Trump Bashes JD Vance On LIVE TV; MAGA Influencer Says Cut Trump Off?

0:04To IHIP News viewers, and I've had it podcast viewers, I owe you all a tremendous apology. and all of the reporting on Kristi Noem and her husband, Big Titty Brian, I've been remiss in leaving out one photograph that I believe is incredibly important reporting. And I apologize. And I intend to right that wrong immediately. Please pop up the photograph. As you can see here in this photograph, we have Big Titty Brian. And I just, I completely miss this. But in the closet behind Big Titty Brian is a golden retriever. Kylie, if you would zoom in. And you can see the bewilderment, the confusion, the disappointment, the disgust.

0:51And I know that Kristi Noem is on day three or four of extended thoughts and prayers. She's blindsided by all of this. There's reporting, by the way, that she's known about it the whole time. Pretty credible reporting. But Pumps, what do you think is going through that golden retriever's mind right there? I think he's saying, I thought we were a godly family.

1:15I didn't know. I mean, here's the deal. I mean, is anybody shocked by anything going on in the gnome house after she shot her dog and goat? Like seriously? Yeah, we can't forget about the goat. All right, listen, this is hilarious. So Fox News, you know, they have to report this shit, right? And so just, this was a story on Fox in the last day or two. Play the clip. ...the post. As you mentioned, Ms. Noem has devastated, the family blindsided. They're asking for privacy and prayers at this time. For its part, the Daily Mail reports Byron Noem doesn't deny explicit online conversations, but says he never compromised national security while his wife served as Homeland Security Secretary.

1:55A sad story indeed. Well, back to you. A literally unbelievable story, Kevin. And it might be worth noting that even though this is April 1st. This is not a joke for April Fool's. What a story. And I just think it's interesting that Kevin thinks that's a sad story. There's nothing sad about it. I mean, it's, Christy Noem has been banging Corey Lewandowski forever. The sad part about this whole story is that Christy Noem was a part, a leader of the, one of the largest budgets the United States government has allotted, which is to DHS, and that she oversaw the shooting of two Americans that were peacefully protesting.

2:38That's the sad part. But Fox News has wound up because Big Titty Brian got busted with his big titties. It's just crazy. And Pubs, if you'll speak to that, how does that hit? Like your parents are Fox News viewers. How does that hit with them that, oh, it's all of a sudden there's empathy. There's no empathy for all of these human rights violations, but we have empathy for these Christian family whose husband, you know, puts on a big rack and parades around on our fans. Yeah. I think that it's probably, poor Christy, you know, that's just, it's such a bad thing. And here's the deal. I did divorce for a hundred years.

3:19Like men cross-dressing in women's clothes, particularly their wives, that is not nuanced. I mean, that happens all the time. So for Fox and Will Kane to act like they're so shocked, like this shit happens. You're just not talking about it. But in terms of my family, it'll be poor Christy, you know, but they say she's having an affair, but I guess we now know why. Running cover for her bad behavior. Gotcha. Yeah. Okay. So just in moving along with the MAGA fuckery, somebody that we have really had our eye off the ball on, of course, is Dawn Jr.'s ex-girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle. And she has been balling out.

4:01I mean, living her best life in Greece after the Trumps deported her, of course. Let's pop up the post. Kimberly Guilfoyle's glamorous new life is drawing scrutiny after she approved the construction of a$58 ,000 basketball court at the ambassador's official residents. And our producers also dug up that she spent 29K on a photographer just to arbitrarily follow around and post shit and take pictures of shit just at her leisure, just photo, professional photography on demand. So, you know, when they came in with waste, fraud, and abuse, Oh yeah. Maga, like, you know, we're going to get to the bottom of all this waste, fraud, and abuse.

4:45the end of the day, this whole movement has been about allowing people like Kimberly and Big Titty Brian and all of the oligarchs to be able to do whatever they want to do on the backs of hardworking Americans that for so many Americans, like a very high percentage, if they get a root canal, they could be bankrupt. Like it's utterly insane. And Kimberly's dropping 100k on a basketball court and photographer combined and you're paying for it and you're paying for it and elon musk has the audacity to parade around and say oh yeah there's just waste fraud and abuse when the truth is this the waste fraud and abuse is the fact that tesla paid zero dollars in income tax zero listener we simply cannot afford these bottom feeding billionaires.

5:38We cannot afford these people, their depravity and their lifestyle. I don't give a shit if Kimberly wants to do kinky shit. I don't care if Big Titty Brian wants to do a bunch of kinky shit. I don't care if Kristi Noem's fucking Corey Lewandowski. Somebody's got to do it. Might as well be her, right? I just want to shame hypocrisy. I am a hypocrisy shamer and I want to shame these hypocrites. It's the hypocrisy that drives me crazy. Yeah. You know, I thought when all this came out, Trump probably doesn't give a shit. He probably thinks that's great. I mean, why does she want a basketball court?

6:13That's what I couldn't figure out. I'm sure she's got some boy toy that's motorboating her, you know, and she's, he wants to play basketball, but here's Dementia Dawn's nickname for Kimberly. Play the clip. Kimberly. Kimberly. Kimberly. Kimberly. Now, Kimberly Guilfoyle has been my friend for a long time. I love calling it Kimberly. That's my little pet name, right? But you are the greatest. And I heard they love you over there. I hope you come back here in 12 years or whatever the term man said. Kimberly. Kimberly. Kimberly. I love Kimberly. I mean, what is he in fucking 10th grade? I mean, what's grosser is that she was engaged to his son and he's talking.

7:00It's just the whole thing is ridiculous. Okay. So at the same press conference, Trump has really been trolling J.D. Vance. And he loves to engage in these humiliation rituals. Like he'll humiliate little Marco. He'll humiliate J.D. Vance. And so here's a clip of Trump completely trolling our little smoky eye sociopath. Play the clip. The White House, including Vice President J.D. Vance. I think J.D. is J.D. here. Oh, J.D. He's lost weight. He got a little thinner. And I'm looking for a heavyset gentleman. And now I find a perfect, a perfect looking specimen. I mean, to me, that is so hilarious because he's like, J.D., J.D.

7:54He's like, you know, like you're not relevant. And J.D. Vance has tried so hard to be everything he can be to everybody in this moment, to be everything to Peter Thiel, to be everything to Trump, to try to keep the MAGA base. And J.D. Vance has written a book on Catholicism with a picture of a Methodist church on the Capitol. And so, and he's also trying to be like anti-war. Here's the thing that I know with everything in me. Donald Trump sucks at everything except for fucking people over. Right. And I know, and I believe in you, Kanks, I believe that you will sock it to J.D. Vance on your way out the door, whether it be on your deathbed or whether it be on your way to prison.

8:37I know there's no way he's going to go, oh, it's your turn. No, it's your rightful place in line. There is not a planet in the world that petty ass queen, Kanks, will ever be gracious to J.D. Vance. So I love this little casual trolling here. Here's the deal. Trump is already furious because he's been trolling him at Mar-a-Lago, like polling. He wants to back Marco Rubio because he's mad about J.D. Vance staying in the background about Iran. He's secretly meeting with Republican donors. He knows that Vance is coming up. And I agree with you. He cannot stand it. He cannot stand the thought. Do you think it's ever crossed his mind, like, you're going to get impeached and J.D.'s going to ascend to the throne?

9:20That probably infuriates him. No, I don't think he thinks that way because the Supreme Court gave him immunity and he's governed as though he'll never face accountability ever. I don't think he thinks that way and it's hard for us to imagine that, but these people are not like us. And then in conclusion, do not leave this video. You will not want to miss a second of this online funeral for Donald Trump hosted by Alex Jones. Play the clip. Well, three times the size they were before. That means heart failure. And he does look sick. And he does babble and, you know, sound like the brain's not doing too hot.

10:08And so we just cut bait on Trump and we just mobilize against the Democrats. Wow. Yeah. So, I mean, there's an online funeral that he just had for Trump. And, you know, I think it was in another video we played where he said that Trump needed to get his dick out of the beehive in Iran. And so, you know, this is something that they're really good at. So the whole cult, at least with the influencers, is kind of falling apart, right? And his independents, Latino, the people that helped get him elected aside from the cultists have all jumped ship. But he stays focused on, we have to, you know, we have to get focused on the Democrats again.

10:51And I appreciate how focused they are on that because they don't believe in anything else other than defeating democracy, defeating equality, defeating justice for all. And they're so laser focused on it that they will literally kill any chance they have at equality, kill any chance that they have of getting higher wages just to make sure Democrats don't have it. That commitment to your enemy is next level that you're willing to damage yourself for that. That really is something that I just simply cannot relate to at all. Well, you see women doing it. They're voting against their daughters. Now they're rolling out, we want to repeal the 19th Amendment.

11:30People voting against their own interests is just, that's what the Republicans do best. They truly do. But I find it interesting the way he said, we're just going to cut bait. Like that they're cutting bait. Well, I mean, here's the thing too. They have no choice but to cut bait. This guy's 80 years old. He's got dementia. He's a lame duck. Either he's going to be term limited out or he's going to croak dead. And so all of the stuff that he says, it's just Captain Obvious stuff. And so they're trying to rally the troops to whoever they want the heir apparent to be, which is going to be probably a JD Vance, or I think you could see an influencer type person like Tucker or in the next couple of election cycles, it's going to be somebody like Nick Fuentes because these people are getting worse.

12:18They are getting worse and worse. All right. That's all we have. Like, subscribe, comment. We'll be back later with more news.