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25:27But if I did, I certainly would not run for office because people are going to be looking for that sort of thing. So I just don't understand it. Maybe he wanted immunity. I know there's a lot of theories for that as to why he would then run for office or just stupidity, thinking you're invincible. There's just so many things that I, yeah, I just cannot wrap my mind around. I think that that is a normal person's reaction, the way we read all of this. We read it like, why would he run for office? Why would he do this? Why would Melania do that? I think that's the way a normal person would think about it.

25:57But these people aren't normal. Donald Trump probably doesn't think any Jeffrey Epstein did anything wrong. You have to, in order to apply what you would do in that situation, you're giving them something they don't have, which is a normal moral judgment. Right. And Melania doesn't have that. And Donald Trump doesn't have that. And all of these people that work for him don't have that. I mean, these people are so broken from the onset, which now I want to dabble over to this J.K. Rowling situation. So I think what fascinates me about Trump and all of the billionaires and then J.K. Rowling, these people really have the bank account to where there's no excuse.

26:46There's no excuse to be out of shape because you can hire the personal trainers and chefs. Your blood work should be fucking perfect because you have all this time to devote your teeth, your skin. You can have your blood re-infused. All of those. All that stuff. Whale sperm facials or something. All of it. You can just sit around and it could be me time all day, every day. Right. But instead of it being me time, it's they're in everybody's business time. And if you listen to some of the richest people in the world, like Elon Musk and J.K. Rowling and that prick, oh, he lives here in New York, Bill Ackman.

27:21They act like they're victims. They act like there is this huge cabal of people against them. And in J.K. Rowling's instance, she thinks it's trans people. And I heard that you have some thoughts on her and these TERFs. So first tell me what a TERF is and then please go off on J.K. Rowling. Well, TERF stands for Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminist. So it's a group of women, presumably cisgender women, who feel that trans women are trying to like invade women's spaces or take something away from the work that women have done to get to where we are in society, which is obviously nowhere near equal to men.

28:03So it's people who don't consider trans women as women. Now, these are some of – TERFs are some of the ugliest people I personally have ever seen. Physically? Physically. Well, and inside and out, I would say. Because they're extremely vocal and they're putting their faces out in front of this issue, which is that they don't think that trans women should be using women's bathrooms or be included in women's groups or in women's spaces at all. So they just really, and it's this idea that like, I don't really know how they've done it with the culture war, but the people orchestrating it have done a very good job of making it seem like trans people are the enemy when in reality it's a very small percentage of the population and they just want to exist.

28:48In my experience with trans people, they want to exist and hopefully make music. Yeah. They're really good at making music. And so it's, it's fascinating because JK Rowling has taken a, you know, first she writes Harry Potter, right? Then she decides I'm going to be a crusader for this cause. She's actually started a fund to help people financially who have, I'm trying to think of how, how it's phrased, who have like sued businesses for being pro-trans and lost. She wants to help those people financially. So it's not only is she very vocal about this, but she's actually putting dollars behind it.

29:22And so I just don't understand if I'm a billionaire. Like I said, I'm just, I'm going to kick back and maybe have some fun in my life. I'm not going to be on Twitter talking about trans women and trying to, trying to, it is truly inciting violence against this group of people who are really, as I said, just trying to exist and they deserve rights, they deserve dignity, and they deserve to be treated with respect. So she has just completely tarnished her legacy and she doubles down on it every chance she gets. So now they're making this Harry Potter TV show and a lot of actors are participating in it.

29:56And there's a lot of anger and disappointment, I think, in the LGBTQ community. But I think, yeah, I think J.K. Rowling, I don't know. There's not an English word to describe her. there's maybe a French word. I'm not sure. I'm not sure what it is, but it's there. There's an ugliness. Yeah. Inside and out. And just like, what is it for? What are you accomplishing? What's the goal? You know, there's a through line here though, if we think about it, like if I think of Elon Musk, JK Rowling, which we hate to think of Elon Musk, hate to think, hate to think of him, JK Rowling, Bill Ackman and Mark Zuckerberg, all of this, there, there are some commonalities.

30:35They all have bank accounts at Cachocobo. A lot of them are all chronically online. They are somehow victims. Always. It's the victim mentality. Because I used to be Republican. I don't know if you knew that. I was Republican for 20 years. And what kind of Republican? Like lower the taxes. Country club Republican. Yeah, exactly. Okay. Because I am from a liberal part of Connecticut, but my parents were conservative, never MAGA, never anywhere near that. Like when you say conservative, where I come from, that means like pro-life, the earth is 6 ,000 years old. Oh, the Catholic. But not creationist, interestingly.

31:09Like they always knew. They're very smart, my parents. But I think they just thought like, you know, people, I don't know, like they were just maybe misinformed about like what social programs actually are. And they just wanted to pay less taxes because my dad was a doctor and my mom was a nurse. They had six kids. So it was like, you know. Did they not believe in birth control? Isn't that a Catholic thing? They actually did, interestingly. They wanted six kids. Oh, on purpose. So they went for it. Really? And they nailed it. They totally nailed it. Now they have six liberal children, which is wonderful for everyone in the house.

31:37Are they still conservative? No. We all made the jump. Well, my older siblings probably did a little bit earlier. But when Trump ran, it was sort of like they didn't recognize their party. And my parents, as I said, they're very intelligent. So my dad passed away last year, but he died a liberal. And my mom is extremely liberal now. Did they both? Did your dad just doing a little cleanup work here? Or did he do the 15 or 10 Good Fridays? Oh, oh my gosh, to see if he would go to heaven. I don't know. I think he probably went to heaven for just being a good person. So I'll see him there. But I had to take the easy way out because I'm bad or I'm bad to the bone.

32:18So I was Republican. I understand the victim mentality and how effective that can be. And so it's been, yeah, for Republicans like, you know, in probably where you're from, I feel like some of them are actually suffering at the hands of the system, but they don't understand who the enemy actually is, which is conservatives and these people that are taking away their health care, their rights, their, you know, the job market's pretty bad from what I understand. So it is just fascinating to watch these super, super rich, mostly straight white guys who have the ability to position themselves as victims.

32:50It's like it's a mental gymnastics that I wish that the left could learn from because it's working. And for some reason, whether it be the infighting that we have or people jumping down each other's throats at the slightest sign of maybe disagreeing with them, but there's just something we need to be learning from conservatives that we're not. And that's why I think the party is in complete disarray. I have an idea. Let's hear it. Okay. So when you spoke about the people from my home state that are probably conservative, but not the country club Republican types that are looking for a tax break.

33:22They are actually working class people who have been lied to and propagandized by the Republican Party for years. And they have Christian signal to them. Because if you grow up in rural Oklahoma, you have two things that you feel proud about because there's no culture. You feel really proud that you're a Christian because that's where all of your social networking is. And you feel really proud that you're an American because there's not a lot of culture outside of those two identities. And they're real proud of their guns. And so the Republican Party has very successfully propagandized to these people that they are the best people to help them be better Christians and be the best Americans because we love America the most.

34:06These libtards hate America. These libtards are going to take your guns. I love how you say libtards. Libtards. And then they serve up, because there's a lot of racism in the South, and they serve up this, the reason you can't have nice things is because of this liberal woman or because of these lesbians. Everything that Katie Miller was talking about, immigrants, black people, et cetera. The fact of the matter is, if the Democrats weren't so beholden to corporate interests, it would be very easy for them to go out and scream from the rooftops. The people who are keeping you from advancing are not the people who earn less than you or have darker skin than you.

34:50It's this guy, Elon Musk. He is an immigrant. He is a corporate welfare queen. and go on and on and on and have an eat the rich style rebuilding of the party, kind of like the DSA is doing right now. And that's why I think they're being so successful, because that's the truth of the matter. The truth of the matter is we cannot have nice things because these billionaires are so goddamn greedy and broken. And then you have the billionaire prostitutes, which are members of the Democratic Party and the Republican Party who service these people. Well, are you going to run or what? No. You don't want to.

35:31I'd rather earn my money on my back. Yeah. I think that makes sense. Although some days I think, oh, to be like a congressperson who can trade stocks. Marjorie Taylor Greene figured that out really quickly. She was a lot smarter than I gave her credit for. I will. And she's so interesting. There's a few people that have come forward recently who I'm like, I know you're bad to your core, but I'm agreeing with them occasionally. Or they, I feel like, I'm just wondering what, what their goal is too. Cause it's like for Marjorie, for example, to speak out against the party, like what's that about?

36:01Self-preservation. But does she think she'll get reelected? Is she even in office right now? Well, it's actually really smart. So I think her term ends soon. And then she, somebody will fill her seat after these general elections in November. she, Tucker Carlson, Massey, all of those people were the first to leave the Trump train. And it was brilliant because he has dementia, the cankles, the pedophile connection. Yeah, all this stuff, right? A lot of bruising. A lot of bruising. And so they see that he is in the lame duck, which I call the dementia duck portion of his presidency. It's not going to end well.

36:40And so they're the first to jump off the train. And so now they're positioning themselves. The reason why you're agreeing with them is not that you're agreeing with them. It's that our positions are so good. They agree with us. Trump is objectively thief, a con man, unattractive, bad at applying makeup, all of the things that cause his ego to be so fragile. But no, it's going to be a really dangerous time. But let's talk about how great it is to live in New York. Zoran's approval rating just came out. And this was the greatest thing, Mary Beth, because on the day that his approval rating came out, it's 69 % approval rating, which is unheard of.

37:22Horney, by the way, 69%. 69. A little horny. Exactly. Summertime. All the plowing that he did in the winter. Remember the filling of the holes? I remember. A lot of holes were filled. Record number, even. Record number. And so now we're at 69. But before this poll was released, the Wall Street Journal, which is a Rupert Murdoch-owned conservative rag, their headline said, Zoran Mamdani honeymoon is over. That was their story for the day. Well, now we're in a happy marriage. That's right. That makes sense. But I'm guessing the article didn't say that. No, it didn't. But I think what the difference is, now that I live here and I follow him and he does such a great job communicating.

38:01communicating. Like if you live in New York, you cannot escape your mayor communicating with you. He's always like doing collaboration posts. And he's just, my son lived with me. He's in college. He lived with me for the summer and he goes, God, mom, Zoran's everywhere. He's everywhere. And that's the way it should be. But the difference with Zoran is every time he's talking to us, he's telling us what he's doing for us directly. Hey, New York, we have this problem and here's how I'm going to fix it. Like he was talking about cooling the subway thing, using really smart people shit that he was going to do to cool the areas.

38:34And then when you hear MAGA speak, it's like what you heard of, you heard them all. I took you through that. Mad Libs or something. Yeah. And that's my take on when you actually have politicians that support and work for you, you feel good about it. Yeah. And I think what's so great and should be a wake up call to the Democratic Party is that Zoran ran on a platform. He had a graphic with five priorities of things that he wanted to do. City-owned grocery stores, free buses, child care for all. There were a couple other things. It's like he showed people what he wanted to do. And he had the, I mean, the public speaking skills, the charisma, and what seemed to be the follow through to like actually pull those things off.

39:16And now that he's in office, he is doing those things. So I think when we look at like these political consultants who are going to probably lose another election for us, and it's like, you have to appeal to the middle. You have to be centrist. You have to be moderate. It's like, no, you have to like say what you want to do and outline the ways that you are going to accomplish that. And it should be things that are going to make the constituents' lives better. Like it's not that hard. I don't, I mean, am I, do I sound crazy? No, I saw online somebody was saying with Zoran, are you telling me this whole time that this is all the politicians had to do?

39:51That it was this just to say, I'm going to do this. And it's the truth. Okay. I want to play a game with you. It's called had it or hit it. Okay. Okay. So if you like something, you'll obviously say hit it. If you don't like it, you'll say I've had it. Okay. Had it or hit it, Sophie Cunningham. I don't know who that is, so I'm going to say had it. Great job. Is she in the NBA, WNBA, the one that's like coming after? She's coming after. This is why I don't like to absorb those people's names because it's like it's bad energy. Your instinct was great. Because I've been seeing some infographics about her.

40:23Again, what is your goal, babe? Why does she care? You just want to be more famous? just make some more baskets or something. Do you know how many trans people play in the WNBA? I think zero. It's zero. And it just makes, it makes players, it makes all players less safe when you have those types of rules. And there are people who are born assigned female at birth, biological women who are athletes who have genetic and hormonal advantages just because of their genes. It's like, so what are you going to do? What are you going to do? You're going to test people's like testosterone levels or something.

40:57Do we think MAGA, and I'm just going to be pretty blunt here. Do we think that if we were in a room full of MAGA people right now watching a WNBA game and if they see six foot tall and taller black women that they aren't immediately going to say, well, that's a man. Well, that's a man. You got to check their whatever. Yeah. I mean, it's just, it's like, she's going to seek protection in a group of people that are trying to take her right to vote away, much less, you know, the basketball. Okay. Moving along. Had it or hid it homeschooling? So I, it depends. It depends on the intentions with the homeschooling.

41:32My sister's kids are unschooled, which means they get to learn what they want and they take different classes and they're in different clubs and they don't have, they don't have a normal school structure. I know. Is this like some hippie woke shit? It's, you know, it, I thought it was, but it sounds like some woke. It's a few, it's a few, there are a few hundred thousand unschooled children in the U S and I would say my nieces are all wonderful people that I enjoy being around and they're very intelligent. So I then have a niece and nephew that go to school and that's what works for their family.

42:03Which ones are smarter? Ooh, I would have to put unschooled or the schooled. You know what? I'm going to set it. I'm going to set up some sort of competition and we'll, we'll see, we'll put it to the test. Um, I think if you're like, if it's Christian values that you want to like, um, what is the word? What's the word? Like indoctrinate through homeschooling and like tell them that dinosaurs didn't exist, then I'm, it's a hit, it's a had it for me. Yeah. But hit it if it's done because you, you know, you, you don't want your kids to be in that power dynamic or something. I'm fine with that. Just a couple of follow-up questions about that.

42:36Absolutely. Yeah. Is that all the way to 18 that they're unschooled or at some point do they get schooled? So they always have the option to go to school if they want to. One of my nieces. So at like 14, you could say, I don't want to go to school anymore and I really hate algebra and that's the end of it? Well, I've never seen it done that way. It would be like if my niece at 14 was like, I want to go to school now. I want that structure. I want to see what it's like. But I have one niece who's in college now. She was unschooled. She's an artist. She took a lot of art classes and really developed those skills.

43:07And then she took the ACT, got into college to art school, and now she's doing that. So it's like it's sort of a choose your own adventure style learning, which I know would not work for most people because my sister was able to stay home with the kids and manage that. And she's incredibly smart. She has a master's in math. So I think it is really like homeschooling is nuanced. And I know there's a lot of people at homeschool with bad intentions and it's kind of scary. Yeah. And they're breeding like, you know, 14, 15 kids. Like the Duggars. Yeah, the Duggars. You know, did you watch that documentary?

43:40I don't like to go near that stuff. Oh, my God. I really love crazy Christian documentaries. I really love it. I'm watching this Mormon one right now. It's so good. See Your Lives of Mormon Wives. No, it's about a lady who goes undercover and infiltrates the Mormon camp. Jonathan, do you know Jonathan Van Ness? Yeah. He told me about it, so I'm watching it. But okay, I digress. But the Duggar documentary, so the wife gets down on the floor and they have these little booklets, these homeschooling booklets, and they teach. And it showed like a caveman with a dinosaur as its pet. And they teach that.

44:20Where do these kids end up, by the way? Where's the Duggar family? Are they in Trump's cabinet? No, a lot of them are in jail for child molestation. The older brothers molested the younger sisters, which is terrible. If it's like homeschooling and there's like no doors, Like the kids don't have doors on their bedroom. You know, just like, I don't know, like a more authoritarian style or like they do hit their kids. That's not for me. I think a more metropolitan style of homeschooling is fine. But cities just do it. Sorry. Cities do it better. Yeah. I think that's true. Okay. Had it or hit it, Trump's new wig.

44:56Oh, my God. I haven't seen it yet. But I'm going to say had it. Yeah. I don't ever want to see him again. My biggest issue with Charlie Kirk's assassination was how many photos of him I had to see in the weeks, days, weeks, months after. I don't want to see that guy on my phone. My phone's for fun stuff. That's where I look at hot people. And I want to see them and I want to like my friend's photos. Whether you're pro or anti him, I just don't put his picture in front of me, please. And for Trump, oh my God. That's his wig. More feathered. I thought it was pretty good. I mean, I hate giving credit where credit is due, but I thought they did a pretty good job with it.

45:30He got the Robert Redford. He did. He went in and he said, give me the Robert Redford. Yeah. I thought it looked pretty good. I mean, he's not very... His personal hygiene is so bad. It's bad. He doesn't blend his makeup. Rumors are that he stinks to high heaven. He's constantly farting and shitting himself. Yeah. Snorting Adderall, things like this, allegedly. Sounds like a... Just like a 20-something finance guy. Shitting his pants in. Okay. Had it or hid it, Barron Trump. Oh, my God. Well, have you heard... You've heard my... I haven't. I have a bit about Barron Trump. They told me about it.

46:00So I want to hear it. And I'm sure my audience hasn't heard it. So let's hear your bit. Oh, my gosh. It's hard for me to remember the bit. But it's something about how Trump's a bad father because all of his kids are ugly. Like he's actually bad at fathering. Yeah. Because all of his kids are ugly. And it doesn't matter who he breeds with. This isn't part of the joke, but this is the thought behind it. It doesn't matter. His genes are so bad that he will make ugly children with any woman. And Barron was kind of his last chance, but he's 6 '7", and he's balding already. So it's not looking good.

46:29Unfortunately, it's – how many kids does he have? Like 15, 16? A lot, yeah. And they're all just uglier than the one before. According to my new podcast that I just started with you mid-podcast of this, they're actually all Elon Musk's kids. Yeah, of course. So then I guess Trump can use that and say like actually they're not – actually he would probably like that because then you could say like they're not mine. Did you know that during Trump 1.0, he famously told one of his aides, because they all leaked, that he didn't want to be photographed next to Tiffany because she was fat? And then this is the family.

47:04Of all the reasons to not want to be photographed next to Tiffany. That wouldn't be in my first 100 reasons, I don't think. I agree. Okay. Moving along. Had it or hid it. Big titty, Brian. Ooh. Had it. Yeah. Yeah. Can we pull them up? Yeah. Can we pull up Big Titty Brian? You know, he told his dominatrix on OnlyFans that he wanted to be a trans bimbo slut, which I support. Of course. That's the thing that's so frustrating about it, too. I support Big Titty Brian more than Big Titty Brian supports Big Titty Brian. I support Big Titty Brian's right to transition and live life happily in whatever that looks like.

47:44That's Big Titty Brian. And the nipples so askew. See, this is what happens when you don't have access to the LGBTQ plus community. Like here, you know, the pink panties. And then, you know, it looks like he's probably going and barring some of Christy's stuff because Christy is out fucking Corey Lewandowski. Christy's new face, by the way, if I paid all that money for a new face and I got that. Yeah. I'm asking for a refund. The magnification of her is so fascinating to me. Because if you look at old pictures of her, she just looks like a Minnesota mom with that haircut. Do you know about all the old pictures of her when she was a governor?

48:23No. Well, I've only seen a few, like her little portraits. When she was governor of South Carolina, not South Carolina, South Dakota, you would think that - Even more random, by the way. Yeah. Even less impactful. Totally. So you'd think, okay, she was doing governor stuff and we know about cricket. She shot cricket. She shot cricket. Nobody talks about the goat, but she also shot their goat. But let's get all of that aside. She's a cowgirl. She's running a ranch. She's the governor, et cetera. Well, a listener messaged us that all of this cosplay that she was doing in the Trump regime wasn't new and encouraged us to dig around and find all of these other cosplays she did while she was governor.

49:07And what we found was absolutely breathtaking in its diversity and scope of what this woman accomplished and what she did. Okay. Oh, it's literal cosplay. So while she is the sitting governor, and again, I want you to imagine, listener, I want you to imagine your current governor. Here she is dressed up as a nurse, and here she is dressed up as an electrician. But wait, wait, go back. She has pigtails. Yeah. Electrician with pigtails. Female electrician too, by the way. Now think about these being advertisements for porn, like an old DHS, VHS cover. All right, now go to the next. Here she is dressed up as an accountant.

49:53And this is mid-transition. This is mid-transition from old face to new face. Yes. Right? Because this isn't where she totally landed. No. But she has the hair extensions and she's definitely got some lip filler happening. Yeah. Okay, cool. accountant. Here she is as a firefighter. What are these being used for? Where are these ending up? What's their intention? These were her campaign ads for governor. Okay. Moving along. Here we have her as a construction worker and a highway patrol woman. Here she is as a welder. Okay. Here she is as a cowgirl. Yeah. Which is one she likes to visit. Well, she's herding bison.

50:35Can you see? With her cow. I mean her horse. And here we have her. Oh, okay. So this is post gender affirming care. Yes. This is, oh yeah, no, this is more of the stuff I've seen. This is the stuff, but. The performance. Oh, meth, we're on it. This is not real. This is not real. Meth, we're on it. Mary Beth, she did a whole campaign as the governor of South Dakota to eradicate meth. And the brain trust surrounding this woman came up with the current slogan of meth. We're on it. And I have a commercial to show you. Please. Oh, cool.

51:21I'm on meth. I'm on meth. I'm on it too. So am I. So am I. I'm on meth. Meth is not someone else's problem. It's everyone in South Dakota's problem. And we need everyone to get on it. I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm on it too. Not the kids. Leave the kids out of this. So this is her, okay. That's her premier policy aside from the, yeah. I would love to see the numbers on that. how much it impacted the number of people in South Dakota that were on meth. Because to me, it's actually encouraging people to try it. That's what I think. When I was growing up, there was a anti-meth campaign that was just once or not just once.

52:11I don't remember the exact phrasing of it, but it was like, if you try it, it's never just once. If you try meth once, you're going to become addicted to it. That was very effective and it showed people, you know, strung out on meth. If I see a grandpa kissing his grandson and I'm like, he's on meth, I guess it's not that bad. Like it's not to be, so I could try, I mean, you could try it. So when I was young, the commercial was this, this was in the eighties. It was a skillet and it said, this is your brain on drugs. Yeah. This is your brain on drugs. Any questions when we're all like, oh my God, we don't want our brain to fry.

52:45And that was it. That was good enough. Of course, naturally I went to college and tried a bunch of drugs. Well, of course, not meth though. No, never. I did it accidentally once. And I don't, it was accidental because the campaign worked. I stayed away from it my whole life. But a couple of summers ago I did some MDMA and I didn't sleep for a while. And then we tested it and it did, it had meth in it. So you're on it. So meth, I'm on it. Mary Beth Barone, this has been such a treat, Such a fun way to talk about politics. Thank you for having me. I hope everybody found it therapeutic. Do me a favor and go support the beautiful, wonderful, smart, and forever saved Catholic, even though she condemns it and did a lot of Catholic bashing on this episode, particularly about that sex scandal.

53:30But that's neither here nor there. Go watch her as Grace on Amazon's Overcompensating. But the biggest thing is support her new stand-up special, Galaxy Brain. It's streaming right now on Netflix. Mary Beth, thank you so much. It's been a pleasure. I loved it. Thank you. Thank you. You have my vote. Oh, good. Thank you.