Kash Patel Humiliated As FBI Agents Call Him a 'Make-A-Wish Director' Behind His Back

0:04I would like to thank everybody for listening to our podcast and I would like to remind you all that we are podcasters. I don't care who wins president in 2028, no matter what, we will not accept to be the head of the FBI because we are uniquely unqualified. We are podcasters. I'm a decorator. She is a divorce lawyer. We will not accept the offer to run the FBI. But I'll tell you who did accept that offer. A very unqualified podcaster named Cash Money. Do the cha-ching poems. Cha-ching!

0:39cash patel kylie put up the first slide cash fbi director cash patel's own agents allegedly call him the quote make-a-wish director a former special agent says the nickname stems from patel commandeering an fbi jet and he and he commandeers this jet pups because he want to make sure he gets laid because he's dating way over his skis. Yeah. Well, I mean, here's the deal. Does it surprise me that this man can't get laid without a private jet? No. Do I think the US taxpayers should have to pay for him? No. This guy is such a dipshit. He has been on the Trump train since jump. He's never jumped off, never realizing that he's brown and that Trump is a racist.

1:29Like he's never, that's how good his skills of deduction are. He hasn't figured that out yet. And then here's the thing. They get these podcasters in here that made millions of dollars pushing the Epstein files. We're going to release the Epstein files. This motherfucker goes in, covers it up. And everybody just acts like, well, we don't know what's in the Epstein files. Bullshit. The first thing you do if you've talked nonstop about the Epstein files is you go sit down and start going through those all day, every day. They're not even good at the cover up. That's how incompetent they are. OK, now here is a breakdown of his private jet use.

2:13OK, so scrutiny over Patel's government jet use. The FBI director's use of the Bureau's$60 million jet to attend UFC matches, hunting outings, a Scotland golf trip, and more has raised questions over whether Patel is misusing resources on the taxpayer times. I love journalism is raising questions. No questions. The answer is yes. Patel has also used SWAT protection for his girlfriend, country singer Alexis Wilkins. former FBI senior executive Christopher O 'Leary told MS Now that agents are secretly calling Patel to make a wish director due to his jet use. The moniker refers to the make a wish charity that grants dream experiences to children with critical illness.

3:06And then the next slide, Kylie, Kash Patel reportedly ordered the FBI to drive his girlfriend's drunk friend home multiple times. This tracks. I mean, this is exactly what I would expect podcaster, unqualified Kash Patel to do. And again, I'm going to say it. I know it's unpopular. this girl who is 26 years old who i think he said was the most patriotic paraphrasing but didn't he find that tweet now we have to do a dramatic reading of it because it's too good this whole thing he talks about her patriotism okay she's 26 she's so patriotic bitch please like if you didn't have an fbi jet and you didn't have podcast money from talking about the epstein files nonstop.

4:04This 26-year-old would not give you the time of day. So I get he wants to use everything as his disposal. Is it as corrupt as fuck? Yes. Why aren't the Republicans and the Democrats saying we need a full forensic accounting of how much money you're spending? That's the thing. Okay, here we go. Okay, this is worthy of an end of the year reread. Josh Patel tweets, I am proud of the work of this FBI. We're taking violent criminals off the streets in record numbers, crushing the fentanyl crisis, dismantling cartels, saving children, hunting down terrorists, and so much more. Let me be clear. We will not be distracted by baseless rumors or the noise from uninformed internet anarchists and the fake news.

4:49I've always said, criticize me all you want. Going after the people, doing great work, my personal life or those around me is a total disgrace. The disgustingly baseless attacks against Alexis, a true patriot, and the woman I'm proud to call my partner in life are beyond pathetic. She is a rock solid conservative and a country music sensation who has done more for this nation than most will in 10 lifetimes. I'm so blessed she's in my life. Pumps, when do you think Alexis dumps cash? Do you think when Trump fires him? When Trump fires him, yes. If he spins out, if he goes through the term after that, I mean, come on.

5:49Great patriot. Put that back up. There are a couple of things I just want to talk about. There's just a couple things I cannot let go. Okay. Internet anarchist. This guy was the internet anarchist for Trump, ever. Criticize me all you want. But my personal life, all he did was talk about Hunter Biden. That's all he did. I do not have a carve out for his 26-year-old patriot girlfriend because he's the FBI director, because he's a fucking podcaster. And this is what he did all day, every day, is attack people and their personal lives. So I'm not going to cry a tear for this person. But what I will do is say again and again, I think he's in way over his head in terms of dating.

6:40I mean, this is not something that happens without access to a private jet, in my opinion. I agree. I would completely agree with that. Let's move along and talk more about the great American patriot, Alexis, and her country music sensation and her knight in shining armor, Gash Patel, the Make-A-Wish FBI director. This is just how you know we're dealing with really insecure people. So Patel's Make-A-Wish nickname comes amid new reporting that Patel refused to leave his plane without an FBI raid jacket after he arrived in Utah in the aftermath of Charlie Kirk's killing. According to Alpha 99, FBI Director Cash Patel arrived at the Provo Airport in Provo, Utah on September 11, 2025.

7:32Alpha 99 said that after his plane landed, FBI Director Cash Patel would not disembark from the plane without an FBI raid jacket. Note, based on Alpha 99's reporting, FBI Director Kash Patel apparently did not have his own FBI ray jacket with him and refused to step from the plane without wearing one. Alpha 99 went on to say many FBI agents and other FBI personnel were busy working in the aftermath of the assassination of Charlie Kirk, and that FBI personnel had to stop and ask around to find an FBI raid jacket, a medium-sized one, that would fit FBI Director Cash Patel. Alpha 99 said there were many large and extra-large FBI raid jackets available.

8:24Finally, according to Alpha 99, FBI personnel searching for a medium-sized FBI raid jacket that would fit FBI Director Kash Patel finally found one. That raid jacket belonged to one of the female FBI special agents. Alpha 99 said the raid jacket belonging to the female agent was then delivered to FBI Director Kash Patel on the plane. But as he was inspecting the jacket, Patel noticed two areas on the upper sleeves near the shoulders that did not have Velcro patches attached. Alpha 99 said FBI Director Kash Patel then reportedly said he would not leave the aircraft until he had two patches to cover those areas.

9:12According to Alpha 99, members of an FBI SWAT team took patches off their uniforms and ran those patches over to FBI Director Kash Patel at the airport. The patches were then attached to the loaner FBI jacket, Alpha 99 said, and the FBI Director Kash Patel disembarked the plane from there. These are the most insecure, emotionally stunted cosplayers on the planet. All he was thinking about, and I want to remind everybody, they all claim to be best friends with Charlie Kirk. All these people think about in the aftermath of this man being murdered are themselves. And listen, I disagreed with everything Charlie Kirk said politically.

10:12I think he said racist things. I think he said homophobic things. I think he was a toxic political commentator. He should be alive today and not one fucking person that cares about him from his wife to all of the people in the administration have named the culprit of his death, gun violence. Even when their assassination attempt on Ronald Reagan and it hit his secret service, there was the Brady law and all of these things. And people spoke about this, not with Charlie Kirk. It's really the only death I've ever seen in America where nobody talks about what killed him ever. And they can say whatever they want to say what killed him is gun violence and this gun nut obsession that our culture has with guns with cash money and this playing military and playing i'm an fbi swat guy and then sending out tweets when he's fbi director that his girlfriend's a great patriot and she is a country music sensation it's so humiliating it's just so fucking humiliating listener i recently moved to new york and i've had to get whole new doctors dentists everything and it's a minefield because new york is so gigantic and there's so many choices how do i navigate who takes my insurance etc well i'll tell you how i did it it's zocdoc zocdoc is a free app and website where you can search and compare high quality in network doctors dentists etc And you can click to instantly book an appointment with ZocDoc.

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12:26it's humiliating and it just shows how unserious this fbi is they go after his enemies they you know make up charges they do stupid investigations because if he really gave a shit about terrorism and child crimes he would not be so fucking worried about his jacket with the velcro stuff on it i mean he should be humiliated and i've heard him going back and forth with you know Yeah, you can make fun that I had to wear a women's jacket. Nobody's making fun that you had to wear a women's jacket. What we're making fun of is you sat on a plane when your alleged best friend was just murdered and you wouldn't leave until you had your cosplay uniform on because that's how bad you suck.

13:06It's exactly right. And I do want to point out, it's something that we need to remember. there are a lot of nonpartisan workers in the FBI, in the United States Marshal Service, in the Department of Justice, in the military, in all of this, that are now attached to this crime syndicate of these, not even beta, Zeta males that are low T in trying to prevent the world from knowing how low that T is. And we're all having to go through these people acting out all of their inner childhood trauma and insecurities on a global stage. And literally people are dying and our national security and our economy, all of that is just rear view mirror now for the egos of these fucking dipshits.

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