Trump Breaks Down During Psychotic Cabinet Meeting

0:04The most corrupt president in the United States history continues to embarrass America. He televises his cabinet meetings. He went on for 40 minutes, nonsensical, made no sense talking about J.B. Pritzker, restaurants in D.C., all of which are lies. So there were just a couple things that he said that I wanted to bring to everybody's attention. And then we'll get into the humiliation of the cabinet themselves. They get down on their knees and grovel. It is disgusting. It's cringy. I got chills when I watched it. But first, let's listen to Kanks for day two talking about being a dictator. He's trying to ease the American people into the idea that him being a dictator is a great idea.

0:55So the line is that I'm a dictator, but I stop crime. So a lot of people say, you know, that's the case. I'd rather have a dictator, but I'm not a dictator. I just know how to stop crime. Okay. First of all, he's not stopping crime. That's a lie. Second of all, nobody's saying we'd rather have a dictator. No, that's not true. Like 21 % of the MAGA base, they want him to be a dictator. But he is trying to get everybody open to the idea, well, I mean, we have a dictator and our life hasn't changed that much. It's bananas. This is the United States president surrounded by his cabinet talking about a dictator.

1:35Okay. If that's not crazy enough. So here he goes on. First of all, he makes no sense. Okay. Play this clip of him talking about water in California. That's actually just an excuse. I actually think these people are sick. There's something wrong. So we send hundreds of millions of gallons of water a day into the Pacific Ocean. They turn a valve and the valve heads out and we turn the valve back. I actually had to do it using force. We turned the valve back and now they have water, but not as much as they should have because they should. And I'm telling Gavin Newsom by this conversation right now, turn the rest of the water on.

2:17Turn it on. Okay. Trump has no idea what he's talking about, about reservoirs and all of that. Okay. So Gavin Newsom responds, we see the same lies that were pushed yesterday months ago and in january are being pushed again today sad it is sad it is sad that the american president is this embarrassing it is sad that the humiliation of his cabinet members to make him feel good about himself they are debasing themselves all for this insecure, narcissistic man who's rotting off starting at the feet. Of course, leading us off is Christy Noem. Christy? Well, Mr. President, first of all, thank you for the opportunity to work for you.

3:07And you committed when you ran for president to make America safe again. And today, the average family and individual that lives in this country is safer than they've been in years because of what you've done. These are lies. Christy, the reason you're so happy to have this job is because you are the freaking governor of South Dakota. Who gives a flying fuck? And then you're running around on your private jets and your glam team, and you now are getting like all these new fleet of cars and you're trying to get a new jet. People are not safer. American citizens are being held in concentration camps.

3:45Other immigrants from other countries are being held without due process. We get reports every day that people are dying in ICE custody. Nobody feels safer, Christy. Everybody thinks that you suck and you're much better at cosplaying Barbie and nurse and semen and ICE agent than you are at doing your job, which you are horrible at. And then, of course, no cabinet meeting would be complete without Pam Bondi, which where are the Epstein files? You didn't give them to the oversight committee. You have not released, per a congressional subpoena, the documents that you've wanted to release. All you run around and do is kiss Trump's ass.

4:25And then you say this in a cabinet meeting. A big win. El Mayo pled guilty. And he was the co-founder of Sinaloa Cartel with El Chapo. And there's even a Narcos Netflix series about these guys. Well, now we know. Are you fucking kidding me, Pam? Pam, you can't release the Epstein files, but you can give us all tips about what to watch on Netflix. This is not a reality TV show. You are running the country. You, Pam, need to release the files. You, Pam, need to stop the weaponization of the Justice Department. This is embarrassing. Why are they not embarrassed? Okay, then here is just an absolute great one from the Secretary of Labor.

5:15I haven't stopped by the Department of Labor. Mr. President, I invite you to see your big, beautiful face on a banner in front of the Department of Labor because you are really the transformational president of the American worker, along with the American flag and President Roosevelt, because we're bringing business and labor together. And I was so honored to unveil that yesterday. And everybody is taking note of that. Yes, we're all taking note that we're living in North Korea, that we're living in a fascist administration where everyone has to kiss his ass, where he has to see a picture of his face.

5:51Is this the same president that's firing people at the Federal Reserve because he's running the economy into the ground because of the tariffs and he wants it to be somebody else's fault? So he's illegally firing people, the governor at the Board of Labor. is this the same president that fired the person in charge of the jobs numbers because he didn't like him? And then Caroline KKK Levitt says, oh, well, we might not release those statistics. I mean, dude, stop the big, beautiful face. And he sits there and he's preening like some kind of peacock or something. It's gross. The whole thing is gross.

6:29It's creepy. And he likes it. And these people just have absolutely no zero, like zero self-awareness of how embarrassing they are, how humiliating it is for them. These are supposed to be cabinet positions, secretary positions in the United States of America. And they're having to humiliate themselves, to lay their lips on the ass of a man that has cankles, that has big bruises on his hands, that makes no sense, that talks about about all kinds of things that don't matter. I might remind you, in addition to the Epstein files, what's going on with Russia and Ukraine? He has done fucking nothing.

7:12Israel is bombing Gaza, killing journalists, children. 500 ,000 people are dying because of the famine. What is he doing? Fucking nothing. He's talking about how he's going to reduce the price of drugs, 1500%. They're not paying you to get drugs, you stupid motherfucker. Why is nobody around him any more competent? This is a serious job. President of the United States is a serious job. The people surrounding him should be experts, but they're not. Bobby Kennedy, I would play the clip, but I can't listen to his voice. Trump's voice is less annoying. He's saying, well, the Pete and Bobby fitness challenge.

7:53You don't have to do it because you hit a 50 at Bedminster. What are you talking about? This man can't walk off an airplane. He can't walk with his feet in alignment. He is not well, and you know it. We see the evidence. So don't sit there and kiss his ass and humiliate yourself. Although I have absolutely nothing more that I enjoy than Robert Kennedy Jr. completely humiliating himself because he is basically responsible for children dying because of all his vaccine bullshit. But okay, here we go. This one came out of left field, even for me. Here we go. All my SEC friends in the room. Thank you for saving college football, by the way.

8:39We're all very grateful. The country just feels different. It just feels different. It feels like a dictatorship. It feels like authoritarianism. Trump saved college football. Come again. What has Trump done for college football? I know he's talked about, he's posted on Truth Social. What has he done? Has he put any limits on anything? No. What is she talking about? These are not serious people. These people are incompetent. They humiliate themselves in service of this man. And why isn't he cringed out? Why isn't he just absolutely humiliated and embarrassed with all this superficial flattery?

9:22Because he's so broken and so empty. He needs it to feel good about himself. But you could line up a thousand people to tell him how great he is all day, every day, and it wouldn't be enough. He'd still be whining about Cracker Barrel on Live Social. He'd still be picking fights with Gavin Newsom and calling him Newsom, just like a child. He would still be going on and on about how fat J.B. Pritzker is when he's bigger. I don't understand these people. The fact that Donald Trump would talk about somebody else's physical appearance is jaw-dropping. The fact that he's not surrounded by anyone that will tell him, you cannot reduce the price of drugs 1 ,500%.

10:11They don't tell him he repeats the same thing over and over again. And J.D. Vance is in there. Oh, my gosh, the tariffs were collecting so much money, blah, blah, blah. American taxpayers pay for the tariffs. Trillions and billions of dollars. Where is it? Why are we cutting Medicaid? Why are we taking SNAP benefits away? Why are we shutting down the Department of Education? If trillions of dollars are coming in, J.D., this is fascism. It's embarrassing. Anybody who watches that cabinet meeting is not humiliated on behalf of the United States of America, needs serious help because it is gross.

10:50It is watching the demise of democracy and the rise of fascism all encapsulated in one spot. It's gross. Like this video. Subscribe to our channel. Stick with us for more news. And buy our book, Life is a Lazy Susan of Shit Sandwiches.