Trump is Crashing Out After Secret UFO Meeting Gets Leaked, He's Desperate to Distract

0:04All right, FBI Director Cash Money Cha-ching-ching, the most unqualified dipshit in literally so many options as to who is the most unqualified dipshit in the Trump regime. He's making an attempt to distract from his failures on the job by teasing the release of information about, drumroll, aliens. Let's play the clip. That there would be life on other planets that may be visited here that would not at all shock or surprise me. Have you ever looked into it? We're looking at it. Here's the thing. Okay, I want all the details. So here's the thing. Every other president before President Trump could have said, hey, let's look at that and get the American people the information.

0:50What did he do? He stood up an interagency process with Department of War leading that effort to get out the documentation related to everything that you're talking about, not just from the FBI, from the IC and everywhere else. And so what do we do? We already delivered our first trance of information to that committee, and they're going to be publicly releasing this information very soon. I know what in that tweet now, I could never figure it out. So Kash Patel tweeted about Alexis, his girlfriend, being a country music sensation, and that she has done more for this country than most Americans have in 10 lifetimes.

1:27After seeing that clip of Director Patel with Sean Hannity. I know that her patriotism is the fact that she's fucking cash that no other American has to. That's what she's doing for this country. And this comes after all of this, all of this fluffing up all this alien stuff. This comes after, this is really interesting, you guys. It comes after some evangelical pastors made startling claims about the government convening them in a secret meeting to share. Let's pop this up. Perry Stone, a well-known evangelist, author, and Bible teacher from Tennessee, warned that fellow pastors were recently invited to a secret meeting with U.S.

2:12intelligence officials to prepare for the release of secret files on extraterrestrials. According to Stone, the officials warned a small group of pastors with a large reach in the Christian community that the government was about to release reports and possibly videos of aliens and spacecraft, which were not from this planet. So this is a really interesting development that they feel the government feels that they need to go to evangelical religiously, but these are basically mega church people because these are the rapture preppers. These are the people that are prepping for the rapture. these are the same people that Pete Hegseth is.

2:56These are the same people that all of the triple Trumpers are. And here's some of what he warned his followers about. Let's play the clip. What they're about to release from what we're hearing, there's going to be a release concerning aliens and concerning unidentified flying object spacecraft that some of the people who were in the meeting were telling us as pastors, you need to prepare your people and you need to get ready to answer them for what you're about to hear being released. And some of it has to do with crafts that have been discovered that are not allegedly a part of our planet and the materials they're made of are not a part of our planet.

3:49Very strange reptilian looking creatures. And other things that almost sound like something out of a sci-fi movie or an Orson Welles book.

4:04So here's what's so terrifying to me. Are there UFOs, aliens? I don't know. I don't care. What's so terrifying to me is that the Trump administration, you know, they have that spiritual advisor, Paula White, who does all the tongue talking and literal Bible thumping. Like she takes her Bible. She's like, I know. She's like, we all have to agree with Donald Trump. How cozy the executive branch is with this guy who's so batshit crazy. Pop up his backdrop, Kylie. You have like an alien that's being sucked up here.

4:43This guy is one phone call away from the White House. I mean, what are we doing here? Like, what's going on? It's just insane. None of this, none of this insanity would be going on if there were any form of resistance from a variety of groups. And the main group that I'm wanting to hold accountable, besides the Democrats, which I've been on them for a long time lately, I'm really shifting gears right now to the billionaire bedwetters. And these billionaire bedwetters have a customer base in the United States population and they have a system here in the United States of America that has allowed for their existence, allowed for them to not pay taxes when the rest of us have to.

5:26And these billionaires, at the same time that the system has been fundamentally rigged for them to be the aforementioned billionaires, they're aggrieved. And I said a few episodes ago to Pumps, I said, you know, these billionaires walk around like they're, you know, black men in the 1950s trying to manage segregation. They act like, you know, everybody's aligned against them. Well, I'll be goddamned. This billionaire just said this, pop this up. Real estate titan compares tax the rich slogan to racial slurs. I mean, are you kidding me? And then here's a quote from that. His name is Stephen Roth.

6:10He says, I must say that I consider the phrase tax the rich, quote, tax the rich, when spit out with anger and contempt by politicians both here and across the country to be just as hateful as some disgusting racial slurs. And even the phrase from the river to the see, Roth said, referring to the controversial rallying cry used by pro-Palestinian activists during a Tuesday earnings call. And what I have to say to him is B-O-O-H-O-O. Boo-hoo. Nobody likes you. It's just unbelievable to me that people that have had this much of an advantage, still feel entitled. And it shows you when you tell your kids money can't make you happy.

7:00It's true. It can make your life easier. Like this guy's probably not schlepping through TSA, flying commercial, center seat, tortured. He's probably flying private everywhere, but he's clearly miserable. He's clearly unhappy and he clearly hates the first amendment. People get to protest Palestine. The thing that bothers me most about the Israel supporters is force you to like the provocations and the war crimes or dismiss what Israel is doing. And we're just not going to be told what we can and cannot do and who we can and cannot support. And for the majority of people, when they see kids getting shot and killed and carpet bombing of civilian territories, I'm sorry to Stephen Roth, but we're not monsters.

7:51I'm so sick of this shit. I'm so sick of Elon Musk grievance. He acts like everybody is racist against him. It's unbelievable how grotesque these billionaires are. They have no idea, no idea what human suffering is. All right, listener, I have made a little adjustment in what type of detergent I use for my laundry, and it's made me so happy. And I know that sounds ridiculous, but in today's age, you want every little nugget you can get. I have discovered a new product called Laundry Sauce and they have these amazing scents. My favorite is Australian Sandalwood. And Laundry Sauce isn't just about smelling incredible, it's engineered for performance.

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9:16And speaking of embarrassing, Elon Musk has been caught tweeting from his mother's account. Pop this up. So Elon Musk tweets, my grandmother was a housekeeper in England. And then May Musk responds, May Musk is the mother of Elon. Your mom told me she was cleaning toilets in a Liverpool boarding house as a child when I met her in 1966. She was sewing linings for a furrier in a small windowless room behind the store. So basically, this Twitter user noticed that Elon's mom is caught posting from the perspective of Elon's dad. bad. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to assume that Elon, the world's richest fucking man is posting on Twitter as both his parents.

10:19And it was wrong. It was the wrong. He logged into the wrong thing because he's so high on ketamine. The cringe deepens daily with Elon Musk. So think about this, you guys, here's a guy that has a bank account, like a chocobool. God only knows how many private planes he has. Jillian baby mamas. He has, I don't want to pay taxes in California. I'm going to pack my toys up and move to Texas. I don't like this. I'm going to pack my toys up and do that. I want a rocket ship. I want this, everything he wants. And he's impersonating his fucking parents online. What a loser. This shows you that you can be a dork and you can be a loser and you can get a trillion dollars and you can't unfuck what a loser, dork, nerd, racist piece of shit you are.

11:02A trillion dollars will not make Elon Musk cool. That is the most pathetic, inherently pathetic thing I've ever seen. And then two-time Trump voters, this is really interesting, think that the White House correspondent shooting was a psyop. Pop this up. So Sam Stein posts from the bulwark. They did a new focus group. You know, over there, they do all these focus groups. and with two-time Trump voters, a strong majority of the people in this focus group believe the White House correspondent's assassination attempt was a PSYOP designed to help Trump get his ballroom. And I say, you let these two-time Trump voters cook.

11:51Let them cook. If they want to think that, let them fucking cook it up. Because this is what What happens when you support Donald Trump and you shill for billionaires? This is just utter insanity. We have to form a community of those of us that are sane, that of course can laugh and giggle at some of this stuff. We have to restore the truth and we have to restore our government being a serious government. We have to tax billionaires. Elon Musk needs to be fully investigated. His government contracts need to go. Elon Musk is the world's biggest parasite and he's the world's biggest killer of children, which is pretty hard task because Benjamin Netanyahu and Donald Trump are really big on that.

12:38But this is a time for all of us to come together, support each other in every chance we can get to ridicule these insecure fascists we should. And do me a favor, if you haven't already pre-order my book, it is called Not Today fascist wherever you get your books the lies that got us here and the truce that will reunite us all right that's all i have like subscribe we'll be back later with more news