking of low-hanging fruit.

21:38Brian Schulmeister:Yep. One frequently shared target is JetSki, Google's internal AI coding assistant. In one example, the tool reportedly admitted that the performance metrics in a report had been simulated rather than pulled from production systems. Other memes contrasted AI's impressive onstage demos with its tendency to generate incorrect code and fabricated data during everyday use. Brian, there's this new video model with Gemini that they put out yesterday or the day before. I tried to make a new video for like the intro for our show. And I gave it a couple prompts and a couple images. I'm like, do this, do that.

22:18Brian Schulmeister:It burned through all of my tokens in my$20 account for the five-hour, seven-hour period, however long the period is, in about 12 seconds and did not give me a video. So I wrote, I'm like, why should I keep paying you if you're going to consistently give me nothing for what I'm paying for? And it gave me a page and a half of bullshittery around, you know, that's really not right. But since I can't refund your tokens and I can't do this, I can't do that, maybe you should try and do blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. At the very end, it's like, you could also try talking to customer support, but good fucking luck.

23:01Brian Schulmeister:Yeah, that's going to be a different bot. Totally different bot. I never got a video. And then when it reset, I posted the same prompt with the suggestions that it said in the bullshittery email about why I didn't get my video. Same thing. burned through all my tokens, didn't give me a video. And I have to get more tokens. Yeah, I'm like, I could pay more. I could pay$100 a month to get no video. But I'm already paying$20 a month to get no video. So why should I pay$100 a month to get no video? So at least, yeah, a search pricing, that's it. You know what? Google does have nano banana. That's true.

23:43Brian Schulmeister:Nano banana search pricing. Oh, man. And so, yeah, I just it. So it's it's it's great that the internal people at Google have called bullshit on it, too. Not just us old fucks, us boomers. Fucking idiots, not a boomer. Well, speaking of Google, the UK's competition and markets authority has ordered Google to make major changes to its AI powered search features, requiring clearer links and attribution to publisher content and giving publishers the ability to opt out of AI generated search products like AI overviews.

24:15Jason DeFillippo:Problem now is if you do that, nobody will ever see your shit.

24:19Brian Schulmeister:Well, Brian, regulators also barred Google from penalizing sites that opt out by lowering their rankings in traditional search results. OK, they thought of this. The UK guys thought of this. Google has nine months, nine months to comply and must publish reports explaining how it meets the new requirements, including how it measures the accuracy of AI generated responses. Easily done. Have AI write the report and just make up the data. Make up the shit. Exactly. Yep. The company had previously argued that adding too many source links could hurt the user experience and opposed page-level opt-out controls, but the CMA called bullshit and rejected those arguments.

25:05Brian Schulmeister:So, good on you, sir. Good on you.

25:07Jason DeFillippo:Nobody wants the Google that they've been using for 30 fucking years. Exactly.

25:12Brian Schulmeister:That might confuse the user. I know. Good lord. Google says it will comply and has already begun testing new search console controls that let website owners decide whether their content can be used to power generative AI search features while also providing publishers with more visibility in how their content appears in AI-generated answers. Bullshit. So, there we go. There you go. Oh, Brian, this next one makes me giggle. It makes me giggle. Microsoft's newly announced Scout AI assistant may have an eyebrow-raising launch strategy. As soon as I saw what Scout was, I said, first one's always free.

25:53Brian Schulmeister:According to internal Microsoft documents obtained by 404 Media, the first phase of the project's rollout is explicitly described as make people addicted. First taste free. That's what they should have called it. Yep. Scout began as an internal tool called Claw Pilot, part of Project Lobster.

26:17Brian Schulmeister:which adapts the viral open claw AI agent platform for everyday Microsoft 365 users. The same open claw platform that we have railed against for being such a giant security hole, a massive hack, and the one that most people have already abandoned. So, Microsoft. Yep, they're leaning into it. They're leaning into it. The document describes a three-phase plan focused first on building daily dependence through heavy usage and retention before expanding Scout into a broader agent platform. More than 1 ,000 Microsoft employees, including Satya Nadella, are reportedly already using it. Scout is designed to manage calendars, triage email, file expenses, prepare meetings, and execute recurring workflows with minimum supervision.

27:03Brian Schulmeister:Some Microsoft employees reportedly expressed concern over the language, calling it a rare example of a company openly stating what many believe is already the goal of modern software.

27:15Jason DeFillippo:I mean, if you're going to be a spade, you might as well call it a spade. Seriously. Why not?

27:22Brian Schulmeister:If they get the B-52s and Fred Schneider to be the voice of Scout AI, that would be perfect. That would be perfect.

27:31Jason DeFillippo:They'll use an 11 Labs version of Fred Schneider. That's true. That's true. Oh, God. We had talked about the Kentucky School District lawsuit against social networks for social media addiction. There was a couple of companies that had settled. Snap and TikTok have agreed to settle for$8 million. Each YouTube negotiated a payment of a bit more than$2 million. We are now getting basic reports about Meta, which is going to pay$9 million more than what any of the other defendants are paying. YouTube will also provide the district teachers with training programs that would help them use its platform for their classes more effectively.

28:10Jason DeFillippo:First off, I don't want YouTube in the classroom. I don't. Sorry. YouTube shouldn't be in the classroom. That's ads. That's God knows what else. All the companies pledge to invest in stronger safeguards for its younger user base as well. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. This is one of just more than 1 ,300 complaints filed by school districts around the U.S. accusing companies of creating products as addictive as cigarettes and then targeting minors. Lawsuits are arguing that companies' products cause not just addiction, but also depression, anxiety, eating disorders, and suicide among young users. So you think this, you hear this all the time.

28:44Jason DeFillippo:You have studies come out and say, oh, well, we're not so sure yet. Hang on a second. There's no conclusive evidence. Let's go with just how about the people that actually live and breathe and do it day to day. I guess I said breathe because it's Brethet County High School and it's stuck in my mind. Brethet County High School's principal said most of their time is being spent on dealing with social media stuff, such as addressing students videoing fights in school and bullying one another online. So straight from the horse's mouth, yes, it's a fucking problem. It's a fucking problem. Yeah. Surprise.

29:18Jason DeFillippo:They were originally asking for$60 million to finance mental health programs so they could address the harms of social media on its students. I think that these companies should bone up that$60 million immediately. Immediately. At least$60 million. Come on. In keeping with us, Malaysia's social media ban for anyone under 16 officially went into effect today. The Malaysian government revealed that companies found breaking the new rules could face fines of up to$10 million ringgit or about$2.5 million. For reference, Meta, one of the companies affected by the ban, reported more than$56.3 billion revenue in the first quarter of 2026.

29:51Jason DeFillippo:There we go. With the ban becoming official, any Malaysian resident with an account on affected social media platforms will soon have to verify that they're older than 16. Malaysia's Communications and Multimedia Commission say this age verification process will roll out over a six-month period, a.k.a. we've got to figure out what the fuck we're going to do. We've got to figure out how to fucking do it.

30:10Brian Schulmeister:We got no idea what we're going to do, but we're going to figure it out.

30:13Jason DeFillippo:Yeah, so we'll see what happens. But there we go. The Polish government has just approved a bill that would prohibit students under 16 years old from using their phones and smartwatches schools. It would still need to be approved by the country's parliament. And President Karol Nowrocki said before it becomes law. If it does, students will not be allowed to use their devices the entire school day, even during their breaks and post-class activities, which makes sense to me. They will still be able to bring their devices, which is something parents complain about. What if there's an emergency? But schools will be required to provide a designated location where the students will have to leave them until it's time to go home.

30:48Jason DeFillippo:Teachers and school staff won't be included in the ban, along with students with illnesses, disabilities, and other special needs, which makes sense to me. Because people who, say, have diabetes and need to monitor their blood sugar, that's all app-based now. It's a lot easier for kids, etc. So there will be exceptions to the rules, but it's a good rule. Yeah.

31:07Brian Schulmeister:Normies, put away your phone.

31:35Jason DeFillippo:So let's get with it.

31:37Brian Schulmeister:Please, because we're falling behind, as I can tell you from everybody that commented on my fucking video. We are falling behind.

31:46Jason DeFillippo:And getting back to lawsuits, CNN has joined the growing ranks of media companies suing perplexity for copyright infringement. Boy, you don't hear much about perplexity anymore except for the lawsuits against them.

31:56Brian Schulmeister:They had some new news come out this week about some new stuff that they came out with that nobody fucking cares about because perplexity is so far down the chain. It's like, hey, Tubi launched a new show. Quibi's back. Yeah, seriously. Well, Vine came back, didn't it? Vine is on its way back. No, it's in private beta. Jack has it in private beta right now. So, yeah, it's on its way.

32:24Jason DeFillippo:So anyways, this is just one of the many, many, many, many, many lawsuits taken by media companies against these AI companies. CNN's lawsuit stands for the proposition that perplexity, a company valued at tens of billions of dollars, should not be able to steal from entities that create the original content perplexity exploits, a CNN spokesperson said in statement to the outlet. The public rely on high-quality news journalism, as we used to, reported by human beings to understand their world, which makes sense when CNN's gutting their news departments. Have you seen what's going on in 60 Minutes?

32:55Jason DeFillippo:Woo, doggie! No, 60 Minutes is dead. Anyways, which is frequently dangerous and expensive to produce. Commercial operators can and must pay to make use of it. What did perplexity come back with as their defense? You can't copyright facts. Oh, my God. Fuck you. Fuck you. You get you with your tens of billions of dollars. Hire a reporting department to go out and find those facts because that's what you have to. The facts don't fall into your fucking. Well, they fall into your fucking lap because you scrape them. You stole them. But they don't fall into everybody's laps. You have to go get the facts.

33:31Jason DeFillippo:You have to research the facts. You have to investigate the facts. You have to go out and talk to people. You have to do reporting. You have to do writing. Go fuck yourself. That's a fact, Jack. That's right.

33:44Brian Schulmeister:Oh, my God. Well, AI music generator Suno just raised another$400 million, pushing its valuation to$5.4 billion.

33:54Jason DeFillippo:Unfortunately, there's about$30 billion worth of lawsuits coming out of them.

33:58Brian Schulmeister:That's the fucking point. Who are these idiots that just gave them$400 million knowing, knowing that all these lawsuits are pending? Who? Who? That would be great to know because I would like some money from you because you're fucking stupid. That's pretty much it. Yeah. Sooner raised$400 million. G &G.show slash donate. Yeah. Anybody that gave them$400 million. We'll take one. We just need one. That's it. I'll be happy.

34:27Jason DeFillippo:Yes.

34:27Brian Schulmeister:Yeah. Jesus Christ. Brian, what's next? My head hurts.

34:33Jason DeFillippo:BYD, which is the Chinese self-driving car company that actually kind of does self-driving cars, unlike Tesla, is putting its money where its mouth is when it comes to self-driving technology. During an event last week announcing its latest developments for smart driving chips, the Chinese EV maker announced it would offer full damage coverage for anyone using the Urban Navigate on Autopilot feature on their latest God's Eye 5.0 driver assistance system. It better be fucking good if you're calling it that.

35:01Brian Schulmeister:Are you listening, Elon? Are you listening? I know you think you're God, but they've put their money where their mouth is.

35:08Jason DeFillippo:Unsurprisingly, the offer is only available to BYD owners in China because they're not going to fuck around with the U.S. insurance companies. As reported by Electric, the guarantees also include repairs to the owner's car, third-party property damage, and personal injury costs. Along with that, the guarantee doesn't have a payout cap, doesn't require separate insurance policy, and won't raise insurance premiums. They said that this offer is good for one year for new customers or existing owners as soon as they upgrade to the Godzai 5.0 system. So we've been wondering for quite some time, self-driving cars, you know, autonomous vehicles.

35:42Jason DeFillippo:Who's responsible for it? Who's going to be, who pays up? Who has to get the insurance? Here's an answer. We'll do it. We trust our technology enough. Yeah. All right. That's it for you. That's the way it should be.

35:56Brian Schulmeister:Where the rubber meets the road. That's it. Because Elon knows that his shit is not very good. So he ain't going to pay out for that shit. Absolutely not. He won't pay out for anything

36:06Jason DeFillippo:unless a court tells him to anyways.

36:07Brian Schulmeister:Yeah, seriously. How many baby mamas he has that he ain't paying out for? Geez, he ain't going to pay out for his cars. For Christ's sakes.

36:14Jason DeFillippo:Well, we've got the SpaceX whatever IPO sucking all the oxygen and money out of the fucking galaxy. But they're not the only game in town. Anthropic looks set to go public and what's likely to become one of the biggest IPOs to date. The AI company confirmed on Monday that it's confidentially submitted a draft version of its S1 form to the Securities and Exchange Commission. They have not yet set a price for the offering, nor have they determined the number of shares it will initially make available. They're basically just testing the waters here. So we'll see. All right.

36:43Brian Schulmeister:I've not invested in any of these companies. Oh, God. I would drive up to Canada and smack you with a plate of poutine right in the face. Jesus. I'm hungry. Me too. It's fucking eight in the morning. I'm hungry. I would eat breakfast. Well, SpaceX talking about IPOs. SpaceX quietly added a new risk factor to its IPO filing this week, warning that water scarcity, drought and water regulations could limit future data center development. From your mouth to God's ears. The disclosure highlights a growing problem for the AI industry where massive server farms can consume enormous amounts of water for cooling.

37:19Brian Schulmeister:Some companies, including Microsoft OpenAI and Oracle, are moving away from water-intensive evaporative cooling, while Google is betting on local solutions like water replenishment projects, recycled water, and greater transparency around usage. Researchers say the issue isn't simple. In some regions, using more water can reduce electricity demand and ease pressure on strained power grids. So, here's the thing.

37:41Jason DeFillippo:More coal-burning generators, Elon. There's your solution.

37:44Brian Schulmeister:Well, still got to cool down the shit. But the evaporative cooling is so wasteful. It is so unbelievably wasteful. They basically just evaporate the water and, you know, blame it on the rain because the rain ain't coming. Oh, man. So at least they've actually put that. Out of all the things that are wrong with the SpaceX IPO, that is just a teeny, teeny little bit. Everything is so wrong with the SpaceX IPO. But anyway, Tesla owners say Tesla may have quietly rewritten history. Multiple owners report that old full self-driving purchase agreements dating back to 2016 now show the newer full self-driving paren supervised label.

38:31Brian Schulmeister:Even though Tesla didn't start using that wording until 2024.

38:36Jason DeFillippo:Finally found a use for those smart contracts, huh? You can modify them.

38:40Brian Schulmeister:Modify them. Put it on the blockchain, bitches. Well, in several cases, the original documents have also vanished behind broken links. So that would have been a good case for the blockchain for damn sure. The timing is awkward. Elon Musk recently admitted older HW3 vehicles will never achieve unsupervised self-driving, despite years of promises that future software updates would get them there.

39:04Jason DeFillippo:But don't you remember when we talked about that? He's going to build little service centers all over the place so people can come in and get their cars upgraded for free so it can. That's right.

39:13Brian Schulmeister:Little micro factories. Little micro factories are going to be everywhere. And yeah, yeah, yeah. Never. And in a growing pile of lawsuits, regulatory scrutiny, and Tesla quietly retiring marketing claims about full self-driving, some owners are wondering whether their contracts got a software update too. They did. It's not a software update. It's fraud. Call your lawyer. Start that class action lawsuit immediately. And if anybody that's listening to this show is even thinking about buying a Tesla, slap you in the face with a fish.

39:45Jason DeFillippo:We need Dave. I can't remember the character's name. That's right. From the Muppets. Marvel Comics legend Stan Lee is the latest deceased celebrity icon who thinks the ghoulish wonder of AI can now keep entertaining fans from beyond the grave. People are pissed about this one. Voice cloning specialist Eleven Labs has signed a deal with Stan Lee Universe that will allow it to use the X-Men and Spider-Man co-creators voice and likeness in its apps and licensing platforms joining the ranks of julie garland michael cain john wayne and david hasselhoff on the 11 labs iconic marketplace where companies can license celebrity voices and ip for commercial use and there's more as reported by a variety lee's likeness can now be used in the 11 creative ai image generator where users can have them appear in comic inspired visual templates for a non-commercial use presumably though the technology can also potentially facilitate Lee making a cameo in literally any movie, superhero-themed or not.

40:40Jason DeFillippo:Stan always believed in meeting his fans where they were. Dead. Poor Stan. He got a shit job.

40:48Brian Schulmeister:At the end, he got the shaft.

40:50Jason DeFillippo:He got the shaft, and he's continuing to get the shaft. This is some bullshit right here. Yeah. And speaking of bullshit, Paramount +, which I have to remind myself to unsubscribe to because there's no Star Trek at the tubes for a while, looks to have used generative A to I to whip up a thumbnail for Star Trek II The Wrath of Khan according to a report by Kotaku. The image shows Captain Kirk is played by William Shatner in a business suit.

41:17Brian Schulmeister:A business suit. It's so Rony McRongenstein for Wrath of Khan. It's so bad. And he's got like the Borg eye like Locutus you know from Next Gen. It's like what the fuck?

41:30Jason DeFillippo:We don't know exactly what happened but artist Ryan Estrada has an idea. He noted that the actual image of Kirk is from Rathacon, pulled from a scene in which the captain is getting a retinal scan to access a computer file, hence the red light. It's not a particularly exciting scene, and he is wearing a Starfleet uniform in it. He speculates that Paramount Plus got attached to that image of Kirk getting a retinal scan, wanted to highlight it further by making it a thumbnail. However, the image from the film is a close-up of Shatner's face, so generative AI was used to place Kirk's head inside of a fake body and put that body in a business suit.

42:03Jason DeFillippo:So nobody looked at it. Nobody with any understanding of the IP whatsoever was overseeing this. Somebody went, looks great. Paramount's new owner, David Ellison, recently told CNBC that the company is using technology to transform every single aspect of this business to shit.

42:22Brian Schulmeister:Oh, it's so horrible.

42:24Jason DeFillippo:They can't get away with it.

42:27Brian Schulmeister:See that poster behind me? See that Star Trek poster behind me? Yes. There is not a pour, a single pour on Jean-Luc Picard's head that did not go through lawyer approvals. I shit you not. My first day at Paramount, my boss, Brian, was reducing the shine on Patrick Stewart's forehead by 15 % because Patrick Stewart was upset with it. It was too shiny. So nowadays, you could just throw whatever fucking shit you want at it because the Ellisons own the property. Back in the day when Paramount was a fucking great company to work for, we never let that shit slide. And that's what I miss. I miss accountability.

43:09Brian Schulmeister:I miss craftsmanship. I'm so sick of this fucking bullshittery.

43:14Jason DeFillippo:But you don't understand, old boomer and virgin man. Oh, God. I'm sorry, bro. What did I do wrong? You don't get it, bro. And finally, just more media news here. the World Cup starts this coming Thursday, June 11th, so I will see you all in a month. Yes, FIFA is fucking corrupt. Yes, this is the most corrupt of all corrupts that they have ever been because you've got Trump collusion corruption going on. It fucking angers me to no end. I'm so angry about it. I start to get mad when I think about the World Cup, but I will sit and watch every single fucking game. You're going to watch every fucking game.

43:48Jason DeFillippo:And I'm going to love it because it's my favorite sporting event ever. In between the matches,

43:53Brian Schulmeister:you're going to listen to Michael Jackson and R. Kelly and read some Neil Gaiman and some Harry Potter and just say, fuck it.

44:01Jason DeFillippo:Me and, oh God, why can't I remember that comedian? I can't. Me and Louis C.K. You and Louis C.K.

44:07Brian Schulmeister:are going to be chilling, rubbing one out into the plant and just going.

44:11Jason DeFillippo:But anyways, I know there are plenty of you out there that feel the same way as me, disgusted and dirty by it, but still going to watch every single second. So I have a link in our show notes. It's the best printable schedule I can find, done in multiple languages, time zones, and handy instructions as to how to break it up into multiple printable pages. If you have old eyes like mine, heroes don't always wear capes. So hat tip to Chikorito's left foot on Reddit, who I found this thread on Reddit and he makes this for every World Cup, or at least since he's been born. He's probably a small kid.

44:41Jason DeFillippo:It's amazing. So link is in the show notes. You can just, if you're going, you're going to want to print this out. You're going to want to have it around. It's awesome.

44:49Brian Schulmeister:It's very nice. It's very nicely done. Yeah, very nicely done. He should have a Patreon to get some monies.

44:54Jason DeFillippo:I would toss him a buck or two. No doubt about that. Moving on to books really quickly, Jason. I did finish I Am Not a Robot, My Year Using AI to Do Almost Everything by Joanna Stern. It was a fun book to read. It dragged down a little bit just because of the vast amount of knowledge that you and I already have about this. It's a wonderful book for people that don't really understand AI and the ins and outs of it. So it delves into very simplistic explainers that go on a little bit too long for you or I. But the TLDR on this is what makes it enjoyable for you and I, Jason. This shit sucks.

45:33Brian Schulmeister:Yeah, it does. It does. So, by the way, I listen to anti-AI podcasts and I listen to pro-AI podcasts every day. And the pro AI podcast this week are so they're so trying to juggle the opposing facts in their head and come up with bullshit to say, well, now we're in we're moving into a token efficiency stage where we must now become efficient with our token usage because we're getting charged for it. And now we need to figure out what we can do with it. I'm just like, you can't do shit, you dumb fucks. And just go back to the Instagram thing one more time. I'm sorry. But one guy wrote, he's like, I wrote six desktop apps for my company and I didn't write a single line of code.

46:18Brian Schulmeister:Well, when your company can't afford to subsidize your AI usage anymore, what fucking use do you have to the company? Because you can't fix it when something breaks. Go fuck yourself, you little fucking shit. What else did you read this week, Brian?

46:32Jason DeFillippo:Well, because I finished my nonfiction book, I was able to go back to fiction. and being lazy and having enjoyed the first book so much, I picked up Carl's Doomsday Scenario, Dungeon Crawler Carl, book two by Matt Dinneman. And I fully intended for that to take me about two to three weeks to read, or at least up until the World Cup. And I finished it in two nights. It was fun. It was as much fun as the first one. Oh, great.

46:58Brian Schulmeister:I loved it. Okay. I am 80 % through the first book, and I'm taking my time with it because I'm listening to the audio book. It is read by one guy whose name I don't have handy, but it is a full cast production. This guy is so good. And the sound effects, everything, it is so fucking hilarious. The AI that they do to give him all of the stats and everything on everybody, it is read so— I mean, I have found myself just cracking up walking down the street when I'm listening to it. It is so fucking good.

47:28Jason DeFillippo:It's a good thing that somebody—they found somebody to do the audiobooks before this kind of really blew up. because, you know, it's so popular right now, it would absolutely be Will fucking Wheaton reading him. Oh, Jesus.

47:41Brian Schulmeister:Yeah, no, no. This guy has talent. This guy has serious fucking talent. It is so good. By the way, I like Will Wheaton. I do, too. I just don't like him reading every goddamn audiobook known to me. Every sci-fi book that I go to, it's the same goddamn guy. Sorry, I like Will Wheaton. Sorry, Will. Yeah, it's nothing personal, Will, but you just work too much. Anyway, I read Wisdom Takes Work. Learn, Apply, Repeat by Ryan Holiday, which a lot of those kids on the Instagram should maybe go listen to because it is a fantastic book. It is the fourth book in the series of the Stoic Virtues from Ryan Holiday.

48:14Brian Schulmeister:I love this book. I've actually listened to it twice on my walks this week. It is, in my estimate, it is the best of the four books. Ego is the Enemy was the book before the series, and that was a phenomenal book. But this book is just like it hammers home how much it takes to actually learn things that are genuinely useful to humanity. Friction. Friction. Time. Also, the single best, probably 25-minute takedown of Elon Musk that you will ever read, period. He tears the shit out of Elon. And only 25 minutes?

48:52Jason DeFillippo:That's great because we've done about, oh, I don't know, 35 hours. Exactly.

48:57Brian Schulmeister:And it goes from where we were when we started this show. Elon was cool. Elon was awesome. He was a smart dude. And it just follows the path of what the fuck? What the fuck happened to you? But he comes at it with science. So it's really, it's such a good read. I highly recommend it. I highly recommend it. So to follow on with that, I've been using Open Audible to capture all of my audiobooks off of audible.com because I would like them in the future when I eventually get rid of my fucking Amazon account because fuck Amazon and fuck Jeff Bezos. So I download all this stuff. And the problem is I have to put it on another hard drive because it takes up almost a fucking terabyte.

49:38Brian Schulmeister:I have 900 gigabytes of audio books for the 20 some years, 25 years now that I've been buying books from Audible. And so I needed something to plug it into because I got this little shitty MacBook M4 Air with only two ports. Well, it's a great, the laptop is great. Great. Johnny Ives Ghost fucked my ports on it. It's only got two USB-C ports. So I needed a little thing. So I got the Belkin Connect four-port USB-C hub, USB-C hub, multi-port adapter dongle with four USB-C 3.2 Gen 2 ports, high-speed 10 GB data transfer for laptop, MacBook, iPad, PC, and more. 100 WPD,$32.24. Great little dongle, does exactly what I need it to do.

50:19Brian Schulmeister:You can't power a monitor through it, which sucks. But if you need to plug in a shit ton of hard drives, which I need to do because I use Backblaze to back up my computer, which I talked about a couple of weeks ago, Backblaze has been phenomenal. But I need to plug in more hard drives. And this is for 32 bucks. Phenomenal little hub that you should have in your backpack at all times. And we're back and we are joined again by our good friend Dave Bittner from the Cyber Wire. Hello, Dave. Welcome back.

50:44Jason DeFillippo:Hello, gentlemen. Good to be back. Excellent. I want to just lean into some Star Wars really quick because it's kind of what we do. After seeing Mando and Grogu, which I don't think I have talked to you since I've seen it. Enjoyed it. Enjoyed it. Thought, could you use a little bit of tighter editing? You could tell that it was kind of meant originally written to be a series, not a movie. Probably could have lost about 20, 30 minutes of footage. But overall, I thoroughly enjoyed it. my wife also enjoyed it enough to suggest to my son lucas well why don't we watch the mandalorian because you have not seen it yet and i almost fell out of my chair as my wife has never wanted to watch a star wars show she's always been up for movies but a show okay okay wow so we are going back and watching season one right now and i of course am sitting there with them and doing it And gosh, it was such an enjoyable show right off the gate.

51:44Jason DeFillippo:So different. Now we come to expect different a bit more. But back then, wow, I was like, yeah, this is Star Wars. How cool. And on another front, my kid has decided to start watching in his own time Star Wars Rebels, the animated show, which ties directly into the Mandoverse. And this is a lot where Dave Filoni's picked everything up from is the threads that came out of this show. So rewatching that as well. And it's a lot of fun.

52:11Brian Schulmeister:So I have not seen Rebels. Yes. It's hard for me to remember like Rebels Clone Wars, you know, like, well, which try watching.

52:21Jason DeFillippo:Try watching these with a nine year old son who then starts to ask arcane questions about everything and is shocked that you don't know. along with, of course, the standard nine-year-old. Is this character stronger than this character? Whose lightsaber is better, Dad? Is it this guy or this guy? What kind of kyber crystal? I don't fucking know, kid. Just watch the show.

52:43Brian Schulmeister:You've got to hook him up with a Wookiepedia account. Give him Wookiepedia.

52:48Jason DeFillippo:We're trying to do less screen time, Jason, not more screen time.

52:51Brian Schulmeister:Well, just while you're watching the show, you can pause and open up Wookiepedia and say, here, while I go take a pee and refresh my wine, you can check out who's got the bigger Kyber crystal.

53:00Jason DeFillippo:That half hour of Star Wars Rebels will become a four hour show if I let him start doing that.

53:06Brian Schulmeister:I'm reminded actually just this morning. I don't remember how it came up, but I was talking with my production team and I was remembering the time we were at Disney World. My family was there. This is probably about 10 years ago. We were there with my wife, our kids and my mom was with us. and this is when they had the Star Wars launch bay at the Disney Studios, which is since they've just recently, they've turned it back into an animation area. But they had the launch bay there, and as part of that, they had a movie theater where they showed kind of a highlights reel, making of a 20-minute movie about the original trilogy.

53:51Brian Schulmeister:And I remember we're sitting there watching this and I'm loving every minute of it, of course. My mom is sitting next to me and it comes to the scene from Empire where Darth Vader says, no, I am your father. And my mom turns to me and says, Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father? and i went yes mom so she bought all the action figures for me you know but i don't think she ever saw anything she saw a new hope with me probably at a birthday party right you know when because that's what we did we go to a movie for a birthday party but i don't think she ever saw

54:30Jason DeFillippo:empire or jedi look i i have purchased an awful lot of pikachu shit for my kid and i couldn't tell you a goddamn thing about about pokémon right yes yes i can go down i can go down the

54:42Brian Schulmeister:list of boy brands that i just got jealous when dave said he had a production team i'm like oh my god you can have an ai one jason thanks thanks if you ever want to get a show out again probably not

54:59Jason DeFillippo:but yeah uh and i did want to mention this i'm not sure jason and i have been talking about this And I don't know if we've ever talked about it with you, Dave, but it seems like you would be a fan. I've wrapped up a rewatch of Downton Abbey. That was something my wife wanted to do. So went back from the very beginning. On PBS. Yep. PBS has all of its streaming. And we watched all, not the movies, just the series.

55:22Brian Schulmeister:How did you get through that whole thing without ever telling us that? That's like some secret.

55:27Jason DeFillippo:I told you a couple weeks ago we were doing it, Jason.

55:30Brian Schulmeister:Well, I had a stroke. I don't fucking know shit anymore. I don't remember that at all. It's Jason's legitimate excuse for everything now. It really is. I got Dane bramaged. Sorry. You know, it just, you can't push back on it. Like, oh, yes, you did. Rewind the tape and you'll discover I mentioned that my wife and I were doing this. I probably had a very fine retort, too.

55:52Jason DeFillippo:Well, yeah, we talked about how the movie sucked, but the series itself was pretty good. And it was. It was a lot of fun to watch. And I can't help but think that I'm assuming you've seen this, Dave. And I'm assuming you enjoy. Oh, this is a show for you, Dave. Oh, my God. Now, they don't break into song or anything, but everything else.

56:12Brian Schulmeister:I'll tell you that I know nothing about Downton Abbey other than it exists. And I've seen probably little clips from it, but I don't know what it's about. I don't know anything.

56:26Jason DeFillippo:Oh, you will enjoy this. Get thee to PBS immediately, Dave.

56:31Brian Schulmeister:Now, why do you think it'll be up my alley? What elements of it do you think will particularly appeal to me?

56:37Jason DeFillippo:It's old timey. You do like that sort of stuff. I do. It's true. I do. Yes, I very much do. It's a lot of deadpan, dry humor. They do sing occasionally, but it's not musical. So you like that stuff as well. I just feel like you're going to really like it. Okay.

56:53Brian Schulmeister:Well, I will dig in. My wife has not seen it either, so we're actually looking for something new to pick up.

57:03Jason DeFillippo:I think it's a good one to watch together.

57:06Brian Schulmeister:Okay. Well, sorry, guys, but I just have some breaking news that I'm putting in the show notes right now. Anthony Head has just died at age 72. Oh. Very sad. Have you seen Ted Lasso or Buffy the Vampire Slayer? I've seen one of those. Start school 10. Click on the link and you will figure out exactly who it is. It's very sad news. Rupert from...

57:29Jason DeFillippo:Oh, Rupert. Okay. Yeah. The bad guy.

57:31Brian Schulmeister:Okay. Oh, that's too bad. Yeah, he's one of my favorite actors. Oh, that sucks. Huh. Sorry. Friend of the show, Fogarty, just hit me up with the link. Good timing there, Bob. Way to bring down the mood. That's too bad. He was a good bad guy. Oh, he was a great good guy in Buffy, too. Okay. Another show I've never seen. He was a phenomenal good guy in Buffy. He was the most talented actor on the show. Okay. Yeah. Even my friends who were actors on the show say that he was the most talented actor on the show. So, oh, it's a bummer. Okay. What else we got? Bring the mood back up. Well, so speaking of Downton Abbey and series to watch, Alana and I are just about to wrap up the Dairy Girls show.

58:11Brian Schulmeister:Have either of you seen this? I have. I have. It's very enjoyable. Yeah. Yeah. Jason, any idea? Never heard of it. I've seen Welcome to Dairy. Yeah. that was a good show. This is no Dairy Girls. It's a BBC series, which means there's like seven episodes over three years. But it's really funny and and just smart character driven comedy that's laugh out loud and and sometimes very moving. And it's just a really fun show. So I We had to turn the captions on because they have very thick accents and my wife in particular can't keep up.

58:58Jason DeFillippo:Having spent a lot of time in very authentic Irish bars, I've known quite a few people that grew up in Northern Ireland in the 1990s, which is when this show is set. They all told me, yeah, that's pretty much what it was like. Yeah. And they said it in that accent. So I had to consult a dictionary.

59:17Brian Schulmeister:Yeah. Dave, I'm going to tell you right now, the universal translator is alcohol. So you guys need to drink before you watch the show and then you will understand all of it. I've been to Northern Ireland in the 90s and I can tell you that drinking is the absolute babble fish of planet Earth.

59:34Jason DeFillippo:A medium to strong buzz is the only thing that made me understand a goddamn thing in Scotland.

59:38Brian Schulmeister:That tracks. That tracks. We're actually halfway through a season of the British version of MasterChef. And there's a Scottish contestant. And every time he speaks, we all look at each other and we're like, I don't know what he just said. But yeah. But yeah, Dairy Girls, I think you'll dig it, Jason. It is a lot of fun. Very funny. I'll check it out. I love the characters in there. It's just I'm sad that there isn't more of it because I enjoy visiting this group of young ladies. They just make me laugh. I do recommend Welcome to Derry, the Stephen King It prequel on I think it's HBO Max. Very good show.

1:00:24Brian Schulmeister:Absolutely nothing to do with this, but very good. OK. I was traveling last weekend. I went to visit some family on the eastern shore of Maryland. and it's about a two-hour drive from here. And anyone who's familiar with the area will know that you take Route 50 over the Bay Bridge and that takes you pretty much straight into Ocean City. And I was going to a town near Ocean City called Snow Hill. And I'm driving on my way and I look over to the traffic going the other direction and I see that it's backed up. So I look over to try to see what's causing the backup here. Was there an accident or something?

1:01:06Brian Schulmeister:and running around on the highway is an emu. No shit. Yep. An actual emu. An actual emu. It was one of those things where I looked, I had to look away and look again. Had there been someone in the car with me, I would have said, you see the emu, right? I'm not hallucinating. There's actually an emu running around on the highway.

1:01:30Jason DeFillippo:Dave, was the city Ocean City? It was Ocean City, yeah. Did you sit in your car and sing, we've got trouble? We've got trouble right here in Ocean City? With a capital E?

1:01:42Brian Schulmeister:Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it turns out this emu had escaped from a farm. His name is Dexter. It took the highway patrol about four hours to wrangle him. How many murders did Dexter commit while he was on the loose? Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. I was thinking like in highway patrol trooper training, they probably don't spend a whole lot of time on emu wrangling for Maryland highway patrolmen. But that you know of. Well, that's true. But according to the reports, they were able to wrangle him using a dog leash and they got him back home to his farm where he's recovering from his adventure. and hopefully they'll sure up his pen so he can't get out again.

1:02:30Brian Schulmeister:They just use the same tactics that they use on meth heads. Just a dog leash on his stick. Just get him, get him. Could have been. I don't know. But yeah, that was weird.

1:02:43Brian Schulmeister:Yeah, just never. I didn't have that on my bingo card. So I'm glad that you saw the Mando and Grogu movie. Jason, have you seen it? No. Okay. So there's a mild spoiler here. Not really so much a plot spoiler. It's just like a moment of delight spoiler. I included a link to this Lego set. Brian, since you've seen the movie, you recognize what it is. Yes. My wife and I were at a mall that had a Lego store and we were in the Lego store and I saw this Lego set and I went, oh, I'm buying that. So I bought it for my son because if I buy it for my son, someone else puts it together. And so sure enough, he did.

1:03:30Brian Schulmeister:And it is adorable. So it's the it's the starship of the little the little fix it guys. I guess they're called Anzellians. Yeah. And it's a funny little sight gag in the movie, this little starship that they have. And Lego has done it justice with this little thing. So in our house, my son already had the, what's Mando's ship, the big ship that he flies around in?

1:03:57Jason DeFillippo:The, oh God, the ship. My son's going to kill me. The Razorcrest. Yes, Razorcrest. Yes.

1:04:04Brian Schulmeister:So we already have the big Razorcrest ship. So now we have the little Lenzel and ship parked right next to it. And it's pretty darn cute. Fantastic. Yeah.

1:04:18Brian Schulmeister:I came across, I was pointed out to, I can't remember how it came across, but AI generated jazz. There is a YouTube channel here.

1:04:28Jason DeFillippo:Wasn't human jazz bad enough?

1:04:29Brian Schulmeister:Yeah, seriously. Well, you know what's worse than AI generated jazz? ai smooth jazz that's that's that would be the which also is also a thing which also exists yes so i was kind of going in that direction a little bit which is that i think uh in general creative people people who have made their living created a living out of being a creative person and doing creative things kind of turn our noses up at AI generated art, especially something automated. And if you go to this YouTube channel, they have dozens of albums that they've put out that are AI generated jazz. But if I were to put one of these albums on as background music, like for a dinner party or an event or something like that, nobody would blink an eye it's i mean it's i i don't know enough about jazz to say it's good but i know enough to say it's not bad there's nothing that draws attention to it to say what what is going on with that you know like and i don't know how to feel about that well i you know

1:05:47Jason DeFillippo:i would say the same thing i i've i've i'm very into um electronic music and ambient electronic in particular. I've listened to gazillions of albums by amazing artists, Brian Eno, Aphex Twin, Moby, you name it. Angerine Dream. They've all done Ambient Electronica and that is what all these, like Suno, etc., they excelled at doing that sort of stuff at the beginning. And same thing, if you threw it on in the background and I just told somebody, oh, this is Brian Eno's latest music for taxis instead of music for airports or just make up some fucking name. Right. Nobody would be able to really say, no, it's not.

1:06:29Jason DeFillippo:You wouldn't fucking know. But still, at the end of the day, a human did one, and some software did the other one.

1:06:38Brian Schulmeister:Some software that stole from a human did the other one.

1:06:40Jason DeFillippo:Yeah, trained on other humans. So, you know. Yeah. I certainly wouldn't be able to tell the difference with jazz. I don't know enough about jazz. I know that there are no rules.

1:06:53Brian Schulmeister:I will hate both of them equally. I will just tell you that. It doesn't matter. I mean, I don't hate jazz. I can't say that it's something that I seek out, but I think it definitely has its place for mood setting and I can enjoy and appreciate a good jazz performance. But again, it's not something I seek out. I guess one of the things I'm wondering is, is there going to come a point where some AI generated pop song comes out? I listen to it not knowing that it's AI generated and it's an absolute banger and I can't get it out of my head. And for a week or so, it's my favorite song ever. Inevitable.

1:07:34Brian Schulmeister:Yeah, inevitable. Yeah. If Brian's wife does her job, it won't happen. So she needs to sit the shit out of these people. Right. So this never happens. So, Brian, to be fair, my wife's job is currently to do that.

1:07:48Jason DeFillippo:But as soon as there is more money in making deals with them, then that will be her job to do it that way. OK, OK.

1:07:55Brian Schulmeister:Well, let's also, you know, not rule out the possibility that your wife's entire job might be replaced by AI. So there's that as well.

1:08:03Jason DeFillippo:Well, same with us. Yes, yes. we've talked about multiple court cases that have tried to rely on lawyers doing ai and that has not worked out so well so far but uh yeah no i mean i there there was a just a few i think three months ago there was an ai generated band uh that put came out on spotify that started to creep up the list it was like and you know starting to get make it onto the playlist and all that sort of stuff and they were out and proud about it and there was some brouhaha and you know people listen to the albums and the albums were fine like there there was they they were of the genre that they were purported to be in they sounded like it nothing exceptional but nothing it wasn't horrible either that that's where it's at right now so right yeah that leads me into our our next story which is

1:08:51Brian Schulmeister:according to new data from illuminate and spotify roughly one-third of all streams in 2026 are going to songs that are at least 10 years old and nearly 17 going to tracks over 20 years old because all All of this AI music sucks. So, well, there's just and I'm sorry, not just AI music, any music in the past 10 years that you've ever heard.

1:09:11Jason DeFillippo:It's not just because of AI. There are people that have like legitimately studied this. And there's something to be said that music for the last 10 plus years or so has started to be crafted for for TikTok, for quick hits. Like there's no long intros anymore. You go straight into a chorus right away because you've got to hit people with the hit right away. You've got to get the 30-second listen to get paid. And people are writing music to do that now. They aren't taking chances. Nobody is ever going to fucking write a Bohemian Rhapsody anymore. Nobody is ever going to write a Cure song anymore except for the Cure because the three-minute fucking instrumental intros before you get into anything.

1:09:53Jason DeFillippo:Like, that music is not crafted for that anymore. And that's kind of why.

1:09:58Brian Schulmeister:so yeah yeah no more hotel californias well i'm not saying for that one i'm fine for that one you know just it's never gonna that's sort of a concept album i guess yeah i mean that stuff

1:10:10Jason DeFillippo:still exists but you have to go out and find it and and usually it's legacy bands older bands because they've made the money they made their money in the cd days and uh they can just release what they want if you're if you're out there and you're a starving artist you're playing the game to get played. You have to. Right.

1:10:29Brian Schulmeister:Well, you know, here's the irony. It's like, you know, you think about the Pink Floyds and all that stuff back in the day. You know, those were stoner bands. And now pot is so legal that everybody is stoned all the time. You'd think this would be making a resurgence. So maybe that's where these plays are coming from. It's the pot renaissance that's bringing back all these old bands.

1:10:46Jason DeFillippo:I do want to point out the other argument that was being made for quite a long time and is being made by the CEOs of the streamers and being made by a bunch of other people as well. It's like, oh, okay, well, you know what? We're not buying your records anymore. Your records were too goddamn expensive anyways. It was corporate greed. You're getting your money from Spotify. And if you don't like it, tour. That's where the money is. No, not anymore. Because now touring has gone prohibitively expensive for 99 % of artists. The people that can afford to tour now are the multimillionaires. It's the Taylor Swifts, the Olivia Rodrigo.

1:11:20Jason DeFillippo:You have to be high level musician now to be able to afford to tour. Middle class musicians are completely squeezed out. Kids just getting started are OK. They can tour in a broken down van eating grilled cheese out of vending machines. That's the only fucking way they can do it. And the only way they're hoping to get what? They're hoping to get people to listen to their music that doesn't pay them anything. And they're never going to get big enough to be able to be able to make money touring. There's no money to be made in music anymore unless you're one of the top percent of moneymakers anyways.

1:11:51Brian Schulmeister:So who's going to write these new songs for us? I was thinking about all of the stadium bands are legacy bands. Yeah, there are the only ones who can fill a stadium. No one else can.

1:12:05Jason DeFillippo:No, the closest you get, I can think of, is a band like Turnstile. And even they've been around for 10 years plus. What about the Bad Bunny? Again, it's a very small number of artists that managed to break through it. Brad Bunny's been around for a long time, too. That's true. He's not brand new.

1:12:23Brian Schulmeister:Yeah, no overnight successes anymore. Yeah, that's true. All right, guys. Well, on that fine note. Yeah, our music sucks. We're screwed. No, no. Our music is great. Yes. Your music sucks. Your music sucks. That's right. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go listen to the safety dance. I'm going to go listen to the safety dance. Generated jazz. Yeah. All right, guys. Talk to you next time. See you soon. And to thank everybody who has helped support this show, we would like to thank our new Patreon subscribers, Kelly, Michael, Chris, and Dave. Thank you all so much for your continued support, for your new support of the show.

1:13:02Brian Schulmeister:For the continued support of the show, I would like to thank Jonathan, Juha, Fun Day, Paudette Show, Brett, Old Butt Kicking, OBK, my man over on Clash Royale. Thanks for coming back. We missed you, buddy. John, ahoy, matey. Jari Pekka, Jason, and Matthew. Thank you all for your continued support. And thank you to the new Patreon subscribers. And what else we got, Brian? We got some big rollers over at PayPal this week.

1:13:27Jason DeFillippo:We got Bjorn who gave us$20. Sloan,$25. Christopher, also$25. Darla, who swept in with$60. And I was like, God damn. But then Jason. Jason went, hold my fucking beer and sent us$100.

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1:14:04Brian Schulmeister:All right, Katie. How did I miss Katie? Oh, my God. Well, I'm glad Brian's on the merch beat because I missed that one. So thank you very much, Katie. But we do have the new Destroy the Broligarchy shirt out now and more stuff coming. So check that out. And if you would like to support the show, and we really wish you would support the show, because that's the only way we keep doing this shit at eight in a fucking morning on a Friday, go to patreon.com slash GOG and sign up there. You can get the show ad free and in high definition. And you can go to YouTube now and sign up for a membership. You can go to PayPal.

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This week on Grumpy Old Geeks, Brian and Jason once again survey the smoldering wreckage of the tech industry and discover that the people building the future are increasingly being sued by governments, publishers, customers, employees, and occasionally reality itself. California is coming after 23andMe over its catastrophic data breach, Florida is taking a swing at OpenAI, CNN has joined the ever-growing conga line of companies suing Perplexity, and Meta somehow decided the solution to improving AI is recording employees' every mouse click while generously allowing them a whole 30-minute privacy break. Meanwhile, Google's own engineers are sharing memes about how much Google's AI tools suck, Microsoft apparently wants users addicted to its new AI assistant - first taste's free! - and Anthropic is preparing to go public with a valuation that makes even the most irrational dot-com era investor look financially responsible.

The AI arms race continues producing exactly the kinds of outcomes you'd expect when venture capitalists start huffing their own press releases. Instagram's AI support bot reportedly helped hackers steal accounts because apparently "Are you sure you're the owner?" was considered an optional step. Suno raised another $400 million while fighting copyright lawsuits, Paramount+ seems to have let AI create the ugliest Star Trek thumbnail in Federation history, and Stan Lee has now been digitally resurrected because modern capitalism looked at death and said, "Nice try." Over in transportation, BYD is so confident in its self-driving technology that it's willing to pay for your accidents, while Tesla owners are discovering their old Full Self-Driving contracts may have quietly received software updates of the legal variety. Somewhere in a conference room, a lawyer just whispered, "Let's not put that in writing," ten years too late.

Elsewhere, governments worldwide continue their ongoing experiment of raising children by confiscating smartphones. Malaysia has implemented a social media ban for kids under 16, Poland wants phones and smartwatches locked away at school, and Kentucky schools just collected $27 million from social media companies accused of building products as addictive as cigarettes.

Dave Bittner drops by for a visit and we discuss Spotify listeners apparently preferring old music because new music keeps getting algorithmically focus-grouped into oblivion and a healthy dose of Star Wars, Downton Abbey, Derry Girls, Lego, books, gadgets, and AI-generated jazz. Add it all up and you've got another week where the only thing moving faster than technology is the legal department trying to keep up.


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Show Notes


Vibe Coders are Script Kiddies


Destroy the Broligarchy


Colorado Governor Vetoes Surveillance Pricing Ban as Public Backlash Against the Tech Grows


California sues 23andMe over 2023 data breach that affected 7 million users


Florida sues OpenAI, Sam Altman, in first-of-its-kind lawsuit over violent incidents


Meta will reportedly let employees take 30-minute breaks from its tracking program


Instagram is alerting users who were targeted by hackers during AI chatbot attacks


Google Employees Internally Share Memes About How Its AI Sucks


Google ordered to put clearer links in AI search and let UK publishers opt out


Microsoft Wants to 'Make People Addicted' to its New AI Assistant, Internal Documents Reveal


Meta, other social networks will pay $27 million to settle Kentucky school district lawsuit


Malaysia's under-16 social media ban carries fines up to $2.5 million


Poland wants to ban phones and smartwatches in schools


CNN is the latest media company to sue Perplexity


Still facing copyright lawsuits, AI music generator Suno raises another $400M


BYD is assuming financial liability if you crash while using its self-driving tech


Anthropic is set to go public after filing paperwork with the SEC


Data Center Operators Are Trying to Fix Their Water Use Problems


Tesla Owners Say Their Old FSD Contracts Were Quietly Changed


Stan Lee's voice and likeness have been resurrected, thanks to AI


Paramount+ used AI to make the ugliest Star Trek thumbnail ever


2026 World Cup Wall Chart


I Am Not a Robot: My Year Using AI to Do (Almost) Everything by Joanna Stern


Carl's Doomsday Scenario: Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 2 by Matt Dinniman


Wisdom Takes Work: Learn. Apply. Repeat. by Ryan Holiday


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Dave Bittner


The CyberWire


Hacking Humans


Caveat


Control Loop


Only Malware in the Building


The Mandalorian Season 1


Star Wars: Rebels


Wrapped up the Downton Abbey series rewatch


Buffy and Ted Lasso star Anthony Head dies at 72


Almost through the Derry Girls series.


Lego Mando and Grogu set (mild spoiler)


AI generated Jazz


The Biggest Hits on Spotify Right Now Are a Blast From the Past

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