Trump Collapses As Rally Falls Apart, Cancels Events in Temper Tantrum

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0:36When somebody shows you who they are, believe them the first time, says Maya Angelou. Well, here's about the 576th time Trump is going to show us that he is bisexual. Play the clip. I mean, these are the strongest, toughest men on earth. No women in the crowd, which is nice. But these are the toughest men on earth. So nice not having any women in the crowd. I cannot. I mean, honestly, it's hard for me to believe that he's still talking about UFC because it was such a unmitigated disaster. Here's the thing. Do you know how long that speech went on? Just that made it was rambling. It made no sense.

1:23The audience sat there. There was no big rallying cries, big hoops and hollers like he usually gets. almost two hours. Makes no sense for almost two hours. That is stunning. But he's always done this. I want to say I am no longer shocked at any of this. I'm no longer shocked that he does all this. What shocks me at this stage are the Republicans in Congress and the Senate that allow this to continue to happen. He's been doing this for 11 years. every campaign rally he did, every MAGA rally he did. Our friends, the Good Liars, would go, took him forever to get there, and then he'd start revving up, and they all started leaving 20, 30 minutes into it because they got the picture of him, and then he just rambled on like a maniac forever.

2:10It's not new. It's just so normalized. And then moving along, here he is continuing his gay fawning, and he talks about the muscles on a police officer. Play the clip. I met, I was in New York. I met a great police officer in New York, fine-nest, and he said, sir, I want to thank you. I said, for what? He said, my wife didn't think much of me very much. We were having marital difficulty, actually. She thought I was nothing. I'm a police officer. I'm a tough guy. Looked at him. The muscles were all over the place. He didn't suffer from that. Okay. So it's just this, this part is the part that's really been escalating Ever since he did the microphone on the blowjob and spoke about Arnold Palmer's penis on the campaign trail, I was like, hmm.

2:59I remember the Kim Jong-un stuff, we'd fallen in love in Trump 1.0. And I was like, that doesn't seem very alpha. That doesn't seem very like Joe Rogan toxic masculinity on brand, but whatevs. But now that he's in his deathbed confession era, he continues to talk about how hot men are. But then I start thinking, why is MAGA tolerating this? And then I go over to Fox News, specifically the five. And Jesse Waters does the same kind of stuff. So I think this might be a feature, not a bug, of MAGA men that talk about MAGA, talk about muscular men all the time. You know what always rings in my head now when Trump says shit like this is AOC, when she was questioned about a gay president, she goes, we may have already had one.

3:46And I'm like, because they know, like we're figuring it out because of the confessions coming. But it obviously, I mean, he plays Phantom of the Opera over the loudspeaker of the White House. Come on. Yeah, I mean, definitely a queen behavior. All right, here he is. Here's the guy with the nuclear codes moaning. Play the clip. And she gets her. And the mother's screaming, darling, I love you, darling. And the father's looking. saying she has no chance. And she's like this, you see, drops him. And she's like devastated for the rest of her life. Okay. I've seen him do this now like six or seven times.

4:31And again, I expect him to do it. He'll do it 10 more times because he's like a four to five trick pony. You know, I won the 2020 election by a lot. The Democrats are radical scum. everybody's against me and all of these hot men with muscles you know that's like those are his four tricks so he's going to do this again and again what bothers me about a lot of this is that either well several things corporate news doesn't ever really cover this this would typically if obama stood over and over moaning like this this is his he's trying to attack a trans weightlifter in this argument. But to me, it looks like he likes moaning and he likes doing this thing.

5:14If any other president did this, you know, like Jake Tapper wrote a whole book about the mental fitness of Joe Biden. And I am going to say this, when you run for the big boy seat, expect big boy criticism. What pisses me off about Donald Trump is how he is able to do all this batshit crazy stuff with zero criticism from the press. All right, so let's set the press aside. Now let's focus on all of the sanctimonious MAGA voters that talk to us about all of these abstract things. Well, you know, I just like that he really loves America and I really like that he's a strong patriot and I'm a real family values voter.

5:57None of those things you can legislate. None of them. All of these things are distractions from delivering for the American people materially. And so my message to everybody is on top of all of this is this is a sideshow. And all of the people at this stage, Trump is Trump. I'm not even get that pissed about it anymore. I'm far angrier with the Republicans and the corporations and our fellow citizens that see that shit and support that. That's far more maddening to me than the most predictable people behavior on the planet, which is that, which is the behavior of Donald Trump pumps. It was just yesterday.

6:35I said, tomorrow we're going to wake up. He will have said and done crazy shit, rinse and repeat and on and on and on again. He will go do another two or three hour rally, Angie. And we can't, we can't go, oh my God, I can't believe he did that because this is what he does. What we need to be shocked about is I can't believe the media, right? Where's Jake tappers reporting on this uh where are the all of the oligarchs down with all of this because this is brand damaging support of this is brand damaging no i completely agree and i just thought it was interesting when he's doing that the chiron said trump talks the economy iran and the midterms and i'm like i didn't even notice that yeah that's the chiron trump talks economy and iran and pa None of that happened at that rally.

7:32Here's what it needs to say. Trump talked about hot men, moaned like he was faking an orgasm, and made an ass of himself in full-blown display of dementia. That's what it really needs to say. Now, of course, that was a Fox chyron, but here's the issue. Even more serious news organizations don't really... This should be the top story. Trump has rambling, incoherent rally where he begins, continues talking about how hot he thinks men are, glad women weren't at the rally, all sorts of shit. And here he is. This is like a real window into his soul. You know, a lot of the people that vote for him, they think he believes in something.

8:16They genuinely believe like they feel seen and that this billionaire criminal from New York City, sees them, hears them, and is going to deliver for them. But he doesn't believe in anything at all. And here he is talking to, I can't remember the journalist, but here's why Kevin, who's a great social media influencer, clipped this up. And here's Trump saying that he only signed the Iran deal because Emmanuel Macron invited him to Versailles. Play the And he had the biggest people in Europe there and beyond. I mean, some people in Versailles. And I was sort of not going to do it, but he knew my weakness because I think Versailles is one of the great places.

9:03What's your weakness? Like places like Versailles. Okay. So here's what I want everybody to realize regarding this. Emmanuel Macron said, okay, we've got to get a peace deal. He likes gold. The most gold palace of Trump's dream, like the biggest wet dream of all of Trump's interior design machinations into one place is the Palace of Versailles. So Macron didn't even have to consult a psychologist like the Iranians did. He's like, hey, we don't typically do this, but you're so awesome. You're so great. You're such a great decorator and you understand architecture so much. I was thinking you signed the Iranian MOU at the Palace of Versailles special state dinner.

9:54And Trump admits that he knew my weakness. My weakness is places like Versailles. So then transfer this to Vladimir Putin, to the Iranians, and see how easy it is. This is American weakness. this man has a shock collar around his neck and all it takes to shock him are hot men and gold gilded interior design projects that's it that's the list and you can get whatever you want in the american people to suffer you can just go here's a gold you know gold this gold that not to mention all the in the new book that dropped perhaps we haven't even talked about about him about him spray painting and super gluing all of the gold shit which is not surprising at all and stealing shit from melania's room little klepto the thing is i mean of the and now he has a room where he just towards i mean if it that book by the way he has a room where he hoards now he has a room that he takes all the trinkets that he doesn't want anybody else to have and he has a room my guess is those those items will disappear when after he leaves well he's a klepto he's a What do ugly shit?

11:04You know, perhaps remember my grandmother, Mama Worth when she was in the nursing home. So she's died, listener. But when she was in the nursing home and her whole every day was about stealing shit from the other people in the nursing home. And she stole like their pajamas and pillows and all this stuff. So I go to see her one day and she's like, hi, darling, I got this wheelchair for you. You just take it straight to your car. You just wheel it right by the nurse's station and just put it right in the back of your car. And I was like, okay, Mama Worth, I will. Of course, I take it to the nurse's station like my grandma stole another wheelchair.

11:38But when I say he's in his deathbed confession era, I mean it. This is deathbed shit. He needs to be in the memory care wing of a federal prison. Agreed. And instead, the Republican Party is showing us who they are. Donald Trump is showing us he's a bisexual. Donald Trump is showing us he's a wannabe decorator. Donald Trump is showing us he's weak. Republicans, both the administrators, the politicians, and the electorate are showing us who they are. They are people that are so morally bankrupt that they support this shit. All right, listener, you know that feeling when you walk out of a doctor's office and you think, wow, they made me feel so much better.

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13:39And Pumps, do I have something for you. So for those of you longtime listeners, you know that we have a couple of obsessions. Number one is, of course, Matt Schlapp and his wife, Mercedes Schlapp. Matt Schlapp is the chief of CPAC or some right-wing circle jerk. And he goes around all these conferences, gets all liquored up, and grabs the penises of other conservative men. We here at IHIP News want to advocate for conservative penises. We think all penises should be safe, unlike MAGA, where they want penises unsafe. Another one of our favorite horses to drag out and beat is the girlfriend of Kash Patel, country music sensation, Alexis.

14:23Wilkins. Pop this up. Alexis Wilkins tweets, what a great honor to be part of the 250th birthday of this great nation. RSVP now, and it's a picture of her singing. And I just want to remind the viewer why we're so interested in Alexis Wilkins, because the director of the FBI, when he is the sitting director of the FBI, this isn't his fiance. This isn't an elected politician, this is his girlfriend, girlfriend, not wife, girlfriend, tweets this on his social media. The disgustingly baseless attacks against Alexis, a true patriot, and the woman I am proud to call my partner in life are beyond pathetic.

15:09She is a...

15:18this is really tweeted this she is

15:24okay i gotta get through this she is a rock solid conservative and a country music sensation

15:35who has done more for this nation than most will in 10 lifetimes. I'm so blessed. She's in my life. So Alexis responds after she tweeted that she's going to be the headliner at the 250th birthday because per her boyfriend, she has done more for America than most Americans have in 10 lifetimes, not two lifetimes, 10. And she's not some Americans, not some Americans, most Americans. So I mean, the uber patriotism coming out of Alexis Wilkins. And on brand, she's super thin skin, like all of MAGA. Here's her response, pop this up. She says, let's just get a few things straight because this is long overdue.

16:26I have been a country music artist for years now. I have had a successful career in both music and commentary and strategy. People don't get to negate that for clicks or headlines. I was invited to sing this anthem on my own accord as I have been many other places throughout my career. Number two, I'm not accepting payment for this great honor. And number three, the Freedom 250 entire celebration is on a fundraising arm. Neither UFC nor any national mall celebrations are taxpayer funded. You would think as a journalist, this would be something she would know or at least look into. I am no longer accepting false narratives and total sham accusations that diminish my hard work and earned accomplishments.

17:16So please expect this kind of response to continue. And what I have to say, Alexis, is I agree. We should no longer accept false narratives and total sham accusations like the one that came out of the guy that you have to screw every single night to be able to be a performer at this 250 year birthday. I'm calling bullshit that you've done more for America than most have in 10 lifetimes. It's an extraordinary claim and it requires extraordinary evidence. I had never heard of you until your boyfriend embarrassed himself and you and your relationship with that ridiculous tweet. Here's the thing. She's a strategist now too?

18:03I had no idea. Wait, let me check my notes here. Commentary and strategy, both music and she's a, she does commentary and strategy. Okay, got it. And you can't negate, you cannot negate that for clicks pumps. No, I won't. I won't. I will just say that in response to this, I was reading a bunch of people's replies on the internet. I guess on Spotify, she has 6 ,000 listeners. I could get on Spotify and sing and find 6 ,000 people on the globe. 6 ,000 hipsters would immediately sign up for you pumps. Are you kidding me? Yeah, immediately. This is not a super career accomplishment like this here's the deal we all know why she's with cash patel number one private plates number two she gets to be a country music sensation that's so patriotic that she's going to prance her up ass out there on the 250th stage because they couldn't get any one else oh you forgot about vanilla ice oh kid rock i'm sure he was available here's what i think because i i think about this a lot.

19:11I think the like MAGA that want this world, I think they should have to only can watch white people sports, which is I guess the UFC and know of the hot Latino or hot ethnic looking men that Trump hits on at the UFC fights. They have to be out in a different thing. And their only entertainers can be Alexis Wilkins, Vanilla Ice and Kid rock. I agree. Adley Greenwood, because Trump posted recently that he was the greatest. Is he still alive? Lynn Greenwood? Yeah. Is he still alive? Here's the deal. Everybody's going on about, I'd love to be an American or I'm proud to be an American. That's his best song.

19:50Trump loves it. It's the exact same song. I love to be Canadian. It's the same words. They just slip American to Canadian. So I just wanted to make sure everybody knew that. I did not know that. thank you for that little tidbit all right please like subscribe comment and we will be back with more hard-hitting news regarding these freaks