Trump Exposed as "Having Only 3 Months Left" and Mike Johnson in Full Blown Panic

3 Aug 2026 · 19 min · 10 chapters

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In short

The episode is a heated political rant claiming Mike Johnson (“Moses Mike Grinder Johnson”) is a religious extremist who panics, is submissive to Donald Trump, and hides “secrets,” while blaming him for policies like cutting 40% of constituents’ assistance and supporting corporate interests. The host argues prayer doesn’t stop gun violence and criticizes Johnson’s stance against making child marriage illegal, plus his alleged conflicts with Pope teachings on welcoming immigrants. A key example is a clip where conservative pundit Dave Rubin warns Trump may have only three months left. The episode then attacks DNC chair Ken Martin, claiming Democrats won’t fight fascism and are too tied to corporate PAC money, citing his “final 95 days” quote.

Guests

none clearly identified by name in the transcript; it mainly features the host(s) and referenced public figures (Trump, Mike Johnson, Dave Rubin, Ken Martin, Chuck Schumer, Abdul Al-Sayed, Haley Stevens).

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Mike Johnson's Controversial Leadership

0:58 to 1:30

Discussion on Mike Johnson's controversial actions and beliefs.

“Discounts not available in all states or situations.”

The Impact of Prayer on Politics

1:30 to 3:17

Exploring the influence of prayer and religion in political discourse.

“the speaker of the house you know we refer to him on this channel is little moses mike grinder johnson this guy is a religious whack job that has a lot of secrets and argue a lot of skeletons in his closet, pun intended.”

Critique of Mike Johnson's Policies

3:17 to 6:06

A critical look at Mike Johnson's policies and their implications.

“So if he's going to sit there and say prayer solves everything, I just would have him look at the gun situation.”

The Trump Impeachment Discussion

6:06 to 7:46

Analyzing the potential for Trump's impeachment and the political landscape.

“And look no further than to Moses Mike Johnson.”

Democratic Party's Current Challenges

7:46 to 10:40

Addressing the challenges faced by the Democratic Party today.

“This is an indictment on all of the people who still support him, whether they work in government or they live next door to you.”

Democratic Party's Current Challenges

13:23 to 14:20

Addressing the challenges faced by the Democratic Party today.

“And so when you go to the grocery store and you just have the normal, boring, mundane laundry soaps, I'm like, isn't there something better?”

Ken Martin and Democratic Party Critique

16:17 to 16:46

Discussion on Ken Martin's performance and the state of the Democratic Party.

“I think he sucks and I think he needs to go.”

Democratic Donors on Strike

16:46 to 19:34

Exploring the implications of major Democratic donors withdrawing support.

“The Democrats' biggest donors, aka the star of our show, Democrats' biggest donors have gone on strike.”

Gaslighting and Political Messaging

19:34 to 21:46

Analyzing the disconnect between the Democratic establishment and its base.

“All the corporations like Republicans because the Republicans will bend over for them every which way to Sunday.”

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22:44 to 22:58

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1:35the speaker of the house you know we refer to him on this channel is little moses mike grinder johnson this guy is a religious whack job that has a lot of secrets and argue a lot of skeletons in his closet, pun intended.

1:54All he knows how to do is neuter himself, hand his balls to Donald Trump. And then he Christian signals when he doesn't stand up for marginalized people. He thinks if he just throws out God or throws out Jesus or God woke me up in the middle of the night and said, wake up, little buddy, you're Moses. He thinks everything will be okay. Well, here he is. This is like textbook religious psychosis. Play the clip. Repeatedly say you exceed the expectations of the pundits. They still don't understand the power of prayer. That's right. And look, I've been openly saying this. I told a big gaggle of Hill Press reporters yesterday at an event.

2:32I said, listen, this is a this is a God thing. It really is. And we have intercessor prayers who are on the ground at the Capitol praying each of these things through. My colleagues know that they know I believe that. and we're watching it happen. It's nuts. Just absolutely bonkers. When I hear the power of prayer, it just, it goes all through me because if prayer worked, we would not have gun violence. I would not pick up my phone every day and get different stories about mass shootings, particularly in school, because we have done nothing as a government to curb the use and accessibility to guns, but we have fucking thrown prayer out all over it.

3:18So if he's going to sit there and say prayer solves everything, I just would have him look at the gun situation. And then another thing that makes me so mad is this guy goes on and on about God and Jesus. Yet when he is faced with, you know, Bible scripture from the fucking Pope, it's probably bad to put those two together, an F-bomb and the Pope. He argues that the Pope is wrong, that welcoming our neighbor and helping all of the people that come from other countries, he argues with the Pope that that's wrong because he wants to take an Old Testament view. So I have absolutely zero respect for Mike Johnson.

4:01He is the same person that has thrown 40 % of his constituents off assistance. He is the same person that went in on a backroom deal to build an AI center in Louisiana that is going to take more electricity than New Orleans. He is a bad actor. He is full of shit. But why is he monitoring his son's poor and why is he doing it back? And what is so what's such a secret and so dark in him that he is able to minimize everyone and everyone's needs to for proximity to power and for Donald Trump? He makes me sick. He is one of many. Moses Mike Grinder Johnson is one of many. I know swaths of Christians just like him from Oklahoma City, that this sect of Christianity is cruel by nature.

4:57It is racist by nature. Empathy is seen as a character defect and not an attribute. These are sexually repressed people that are highly preoccupied in the sex lives of others. Furthermore, their religion is so toxic, this sect of Christianity, that they know it on some level. So that's why they're constantly recruiting and promoting and proselytizing to others because they think, OK, if I can get everybody to think the way I think, this won't feel so weird. This won't feel so bad. Because obviously, this man, Moses Mike Grinder Johnson, he does not care about other human beings. He does not care about the people of Louisiana.

5:39He doesn't care about little girls that were raped by the president of the United States best friend and allegedly per Katie Johnson, the president of the United States himself. This sect of Republicans, these are the ones across legislature to legislature, state from state that have a hard time voting to make child marriage illegal. So I'm going to say it again, and I say this all the time. MAGA is an anti-family, pro-pedophilia death cult. And look no further than to Moses Mike Johnson. Every single chance he can get, he is going to vote for corporations. What do corporations do? Corporations exploit people.

6:22And he is an exploiter, and he Christian signals to cover for it because he's not a big thinker. He's a cultist. We have a cultist who is the Speaker of the House. And moving along, we have conservative pundit Dave Rubin, and he warns Hannity that Trump may only have three months left for the clip. Really better understand that it's not that Trump has two and a half years left. He may only have three months left. That, in essence, is where we could be. Good point. If if the Republicans lose the House and lose the Senate, well, first of all, they lose the House. He's going to get hung up in impeachment.

7:00He will likely not be impeached. But meaning we will end up with. Oh, he'll be impeached. No, no. Well, he'll be in the House. Right. No, no. He'll be impeached. But he probably won't be removed from office. They're not going to get enough votes in the Senate. No, he wouldn't be removed because of the aforementioned little Moses Mike Grinder Johnson is one of thousands of dipshit Republican men who are submissive wives, who can see the president post all this crazy shit. I'm Elvis. I'm Jesus. I'm all this stuff. And there isn't a bridge too far. At this stage right now in MAGA, at this stage in this fascist takeover, Trump is Trump.

7:38He's always been an asshole. This is not new. This is not new to the people of New York. He's always been a prick. He'll always be a prick. He'll die a prick. History books will record him as such. This is an indictment on all of the people who still support him, whether they work in government or they live next door to you. Anybody who supports this man at this stage is an emotionally broken, emotionally stunted twat. That's what we're dealing with right now. This is a cult and he should be impeached. He shouldn't have won again. Merrick Garland was pussed out. He should be in prison. And we still have to cover all this shit because we have all of these broken men with all of these secrets and their secrets ricochet out and have captured the whole country.

8:26And we're all hostage to these broken men right now. Well, and I don't think it's any coincidence that Mike Johnson has stood in front of cameras at the House of Representatives at those ridiculous press conferences he has to rah-rah and he keeps saying over it, well, we're going to win the midterms. The Republicans are going to win the midterms because if we don't, Trump is going to be impeached. And it's like, if you had a president that was not committing crimes on a daily basis, that wasn't pay to pay pardons, that wasn't committing more crimes, it is only when Trump is president that we have midterms where, yes, the balance of power shifts in the House, typically for the out-of-office party.

9:12But unless it's Trump, you never hear of impeachment because the crimes are so blatant and they're in plain sight. Yes. And this is just a real indictment on this megachurch Christianity. I agree. But Riley Gaines, the Moses Mike grinder Johnson, the Caroline Levitt, the ones that Chris, this is a real indictment on their brand of Christianity. You never hear them talking about what they believe in. You only hear them punching down. You only hear about them saying, beating up on poor people, trans people, gay people, women, liberals. And here's the fundamental difference. I think all of these people are nuts.

9:55I don't want to have dinner with them. I don't want to have a phone call with them. I don't want to ride in the elevator with any of them. But I want them to have health care. I want any of these MAGA voters in rural America that are making$7.25 an hour that have been abandoned by both parties because both parties are too busy servicing corporations. I want you to have a higher wage. I'm not just some heartless person that doesn't believe in the advancement of society, even though I fucking hate people. I love humanity. And so that's the fundamental difference between conservatism and progressivism.

10:29And liberalism right now, in my opinion, is more teetering on conservatism because you have all of this neoliberal movement that continues to align with corporations and isn't lifting up working class people. And I'm ready for the Democratic Party to return to the party of FDR. And FDR did everything that he did, highly regulated capitalism, to save it. Because he knew that if it ran amok, then it would be exactly where it is now. And the Republicans knew it was so popular. Everything that we're still seeing right now to this day was all set in motion decades ago because they couldn't stand it that FDR had four terms and that all of his policies were so popular and they have been vigilant and hyper-focused and played a long game.

11:21Meanwhile, the Democrats throw up with fingernail clippers to these machine gun fights and we're up against Moses Mike Grinder Johnson, which should be a layup to eviscerate. I mean, this guy is not a serious person. He needs like deep psychiatric deprogramming and care. All right, let's move on to another crazy person. Oh, I've got it. Ken Martin. Ken Martin, the president of the DNC, literally has the easiest job on the planet right now. If you're if you are the chair of the DNC, you literally every single day walk out and say, we're not taking corporate PAC money. These corporations are funding fascism.

11:57Shame on Apple. Shame on Amazon. Shame on Walmart. Shame on all of these people, Elon Musk, the biggest immigrant welfare queen on the planet. Are you kidding me? More than likely committing crimes with Doge, getting all of our money because this guy's so broken, tripping balls on ecstasy or ketamine every chance he can get running around with a black eye. It's easy. You could just go, we do it every day on the, just tune into IHIP News. This is what the DNC chair should be doing. Well, here he is. Here's a video. I have Ken Martin play the clip. We enter these final 95 days until this election.

12:38Democrats refuse to overlook any district, any state or any region. So help me, God, I refuse as a chair of this party to surrender a single county, a single precinct or a single vote to the Republican Party without a fight. OK, so what's your fight? What's your fight, Ken? What's your fight? You didn't release the autopsy until you were bullied into doing it. Um, we're, we get all these, you're barely doing any press. Nobody wants to give the Democrats any money because everybody's pissed that democratic leadership is playing fatty, patty cake with fascism with fascists. I don't know about you guys, but I'm looking for ways to spice up my life, like in every decision that I make.

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16:43Put up the next story. Put up the next story. Perfect segue pumps. The Democrats' biggest donors, aka the star of our show, Democrats' biggest donors have gone on strike. Donors have shunned the Washington establishment and Democratic fundraising groups are lagging behind Republican counterparts. This is easy. This is the easiest thing on the planet. Why are they lagging behind? Because we don't have an opposition party. You have video of Chuck Schumer three months ago saying, my job as Senate leader is to make sure Israel gets every cent that we can shuffle to them. What are you talking about?

17:22Nobody wants our money going to Israel. We don't. Have you tried to fly lately? There's barely enough air traffic controllers in the richest country in the world. I'm so tired of seeing state after state that won't raise the minimum wage. There are Americans making$7.25 an hour while Elon Musk went from like being worth $2 billion to$1 trillion. It's just utter insanity. It's insane how detached the Democratic Party is. It's unbelievable. And then you have a perfect scenario right now in Michigan, and the primary is tomorrow, a wonderful candidate named Abdul Al-Sayed running against a shitty, horrible, awful candidate who's going to sock it to him, Haley Stevens.

18:12Have you seen that video of her? Anyway, my problem with Haley Stevens is not her accent. If she wants to say I'm going to sock it to him or whatever, you know, whatever. 40 to$60 million in AIPAC money. I'm sorry. It's the patronizing way that that is then projected on the electorate. Oh, I'm for the people. I'm Haley Stevens. And then, OK, how much money have you taken from APAC? Sixty million dollars. And then we're supposed to go, oh, like they think we're maggot. They think we're dipshits. It's such a patronizing message to send to a very well-educated electorate that knows what the problem is.

18:53And the Democratic base knows the problem are the corporations. We know that Hakeem Jeffries, Cory Booker, Kristen Gillibrand, Chuck Schumer, and on and on and on are bought and paid for by the same corporations that are funding MAGA fascism right now. So it's the patronizing tone that they treat us. Well, we don't want this seat to go to go blue, to go red. If Abdul Al-Sayed wins, he can't win the general. Well, corporate Democrats can't win a general. Did you see what happened in 2024? So that argument doesn't work. It's the patronizing way that the Democratic establishment treats its base that pisses me off more than anything.

19:34And it just would be so easy right now because we have to do something really big because we're not going to be able to raise as much money as the Republicans raise, period. We're just not. All the corporations like Republicans because the Republicans will bend over for them every which way to Sunday. The Republicans are all prostitutes, right? So how do we change the narrative? How do we capture the electorate? We do reputational brand damage to whether it's a Republican, a Democrat or an independent that is taking that kind of PAC money. We make it so toxic that it's the equivalent of the candidate eating another human being, pure cannibalism in a Nazi uniform.

20:14That's what it needs to feel like. And we can do that via messaging. Haley Stevens taking$60 million in no way, shape or form ever means that she's going to give a flying fuck about the people of Michigan, especially the most marginalized. Look at how AIPAC treats marginalized people in Palestine. I mean, it's just it's the patronizing manner that the establishment treats the electorate that pisses me off the most. Well, I feel like with under Ken Martin's leadership and for a long time, the Democratic establishment has said, I'm going to pee down your leg, but I'm going to tell you it's raining because they don't listen to the base.

20:56The base makes it perfectly clear where they want their money to go, how they want health care, wages, all the things, foreign policy. You don't it is all out there in the open. And the Democratic establishment says, oh, we're for the worker, but they're really not. You know, we're going to help the military, da-da-da-da-da. But then they just kind of lay back and lay back. And then lo and behold, the leaders of the Senate is like Israel and the United States. Israel's number one. So it's just like, if you're going to ignore what we want over and over and over again to choose what you want, then what you're doing is gaslighting.

21:40And that is, to me, no different than what Donald Trump does. It's you're exactly right. A hundred percent right. All right. I'm still on vacation, but now I've, I've segued to the working portion of my vacation. I extended my trip because I didn't want to return to the United States, but I missed pumps and I missed all of you all. So, um, make sure you buy my book. I don't have it with me because I'm abroad and subscribe to our channel. And we'll be back later with more news.

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