Last Looks: Driven

25:39Jason Mantzoukas:george i know big deal yes this story is a big yes he can read it was a joke in the show we know So I think most people know this is like the one fact that we know about Lundgren is that he's like a physicist, you know, whatever he is. All right. Next one. Alwyn from London. I have been a little bit delayed sending this because I have to fall a bit behind the podcast, but I can die for an opportunity to call and tell this hotline my Steven Seagal story. And I heard you talking about Steven Seagal on the Expendables 4 episode a few weeks ago that I just got the chance to catch up on. and it reminded me of the time that Steven Seagal woke me up on an airplane when I was about 10 years old.

26:21Yeah, I was flying from Paris to Thailand with my family. I was about 10 years old. And as we were getting on, my dad was like, look, that's Steven Seagal. I was about 10. I had no idea who Steven Seagal was, but I remember this giant man with a ponytail and he was wearing sort of traditional East Asian wear, and sort of doing a whole big, like making a big deal as part of, you know, bowing to the air hostesses on this Thai flight. It was a whole big thing. We were flying business class, as was Steven Seagal. I think it was me and my family and him and his assistant in business class. And I'm old enough, and this was long enough to go, that it was when they still showed a big movie up front of the plane, possibly in addition to having individual little screens in the chairs.

27:09and so this big movie was playing on the front. I had fallen asleep because I'm 10 years old and I wake up because someone is shouting on the plane that's a jerk awake and it is Steven Seagal shouting at the top of his lungs at his assistant about how unrealistic and bad the movie is that's playing on the big screen. And my memory is that it's basically, I couldn't tell you for all the money in the world what the movie was, but a helicopter in a chase scene is flying through a tunnel. And Steven Seagal is at the top of his lungs shouting that that's unrealistic and that the airflow in the tunnel wouldn't allow the helicopter and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

27:53And I just remember being like, who, even at 10, who is this asshole? But also him having the lack of self-awareness and goal to yell at a terrible movie on a flight just seems very incongruous with that. So yeah, I just wanted an opportunity to tell that story from sort of 25 years ago.

28:13Jason Mantzoukas:Thanks, Paul. Whoa, whoa, whoa. This is a man who loves attention. Okay. Wasn't he just a karate instructor for like a Hollywood mogul? And then the Hollywood mogul said, no, he actually was like a former CIA agent and he was never, and he's really embraced this life and the music and wow great story to call everyone's attention out like i could see him laughing i believe bob odenkirk tells a great story about the most humorless person ever on snl as a guest host and it was steven seagal i was helping with hans and franz that week yeah i didn't usually help with that piece but i love those guys and uh and and seagal read it and he said, if I do this sketch, if I do it, and they want to fight him.

29:03Hey, we'll take you on. He goes, if I do it, I have to beat them up. It's like a John Wayne thing, right? He's got to win. It's the most ludicrous scenario. You don't worry. No one will think that they actually, no one's thinking anyone beat anyone up here. but uh that was his attitude the whole week was he kept saying i've never seen your show i don't know what you do here like really you've never seen saturday night live where do you live and he wrote a scene howard howard he he wrote a scene and it's the last scene in the show and it's like one of his movies but they tried to do it live they got some stunt men to come in it It's insane.

29:53So there's like this board of directors. There's a bunch of stuntmen in suits. So as a viewer, you're like, who are these actors? They're not in the cast. And then there's like some speech. And then he enters the banquet room and starts beating. It's live. And he's beating them up and throwing them around the room. And it goes on for like eight minutes. It's the longest scene you've ever seen. And then at the very end, he turns to camera and says, this is what happens when you pollute the planets.

30:27Jason Mantzoukas:And the audience is mystified. Watch those SNL clips. They're great. Now, that was a great Steven Seagal story. But believe it or not, we might just top it because we have another Steven Seagal story. Hey, Paul and crew. I was listening to your Expendables episode, and you mentioned that Steven Seagal would be a great villain for it. I have a great Steven Seagal story. So I work for a company that we had a rep dinner, and they were having dinner with Steven Seagal as well. So we sat down to a dinner at a steakhouse, and wouldn't you know that he decided to do a demonstration of his knife skills at the steakhouse, whirling around the steak knife, you know, in the middle of a crowded steakhouse in Las Vegas.

31:25It was like that video where they say, oh, my God, it's Jason Bourne. And that was probably my highlight of my entire professional career. And this wasn't like in the 80s or 90s when he was pretty popular. This was about seven years ago. So it was bananas. But anyways, hope you all enjoyed the story. Bye.

31:50Jason Mantzoukas:Oh, my goodness. Now you're making me want to just hire Steven Seagal for events. I mean, how expensive could that be? It's not like getting like Aerosmith to play your bar mitzvah. Not that anyone's hiring Aerosmith. I don't think anybody's hiring Aerosmith right now to play your bar mitzvah. But like, I imagine it's not that expensive. I love this. Please tell me there are pictures. And if anyone has a picture of Seagal out and about just bowing, doing knife tricks, There's so many great stories about Seagal. You know, we've talked about it on the show a million times. There's great stories.

32:27Jason Mantzoukas:I mean, he threatened a guy in an ADR booth with a gun because they asked him to do the line again. Like that's, and I'm not even telling the story great because I'm just like, we should just do a whole episode of like, I heard a Seagal story. All right. And finally, our own Jafar. We've traveled with her. We've seen her through her ups and downs. Hope she is still dating that gentleman. Jafar, what do you got? Hi, Paul. Hello to all my fellow nerds. Wishing a happy Stallone summer to all who celebrate. So if you can kind of hear in my voice in this episode, playing the game and watching all the special features on the DVD of Driven literally broke me.

33:03So instead of talking about the movie specifically, I would instead like to speak to a Stallone trend I noticed when I watched Stop or My Mom Will Shoot a few weeks ago, which is that Stallone seems to really have a thing for playing average shows. So beginning in 1975 with Death Race 2000, he plays Joe Machine Gun Viterbo. In 1992, Stopper My Mom Will Shoot, as we all know, he was Sergeant Joseph Jobimowski. In 1995, he played Judge Joseph Dredd in Judge Dredd. Also in 1995, he played the dual roles of Robert and Joseph Wrath in Assassins. In 2001's Steaming Pile of Shit Driven, he played Joe the Hummer Tonto.

33:42In the 2011 animated film Zookeeper, he was the voice of Joe the Lion. And in 2022, he played Joe Smith in Samaritan. So out of just under 70 future film roles, Sylvester Stallone has been named Joe in just over 10 % of them. Thanks again for a great show in Vancouver. Can't wait to see where Jafar shows up next. Take care. Bye.

34:05Jason Mantzoukas:10%. Okay. 10 % is fine. I want, like, I think if you're calling in for like an observation like this, it's got to be in the 50s, 50s or 40s, 40s. I'll take 10 is he's a Joe. He's an average Joe. I mean, that's where it's coming from. He's an average Joe. And that's about the level of like metaphor in a Stallone script. Anyway, thank you for everyone who called in. Coming up after the break, the thrilling conclusion to my Sylvester Stallone podcast. and I'm going to announce next week's new movie. How Did This Get Made is excited to collaborate with Audible. Audible has a massive library of audiobooks and ad-free podcasts.

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38:40Jason Mantzoukas:hello people of earth i am pleased to have the honor to do this podcast i am paul sheer i am recording this uh right now in the bathroom of a burger king let's not get into it but i do want to tell you guys about is an amazing journey that I took. Let me tell you about, well, let me ask you a question. Would you like to change your life in three days? Would you like to live an extraordinary life? Would you like to redefine the very nature of what is possible? Well, I think than you would like my friends at the Landmark Forum. I met these people this past weekend, and they are amazing. I have been, right now, currently, I'm in day two of a three-day breakthrough class where I am learning how to redefine the very nature of what is possible in my relationships and in my work and in my family.

39:42Jason Mantzoukas:And it's only in three days. And I know that if I continue on this path, I am going to get to Stallone. Because the beauty about this whole thing is that you can, whatever you learn, it's natural and without effort. Okay. It's, you know, and yeah, maybe I'm not going to, maybe I'm not going to start hanging out with my old friends because I think my communication is changing. You know, I really want you guys to look into the landmark forum. I think that we are going to go here because most of us, we are content to live a life without question. But when you're a part of the landmark and you're friends in the landmark, they call you on your bullshit.

40:25Hi, welcome to the Sylvester Stallone podcast. As you can no doubt tell, this isn't Paul. This is Brett Morris. I'm his engineer at Earwolf and Wolfpop. So I'm sorry to say, Paul's not here today. He sent me a strange email, though. It's a little concerning. I'm not quite sure what to make of it, but I'll just read it for you. I don't have much of a choice, really. So I'll let you be the judge.

41:02Subject, please read this on air. Hello, people of Earth. This is one of the brainwashed wolf pop stooges. However, I'm reading you a message from the great Paul Scheer and say the last part like you mean it. He actually says that in parentheses. I'm currently going through a 24-hour detoxing and silencing pact with the great people I've met at the Landmark Forum. This time that I'm spending in Connie's basement apartment is magical. fasting and not sitting down for hours on end is finally allowing me to reflect on my life and think about the mistakes I've made and why I've brought this Stallone trauma upon myself I've come to the realization that I might be here for a higher purpose I believe that like Moses being sent down from the mountain with the commandments I'm being sent down from Hollywood with the word of Stallone I shouldn't say anymore but this is big.

42:01How big? Let me just say this. Bible two. What is he talking about? Then he says this. Oh shit, period. I fear that Tommy, one of Connie's lieutenants, is seeing that I'm emailing. This is not a quote unquote approved activity. And into the interest of not getting shamed with the stick in front of the circle again, I must stop writing. But before I go, please keep sending questions to asksalon at gmail. And enough with the questions that focus purely on farting and sex. You are only disappointing yourself. It gets cut off there. I guess it's supposed to say you are only disappointing yourself.

42:44But then it says this. This is a message from Tommy, a proud Landmark Forum member. Emailing your podcast is a frowned upon activity here, and Paul knows this. By listening to this, you are assuming the pain ritual upon your false idol, but what else do you know but greed and avarice? Is he talking to me? I guess it's to all of us. You haven't been enlightened. However, if you would like to change your life in three days, come to a free landmark forum orientation.

43:27Hello, people of podcasts. I'm not sure that's the correct greeting. I'm pretty sure it is. Anyway, welcome to the Sylvester Stallone podcast. I'm Connie Franks. I'm a senior member of the Los Angeles chapter of the Landmark Forum, and I find this podcast disgusting in content and execution, which is why, with Paul's explicit blessing, he's allowed me to take over his podcast to promote the amazing new work of the people of LMF. That's Landmark Forum for those of you people out there that have let the media corrupt your brains. This is fun. Well, what's Landmark, you ask? Landmark is a place where people begin to understand the pre-given possibilities for meaningfulness, specifically to the human subjects that participate in them.

44:18There is no need to fear any meaningless objective universe for such a thing as an abstraction, not an ultimate observable reality. Oh, and by the way, congratulations. By listening to this podcast, we have selected you and two guests of your choice to join us in our four-hour lecture series, The Talking Ritual. So you'll finally learn what you've been doing wrong when speaking. Also, don't worry about Paul. he's fine he's not in any danger and from what he tells me it's the first time he's been truly happy he's not being held against his will and he wants everyone to join him on this new venture of self-exploration and honesty testing testing i'm sorry i'm not I usually don't do this type of thing.

45:14I'm recording this message in the hopes that, Paul, you hear it somewhere out there. I'm very scared. I'm so scared. I haven't heard from you in a long time. and I think you've gotten mixed up with some really bad people. And I am in praying for your return. And if anyone has any information about where Paul is, Paul Scheer, please reach out to me on Twitter or however, whatever. oh god this is hard

46:17please come back home please come back home I don't know where you are I don't know if Connie has I don't know if Connie has you I don't know what you've gotten mixed up in, but I want you to know that I'm here and the baby is here and we are waiting for you. And we fully, fully support the Sylvester Stallone podcast. And I know I said some really terrible things to you about embarrassing us and our family. And I take all of it back. I really do. I just want you to come back and I want you to know that I have emails out to my agents and manager and entertainment lawyer about Sylvester Stallone.

47:11And if there's any way anyone knows him to reach out to me because I'm in full support, babe. I am in full support of you doing this. I really am. And I just want you back. And if having you back means that you do a podcast in which you try to get some of us still going to answer questions, that's fine with me. And I can only say that, you know, to the people who are out there who listen to this podcast, like, please, if anyone does know him, like, seriously, I know this has been a lot of, you know, this has been funny to certain people. This has been, you know, weird to others, but now it's, it's actually a very scary situation.

47:58And so this is a play. Please help my family. Please help us get Paul back through Sylvester Stallone.

48:11Jason Mantzoukas:Oh, God. Welcome to Sylvester Stallone podcast. Hello, people of Earth. I'm Paul Scheer, and I'm scared. I don't know if anyone can hear this but I'm I'm trapped in this house landmark form is not what I thought it was these people are cruel I don't know what they're going to do to me I'm scared please help me please help me I'm at please send your police officers send anyone a landmark forum. They're not what they say. They're evil. These people are evil. Oh God, you hear that? You hear that? It's starting. It's starting. Please, please God help me. Please help me. I've seen things. I've seen terrible things.

49:07You people here,

49:08Jason Mantzoukas:they want to hurt me. Oh God. Oh God. I haven't eaten in four days. We are the power. We are the light. We are the power. We are the light. We are the power. We are the light. We are the power. We are the light. We are the power.

49:32Greetings.

49:33Jason Mantzoukas:I am Mikel, formerly the podcaster known as Paul Scheer. For far too long, my body has been inhabited by an interdimensional demon who went by the name Fnuk. The landmark forum has been instrumental in my freedom, and now I would like to free you. I have seen the truth and the light, and I believe that the eye that burns the brightest is the one that knows the truth. The government is corrupting our brains. Look at our currency. The green color interacts with receptors in our brains to paralyze us and pacify us. We must give our money to the Landmark Forum. They will keep this money away from us to free us from the ties that bind us.

50:21Jason Mantzoukas:But this, my friends, is just stage one. Stage two involves our army of freed beings taking over the U.S. post offices across the country. When we are ready, our group will attack and peacefully siege these domiciles of communication. We will be heard. The U.S. post offices will be our base camp for the outcropping. We will farm our embryos and build a new alien infrastructure along the postal routes of this fine country. The United States of America will forever be now referred to as the farmland. Repopulate. Reproduce. No money. No government. No entertainment. We will subsist on the berries of straw.

51:12Jason Mantzoukas:No food. No water. We are now the one power, and we worship him. His name is Dioxinu. We worship Dioxinu.

51:33Jason Mantzoukas:Hello, people of Earth, and welcome to the final Sylvester Stallone podcast. I am Paul Scheer. I am actually Paul Scheer, despite what you've heard this week. And this is the Sylvester Stallone podcast. What a journey this has been. I started out with a goal to do the best podcast I could possibly do with one of the best entertainers that currently exist in cinema. Not just American cinema, but international cinema. He is a writer, a director, a producer, an actor. And we never got him on the show. If I had to give myself a note, I would say next time you do a show named after someone, you should get that person.

52:26Jason Mantzoukas:So I apologize to you, the listener, for never getting Sylvester Stallone. That was a big mistake. I probably should have stopped the show early. I wouldn't have been kicked out of my home, living in a seedy motel, using up my relationships with my closest friends, and finally getting kidnapped by a group of people that called themselves a landmark for them. I don't know if you guys were able to understand this, but I was taken in by a cult. And it was a hellish nightmare of a time. I am currently being deprogrammed right now. And my deprogrammer told me I should not do today's podcast. It's too fresh.

53:15Jason Mantzoukas:But I needed to talk to you. I needed to tell you what exactly happened because I was saved by someone.

53:27Jason Mantzoukas:And I will say there is tape of this moment, and I'd like to play you some of the tape. What you will hear is kind of a bad audio quality, but I feel like it's the best way I can explain to you what exactly happened. I am Mikael, and I command everyone here to begin the blood ritual. Begin. The blood ritual has begun. Free yourself. The blood ritual has begun. The blood ritual has begun. What the? Oh, my God. What's going on? Everyone run. Everyone run. Let me just pause the tape for a second to explain to you what was going on. Part of my indoctrination into the Landmark Forum was finding drifters and runaway teens, bringing them back to our basement and doing what we – I'm so embarrassed to say this.

54:30Jason Mantzoukas:we did something called the blood ritual, which was we cut these people and bled them out and then buried their bodies in a basement. Now, before you get judgmental, I will say I was under a heavy amount of sedatives at this point. And to my knowledge, we did not kill anyone. We were about to. And I know that that is frowned upon. I'll just say that you try it. You try getting sucked up into a cult. It's a very, it's a crazy, it's a crazy situation, okay? Because you're doing stuff and yeah, I know we can all sit on our high perch and say, oh, you shouldn't kill people. But I was there. It was, it was intense.

55:10Anyway, from our basement window, gunfire erupted and this man

55:18Jason Mantzoukas:entered in to the room. I looked up and I saw his face. You're going to find it hard to believe, but I'll play some of the tape. And again, this tape has been compromised, obviously, but let me, let's play some more. What's going on? Everyone, no, no, no. We must kill her. Oh my God. Who are you? No. No, my name is Mikael, not Paul. It's my answer.

55:54You.

55:56Jason Mantzoukas:It's you. That's right, everybody. At that point, I looked up and I saw a visage that I have been dreaming about for days. It was the man, the myth, the legend, Sylvester Stallone. he had been listening to the podcast and he broke in to save me and he said something to me that I will never forget. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. It's you. You found me. Why? Why out of everybody, out of your visit newbie schedule, why would you find me?

56:46Jason Mantzoukas:I'm so upset that that piece of dialogue was garbled because what he said to me, and I don't remember it 100%, but he looked at me and he goes, it's not about how great your podcast is. It's about how hard it is to do a podcast and keep on moving forward. And he goes, and I listened to your podcast every day and you kept me going forward. He goes, if I was to appear on day one, you wouldn't be where you are today. You needed to grow. You need to go back to your wife now as a man, as a man who almost killed a teenage runaway. This podcast was a test. And I said to him, a test? Like, you were testing me the entire time?

57:35And he looked me right in the eyes and said, yeah. Yeah.

57:42Jason Mantzoukas:Can you believe it? Stallone was testing me just like his characters were tested with impossible odds, insurmountable foes. He gave me a challenge of a lifetime. And I swear to God, as God is my witness in my hand on the graves of my parents who are not yet dead, but if they were, I would put my hand on their graves. and he said to me, you are the Rocky Balboa of podcasting. To which, of course, I replied, thank you and I know. And then I had a mission, a mission that this podcast started with and I know I needed to do it. So I will play you this next section of tape. Thank you. Thank you for saving me.

58:35Jason Mantzoukas:And before you let me go, before you leave, I just have to ask one thing. A couple of things. What role didn't you take that you regret? What do the three seashells from Demolition Man do? That makes sense. Well, how could it ever be in the next Expendables? As a watchmaking student, I'm always intrigued to learn about people's watch collections and reasons for collecting. With your known affection for Pan and Air, Richard Millet, and Monte Grappa, what are some other brands that you like? Of course! And finally, Rocky, Rambo, Covert, Tango, John Spartan, and Bonnie Ross in a knockdown, dragout fight to the finish.

59:21Jason Mantzoukas:Who would win? Of course. They would all die in each other's hands. Thank you. Thank you. And again, I am so bummed out that the recording cut out most of his answers. We just kind of shortened it up because I guess the mic was kind of more on me than it was on him. I mean, rookie mistake. My apologies. But I did it. I came here with a mission, and I finished that mission, which was to ask Sylvester Stallone the fan questions that we all needed answers to. Unfortunately, I don't really remember the answers to the questions. I was pretty drugged up on a mix of Sudafed and Prozac and a little bit of lithium, I think.

1:00:10Jason Mantzoukas:I don't actually even remember much more than him carrying me in his arms and putting me down on a lawn. And there was a mess of fire trucks and engines. And he walked away. And when people ask me, who saved you? I didn't tell them. because to tell them is to let them in on a secret that was only between me and him and you, the fans of this show. So I think with that, my job is done. Just like Rocky Balboa and Rocky Balboa, I'm walking away from the ring, prouder, smarter, and enlightened. And I just want to say out there, Thank you, Stallone, for rescuing me from that cult. So the next step for me is repairing my life and hopefully getting the Daniel Day-Lewis podcast off the ground.

1:01:09Jason Mantzoukas:Thank you guys so much for listening to the Sylvester Stallone podcast. I am Paul Scheer, and I am a champion, a winner. Fuck yeah!

1:01:26Jason Mantzoukas:Wow, so long ago, so many memories. I was saved and now it's me, present day Paul, and I am free of that landmark forum's grasp. Thank you for tagging along with me through my old Stallone podcast over these last few episodes. If you missed my just chats with Jason, well, don't worry. He'll be back on Last Looks next time. That's right. But now this is the moment you've been patiently waiting for this entire episode. It is finally a time to announce our next movie. Stallone's summer is finally over, and next week we are going from champagne celebrations to champagne and bullets. That's right. We are covering the 1993 indie action film Champagne and Bullets, starring Wingshauser, Pamela Bryant, and the film's writer and director, John DeHart.

1:02:10Jason Mantzoukas:The film is considered by many to be the room of direct-to-video action flicks. Well, there are actually three different versions of this film with different titles, which I'll explain in more detail in just a second. And as for the movie's plot, they're all the same. There's a satanic cult leader who betrays a pair of ex-cops, and you got some baby sacrifices, drug deals, and a whole lot more. Take a listen to this trailer. Welcome to the biggest little movie ever made. Action, suspense, a throw-a-minute romance. It's a very funny moment.

1:02:47we get some dope we'll get away

1:02:52you're gonna beat that hurts you just made a big mistake see sam you see this white powder how about tolerating the goddamn justice system sit down okay so if you want to watch this movie

1:03:03Jason Mantzoukas:before listening to our episode here's what you need to know there are three uh versions of this movie. The original movie is titled Champagne and Bullets and has a runtime of 99 minutes. You can stream Champagne and Bullets on Tubi, Hoopla, and Fawesome. Fawesome, great recommendation by a friend of the pod, and I've been loving it. The next version of the movie is called Road to Revenge. It has a runtime of 75 minutes. This shorter version cut out most of the sex and nudity. I'm guessing you don't want to watch this version, but it is available on Amazon Prime Video. I will say that, look, I'm not going to say that we need to have exploitative films on this show, but the sex and nudity in this are awkward in a great way.

1:03:48Jason Mantzoukas:And the latest version, well, there's a lot. There's a lot here. You take it at your own risk. The latest version is called Get Even. It has a runtime of 89 minutes. Now, Get Even restored most of the sex and nudity while adding a very important scene of the main characters practicing martial arts and feeding his pet poodle. Now, this version isn't available on any streaming services, but I'll say if you search for it online, you'll probably find it with minimal effort. So Get Even is probably the one that you want to find. You just got to search for it online and you'll probably find it. Now, I know I already mentioned Hoopla earlier, but as always, I encourage you to check out Canopy and Libby, which are digital media services offered by your local library that allow you to consume movies, TV, music, audiobooks, and e-books for free.

1:04:36Jason Mantzoukas:All right, that is it for Last Looks. If you listen to us on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, please rate and review us. Please also make sure you are following us and have automatic downloads turned on. It helps the show, and we appreciate it. Visit us on social media at HDTGM, and a big thank you to our producers, Scott Sonny and Molly Reynolds, and our movie-picking producer, April Halley, and our engineer, Casey Holford. We'll see you next week for Champagne and Bullets, a.k.a. The Road to Revenge, a.k.a. Watch Get Even. Bye for now.

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