MAGA Self-Owns Online Exposing Their Low IQ's

0:04This 4th of July, I would like to cut to former Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi. Play the clip. There's no point in saying good morning because it certainly is not one. That's it. That's basically how we feel on this 4th of July with the Trump regime completely annihilating everything in this country, kidnapping people off the streets, throwing them into some insane place called Alligator Alcatraz, and the government is selling merch, promoting a concentration camp and celebrating that migrants could get eaten by alligators. And we're only in like month five or six of this presidency. Yeah, we're just getting started.

0:51Not to mention, I look back on just the short time frame. How many people have lost their jobs in the federal government? The USAID victims, they're saying, are in the hundreds of thousands. The just blatant disregard for the Constitution and the judiciary, it's depressing. And let's just talk about the collective sane washing that is going on about Taco Tits. That's what we call the president of the United States, Taco Tits, about his cognitive decline. It is jarring. and legacy media, corporate media just jumps in as though he is a man operating with all of his faculties with the idea of law and order in mind and honoring the constitution.

1:37They just give him the assumption that he's operating on that. And he simply is not. So to kind of find out why we're here and how we got here on this 4th of July, we are going to show you guys our greatest hits of MAGA posting, conservative self-owns, because sometimes you got to take a break from the news and giggle and kind of get into the psychology of who are these 77 million people that voted for a convicted felon dipshit named Taco Tiff. Well, let's take a look. Kylie put up the first one. Lance posts, hey, pro-lifers of Texas, it's your time to shine, sweeties. 29 ,927 children in foster care in Texas, 3 ,378 children waiting for adoptive families.

2:28I expect to see this number drop dramatically in the next 30 days. And Lance, of course, is trailing the pro-life people because they act like they're so pro-children. Taylor Lackford, a MAGA loyalist, responds, being pro-life has nothing to do with afterbirth care. Isn't that the truth? I mean, that's the truest statement I've seen with all this pro-life stuff. They don't give a flying fuck about a child after it's born. They don't want them educated. They don't care if they're fed. They don't want them to have homes. Like they give a shit about controlling women's bodies and they're guising it in the form of being pro-life, but they are not.

3:08And they don't care about children enough to get guns out of people's hands. And we just read a report recently, you guys, that there are more guns in the United States of America than people. That surprises me. Those are American MAGA values right there. OK, Kylie, next. OK, red, white and blue hearts. Ultra MAGA Kimmy, it's a real name. She posts, why do you honestly think white people are racist? I want facts. And John Fuglsang responds, where was Barack Obama born, please? And ultra-Maga Kimmy responds, Kenya. See, this is a fundamental problem that I fear in the United States of America. You have people like Kimmy that lives in a rural community that only runs around with people that snort Fox News and listen to, you know, Russia-infused podcasters.

4:04They never have access to the truth. So that she, Kimi is not even aware that that was a cell phone because she and her friends that go to church and go to lunch after, they just assume, well, Barack Obama was born in Kenya because his middle name's Hussein. And nobody, they never hear the truth. They never get to establish what real facts are. And I would say that this goes beyond rural America. I think a lot of suburban America and even in the cities where you have concentrations of white people that don't commingle with their diverse fellow citizens is such a detriment to the progress of a country where we have one of the coolest things ever, which is diversity.

4:48I mean, Pumps and I go to New York City all the time for work on this podcast. And I love being in the streets of Manhattan because it is so diverse. You hear different languages, different skin colors, different hair colors, different ages, all on the streets, all living their lives peacefully. And these white Americans just have a real fundamental problem with globalization and diversity. Okay, Kylie, next. All right, somebody posts here. We have 20 to 30 million undocumented people in the country eating lots of eggs every day. Two eggs for each person is$60 million a day, plus other food products that have eggs in the ingredients.

5:28This could be as high as 100 million eggs a day. Take a week, seven days minus two days for cereal. You have five days of egg consumption. That is 500 million eggs a week. One chicken only lays one egg a day. Most days, that is 500 million chickens. If we subtract 20 to 30 million people, we will have enough eggs. Prices will come down. So there you have some guy sharp as a tack solving the egg inflation by deporting 20 to 30 million American workers. That's crazy. I mean, that is unhinged. Like if I picked up my phone and like my child posted that, I'd be like, we need immediate care. This is nuts.

6:14All right, Kylie, next. Okay, I'm going to pop up an image, and this is a very real image from a CPAC event. Oh, wow. Okay, I've seen this. So the people who are listening right now, it's the stage of CPAC, and it says, we are all domestic terrorists. And I want to point out something that's really interesting about CPAC. So Pumps and I last year were in Budapest doing a project and our host told us that conservative groups like Ted Cruz with CPAC and other like Charlie Kirk Turning Point, they all have these conservative conferences in Hungary. And the reason for that is they see that as a model for what the United States of America should aspire to be, which is a dictatorship.

7:07And the beautiful thing about what happened, what's been happening in Hungary, specifically in Budapest, is Viktor Orban, who is the dictator of that country. He said that he canceled Pride Parade. He canceled Pride Month, just like our White House did. Our White House canceled Pride Month and refused to acknowledge it. Well, Viktor Orban said, no parade. and if you do it, you'll be fined$500 and possibly even arrested. 200 ,000 Hungarians took to the streets in Budapest and showed him exactly that people are not assholes. And a little bit of interesting tea about Viktor Orban that we learned while we were in Hungary.

7:46So during COVID, his number two or number three guy, this dictator, Viktor Orban, He goes to Belgium to an EU conference and everybody, there's a curfew. This is during the height of COVID. COVID is supposed to not have more than two or three people in a place at a time. So in this apartment building, the other tenants hear all this ruckus, loud music, a bunch of hooting, a bunch of hollering, right? So they call the police. The police arrive and they find themselves at the door and they open the door and there is a gay orgy going on behind the door, which is clearly against these sequestering rules of COVID at peak COVID.

8:29Well, some eagle-eye neighbors in the neighborhood notice a fellow shimmying down the drainage pipe trying to back door exit from the gay orgy. And it was none other than this number two, number three guy in Viktor Orban's government, who immediately came out very anti-gay. Of course. It's a very anti-gay government, much like the MAGA movement is. So we have always pontificated here that, you know, people that say they're straight, that talk about wanting anti-gay stuff all the time and talk about gay stuff and focus on gay stuff, a lot of times in their private time are doing gay stuff, which we support gay stuff.

9:14I support it. I just don't support homophobes being fucking hypocrites, doing gay stuff, and then trying to shame and criminalize the brave members of the LGBTQIA plus community that said, fuck you. I'm not going to let you and your crazy prude religion define me. I'm going to come out and live my life with pride. Well, it's jealousy, plain and simple. I think they cannot, because of their religion and fucked up indoctrination, they can't be who they want to be. So they have to malign what they most desire. And again, I say it all the time. Look no further than Grindr during the Republican National Convention.

9:57Grindr didn't crash during the Democratic National Convention because they get to go on Grindr all the time if they want. If you're gay and want to be a Democrat, swing for the fences. But Republicans have to get away from their Puritan wives. Just go to town. Because we're not nosy and codependent and worry about what people are doing in their bedrooms if they're consenting adults. Okay, next up, Kylie. All right, we have Wendy Magalady and her, I want to point out that her avatar is Donald Trump's mugshot. I voted for Donald Trump to piss off liberals. It was really funny. I am worried that I will lose my Medicaid now.

10:30I have type 2 diabetes with diabetic retinopathy. If I lose my health care, I won't be able to afford my meds and will lose my vision. I'm in tears. please help me. Is that real? All right, Leigh. Yes. And supposedly she deleted her account shortly after. So this is it though, you guys, she says the quiet part out loud. The ethos of MAGA is hating the lips. And this is what Donald Trump campaigned on, the enemy from within. And he has propagandized and indoctrinated his intellectually lazy base by thinking, the reason you have problems is because of these liberals. When the liberals actually fight for Wendy, ultra MAGA old lady with your president mugshot as your avatar, as much as I hate what you believe, I don't want this woman to lose her healthcare.

11:23And that's the difference. That's the fundamental difference between the left and the right. Did you notice now with this reconciliation budget bill that's going to cut so many Medicaid patients that they're posting, MAGA is posting on Twitter that it's democratic communities that it will hurt the most. Blue cities and blue states will be hurt the most by this. And I have news for everyone. It's the buckle of the Bible belt. It's states like we live in an Oklahoma. It's rural America. It's rural America and they are straight down the line, Macca. Okay, next up. Maxi Virgil posts, reasonable conservative is an oxymoron.

12:04And Michael 27 with a cross says, okay, buddy, so is dumbass liberal. Clearly, he doesn't know what an oxymoron is. Clearly. Clearly. Okay, next, Kylie. Brian Krasenstein posts, this is so sad. Trans man, Luca Strobel uses women's restroom and then is allegedly assaulted by bar owner and detained by police. I want some of you transphobes to explain to me how this is okay. And you see the image of this person that was assaulted. And this is a trans man, very male in his affect and appearance. And the bearded goat responds, he's a man he should be using men's restrooms so this is kind of like what they're they're going to be figuring out trans men appear as men right trans women appear as women so all of this bathroom policing actually puts people in danger because this trans man because of these laws was instructed that you have to use your bathroom of the genitals that you had at birth.

13:17So he goes into the women's restroom. He is a trans man and was hate crimed for following the law. Here's the thing. They don't give a shit about what happens to these marginalized people. What bothers me so much is I would ask any single one of these people that go fucking bananas about trans in the bathroom, Does it matter? Like has anybody, I have gone into a men's bathroom a gazillion times when the women's line was too long. I have gone in men's bathroom with other men and you know what happened? Fucking nothing. All right, Kylie next. In 2020, my MAGA uncle looked my sister and I in the face and said he didn't recognize us under our muzzles.

14:02We're wearing masks because we were at a funeral for someone who died from COVID. And this, you guys, this was very, very real. I mean, the propagandizing and the attack on science during COVID broke the right in a way they were already so broken, but I feel like it was a permanent breakage in that. Because if you ever find yourself in on right wing Twitter, which it's hard not to because Elon Musk rigs the algorithm that feeds you that even if you never participate in it. They have two go-to's about things. Number one, you don't know what a woman is, or you don't know what a real woman is. Define what a woman is.

14:44And then they go to, I bet that this person has been vaccinated as though that's a character defect. Right. Well, I mean, the crazy thing about all of this vaccination stuff is the measles thing. Like, first of all, I do not want to hear, I don't want to get a vaccine. my body, my choice, yet I want to control women's bodies. I just have to get that out there. But people have measles now for the first time since the vaccine's out. People are dying from it. And these MAGA people have lost children and said, we still wouldn't vaccinate. It's a cult. We're dealing with a cult. And you can see that this cult is operating with impunity and they have an entire administration in the executive branch, which is lifting up and highlighting the insanity and the stupidity and the ignorance of these people.

15:35And they are emboldened. And this is the decline of the American empire. So happy fourth, all you fucking triple Trumpers. Fuck you.