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0:44Happy Memorial Day. It is an all skate with all of the I've Had It, iHip News people on board today. Of course, I am Jennifer. She is Pumps. Pumps, raise your hand. There she goes. She is Kylie. And then we have Ryan and then we have Seth. How is everybody? Happy Memorial Day. How it's going to go is I've asked each member of our team to pick a story they would like to share with the class. And I want to call on Kylie first. Okay. First, I've got this clip of Michelle Obama. She went on this podcast and this clip went viral and I'm super interested to get your response on it. Okay. Yeah, I can't look some people in the face and tell them you have no right to be angry or to do something that maybe is against your own interest.

1:35That's what that's human nature. Many of the people who voted for my husband twice, twice, and I know that that's how they feel. It's like this isn't this isn't about anything other than I'm just we need we need something different. They voted for Donald Trump. Yeah. You know, it's a lot of people. So you can't just pigeonhole them and say you just don't care and you're racist or whatever you're thinking. This is an act of, I don't know what else to do. Hmm. I do think some people for sure voted for Donald Trump because they're racist, but I think a lot of people didn't. And I also think that Black people, particularly somebody like Michelle Obama, who's in that position, are very cautious about how they speak about accusing somebody of being racist.

2:35And they are intimately aware of the backlash for doing that. And she's correct that some people that voted for Obama twice then voted for Trump. And in those individual cases, I would say that perhaps those people aren't racist. But I definitely, growing up in Oklahoma. I've heard a lot of racist shit said about Michelle Obama and Barack Obama. And I think we still have a racist problem, but I don't want to be in the business of Michelle Obama is incredible. We're lucky that she's publicly speaking now in podcasts. She's an inspiration for women and particularly black women who always get pushed to the bottom of the totem pole, but it's interesting.

3:27She's very educated. She's a lot smarter than I am. She's a lot more mature than I am. She's a lot better person than I am, Michelle Obama. Yeah, I completely agree. I don't think that only racists voted for Trump, but I think if you're a racist, the only candidate you voted for was Trump. I mean, I don't think they're all racist, but I don't think there were very many racists that came out for Harrison Walls or Biden. I just don't. Yeah, I think that's probably right. And I think that it's our job to call them out because I think black people get an additional layer of racism piled onto them when they call it out which is unfair seth you sound like you were going to say something uh what do you think about do you think there was a large swath of the electorate that i feel like as as americans we've kind of gone into this cycle where everything goes by so quickly do you think that there were voters out there that like have such short-term american memory that they forgot how shitty he was in his first term and they just voted for him a second time totally we are we have no attention span we're really i mean culturally very instant gratification um impulsive we're a lot of bad things and trump is a representation of all of our worst character defects into one person you can't underestimate how dumb some of these people are that are voting i mean i remember I was reading a focus group that we talked about on one of the I have news episodes of people that voted for Trump and now regret it.

5:24One of these people said that the reason that they voted for him was because they thought that he was going to completely abolish all taxes. So they would never they would not pay taxes at all anymore. So I think that he's not. That's true. So I think it's kind of exactly like pump said. you know if you're racist you voted for donald trump but not every person who voted for donald trump is racist that being said they are enabling a racist so they're okay that is still a problem right right it's not a um i do think i remember that focus group it was a new york times focus group and you and i talked about it a lot ryan and the one thing that was so stunning to me about it is this was said multiple times i think there were 12 people in the focus group total and like eight out of the 12 had said, I thought he learned his lesson.

6:16I remember sitting there thinking, are we so fucking dumb that we think that we are going to elect people for president as a second chance offering? Like, that's what you say to your kid. Like, look, last time you took my car out, you wrecked it. And I just got a brand new car. And, you know, let's say the kid wrecks it four or five times. They bring it back. Well, I thought you had learned your lesson. You know, it's just Just like it's insane that the bar is so low for representation, the erosion that he and other politicians have done. Kylie, what do you think about Michelle Obama? I agree.

6:53I think everyone here hit a good point. And a lot of people online agree with this. I saw a lot of people that just immediately clapped back with, we're talking about the party that made the monkey meme, the AI monkey, all of this racist shit. but coming from where we live I know with a lot of frustration I think there's some truth to what she said but I also think that if you are okay with racism or it's not a deal breaker you are a racist I just I agree I think they're the same thing I completely agree with that at that point I disagree with Michelle I think they're almost worse I think I would rather be around somebody who just owns who they are than somebody who covers for somebody who is homophobic or racist the people that partake in it in a passive way secretly that is the most those are the most insidious forms of bigotry those are the forms of bigotry that have the most air the secret bigotry that people cover up to me is the absolute most insidious okay let's see who is next let's go to Seth.

7:58Seth, what is your story? Okay. So as we're all woefully aware, Senator Boosterbox, Mark Wayne Mullen is no longer just an Oklahoma problem. He's now a national, maybe even international problem that everybody has to deal with. And so my first, I've got two slides here the first one this was a kansas city star opinion piece that they they posted about a month ago and in it he says how kratom giant got what it wanted from rfk and new homeland security chief opinion and you'll look at this photo here and it says secretary kennedy with his friend and Botanic Tonics founder, J.W. Ross. I want you to remember the name J.W.

8:50Ross. And I'm going to read you just a short little excerpt from this opinion piece. A funny thing happened down in Oklahoma in December. After two years of inaction caused by a federal court backlog, the Justice Department finally won a key ruling in its case against the makers of Feel Free, a controversial and widely popular gas station drug that claims to bend the proprietary mix of kratom and kava. The decision put the government in position to present evidence, test its claims, and potentially shut down a company whose product has faced widespread allegations of harm. But 12 days later, the DOJ walked away from its own case.

9:36Why? The answer likely has something to do with the overlapping relationship between United States Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Mark Wayne Mullen, the former U.S. Senator from Oklahoma, who recently appointed Homeland Security Secretary, and a convicted fraudster named Jerry Cash. And you might say, who's Jerry Cash? Oh, I know exactly who Jerry Cash is. I know Jerry Cash. Jerry Cash is J.W. Ross. He changed his name after leaving prison for embezzlement. Okay. So this is how small Oklahoma City is, you guys. None of us knew whose stories were here at this time.

10:18But Jerry Cash lived in Oklahoma City. His name was Jerry Cash. And he was an oil and gas guy, big swinging dick oil and gas guy. And years ago, before I met Josh and had my children. I went to a bar with my gay roommate at the time. His name was Ryan. And I was waiting for Ryan to get off work. Ryan gets off work. We sat down at the bar. Ryan is this gorgeous, I mean, drop dead gorgeous, looks like a Calvin Klein model gay man. And Jerry, this man comes in and sits down next to us at the bar. And he's kind of talks to me and then he turns and talks to Ryan and he talks to me and then he talks to Ryan.

11:04I go, what's your deal? Are you into me or him? And he goes, I like boys. I like girls. And I like boys and girls. I'm Jerry Cash. I'd like to buy you both a drink. I'll never forget it. As long as I live, I was probably 22 years old. And I remember Ryan and I were like, who is this weirdo? And he's basically, because for a man in Oklahoma that presents the way Jerry Cash presented, which was kind of oil guy, cowboy to admit that he's into screwing men was very not normal in the Bible Belt. So fast forward and Jerry Cash marries a woman and they're building this huge house, remodeling this huge house in Nichols Hills.

11:56And then Jerry Cash goes to prison for some sort of shit to do with, I'm sure - Inbezzling from Quest, his former company. Yes, that's what it was. Inbezzling. So he goes off to federal prison and then he gets out of federal prison and he rebrands to J.W. Ross and goes out to California, changes his name. Wife stays with him the whole time and then she changes her name too. And then of course, now he's traded her in for a younger model and he's into this kratom shit which this guy's just a total it's perfect that he's friends with rfk jr he's it's perfect that he's in the whole trump regime because he likes boys he likes girls and he likes boys and girls i about died when you put that up seth because i knew immediately that jw ross yeah it was jerry cash and i will never as long as I live, ever forget the time that my friend and I were sitting at the bar and got hit on by the same man who openly talked about his bisexuality, which was something that Oklahoma men just were not that comfortable with doing.

13:10And then there was, you know, I mean, he's just a complete train wreck, but it makes perfect sense that he's selling Kratom all over the place. He actually started a company in Broken Bow, Oklahoma. And then this actually brings up my next slide on Mark Wayne Mullen. So this was put up by Punch Up on their sub stack earlier this month. DHS secretary under fire over large, quote, gas station heroin investment. and it says that Mark Wayne Mullen pushed a federal Kratom crackdown while holding stake of up to 1 million in a company that sells it. And I'm willing to bet that that company may be in Broken Bow, Oklahoma and may involve our buddy, Jerry.

13:54I'm kind of willing to bet that Mark Wayne Mullen with a few belts in him would be the type of guy that would say, I like boys, I like girls, and I like boys and girls. There's a real fine line. Kylie and I talk about this all the time. There's a real fine line between like rural people and lesbians or rural people and, and these, you know, bisexual men that like to, like to switch hit. And so that's why there's just, you know, all, that's why the number one goal in places of the Bible, but it's just to suppress sexuality, you know, because they're all, you know, they're all wanting to fuck everybody, boys, girls, you know.

14:31Maybe that's what the Kratom's for. They're self-medicating. I will never. a really dumb question. What is Kratom? It is synthetic opiate. Okay. It's synthetic opiate that people take and it simulates heroin or painkillers. Got it. It's horrible. There's been deaths from it. The big one is called 7-0. The big one is - That's what I was going to say. Like they're like, uh, because I've taken it before and it, it's unbelievable. Like how many people in AA circles have like had to detox from Kratom, have died of Kratom overdoses. Like it's the next big frontier in addiction because it's so readily available.

15:21Well, and they push it to help addicts, right? Yeah. That's how they frame it. It's marketed specifically for that kind of thing. Yeah. And Jerry Cash in Oklahoma City, after he went through the big swinging dick out at bars, he was sober. He was a sober person. Then he went off to prison. And then now he's got this reach around, pun intended. I wonder how prison was for him. Total pun intended that he got out of federal prison. He has a reach around to his sobriety and his financial problems with this kratom. But a lot of people market shit to addicts. And it's, to me, the outrage that everybody had for the Sackler family, you need to have for these pushers of kratom and the pharmaceutical industry at large.

16:11And now all of these supplements and shit, because addiction is something that just hits everybody. I mean, it affects conservatives, MAGA, gays, straights. I like boys. I like girls. It affects all of them. I like both. I like both. I like both. I like both. And Trump is the perfect guy for all of these shysters that like love just stealing money off of hurting people. He's the perfect guy to have an office to just, oh, let's kick this regulation investigation under the rug so Mark Wayne can keep his million dollar investment in gas station heroin. It all clocks. Okay. I'm going to go next. Now I would like to play a video.

16:53So all of us on this stream right now, we're all Oklahoma City Thunder fan fans. Ryan was kind of he's a basketball player. I am. And we told him in order to work for us that he needed to be a Thunder fan. So he met us at the Thunder Bar and I was able to pull it off because the head of my HR is my personal assistant, Anna, who happens to be Kylie's girlfriend. So I told Anna, if you get an HR complaint, because I told the new hire, Ryan, that he had to be a Thunder fan, rip it up and throw it in the trash. And so we've just moved on. So I digress. Everybody is a Thunder fan on this stream. And I love the Oklahoma City Thunder.

17:37But I, and we're playing right now, currently, the San Antonio Spurs. And I have to say, I have to give credit where credit is due. Wimby is not only a sensation on the court, he is the real deal as a human being. He was asked about ICE and he used his platform and he said this, play the clip. PR has tried, but I'm not going to sit here and give some politically correct, you know. I know, I mean, every day I wake up and see the news and I'm horrified. I think that it's crazy that some people might make it seem like or make it sound like it's acceptable, like the murder of civilians is acceptable.

18:25Every day, I mean, I read the news and sometimes I'm asking very deep questions about my own life. But, you know, I'm conscious also that saying everything that's on my mind would have a cost that's too great for me right now. So I'd rather not get into too many details. Okay, so I just think that people of conscience need to speak out about this. It is not political. Speaking out for innocent people and speaking out for human rights and speaking out against fascism is not political. It is moral. And I don't even consider our podcast to be political anymore. I consider it to be one of morals because right now you see two distinct camps, people that suck up to fascists, people who are too cowardice to speak out to fascists, and then you see the fighters.

19:22And the people who remain silent are every bit as bad to me as the people who, like Stephen Miller, who openly brazenly bask in their support of fascism and their support of bigotry. And then you have the fighters and all of us here, this is a starting five of fighters. I'm Wimby or SGA. You can be Shay. I'll be Chet. Okay. I'm Nick Collison. Nick Collison. That's okay. I like it. I only got it. Hardenstein. Oh, you're doing a good job. See, he is a Thunder fan. He's a former Nick. Right? I am a basketball fan. So what are your, what are your, what's your opinion on Wimby, you guys? Hell yeah.

20:07I mean, he, he is watching, first of all, watching him play basketball is just unbelievable. Like just such an unbelievable talent and to have a platform like that. And to know that you're going to get so much pushback, especially, you know, being a foreigner playing in the U S I think there's so many, celebrities and just people who feel so like burnt out from this administration. And I think maybe that's a small part in why there aren't as many people speaking out, you know, as there were during Trump's first term. But it's so important because the stuff that he's doing right now is some of the worst stuff he's ever done.

20:56And we need more people speaking out about it. Let me ask a question because I took part of what he said as him being kind of honest that maybe he would get in trouble with the NBA if he spoke out or the other camp would be he would just get a lot of blowback from fans. What did you think? When I heard that, okay, first of all, San Antonio, San Antonio, former head coach, Greg Popovich is extremely politically active and very progressive. So for him to say that about, I don't want to get in trouble, I kind of felt like it was more NBA fan. I think that with the shut up and dribble crowd, I think that that whole movement has had a chilling effect on these players.

21:45But again, the NBA empowers their players to speak out way more than like the NFL. But I just thought, you know, here's the deal. It's anyone's First Amendment right to say how they feel. Yes, you have to expect the consequences. But it's stunning to me that he has to think, like, I, you know, I'm currently live in the United States. And if I say something against this administration, it will have blowback, I might have to have my visa pulled or whatever the ramifications that he's thinking of. And I just think that it's a sad, sad day. This Trump administration for freedom of speech, assembly, all the freedoms that we are so used to and take for granted, I think that they have really been like trampled on in this administration.

22:39I think the fact that he is foreign and from France and he chose to do it shows you how cowardice a lot of americans are yes and so i'm team wimby go ahead seth yeah i took it as just more of a hit at the administration and like how eager they are to silence people because like imagine the uh just the perspective of being a world famous immigrant or a world famous foreigner living in the united states and being beloved and then seeing people that are just like you from other countries living in America being ripped from their homes having their children ripped from them being shot in the street and having to come to terms with the fact like oh the real difference between me and them is I'm accepted because I have money and a skill that people will put aside they'll put aside my blackness and my being foreign because I'm good at basketball But if I were Joe Blow making 40 grand a year, I'm fair game to get killed in the street.

23:48Yeah, I agree. All right, Poms, what's your story? Okay, mine is so delicious. I have gone down the Katie Miller rabbit hole. I'm embarrassed to admit it, but I have. So I found this article regarding Katie and Stephen's marriage. Put this up because I thought the title was fabulous. Super bad true love story. And it says, two Trump favorites, both alike in ignominy, Stephen Miller and Katie Waldman found love in a hateful place. Okay. This is a great article. It's long. So let me just summarize it for you a little bit. These are two people that are absolutely deplorable. So Katie Miller in this shot, this is when she got to the University of Florida.

24:39She was described as the only thing she loves or values in this world is power. Anyone she attaches to in her life is simply a pawn to feed her addiction to it. She went around. There was an election for student government at the University of Florida. she went around and took all of the flyers so people could read and be reminded of the candidates and the issues at stake for student government. When she got called out about it, she was completely indignant, go fuck yourself. Here is encapsulating Katie Miller from high school. The reporter said, if I could find one person that would say they were her friend, I should get a Pulitzer Prize.

25:24That's a lot. And then she, there was at her school, which both she and Stephen Miller are from very affluent Jewish families. She goes to the school. She has a teacher in high school that is teaching black history. And Katie Miller says, why do we have to learn history? Why can't we just tell them what happened? Got in an argument with her black teacher and quit going to class. She is like, I kind of thought like, how does somebody get married to Stephen Miller? She not only is she as bad, she might be worse. And that is a low bar. Like I think Stephen Miller is the worst of the worst in this administration.

26:09And here's one thing I just thought you guys would love. I have to bring it up. So prior to meeting Katie Walden, who is now Katie Miller, and they've only been married since 2020. This is their fourth kid. She, or he was at a family dinner and someone asked before he met her, how's your love life? He went fucking ballistic and was like, nobody can talk about that. That is off limits. I'm like, of course, because she's the only person on the planet that would actually go out with him because she's every bit as bad as he is. So those were just my little takeaways that I thought were super interesting about her.

26:50That'll really make you believe in soulmates, doesn't it? It will. She's from Florida. He's from California. How did these hateful people find each other? Republican politics. Yeah. They say love finds a way. Hate found a way in this regard. For sure. For sure. Yeah. I mean, these two people, It just cracks me up how she is like, she's, you know, into her podcast. She's Americans are short sighted. MAGA Americans are even shorter sighted and they're breeding. They're having all these babies. And I mean, Stephen Miller will be one of the very first when accountability comes, that motherfucker with that face and that little body will be one of the very first thrown under the bus and Trump and others will do it enthusiastically because he just looks like a villain.

27:39there is a body of evidence supporting what a villain he is what a racist he is how he wants to be a student of joseph goebbels etc and they just you know it's high times let's all breathe let's all get pregnant at the same time and this is we'll circle back in three years we'll do a little check-in on the millers and i can tell you it's not going to be high times champagne and cocaine any longer for those two um so when you were reading that it made me think of this uh Stephen Miller, he ran for student government in high school. And there's this video of him saying, and I looked at the quote, his pitch to these students is, am I the only one who is sick and tired of being told to pick up our trash when we have plenty of janitors who are paid to do it for us?

28:23That was in the article. How gross. It's disgusting. It's disgusting. Yeah. Okay. And last but not least, Ryan. I will just say that if it is the Thunder and the Knicks in the NBA Finals, I will be rooting for the Knicks. And I'm sorry if that's an HR violation. I'll take it up with Ana. I would hate to put you on for the playoffs. So you're rooting for the Knicks, huh? I am. I mean... You're not worried about job security at all? At all. I just want to our listeners, as of the end of the Finals, especially if the Knicks win in the thunderdome i'll be salty af and i'll be hiring a new producer will be a distant memory well let's hope it doesn't come to that thing i love i love basketball and i think it's fun to have uh to smack talk among friends you know cheer for this team cheer for that team at the end of the day all of these guys that play for all of these cities that we care so much about they can be traded and be in a new city like that so i think some of these people take it way too seriously but i do love the thunder and if the thunder get past wimby who is like a freak genetically and is a total physical specimen if they get and badass you know as far as human if they get behind if they get past him it will be a clean sweep the new york knicks it's going to be salty and I plan to go to these games and I'm going to be decked out in OKC merch from head to toe and I want the fuck yous.

30:00I want them to just verbally abuse me because that will feel good. I want to be a masochist. I want to be at Madison Square Gardens and face verbal abuse because I will like it. You will face it. I will enjoy it. Wouldn't you, Pumps? yeah and you know what's so funny is you hear about that all the time but we went to a game there when the thunder played the knicks and the knicks fans were so nice to us yeah they were so nice interesting yeah you gotta have a shit stir with you i'm not going to because i am a grown-up i think i know what you're gonna ask it's kind of a i mean i think about it a lot when i what question wimby like oh you're thinking about his penis yes i knew she was i knew she we have got to get pumps laid it's just unbelievable i mean you have to like large it is tall he cannot have a four inch slim it's just not it it's not proportional of course it's probably donkey slash horse yeah teetering scale wise i'm of course it's large plus people who call out ice don't have tiny dicks there you go that's for sure that's a great fucking great point seth okay ryan what was your besides being a salty future salty nicks fan what's your story so trump hasn't forgotten about wanting to take over greenland so he's he's found jeff landry who's the former governor of louisiana and he's made him his special envoy uh and he made a visit to greenland the other day and it didn't go very well for him.

31:48Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you something. When's the last time that any high-level diplomats came to Greenland, whether it's from Europe or not, before Donald Trump? That's just more about you. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's not, no. That's a question that Greenlanders should ask themselves. Who cares more about Greenlanders than the Trump administration and the president? Because seemingly before the president, no one cared. But what do you think of relations rather than just coming? So that's one of many videos. There's another video of he asks a kid, he says, oh, do you want to take a picture with me?

32:28And the kid says, no. Like, it's just such an embarrassment. I've never heard of this guy. He is not a high-level diplomat. That's what I was going to say. He is a brown nosing rube, a total rube from Moses Mike Grinder Johnson's home state of Louisiana. He's a dipshit extraordinaire. And all he is doing is putting on display in Greenland. Americans are stupid and confident at the same time. They are confident in their stupidity. He just made a master class. I am the dumbest motherfucker in Greenland right now, but motherfuckers, I'm confident. And this is what people think of Americans. Confident in their stupidity.

33:16Oblivious to the fact that they're stupid. And this is just, again, we'll do a little circle back with this guy when we check back in with Stephen and Katie Miller. And I guarantee you, this guy will be in the fetal position. snot slinging on some, you know, witness stand.

33:40Yeah, he's bad. The only thing I think of when I think of him is he, I mean, Louisiana is poor. They don't have health care. Like their, the poverty rate is huge. And this motherfucker went in and got involved in the LSU football coaching search. Yes. And Matt and was like pouring like all this money into it. And the whole time I'm just like, you don't have enough money for education, for health care, for food, for housing, but you want to put focus all your time and state resources into the LSU football team. And here's the thing. I mean, I don't know if he's out for reelection, but Mike Johnson keeps getting reelected.