Trump and Kristi Noem Explode After Being Obliterated By South Park

0:04McCankle's Taco Tits girlfriend Laura Loomer had a very interesting tweet yesterday Kylie popped this up. Laura Limmer tweets, what if I told you a high level official in the U.S. government had an account on a sex solicitation website and regularly engaged in swinger activity? Would anyone even be surprised? I wonder how long it will be till it comes out. A lot of things will then start to make more sense a lot, tick tock. And so would we be surprised? Absolutely not. Who do we think this is? I kind of don't think it's taco tits because if all that blood is staying in the ankles all the time, I think it would have a hard time getting to the penis.

0:58I'm no medical doctor, but I just think that maybe we could eliminate him. So I'm kind of thinking, And is it Moses Mike? Is it JD Vance? I don't know. But Laura, we're here. We're ready. Let's move along to the courage that we're seeing in the United States of America right now. We are seeing courage from people in the independent media. We are seeing courage from the makers and producers and creators of South Park. Put up this tweet. Brian Allen tweets, South Park didn't just go scorched earth. They napalmed the narrative. This week's episode has Dora the Explorer getting ice raided at her own show, then trafficked straight to Mar-a-Lago to give old men massages.

1:44That's right. A kid's cartoon character ends up massaging a geezer in Trump's Palace of Denial. Kristi Noem shoots a puppy in the opening scene. Ice raids heaven. Trump, Vance, and Satan rub elbows on Fantasy Island. And when Mackey sees what's happening, even he nopes out of the job. Okay, so let's play this clip. And I just want to remind you here, the mindset of MAGA, you guys, that is if they could send ice into heaven to remove it of brown people, they would freaking do it. And then Kristi Noem had the audacity yesterday to get on Twitter and make a statement that liberals are always making fun of conservatives' appearances.

2:33Has she checked the Twitter record, the social media record of her boss? Does she realize that on right-wing media, they're always talking about pink-haired lesbians, and they're always talking about specifically Black and brown people? and this woman has the audacity to say such a thing. And furthermore, what a snowflake. This is your policy. Stand by it. This is what happens. You wanted a chair in the hot seat. This is what happens in a free society that you're trying to make unfree. When you get on the big stage, you're open to criticism and ridicule. And if you don't like that, then maybe you should have stayed in South Dakota and continued killing puppies, if that's your big thing to do.

3:18All All right, next up, JD Vance is rather confused. Our little smokey eye sociopath is trying to play offense and it face plants spectacularly. He says, well, I finally made it. And it shows him as the little guy from Fantasy Island and the chubbiest face you have ever seen. And in reality, what he's trying to skirt the MAGA people from knowing, here is JD Vance with a bottle of baby oil. And in this scene, Trump tells Vance to lube up Satan. Okay. And J.D. Vance, your best play here would just be to ignore it. You just totally ignore this entire thing. But these MAGA men are so thin skinned.

4:08He's saying he's made it. And he's so clueless as to what happens outside of the teeny weeny low testosterone segment of Twitter, the Elon Musk side of Twitter, where they are just completely out to lunch. All right, next up, South Park roast MAGA Christians and ICE deporting brown people from heaven. You ask a triple trumper, which pumps and I have, what would Jesus do? Would Jesus deport these people? And they look you straight in the face and say, yes, I think he would. This is not that far-fetched. And so you have the creators of South Park doing what the Democratic Party should be doing right now if they weren't beholden to Israel.

4:54They would be making a crystal clear moral case about this, but they can't because they're tethered to special interests. And this is such a layup of a message. It's such a layup to go after these hypocritical Christians and just how un-Christlike they are, but they refuse to do it. You guys, it's so important that we get factual, fact-based news. And you wonder, like when you're on the internet, how on earth do I do this? And this is why I want to talk about Kathy Hochul. And she has welcomed New York, Texas Democrats who fled the redistricting vote. And you can look at two headlines to see how this gets covered.

5:36The first is from a lean left source. The headline is New York governor vows retaliation after Texas GOP's redistricting move. And on ground news, my go to app, it tells me that there is a very high factuality in this article. And if you go to the right-leaning headline, it says Democrat New York Governor Kathy Hochul vows war over GOP redistricting in Texas. And because I use Ground News, I'm able to see how much fact is in this. And it says it's mixed factuality. So there you have it right there. That's why these people that you know that are triple Trumpers start spewing misinformation and lies because they read it.

6:21It's cooked into the books. And that's why Ground News is so incredibly helpful. And you guys, because we have such a great partnership with them, we are asking you to join us by going to groundnews.com forward slash IHIP to get 40 % off the Ground News Vantage plan that Pumps and I use every single day. The best part, you guys, is they are subscriber funded and female founded. By subscribing, you're not only getting a tool we all need today, you're also supporting our work here at IHIP News. That's ground, G-R-O-U-N-D, news.com forward slash IHIP. And Kylie will pin the link right below in the show notes.

7:04And if you want to know what's on the other side of this, on the other side of this bravery and tenacity to go after this fascist regime. On the other side, we have Tim Cook of Apple. And this is a profile in cowardice, what this man did in the Oval Office a couple of days ago. Ruth Ben-Ghiott, she is an expert on authoritarianism. She calls this moral collapse in action. Play the clip. Yes, please. This box was made in the U.S., California. And this The first class comes on the horning lawn. It's engraved for President Trump. It's a unique unit of lawn. It was designed by a U.S. Marine Corps corporal, a former one that works at Apple.

7:59He's done well. Designed it for you. And the base comes from Utah and is 24 karat gold. And it sucks. Okay. Enough. This is a humiliation ritual done by a lot of dictators. So what happens when people start to form an authoritarian regime? It doesn't happen overnight. So the Trump administration has formed it. And many times the oligarchs then go to unite with the authoritarian government under the false pretenses that that unification is going to protect their businesses. But history has taught us that when corporations did this with Hitler, ultimately, these corporate leaders, business leaders were killed.

8:47And then the German government took over these businesses. The same thing has happened with Putin in Russia. You can't go a month without hearing about some CEO or business leader in Russia that's, quote, fallen out of a window. And so this is such a short-sighted play by Tim Cook, and it pisses me off for a multitude of reasons. Number one, we all buy these products. And to see this piece of shit, Tim Cook, loyal to the MAGA regime, instead of having the courage to say, you have a low 30 % approval rating. Our customers are global. And let's say 70 % of our customers are in the United States and only 30 % supports you.

9:34We're not doing this. But the fact that he's bent the knee to him is such a humiliation ritual that you see in authoritarian regimes. Further, you may remember that Trump and his evil American psycho sons, Dumb and Dumber, have been talking about Trump phones. And I just want to flag this and I want you guys to bookmark this right now. if Taco Tits, and we all know he's like 98 years old, but if he continues and he's able to usurp the elections, okay, and he stays in power for some God forsaken reason, they'll take Apple. They will take it. This is what authoritarian regimes do. These corporations are so short cited.

10:20So on the one hand, you have the makers of South Park ridiculing these titty baby, pathetic excuse for human beings that are these MAGA men. And then you have Tim Cook, who is a gay man, a gay man, a gay CEO. And he is in there kissing the ass of this administration when Pete Hegseth renamed a ship that was called the Harvey Milk because Harvey Milk was gay. This is a profile in cowardice of the highest order. And this will not end well for Tim Cook. This is such a short-sighted play and it is absolutely infuriating. And then finally, I just want to flag something that came out a couple of days ago that I thought was hilarious.

11:08Midas Touch covered this. Chris Cuomo fell prey to an AI of AOC, and it was so obviously AI with what she was saying. But further than that, right in the center of the screen, it was marked as satire or parody or AI. He falls prey to it, and he starts attacking AOC. The Midas Touch reports, Chris Cuomo deleted a tweet criticizing Democrats after falling for an obvious AI deepfake of AOC. And then he thinks that he can stay the course of his complaint against her as though he hasn't ceded all objectivity at that point. He still acts like he has a leg to stand on, go to the next. He tweets, and to nobody in particular, nothing about Hamas or people burning Jews' cars, but Sweeney Jean's ad deserve time on floor of Congress.

12:13What happened to this party? Fight for small business, not for small culture wars. This is what happens when you are so looking for confirmation bias. And Chris Cuomo expects for us to believe that he's an objective journalist. list, and he sees AI that falls for his narrative that he wants to peddle. And then he thinks he still has credibility. And I'm here to tell you guys, we cannot give these people credibility anymore. The Tim Cooks, the Chris Cuamos, we need to support the people that have the courage to stand up and fight for democracy. Okay, we're dangerously closing in on 1 million. Make sure you buy our book and I'll see you all later today.

12:59Thank you.