Kash Patel Fighting with MAGA Over Girlfriend Scandal, Uses Tax Dollars on Date Night

0:04It's really stunning when you stop and think about it that all Kash Patel had to do to be the director of the FBI was have a channel just like pumps and I have spout conspiracy conspiracy and tell you stop and tell you stop it's a lot of the baby lawyer, not that great of a career. And nothing like FBI director worthy. These are people that get this job that have really put in the hours that have built a resume. But all it takes to be in this administration, which is a hallmark of authoritarian regimes, is to be loyal to Kanks. And so as you've seen with Pete Hexeth, the signal chat with the bomb and the thumbs up emoji and all that shit.

0:57You know, Marco Rubio is just a complete disaster. Scott Bessent was on TV the other day telling everybody he was a soybean. And I can go on at Chrissy Noem killed her dog. Kank says, great, I'll take you. So here we have Kash Patel and put up this headline. The FBI director is in the hot seat for reportedly joyriding on government planes. Cash fumes at MAGA for not defending his$60 million FBI jet date. So pumps, here's the deal. His 26-year-old girlfriend fancies herself a musician, and she was singing at some wrestling match, and he used the government plane. Remember, waste, fraud, and abuse, everybody.

1:50They're so, yeah. No waste, run abuse here. Go watch this gal sing at a wrestling match. Okay, here's the thing. First of all, a wrestling match, ew, but okay, that's not the point. These people abuse every single thing they do. There's no such thing as an expense account while you're working, an expense account for personal expenses. This administration and the people in it are going to take every single dollar from the U.S. taxpayer because they don't give a shit about anybody but themselves and pleasing Donald Trump. Full stop. All right. Moving along. Kash Patel, after this, fires an FBI veteran.

2:39And again, any other administration, this FBI director would be toast, forced to resign. But in this situation, as long as he remains loyal to Kinks, he will be promoted. Put all of this up, Kylie. Okay. Keystone Cash orders cover-up after using a$60 million plane as an Uber for his girlfriend. The FBI reportedly fired an official whose role involved supervising the Bureau's aviation units. So here we go. Put up the picture, Kylie. Here's Keystone Cash at Penn State with a$60 million date paid for by the U.S. taxpayers while the government is shut down and we are not sending air traffic controllers their paychecks, TSA agents their paychecks, SNAP benefits because Congress refuses to pay people a livable wage because they're always going to favor the billionaires over the working class and they're going to demean the working class and tell them they're lazy and pieces of shit.

3:51While this guy who is uniquely unqualified to run the FBI. It would be like Pumps are I running the FBI. We are simply not qualified to do so. And then he's stealing from the piggy bank and taking on his PJ. That surprises me. Zero. Two things I want to point out. Did you notice he had on his on his puffer? He had FBI director on his puffer because he's so fucking insecure. He wants everybody to see it. And then is it okay to question the 26 year old girlfriend dating? That just seems like an, let's just say this seems to be an overreach for him in terms of that girlfriend. And I've heard rumors about it.

4:35I don't want to get into that, but I look at the two of them and I think, huh? So she's just madly in love with cash. Huh? Okay. Yeah. And Melania with Donald Trump and so on and so on and so on. So it's a story as old as time. Yeah. All right. And then moving along, the director of the FBI tweeted the following. Kylie put this up. I am proud of the work of this FBI. We're taking violent criminals off the streets in record numbers, crushing the fentanyl crisis, dismantling cartels, saving children, hunting down terrorists, and so much more. Let me be clear. We will not be distracted by baseless rumors or the noise from uninformed internet anarchists in the fake news.

5:20I've always said, criticize me all you want, but going after the people doing great work, my personal life or those around me is a total disgrace. The disgustingly baseless attacks against Alexis, a true patriot and the woman I'm proud to call my partner in life are beyond pathetic. She is a rock solid conservative and a country music sensation.

5:53It gets worse. Who has done more for this nation now than most will in 10 lifetimes. I'm so blessed. She's in my life. Okay. Leave that up for just a second, Kylie. Sorry. A lot in there. This last paragraph, I just want to remind everybody, this is the director of the FBI. And let's just break this down, Pums. A true patriot and the woman I'm proud to call my partner in life. She is a rock solid conservative and a country music sensation. Since it was done more for this nation than most will in 10 lifetimes. She's fucking 26. She sings country music.

6:43Yeah. Mark Kelly, you haven't done near as much as my 26 year old girlfriend, who by the way, is such a country sensation. She's singing at a pro wrestling match. Hello. I mean, come on. I don't know if it was pro. I mean, a wrestling match, period. That's not like a concert venue. And you know, when somebody says something like that, like makes that type of statement, you know, the opposite is true. 100%. You know, I mean, I cannot believe that the director of the FBI tweeted that. You have to dig. It's not even reported hardly in the news. These are disqualifying, fireable things. And furthermore, he's so pussy whipped that he has to put that because she got her feelings hurt because people are going after her on the internet.

7:38So he had to use his position as the FBI director to defend her online, which none of this should be in the American domain public at all. It's his private life. But when you start using government funds so that you can, as Pops points out, continue dating outside of what you probably normally would, this is what we get. Well, and you look at Kash Patel, like in that, going after my personal life, he had a podcast before he was FBI director in which all he did is talk about releasing Epstein files, which now completely has gone away and browbeat people and people in politics and people in politics family.

8:21So, bullshit cash sitting around saying your personal life is bullshit. And I just want to remind everybody, the former attorney general, Bill Barr in Trump 1.0 Trump asked him to put Cash Patel in the FBI and Bill Barr who had his lips so firmly planted on Donald Trump's ass said no. He is completely unqualified. There is no position in the FBI which he would be qualified for. And now he's the fucking director. Okay. That's a really good point. All right. Moving along. Now Cash is just making shit up to deflect from this story. Put up the headline. Michigan lawyer says a Halloween terror plot that FBI Director Cash Patel described never existed.

9:10Rom Filipkowski comments on this headline and says, Keystone Cash needed a distraction from the story that he took another private jet to watch his girlfriend sing. So he's literally making shit up to detract from the fact that he is using taxpayer money so that he can get laid. That's what you're paying for, MAGA voters, for this guy. And let me just remind everybody of something that's super important. Cash Patel is brown-skinned. Right. He will be the first on the chopping block that the white supremacist racist default setting base turns against. The same with Scott Bessent, who is a homosexual.

10:00You are playing a short-sighted game because once you give up, once you seed one group's position of having universal human rights, you seed everybody's and it's just a matter of time. But I just want to close with this. This is Cash's girlfriend doing some reporting as to the FBI's work. Put this up. Kash Patel's girlfriend, Alexis Wilkins, warns that additional sleeper cells are preparing to launch attacks across the United States. And Kyle Serafin on Twitter responds to this and says she is 26 and has a long distance dating relationship with the FBI director. Tell us more about these sleeper cells.

10:48Why is she reporting on sleeper cells? This is just an extension of the incompetence, the unethical moral rot that permeates through this administration and its cabinet. And it is so pervasive and they are all using taxpayer money to enrich themselves, to ensure that they don't have to watch a Christie gnome video in the TSA pre line while they're waiting to board a commercial plane where the air traffic controllers are not showing up because all of these grifters and parasites are using taxpayer money. money to enrich themselves and in cash patel's case to get laid and on no other planet pumps is right about this and it is a story as old as time would cash patel be able to fly private to go fuck that girl if he weren't promoted by donald trump crazy he's not adorable but i i look When you see Kash Patel and then the girlfriend with the sleeper cells saying, you know, we've done all these terror plots, they've learned from the master.

12:15Donald Trump is the king of distraction. You want the Epstein files? I'll give you the National Guard in LA. You want some accountability with healthcare? I'll put troops in Portland. I mean, he has learned well from the master. And nothing I believe about this FBI is legit. I don't believe anything. I don't believe there's messages scraped on bullets of shooters. I don't believe shit. Agree. Agree. I don't believe one bit of it, especially that text exchange with Tyler Robinson and his lover, I think Kanks and Stephen Miller called Keystone Cash to Ching Money Patel when he wasn't fucking his girlfriend and said, you need to make sure that this killer is linked to trans.

13:08And they acted accordingly because I don't think we can believe anything being produced by this agency and this government of having any veracity to it whatsoever. Pops, let's do it. One, two, three support our podcast by buying our book. Life is a lazy Susan of shit sandwiches. We will be back later with more news.