In short
Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy) discusses his official podcast debut on Happy, Sad, Confused, his Broadway return as adult Draco in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, and his upcoming horror-action film They Will Kill You premiering at South by Southwest.
Guest background
Felton is an English actor best known for playing Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter films; he’s now starring on Broadway and has theater experience rooted in early stage exposure. He also works in film/TV and shares a personal life with his dogs Willow and Forrester.
Key claims
The Broadway audience reaction is “phenomenal,” and he fears reprising Draco but feels grateful and focused. The fandom has grown across generations. Cursed Child’s stagecraft involves extensive wires, trap doors, and live illusions; he describes stunts and even falling off a table during a performance. He says the line “Potter” became iconic unintentionally and is now a nightly hit.
Notable examples
Daniel Radcliffe’s Broadway opening nearby; Felton’s dressing-room prank with balloons for John Skelly’s birthday; a “wand box” gift for Radcliffe; his table-fall mishap; They Will Kill You’s early on-screen injury to his character.
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Chapters
Tap a time to open that second in VOTom's Return to Broadway as Draco Malfoy
3:52 to 6:20
Tom discusses his emotional experience returning to the role of Draco Malfoy on Broadway.
“I just thought about it as I was washing my hands.”
The Impact of Harry Potter on Tom's Career
6:20 to 8:30
Tom reflects on his journey from Harry Potter to Broadway, highlighting significant moments.
“It's like such a special thing to see someone that you've known for a long time and just like literally center stage in a spectacle that big, so celebrated, getting his laurels.”
Memorable Moments and Friendship
8:30 to 10:40
The two reminisce about their early interactions and the journey they've shared.
The Evolution of the Podcast and Its Guests
10:40 to 13:53
Josh and Tom discuss the growth of the podcast and memorable guests over the years.
“And I just thought, what are the chances of that?”
Personal Struggles and Introduction of Sponsor
14:01 to 15:20
Tom discusses personal stress and introduces Rula as a sponsor.
“The truth is I get super stressed like everybody else.”
Personal Struggles and Introduction of Sponsor
15:24 to 15:46
Tom discusses personal stress and introduces Rula as a sponsor.
“Thousands of people are already using Rula to get affordable, high quality therapy that's actually covered by insurance.”
Upcoming Film: They Will Kill You
15:47 to 16:43
Tom shares excitement about his film debuting at South by Southwest.
“From athletic stuff like a full court pick up game, swish, to athletic-ish stuff like a half mile stroll.”
Memories from Harry Potter and Relationships
16:44 to 17:41
Tom reminisces about his experiences with co-stars and the Potter fandom.
“I literally met her husband like two nights ago.”
Theater Journey and Returning to Broadway
17:42 to 18:26
Tom discusses his journey back to theater and the significance of Broadway.
“I've seen only they only show me the first about 17 minutes, but it made an impact.”
Theater Experiences and Performance Challenges
18:27 to 19:18
Tom talks about challenges in live theater performances and character portrayal.
“playing this character in particular, but like, you know, navigating the I don't know how many years has it been since Potter now?”
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Gift for Daniel Radcliffe
19:19 to 20:09
Tom shares a humorous story about gifting Daniel a wand box.
“Take the Mickey, yank your chain as much as possible.”
Influence of Jason Isaacs and Theater Experiences
20:10 to 21:11
Tom reflects on the influence of Jason Isaacs and his own theater experiences.
“I've seen Daniel in every, well, most, if not all of his productions and Rupert's.”
Returning to Acting and Emotional Impact
21:12 to 22:55
Tom discusses his emotional connection to acting and the challenges involved.
“But it did take you a minute to kind of like take the plunge, right?”
Character Development and Relationships
22:56 to 24:21
Tom analyzes the evolution of Draco Malfoy and his relationships.
“So, yeah, it's so cool to be able to, like, pick up something.”
Parenting and Professional Growth
24:22 to 25:05
Tom reflects on being a parental figure in the theater and professional growth.
Theater Production Insights
25:06 to 27:20
Tom provides insights into the complexities of theater productions and performances.
“about doing theater because i hadn't done too much before i've done two great productions 222 and a child's mind, a child's story.”
Legacy of Harry Potter and Iconic Lines
27:21 to 28:00
Tom discusses the legacy of Harry Potter and the iconic lines from the series.
“was it your idea to say potter in the way that you specific way you said it or i don't know how That's become an iconic thing.”
The Magic of Performing on Stage
28:00 to 29:19
Explore Tom Felton's experience of performing iconic lines from Harry Potter on stage.
“And all you have to do is say that in the company of a Potter fan and goosebumps and like applause.”
Unexpected Fame in China
29:20 to 31:33
Tom discusses his surprising popularity in China and its cultural connections.
“version that we have today, I think every actor would want another six hours Digging into their character back jog, but honestly this there's so much that happens on stage every night.”
Social Media and Recent Projects
31:34 to 33:59
A conversation on social media engagement and recent film projects Tom has been involved in.
“You get off that plane, they're going to hoist you.”
Dog Talk and Personal Life
34:00 to 35:55
Tom shares anecdotes about his dogs and how they influence his life.
“I've done South By, and they probably told you already, South By audiences are amazing.”
Dog Talk and Personal Life
35:56 to 36:54
Tom shares anecdotes about his dogs and how they influence his life.
“Sierra has all the best active and outdoor brands you need.”
Reflections on Legacy and Future
37:01 to 42:01
Tom reflects on the future of the Harry Potter franchise and his connections with co-stars.
“I'm going to be talking to another Draco Malfoy, a young boy that is playing this role.”
Reflections on Acting and Advice for Young Actors
42:01 to 43:34
Tom discusses his experiences as a child actor and shares advice for newcomers.
“Willow's one of my favorite films growing up.”
House Allegiances and Playful Rivalries
43:34 to 45:46
The hosts dive into the concept of Hogwarts houses and Tom's playful interactions with fans.
“When you and I met, it didn't exist, did it?”
Memorable Experiences with Co-Stars
45:46 to 47:58
Tom reminisces about his experiences with co-stars, including humorous anecdotes.
“And I happily can report officially I am team Slytherin.”
Lessons Learned from Iconic Actors
47:58 to 50:48
Tom shares lessons learned from working with renowned actors and their influence on him.
“But, you know, it's that sort of, like, professional stupidity that I try to bring into my...”
The Importance of Theatrical Experiences
50:48 to 53:07
Tom emphasizes the significance of live theater and shared experiences in storytelling.
“do you have any idea how much they pay me per day to be here?”
Favorite Harry Potter Films and Personal Views
53:07 to 55:22
A discussion about Tom's favorite Harry Potter films and his unique perspective as an actor.
“was there was an older couple in front of me, and they touched each other's hands at certain points, which clearly meant something to them.”
Growing as an Actor Through Experience
55:22 to 56:01
Tom talks about the evolution of his acting skills over the years and the influence of his peers.
“I suppose the best person to ask is someone that knows film well.”
The Evolution of Acting Skills
56:01 to 56:49
Tom Felton discusses how young actors evolve and learn the craft over time.
“a lot of standing in the corner and looking like a slimy git.”
Random Questions with Tom Felton
56:50 to 58:02
Tom answers quirky, random questions about his interests and collectibles.
“um in a playful way i yeah we all learn from different people and certainly no one's been exposed to better teachers than he has.”
Video Games and Nostalgia
58:03 to 1:00:03
Conversation about favorite video games and childhood memories associated with them.
“First thing that comes to head, Super Mario, Sonic the Hedgehog, GoldenEye, N64.”
Celebrity Look-Alikes and Misunderstandings
1:00:04 to 1:02:41
Tom shares funny stories about being mistaken for other actors, including Ryan Gosling.
“because she grew up in Venice Beach with me, first three years, so when she sees water, it's dangerous.”
Reflections on Acting and Support
1:02:42 to 1:06:00
Tom and his host reflect on the acting journey and their mutual support for each other.
“If I ask him the same question, he says, Tom Felton.”
Transcript
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0:33Apply today and earn a welcome offer of$1 ,500 cash back after you spend$50 ,000 in qualifying purchases on your new card within the first six months of card membership. Terms apply. Learn more at go.amex. Do you remember way back when you were a kid, like was it your idea to say Potter in the way that you specific way you said it or? I don't know how that's become an iconic thing. I certainly had no idea. I have three older brothers so they would always call me something like maggot or what was I also called? Runt. Runt of the pack is over the youngest and the shortest considerably I don't remember ever thinking about it for a second but Potter it just got more and more venomous Prepare your ears humans Happy, Sad, Confused begins
1:28Hey guys, it's Josh. Welcome to another edition of Happy, Sad, Confused. Thanks as always for checking me out, checking the podcast out on Spotify, on YouTube. However you're doing it, I appreciate you guys. Today on the show, it's Tom Felton. He needs no introduction. Draco Malfoy is on the pod and I couldn't be more thrilled. As you'll see or hear in this conversation, Tom and I go way back, a thousand years. We've been talking to each other basically through the entire run of Potter and to see him now killing it on Broadway. That's right. He is reprising the role of Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child.
2:03I've got a chance to see this on stage. He's amazing. The production is epic. Not only that, he's promoting a new film. It is called They Will Kill You, a rom-com, as you can tell from the title. No, not really. This is a full-on horror action film, Zassi Beats, a whole big ensemble. And it is premiering, as I tape this in just a few days at the South by Southwest Film Festival. I got a chance to see a sneak peek of it. It's going to be a fun one. So check it out when it's out in theaters very, very soon. As for this conversation, well, this was a real honor and kind of emotional and fun, all the things at once for me, because we do have a long history, Tom Felton and I.
2:41And I didn't even realize when he sat down with me today that he really hasn't done this kind of thing before. He's done like, I've even done him on the podcast in a shorter form before, but he's never done like a really extended long form conversation like this, as he told me when he sat down. So I guess consider this Tom Felton's official podcast debut on Happy, Sick, Confused. And again, I couldn't be more honored. As you'll see from this, he's a gem. He just has such a good head on his shoulders. He's so appreciative of the life he has, thanks to Harry Potter, and appreciative of where he's at now, kind of coming full circle with his performance on Broadway.
3:17So for Harry Potter fans out there, for Tom Felton fans, you're going to really dig this one. This is a super fun, great chat with a really special guy, Tom Felton. Before we go to that, one quick reminder, as always, patreon.com slash happy, sad, confused. If you like what I do over there, it helps us make more of what I do over here. Patreon.com slash happy, say I confused, early access, discount codes, merch, all that cool, fun stuff. Check it out. Okay, here we go. Without any further ado, Draco Malfoy himself and me, Tom Felton. Enjoy. Tom Felton. Josh Horowitz. Don't pretend to be professional.
3:55We've not met before. Oh, what a pleasure. I can't get to you. It's good to see you, brother. Watch the mic, mate. I thought you were the professional. I'm not. You should know by now I'm not. I just thought about it as I was washing my hands. I was just thinking, you were definitely one of the first people to ever interview me on a red carpet or a film debut. And I was trying to cast my mind back to when that was. 18 and 23. I had the cloak over me. That's how you did cameras then. And his sense of humor has not improved. It was with Ben Lyons, I believe. on Yahoo? He was Yahooing. I was always MTVing.
4:36We were horrible rivals. Not really. We were friends. But yeah, we always ran into you. But yes, I always remember, well, your kindness and your passion for films and all things pop culture. And I think that's the reason I'm still begrudgingly saying that you are my friend. There's no begrudging of myself. Look at him starting so sweet today. You're throwing me off. It's an English sign of affection, I promise you. I love it. We'll get the pleasantries out of the way. You know I adore you. Thank you for doing this today, my friend. Honestly, as a podcast debut, I couldn't think of a better person to do it with.
5:17I can't believe this. Tom just was telling me this is kind of your podcast debut. You haven't really done this kind of a thing ever. Never. No, not really. I've done lots of radio bits and soundbites for various different films. and various different sort of publications and whatnot, but never, well, I never like sat down with, well, I hope you consider me a friend as well. I do. Yeah, I never sat down. I mean, we did share dog videos the other day. That's the ultimate sign of friendship, I think. Yes, which is why you'll be gentle with me. Yes, I see. Again, part of the master plan. But also, you know, I'm really proud of you.
5:52Congratulations, mate. I remember when Happy Side Confused and all this was all just a new idea. idea and then to see what it's become. Thank you. That's why I belittle you to other people that I met that have been on your podcast and they consider you a serious journalist. You're like, really, that guy? Well, I experienced that the other day because I'm going to go right back at you with the compliments because I got a chance to see you in Cursed Child the other night on Broadway, his Broadway debut. And it was so moving to see. It's like such a special thing to see someone that you've known for a long time and just like literally center stage in a spectacle that big, so celebrated, getting his laurels.
6:34I mean, just talk to me a little bit. Has this been emotional for you just to like take this on and feel the love night after night in a Broadway theater? Hugely. Hugely. Far more than I could reveal. I have to think of miscellaneous objects to prevent myself from... Breaking down. yeah kind of but but if you told us when we were doing the mtv red carpet or whatever it was whatever situation that we've met each other through the years that we would be here not just doing this podcast right now that i would be on broadway with a wand in my hand no one no one with people um coming to see it is i think we all assumed by the end of the eighth film that the wizarding fandom flame would dwindle.
7:26Not because they weren't good enough, but that's how generally the trend is with things. And if you told us then that I would be doing this right now, I would never have believed you. And the response has just been phenomenal. So you, for those that haven't seen it, needless to say, you are playing this character, a little known character named Draco Malfoy. Yeah. Yeah. And you walk on stage and because of that history, there's so much history for you, for the audience. There's rapturous applause immediately. And I mean, does it take, does it take them? You have to take that in, but you have to like really focus up.
8:06Is it hard to kind of like stay in the moment and not break character? For me, not really. I'm very, very grateful and I'm aware of the noise. but i have worked with the best and they've raised me so um shout outs to my previous hogwarts colleagues of you know mr alan rickman and uh um hella mccrory and everyone that's all i'm trying to do there is just lock eyes with harry uh john skelly our actor um and hopefully they they stop they stop making so much noise as quickly as possible so we can get with acting to do which is not really the thing to do but uh no i'm just i'm very very grateful for it and i'm very um i'm just aware of how much that how much it means to people um and it means so much to me i think one of my fears was was reprising my role for those of you who don't know i should give a little can i give a backstory well i was cast in the harry potter films when i was you were in the movies too this is how good his humor gets ladies and gentlemen listen you're as bad as i am my best audience you find yourself as amusing as i find myself this is going to be terrible how long have we got two men just laughing at their own crappy jokes um but yeah i was cast in the harry potter films when i was 11 years old as draco malfoy which you interviewed me when I was probably 12 or 13 when the films came out we were cast for one film and they then decided on a second then decided on a third it was there was never this projection that it would go on for as long as it did which it did so I spent 11 years having my hair dyed every nine days bleach blonde playing draco malfoy um i was quite happy when the hair dying stopped uh and i never in a million years thought and i've been lucky enough to go on and do lots of other things since then um never in a million years would you have said uh you'd be back playing the same character exactly the age that he was when the um the play is set the so the broadway show is essentially draco 19 years on from when we left him in the films which is exactly my age which is 38 by the way which is the age that um the serendipity here is oh it's jason was 38 when he adopted me jason isaacs my father on screen um and i'm 38 adopting aiden close who plays scorpius malfoy who's the most phenomenal um person son actor all the all the above uh and to highlight more serendipity if i can please yesterday was daniel radcliffe's opening right opening show on broadway which has come to huge applause which i luckily got to see in his previews and he's annoyingly fantastic and he deserves every accolade that he gets i share a dressing room you remember why uh when you came to see with john skelly our fabulous harry potter it was his birthday yesterday which my my friend and i ended up decorating his our dressing room with balloons and all sorts of absurd Potter regalia.
11:48And I just thought, what are the chances of that? It makes you believe in fate and something mystical if you don't already, doesn't it? Definitely. And even more so, now I'm here. But you're the one with the questions, so I'll let you talk. No, no. You can talk as long as what a podcast is for, talking. How long have you done it for, can I ask? Twelve years. The podcast? Twelve years of the podcast. 700 plus episodes and it started on it was it was in my office at mtv surreptitiously just putting a microphone up in my office and bringing folks in for long conversations because you know i've done the junkets and the red carpets for so long that oh let's try to have a something of a substantive conversation and um that's why i've been so surprised at all the guests you've had over the years i'm like really with with him the same are there two joshua again it's a british sign of affection.
12:38I've just been celebrating the clout that this sort of thing has. This is not going to go well. If you keep doing this, you're ruining this. Do you remember one of the first things that we did that went viral? I remember it because it was important in my career. Do you remember something called American Talk? Do you remember we did this? Oh, yeah. Yes, yes, yes. First of all, I remember you asking me early on about the happy, sad computer, and I was like, this is a bad idea. That's never going to go anywhere. And here we are. One of your rare mistakes. But the Americanisms I do, and you were the reason why I did it, because I knew I was going to make a buffoon of myself.
13:14But what did you ask me to say? I asked you and your castmates to do, like, to say Americanisms. I gave you, like, silly phrases, like, I'd like an order of chicken fingers and mozzarella sticks, whatever. It was Olive Garden. You do remember. You do remember, yeah. Was it not something about Justin Bieber? No. Yes. You know it well. Also, I think you had to recite the lyrics of Party in the USA, Miley Cyrus' song. And I remember feeling like, why? Why am I doing this? But you did it. You got me. It worked out. You're on Broadway. You have a very disarming charm about you. That's the last nice thing I'm going to say about you during this podcast.
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16:09Okay, well we're going to bounce around a lot. But before I forget, because I do want to mention also, while I haven't seen your entire film because they're keeping it under wraps, They Will Kill You is coming. and you are an integral part of this film. This is debuting at South by Southwest. You're going to take a little break from Broadway to go to Boston, yeah? I'm beyond excited. First time to South by Southwest. And a lot of great memories and work, hard work went into making They Will Kill You. March 27th, I believe. It's in cinemas everywhere. And yes, the theater are releasing me just for one day, which is enough because i'll i'll miss the theater otherwise but i'm really excited to celebrate with the with the filmmakers and the rest of the cast as he beats who actually is coming to the show uh tonight she's a huge potter fan although she's no one said did she hide it do they i the first time i googled her name the video came up about her saying that potter was one of the sorry potter That's one of their favorite things.
17:14Her husband is a Slytherin. She's a Hufflepuff. I literally met her husband like two nights ago. Again, serendipity. This is all so bizarre. Okay. Well, what's next, mate? What's going to happen? Do you know what I mean? Is Ben Lyon going to pop out of there? He's going to rappel down. But no, I'm very excited. That's cross-pollinated in its own way. But I loved that the film is such a unique piece of pop culture. Have you seen it? I've seen only they only show me the first about 17 minutes, but it made an impact. You make an impact in those first 17 minutes. I'll say that. How far did you get?
17:50Something might have happened. Okay. You're yeah. Things happened. Zossi kicked some ass. Part of my anatomy fell off. Maybe. It was leprosy kind of. Yeah. I can't say too much, but I will say when I did read that that happened to my character early on in the film, I thought, what's the nothing else to read from here? But they're also that's oh, that's good to know. I wasn't sure if that might be. Look at us just dancing around. I know. I know. Basically, the plot thickens. So I'm very excited to see it with a live audience more than anything. What has been so like obviously this is a full circle moment coming to Broadway playing this character in particular, but like, you know, navigating the I don't know how many years has it been since Potter now?
18:3410, 15 years since the. Yeah, 24, 25 at least is the first one ish. I can guarantee you most fans who are at stage door weren't born when the first When we first met which is absurd. It's not an upset It's amazing to see that the not only is the fandom not going down it's going up Yeah, it's being passed down from generation to generation and I'm just really really proud of that Oh, I should tell you what I gave. You know, it was Radcliffe's opening. Yes night last night for his play. Every Brilliant Thing. Thank you. Yep. Which was really, really fun to watch. It's customary to send flowers, I believe.
19:18Yes, I believe so. I knew Daniel would not enjoy flowers. And as Brits, we like to take the piss. Can I say that? Yes. Take the Mickey, yank your chain as much as possible. As many euphemisms as you want, please. so it was john scaly our harry potter's um idea to send daniel a wand box of his own wand um he thought it was a good idea as a gift i knew that that daniel's not gonna he'll he'll know that i'm taking the piss here so i just what was it dear dude um break legs tonight if all else fails Let's whip this out. Love, Draco. I haven't heard back from him yet, but I'm hoping that he had a wry smile.
20:01I'm sure he did. I'm sure he did. So he is, though, I mean, you know, he is a part of the reason you're here on Broadway. That's fair to say, yes? Absolutely, yes. I've seen Daniel in every, well, most, if not all of his productions and Rupert's. And I've been a theater fan my whole life. my mum my mum took me to the theatre uh from a very early age really and uh i've always appreciated the medium more than like any other yeah so it's a bit like live music or or you always have your first gig and this was something that always you don't have pantomime over here do you but it's essentially like child's theater where they sort of make it as accessible as you can do it's not Shakespeare, put it that way.
20:49And that sort of opened the door, floodgate for me to even want to entertain the idea of being an actor. And that which led to me doing a couple of films before Potter and then, you know, the 12 years that took me into my adulthood. And so to get a chance to come back to it is really, is very satisfying. But it did take you a minute to kind of like take the plunge, right? You did it a few years back in England. Yes. A much smaller scale production. That's not saying much. Every production is smaller scale than Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. Yes. And I've heard you say that was kind of terrifying those first few weeks of just taking the plunge, yes?
21:31It still is. It still is because it means so much to me. Yeah. I know it sounds cheesy, but it means so much to me. Not just my character, what they think of it, but how much it means to everyone else. uh add that with with live um issues such as like we have 138 people I think that are working in that theater at one point I can't tell you how many trap doors how many wires how many uh illusions that are done in ways that even I'm still not privy to how half of them are done no you're doing stunts live on stage every night it is crazy i mean it's yeah speaking of stunts i mean whoever was there on that night you know there's a there's a moment where i'm supposed to stand on the table in a very draco-esque um poise with a wand and i got a bit cocky that one night and i just fell straight off the table i'll show you the video later but it's uh and when you fall off the table you fall off the table and you have to get back up and stand back on it and know that you looked like a complete prat.
22:46Did you stay in character? Yeah, I mean, yeah, absolutely. Because Draco doesn't fall off tables, doesn't slip off chairs. He shouldn't, no. But also he shouldn't drop his wand, which he has done a few times as well. So, yeah, it's so cool to be able to, like, pick up something. But the difference is as the Draco that I knew was a child and little arrogant shit really Can I say that to it? So how was describing the first script you're playing an arrogant shit pretty much Arrogant slimy little git was that how he was described? Well, so I described him and that's right the rip the revelation and the last films or the last couple where you see ah he's the most bullied out of the right and that's the reason why you know bullies bully etc but now he's 38 years old he's got a kid and his son is rather eccentric yes rather different from the Malfoy lineage yes breaking from the pack a bit has this experience like made you reevaluate Draco a little bit definitely definitely yeah there's a lot of subtext or a lot of different things But to go from when I met Jason, I was 11 years old.
24:00It was a diet, nocturnally. And I was just so impressed with his, you know, his skill and the way he treated people off set, on set, that I really hope that I can emulate even half of what he brought to me that I can do to Aiden and the rest of the wonderful, wonderful cast. I would imagine some of the relationships, especially with the adults, kind of deepens as you get older, as you yourself become an adult. Like a relationship with Jason when you're 15 is one thing, but when you're in your 30s and you are an adult leading a real adult life, has it changed in terms of that relationship or any of the relationships with the older person?
24:42I still call him dad. And I still think I'm Aiden's age. He's 24, I think. But I can see the difference. you kind of revert back when you're around him like well i just feel still one of the one of the kids but also realizing now i i'm a parental sort of figure yeah in the in the in the company at least um but i was back to jason i one of the last chats i had with him before coming here was about doing theater because i hadn't done too much before i've done two great productions 222 and a child's mind, a child's story. Sorry, I forget the name now. But both of them with Matthew Dunstan, both of them were the encouragement that I needed to be able to say that you can do theatre.
25:32Both of those productions, it was mostly text, dialogue, and not a lot of wizardry. yeah fair enough so this is a different kind of on stage you saw it yourself I mean how it's I can't imagine what goes into that show like that I'm seeing and that I'm not seeing and I was saying to you after I saw it I was like I had anxiety just like everybody being I don't know like I don't know how six injuries don't happen a night it feels like it's a very obviously you guys know what you're doing but it's well other than me falling off tables that's where the injury that's you that's your problem I got a bit cocky didn't know before expelliarmus happened uh then again backstage my sense is you're the wild card you're the one to watch out for you're the one that the one to worry about yeah yes well that's the reason i had a chaperone um for for the first few weeks because i think people um generalize the term acting so generally because what like when i did the flash as a tv show that i did for a season in Vancouver which I loved with Grant Gustin you know you're doing nine pages a day of dialogue and you have to learn them forget them move on right learn them forget them yeah move on and it's quite procedural and it's quite you're repeating yourself but in a very different way yes this is sort of repeating yourself literally yes and hoping that one day it all meshes together perfectly which which is unachievable but i do feel we do a bloody good job at trying yeah yeah it's as impressive a production as there it really is it really is you wouldn't believe it we're talking fire we're talking water there's slides and pulleys and i don't even it's mental it's mental they allow it so come and see it for sure do you remember way back when you're a kid like was it your idea to say potter in the way that you specific way you said it or i don't know how That's become an iconic thing.
27:31I certainly had no idea. I Have three older brothers So they would all would always call me something like maggot or What was I also called runt runt of the pack really so the youngest and the shortest considerably So I don't remember ever thinking about it for a second, but Potter It just got more more venomous. Yeah. And now they all do it and even my son Aiden does it better than I do it on stage myself. And all you have to do is say that in the company of a Potter fan and goosebumps and like applause. Something happens. I'm not leaving it to you. I hear your... You have to train me. You just said Potter.
28:14Potter. Potter. Potter. Potter. Potter. Once more. Potter. Potter. Bravo hey good teacher whoo I'm your new understudy but yeah no I never knew any of these things were gonna be iconic lines we even get to say one of the famous loans from the films in the play which was not in the in the in the play before but I said it once spontaneously in rehearsals and John Tiffany our fabulous director who's been doing it now for 10 years. I could see his eyes twinkle and go, yes, put that back in. And it's, needless to say, it's quite a hit every night. Is there a scene from the films that would have been fun to do on stage that you can think back to that, like, oh, experiencing that with a live audience would be a trip?
29:07There's already so much that happens on stage. It's hard to think of an idea of cramming in more. Right. You know there was a the original with the two-part version, right? Which now they sort of I think they're consolidating into the version that we have today, I think every actor would want another six hours Digging into their character back jog, but honestly this there's so much that happens on stage every night. I've done nothing 120 20-ish shows, and every night I'm still looking at various different illusions going, how did they do that? One of the things people don't realize is that when you're on set saying Expelliarmus, nothing happens.
29:52I'm just holding a piece of wood. And instead here, with the sound and the visuals and the production design and everything, like stuff is happening right in front of your face, which is still to me magical for lack of a better pun. Tom, what's going on in China? Oh my days, you know what I mean? It just gets more brilliantly bizarre. Like in a life filled with bizarre moments, surreal moments, where does Tom Felton slash Draco Malfoy being worshiped, like posters in malls rank in your history? I still think this is some sort of prank. I don't even have that kind of power. I would if I could. No, but when the first few people told me that this was the case, I mean, I don't want to get incorrect, but it's a Chinese symbol for the new year.
30:45Right. And it happens, so I'm going to mispronounce it now, but mi ha fu is the same syllabatic way of saying Malfoy. Right. and because it's a fire horse and Malfoy is quite he cares about money I don't know honestly we're going to have to get a professional in here I have no idea but I think it's fabulous and obviously like I can't believe it's it's still a trip to me that people know who Malfoy is in foreign countries so the fact that China knows who Draco Malfoy is, let alone uses them as the symbol for good fortune for the rest of the year. It's remarkable. I refuse to be indifferent. So it's so cool, but also how.
31:41You need to book a trip to China. You get off that plane, they're going to hoist you. Well, once the theater releases me, I will be on their way. How plugged in are you? like your relationship with, you're on social media. I mean, do friends have to let you know, or did you see that organically on your own? Dev, organically, I feel like I use social media the same as you to some degree. Sometimes it's professionally promoting They Will Kill You being out and enjoying that and really getting a chance to celebrate. The thing with film is we did that a year ago or more than that, and you don't know when it's going to come out.
32:22You don't know the result. Like, Facum Hall. I'm not sure if you saw it yet. I didn't see it. Do you want to do that one again? You did see it, and you loved it. Do you remember, like, Facum Hall? Oh, my God. You were, I meant to say, you were amazing in that, by the way, Tom. The number one show on HBO Max right now. On HBO Max. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fantastic. You told me about that. Yep. Jesus Christ. Have you just listened to all my episodes? But that's, but that's so lovely. Fair enough. any of my episodes see now the friendship comes out honesty that's the important thing you want me to lie to you?
32:58a little bit the fact that Facom Hall we did a while ago and it's been widely received as a hit beautifully massaging two of my favorite genres one being naked gun I was lucky to grow up enough with naked gun That sense of yes that sense of humor largely the reason why we're taking the piss out of each other is because we've seen Naked Gun match that with the sort of Downton Abbey the crown-esque Exterior and and visuals you know, we all knew we were taking a bit of a risk with this one and It's been it's been so lovely to hear that that's been responded to well and I Without getting too ahead of myself.
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33:48similarly received well, because it's not something that we've ever seen before. Yep. It's, you know, it's a bit naughty, but a bit funny, a bit gory. It's going to be a fun audience experience. I've done South By, and they probably told you already, South By audiences are amazing. So I've known South By. So what's your experience? Enthusiastic. They like genre. I'm sure what I've seen in this movie, it'll go well. Are you going? No. I'm going to be here talking to boring people like you. Now it all comes out. No, no. But you're going to have a blast. And you should get some tacos while you're there, too.
34:25Okay. Yeah. Well, I'll let you text me recommendations later. I'm sure we don't want to talk about tacos. Let's use it the rest of our time just talking tacos. Well, we could do. I know. But yes. How's your dog, by the way? Is it handling the temperature well? Yeah. Lucy has come out and enjoyed the, you know. Because it's flipped. Today it's back cold again. but it's a little confusing. You've got two with you here, yes? I've got my two pups, Willow and Forrester, here, yes. That was the first thing in my contract to agree to do this. They're my settlers because they know that they don't give a monkey's what I do for a living, and they remind me that we're only here and we're only now, and dogs are so present they can't not think about anything else other than...
35:05I know. Yeah. We're obsessed. They make us better people, don't they? Well, certainly. I think it's Bill Murray's quote. I don't trust a person that doesn't like my dog, but I trust the dog when they don't like a person. Yeah. Truism. Something like that, yeah. Do you have a tattoo of your late grades? I do. My first one, Willow, yeah. You immortalized the two newer ones? Yeah, I'm not really a tattoo. Well, not yet. They're both alive and happy, thank you. In fact, I'm not taking them for a walk right now because I'm stuck here talking shite with you. I say that with love. But they would love to have been there.
35:45We should have brought the dogs. Next time. Yes. Your second podcast. We'll do a dog thing for sure. More Happy Say Confused coming up.
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36:59So where are you at in terms of, I mean, in a year from now or something, I'm going to be talking to another Draco Malfoy, a young boy that is playing this role. Oh, yeah. I mean, that's going to be surreal and fascinating, I would imagine, for you to see it. You're referring to the HBO series. Yeah. What do you know? I know nothing. I mean, they're making it, and it's happening. That's all I know. Yeah, I mean, again, I'm thrilled that the Wizarding World is thriving. I mean, it's amazing. None of us would have ever expected people to still be as interested as they were when we finished the films.
37:33Now it's sort of like triple. I know. There's theme parks. Yeah. Can you imagine that? I first went to Universal Studios as a kid, as my dream holiday. Imagine telling that kid in 10 years-ish, you'll come back and open up a theme park where you're in it. That was one of my favorite trips ever. I went to when you guys opened Wizarding World, and that was so bizarre. It was amazing. So imagine even then saying, don't worry, you'll be on Broadway in 10 years doing it again. I'm like, what? So what's next? I don't know. What are we saying? We had this conversation earlier. I said, am I going to the moon?
38:14Is there some sort of, nothing would surprise me. A planet named Draco Tom Felton. Are you visiting Tom Felton anytime soon? Literally nothing would surprise me more. I mean, yes, the Chinese New Year, it all is beautifully bizarre. and some of it is serendipitous where it's like, oh my God, I can't believe that that happened. And other parts are, of course, like Daniel Radcliffe's play, who's less than 400 meters from mine. I'm playing Draco. He's opening what I think is one of the best shows on Broadway, other than ours. Obviously. I've seen both. It's the second best. Were you there last night?
38:53No, but I saw it a couple of weeks ago. It's amazing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and then sharing the dressing room with Harry Potter and it being his birthday, that was alone enough reason for me to go, someone's up there. Something's happening. Do you guys get offers like in tandem? Like you haven't worked with Daniel, Emma, Rupert, obviously since the films, but I would imagine you get all sorts of unusual, interesting offers. Do people ever say like Daniel Rupert, buddy cop movie? What do you think? Like do you get those kind of strange? sadly because of the chain of command they go through them before they get to me which means they've been turned down by all three of them before they get to me so the answer is no this took a turn no I we would love we would love to we're all good friends and I like to think ironically Draco being somewhat the gel that keeps us all together because we're all in four different corners of the world at different times we all love each other we've all been through this experience.
39:55And I have unique relationships with all of them, from Matt Lewis, Neville from the Phelps Twins, playing golf with Rupert, living next door to him for a while in London, Daniel with Broadway, Emma with traveling and life. It goes on and on and on. So there's certainly no world where we wouldn't. I just think that everyone's pursuing their own sort of, I mean, I think Rupert's a dad of two now. Is he or a one? I don't know. Do you think Emma's done with acting? I hope Emma acts again. I mean, it's up to her, whatever makes her happy, but like it's been a minute. I don't think there's anything she couldn't do.
40:38There's no one that I admire more really, considering being cast for such a now pivotal role in history at the time nine years old yeah she was doing what i did when i turned up for the borrowers audition being like we're just making a movie no one's making theme parks about the borrowers yeah is a christmas classic in the uk obviously obviously well also not to mention the added dimension of being a young woman a young girl going through that is a whole nother level of complexity. Yeah, needless to say, I can't relate to that and I can't even experience it. But, you know, I just have huge admiration for all of them.
41:17And, you know, actually, one of the proudest things is, this gets even more serendipitous. So Warwick Davis, who plays professor flipwick as well as a grip grip book he had his uh mb was given an mbe awarded an mbe yesterday where he was essentially these are not he's a knight of the round table as far as i'm concerned but he he's been um he's the only person to really uh uh what he started in star wars right willow name of my dog not that they look each other like each other at all was willow named after Willow? No, no, no. It's more of a tree thing. Okay, fair enough. But still, Willow's one of my favorite films growing up.
42:03Me too. Yeah. It's a cult classic. And then you've got him obviously in Potter in two different roles. The only actor to ever play that. Now he's back in Potter 2.0. That's right. So he's my inside scoop. Is he dropping some info? Has he given you some intel? I can't say too much. In fact, I've said too much. Have you connected with the young with the young man playing draco yeah we've um i've sent i've sent word okay yes i think it's really important uh it's very different from when we were entering things that don't exist there's quite a lot of weight now on yes so the last thing i'm gonna do is offer anything other than say here's my phone number yes here's my address to his parents as well as him um and to anyone else there like you know i can't offer you advice this is your journey have as much fun as possible take as many pictures as you can steal as many props as you can i'll be I'm there.
43:20So I'm sort of happily taking a step back. That's the healthy attitude. I think so. Can you imagine, it was hard enough for you guys, but you didn't really have social media like it is now. That thankfully wasn't even as omnipresent. No, it was inconceivable. When you and I met, it didn't exist, did it? There was literally physical film cameras almost. It took me a while. The other day someone said, how were the films shot? I was like, was it film? He said, of course it was film. This is in an era where the guy holding the mic boom Tommy was about 70 one eye open rolls a cigarette with one hand smokes it while we're on a broomstick, right?
44:02That's how daniel and I I grew up learning quidditch 25 years later We're on broadway together That's mental I refuse to be indifferent. Do you still? self-identify as Slytherin? Can that change as you grow older? Do you think you'll turn into a Hufflepuff at some point, or are you Slytherin for life? Do you want me to leave this room right here? I didn't mean to insult you. Was that the most insulting thing I said? No, apparently people take it very seriously. I've called people that as a joke. You called them Slytherin and they don't like it? Well, I do it sort of every night at Stage Door. I ask the youngsters what house they're in, and I can tell because they're head to toe in the regalia of the colors that would make me assume.
44:43and when they say Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff I steal their showbill, their playbill and run away with it as a joke but that often falls on deaf ears because they're very proud of their chosen house and I have done the test several times well sorry twice because the first time I did it I sort of cheated it and tried to answer everything as slitherily as I possibly could which the sorting hat can't fall the sorting hat put me in gryffindor which outsmarted you sent me into a spiral yeah that must have been the lowest point of your life where'd tom go he's he's crying in the bathroom why are you bringing this up no but then the uh i did my whole family actually i have three older brothers.
45:32All three got Hufflepuff. I know. My mom is a Gryffindor. My dad is a Ravenclaw. And sorry, my dad's a Gryffindor. Dad's a Slytherin. And I happily can report officially I am team Slytherin. You know, I did an event with Gary Oldman, I think last year, and I asked him which house he's, has he sorted himself? The words didn't even compute to him. He didn't even understand what I was saying. It was like, did you read the scripts? Do you know what Harry Potter was? I'm not sure he does. No, he was lovely. No, I'm sure he was. I mean, I'll say no more. He's the sweetest man on the planet. I don't want to speak.
46:14Anyway, we decided he's Hufflepuff. We decided he had the attributes of Hufflepuff. Yes, I would never go with that. I remember Sir Michael Gambon. You just reminded me of Sir Michael, bless his heart. Oh, Dumbledore, who's now been played by John, John Lithgow who's also on Broadway yes who I work with on Rise of the Planet of the Apes seen that one that's not a bad one that's a good one that's a good one that's a good one you know what I mean what would I do are we in a simulation is this a simulation we're in the Matrix right now we are we are but no Sir Michael would always do the same sort of dithering act where you know it takes half it takes half a minute to get the whole set quiet right sounds beat quiet on set close the doors lock off bell red light everyone ready set set set set and just before action Sir Michael Gamble would whisper in your ear like who am I playing again while you're furiously trying to remember your lines and where to stand and what to do he's like wait wait wait where am I what are we doing oh my god literally So convincingly that you'd think this man's lost the plot.
47:31I love it. When the best actor on the planet is saying that, that disarms you immediately, right? Even worse than that, he'd do that. You would look a bit confused. And then, and action. And he's right on it. And you're like. Straight into this epic performance. And it's so admirable in both ways. And I like to think I've brought a bit of that with me. I've learned so much more from what the actors do off set that I've worked with growing up with the films that I have on. obviously they're all brilliant on because the cream of the crop of the british uh you know filming the acting world but the uh how they um how do i say this politely mess with people yeah and and make sure that we're aware that we are playing here you are just a child with a pirate hat on and a fake sword.
48:22You're not actually... Hey, hey. But, you know, it's that sort of, like, professional stupidity that I try to bring into my... Once the joy goes out of it, what's the point? Precisely. Let's not pretend that we're doing something actually... Well, you are, but just don't think about it that way, I think, is the key. It means a lot, as you know. It means a lot to so many people and can affect lives, but once you... if you start to buy into that in your own brain. Exactly. Like in many different ways. So Michael Gambon would just take the piss out of himself and everyone immediately. Yeah. That was a very way of disarming everyone for us to act freely.
49:03I told you the story already about the time when we had a scene together and it's Draco killing Dumbledore. It's a big one. It's a big one. But I didn't really think about anything like that too much until I got on set that day. There's only a handful of lines. It wasn't particularly a long thing to have to learn, but for some reason, because everyone was there on set that day, I must have bumbled my way through the first three attempts of saying my line, which I'm sure you'll put a clip up now. Roll it. Yeah. And the first three I sort of messed up and got them almost grammatically wrong, but also back to front.
49:47He asked for a tea break which no one says no to Sir Michael Gammond or Dumbledore rather and he had a big long beard In the film, but he has had a cloak that went round it to sort of protect the beard For when he went out for a breath of fresh air And he invited me out for a breath of fresh air And I said okay okay, which of course I went out and just apologized profusely. I said I'm sorry So he never liked to be called so Michael but Mickey Mickey G would if He'd stare at me as if he was pissed off For a second. I'd say I'm sorry. I've promised you I've rehearsed the lines. I've done everything I possibly can do to And I just give me a couple more takes, you know an apologetic 17 year old desperately trying to keep up with world's finest Actors is not a great place to be.
50:38Yeah, he offers you a cigarette breath of fresh air I fucked her up, didn't I? Anyway, and then says, Dear boy, do you have any idea how much they pay me per day to be here? If you keep effing it up at this rate, tomorrow I'll have a new Ferrari. And I took it deadly serious, like, before I realized that this man is taking piss, and he cares as much as I do, to just relax and have some fun and next take that's the one they used what a legend what a legend um where are you at on cursed child eventually becoming a movie today as you're like doing living in this day after day night after night do you have hope for that at this point no i think that i think they're two separate beasts in a way i think they um two separate dragons i think especially with the new one i'm really happy about the the series sort of leaning into the fact that there's so much content right there's so much stuff that we have to cut out of film one film two because you just can't make a five-hour film right and expect kids to to sit through it so there's so many characters and so many bits and pieces that that hopefully will be indulged in the new um in the new series as far as the cursed child i'm really proud of bringing people to the theater not just in broadway but around the world obviously broadway the biggest platform stage for it but there is there's Harry Potter and the cursed child which by the way I've seen all of these in Amsterdam there's one in Hamburg there's one in Japan this one's the China one because you should sign up
52:28See? Still got it. Seriously, write that one down, Alex. That's a good idea. Although my Mandarin is not that great. How's your Cantonese? Oh, peckable. You play Potter. Why not? At this stage, it could be even mad. But yeah, it's such a globally loved thing and celebrated in its own ways. I'm so proud that theatre is still as prominent as is reading physical books. When I went to go see Dan's show, the best thing about it, other than him, was there was an older couple in front of me, and they touched each other's hands at certain points, which clearly meant something to them. I don't know what that was.
53:21They never saw me. and I did the same with like you know to myself and I think probably the people behind me could could feel that and it's a shared experience and it's something that is I dying commodity I think we undervalue as easy as it is to sit home and just yeah yes you know there is something transcendent about yeah it's there's yeah and I thought well the likes of you and your passion for it and and your depth of knowledge and your piss poor chat, it helps keep it alive. So I'm very passionate about that. Before we end with our profoundly random questions, I'm going to ask you this. Christ, here we go.
54:04Calm down. Which is the best of the Potter films? What's your favorite? Objectively speaking, subjectively speaking, I suppose, the best Harry Potter film is? Well, quite famously, I've never seen them more than once. Apparently not famously. You've never gone back. No, I've not gone back. Not because I'm not a fan. I am a huge fan of the books more than anything. But I was forced to go see them at the premieres. Two of my brothers fell asleep through each one at some point or other. I think my dad did the fifth one. But it's more that I'm saving them. I see them they're on TV or that there's a Harry Potter channel I think in England now they just play them on loop My friends send me videos and friends send me pictures.
54:55It's quite embarrassing looking at yourself when you're a little I know Daniel Radcliffe I don't imagine he's watched them a thousand times in his dressing room. It's on a loop But I'm saving them for one day maybe if I had little ones or or I'm a little older or I still feel like I'm reinventing Draco as we speak, let alone time to look back at them. I suppose the best person to ask is someone that knows film well. Wait, what's your favorite Harry Potter film? I've never seen them myself either. Oh my God. Are they good? Do they do well? Tell me you're joking. What are you talking about? I don't know.
55:38Can you imagine? My favorite, well, I'll say bluntly, the the second film chamber of secrets was always fun because there was a giant snake basilisk in it and and alan rickman was in full form and we knew our characters a little bit better than the sixth one was the most um rewarding for me as an actor i certainly wouldn't be doing what i'm doing now without the training and the learning of what proper acting sort of is or was before that it was a lot of standing in the corner and looking like a slimy git. Well, there is that evolution for every young actor, child actor. It's like your cast kind of, and you've said this before, you guys were cast because you kind of resembled the characters, you fit the type, and you had a natural charisma, but it's only years later that you actually learn technique and kind of the craft.
56:29A hundred percent. Look at Radcliffe. I'm sure he won't mind me saying this. He's a terrible actor. he'll know i'm joking he'll know i'm joking but no but he'll see that he'll be the first person to say it's working with gary oldman yeah helena bonham carter uh jason isaacson or whatever not just on the screen what they do is how they pair and how they treat the the the art or whatever um in a playful way i yeah we all learn from different people and certainly no one's been exposed to better teachers than he has. And now look, he's in a one-man show on Broadway. Crazy. Okay, profoundly random questions, Tom.
57:11Okay, come on then. We know the answer to this one. Dogs or cats? Dogs. What do you collect, if anything? Guitars, instruments, doors. Doors? How does that work? I feared saying this one. I just like, I like the doors. I like the band. Are you going to take the door to this room with you? No, no, no. It's more a, they tell a story, don't they? Like ancient doors and like Indonesian doors. That's how it started. And then Japanese doors. I won't lie. It's become a very impractical collective role. Because you have to put them somewhere. This is true. New York apartments are tough. They're door full.
57:54I am. There's no way to put them. Go on. Wait, first of all, because you must be a collector. You could probably guess this I mean I have something of a movie poster collection Okay But also that's a problem too None of them are up I have like three up Like it's in my closet I just have them in storage I have a huge apartment With empty walls waiting Are you saying You're willing to put your entire collection up The Horowitz poster gallery In Tom Belton's apartment It's so generous We're going to open it to the public Are you okay with that? I knew. We'll discuss that one later. Favorite video game of all time?
58:37First thing that comes to head, Super Mario, Sonic the Hedgehog, GoldenEye, N64. I haven't really, I have adopted the modern one, but I'm just, I'm not as, well, not as young as I once was. Those fingers aren't as facile as they used to be. It used to be X-A-B-Y, that was it. I know, too many buttons. What about you? I'm kind of similar. I mean, I was a Sega kid, so I was kind of like... Sega! I was kind of a Sonic the Hedgehog. Tommy Lasorda baseball. Oh, my God. I was a big baseball kid. Okay. Never heard of it. It's okay. You're okay. Baseball. I mean, we play over here. Dakota Johnson Memorial Collection.
59:17Have you been watching it? She's just sorry. I just saw the baseball. They're having an international thing right now, aren't they? They are. I saw UK versus USA. You're going down. I know. In the first innings, if that's what you call it, we were 1-0 up. Don't say innings like that. It betrays how ignorant you are. I don't know. I know you whipped our ass in the end, but yes, crack on. Dakota Johnson Memorial question. She asked me this. I ask everybody, would you rather have a mouthful of bees or one bee in your butt? The most redundant question you could have had. A one mouth of bees or a bee in my mouth?
59:48A single bee in the butt or a mouthful of bees?
59:54Mouthful of bees. I get on very well. Okay. What's the wallpaper on your phone? My dog Willow, standing in a puddle. She has an obsession with water, because she grew up in Venice Beach with me, first three years, so when she sees water, it's dangerous. Like she will literally pretend to and then go boom, and she will bolt half a mile towards water. And unfortunately in certain situations, she doesn't have that. Right. Is she apt to like jump into a pool if she sees one? Well, I'm like, dude, are you kidding me? She'll do that. That's a picture of her Standing in a puddle It's a muddy puddle and I'm like no no no no don't do that But she'll just go to the puddle and just stand in it to literally dip her toe paw She's she's a dog just you know Who's the last actor you were mistaken for does it ever happen?
1:00:50Oh, yeah, it's three brilliant ones my Aaron Paul Yeah Had that one a few times Which I'm always proud of Yeah, bitch Him and I Him and I Have good friends over that Because I think he's been mistaken Remind me the name Of the gentleman From Malcolm Oh Are we talking older Or younger The kid Frankie Muniz Brian Cranston No, no, no Brian Cranston How are you joking I'm listening to the cast Jane Kazmarek He's in his 50s That's what I'm saying The guy who plays Malcolm. I said Frankie Muniz. Okay, thank you. Sorry, I didn't know his name. I was just testing. Yes, I have had that once or twice, which again is a compliment.
1:01:30Great actor, et cetera. My favorite, I think it was in Oklahoma. I was in a McDonald's at the end of a shoot, or end of a day shooting. In line, it was like 10 people, and the young woman tapped me on the back and said, excuse me, are you, I know this is weird. I just is there any way that are you I said I nearly said yes I am the guy from the wizarding thing it's but she yeah but yeah basically that and instead she interrupted me and said Ryan Gosling I don't mean to laugh you laughed a little too loud oh I laughed and then said are you serious she said yes I think are you Ryan Gosling? I was like, no, but can I get that in writing?
1:02:19And then she was like, no, she didn't ask for anything more than that. So we stood up and I made sure that I paid for her meal behind me. And you married that woman, right? That's where we're at. No, I did not. But it was a nice reminder that we're not all as familiar as each other. I'm literally doing, Ryan's doing the podcast next week. Really? If I ask him the same question, he says, Tom Felton. Well, he'd be lucky Well, please pass that on I will worst note a director has ever given you It's also one of the best, okay
1:03:01Die better I Was killed in a film I shall mention it but my neck was snapped and And I did my best You know if I was to snap your neck exactly You do like a thing. And you don't practice that in drama school. Not that I went to drama school, but I never practiced that. And even if you did, you couldn't see yourself in the mirror, so I just gave it my best crack. And he sort of said, cut! Came up with like a...
1:03:35Die better. Did you? Were you able to execute? I mean, they didn't cut it from the movie. But you'd never have heard of the movie, But yeah, sometimes you've got to be blunt, and that was one of them. Oh, my God. All right, and finally, in the spirit of happy, sad, confused, an actor who always makes you happy. Immediately, they put you in a good mood if you see them in a film. Oh, crikey. Put me on the spot. Tom Hanks. Or hear him, because Toy Story still warms my heart. He's a frequent mention in that category. What's yours? Will Ferrell. Okay. It's about time someone pings some questions back at you.
1:04:16Yeah, yeah. Good. Anyway, someone cares. I did. A movie that makes you sad.
1:04:28You mean the sad in a good way? You can take it however you want. No, like I was just, my mind launched into, because we talked about Gosling. I was like, notebook. Yeah, Blue Valentine. Classic, love them. Yeah. But sad. Hmm. let's just go with the notebook because it's a gorgeous love story and I cry every time and a food that makes you confused you don't understand why do people eat that? many yeah you're picking? many I have a bland diet the palate of a nine year old as my mum would say but I was going to say ramen but actually I quite enjoy like simple I just have to have the child's version of every just not a lot of spices a little kind of like Just a little mild.
1:05:14I have hypersensitive taste buds. The rest of you are... Got a sensitive tummy. Possibly. No, I just like... I'm a bit of a grazer. Like last night, we went for dinner and was with producers of various different plays and they had... I think they had caviar. And something else that I can't even remember what the name was. D 'Aclorange or something. I had mac and cheese. You are a child. and bread. Yeah. Where's the kids' menu? It literally was off the kids' menu because the portions are smaller. And you save money. That's a life hack there, guys. That's great. Well, you're spending all your money on doors.
1:05:53You need to, like, figure out and you need to balance it all out. We did it, Tom. How are you feeling? I feel fine. I hope you'll cut out anything embarrassing I've said. We'd have two minutes left. There's not... All right. But I just feel, well... You feel exposed? Well, yes. But I trust you'll make me look okay. You made yourself look okay. You were brilliant and charming as always. Cheers, but also I didn't do this for anyone else other than myself to be like, I can't believe that we're here doing this. I love it. I was truly, I'll say earnestly again, it was so moving to see you on stage the other night.
1:06:26Like, to see you on the journey and to see you just killing it on stage night after night. I'm so proud of you. I'm so happy for you. Cheers, mate. Because you met me when I was... Just a little boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I've aged considerably. I know. What? you're the same height and you look younger do you know how weird it is for me like yeah it's bizarre i'm going back in time and taking those magical harry potter potions and now people are actually listening to you it's because of you um enjoy yourself in austin thanks mate i really i really appreciate all your support and love and i do i do listen and watch you uh a lot and i love to see the passion and love for what you do is not dwindled.
1:07:12We shouldn't underestimate that. We're both still getting a kick out of what we do, which is pretty cool. Enjoy Austin. Everybody check out They Will Kill You. And Tom, thanks again. Or We'll Kill You March 27th. Thanks, Josh. And so ends another edition of Happy, Sad, Confused. Remember to review, rate, and subscribe to this show on iTunes or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm a big podcast person. I'm Daisy Ridley, and I definitely wasn't pressured to do this by Josh.
1:07:46I'm not giving up. I am selling the building. The final season of FX is the bear. The restaurant is flooded. Everything's either going to be okay. No, stop. Or not. We are outgunned and we are outmanned. We have each other.
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Tom Felton can't believe his life. 25 years after first plaing Draco Malfoy he's reprising his iconic role on Broadway in HARRY POTTER AND THE CURSED CHILD. Oh and he's also suddenly a phenomenon in China. Tom and Josh try to make sense of it all and reminisce about their long history together in this first extended podcast chat for Tom!
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