Chaos at the Capitol as Lindsey Graham Flees Cameras and AOC Outs President Secrets?

0:04All right, it's time for another episode of News with Ryan. Ryan is our producer and he's been with us only a month and it's just fun to throw a producer right on camera and haze him. And so this series is Ryan is presenting news to us. We have no idea what he's presenting, and we want you to comment along in the comment section. Ryan, take it from here. We are starting off with an update on Lindsey Graham's bubble wand. So, Kylie, if you can play the clip. Could I ask just where is that bubble wand now at this point in time? Where is it? You know, I don't know. You don't know? I didn't buy it for me.

0:41Who'd you buy it for? For a friend's girl. That's very nice of you, man. One thing I've learned, I think we need competition for bubble guns because it was pretty high. Right. Did you understand all of the attention about the bubble one type thing or did you understand it? I don't really worry about stuff like that. I try to live my life the best I can. Very good. So he kind of tried to shift it back to some kind of conversation about guns, but this TMZ guy was not letting up on the bubble wand. Yeah, he just went his default setting is just to be a war hawk, which is fascinating. But my favorite part of that is I'm just trying to live my life the best I can actually bragged about what you're seeing me do is my best foot forward.

1:26All hammered, schnockered, drunk half the time like, you go, Israel, how he says Israel, Israel. And he's running around with a bubble one. And he's like, Yeah, it's just my best foot forward. That's the best I got. All right, what's next? okay so yesterday trump nominated a fox news contributor to become surgeon general her name is nicole sapphire and this is some of her important reporting from fox news kylie put the clip side out which is one of pixar's movie and it was they had an anxiety character elements which was another animated movie they had a non-binary character people are not interested in a lot of these woke ideologies especially men who are watching some of these movies you have to get back some of that testosterone and that adventure and i'm sorry but these movies just don't cut it so lisa so i just want to note that this is the woke non-binary character uh that she's referring to uh the character is literally water so i'm not sure how that has any type of gender applied to it but apparently this is what men are outraged about why are these men going to animated movies to begin with.

2:43I love animated movies, Pops. You do? I do, yeah. I'm just like, I don't see animated movies since my kids were little. I mean, I just don't. I mean, I think if people want to watch animated or animation, swing for the fences, do it. I think what's a bigger tell here is that in the defense of men, they are talking about men are so upset. they're so sad this makes them feel so not manly she just emasculated men in her defensive men and that's the bigger point that i think people are kind of starting to pick up on like if you're such a man why are you sitting around in the fetal position triggered whining all the time like it's just like that character gets you upset and also fox news this is what they're talking about when their dear leader is in the throes of a child rape investigation, Jeffrey Epstein files.

3:42So next we have a question posed to AOC on Capitol Hill, and I want to see what you guys think about it. Kylie, by the clip. We're going to have first. Are we going to have a female president first or a gay president? Oh, well, we don't know if we've already had a gay president. That's true. I think there are chances that maybe we have, but I don't know. So there are actually some conservatives on Twitter saying that she's insinuating that Obama was gay.

4:17Which obviously, I mean, Obama's just not gay. No, I mean, he just exudes straight shit. I mean, even like his little, remember whenever you find him from where the dad jeans, no gay man, even in that closet would have worn that. And I think Obama's very attractive. I think he and I think he has that kind of I think he exudes kind of straight man energy. So next, something a little more serious following the Supreme Court's ruling this week, gutting the Voting Rights Act. Five states have started moving towards redistricting. This includes Tennessee. Kylie, if you can pop this up. So this is a tweet from Marsha Blackburn.

4:55She says, I urge our state legislature to reconvene to redistrict another Republican seat in Memphis. it's essential to cement real Donald Trump's agenda in the golden age of America I vow to keep Tennessee a red state and as governor I'll do everything I can to make this map a reality so she's running for governor in Tennessee and this is something we talked about on I've had it episode but just so everyone can remember who this woman is Kylie if you can pop this up This is Marsha Blackburn. She is proud to celebrate Nuclear Family Month, you know, instead of Pride Month in June. That was one of their big things that they're doing in Tennessee.

5:40And yeah, they're trying to redistrict all over the country before the midterms. Florida approved a new map yesterday. Louisiana postponed their primaries. Mississippi announced a redistricting session. And Alabama is saying that they're moving as quickly as possible to redistrict. A couple of thoughts. Number one, Marsha Blackburn needs gay men in her life. I was thinking of the same thing. Like immediate, immediate. it. Number two, I feel like all of this, the Supreme Court ruling, the gutting of the Civil Rights Act, the hypocrisy on Republican gerrymandering, where they want to do it whenever they want to.

6:29And then if Democrats take it to the vote, it's bedwetting, stage five meltdown, Trigger City. I think they're not factoring in that their guy is at like 30 % approval rating. And here's something interesting about Trump that we have to realize. He drove first-time voters to the polls. He got people that had never voted before in rural America to go vote for him. And I don't think Marsha Blackburn or Marco Rubio or obviously not J.D. Banz. I think you're going to have a lot of people that went out to vote for Trump that will sit this next one out. And then that's an opportunity for Democrats to really pounce and move.

7:14I don't think you can move Republicans. I'm not one of these people that think you can, but I do think you can get people to come out that haven't voted before. But I want to go back to the AOC thing really quickly. I do think she's right. I think statistically, if you look at all of those, how many presidents we have, 47? I mean, I think there could have been a queen in there for sure. All right. Moving along. Next, we have a video that's going viral of Calista Gingrich. She is the ambassador, the U.S. ambassador to Switzerland. Kylie, if you can play the clip. Hello, I'm Calista Gingrich, the United States ambassador to Switzerland and Liechtenstein.

7:55And I'll be leading a delegation to the SelectUSA Investment Summit May 3rd through the 6th in National Harbor, Maryland. So she is notorious for face tuning her pictures. Kylie, if you can pop this up. So obviously on the right, and this is very prevalent on her Instagram feed. She posts a lot of selfies with New Gingrich and people are noticing that she actually took it to another level and is facetuning herself in these videos that are being released by the State Department. And there are actually people online who they're calling for a wellness check. They're asking whether she's a robot, if she's still alive.

8:45Yeah. What do you think? I agree because when I saw that at first, I thought it was AI because it was so stark. And then I thought, you know how when you go to a funeral, I don't know if they do it all over, but definitely in the South, they have an open casket, which means the dead person just has a ton of makeup and lots of lipstick. And I just thought she looks like a mortician did her makeup. I mean, it's bad. Again, we need a gay person in her life. It's giving open casket. It's giving open casket. It really is. It's, again, I go back to this thing that Trump talks about insane asylums all the time, because on a Freudian level, he feels like he's in one.

9:24Because these are his peers. These are the people he hangs out with all the time. Hegseth, Kristi Noem, of course she got fired, but now she's the shield leader or whatever. And then just, you can go around the table at those cabinet meetings, little Marco, J.D. Vance, this broad. Who's the ambassador to Greece? What's her name? That crazy ass. It's just like you would be talking about insane asylums all the time if you got up and that was your life. Those were your peers. That was your social group. So anyway, I think that is all fantastic news. Ryan, thank you for presenting us with news and to our listener and viewer.

10:05Let us know what you think. Has there been a gay president? I want some of our listeners and viewers to just go deep dive internet sleuth and let's see if there are any gay rumors there's got to be one surely we've had a gay well i've got one for you phantom of the opera blasted over the white house speaker arnold palmer has a big dick and now we've seen edited out of the 60 minutes interview how hot the secret services like there's some clues out there who the gay president is. Tsk tsk. All right. Like, subscribe, and we'll be back later with more news.