Disaster Morning for Trump as He's Slammed with Bad News; His Family Turns On Him?

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0:34it's millennial day on ihip news i have the most gorgeous producers in the history of podcasting here kylie and ryan and we ryan and kylie are going to talk about the news with us i don't know what they're going to tell me so i'm excited to find out okay so ryan prepared an amazing episode and I'll queue up this first one. So Lara Trump, who's married to Dumber, who openly on record said she only got with him, she went on a pity date with him, didn't expect it to go anywhere. Honest, at least. So she went on Katie Miller's podcast. And here's a clip. So many gay friends and, you know, I'm into all of that.

1:16I'm totally fine with love who you love. And I'm generally a person who believes that as long as whatever you're doing isn't harming anyone else, I'm all about you doing it. All right, pumps. Okay, number one, did anybody see Katie Miller's face in that? It looked like she was training out the biggest shit of her life. She was so mad. She's like, no, bitch. We hate everybody that's not us. When did you not get the memo? Laura Trump, you, Lara, the worst singer I've ever heard, enough. Do not sit there and act like you give a flying fuck because you allow this family to marginalize people hand over fist.

2:03So I can't take it. Enough. Here's the deal. Of all the Trumps, she's the one that you consistently hear talking about her political ambitions. Yeah. I can't even imagine. I mean, I'm arguably even more upset with the gay people who are friends with her. Agreed. Total betrayal to your community. Also, Pumps, you brought up that she is a singer, and we do have a clip of that. Kylie, if you want to play that. She makes music videos, too. We do. Here she is. You have to sing us a line here on Aaron. Come on. i'll do my i'll do my best without any music or anything okay well i won't back down okay number one tom petty's estate has yes been very specific and i think even filed a lawsuit against her singing the song yeah that's a cease and desist and she's going against it she's going against it here okay here's the deal i have been to my children's music programs Thank God I'm over that whole deal.

3:14But what happens is these parents tell their children, you're a great singer. You're such a good singer. Never realizing and telling them the truth that you suck at singing. You shouldn't be singing. Lara Trump, nobody's ever told her the real story. She is not a good singer and she embarrasses herself. That is embarrassing. Like auto-tune, And I could do better than that. And I am a horrible singer. I think shout out to that host for asking her to do that. And I think that everyone needs to keep asking her to sing on air because she's going to do it. Oh, she thinks she's hot stuff. Uh-huh. I agree.

3:51I think that I would rather have her doing that than run for office, though. 100%. As we were saying, when Tom Tillis announced that he was retiring in North Carolina, Trump came out and said that he thought that she would be the best person to replace him. Ultimately, she decided not to run, but she definitely is going to be one of the Trumps that's going to run for office in the future. You know what brings me a little bit of joy? Dumber, Eric, is at home having to listen to that soundtrack all the time. That's probably why. He probably loves it. He's lost some brain cells. Well, he didn't have that many to lose.

4:32No, he didn't. Okay. up next trump's running into quite an issue with the iran war one that's a little bit unexpected so headquarters is reporting new reporting reveals trump's war in iran is causing a diet coke shortage nine percent of the world's aluminum supply transits through the street of hormuz and this is a man that has a button on the resolute desk where he gets at least 12 diet cokes delivered to him on a silver well yeah this is going to be a problem for trump yeah you always see him eating and drinking his diet coke with his mcdonald's um and you know this might be something that actually gets him to care about the war i have this is a big issue because the last thing we need is this getting healthier so we do not want to cut off the supply yeah i don't I don't think he would transition to any sort of healthier alternative.

5:36I think maybe it would be like a sugar soda, which, you know, that might be better. He plays a man that would see the Coca-Cola factory for himself in his own personal supply. So this will not affect him because he never is affected by his policies. He thought groceries, he invented that word during the campaign. And he was marveling at it. But here's the thing. It's the little things like this that the average person, when you tell him, oh, the economy is great. I can't get a fucking Diet Coke. Like, hello? People will be pissed. A hundred percent. Didn't Trump just recently say Diet Coke kills the cancer cells in his body?

6:17Yes. Yes. He did say that. Yes. Oz got on with Dumb on his podcast and was saying how Trump thinks that it kills weeds in your yard, so it probably kills cancer. My thought was, if the President of the United States was telling me that, I would never tell anyone. That information could not be tortured out of me. And those two think it's the funniest thing they've ever heard. yeah every time dr oz or rfk jr spills something about trump's habits it is some of the worst shit i've ever heard in my life it's just insane and they don't even realize how much of like an indictment it is on them either for right listening to this and then telling the public right oh yeah coke kills cancer it's like bleaching your veins like okay okay here's a little bit more on this.

7:11For true fans of Diet Coke, soda is a sacrament and reverence comes with strict parameters. The fountain version served at McDonald's is thought to represent the peak of the form, but given the choice between plastic glass and metal vessels, conventional wisdom dictates that Diet Coke tastes best in aluminum cans. In recent weeks, those cans have reportedly been disappearing from shelves across India because the country's Diet Coke comes only in aluminum can form. Here's the deal. I'm one of those people that I like to drink soda right out of the can. I mean, I do like a fountain too, but I get the whole aluminum thing.

7:47And Trump, you never hear to him talking about a fountain Coke. It's always aluminum. No, I mean, that's top notch reporting from the Atlantic because I, I mean, for me, like a McDonald's fountain soda is top tier and then glass bottle, aluminum can plastic bottle but you know it's not like we're going out and getting glass bottles of diet coke so you know for the every day the aluminum can is the best diet coke alternative i would argue this this is something like you were saying pumps like oklahoma will freak out about shit like this they're like we're the least healthy country or state in the country Right.

8:27So I think this will hit. Yeah, they'll get it. That gas. Yeah. All right, Ryan, what's next? Okay, next we have Trump fielding a question from Marjorie Taylor Greene's fiance in the Oval Office earlier this week. I love this. He's a great guy. I'm curious. I don't love his girlfriend too much. I won't tell you who's a girlfriend. But I like him. And I've always liked him. Thank you. I'm curious. It's great that he hasn't changed. I'm saying, but Brian, I think he hasn't. So his name is Brian Glenn. He's a reporter for Real America's Voice News. And he made an announcement. He made an announcement a couple days ago.

9:13He is stepping away following Trump saying this name in the Oval Office. And this was his quote. This has been really the only life I've known. chasing the news, being kind of the MAGA mouthpiece, if you will, for the Trump America First agenda. But this past Sunday, sitting at home in Georgia, I decided that it's time to, and I'll use an MMA reference, it's time to leave the gloves in the ring and walk away. So I'm just wondering, did this spur some sort of fight between him and Marjorie? Because he's been working there for, I think something like 10, 20 years. And Trump asked him this question and like sort of humiliates him in the Oval Office.

9:59And now suddenly he's stepping away. I read a quote. That same thing. I read a quote that he said he feels like a little divorced kid caught in the middle. This is a 60 something year old man. Beyonce Donald Trump. Everybody involved. I mean, here's the thing. if you are him, Brian, and Trump has gone after your girlfriend and her children with death threats, and I don't give a fuck, and you're the worst and all that to me, if you were serious about your relationship, you would have quit a long time ago. And maybe the heat just got too hot. But I just that tells me all I need to know about that particular alpha male that he stayed this whole time.

10:47Well, and we know we've seen videos of Marjorie, you know, doing CrossFit. I would, I would argue that she is probably the dom in the relationship. And I mean, look at that, look at that form. That's impressive. It is impressive. And then wait, this is, this is the best part. So she, for people who are just listening, she's just like flailing herself on the pull-up bar um oh god i work out five days a week and i i don't think if my life depended on it i could do that so you know i give it up for that i do too i wouldn't want to get in a fight with marjorie taylor green so if i had to quit my job that's what i would do that's what i would do it's probably all the ivermectin she's like shoving into her bank like steroids that's from alex jones and just a note we haven't talked about it yet but the new virus marjorie taylor green immediately is back on this train the ivermectin train ivermectin the rap virus next we have a clip which is actually from this real america's voice network that um marjorie taylor green's fiance was a part of so it's an interview with lauren bobert um kylie if you could play the CLUB.

12:09And has the Florida vibe. Well, you know, I was born in Florida. I'm from Florida. And that explains my crazy vibe. So I'm very Florida. So you're a Florida girl. I am. Oh, wow. That makes sense. But I get to cover it with the mask of Colorado and pretend to be normal. And Lauren, I'm being serious. And I'm not a xenophobe. I'm not racist. But the legal immigration, I would argue, is almost worse than the illegal immigration because one third of all the Indians, and I'm not even anti-Indians. When you have to start with, I'm not xenophobic or this, but. Immediately you are. I mean, yeah, it's just, they're not even trying to hide the racism at this point.

12:49And this, this clip just struck me because, I mean, Kylie, if you can pop up, we have a screen grab. This is the outside of Lauren Boebert's office. So we have. Five, five, five. We have two pictures of her with Charlie Kirk. We have, of course, the back the blue flag. And, oh, God, it's just a fucking mess. Just imagine what the inside of her office looks like. Oh, my God. It's the knick-knack. I bet there's a Trumpy trout over her desk singing the Star-Spangled Banner or whatever it does. Here's the deal. Lauren Boebert, it was just a travesty that she switched districts and she was reelected, which tells you name recognition.

13:34like some people just genuinely do not pay attention but she is always on the moral high ground always always always she's feeling her guy off at beetlejuice vaping in the production and here's the deal i'm not throwing stones at that i vape in productions i don't get fucking caught i hold it in i don't blow the smoke like girl have some discretion at least right i mean like if you're gonna do it do it well and she is just a dipshit of the highest order between she and mark wayne mullins that's the that's the floor of the iqs in congress in my opinion well and i love when the whole beetlejuice thing happened she came out and denied it like there wasn't video of it happening i mean classic mega playbook right yeah down until you're faced with reality and then she's on the stairs of Congress calling everyone else in Congress.

14:36What would she say? Like they're sluts being slutty, right? Everyone, everyone here is too, too horny. Yeah. I think that's what you, you are. For example, listener, having your information online is an absolute minefield. That's why I want to introduce you to a product that I use every day called delete me. Delete me makes it easy, quick, and safe to remove your personal data online at a time when surveillance and data breaches are common enough to make every single one of us vulnerable. Delete Me does all of the hard work of wiping you and your family's personal information from data broker website.

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16:08That's joindeliteme.com slash ihip code ihip. And next we have a new poll out about Trump's ballroom. And Kylie, if you could play the clip. Pendants support it. This ballroom is simply put unpopular. 28 % doesn't seem very high. Put 28 % in perspective. Yeah, I'm going to put 28 % in some perspective to you. Because to me, as I said at the beginning, I never thought I'd be talking about ballrooms because ballrooms are just not my style. But Americans who support or believe in ghosts, that comes in at 39%. How about telepathy? that comes in at 29%. And the new White House ballroom comes in below both of those at 28%.

16:54So the bottom line is this, this new White House ballroom is most certainly not popular. More Americans believe in ghosts and slightly more though within the margin of error believe in telepathy. And I will note that our cameraman right now is laughing like nobody's business. It's within the margin of error. Okay, here's the thing about the ballroom. First, it was$250 million, all private money. It's going to be all private money. Then it ratchets up, ratchets up. He tears down the West East wing. And now the Senate has added a rider for$1 billion. So just let's paint the picture. The economy's in the absolute shitter.

17:38GDP, not growing, job loss growing, employment decreasing. Every metric of the economy is in the shitter, except for the very small AI bubble over at the stock market, which doesn't affect an overwhelming majority of Americans. And while this is happening and Americans are taking out of their 401k, what's his face? The dipshit cabinet secretary was on there saying, credit card use is up. That's not good. People having to pay their daily living expenses on a credit card because they can't afford it. Nobody wants to hear about your billion dollar ballroom. And then you think about in terms of the messaging right after the alleged shooting at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, it was immediate.

18:25We need this ballroom. We need it to be publicly funded. They're still not going for it in mass. It's really kind of startling how disrespectful Trump is to the people that put him in office. I'm just upset that we're going to have to be hearing about this thing for years. Like this isn't, you know, it's the, this is just the beginning of the ballroom. So as much as we think we're hearing Trump talk about it and brag about it, it, the construction hasn't even started. So we're going to be hearing about this for a long time and I'm already sick of it. Yeah. On prediction markets, people are betting, will it be finished before 2030?

19:04Will it be finished before? I mean, when he's out of office, right? He'll be dead. He'll be dead. Right. Before this ballroom. And here's the thing about it. In my opinion, if I am the new president in 2028, the first thing I do is tear down anything Trump did, like start to finish. I'll pay for it out of my own pocket because if I'm president, I'm rich. To get there, you have to have money. So I am tearing all that shit down and I am just acting like the Trump administration never happened except for the wall of shame that I would do. The museum I would create in his honor about the corruption and the criming and turning the White House into a dope.

19:44That would be the only thing that would remind anyone of Trump. Pumps, he would still like that if you called it like the Trump. It has his name on it, his pictures in there. He'd be like, this is a great place. Yeah, it's great. I mean, I'm a criminal, but so what? All right, Pumps, you want to close this out? Okay, you guys, thank you. It was fun. And again, the most gorgeous producing team in podcasting. We'll be back later with more news.