Is Trump Even Alive? His Admin is Hiding Him From the Press

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1:07Weird stuff is happening with the convicted felon, kankles, mctaco tits, who for expediency, I'm just going to refer to as kanks. Okay, over Labor Day weekend, this is a guy who has the cameras following him everywhere and he will not shut up. If he sees a camera, he beelines for it. It has been crickets. The press has been yards and yards away having to zoom in and he looks like hammered dog shit, you guys. And I mean, and that's for him to look worse is saying something, but that's how dire this situation is. So these photographs start dropping from the press pool, put up the first one. All right, here he is.

1:46This is the first proof of life, um, where he trots out to go play golf and he did not allow the press to follow him playing golf. And you know, he fancies himself an athlete and a great golfer. So I thought that was pretty interesting. And here's the next one. All right. This one right here, you guys, I don't know where his hair is, you know, his hair is always outside of the cap and I don't see any hair here. It is puff, the magic dragon. If I've ever seen it in my life with the face, I mean, it's just as puffy as it gets. And let's go to the last one here. He is in the car and I don't know if he's asleep.

2:25I don't know if he's had a mini stroke. I don't know what's going on. But the question is, who's running the country? Because is this guy running it? Is Kanks running it? Absolutely not. I don't even think if he hadn't had this type of health emergency, he's running the country because number one, he doesn't give a shit. He cares about dolling up the Oval Office. But all of the like AI stuff that they're comparing and contrasting, like, I don't know. I just know he looks half asleep and that they propped him up. And I just think here we are. We have all this stuff globally going on with Russia and China and India and our guy looks half dead.

3:05All right. So here the White House keeps trying to trot out proof of life stuff. So here is a, a, an image they put out. And I am not like a photographic expert or anything, but I just want, if you're listening, I'll describe it to you. It's Kanks with this really forced smile next to some crusty white guy at some, you know, the Virginia country club. But if you look at the mirror, there's a girl in the mirror with no photograph. And then if you look to the right, there are two men standing there, or maybe that's a woman, I don't know, but it looks kind of Photoshopped. And so they're really not helping the cause.

3:46But then Kanks himself sends out a proof of life tweet, which tells me he's in dire health. Right. And his tweet says, never felt better in my life. Also, DC is a crime-free zone president, DJT. All right. We always know he either telegraphs the exact opposite of what's going on. And so him saying he has never felt better in his life tells me this is a dire, dire health crisis. We have a weekend at Bernie's style situation going on. It was just released that the White House press pool can cover an Oval Office announcement today at 2 p.m. Eastern time. So I don't know. I mean, you know, there's the person where you take your normal brain and you think, oh, he's had a stroke.

4:36He's going to resign from office because he can't speak. But then, you know, we never get what we want in Trump's America. And so I'm sure this is going to be some sort of wag the dog, fear mongering BS that he always promotes, or he's going to have his show and tell with executive orders. And let's remember that tomorrow there are going to be major Epstein developments. Abuse victims are going to be speaking and telling their stories. This is going to be damning for Donald Trump to put this to the top of the headline. And I mean, he does look like crap, but I wouldn't put it past him to create some sort of maneuver away from this because that's how dire this Epstein stuff is.

5:25Here's another proof of life tweet that he put out, and this was yesterday. And Woody Allen wants to direct Donald Trump in another movie after 1998's Celebrity, A Pleasure to Work With, and a Very Good Actor. Okay, this is problematic on multiple fronts. Woody Allen is not perceived as somebody who I think the MAGA a family values crowd would want to promote. That's first and foremost. Secondly, the fact that he's thinking he's going to star in a movie. I mean, seriously, they can't even get him to go out and talk in front of a microphone and his face is puffed up like a bubble tick. Here's the thing.

6:15What amazes me about this whole Jeffrey Epstein scandal and Donald Trump in the deep, dark center of it is that nobody around him says, dude, Woody Allen is credibly accused of molesting his daughter. He married his adopted daughter. The day before Epstein, victims testified before Congress. You can't be talking about Woody Allen. Like the optics are bad. This is a man that's brilliant about the narrative and he is his own worst enemy right now. And here's the thing. Who's brilliant about the narrative? Donald Trump. I mean, he controls the narrative. He knows how to do it. Not now. I just heard brilliant and Donald Trump.

6:57I know, it's hard. Just, yeah, okay. I've thought about it all weekend, but it's just, I cannot believe nobody in his orbit says, you cannot be palling around and talking about working with another pedophile. But then I think he appointed a sexual abuser to the Department of Defense. I mean, the list goes on and on. Sexual depravity is a prerequisite, but it's just so funny. I'm like, dude, are you kidding me right now? No, he's dead serious. And I think that this is all a part of this overwhelming moral collapse that is on display in authoritarian regimes. And so we have just, I feel like we could be reaching the climax of this situation because his health in these photographs, I mean, let's just go to the cankles, the bruising, all of that was before he goes AWOL.

7:52All of that was when he's giving the microphone the blowjob, when he is talking about Hannibal Lecter. There has been a notable documented decline of this man since before he was inaugurated. And now we're at the stage where he is being propped up and we're faking photographs. I mean, there was one image pumps where they said Trump on the golf course in Virginia and behind Trump or palm trees. OK, and so not only are these people bad at the cover up, they're stupid. Right. You're incompetent top to bottom. Right. OK. And then this is just a weird little thing that I saw that was happening over the weekend.

8:36They're literally throwing shit out of the windows at the White House. Play the clip.

8:45Open, which is weird. And then we're just chucking shit out the window. I mean, I don't know what's going on here. I don't know if this is a big trash bag full of his diapers. I don't know if this is, you know, there's rumors that the bruising on the hand is because he's receiving some sort of intravenous treatment. I don't know what on earth is going on, but I do know this. And I don't know if it's a big deal or not, but I do know this. I know if shit was being thrown out the windows during a Joe Biden presidency. Oh, my gosh. Or a Barack Obama presidency, Fox News would be demanding an impeachment immediately.

9:24And they would just go on and on about how you can't throw shit out the window. So I don't know what what this hazard waste was, that it couldn't go out of the White House a normal way that you're just chunking it out the window in a Jerry Springer style toss. But I also saw over the weekend, you know, he he put out the stone, the concrete on the Rose Garden. Right. And it's blaring music at all times, really loud. Like Ave Maria is playing blasting at the White House when nobody is sitting on the patio. And so during like day one or day two of Trump going AWOL with the media, I guess he was studying camera footage because that some landscapers accidentally cracked some of the stone that he put down.

10:17And he cracked the case. He's sitting there probably in the security room. I'm sure they willed him in. And then he does this big tweet about it being damaged and that he was going to bill the landscaper for the damage. And this is a guy who doesn't pay his bills, who stiffs contractors. He has said that he paid for all of the Marie Antoinette wannabe renovations to the Oval. He says that he's paying for the ballroom that I think is the size of a Walmart super center. He says that he paid for the Rose Garden improvements. I know that these people weren't paid. No, I don't have evidence to that.

10:57I just know it. Well, because he doesn't pay his contractors. But did you also hear the National Guard in D.C. has not gotten paid yet? He's withholding paying them. Well, Andy sent them out there, these soldiers, the guy who, you know, all of these MAGA voters, the triple Trumpers are like, we support the troops. I mean, they just they so say they support the troops. And they're out there picking up trash and putting down mulch for Trump. And he did their contract at 29 days, which prevents them from receiving health care. And had it been 30 days, because he doesn't give a shit about people. But I want to leave you all with one thing.

11:32Not only are all of us on the left noticing that Kank's health is in the shitter, people in the MAGA world are noticing it as well. Put up this tweet exchange. Nicholas J. Fuentes tweets, there is obviously something going on with Trump that the White House is covering up. This is literally Biden too. Roger Stone chimes in. I spoke to him on the phone today. He's fine. And you were quite obviously our word. I mean, these people, I saw this and I just thought, wow, bottom feeders unite in defense of Trump. And let's just say alleged coverup of Biden getting old. At least there was a coverup. We can't cover this up.

12:14It's too far gone. All right. Please like and subscribe to our channel. And if you want to really support us, go buy our book, Life is a Lazy Susan of Shit Sandwiches. The link is below in the show notes. We'll see you all later today with more news, probably around the time that Kanks rolls his sick ass into the oval. Bye.

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