Trump Gets Owned By Putin and Fox News Goes Woke in On-Air Meltdown

0:04Kankles McTaco Tits is heading to Alaska to meet with Vladimir Putin. We have some leaked footage right now of what Trump is planning to say to Vladimir Putin. This is an iHip News exclusive. Kylie, play the clip.

0:26Kylie, how did that? Oh my God, we are good conservative women. How did we get such footage like that? What is that filth, Pumps? That filth is the president of the United States simulating a blowjob on a microphone. He seemed very familiar with how to perform. Right. I got the distinct impression it was a swallow job. I got the distinct impression that that wasn't his first time to do such a thing. Well, he's met with Vladimir Putin in private before. He certainly, certainly has. So as we all know, Trump is the weakest foreign policy president this country has ever seen. He's going to go to Alaska and Vladimir Putin will put a leash, a ball gag in his mouth, a la Pulp Fiction style, and walk him around if you get my drift.

1:19All right. Next up, here is Kinkles the day before he leaves for Alaska, lying and making shit up in the Oval. Play the clip. Life more affordable for American seniors, and we've ended Biden's inflation nightmare. So we had the worst inflation in the history of our country. And now our inflation is down to a perfect number, a beautiful number, hardly any at all. and yet our country's taking in tens of billions of dollars and trillions of dollars, actually trillions of dollars in tariffs. And you know all about it. It's been amazing. They say, why are we taking in so much money? Last week they found$29 billion and they couldn't figure out where it came from.

2:05I said, check the tariff shelf. And they said, how did you know that's where it came from? We're taking in billions and even trillions of dollars in tariffs paid by other countries who, frankly, were taking advantage of us for many, many years. And they were doing that to us, but our people didn't know. Pause it and leave this up. Of course, everything that just came out of his mouth is a total lie. This is a person that is in advanced cognitive decline. I believe his age is something like 94, 95 years old. He lies about being six foot three. He's actually 5 '10". He lies about weighing 215 pounds.

2:44He's actually probably 350, 400. He cannot blend his makeup. But here's what the community note says. Tariffs are not paid by other countries. They are paid by the importing company. Tariffs are often passed on to consumers. Inflation is spiking. Everything that comes out of his mouth is a lie. His number one goal is to hire sycophants that will bend over and do whatever he wants. And if he says, make me an inflation report that says inflation is perfect and make me a big, beautiful chart, that person will do it. Because we have morons and idiots and Nazis and racists and fascists running the government.

3:27These are all betas that are doing whatever that demented 98-year-old man wants them to do. This is a public display of beta males on full display of the United States of America. There were so many lies in that statement. I cannot believe people were not breaking in like the reporter. No, that's not right. Inflation is up. The numbers prove you're lying. They just let him get away with it. And here's my question. If we are making so much money, trillions of dollars in tariffs, why is the deficit skyrocketing? Why are you cutting tens of millions of people off Medicaid, taking food out of people's mouth?

4:14If your economic policy is so great, why are the American people going to pay more for products? Because you're fucking lying. And I want to go on the permanent record and say, I think Donald Trump, in my opinion, When he leaves office, should we ever get that lucky, he will have pocketed so much money that belonged to the federal government, whether it's gold cards, a kickoff. I mean, he is robbing the Treasury, in my opinion. Well, and he's also a communist. He's also now having the United States government invest into companies. And if a Democrat did something like this, I mean, Fox News would be full blown flatline.

4:56I mean, I don't know that there's enough ER docs that could resuscitate them. Moving along, speaking of Fox, their feelings are very, very hurt about some statements made about Governor Abbott. And it appears to me here that they're going a little woke. And I thought this was the fuck your feelings crowd. Play the clip. Congressman Greg Abbott, who is in a wheelchair and Newsom says he rolled over for Trump. That's almost as bad as Jasmine Crockett calling him Governor Hot Wheels. You know, we asked for a statement and Newsom's office said something flippant like, you know, you're so woke, he'll get over it.

5:35Abbott will get over it. Your response to that? They can't handle it. They can't handle it when somebody does to them what they've been doing to half the country for decades. They cannot handle it. It's not congressman, it's governor. Good for Jasmine Crockett for calling him Governor Hot Wheels because here's the thing. We are dark woke right now. All right. We are, when it comes to criticizing and bullying the right, if you're fat, we're going to call you fat. If you're in a wheelchair and yet you're voting against the rights of people in wheelchairs, then we're going to call your ass out. We are done being nice to you.

6:13We are absolutely done with it. So get ready. Fuck your feelings crowd, because your feelings are about to get eviscerated. We're just getting started. We have had it. You guys are pathetic. Fox News is a nonstop lying machine for dumb people, dumb people that are so intellectually lazy that they will not listen to the objective truth because they don't have the thinking skills to resolve it, to form their own thoughts. So you have all of these sycophants and all of these just traitors to democracy, traitors to the ideals of the United States of America that work at Fox News, which is foreign owned, by the way.

6:54And they bend over for that cankles, mctaco tits of all people. It is absolutely pathetic. Governor Gavin Newsom said, yeah, we rolled over. Get over it. Fuck your feelings. Get ready for it because there's more coming. Well, I completely agree. And my first thought was you put a fascist in power so you could say the r word and now you're mad about rolled over and here's the thing we've traveled in texas texas residents call him everybody calls him hot wheels i mean everyone does we did we did shows in dallas and austin in uh houston houston everybody calls him hot wheels everybody jasmine crockett just said what everybody said he's a dick he's a pussy he's an evil motherfucker.

7:40He absolutely is. So he hates women. He hates kids. He loves guns. He wants to kiss Donald Trump's ass. He wants to incarcerate women that are trying to receive healthcare. He wants to prosecute physicians that are trying to help them receive healthcare. He's a homophobic, racist, sack of shit. Get ready. Fuck your feelings. It's coming right back at you. We're going to start boomerang boomeranging that stuff. All right. Next up, some delicious news. Please put up the chart. So here is a poll where a recent Pew poll where Trump is underwater with every demographic, total underwater with all groups, 60 percent with men, 56 percent disapprove of Kankle's McTaco tits.

8:30If you want to know why they're all up in arms about liberal white women, because he's underwater 63%. White people, he's underwater 52%. Black people, the best imaginable, 83%. Disapprove. Hispanic people, 70 % disapprove. Asian people, 66 % disapprove. And y 'all may remember earlier this week, my viral video where I said triple Trumpers, people that triple Trumped. And then there was Fox News response was, oh, he grew with all the minorities. Here are his numbers with minorities. 83 % disapproved that are black, 70 % disapproved that are Hispanic and 66 Asian. Here's a huge swing. 33 points, you guys, ages 18 to 29, 66 % disapprove.

9:2630 to 49, 65 % disapprove. 50 to 64, 54 % disapprove. And 65 plus, 53%. And then you can go, this was, and then it goes into education. But here's what I want to point out here. High school or less, you remember Trump, we love the poorly educated. 56 % of those that have a high school degree or less. 56 % disapprove of Kankle's McTaco tits. So all of this bullshit when he runs around saying, I have a 90 % approval rating. I have this amazing approval rating. It's a lie. It is a total lie. And how you know that these numbers are true is very simple. He will not allow the midterms to go without cheating, without militarizing the streets, because if he could run on his policies, he would do it.

10:26But he can't because they know that he is completely underwater with every demographic, even his coveted, poorly educated, because he's dicking them over the most. And they might not have the pedigree, but I'm telling you something. These people are not stupid and they are realizing that Donald Trump is beholden to only other millionaires and billionaires and has no interest in helping working class Americans. That's all we have for today. Please subscribe, like our channel. Thank you so much. We got over a million subs. Like this video, buy our book, Life is a Lazy Susan of Shit Sandwiches, and we'll see you all later.

11:11Thank you.