MAGA Triggered by Gavin Newsom as He Humiliates Donald Trump

0:04Well, you guys, it is Trigger Mania 2025 over at Fox News. is these absolute snowflakes cannot handle it when a mirror is put up to them. And Gavin Newsom has placed a three-way mirror. I would even go a 360-degree mirror. And inside this 360-degree mirror are all the little fox trolls that sit and lie all day, every day, to their audience who wakes up every day and says, Today, I'm going to wake up and choose to watch a news station that paid one billion dollars for lying to me. That's what I'm going to do. Willful, willfully stupid audience. Here's Sean Hannity's little meltdown. And you can just notice how bristled he is over this.

0:55You can notice it's really sitting in that craw. Here he is talking about Gavin. Now, currently, he and a social media team, they are busy trying to mock President Trump on X by posting messages in all caps. He's trying to pretend to be Donald Trump. Gavin is also attacking Fox News hosts. He's trying to bait conservatives into social media fights. He's actually referred to our own Tommy Lahren's account as Yelp for toilets. Gee, very clever and funny. She'll join us in a moment to respond. Gavin. Okay. You guys, the fact that they are covering this and they have to hear that Gavin Newsom is calling Yelp for toilets.

1:38The fact that they are covering this, this, you dipshits, you willfully stupid dipshits. This is what I would say is 3D, 4D, and even 5D chess. He is roping all of you in. And now yesterday, all day, Fox News covered this. They covered Gavin Newsom and they put up a 360 degree mirror. And guess what happens, you guys? they don't like how stupid they look. They don't like how stupid they look because it's all true and they know it's true. They get on the air and lie, but they know what the truth is. And I would argue Gavin Newsom isn't trying to mock Donald Trump and he isn't trying to mock Fox News.

2:22He is actually mocking Fox News and they don't like it. And here's the thing. We see all these you know, polls, opinion polls coming out. People, the people love it. And that scares Fox News too. Okay. So how did Gavin Newsom respond to the literal back-to-back stories, 24-7, 365, titty baby whining meltdown of Fox News, the same entertainment channel that had to pay $1 billion for lying to its audience. Guarantee you they lost zero audience members for that hickey. All right, put up Gavin's response. Wow. Fox News can't stop talking about me, Gavin C. Newsom, America's favorite governor. Tonight, their entire primetime lineup was about me.

3:11Jesse Waters kept calling me daddy. Very weird, not interested, but thank you. Sean Hannity, very nice guy, nearly cried because I won't take his quote advice. Sorry, Sean. Then they dragged out the B team of dum-dums. Meatball Ron, Tomi Toilet Laren, and Teddy Cancun Cruz. He even flew back special from Mexico, all whining about me, GCN. They had to, quote, play the music to shut Ted up about my beautiful hair. I get it. So jealous. Total disaster. MAGA hates me because they hate you. They hate that California is the fourth biggest economy in the world. They hate that crime is down, that we're number one in farming.

4:03I love the farmers. Manufacturing, tourism, and tech, all while we give affordable health care, free school meals, make America pregnant again, paid baby leave for moms. They should not return anyways. $20 minimum wage and so much more for the people. They hate that Democrats are winning. Fox and MAGA have Newsom derangement syndrome. They should cry harder, sad, GCN. Okay, here's what I have to say about that. Five gold stars, and it's 1 ,000 % true, and there's so many, so much great messaging in there. Number one, Ted Cruz is the biggest whiner. Fox Entertainment Channel, they whine, they whine, they whine.

4:49Gavin Newsom points out that they're whining. What's their response to all of this? To whine. These guys have just sat around with this, with Kanks. Kankles, McTaco tits, who now I'm just shortening to Kanks. They have sat around and promoted kanks who has full-blown dementia. All of his blood is in his cankles and it's not getting to the brain. That's why he forgets what the Atlantic Ocean is, the ocean that separates North America from the European continent and the African continent. Kanks, it's called the Atlantic Ocean. All of the other basket of deplorable, complete fleabag parasites at Fox entertainment channel have just sucked on to kanks that's your guy like you're gonna you're gonna go down your entire career after this autopsy is done you're gonna be one of the propagandists for kanks like you're giving it all up for kanks i mean keep going adam gavin i love it we here at ihip news support it please mercilessly continue to do this do not stop all gas, no brakes.

5:55I just have to point out one thing that I absolutely love. These alpha, these alpha men, these high masculine, Jesse Waters, who is the plumb line for masculinity, he thinks they are curling up in the fetal position crying because a true alpha male, that's not just masquerading because he has a little penis is out there putting it right in their face. And like you said, all they do is cry. It's just unbelievable. This is the one thing that just blows my mind about Mega Man. It's like you hear Charlie Kirk talk about quantifying testosterone levels, quantifying masculinity. Jesse Waters goes into breathtaking detail.

6:37Like almost when he describes what he thinks is masculine, which is feminine, when he talks about the masculine components, I feel like he has an erection behind the Fox News desk. That's how detailed and excited he gets about it. The great depths that these guys go to talk about masculinity nonstop. And then the guy that is their leader wears a full face of makeup every single day and dyes his hair and does a comb over and then plays decorator as a side hustle when he's president of the United States, all that shit's really gay to me. I mean, like, it's just, it's just, it just reads, it reeks of we're dying to break out, break the hinges off this closet and come out.

7:24And I don't want these freaks to have anything to do with the gay community because to me, the gay community, the gay community is brave. Um, the reason that that's called pride month is because you live in so much shame and then finally you come out and have pride. But the thing about the MAGA men, it's the hypocrisy that's so breathtaking with them. The hypocrisy. And I guess it works with the MAGA base, like for them to talk about masculinity and nobody links like, oh, Kanks is wearing a full face of makeup. He's not even blending it. This ad is brought to you by Veve Healthcare, the makers of Apertude, Cabotegravir.

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9:29Governor Gavin Newsom's California redistricting proposal has 22-point polling advantage, according to an internal memo from Newsom's pollster obtained by Alex Tomp. And this is via Axios. So, pumps to me, this is fantastic news because Texas passed it. They're going to redistrict. And now Gavin Newsom is following suit, a much larger state, a much bluer state. and this is the way forward. And they can sit and try to say, oh my God, what are the Democrats doing? Here's the deal, MAGA. If your policies were popular, if your vice president could walk through Union Station to Shake Shack without hundreds of people shouting, you're a couch fucker, then you wouldn't have to cheat.

10:17But because when your administration goes out in public, it's just this visceral reaction because people hate your guts, except for those that are inside the cult. The Fox Entertainment, I woke up today and I'm putting on my stupid makeup and my stupid outfit and I'm gonna watch an entertainment channel that had to pay$1 billion for lying to me. That's not gonna be a red flag to me. I'm gonna double down. The majority, the rest of America, we're all still here. And we don't like the couch fucker. We don't like his eyeliner application. We think Stephen Miller deserves and belongs in an absolute insane asylum, if not prison.

10:56Pete Hegseth is the most pathetic excuse and just an absolute disgrace to the armed forces. The fact that U.S. soldiers were on their hands and knees rolling out red carpet for Vladimir Putin was an all time low. And so I'm so happy that all of this is doing so well with the left. And you know what, you guys, bullying and trolling works and we have to continue doing it. Well, I think what that's what Donald Trump has showed us. The more you bully people, I mean, there is a segment of the population that digs it. And hopefully when they see this, their idea that Donald Trump is so unique will go away.

11:35But I just want to say just one quick thing about all this going on. If Jesse Waters and Sean Hannity and all the MAGA, if that whole group was so MAGA, why did Grindr crash twice during? You mean so alpha? I'm sorry, if they were, but I'm, if there were so masculine, and they're so alpha, why did Grindr crash twice? And it's really rich that these people, when you talk about hypocrisy, Governor Greg Abbott is on there saying how they're going to, you know, file a lawsuit against California, because it's illegal. What Greg Abbott is doing is illegal, because he's not putting it to the people. Gavin Newsom is redistricting in the confines of the law.

12:20Greg Abbott isn't. And then I saw Kathy Hochul this morning said game on. So I'm ready. And here's the thing too. I want Democrats to make sure we lean into this. They want to drop us. They want to draw us into this conversation about semantics. And we have to drop that. You're going to gerrymander. We're going to gerrymander. Keep it simple. We don't have to go on, explain that we're doing it legally, blah, blah, blah, because that's what Fox News, they always control the narrative with liberals and liberals take the debate and get into that, we got to dumb it down. We got to simplify it. You know, you're going to send all caps tweets.

12:55Fuck you. We're going to do it even more. You're going to have, you know, do, do, uh, you're going to gerrymander. Guess what? All of our blue states are going to do the same. It's game on. It's fuck you politics. Tee it up, big boy. Let's go. And by the way, we still want a full answer from all of the MAGA men that attended the RNC. This has gone unanswered and legacy media has dropped the ball on this. Why did Grindr crash twice? I want to know who was using it. I want to know what was going on. If we had the time pumps, I would like to go up to, was it Milwaukee? Is that where it was somewhere in Wisconsin?

13:32Yeah, I believe it was. And get boots on the ground and go, you know, you and I love a gay bar and just do an investigative expose on the case because MAGA, this has gone unanswered. And I think Daddy Newsom needs to start just why to Grindr twice? Integrate that, Newsom PR team. Integrate that into every tweet because if we keep attacking their faux masculinity, their faux patriotism, their faux we're such badasses, it triggers them. It totally, totally triggers them. All right. that's all we have right now please like subscribe buy our book life is a lazy susan of shit sandwiches it is linked right below in the show notes