Mystery MAGA Politician Outed By Gay DC Escort, Exposes Hypocrite

0:04Kankles McTaco Tits, who I've nicknamed Kanks for expediency. You know, Kanks tried to give a microphone a blowjob on the campaign trail. He has a cult that's deeply attracted to him, yet they probably need him to be beefed up. So his photographs are constantly photoshopped and then they're, you know, disseminated through the cult. So this headline will come as zero surprise to anyone that the Daily Mail of all places is reporting that a secret gay sex scandal explodes in Republican Party as closeted congressman who is engaged to a woman is accused of sordid double life. Let's read the excerpt.

0:59A secret gay sex scandal has rocked the Republican Party. I want to remind you, that's the MAGA Party. Right. As married men and a sitting member of Congress have been accused of sleeping with male escorts, even as their party thunders about traditional family values. In candid interviews, young, muscular sex workers in Washington, D.C. described a booming business fueled by Republican MAGA officials from state lawmakers and high-powered lobbyists to federal government staffers and at least one congressman. The revelations come as the GOP faces renewed scrutiny over its hypocrisy on homosexuality, publicly championing the traditional nuclear family while privately indulging in the very behavior many Republicans denounce.

1:59But that's not all. Pop it up. One D.C.-based male escort described having a two-year relationship with a sitting Midwestern congressman who, during that period, had multiple serious girlfriends. The 29-year-old sex worker with the boy-next-door looks described dinners at downtown D.C. eatery Butterworth's, a popular MAGA haunt, followed by late nights. He told the Daily Mail on the condition that neither man was identified. The unnamed lawmaker is closeted, cautious, and carried the weight of a public image that left no room for who he really was, the escort said. It's gotten difficult to ignore the dissonance between the man I know in private and the votes he cast publicly.

2:52He said the Republican is now engaged to a woman. Last one, another escort, a 35-year-old with chiseled features and a bodybuilder's physique, was also candid. He described officials in the federal government, a state senator and lobbyists among his clients. And so for those of you that listen to the real news, you would know that Grindr crashed at the RNC when everybody had maxi pads on their ears and were singing God Bless America and bopping around with kanks. They all left and they all got in Grindr because they all want to go secretly do gay stuff and then be horrible, awful, piece of shit hypocrites during the day and praise Jesus and vote all of this hate, anti-gay shit while at night they're going to do gay stuff with male escorts.

3:54Well, and here's the deal. It didn't crash just once. It crashed two times. And here's the thing. We have been sitting in these chairs from jump saying, if you're talking about how anti-gay you are all the time and how strong your family values are, 100 % you're closeted. And here's the thing. I couldn't narrow it down. When you're reading this, I'm thinking, okay, who could it be? Because we know, I mean, Laura Loomer outed Lindsey Graham, but he's on the East Coast. So I'm thinking, is somebody on the East Coast think Louisiana is Midwestern? Like, I don't know. It could be so many people. Well, I mean, there's no question.

4:35This was a congressman, not a senator that they were talking about. And so there's some sleuth. There's some sleuthing that can be done. We're too busy filming these IHIP newses to do it. But I know, I believe in you, patriots and gaytriots, especially the gaytriots. I believe that the loud and proud gay triads that listen to this here very podcast every day will get to the deep, dark bottom of this. Here's what we know. Midwestern congressman votes MAGA, is MAGA, has many serious girlfriends and is now engaged to a woman. You guys cast a net report in the comments section. Let's pontificate and figure this out.

5:18And here's the thing. In a normal political climate, I would have empathy for the struggle and the plight of young men and women that are born into crazy religious families. And they've had to suppress who they are. And they hate themselves. And they've gone to the pulpit. And it's this hellfire damnation. The gays are our number one agenda. We're against gay marriage. That's our number one thing. And I have empathy for a young gay person that might feel closeted and scared and might have a lot of self-hatred. When we get to this, when we get to this point where you're this brazen, where you're actively voting against something that you're secretly doing, and there's this many of them, I say, fuck them.

6:10I am so sick of the beating up on the LGBTQ plus community by white Christians. It is abhorrent. It has been decades long and MAGA has brought it back up. They talk about, oh, with these drag queens, we're so upset about these drag queens. I have breaking news. J.D. Vance is a drag queen. There are photographs of it. He wasn't a very good one, but he still goes out in drag with the smoky eye. And so Donald Trump wears, you know, I mean, no drag queen would ever dare not blend their makeup. But like, this is the biggest drag administration I've ever seen. I haven't even started on Kristi Noem, who's now doing an arts and craft project down at the border, painting the fence black.

6:53And I'm like, wait till they find out about gloves. You guys, this is, this hypocrisy is the problem. It is. It is the problem. Gay people are not the problem. them. The hypocrisy are these white, MAGA, crusty people that want to tell everybody how to live their life when they do the exact opposite. And this has always been true for me my entire life. The most religious people I've known personally have always been the most screwed up. They've had the most screwed up marriages. They're compulsive liars. They live secret double lives. It always has been proven to me that when somebody very quickly tells me they're religious, I very quickly find out that they can barely keep it together because it's not a very sustainable way for free expression.

7:46Well, here's the thing with all of this. You're 100 % right because the Christianity shames these people. It's sad. And they're told they're not good enough and they're bad and the sexual orientation is bad. So I'm with you. There's empathy there. But these people are not just a little bit mean and just ignore it. They're fucking cruel. They are cruel. Now they're trying to get into transgender records. They're demonizing transgender people. They act like drag queens are the worst thing that ever happened. And like you said, J.D. Vance, Donald Trump running around in bad drag. Never talk about guns because it's the religious poor.

8:26I mean, I can't help but think, having grown up religious, that the gay homosexuality is an easier target for them than tackling real issues like poverty, like education. It's easier for them to throw bait at this. It's low-hanging fruit. It's low-hanging fruit. And it is, what is just the grossest thing in the world is marginalizing people like that. Well, and then when you talk to these escorts, and there was a story actually before Loomer outed Lady Graham. There was a story from an escort out of D.C. that described Lindsey Graham's ass. This is on the Internet of having like little warts or moles or something in it.

9:08And Lindsey called them his ladybugs, hence the nickname Lady Graham. So that's been out quite a while. But, you know, I wonder all of this, the grinder crashing, the homoerotic images of Donald Trump, the obsession in the manosphere of talking about trans people, the obsession on Fox News of talking about masculinity. I think a lot of these people are on the spectrum with their sexual orientation. I think they're either gay, bi, like this gentleman, this congressman that the gay triads are going to find. You know, I don't know. But the thing that I want to impress upon everybody, if you live in a free country and you have consenting adults, if they happen to be two girls, if they happen to be two boys, it's just none of your business.

9:58Right. It's just simply none of your business. But I was recently engaged in a conversation with somebody, a Democrat, who said, I just hope the Democrats quit talking about trans issues. And I said, what Democrats openly talk about trans issues all the time? Because the people that I hear speaking about it the most are MAGA. The people I hear talking about drag queens the most are MAGA. The people I hear talking about gay sex the most are MAGA. These are emotionally stunted individuals. People that fall prey to MAGA are very emotionally stunted. These are not big thinkers. They are emotional R-words.

10:42That's what every single one of them are. And so you have this stunted emotional growth, which causes this type of hypocritical behavior. And MAGA, I think, is the breeding grounds for all of this closeted gay shit going on. I'm just going to point out the through line in MAGA and in the hypocrisy is the evangelical Christians. This shit needs to be exposed because they've been doing this shit for a long time. And I think it's just horrible. I think it's absolutely horrible to do this to the people who are just like women. It's just like Caroline Levitt out there bashing freedoms. And she is enjoying the freedom that so many women before her fought for her ability to stand with her hypocritical Christian cross and lie and then go home and get on her knees with her husband.

11:39I mean, her Bible. And these are morally depraved, emotionally stunted people. That's what they are. All right, that's all we have for this explosive report, and we'll see you all later.