Alleged Christian JD Vance's Embarrassing Flub; Grifting His Way Into The White House?

0:04All right, listen up. We need to do hardcore, continued, pervasive, reputational damage to psycho loser, JD Vance. He is the heir apparent to MAGA. When Trump's gone, this movement does not end. It will be incubated into something worse. And who could be worse than Donald Trump? That person is J.D. Vance. He's younger. He's a bigger prostitute than Trump is. And he is owned, bought, and paid for by all of the oligarchs. He is already positioning himself as the anti-war candidate. Even from within the administration. He is really distancing himself from the moves that dipshit Trump and genocidal, homicidal maniac Benjamin Netanyahu are making in Iran.

0:56So what is little smoky-eye sociopath? And also smoky-eye sociopath. What has he been up to lately? Kylie, pop this up. J.D. Vance appears at secretive conservative donor summit as 2028 presidential speculation grows. This is where I just want to say cue the couch fucker photos, because it is so important that we do reputational damage. And I want you to think about it like this. The Republicans knew that Hillary was going to run at some point during Obama's second term. And in these spaces, in these Republican ecosystems that they built, that they're ahead of us on. They started really doing damage to her, Benghazi, all sorts of stuff.

1:43So this is our moment to really stick it to J.D. Vance's pumps. And it makes it easy. He makes it so easy. It is not hard. Of course, he's going behind everybody's back because he knows Trump's kind of pushing everybody to Marco Rubio. But it It tells me that he is more, he's very savvy politically. He doesn't care about the politics. He cares about winning. So if he can tell all these Republican donors, hey, I'm going to do this, of course he is. Like, of course. Okay. And then JD Vance, this seems to be the pattern. Everybody that runs for president, drop a book, be coy, meet with donors, and then all of a sudden you're running for president, right?

2:27So Vance has announced his new book called Communion. Pop this up. I've been writing this book for a long time, and I'm honored to finally be able to share the full story with you all. Communion is about my personal journey and how I found my way back to faith. It will be available in June, and you can pre-order it today. I would rather fucking slip my wrist vertically and horizontally actually make a fucking asterisk than buy that fucking book. Here's the deal, JD. First of all, you're vice president and you're writing this book and you converted in 2019. Okay. So it's been a long time, but you just, you're basically a new Catholic, but it is hard for me to believe anything.

3:14A man that changes his name three times as an adult says, that's for me personally. When I look at, I have evolved in faith and out of faith as an adult. So I am like, okay, how does this go? But then I look at J.D. Vance. He puts like, I had my conversion because I didn't feel good about me. My beliefs and what I was taught in the religion did not mesh. I didn't feel good about it. I, in terms of J.D. Vance, he looks at, here's my ambition. So what beliefs do I make and what statements do I make to further my political ambition. When I'm in law school, I'm writing on behalf of immigrants. When I am against Donald Trump, I call him America's Hitler.

4:01So I'm a shapeshifter. So do I believe that J.D. Vance feels good about being a Catholic because that's where he is now? He probably does because he's so shallow and because it's a means to an end. Everything with this man is a means to an end. Okay. I don't think he feels good about being a Catholic because I don't think he's capable of feeling. This is a man who refused to condemn the right-wing young Republican Nazi text chats that were very, very racially motivated and lots of slurs about minorities and about immigrants. His wife comes from a family of immigrants. His children are mixed race.

4:44This This is a person who doesn't feel anything as it pertains to this Catholic thing that's going on. This is there's a new surge in Catholicism right now. Research is showing. And if you look at a lot of the people on the Supreme Court and there and also at Peter Teal, Peter Teal bought JD Vance because JD Vance is a prostitute. He is, I mean, neck to neck with Melania Trump is who is the biggest prostitute in the United States of America. And I'm not going to split hairs with you on that today. we'll do that in another episode. But J.D. Vance is a Catholic because Peter Thiel is a Catholic.

5:21Peter Thiel goes around giving lectures about the Antichrist around the world. In these lectures, when he describes the Antichrist, he sounds like he's describing himself or his heir apparent, J.D. Vance. I think there's this whole Opus Dei style, old school Catholic cult that these men are flocking to. Alito is in this. The Handmaid, Amy Coney Barrett is in this. J.D. Vance is in this. Nick Fuentes is in this. So there is a really culty branch of Catholics. Problem for J.D. Vance is the base of the MAGA movement are evangelicals. And I grew up enough in a Bible Belt state, I'm not religious, but evangelicals don't really like the Catholics very much.

6:12Right. At all. I mean, at all. So that's a very interesting dynamic that he's writing this book. And I'll get to more on that later. But here's some criticism of Vance's book. Pop this up. Christopher Hale says, Vice President J.D. Vance rebuked by two popes over his immigration policies is publishing a book about fine God. He falsely accused the bishops of getting rich off migrants. The church has sued his White House multiple times in court. His administration shot an unarmed woman and blamed her for dying. And urging a trip to confession, the American Pope said he and his fellow warmongers have blood on their hands with the Iran war.

7:01None of this will be in the book. So this is something that is not only happening with Catholicism, but also happening in the Protestant world. There's a huge fundamental problem. You have either the Catholics, these Opus Dei, you know, big swinging dicks, beta male, like J.D. Vance, Peter Thiel, that are like, we're the alpha Catholics. They have a Jesus problem because they want to solely live by the Old Testament. The same thing with the evangelical movement. they want to live by the old testament hellfire damnation but they have a jesus problem which is why you see these nuts writing books about toxic empathy and all of these things because jesus was a radical empath but pumps remind me i believe the pope before this one the last person he saw was jd vance and it damn near i mean it killed him right i mean he killed the last jd vance and then he died right right okay that's exactly right and here's the deal you're such a great Catholic, you're going to write a book about it because it's so important to you.

8:01Yet you give the Pope the finger every chance you get. And he, I mean, I'm not Catholic, but I think they like super worship the Pope. I mean, like he's the guy and JD Vance is like, well, I know more than him, obviously. Like, shut up. Just shut. Here's the deal. Don't write a book about it because you're opening yourself up to be the obvious fucking shapeshifter who gives a shit chameleon that anybody's ever seen. You just brought it to the table. But this works in MAGA culture. Shapeshifting is something that they enjoy because they themselves shapeshift. And they themselves have all of this internalized problems about hellfire damnation and a black and white worldview.

8:48But then there's this savior of theirs who's this radical empath. And so they themselves have to shapeshift on a personal level. So when their leaders do this, like Donald Trump or J.D. Vance, it sets up a permission structure and it's familiar to them living and basking in this style of hypocrisy. Moving along, here's a video of how his buddy Pete Hegseth wasn't received well by the Pope this week either. Play the clip. God who trains our hands for war and our fingers for battle. You who stirred the nations from the north against Babylon of old, making her land a desolation where none dwell. Behold now the wicked who rise against your justice and the peace of the righteous.

9:33Snap the rod of the oppressor, frustrate the wicked plans, and break the teeth of the ungodly. By the blast of your anger, let the evil perish. Let their bulls go down to slaughter, for their day has come, the time of their punishment. Pour out your wrath upon those who Okay. We've heard enough. Let me just say that Pete Hexas is in the throes of religious psychosis. What you're seeing play out here is a person that is spiraling in religious psychosis. He has no power whatsoever over this war because Trump has given all of that to Jared Kushner, Whitcoff, and Benjamin Netanyahu. Yahoo. So Pete has to feel like he is doing something important.

10:19So he Christian signals. And as he's doing this, he is calling on God to help them be more violent because these people think they're fighting a holy war. Here's the caption to that video. Let me share this with you all. On Palm Sunday, Pope Leo the 14th stood before tens of thousands at St. Peter's Square and cited scripture directly. Jesus does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war, but rejects them, saying, even though you make many prayers, I will not listen. Your hands are full of blood. This is what Jesus Christ says. Three days earlier at the Pentagon's monthly Christian worship service, U.S.

11:02Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth prayed this, let every round find its mark against the enemies of righteousness and our great nation. Give them overwhelming violence of action against those who deserve no mercy. Let justice be executed swiftly and without remorse, that evil may be driven back and wicked souls delivered to the eternal damnation prepared for them. I can't even go on because this is so utterly insane. This is the Secretary of Defense who is a religious fanatic and they sit around Rubio, Trump, Hegseth, and all of the people in the right-wing media ecosystem and Christian Signal constantly.

11:51And the MAGA movement, I've been saying this to you guys for two years, is a death cult. It is a death cult. All of their policies lead to death. You know, Pete Hexeth, in the terms of ranking the cabinet in my mind of who is the absolute worst offender sociopath, he is at the very top of the list. This man, He is so incompetent and he is unwell. Like you watch that and you think he is not well at all. And he has no problem breaking international law. So they found their guy. So please stop standing on your Bible while you break laws and act like a nut and lecture everyone else. Please stop. When you have NDAs, you had baby number whatever with baby mama number three while buried.

12:43You're like, just stop. Just stop with all of it because everybody looks at you and thinks you are an embarrassment to men in this country, in my opinion. I agree that normal people do. The problem is this shit tracks in MAGA culture. This is the use of Christian signaling. This is intentional to provide a permission structure to their base to keep the cult together so that they can justify an illegal war. So not everybody looks at him like that. And that's the problem. We can't on the left just say, oh, these people are fringe. Don't take them seriously. We have to take them seriously because this is the Secretary of Defense.

13:31And here is Levitt responding to the Pope's criticism of her coworkers. Play the clip. Who said yesterday, and I quote him, God does not listen to the prayer of those who wage war. Can you comment on that? I think our nation was a nation founded 250 years ago almost on Judeo-Christian values. And we've seen presidents, we've seen the leaders of the Department of War, and we've seen our troops go to prayer during the most turbulent times in our nation's history. And I don't think there's anything wrong with our military leaders or with the president calling on the American people to pray for our service members and those who are serving our country overseas.

14:19In fact, I think it's a very noble thing to do. And if you talk to many service members, they will tell you they appreciate the prayers and support from the commander in chief and from the cabinet. You don't want to hear one of the biggest lies we've ever been taught that our country was founded upon religious freedom. them. The freaks left the UK, the religious freaks that wanted everybody to believe the exact same way they believed. They couldn't tolerate any diversity of religion. The Puritans, they came here. That's why America has all the religious crazies. And Europe has evolved past a lot of this Iron Age thinking.

14:59This is insanity. We have to keep pushing for a secular country. And then perhaps you're going to get a kick out of this. So the church on the cover of little smoky eye sociopath book isn't even a fucking Catholic church. It is a Methodist church. Pop this up. The cover of the book, which will be published by Harper, the flagship imprint of Harper Collins is decorated with a striking pastoral photo of a very Appalachia coded countryside church. However, while Vance's way back to faith led him to embrace Catholicism specifically, the church on his book is not a Catholic one. The building in the cover photo is Mount Zion Church in Elk Creek, Virginia, a United Methodist house of worship.

15:51So this is the duplicity in which the MAGA movement operates, that he is signaling his way back to faith. And but then he puts on the cover because of somebody evangelicals, as you know, Pimes, if you see a Catholic church, they don't identify, they think Catholics are going to hell. The evangelicals do. So it's going to be really interesting to see how all of this plays out. And I have more terrible news. Usha Vance has started a podcast. I'll spare you all the clips from that, but all right. That's all we have. Like, subscribe, and we'll be back later with a lot more shitty news.