Mike 'Grindr' Johnson Humiliates Himself On-Air For Trump

0:04The MAGA regime is set up so that every single facet of the American government services, cankles, mctaco tits, the dementia ridden convicted felon president that we will refer to as kanks so that it services everything that he personally needs, wants and desires. And one thing that has always had a bee in his bonnet is the first amendment. People being able to express that we think he's terrible at golf, in terrible shape, has cankles that are unattractive, has hand bruises that are wholly unattractive. Most women, when they see him break out into eight counts of Kegels with reckless abandon, because that's how abhorrent this man is.

0:49And as you can imagine, when you are a malignant narcissist and you have such a frail, fragile ego, people pointing out the facts about you that you're trying to cover up are problematic. So that's why he wants to do away with the First Amendment. Is that not correct, Pumps? Yes, it is. But then here's the thing. He surrounds himself with people that are more organized and ambitious than he is because he wants to build his ballroom and all that. And Stephen Miller is absolutely in control of every branch of government. And he can't even tell us what he thinks because Donald Trump says, oh, you can't really hear what Stephen Miller thinks.

1:25So Laura Ingram has to go on Fox News and fucking defend this Jewish Nazi. Leave this, Laura. I mean, this is so irresponsible in this climate to call someone a Nazi and to call Stephen Miller a Nazi of all people. Let me just say we're way beyond irresponsible. OK, this is and I think it's libelous because it's malice. There's real malice and he knows it's not true. OK, so it's malice. He knows it's not true. OK, stop it right there. Calling Stephen Miller a Nazi and to say it's libelous, the defense to that would be truth. If, in fact, you can prove that he is a Nazi, you cannot be held for libel.

2:08He stands, if you put side by side the words of the Nazi regime, they are the exact same. You can, like, follow the script. Stephen Miller loves the cruelty. He loves dehumanizing people. And I would say he cannot prevent a court of law and a jury of his peers, which I'm sorry to those people that would be considered his peers, that he's not a Nazi when he talks about all the Nazi talking points. Fox News has to work overtime to try to sane wash and make Stephen Miller likable. None of it works. Every time they have him on, you have Jesse Waters trying to say that he's somehow sexy, that he's somehow attractive, that he's somehow an alpha male.

2:55Stephen Miller is 1000 % a Nazi and everyone should say it all day every day. This regime, the parallels with the Nazi regime are spot on. Laura Ingram knows it. Laura Ingram is an attorney. Everybody at Fox knows this just in the same way that they all got COVID vaccines while they aired that COVID vaccines were bad. This is a propaganda channel. This is the point. and Stephen Miller is the one that has ambitions beyond kinks and he curries favor with them and they are trying to make him more likable and it's always going to fall flat. Always because he doesn't even appear to have human emotions.

3:36And then we have, okay, so Mike Johnson, when he doesn't have his lips, I'm sorry, what's his name? Moses Mike grinder Johnson when he doesn't have his lips plastered to Donald Trump's ass or covering up for pedophiles. He goes up there in the House of Representatives while the government is shut down and he spews complete bullshit. And yesterday he said this and I had to like three times I had to listen to it. So I want to get your thoughts on it. I mean, it's it's unconscionable. Look, Look, America is built on the idea of free speech. You have the right to protest. Of course, we jealously guard that.

4:16I mean, Chip and I are attorneys. We've defended that right in the courts. But what they're doing right now is different. I mean, they are trying to incite violence. It's not funny. You don't mock a president who has already had two failed assassination attempts on his life. This is not a game. Okay. So, which is it, Mike? Do we have free speech that you as a lawyer have been defending when you're not defending your pedophile mentor? Or should people not criticize Donald Trump? Which is it? It is that they want free speech for them and for nobody else. That's right. And that only people can praise the dear leader.

4:55This is authoritarian propaganda. and the Speaker of the House, Little Moses Mike Grinder Johnson, is the most worthless man in the United States of America. And I would even go as far to say he is the most worthless man on Grindr. He is a DL Demon Queen that does all of this bullshit during the day in the name of his faith. And then at night, we all know what he's doing. Class, let's say it together. He's eating ass. All right, pumps, go along. Okay, sorry. And then you have, I mean, we're in the midst of a government shutdown, right? People are not getting paid. Although we have all this money to send to Argentina, we can't fund the government because we don't want Americans to have health care because we want to fund it in Argentina and Israel.

5:45And so, understandably, people are a little bit irritated about all the money Trump is spending on his pet projects. So here we have Josh Hawley, who I dare say is on the DL Demon Queen list. This is what his response to about people objecting to Trump's ballroom. The thing that the Libs say is credible, you know, they're talking about, oh, we have to preserve this wonderful institution. Once again, let's remember, these people burned whole cities to the ground, Laura, when they had a political disagreement with somebody else. These people don't believe in institutions. They don't believe in history.

6:21All they believe in is power. In this case, they can't stand that the people put Donald Trump in power. And now they're just throwing a fit like they are with the government shutdown and everything else. It's ridiculous. And Trump is doing the right thing. I can't wait to see the ballroom finish. Well, I think if he really wants to get get them completely, you know, just losing their minds, he should have a whole statuary garden and bring back Robert E. Lee to the statuary garden. Right. Well, that's a real knee slapper, Laura. Are you a comedian? I mean, it's unbelievable the shit they say on that network.

6:58Well, this is the, everything that he just said, everything in that whole clip was racism. When he talks about burning whole cities to the ground, he's referring to the Black Lives Matter movement. And a lot of MAGA, when they defecated in the Capitol and tried to kill the vice president of the United States, MAGA Christian Mike Pence, they said, well, we're just so mad because of BLM. And then the Robert E. Lee stuff. This is all rooted in racism. Josh Hawley knows better. Josh Hawley knows that he has to kiss the ass of this demented, immoral piece of shit, Kanks. And the indictment here to me is, of course, Fox News has been shitty forever.

7:46Laura Ingram, I mean, in my opinion, is probably a lesbian and in the closet because, I mean, doesn't she have kids? Adopted. Right. And she sits up here and talks about traditional family values and all this shit all the time. This propaganda arm and these Republicans like Josh Hawley, to me, I hold more accountable than Trump. because the enabling of everybody around Trump is what has made him feel like he is Teflon Don, the enablers of this man. And honestly, I hold the Democratic Party to account for a lot of this as well, because after what happened January 6th, we should have done what Brazil did.

8:30And we didn't. We pussed out. No, absolutely. And speaking of racism, And last week or the week before, Marco Rubio says, we're not going to have anybody in the United States that didn't mourn properly on a visa, that didn't mourn Charlie Kirk properly or ever criticized him. And you're like, what? What can you say that? And then you have Trump wanting to make the refugee program more favorable to white people, obviously. So that's why this right here, I was just like, of course Trump did this. Of course, because the U.S. government and the U.S. Treasury, that's just Trump's piggy bank. So yesterday, TMZ was reporting Charlie Kirk's memorial costs taxpayers a pretty penny to keep safe.

9:22Because we've learned the United States Secret Service paid an event company millions to secure the perimeter. So Secret Service paid millions to secure Charlie Kirk's memorial. And this is what I have to say about that. I'm fucking appalled. I'm fucking appalled. We say we can't fund the government. We say we can't help people in the poorest countries get food and vaccinations and medicine. But yet we can spend money on shit like this to honor Charlie Kirk, who was not, I remind everyone, within the government. He did not hold a government position. And this, I mean, like you have always said, Trump has made everything in the U.S.

10:05government his concierge service. And this proves to be no exception. The Charlie Kirk situation is what they wanted to be the equivalent to Nazi Germany's Reichstag fire. And they wanted to use it to erode civil rights. I think they went too high with this funeral. I think the funeral somewhat backfired because you have layers of Republicans and you have the cultists that are evangelicals that tongue talk and wave their hands up and all of that. And then you have the polite country club Republicans that vote their wallet and maybe they're Episcopalian or Methodist, but they think these megachurches are white trash.

10:48The preachers are white trash and it's a total grift. when they mainstreamed that funeral to the United States of America, we know the crowds in Oklahoma and Mississippi and Alabama thought it was cool. But nationwide, seeing all that crazy mega church Christianity, WWE style, Jesus Christ worship, I think it backfired because we don't hardly hear anything about Charlie Kirk that much anymore. And it's like it happened and they got cocky and they're going to start, you know, eroding civil liberties. And it died down pretty quickly in the news cycle. We hear crickets about Tyler Robinson. I have heard the gag order on that situation is one of the most unprecedented gag orders that legal experts have ever seen.

11:39And I think that that funeral did not play as well with like, I think you had pile or honors that were like, Oh yeah, I'm going to share poor Charlie Kirk. And this is probably like a Presbyterian or an Episcopalian, a Christian light person, maybe a light cultural Catholic. And then they turn on that shit show of a funeral and it's full tilt, mega church, evangelical, righteous gemstones, hellfire, damnation, hands waving, tongue talking, rattlesnakes going around. And it was not an attractive look. And then you have the wife acting bizarre as shit, kinks out there doing the double jerk off at a funeral.

12:17You know, it's just, so I think they miscalculated that thing. It surprises me zero that the secret service, um, was paid by all of us and this, they're going to keep robbing the piggy bank and Trump supporters whom he's ripped off, whom, um, uh, George Santos has ripped off whom, what's his name? Steve Bannon. Steve Bannon has ripped off, who Kanks rips off all day, every day with all of his online flea market full of riffraff and knickknacks. They're still going to continue to get ripped off and they're going to tune into Fox News every day and they're going to believe the bullshit that they say.

12:56And we have to keep building strong coalitions and highlighting the fissures where we see them. Like right now, Rand Paul is talking about the illegal actions. And so we need to keep amplifying that, the executions in the Caribbean. But the Charlie Kirk, I just want to go on the permanent record to say, I hate the way he was shot because I oppose gun violence. I think there should be huge gun restrictions in this country. And I think too many people die because of guns. But he was an unrepentant, racist piece of shit when he was alive. And I still have that sentiment about all of the things he said when he was dead.

13:34now that he's dead and the things that he said to the youth and makes it even more insidious to stoke tribalism when free thought and open-minded thinking should reign at colleges. So that's pretty depressing to read though, pumps. All right. Buy our book. It's called Life is a Lazy Susan Shit Sandwiches. Subscribe to our channel, like this episode, and we'll be back later with more news.

14:04Thank you.