Dementia Donald Strikes Again Slurring His Way Through Disaster Speech

0:04President Taco Tits is in full-blown dementia. It should be the top story all day, every day. He slurs. He can't keep a train of thought. He talks about crazy shit all the time, and corporate media refuses to cover it. Instead, bizarrely, CNN trotted out Jake Tapper for like four or five weeks talking about Joe Biden. I have a hot newsflash for everybody. Joe Biden is not president. And when Joe Biden was president, he deported a lot more people than President Taco Tits, and every single one of them had due process. Trump is so incompetent at deporting people that now they're just saying, you know what, we're going to send him to Alligator Alcatraz because all of his depraved followers like the idea of watching a human being getting eaten alive by an alligator.

0:56That's where we are. They act like this is normal. They act like it's fun, and they're selling merch for it. Here's a clip of senile, 95 million year old taco tits talking unintelligibly about washing machines and straws. And we're not we're no longer chipmunking his voice because you need to hear how insane and listen to his speech pattern. The dementia is really, really going strong. How good we were. But others was getting rid of rules, regulations and all of the things that I got rid of already. I signed more executive orders than anybody in history times like three or four. And I got rid of just one.

1:35I got rid of the other night. You buy a house. They have a faucet in the house, Joe, and the faucet, the water doesn't come out. They have a restrictor. You can't in areas where you have so much water, they don't know what to do with it. You have a shower head. The shower doesn't. The shower does. You think it's not working. It is working. The water is dripping out. And that's so good for me. I like his hair. I like that. Look at the makeup line. Kelly, pause that and just go back a little bit if you can to that makeup line with the hat off. Okay. So here he's about to take, look at that. You guys look at how white he would be without all the bronzer and the self tanning cream that he puts on.

2:16Okay. Thanks for doing that. Look at his hand and his forehead are the same color, but then it's the lower part of his face completely different. Like it's a different person. We have a president of the United States who puts on makeup every single day. Okay. And we love, I mean, if men want to wear makeup, wear your biggest ally, we'll fight for your right to do it. But Taco Tits needs to get somebody to apply his makeup. And this is what happens when you dismantle DEI, you dismantle creativity and you can see it, what's going on here. And you can especially see it with the inferior desecration going on in the Oval Office, because I can assure you no gay decorator would have anything to do with that.

2:49Okay. Please proceed. I like that. Nice and wet. You have to stand in the shower for 20 minutes before you get the soap out of your hair. And I put a thing in and it sounds funny, but it's really not. It's horrible. And when you wash your hands, you turn on the faucet, no water comes out. You're washing and the water barely comes out. This was done by crazy people. And I wrote it all off and got it approved in Congress so that they can't just change it because I did it in my first term. Everyone was so happy. And then one of the first things that Biden did when he came back is he put the restriction on showers, toilets and sinks.

3:28But there's restrict and washing machines. Washing machine. They give you like a quarter of this bottle to do your clothing. Oh, this is a complete lie. Needed all of these bottles. It's competitive. We can't make a machine. It doesn't work. Why? They don't let us use water. Do you have any problems with water? No, we have so much. We don't know what to do with it. You know, it comes down from heaven, right? And I approved all of that, the washing machines, the whole thing. The dishwashers, that was the other one. They give you like this much water right up to there to do your dishes. So people, you know what they do?

3:59They keep pressing the button. So they end up doing the dishes 10 times. They end up using more water than you would have used if you did it right in the first place. So all of that stuff has been written off. It sounds crazy. It's little things. It sounds crazy because it is. It is crazy. Okay, go on. I let you go back to plastic straw. The other, I was tired of having straws melt in my mouth, you know, it wasn't working. The paper wasn't working too well. So these are little things that I did. With his golf. Those are little things that dear leader did. I mean, this is just, this is, I remember during Barack Obama's term as an interior designer went to my client's house and I was doing an install and I put some light bulbs in the lamp like you would and I turn on the lamp and my client gets home, she's a Republican.

4:49And she goes, how were you able to get an incandescent bulb? And I go, I bought it at Target or Walmart. And she goes, well, you know, Obama's made them all illegal. I'm surprised you could get it. Like I snuck in. So, and this is something that goes on in the right wing media world that they say, okay, the Democrats are controlling your washing machine in your shower. And there is such a thing as flow restrictors. And oftentimes, we probably shouldn't do this, but people remove it after it passes inspections. These are not huge issues. These are issues that people who feel like they have a duty over the environment and are planning for future generations and not just this generations are trying to conserve and make the planet better.

5:32But this guy goes on and this stuff hits hard on the ride. A couple things about this. Number one, I was surprised so few people clapped. I mean, he's in the middle of alligator Alcatraz. These people are snorting hate and cruelty, and they didn't find him cute or funny. And I would consider both of us very politically active and never once in any conversation have I ever heard someone say, that dishwasher, you know, you just, you have to run it 10 times. Not to mention - It's only this much water. Here's the deal. I bet you, I would bet all three of my kids' lives that Donald Trump could no more load, put soap in, and start a dishwasher or washing machine than the man in the moon.

6:14I have real doubt he would know the difference. This is not a man that does his own laundry, for fuck's sake. Furthermore, on this, the speech pattern, the slurring, jumping from subject to subject, this is a man in massive cognitive decline. And all you need to know is how much he talks about his cognitive test. That would be like me walking in here and sitting down randomly to all of you guys that watch this channel all the time and going, well, perhaps I got drug tested this morning. I'm negative for math. If I were you all, I would immediately think, sounds like Ms. Welch has been doing a lot of math.

6:49Immediately. It's a tell. Why would somebody come in and point out something like that unless in fact he failed the cognitive test, which we all know he did. Okay, moving along. Here's another very disturbing video of him rambling on, slurring, complete senile old man, Paw Paw. Play the clip. He is finding some way to get a farm workforce and service sector workforce. And I think you've discussed somehow a program of people leaving on a sponsorship and coming right back. Can you give us a little more detail about that and why, in the view of some hardliners, it's not Amplish? We're going to take care of our farmers and hotel workers and various other people.

7:28And we're working on it right now. And Ron's going to be involved, and you're involved already. So we have a case, a lot of cases, where ICE will go into a farm. And these are guys working there for 10, 15 years. No problem. The farmers know them. We're going to put what's called farmer responsibility or owner responsibility, where they're going to be largely responsible for these people. And they know these people. They've worked on the farms for 15 years. And all of a sudden, so I have a great, Ron does, Christy does. We have a great feeling for the farmer and for others in the same position.

8:02And we're going to give them responsibility for people. And we're going to have a system of signing them up so they don't have to go. They can be here legally. They can pay taxes and everything. They're not getting citizenship. but they get other things and the farmers need them to do the work. Without those people, you're not going to be able to bring your phone. Basically what he's saying is he wants to be able to exploit immigrants for cheaper labor. And because the farmers have been calling him and complaining, then this is just going to echo into the construction sector and so forth. World hotels.

8:37And so on. And he'll make a caveat for whatever rich billionaire has donated to him, kisses his ass and calls and makes a complaint. Hey, you just deported my crew. He'll reverse it on a case by case basis because he doesn't give a shit about any of this stuff. And this mass deportation is the wet dream of Stephen Miller. And I do want to point out Christy Noem standing there next to Kitten Hills, Ron DeSantis. Well, Pumps and I were driving somewhere the other day, and I like to read articles to her. She drives me. She's driving Miss Jennifer. Driving Miss Jennifer. And so I was reading an article to her that came up.

9:16So apparently, you guys, this is some tea. Apparently during this alligator Alcatraz tour, Kristi Noem's boyfriend slash manager, Corey Lewandowski was madder than a hornet that Ron Ron Kittenheels DeSantis showed up to Alligator Alcatraz and was trying to upstage Kristi Noem because she thought it was going to be her moment with Taco Tits. And it was going to be Taco Tits and her. And she even had on her white MAGA hat with the gold lettering. We all know how much her dear leader loves gold. Well apparently they got in a huge fight with Ron Kittenheels DeSantis' team. And that just shows you like all of this is optics for them.

10:01It's performative. Posturing. It's posturing. And one thing I just, I think it's dangerous if we don't point it out. He said farmer responsibility. And then he said farmer ownership. Oh, that's, I didn't, I missed that. He said responsibility and then he said ownership. So this is remnant of slavery. Your boss owns you. So now they have control over you. This is nothing short of slavery, in my opinion. Pumps, I missed that entirely. That is such a good catch on your point, and I think you're exactly right. And that is so devastating to hear. Devastating. Okay. And now here's our last video. Trump admits to corruption regarding Mayor Eric Adams.

10:49You can't make this up. Play the clip. It's a Republican who won the city, but you would think that a Republican would be able to win. Or you have a good independent running, Mayor Adams, who's a very good person. I helped him out a little bit. He had a problem and he was unfairly hurt over this question. He he made a statement to the effect that this is terrible. New York City can't have all these immigrants came come in and like he was indicted the following day. And I said that was a phony indictment. It was a phony indictment. That was a Biden indictment. I said, don't feel bad. I got indicted five times every time you opened your mouth.

11:24That was a bad group. That was a very dangerous group, I will tell you. These were not nice people. That was the only thing they could do. They had no policy, they had no skill, they had no anything, but they were very good at that. They were vicious, vicious, horrible people. I just want to point out that two things should be pointed out at all times by anybody who's covering this man, whether it be corporate news or independent media commentators like Pumps and Me. Two things always stick out. Number one, not all there mentally. Right. Number two, titty baby, whining, crying, grievances, complaining.

12:02He's a victim, perpetual victim. Nobody likes a fucking whiner. It's awful to be around somebody who is constantly the victim. And this man who, I guess he is the beta male's idea of an alpha male. That's how beta they are. That when he starts complaining like this, they relate to it. They relate to, you know, maybe they were a quick shot in bed at some point and a woman kind of was like, well, that was fast. I'm out of here. I don't know what it is, but they always feel aggrieved. And so this is something that exists in the MAGA world. Their idea of masculinity is this real strange dichotomy where they act like they're big, tough guys, but my God, get out the violins.

12:48Have you ever seen a bigger whining titty baby be in your life. And it's nonstop with this motherfucker. It's nonstop. He's not been happy a day in his life. But I will say, I really thought he was the number one whiner that I'd ever seen in my life. But Elon Musk, he's right there too. Oh, a big titty baby. I'm going to tell you another one. Mark, I've been neutered Zuckerberg. I mean, what a titty baby. I mean, these guys, it's the billionaires. These guys have so much in their bank accounts and so little on the inside and probably between their legs. I guess that's right. All right. That's all we have for today.

13:21We'll see you all later.