Trump Looms Over Passed Out Man in Bizarre WH Presser

0:04As the government shutdown continues, as people are going hungry because SNAP benefits have not been funded, as prices are soaring, as the economy is in the shitter. Trump holds what will go down in my mind is one of the more interesting and screwed up sundowner hours in the Oval Office that we've seen to date. Okay, so I'm going to start with one of Trump's lackeys that stands behind him when he has all these sundowner hours. And he's talking about, you know, the weight loss drug and how we're going to reduce the prices of that. I mean, not not anything else, not stuff people could actually use, but one of his lackeys faints in the back.

0:51So naturally when somebody faints, you run to their aid. Are they okay? So I found this image the most stunning. Here's Trump standing up. You see everybody in the background, even Caroline KKK Leavitt is looking. I think that's even Stephen Miller trying to lend aid. Trump is standing, looking straight ahead, does not give a shit. This man cannot even fake like normal human reactions and emotion. It's like he's a cyborg. He is so totally devoid in anything that resembles humanity. It's unbelievable. I don't know if he was mad the attention wasn't being placed on him and that somebody else was taking the attention.

1:40But then we have Dr. Oz, who sucks. He is really a fuck twat. So he's going on and on about how Americans are going to lose billions of pounds. And I think by his math, every American needs to lose over 350 pounds to make this a true statement, which we know truth doesn't matter in the Trump administration. But watch, he's discussing the links between dementia and obesity. And look in the back. Trump is slumped over sleeping during sundowner hour with the announcement about weight loss and dementia. And we all know he's obese. Here we go. People can sleep again because they can breathe when they go to bed.

2:28Folks whose knees don't hurt. People don't have heart attacks, renal failure, dementia. All the things we know are associated with obesity and much more. Okay, can you back it up so we can get the full? Okay, here we go. So for those of you that are listening, you've got all Trump's lackeys. You've got Dr. Oz at the podium, talking about dementia and weight loss, and Trump is slumped over in his chair, asleep. He is asleep during this. I mean, I am like, what is the most perfect illustration that Trump has dementia? We're in the middle of announcing that Ozempic is going to be cheaper because, by God, don't open the government.

3:09Don't put air traffic controllers and airport personnel back to work. Reduce the fat drug for people. And I mean, it's just unbelievable. This administration is parody and corruption on steroids. And then what I find to be one of the grossest, appalling, craven, vile things the Trump administration is doing. So last week, the Trump administration was ordered by a federal judge to fund SNAP. Trump didn't want to fund SNAP. He wants to starve people out because he doesn't give a shit about people going hungry. So a judge ordered him to pay the SNAP benefits. Trump says, okay, well, we'll give him half.

4:01We won't give the full SNAP benefit, but we'll give him something. And so yesterday, the court said, you did not comply with my order. Therefore, you have until tomorrow at five to fund SNAP fully. Okay, Trump appeals the order. He is fighting against the American people having food. And so, of course, smoky-eyed sociopath J.D. Vance, failed drag queen, I'm so mad I can't wear a feather boa boy, has to go and say, we're not going to follow court orders. Here is smoky-eyed sociopath regarding the court's orders. It's an absurd ruling because you have a federal judge effectively telling us what we have to do in the midst of a Democrat government shutdown, which what we'd like to do is for the Democrats to open up the government.

4:58Of course, then we can fund SNAP and we can also do a lot of other good things for the American people. But in the midst of a shutdown, we can't have a federal court telling the president how he has to triage the situation. We're trying to keep as much turned on. We're trying to keep as much going as possible. The president and the entire administration are working on that, but we're not going to do it under the orders of a federal judge. We're going to do it according to what we think we have to do to comply with the law, of course. Oh, to comply with the law, of course. Okay. Enough from him.

5:30He is a sociopath. He is a lawyer. He knows you must comply with a court order or you are in contempt. I say American Bar Association. Check out J.D. Vance. He doesn't seem to know the magnitude of a court order. And so then they ask Hanks about this order. And his response is so shocking, I could hardly wrap my head around it. Here we go. And you know, one other thing, our country has to remain very liquid because problems, catastrophes, wars could be anything. We have to remain liquid. We can't give everything away based on a number. Here's an example. When I was president, the number that you're talking about was a tiny fraction of what it is now.

6:16Biden went totally crazy, gave it to anybody that would ask, gave it to people that were able-bodied, had no problem. Anybody that would ask, we get the number. And it's many times the number of people are on. This wasn't meant for that. Okay. Number one, demonizing the poor, Republican playbook 101. Not saying we haven't raise the minimum wage for workers in decades. Billionaires and billionaire companies do not pay taxes, nor do they pay their employees a livable wage. Therefore, people working 40 hours a week still require food assistance. Okay, that's number one. So got that out of the way.

6:58Number two, we have to remain liquid for wars. I thought all he did was stop wars, eight wars, maybe even nine wars, but that's not the important part. The important part is this fuck twat, Kanks, sits at sundowner hour and says, we have to remain liquid so we can't feed poor people. Now we can fund$40 billion to Argentina because one of my buddies ruined the economy in that country. And I want to save him and American billionaires. We've continued to provide aid for weapons for Israel, yet we cannot feed Americans. Are you kidding me? We have to be liquid. And according to this man's logic, which we all know is faulty and a lie, trillions and trillions and trillions of dollars in tariffs, which even John Roberts, who's got his lips plastered on Trump's ass, knows his attacks on the American people, knows the American people are paying for that.

8:03But this man sits there with a straight face and says, we can't feed poor Americans because we have to fund my buddy in Argentina. We have to buy planes for Christie Noem. It is shocking. And this should outrage every single American. He does not give a shit about you unless you are a billionaire and you are white. Other than that, you are completely superfluous to this man. And so we had the news yesterday that Nancy Pelosi is retiring and not seeking reelection, which I applaud Nancy Pelosi. She was a fabulous speaker, the best in my lifetime by far. And she is stepping down because of her age.

8:51We have got to get the super old people out of Congress because we see what's happening in Texas. A Democratic representative died there over a year ago. We still haven't gotten anybody in there because Greg Abbott sucks. All right, listener, every morning, pumps and I get up, we start texting each other, sending each other news articles about what are we going to cover on IHIP News. And the news is abundant. There's a lot of fake news. There's a lot of real news. How do we vet it? We go to our Ground News Vantage plan. Here's a prime example. The right is covering a story the following way. Here's the headline.

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11:13a lot in damages and in reputation. I thought she was terrible. Thank you very much. Thank you. Okay. I'm so glad the president of the United States is turning down the rhetoric and trying to unite the American people. Please do not talk to me about the rhetoric on the left. When the president of the United States sits in the middle of sundown hour behind the Oval Office, hiding his bruised hand and calls Nancy Pelosi evil. Like enough. We're stocked up on bullshit here. I'm not buying anymore. And then this just goes into maybe creepiest line at a sundowner hour that we've seen so far. We know Trump said he was going to, you know, IVF was going to be free.

11:58Well, that's all horseshit. We all knew it was horseshit at the time, unless you were stupid and you were MAGA. So Dr. Oz says this yesterday, and I swear I had a visceral reaction to how gross this is. Trump highlighted the first three, the leading US company, leading European company. We've dropped infertility drugs. We'll make lots of Trump babies, I'm hoping by the midterms. Trump babies? He's reducing infertility drug costs, which I'll believe it when I see it. And then he's calling him Trump babies before the midterms. I'm so grossed out. Like that is just heebie-jeebies disgusting. So that's the summary of yesterday's sundowner hour at the Oval Office.

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